Image provided by: Yamhill County Historical Society; McMinnville, OR
About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 17, 1891)
T will yet require a year's toil. There of this act, and lie shall fo.thwith cer clerk shall, a sufficient time before the should lie 'no hesitation in promptly tify the same under the seal of the election, cause to be prepared and For the benefit of the many who i completing a navy of the best modern county court and file the same in his printed, according to law, upon cards IS] instantly afforded sufferers from have not the time to read the full text type, large enough to enable this coun office, and make and post a duplicate of instruction, arranged in the manner • Bronchitis, by the nse of Ayer’s HARDING L HEATH, Publishers. of the president’s message to congress, try to display its flag in all the seas for thereof in a conspicuous place in his of herein required for the ballots, the Cherry Pectoral. Either as an ano SUBSCRIPTION BATES I the following synopAis of its most sa- the protection of its citizens and of its fice and keep the same posted until name and information concerning such dyne, to allay inflammation, or an ex after the election has taken place; and candidates so nominated to fill vacan pectorant. to loosen and bring away the j-2 oo | lieiit and interesting features is given extending commerce. me Copy, per year, inadvance.. 'Ise Cepy, six months in advance. J In opening his address the presi He devotes considerable space to the he shall forthwith proceed and cause to cies caused by death or withdrawal; mucus, this preparation has no equal. “ Last winter I contracted a severe dent recommends a careful study of the Indian question in all its phases and be printed, according to law, the col •ne of such cards, certified by the cold, which, by repeated exposure, be Entered at the postoffice at McMinnville reports of the various executive depart asserts: “It seems to me to be inevita ored sample ballots, aud the white bal county clerk, shall be posted and kept came quite obstinate. I was much with hoarseness and bronchial Oregon, as second-class matter. posted in plain view in each compart troubled ments. ble that there shall be before long some lots required by this act. irritation. After trying various medi Sec. 47. The county clerk of each ment or place provided for preparing cines, without relief, I at last purchased On the subject of foreign relations he ' organic changes in the relation of these bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. On T he advertising R ates or T he T ele - reports the consummation of reciprocal county shall cause to be printed ac the ballots in each polling place, and a taking people to the United States.” this medicine, my cough ceased ruoxE-REOisTER are liberal, taking in consideration the circulation. Single trade arrangements with [Brazil, the On the Indian land question lie gives cording to law all the ballots required the same shall also be posted in the , almost immediately, and I have been inch, $1 .00, each subsequent inch, $.75. Spanish West Indies and San Domin the information that “since March 4, under the provisions of this act, and county clerk's office from the time the well ever since.” —Rev. Thomas B. Russell, Secretary Holston Conference Special inducements for yearly or semi- go under the new tariff law, and an 1889, about 23,000,000 acres have lieeti shall furnish the same in the manner same is prepared until after the election. and P. E. of the Greenville Dist. M. E. C., yearly contracts. Jonesboro, Tenn. See. 52. It shall be the duty of the nounces that other similar treaties are ; separated from Indian reservations and hereinafter provided for the use of all J ob W ork X eati . y *A m > Q uickly E xecute » “ My mother was sick three rears and county clerk of each county to cause of the electors in the county. Ballots added to the public domain for the use very low with bronchitis. We feared at reasonable rates Our facilities are , under negotiation. the best in Yamhill county and as good The history of the Behring sea agree of those who desire to secure free other than those furnished by the re the name of each nominee who has nothing would cure her. One of my as any in tlie state A complete steam ment with Great Britain is given, and told me aliont Ayer's Cherry spective county clerks, according to the thus withdrawn or died to be canceled . friends homes.” Pectoral. She tried it. lias used eight plant’insures quick work. the boundary line complications with The work of the pension bureau is provisions of this act, shall not be used on the w hite ballots, and also the col bottles, and is now well.”—T. H. D. • « R esolutions or C oxbolesce and all O iht - Canada come in for a mention, also the characterized as having been jierform- or circulated or cast or counted in any ored ballots, l-efore they are given out Chamberlain, Baltimore, Md. uary Poetry will be charged for at regular to the electors. If said ballots have al unavailing effort to arbitrate theliound- ed with great diligence. The total election provided for in this act. advertising rates. Sec. 48. All ballots designated to be ready lieen forwarded to the several ary dispute between Great Britain and numtier of pensioners upon the roll on A ll C ommunications M i st 1> e S hined lo the 30th day of June, 1890, was 575,160. voted shall be printed in black ink upon election precincts, the county clerk th« person who sends them, not for pub Venezuela. rnrrAnm ar lication, unless unaccompanied by a “non Attention is then called to the fact The appropriation for the payment of a good quality of white paper, and shall shall, if there is time, certify the mat Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mast. de plume.’’ but for a guarantee of good that succes crowned the efforts of the pensions for the fiscal year 1890-91 was be alike and of the same size iu the ter to the judges of the several election faith. No publications will be published Bold by all Druggist«. Price i 1; di botlle«, «5. state department to have the prohibi $187,785,793 89 and the amount ex same county at the same election. Du precincts, and then it shall be the duty unless so signed. of the ju Iges of the several election • * » tion on the import of American jiork pended, $119,530,649 20, leaving an un plicate impressions of the same shall be A ddress A ll C ommunication E ither F or the editorial or business dcnartnients, to removed by Gemiaiiy.Deninark, Italy, expended surplus of $9.1554,144 64. printed upon cheaper colored pajier so precincts, in accordance with such cer T he T elephone -R egister , McMinnville, Austria and France. The estimate for pension expenditures as to lie easily distinguished from tlie tification, to see that the name of each Orezon. ( immediately ) After a review of the revolt in Brazil for the fiscal year ending June 30, 1893, white ballots. These colored ballots candidate who has thus withdrawn or « S ample C opies O f T he T elephone -R egis the New Orleans lynching is taken up. is $144,957,000, which by a careful ex shall be used solely as sample ballots died is canceled upon the white and ter will be mailed to any person in the for the informatien and convenience of colored ballots before they are given out United States or Europe, who desires one, The demands of Italy, it is claimed, amination of the subject, the commis voters, and shall not be voted, and if to the electors, and also that such cards were made in a manner not calculated sioner isof the opinion will lie sufficient. free of charge * # Having decided to of instruction, or lists of the candidates voted shall not be counted. to promote diplomatic discussion, and Referring to the debts of the subsi W e I nvite Y ou T o C ompare T he T ele close out the pres nominated to fill such vacancy, are du Sec. 49. The ballots shall lie styled were of an untenable character owing dized railroads he recommends the phone -R egister with any other paper ent stock,all goods ly posted in each compartment or place published in Yamhill county. “ Official Ballot; ” shall state the num to the peculiar restriction of Federal immediate adoption of some policy will be sold power under the circumstances. A rec with a view to their ultimate collection. ber or name of the precinct and county provided for preparing the ballots, be All eubteribern who do not receive their ommendation is made in this connec AT COST. Arid lands and irrigation are dealt they are intended for and the date fore the ballots are given out to the paper regularly will confer a favor by im- tion for the enactment of laws to cover with in brief form. On the latter sub when the election is to be held; shall electors. Many beautiful and mediately reporting the tame to this office Continued next week. similar cases in the future. ject he recommends legislation by con contain the names of all the candidates useful goods suita On tbesubject of Chili’s war many gress or state legislations regulating the for offices to lie filled at that election ble for Christmas Thursday, December 17, 1891. interesting features are discussed. The distribution of the water supply, and whose nominations have been duly Presents. Kidney Disease Itata incident receives considerable at says the United States should part made and accepted as herein provided, Come Early to Get Your Choice. TO OUR READERS. tention, and the action of tlie United with its ownership of the water sources and who have not died or withdrawn, —is the cause of no end of suf M rs . A. E. G allup . fering. A safe and certain remedy is states in her seizure and subsequent for reservoirs only upon conditions that and shall contain no other names of T h e T elephon e -R egistek Ims pursuit and recapture is defended and will insure to the settlers their proper persons, except that in the ease of elec DR. HENLEY’S G. W. GOUCHER M. D. made Arrangement« with the American justified. Minister Egan’s course in water supply upon equal and reasona tors of president and vice president of Oregon Kidney Tea. ---- AND— the United States, the names of the j granting Balmacedan refugees an asy ble terms. Press Association, a syndicate formed It can do you no harm. It may do candidates for president and vice presi lum in the American Legation is fully He advises against the admission of A. G. SMITH M. D„ for the purpose of furnishing newspa- you much good. Here is the testi upheld. Utah as a state until it is certain that dent may be added to the party or po mony of one sufferer who has been Have associated themselves together, and with special matter by the prominent By far the most important portion of Mormon influence has ceased to lie litical designation; the name of the city will be known in the future as I)rs. Goucher made a “ a new man.” writers of the day, whereby it will lie the message deals with the attack of , paramount there,and recommends that or town or county in which the candi Smith. Professional calls attended to I had been troubled many years day or night. Office: Two doors east of with disease of the kidneys when allowed to publish the illustrated copy the Chilian insurgents at Valparaiso oil ■ provision lie made for the organization date resides shall be added to the name drugstore. Residence within a short dis kind Providence sent Dr. Henley with the Oregon Kidney Tea to my of each candidate; the name of each tance from the Office. righted serial, “A Prisoner of War.” the men of the United States warship, ; of a town in government in Alaska. hotel. It had an almost miracu A mity - O regon But what apparently interests the person nominated shall lie printed lous effect and in a few days I was The date of the appearance of the first Baltimore, in which two men were anew man. G. A. TUPPER, killed and six or seven wounded. Of : president most is the method of elect- upon the ballot in but one place, but Proprietor Occidental Hotel, J. F. CALBBEATil. E. K. GOUCHER. installment will appear on December 31. Santa Rosa, Cal. this affair the president «ays: “So far I ing presidential electors. He makes a there shall be added thereto the party It is written by Alfred Rochefort Cal as I have yet been able to learn, no long and strong protest against Mich or political designation, expressed in I It has cured thousands; Calbreath & Goucher, I why not you ? To-mor houn. He was a major of infantry other explanation of this bloody work igan's recent legislation providing tor not more khan three words for any one row may be too late. PHYSICIANS AND -SURGEONS. during the rebellion and was for seven has been suggested than that it had its tlie election of electors by congressional party, as specified in the certificate of M c M innville , ... O regon . Your druggist will tell you about nomination nominating him for the of origin in the hostility to these men as districts and recommends congressional months a prisoner at Libby and ( 'harl- it. Ask him. sailors of the United States,wearing the action providing for the perpetuation of fice. The names of the candidates for (Office over Braly's Bank.) eston. The’seria) is the actual experience uniform of their government, and not the presidential election methods now each office shall lie arranged under the of the author and another Union offi in any individual act or personal ani : generally in use. designation of the office, in alphabet cer. This serial will lie as interesting mosity.” ical order, according to surnames, ex He then adds that the attention of cept that the names of candidates for to the rising generation as it will lie to the ex-soldiers who so bravely laid the Chilean government was at once Tlie Full anil Complete I.aw as I’asse<l the offices of electors of president and vice president sjliall be arranged in called to the affair and advised that if by the Last Legislature. aside the plow and other tools by groups, as presented in the several cer qualifying facts did not exist this gov which they earned their bread, and ernment would confidently expect full Sec. 43. if the original nomination tificates of nomination. There shall lie took up without a murmur the cause of and prompt reparation. < 'ontinuing he thus vacated was made by a conven left at the end of the list of candidates their country. To these ex-soldiem the says; “It is to lie regretted that the re tion or assembly, and the convention for each different office as many blank I T elephone -R egister will be sent for ply of the secretary for foreign affairs or assembly can re-convene, it may fill spaces as there are persons to be elected of the provisional government was the vacancy before the day fixed by to such office, in which tlie elector may a period of three months for twenty- couched in 'an offensive tone. To this law for the election. If the convention write in the name of any person not five cents. It will take about three no reply has been made. This govern or assembly lias delegated to a commit printed on the ballot, for whom he de months to publish the serial. It will ment is now awaiting the result of an tee the power to till such vacancies, sires to vote as candidate for such office. investigation which has Iwen conduct such committee may likewise fill the On the left margin of the ballot the appear in weekly installments. ed by the criminal court at Valparaiso. same. In every case where the origi name of the uppermost candidate as This offer of 25 cents for the piijiers The most significant utterance is com nal candidate dies or withdraws, as printed shall I m 1 numbered 12, the next containing the serial is made only to prised in the sentence: “If these just many certificates of nomination, made 13, the next 14, and so on consecutively ex-soldiers, and in order that they can expectations should be disappointed, or ' by electors, to till the same office, shall to the end of the ballot. The blank receive the first installment they needless delay intervene, I will by a I i lie tiled as are duly presented to the lines shall not be numbered. When should send in their names not later s|iecial message bring this matter to the I ' proper officer before the day fixed by ever the approval of a constitutional attention of congress for such action as ! law for the election. The certificate to amendment or other question is sub than Dec. 15, 1891. may be necessary.” > fill such vacancy shall substantially mitted to the vote of the people, such Protection to the interests of Ameri i conform with the requirements for an questions shall be printed upon the CHARLES F. CRISP, SPEAKER. can» in China is promised during the I original certificate of nomination, and ballot after the list of candidates, and I present outbreaks iu that country, and J . shall be filed witii the same officer the each answer shall be numbered on the Mr. Crisp wears a ~i hat. He is a I the cable projected to Honolulu from original certificate was filed with. left margin as in the case of the names j handsome mail, taller than most men this coast is warmly approved. Sec. 41. When such original certifi of candidates. The ballots shall lie and very compactly built. The most Reference is made to the remon cate of nomination thus vnvated, was printed so as to give each elector a clear noticeable thing about him is pie strance made by this government to filed with the secretary of state, the cer opportunity to designate,his choice of breadth of his chest. His nose is that of the czar in the matter of the tificate to till the vacancy thus occa candidates anil liis answer to the ques- I straight as an arrow and his mouth and ears arc small. He is not a great cruel treatment of the Hebrews and ex sioned shall lie filed with him, and it tions submitted by canceling or mark-j pulsion from Russia. may lie tiled directly with the secretary ing out the names of the candidates i orator but is one of the greatest debaters Government endorsement of the of state or in the following manner: who are not his choice or the answer he ever known. He is a man of judicial bonds of the maratime canal company It may be presented in duplicate to does not wish to make. And on the j mind, large ability, well attested skill of Nicaragua is recommended on the any county clerk who shall tile one of ballot luiy lie printed such words as I in parliamentary tactics and unaltera ble devotion to the democratic cause. ground that a canal connecting "the the certificates in his office, and upon will enable the elector to do this, as He is conservative and safe and to use waters of the Atlantic and Pacific being tendered the cost of the trans “vote for one,” “vote for three,” “yes,” his own expression in accepting the oceans, giving us a short water com mission of the same, it shall lie the “no,” “cancel, cross or mark out the nomination he “will take no steps back munication between our parts,” is a duty of such county clerk to forthwith names of candidates not voted for,” matter of the highest concern to the cause the certificate of nomination to and the like. Each white ballot shall ward in tariff reform.’’ The dominance United States. lie telegraphed to the secretary of state have at the top thereof two stubs or of a prudent spirit in the great demo, Announcement is made of the inter and repeated back, and he shall also margins, or perforated along the lower eratie majority represents the convic tion of that majority that more is to national copyright conventions secured i j forthwith mail the duplicate thereof, edge thereof and adapted to lie torn off be gained in the righteous revison and with Belgium, France, Great Britain j by registered letter to the secretary of after the ballot is folded, and without reduction of our tariff law, by conserva and the British possessions and Switz state. The secretary of state shall file exposing its contents. The ballot shall erland. said telegraph copy of the certificate be of a sufficient length and width to tive action than by methods more rad With the results of the new tariff leg the same as if it were the original, and permit this to be properly done. The ical. The election of Mr. Crisp stamps the democratic majority as one worthy islation the president professes the he shall also file the duplicate when white ballots shall be arranged and of the great trust committed by the greatest satisfaction and says in con the same arrives by mail. The secre printed substantially in the following cluding the discussion of the subject he tary of state shall, in certifying the form. people to the democratic party. thinks there are conclusive evidences nomination to the several county Sec. 50. There shall be provided and that the new tariff has created several clerks, omit the name or names of all furnished for each election precinct ENORMOUS HORSE POWER. great industries which will within a such candidates filed with him who not less than four white ballots for each It is a very easy matter to talk about few years give employment to several die or withdraw, as aforesaid, and in vote cast in such election precinct at 18,000 or 20,000 horse power, but few hundred thousand American working stead thereof he shall certify the name j the general election next proceeding, oi names of the persons who have thus and a like number of the colored or persons realize what it means or the men and women. i Extracts from tile report of the sec- been nominated to fill such vacancy. sample ballots shall be duplicate im enormous force that it exerts. i retary of the treasury are then present In the event that he has already sent pressions of the white ballots, but with The new White Star line steamships, | for instance, or the Inman's line City ed and tlie recent silver legislation is ' forth his certificate, he shall forthwith out perforated stubs. These colrored o: of New York develop from 18,000 to discussed. The president begs for a | certify to each county clerk, by tele- sample ballots shall be furnished as 20,000 horse power. They have twelve j further trial of the existing silver coin I graph if necessary, the name and resi- soon as printed, at any time before the I boilers and seventy-two furnaces, age enactment and says that he is still ' deuce of each person so nominated to election, by the respective county clerks ( worked with forced draught. Assum of the opinion that the free coinage of fill such vacancy, the office he is nomi in reasonable quantities, to all electors ■ ing that the engines will require 18 ¡silver under existing conditions would nated for, the party or principle he rep- applying for the same; and on tlie day | pounds of steam per horse per hour, disastrously affect our business interests ! resents, and the name of the person of the election, under the direction aud then 160 tons of feed water must be at home and abroad. To place business | I for whom such nominee or nominees control of the judges at each polling' place, the same ballots shall be given 1 pumped into the boilers every hour and , iqsui a silver basis would mean a sud are substituted. Every county clerk shall proceed in reasonable and proper quantities to 160 pounds of steam will pass through den and a severe contraction of the cur rency liy the withdrawal of gold and thereafter in conformity with this later all electors applying for them. the engines in the same time. ■Sec. 51. When any vaeaucy occurs In twenty-four hours the feed water gold notes and such an unsettling of certification. will amount to 3,IMO tons, occupying I all values as would produce a commer See. 45. Not more than thirty (30) by deatli or withdrawal aforesaid, and ) days and not less than twenty-eight after the printing of the ballots afore-! 138,240 cubic feet. This amount of wa cial panic. ter would fill a length of 49.3 feel of “I believe it is the earnest desire of a (28) days before the day fixed by law S lid, and after the printing of the bal a canal 40 feet wide and 7 feet deep. great majority of the [icople, as it is for the election, the secretary of state lots, any person orjpersons are nomina- ■ Taking the condensing water at thirty j mine, that a full coin use shall be made shall arrange, in the manner provided ted to till such vacancy, the county times the feed water it will amount to of silver just as soon as the eo-o|H*ra- in this act for the arrangements and 4,800 tons per hour, or 115,200 tons to tion of other nations can be secured and other information upon the ballots, all twenty-four hours, or for a six-dayf a ratio fixed that will give circulation the names and other information con cerning all the candidates contained in transatlantic run not less than 601,200 equally to gold and silver.” tons, or 24,883,000 cubic feet. This The surplus in the treasury has been the certificate« of nomination which amount of water would fill a cubical placed in general circulation by the re have been tiled with him, and accepted demption of interest liearing securities by the nominess, in accordance with tank 295 feet oil the side. the provisions of this net. and he shall The coal consumption is not less in of the government. The work of the war and interior de forthwith ecitify the same under the teresting. Four hundred tons a day are burned on the 20,000 horse (lower partment is then reviewed with words seal of the state and file the same in In just 21 hours J. V. 8. relieves constipation pressure. This would fill 400 wagons. of commendation for the manner in his office, and make and transmit a du aud sick headaches, After it gets the system plicate thereof by registered letter to under control an occasional dose prevents return. It requires for its combustion 8,600 tons I which it lias been carried on. refer by permission to W. II. Marshall, Jlruns of air, occupying a space of 222,336,000 , Gu tlie matter of tlie illicit entry of the county clerk of each county in the We wick IIerase, a F.; Qco. A. Werner, 531 California t'biiiese, he is of tlie opinion that there state, and he shall also post a duplicate eubie feet. It is impossible to put these St., 8. F.; Mrs. C. Melvin, 136 Kearny St, 8. F., figures in a shape such that they may I seems to be satisfactory evidence' that thereof in a conspicuous place in his of and many others who have found relict from be grasped by the average leader, but i I tlie business of passing Chinamen fice and keep the same posted until af constipation and sick headaches. G.W. Vincent, of 6 Terrence Court, S. F. writes: “I am 60 years -------- OF THE-------- then enough has been cited to show I 1 through Canada to tlie United States ter said election has taken place. ot age and have been troubled with constipation that the circulating pumps and fan en is organized and quietly done, and rec See. 46. Not more than fifteen (15) for 25 years. I was recently induced to try Joy’s gines of such ships are a hard working ommends legislation that will remedy and not less than twelve (12) days lie- Vegetable Sarsaparilla. I recognized in it at the defects ill the present laws so as to fore the day fixed by law for the elec once an lierb that the Mexicans used to givens lot. prevent this. tion, the county clerk shall arrange, in in the early 50’a for bowel troubles. (I came to To be sold in tracts of from 5 to 50 acres at $30.00 an acre and Bnrklen’fl Arnica Salve. California in 1S33,) and I knew it would help me Postmaster-General Wanamaker gets the manner provided by this act for the and upwards; one-fifth down, balance in I, 2 and 3 years, at <> per cent, per it has. For the first t imc in years I can sleep The Rest Salve in the world for Cuts, a meed of praise for his betterments of arrangement of the names and other well and my system is regular and in splendid annum. Most all of this land is under cultivation; over 400 acres now Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, the pistal service in all its branches. information ujioii the ballots, all the eondit ion. The old Mexican herbs in this remedy in full bearing fruit trees. All this land is within 3 miles of Amity. Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Reviewing the work of the navy de- names and other information concern are a certahi cure in constipation and bowel Over 700,000 pounds of fruit shipped from this jioint last year. Chilblains, Corns and all Skin Hrup- partment he says that twenty-four war ing all the candidates contained in the troubles.” Ask for For particulars apply to or address tions. and positively cures Piles or no ships of all classes are now under con certificates of nomination which have pay required. It is guaranteed to give struction iu the navy yards and private been filed with him, and accepted by Will. F. BREIDEXSTEIX, perfect satisfaction, or money refund sliopu, but while the 'work upon them the nominees, and which have been uüy 0 Sarsaparilla AMITY FRUIT LAXI) COMPANY, I is going forward satisfactorily tlie com ed. Price 25 cents )ier box. For sale certified to him by the secretary of pletion of the more important vessels state, lti accordance with the provisions by Rogers Bros. AMITY. YAMHILL COUNTY. OREGON. SOLI) BY ROGERS BROS. I THE TELEPHONE-REGISTER Great Relief THF MESSAGE IN BRIEF. i Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, TO CLOSE OUT THE JAPANESE BAZAAR. h . c. c. r. D aniels . burns . BURNS & DANIELS THE FURNITURE DEALERS Have Just Received From THE EAST. A Large Stock of Furniture! Our 16th Century Bookcases, Secretaries, Etc., Etc.. In Genuine Oak Must be Seen tu be Appreciated. THE PRICES ARE BELOW THOSE OBTAINED IN PORTLAND Bedroom Suits from 317 to 3100. PARLOR SUITS, ¿1SY CHAIRS, LOl XGES, TABLES, SHADES, Remember we buy Goods from Factories in the East, and can Sell Below Portland Prices. BURNS & DANIELS. LARGE ARRIVALS OF FALL AND WINTER GOODS AT M c M innville , O r Fruit Growers, Attention! 5,000 ACRES - R. JACOBSON’S. Having purchased nearly : Just 24. FU TURE FRAMES, SPRING BEDS, MATTRESSES, WALL PAPER, CARPETS, In additimi lo our ulready largì* stock, direct Croni Kastern and < alifornin iiianu- factories, all thesc good- are itouglit Cor ca-li and will I m * seid <>n n small niitrgin. “ Q uick ^ ales and ¡J mall P rofits ” Is the law, and that is just what we proposi* to do. <'onic early and see for yourself. A large stock to select from, full in all departments. Thanking you for |>ast favors and hoping to merit s continuation of the same, I remain, Yours, 11. .1 A< < IBS< >8 The Opposition Boot and Shoe Store Is the Only Establishment this side of Portland OPPOSITION BOOT AND SHOE STORE. F. 1HELSCHNEIDER, Paor. THIS BEATS THE DICKENS! Ten pairs of lovers, one time when days were fine, Resolved to wed, each bought a l>e<l from two dollars to nine. XT. •' of lovers, desired to imitate Aline pairs The first ten pairs, they all bought chairs, from one dollar to eight. Eight pairs of lovers, to whom advice was given, Followed the nine, liought picture« fine, from one dollar to seven. Seven pairs of lovers, who wished their homes to fix, Tracked up the eight, bought mirrors great, from one dollar to six. Six pairs of lovers, to the conclusion did arrive The seven were rightt lxmglit carpets bright, one dollar ten to cents twenty-five. Five pairs of lovers went to EVENDEN S Furniture Store Soon after the six, with lounges did fix. from nine dollars to twen ty-four. I'oitr pair of lovers, to marry did all agree, Took advice from the five, for mattresses did dive, from eight dol lars to three. 1 hree pairs of lovers, to love each other grew, .Acted like the four, liought wall paper galore, fifteen cents to dol lars two. Two pairs of lovers, with hearts that beat as one, Hurried as the three, between you and me. it was tin* la-st thing they could have done. One pair of lovers, left nil alone, to anger did give vent, Agreed to part, which broke each heart, and I do not know where they went. This sweet little story a moral should teach. If you want to buy furniture that’s quite within reach, To EN'ENDEN go, and tell him your plan, And if lie can’t suit you, there's noliody that can. Headquarters for New and Second-Hand TYPE-WRITERS and TYPE-WRITER SUPPLIES Including fine Linen and Carbon papers, Riblions.ctc. Ceneral agent for Finest Fruit Land 'he Willamette Valley THE SMITH PREMIER TYPE-WRITER EI>TSO?s’S M IXi IOGKA PIT Ve&etab,e (Three thousand copies from one original.) RACINE AUTOMATIC STEEL COPYING PRESS cock ' s postal sc^zox:. (Tells you instantly anionnt «f postage requirs-l for any mailable package. ) Victor SI5 Tvi>c-Writer. Send for Catalogue. T1. tK' . HEVLTCLDS, 29 Stark Street, Portland. Oregon.