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M c M innville , O regon , T hursday . S eptember 17, i89i.
VOL. III.
The Second Prize, $80,000, they won when they secured the
TUF PIR^T PRI7F OF $10 000 they won was a good name for Square, Honorable Dealing.
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STOVES
EAUGES
made by Bridge, Beach & Co., of St. Louis.
They are
agency of Yanhill County for the CELIZ-------------------
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known"and have an enviable reputation, which accounts for Opposition trying to adopt Our Stove’s Trade Mark “SUPERIOR.” by attaching it to another line of stoves.
so w refi
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Don’t be deceived; all stoves with Bridge, Beach & Co’s name are called Superior, others are counterfit. And when we sell Ten Thousand more of them, as we surely will in the
The Third
Prize of -- $18,000
next ten years, we will have our $80,000 clear.
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------- is what we have been able to save
# our customers by Cutting Down Prices and Giving them the Best
”1. Now we have -Accepted tlxe -^-g?enc37- of
Goods in the Market for Less Money than they could get them elsewhere, and that is what they owe us in good will
and axxarxg'ed to Buy a» good ixxarxv Garzon. Goods in. tlxe East diieot. And by seeking to please and bene
fit you in every way in our power we shall try to make the other $14,000 if life last long enough
MANNING & UNGERMAN.
COTTAGE SANITARIUM!
Tabor.
-Portllnd'« Most Beautifnl Suburb--
For the treaimeni ot Nervous Diseases,
espeaially -hose ».ufe in? Loni nervou- ex
baustion e-iG pro- .ra.io-i, cu -ouic diseases,
and all .hose who need qniet and res, good
nursing, mas aoe am* co- slant medical
care. At M i. Tabor will be foil d pure air,
absolutely free from mala.ia good yrate-,
beautiful uurroii ’idigs a *d lnagni-ieent
views. Ample .e'e-ei-LCs given if de—'«1.
For further particulars, a<’d>css the phys-c-
•a<i in ciiar<e.
OSMON ROYAL, M. D..
Ninth A Morrison Sts., Portland, Oregon.
E. E. GOUCnER.
I. r. CALBRKATH.
Calbreath & Goucher,
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS,
M c M innville ,
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(Office over Bralv’s Bank.)
S. A. YOUNG M. D.
Physician & Surgeon.
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Offi> e a— leside-ice on D stiect. A”
ea”» »-.o. »‘>;'y answeed il. y or ni^bi.
DK. J. C. MICHAUX
Practicing Physician and Surgeon,
LAÎ-AYETTE, OREGON.
j«n.ï‘
J. D. Baker M Ü.,
SURGEON AND HOMEOPATHIC
PHYSICIAN.
Office Upstairs in the Garrison Building.
G. W. GOUCHER M. D.,
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A. G. SMITH M. D„
IL- ve associated themselves Lose uber, and
w*’l ->e known in the future as Drs. Goucher
& ¡Smith Professional calls attended to
day or ni^ht. Office : Two doors east of
ding store. Residence within a short dis
tance from the Office.
A mity
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D. TV. SMITH,
WATCHMAKER & JEWELER.
Shop With Hewitt Bro’s.
U“Charges Reasonable. Give me a call.
McMntNViu.il. :
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WM. HOLL,
Watchmaker
and Jeweler.
Dealer in All Kind» of Watches, Jewelry. P’ated
Clocks and Spectacles. McMINNVILLE. OR.
The People’s Market.
C * ies .lie et L-’-'e o’ C-oUe Y*e.i « in
1 eC’v. C.. ea - F’ » ' i1 caso ». I’o.»’-
t.*v. a*-1'“- e i. ’lOiifli, o- e hiqhe«t r,’ar-
ke* p -ce i*-d - ’» p.*»il io -a..»e. Yw
a..e.i.on r c..11 »il io i »e f.;< * ’».». v.*e a1-
ways e ve Lie *®«.. meals to .»e foci*»’.
S'oii- pa.ronage is * o’>< !i«d.
1 O.s'D f-. FLlITCTTEil.
Harness and Saddles.
ELSIA WRIGHT.
Carries the Largest Assortment of
Harness and «addles and also tlie
LARGEST STOCK IN YAMHILL COUNTY.
Harness of all kinds Made to Order. Re
pairing Neatly Done
Robes, Whips and all the Necessaries
are Kept in Stock in Endless
Variety.
Call and See Stock. Store on Third Street,
McMinnville. Oregon.
Why They Twinkle.
J. W.COWLS, LEE LAUGHLIN J. L. STRATTON.
President.
Vice President.
Cashier
on the track, and as rapidly as possible
repaired sufficiently to have them
drawn away; If an accident occurs at
night and the rolling stock is badly
broken up, it is fired as the quickest
mode of removing all signs of a disaster
and the remaining iron portions of the
cars hastily removed before daylight
fully reveals the scene
Where cars have been dumped into
creeks the work of a wrecker is a hard
ship indeed, for he must work in tlie
water and mire until the cars are prop
erly tackled and pulled out by the
men at the windlass ami crane.
The train-wrecker seldom has time
to notify his family when he is going
to a wreck, and never can tell when he
will I® home. He has gone as long as
thirty-six hours without food, but
whenever it is possible he is provided
for generously by the company.
A BILLION DOLLARS.
THE FAILURE OF NATURAL GAS.
An Attempt to Comprehend the Recent
Congressional Appropriations.
One of the greatest luxuries of the
nineteenth century threatens to run
The fifty-first congress made appro short. The natural gas wells of Ohio,
McMinnville, Oregon,
priations aggregating one billion eight 4 Pennsylvania and Indiana are giving
Paid up Capital, $50,000.
million of dollars, and did it ever strike out and it is becoming difficult to find
you what that much money meant in new pockets which contain the gas. It
Transacts a General Banking Business,
material form? A dollar bill is 7J inch now looks as if the supply w’ould be ex
Deposits Received Subject to Check
es long, a billion eight million of them hausted and the old and pleasing theory
Interest allowed on time deposits.
would I® 7,556,400,000 inches, or in that the gas was being constantly gen
Sell sight exchange and telegraphic trans
No great efforts arc made by other manufacturer«
fers on New York, San Francisco and Port
round numbers 120,000 miles, almost erated in the great fissures of rock ben
land.
to procure and use pure materials.
half way to the moon. A band of d- -1- eath the earth's surface by the percol
Collections made on all accessible points.
lar bills five times around the earth, or ation of water through the soil and its
It is true that one other company has the facilities,
Office hours from 9 a. m. to 4 p m.
a l®lt of dollars 15 inches wide clean action upon the elements there was
its
greed and cupidity induced it in an evil hour to use
but
abandoned long ago. Natural gas is
around the equator.
stored
in
huge
reservoirs.
When
the
ammonia, in order to swell its profits. Hence the Price
A dollar bill contains twenty-two
and a half square inches; 1,00. .,000,000 reservoirs are once emptied there is no
Baking Powder Company stands alone in its fight for a pure
Successor to H. Adams
would contain 22,680,000,01X1 square means of refilling them again. The
baking powder.
housekeepers
of
tlie
land
who
have
re
inches or 3,616 acres, and we then have
Alas! each hour of daylight tells
a carpet of one dollar bills spreading joiced over the absence of dust, always
No other article of human food receives greater care
A tale of shame so crushing [shells,
over more than five square miles of ter present when wood ami coal are used,
in
its
production, or has attained higher perfection. Dr.
That
some
turn
white
as
sea-beached
are
now
mourning*
They
are
now
I nave purchased the Harness SI op of II.
ritory.
Her Beautiful Feet.
And some are always blushing.
Adams and will keep a
thinking
gloomily
of
the
days
when
Price
’
s
Cream is surely a perfect baking powder. Free from
One hundred 81 bills may be squeez
But when the ; atient stars look down
At all summer resorts low shoes are, ed into a space o e inch high, 1.608,- they built coal fires; of cold mornings
every taint of impurity. No other article used in the
On all their ligli discovers—
of course, greatly affected, and no mai- 000,000 of them would ri=e in a monu- when they woke up to an icy atmos-
of Harness ami Horse Furnishings
The
kitchen has so many steadfast friends among the house
LJ phere because the coal of fire had un-
people of Yamhill county are invited to call The traitor’s smile,i he murderer’s frown ter how unshapely the ankles may be, n»e 1.160 miles al-ove the surface of the
, kindly gone out; they remember back
wives of America.
look over the stock and get prices.
Tlie lips of lying lovers—
the women, young and old, persist in earth.
FRANK WRIGHT
• bunting one hundred dollars a min aches and groans caused by lugging up
They try to shut their saddening eyes, wearing them, says Clara Belle in tire
COFFEE DRUNKARDS.
AN OLD BELIEF.
Cincinnati
Enquirer,
and
the
shoes
ute,
:• bank clerk would require 1,680 the cellar stairs of sundry loads of coal
And in the vain endeavor,
and arms full of heavy wood. Now Their Fate Worse Than the Liquor and an The Sea-Serpent Mjlh One Konured la
themselves
persist
in
coming
untied.
working
days
of
ten
hours
each
to
count
We see them twinkling in the skies,
One husband informed me that it this wo.-ev, rather a long time for one they can light a match, turn on the gas
Bad as a Morphine Fiend.
Ancient Lore.
And so they wink forever.
—DEALERS IN—
was a common thing for him to tie his to wait on the outsideof the counter for and have a hot stove and warm room
— Otiver Wendell llolme».
in five minutes; it is now possible to
In the course of his studies Dr. Men Hundreds and hundreds of years
wife’s shoes six times in one evening.
his cash.
“But why do you do it?” said I with
In silver do1 lars this amount would light the fire on a dully morning for del found very few instances in which have passed away since it was first be
WRECKING CREWS.
a quizzical look,for I happened to know weigli 31,500 tons, that is to say 1,575 half an hour and then turn it off again the confirmed coffee drunkard was ever lieved that a creature called the sea-
The Finest Line of Confection A Bail road Adjunct of Which Little
that the lady in question had a pair of carloads. Au array of 441,000 men, a feat which cannot be accomplished cured says tlie London Standard. Tlie serpent lived in the ocean, says the Kt.
the most exquisitely turned ankles in each carrying 150 pounds, would be re with a coal furnace. Natural gas is symptoms constantly grew worse and Louis liepublic. The wonderful stories
Knovta.
ery in the City.
town, and that the husband in ques quired to move the pile, and if the dol the greatest tightener of household are only to be relieved by large quanit- related curceming this “wriglerof the
All kinds of Produce taken at tlie
lars were laid one upon the other, run burdens which any century has devel ies of the beverage, the abuse of wbieh sea,” as Dsvdmus calls it, made timid
There is pro!-ably no depaittnent in tion was insanely jealous of her.
My
question
put
him
on
his
mettle
ning eight to the inch, there would be oped. In many kinds of manufacture has caused them.
sailors tremble with fear and the heart
the service of any of the great railroad
such as glass, p'g-iron it seems now al In this way tlie victims go from bad of the bravest sea captain quail at the
at
once.
a
monumet
of
silver
1,937
miles
high,
Call and examine our Stock and c«mpaoies of the United States so im “If 1 had my way,” be exclaimed,“I some distance further tip than is the most indispensable as it affords a steady to worse for though well aware of tlie very thought of encountering the dread
portant at times as that of the train
unvarying heat and thereby saves tlie mischief being wrought they suffer so ful creature. Pliny, who Jived and
get Prices.
wreckers, and it is doul-t-*ul if there is would oblige all women to wear button Grant monument.
. loss of much valuable material necess scverelj that they are afraid toabandon wrote at al rout tlie time of < ‘hrist, men
H enderson & G aunt .
shoes.
Tlie
beauty
of
a
woman
’
s
foot
Baying
$50
an
acre
for
land
this
any other branch of the service of any
arily engendered when other fuel was the habit lest death should end the tions it several times in his works,
of tiie great trunk lines of which so lit has something highly mysterious and money would 1-uy ICO 201,600 acre farms used. However as civilization has agony they experience.
powerfully fascinating about it. Tlie and paying the government price of
M c M innville
never neglecting to call it a horrid and
tle is known by the general public,
never heretofore taken r retrograde step
Aller beginning with the agreeable wonderful amphibious animal. “It
says the Philadeli-hia Crexs. Every delicately turned ankle, tlie delightful $125 per acre it would buy five states we believe that it will not do so now but
infusion of the roasted berries they are
railroad in the country has its wreck swell of tiie instep, the graceful arch the size of Texas, and twenty-live the that housekeepers ami manufactures us driven in their search for something swims about in shallow shore water,”
CARLIN & COULTER, Proprietors
from
licel
to
ball,
tlie
daintily
pointed
size
of
Michigan.
he says, “until it grows to enormous
ing crews and eirs. The crews are
Goods of all descriptions moved and care generally compi-sed of what are known toes, ail unite to make this usefulmem-
fl would pay tiie salary of the presi well as all the rest of the world may more powerful to swallow the tincture, proportions, when it fl.iats out to sea,
ful handling guaranteed. Collections will
ber of the human form, a thing upon dent of the United Stales for 20,160 look forward to a time when natural which though it operates for a lime in because it can then wriggle alsiut Its
be made monthly Hauling of al kinds as “running repair men” and o.dinary
which mankind has for thousands of years, that is to say, for the next 5,0-10 gas will be the fuel used in every city tlie direction desired soon loses its large body in perfect freedom.” Pliny
done cheap
day laborers. The wrecking-trains are
years bestowed an admiration; nay, an presidents, and it would be ample to village and hamlet. Several patents efficacy and has t > be swallowed in also states that it was a monstrous and
composed of windla*s and crane t a-s,
have already l®en taken out on inven great?rand greater quantities theevii dangerous creature, capable of destroy
I flat cars ard a tool car, tiie number of Adoration bordering on tlie neyatic. It meet the wages of the vice-presidents tions which allow natural gas to be used
influence of the coffee being, of course, ing ships and devouring sailors. Belle-
is
wonderful.
•
»¡Ten
I
sec
a
young
man
for
130,000
years,
or
tlie
next
31,500
of
I each being determined 1-y the nature of
as a fuel by the simple volatilization of heightened ’ y tlie alcohol used to ex forest, the French writer on natural
sit
for
a
whole
afternoon
opposite
my
them.
I the accident or wreck on tiie road.
oil. The oil can be volatilized in one tract its essential ingredients.
history, adds testimony almost identical
The “running repair man” is, when wife solely to get a glimpse of her beau A private soldier in the regular army place and then piped throughout the
When brandy is taken only tempor with that of Pliny. He says : "There is
tiful
feet,
and
so
conscious
does
she
be
could
be
accommodated
with
¡rocket
not on duly at a wreck, working about
city, or each house can have its own ary relief follow though not infrequent • also a more terrible monster than that
i the shops or yards of the company. J le come of this involuntary adoration that money out of it for almost six million gas. The day is coming when some
ly the intoxicatiau produced by the just described al rove (having just de
in
spite
of
my
request
to
1®
careful
bow
four
hundred
thousand
years.
(is more or le»“ of a mechanic. J le gen
tuch contrivance will generate a dust latter is eagerly welcomed in order to scried a salamander) called a sea-snake
she
exposes
her
feet
in
public
she
heeds
It
would
furnish
to
a
thirsty
multi
erally starts in as a laborer and liis suc
less economic and convcinent fuel for deaden the anguish caused by the inor from its lial.it of frequenting the salt
cess depends largely upon bis mental, by doing the very thing lie wants her tude 21,160,000,000 glasses of l«er, say a every one. Large manufacturing ee-
dinate indulgence in the former.
sea a great distance from land, where
1 as well as physical ability, his apliludc to do. She can’t help it. I’m sorry little less than twenty each for every > iablishment in several Western cities
The last stage of this peculiar disease he lays in wail for the unwary seaman,
for
her
at
times
who
1
I
note
the
strug
man,
woman
and
child
on
earth.
i in picking up points in tne business,
It would, if distributed, give every | are already making Use of the device shows it-elf in the sallow face and chilly wrecks the vessel ami devours them all.
and his ability to see in a-i instpot at gle between duly and the weakness of
hands and feet of the victims coupled * * * la case tlie bar>,ue is too large
tlie
flesh.
True,
a
’
l
women
haven
’
t
state
in the Union twenty-four new J ( witli most satisfactory results.
I which point in an emergency his ser-
' —Il'irrid.urg telegraph.
with an expression of dread and agony to I® easily managed by the serpent lie
as
handsome
feet
as
l.iy
wife,
but
men
millionaires,
and
it
would
pay
the
sal
j vices will 1 ® most valuable. His wages
which settles over.the countenance—a glides miller it, and with tlie folds of
i at first will probably be anywhere from will lcok when a woman’s foot has aries of two senators from each state for
If women smoke niucii now days-zys form of melancholia alternated by hys liis slimy body pressing against the
HAY FORKS,
only
a
moderate
share
of
beauty,
and
2,300
years.
$7.50 to $9.50 ¡»er week. By study,
STRAW FORKS,
And lastly the whole sum wouldn’t the Tribune de Gcncvc they can at least teria only to be temporarily relieved by keel, draws, or rather pushes, tlie ship
j work and strict all 'ution to busincs, therefore I say that for a you ng woman
married
or
single,
to
thrust
out
her
foot
buy
a single breath of life for a dying plead that the example is set in high repeated application to the coffee pot or onto a reef, where the crew are swal
BARLEY FORKS,
I after years in tlie service be may be
in
front
ot
an
almost
¡terfect
stranger
man
or do him a ¡»article of good after circles. The Emprcvsof Au Aria siiiokc < to a strong tincture formed by steeping lowed at leisure.”
FORKS at all PRICES. earning $10 or $12 per week.
and
exclaim
‘
Please
tie
my
shoe,
’
is
not
the breath had left bis body.— .tetrad thirty to forty Turkish cigarettes every the crushed lorries in spirits of wine.
The most ancient Scandinavian writ
| Like all railroa-1 employee“, they are
day. On her wriliiig-labla there isa Meantime the diseased state of the
only
bad
manners;
its
bad
morals.
Good
Free Front.
ers never committed the heresy of
| necessarily non-communiealive in case
silver b ,x with tine relief work filled body is demonstrated by the acute in
doubling the North sea to I® swarming
««A
i of an accident. In the case of a train- day.”
with cigarette.) and a gold ash tray. flammation which is apt to supervene
And this excited husband stalked
When
the
present
Dowager
Empress
with sea-serpents of all ages, sizes and
ISUiSLi h
m SliiQ ¡IWKiSj
wrecker, however, this is scarcely ncc-
The
i'zarina
al
io
yields
to
the
pas
ion
at any moment.
kinds. Tn the po|>ular Scandinavian
.
...
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essaiy. for he rarely knows when he is away qu’te out of breath after his tirade of Germany first arrived in Berlin the for nicotine but she only smokes in
temd Sta mi Rmws.
wr«* u"u>be ari;vei oi> against this habit so common among stiff and starched old dowagers of the her boudoir a copy of one of the prettiest A bruise, a cut, a prick or a sting belief the sea-serpent of the norlliern
which
in
11
healthy
person
would
be
ocean could very appropriately I® styled
lugwim ■■«!(« mm imu^vsi
| tlie ground, and once there he has not women at our summer resorts of calling Prussian court took great offense be rooms in the Alhambra filled with palm
scarcely noticed is the starting ¡»oint for rerpenx, terrible, ns he was usually de
upon their male escorts to tie their cause the wife of their future sovereign
shoes.
b id ta by lb
insisted upon not calling ujion her lady trees. Her anxieties may ¡»lead her ex inflammation of an erysipelatous char scribed as Is-ing from 600 to 1000 feet in
in waiting to perform any little service cuse; but Queen Marguerite of L ily, acter so that itseldom happens that the length, with a head like a horse, a
®
•
tion of the great roads, and these can
A Man of Nerve.
for her, such as picking up her gloves whose life is freer from care, smokes coffee inebriate is long lived.
spiked tail, large black eyes and a flow
be quickly consolidated when neces
<'offee drunkards are more common ing white mane. In early trips to Ice
or
handkerchief if she let them fall, or al o anil smokes mueli but always in
sary. There arc usually twenty to thir A pretty exhibition was given by the
solitude.
The
Queen
Regent
of
Spain
among people of a nervous t?m|®ra-
ty men in a crow, luton occasion 300 students of Springfield Medical College bringing her a book from tlie other side lonsumes Egyptian cigarettes in large ment than in the ranks of the stol-l land large buoys of brush were towed
II vM and Wired
of
tlie
room.
in tlie wake of some vessels in hope of
or 400 may be mustered.
under the auspices of the Young Men’s
Over a Thousand Feet Sold this Sea
Tlie Princess Iloyal of England bad quantities,Queen Nathalie of Servia has phlegmatic folks, not easily moved by entangling sea-serpent hairs. This was
The
order
calling
out
the
“
wreckers
”
Christian
Association,
It
was
the
re-
son and Still Plenty of Hose Left.
a wonderful store of cigarcties of every any stimulus, or who, like many Gei-
a practice usually followed in the spring
as a general rule, comes from the office suscitation of a man who bad been never been accustomed to such total in kind, the Queen of Roumania carries a mans, prefer eating to drinking.
action,
and
she
did
not
see
why
she
of tlie year, tlie sea-seq®nt being sup
of the division superintendent. it smothered Ly smoke, fn a large ball
liitt?
golden
box
filled
with
the
same
ZEZOZDSO2ST
posed to change his skin and lose his
A New lue for Telephone.
merely directs tiie foreman of whatever had been erected a wooden structure, should be compelled to practice it when means of delight while (he Comiente de
she became < 'rown Princess of Prussia.
mane on Easter Sunday, and to have
Will sell you better goods and at gang is called upon to get his men to whicli was filled with Roman candles, Finally she brought down on her bead Paris appreciates only the tobacco of The telephone is aliout to have a new them
perfectly renewed by Kt. John’s
gether
for
a
wreck.
No
tirae
L
lost
in
firecrackers
and
other
combustibles.
Havana and her daughter, the Queen
Less Money than any one in town.
loading the cars witn the necessary In the midst of nil these the unfortun a sharp remonstrance from some of Portugal, gets her «-¡garetees from application namely, that of foretelling eve, June 24tb.
C all and S ee H im .
storms. A new discovery has been
complement of jacks, crowbars, beams, ate had been ¡-laced for suffocation and haughty old countess who discovered Dresden.
The Trouble an Umbrella Caused.
maile as fo one of the j>roj®rties of this
ropes, chains, etc., and the moment the the building fired. Shortly afterwards her in tlie act of carrying a chair across
means of transmitting sound. By
foreman or conductor of tlie wrecking the victim of the experiment was taken her drawing-room.
Adulteration In Food
placing two irons bars at seven or eight An overturned umbrella blown from a
train receives the point of his destina from the house of smoke in a thorough “Highness,” quotli the severe old
dame, “the future queen of Prussia
meters distance from each other and room in the Hotel Ryan, at St Paul,
Many
states
have
stringent
laws
tion
they
are
off.
Then
the
running
McMinnville, Oregon.
ly unconscious condition. He was
against food adulteration, but they fail then putting them in communication caused a peculiar flood recently, said
repair men and laborers may learn put under a process of pumping and never does such things as that.”
The princess set down the chair and to check the evil. It is on the increai e. on one side by a copper wire covered H. C. Calkins. an Erie, Pa. drummer,
where they are going, but not l®fore. rubbing and in the course of thirty
Fall Term Opens
The last report of the Dairy Commiss with rubber, and on the other side with the umbrella blew so as to obstruct the
Arrived at the scene of the disaster, the minutes was aga-n walking around the looked the speaker full in the eyes.
“My mother, tiie Queen Regent/ |of ioner of New Jersey shows that 43.39 per a telephone, a storm can, it is said I® corner catch-basin during a terrific
trainmaster is already on hand to direct hall. This Mr. Taylor thinks the
operations. If there had lieen any per quickest process he has ever seen for Great Britain, waits upon herself al cent or nearly half of all the food pre predicted at least twelve hours ahead rain. Down came the flood and the
son killed or hurt the first work is to bringing to life a person who has been ways,” replied the prince-«, “and what parations submitted to him forexamin through a dead sound heard in the re gutters liecaine swelled into young
The aim of the College is to give extricate the injured from the wrecked smothered or one who was suffocated she is accustomed to do the Crown ation were adulterated. Sometimes the ceiver. According as tiie l®ating of creeks. Slowly the water in the ditch
Princess of Prussia may certainly adulterations were harmless and in hailstorms against the windows. Every es increased until it ran over and flood
cars and to remove the dead. These from smoke.
imitate without derogation to her dig these cases the purchaser would be only flash of lightning, and of course every ed the baM-mcnta of the neighboring
disposed of the main object is to open
nity.”
swindled, but in many instances rank clap of thunder that acconqianies tlie merchants, who found gallons of water
the
road,
and
in
this
operation
but
lit
Blotches,
pimples,
liver
patches,
—AT THE—
G.
M.
D.
right
quick
dispatches,
poisons were found in articles of every storm produces a shock similar to that in their cellars and hundreds of dollars
tle respect is paid to the value of rolling
An Ancient Pensioner
'rives away incipient tumoi-s,
day
consumption. A large percentage of u stone cast between the diaphragm worth of goods were destroyed all be
LE2LST EXPENSE
stock. When necessary passenger and 1 Clears
tlie blood from poisonous humors;
cause of an upturned umbrella.
of
canned
vegetables such as peas and and the instrument.
baggage cars are thrown hastily to
The
<
'hicago
Pension
Office
has
on
its
Ailing one, whoe’er you I®,
To the Student. It has better either side, or rolled down emlmnk-
string beans, were found to contain
Try the worth of G. M. D.—
rolls
the
oldest
pensioner
in
tlie
United
Facilities for the coming year than ment«, every obstruction removed from which is the great Golden Medical dis
States. He is one hundred and three copperas used to give a green color and ' Higher* of all in Leavening Power.—U. S. Gov’t Report, Aug 17, 1889.
ever before.
the tracks, and what repairs are neces covery of 1 >r. Pierce a wonderful tonic years of age and was a sailor of the navy a number of baking powders had l»cen I
For the last catalogue address
sary immediately made. These done, and blood-purifier. The “Discovery is in the war of 1812. Drawing a Govern doctored with ammonia to give an arti
T. G. BROWNSON,
word is immediately telegraphed to the , a standard remedy for consumption, ment pension always promotes long ficial leavening strength and to permit
main office that the road is oj®n and I bronchitis, colds and lung trouble, guar- evity. In the natural order of things of their cairyirig more waste matter.
President.
i anteed to benefit or cure if taken in death should reduce the numlier of pen In these cases there is not only fraud
trainmaster’s work is done.
■ time, or money refunded.
Then
the
task
of
the
train-wrecker
sioners on the rolls of the Pension Bur- but danger to the public health.—N. Y. I
A
A T E A R I I undertake to briefly
Wl1 J I I I I I I teach any faiily intelligent person of «Hirer properly begins.
The crane car is
reau. Instead of that they are con- Tribune.
Yk
I | I I I l»ex, wlio can read and write, and who,
ll
II II ■lafter in»truction, will work industriouiiy,
brought up into position, and by means A traveler in Greece complains that stantlj* increasing and about ail of the
MJF MF Mr
Vhnwto earn Three Thousand Dollar« a
Tearin their own localilie«.« hm-verthey live.I will «Iso furnith
of rope or chain tackle ¡«ssenger, bag there is only one railroad in that land old soldiers bid fair to live even longer Was the president aware when he!
the situation or employment .at which you can earn that amount.
No money for me unleaa ancceasful as above. F.aailyand quickly
gave his so.i the name of Russell that j
gage and freight ears, when the latter of former glory—a miserable narrow- than the veteran sailor.
learned. I desire but one worker from each district or county. I
have already taught and provided with employment a l«rge
Russell means “red fox,” and that a
are not to heavy, are rolled up the em gauge line over which the trains crawl
number, who are making over If 3DOO a year each. It'» NEW
and NOEI
Full particular« FK jEE. Addrew at one«,
red fox is a crafty creature?
bankment. over and over, or turned up with exasperating slowness.
E. €, AEI«EN. llox -IMO, Auaunta, Maine.
I Take T he T elephone -R egister .
When Eve had led her lord astray
And Cain had killed bis brother,
The stars and flowers, the poets say,
Agreed witli one another
To cheat the cunning tempter’s art,
And teach the race its duty,
By keeping on its wicked heart
Their eyes of light ami beauty.
A million sleepless lids, they say,
Will be at least a warning;
And so the flowers will watch by day,
The stars from eve to morning.
On bill and prairie, field and lawn,
Their dewy eyes upturning, [dawn
The flowets still watch from reddening
Till western skies are burning.
FRANK WRIGHT,
HARNESS SHOP!
Why Dr. Price’s Baking Powder is
Superior to all others.
Complete and Reliable Stock
HENDERSON & GAUNT
HIGHEST MARKET PRICE.
TRUCK AND DRAY CO.,
Red Jacket
Force Pumps,
Pitcher Pumps,
Pumps of all kinds
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