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T El EVHONEE’É^UbUshedUluUne,' 1886
M c M innville , O regon , T hursday , S eptember 3, i89i.
Consolidated Feb. 1,1889.
VOL. in. NO. 31
GENIUS AND INSPIRATION.
turtle flesh, the animals being too un- I HOW MUCH CAN A MAN STAND’
wieldy to elude capture.
Many strange race types most sur­ Learned Men Dl.cuR.Tt from SlatistU-s but How Henry Watterson Saw Stars on His
Drifting away from each other,
do not Try Tliemoelyes.
Silently drifting apart,
[screen, prising to the ethnologist are found
Visit to Virginia.
Nothing between but the cold world’s along the Amazon and its tributaries.
Theoretically
the
human
machine
is
Nothing to lose but a heart.
On the high slopes of the Andes dwell supposed to run 313 days out of 365, dis­ Henry Watterson, genius, editor and
Only two lives dividing
o--------
o
people who make a practice of chop­ charging to the full its functions. The charming
talker, was the great attrac­
Ammonia Baking Powder Must Go.
1
Afore and more every day ;
ping off tlie heads of their enemies and few holidays that tlie laboring mail gets tion at the university of Virginia last
Normal
School
in
tlie
Northwest.
—
Heiritlil
’
ul
ami
The Leading1
Only one soul from another soul
preserving them for ornamental uses. he pays for. This does not, of course, week, where lie delivered an address
Steadily drifting away.
Beautiful Location.—No Saloons.
The process employed in the prepara­ affect the fact that they are holidays, on “Money and Morals” before the two
Only a num’s lieart striving
Bills have been introduced in the New York, Illinois
tion of these weird trophies is quite an but counting them all, Christmas, New literary societies Tuesday morning. A
Bitterly hard with its doom ;
New building, new apparatus, full fac­
art
in
itself,
the
head
being
literally
gentleman
just
from
Charlottesville
Only a hand, tender and bland,
Years Day, Washington’s birthday,
and Minnesota Legislatures compelling the manufacturer
ulty. light expenses, large attendance.
boned- -that is to say, deprived of the Decoration Day, tbe Fourth of July, related the following story to a reporter:
Slipping away in the gloom.
Normal advanced, Normal, Business,
of such baking powders to brand on the label in bold type,
skull. For tins purpose the throat is Labor Day, Thanksgiving Day—seven,
One of the professors tendered Mr.
Music ami Art Departments. Special
Nothing of doubt or wrong,
sliced around with a knife, and the there are 306 days out of 365 that the Watterson a reception on Monday even­
attention given to physical culture; a
Nothing that either can cure ;
this powder “Contains ammonia.” Physicians and chem­
Nothing to shame, nothing to blame, skin is drawn off over the skull, with human machine is supposed to dis­ ing. Very few of the university or-
volunteer military organization.
Nothing
to
do
but
endure.
care
to
keep
uninjured
the
mouth,
nose
Charlottesville
people
had
had
the
plea­
Those receiving diplomas Irom this
ists condemn the use of ammonia in baking powders as a
charge its functions fully. It is found
school are entitled to teach in any coun­
and other feature. Next, tbe skin l>e- in Europe, as the experience of all sure of Mr. Watterson’s acquaintance,
The world cannot stand still,
ty of the state without further examina­
crime. Its constant use-no matter how small the quantity
ing turned the right side out, it is filled countries in dealing witli their armies, but, ol course, everybody knew him by
Tides ebb, and women change;
tion.
Nothing here that is worth a tear,
witli hot gravel which makes itshrink. that there is a certain time or certain reputation. The elite, therefore, looked
One love less—nothing strange.
Tuition reduced in Normal and Busi­
deranges the stomach, neutralizing the gastric juice and
Fresh heated gravel is put in at inter­ per cent, of incapacity for service. The forward witli peculiar delight to the
ness departments from (49 to (25 per
vals until the head has shrunk to one- conditions in tlie armies of Europe are scintillations of wit that would pro­
Drifting away from each other,
destroying the complexion. It is the small quantities taken
year; in preparatory from (30 to (20.
ceed from the distinguished gentleman.
Steadily drifting apart— [reach, quarter the size of that of a new-born
most favorable, that is, such as to re­
No
wrong
to
each
that
the
world
can
baby. Its appearance thus transform­ duce this recurring incapacity to a min­ Mr. Watterson was present on time,
A Year at School for $150.
every meal that do the mischief.
Nothing lost but a heart.
ed is astonishingly grotesque, and imum, for to begin with the armies are and the company soon liegan to crowd
E xpenses Tuition, Normal and Busi­
tlie
parlors.
But
the
chief
guest
had
a
It is gratifying to know there are pure baking powders
much pleasure is derived from hanging made up of men between tlie ages of
ness, $6.25 per term of ten weeks; in pre­
it by its long black hair from a rafter eighteen and twenty-five, who, Itefore far-up in-tlie-clouds look and had not a
paratory,
$5,00
per
term
;
good
board
at
B osrh or R egents :-Ex-offieioState Board ot
to be had on the market and at no greater cost to the
in tke house for the family to jeer at going into sei vice, are inspected as to word to say to anybody. He just shook
Education, His Excellency Governor Sylvester Normal dining hall, $1.50 per week ; fur­
hands and gave to each person a con­
NEIGHBORS
ON
THE now and then.
Pennover. Hon. G. W McBride. Sec. of State. nished rooms with fire and light, |1 per NAKED
health, and only those who are sound
consumer than some of these so-called “absolutely pure”
Hon. fi. B McElroy, Supt. of Public Instruc­ week; good board with private families.
On the lower Amazon dwell the can­ admitted ; who, while in tbe service, ventional bow. The host and hostess
OTHER SIDE OF PANAMA.
tion- President 01 Board, Benj Schofield.
endeavored
to
draw
him
out,
but
he
nibal Butocudos, who distort their fea­ are not only carefully and sufficiently
Washington county. Secretary, J B. V. Butler $3 50per week.
ammonia powders.
Polk County. Executive Committee .1 B. \
The Ever-Burning Fires of Terra del Foe- tures witli the biggest ornaments of a fed, but are also put through various did not respond. Some one said to the
Butler, J. J ’ Daly, P W Haley, Polk County, First Term Opens Sept. 22,1891.
noted
editor
that
Marshall
McCormick
In babyhood forms of physical exercise in a manner
go—Men Eight feet High—-Deformity certain kind known.
Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder, the standard pure
Jacob Voorhees. Marion County. J. C, M hite,
Polk County. Alfred Isacey, Clackamas County
both men and women have their lower calculated to keep them in tlie best of would lie present later in the evening.
Students can enter at any time For Considered a Mark of Beauty.
A. Noltner. Multnomah County, W H.Holmes catalogue address
“Ah, I happen to be acquainted with
cream of tartar powder for forty years. Free from the taint
lips and the lobes of their ears pierced physical condition, while not overexert­
Marion County
Mr. McCormick,” said Watterson.
witli
holes,
in
which
are
thrust
pieces
Concerning the native populations of
ing their powers; are carefully watched, Very soon Mr. McCormick came.
of either ammonia or alum. None so pure—None so whole-
P. L. CAMPBELL. A. B., President,
the South American Republics with of wood. As they grow older these too, that medication may take “tlie
One
of
the
ladies
took
him
aside
and
J. M. POWELL. A. M.. Vice-president. which Uncle Sam has recently entered wooden adornments are made bigger stitch in time” which "saves nine,” said.
some.
into commercial relations the depart­ and bigger, until an ordinary adult lias and generally are made to liye accord­
"Mr.
McCormick,
do
get
Mr.
Watter
­
ment of state has taken pains to collect earlolies that hang down to the shoul­ ing to health. It must be admitted that
Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder is re­
a good deal of interesting information. ders and a lip that projects six or eight the average of incapacity would here lie son to talk. He is not saying a word.
He says he knows you. Now do draw
inches
beyond
the
nose.
One
must
suf
­
ported
by all authorities as free from Ammonia,
Not the least extraordinary of these
at least as small as any other large class
Successor to H. Adams
people is the unique race which inhab­ fer to be beautiful, as tlie French say, that could be selected. The statistics of him out and get him started.
Alum, or any other adulterant. In fact, the
“Oh, yes,” replied Mr. McCormick.
its the great island called Terra del and such is tlie inexorable custom this class are complete, the military
Shop With Hewitt Bro’s.
“
I
know
Watterson
and
will
soon
see
purity of this ideal powder has never been ques­
Fuego, or “Land of Fire,” at tlie south­ among these anthropophagi. In that tables leaving nothing to guesswork or
J tTCliarges Reasonable. Give me a call.
what
is
the
matter.
He
is
a
man
of
gen
­
country
a
young
mail
who
desires
to
ern end of the continent, claimed joint­
supposition. These tables have been
tioned.
____
McMntNViLLS. :
:
O regon .
ius—a man of moods. I will fix him.
I nave purchased the Harness Shop of IT. ly by Chile and the Argentine. It was take a wife must first submit himself to expounded by a Frenchman, M. Ber-
He
went
up
to
the
noted
editor,
and,
A
LITTLE
BUG TO BLAME.
ARISTOCRATIC
HOODOOS.
Adams and will keep a
given this name by Magellan liecause a frightful ordeal. He draws over each tillon. They show that each soldier has
after
exchanging
a
few
courtesies,
said:
arm
up
to
the
shoulders
a
loose
armlet
of the fires that were kept eternally
on an average, sixteen or seventeen
Ferle Spooks that Haunt British Nobility Not the Oak That is Foisonous. Rut a
burning along the shore, never being woven of palm-leaves. Then, under days in the year when lie is incapable “Watterson, wouldn’t you like to
and Foretell Deatli.
Parasite That Thrives Upon it.
Watchmaker
stroll out on tlie lawn and get some
of Harness and Horse Furnishings
The permitted to go out. The natives are supervision by his elders, lie plunges
of
doing
work,
an
experience
which
ap
­
people
of
Yamhill
county
are
invited
to
call
and Jeweler. look over the stock anil get prices.
fresh
air?"
Two giant owls perch upon the bat­
the fiercest savages known in the world both arms as far as he can into a nest parently holds good in each of the three
Every one docs not know what is the
"No,” said Watterson; “I have plen­ tlements of W ardour < 'astie when the meaning of the term “poison oak.”
Dealer In All Kind» ol Watche«, Jewelry. Plated Ware
FRANK WRIGHT
and approach most nearly to the beast, of fierce devouring ants. The insects great armies of France, Germany and
Clock» and Spectacled. McMINNVILLE. OR.
last hour of an Arundel of Wardour has They do not know that*in a little while
with no foreheads to speak of, their at once attack the intruder, of course, Italy. If this is the experience of loss ty of air.”
“But I mean, wouldn't you like to come. If a -Devonshire Oxenliani is after touching tlie leaves or branch of a
JESSE EDWARDS. hair growing down to their eyebrows. and according to the terms of the trial, of time in consequence of ill-health un­
JOHN DERBY,
Their favorite and customary food is he must stand without moving for an der sucli favorable conditions, it may stroll out and get a drink? We have about to die a white-breasted bird flut­ poisonous tree a vivid red rash apiiears
half-putrid fish, seal and whale meat, hour, submitting with absolute stoic­ be safe to assume that the waste is some fine liquor in the office just across ters over the doomed one’s head. The upon the hand, wrist or leg, ami t hen
J. S. HIBBS,
-
-
-
Proprietor.
thrown up by the sea along the coast ism to the bitesoftheenragedcreatures. greater among older men and those liv­ the lawn. It has been provided for Middletons of Yorkshire, as becomes nn spreads over tlie whole Isxiy. A micro­
Proprietors of The McMinnville
ancient Roman Catholic house, have a scopist removes a little of the rash, puts
about Cape Horn during the frightful If lie endures the test he is entitled to a ing under more unfavorable physical you.”
Fresh Meats of all kinds constantly on
“ Great heavens! yes; it is just what Benedictine nun to warn them of an it on the slide of his microscope and,
hand. Highest price paid for Butcher’s
bride,
otherwise
he
must
wait
a
year
storms
that
assail
that
bleak
and
in
­
conditions.
A
similar
examination,
if
TILE
stock.
approaching death. A weeping, mourn­ under a glass with a magnifying power
hospitable strand. From time to time and then undergo it again. There are it could be made, into the condition of I am dying for.”
T hikd S treet . M c M innville , O r .
TILE
So, they slipped;,out and took the ing spirit warns the Stanleys of a re­ of 300 diameters sees an active little par­
the corpses of wrecked sailors afford still tribes descended from the ancient wage workers would throw much light
promenade. First came a good stiff
Situated at the Southwest corner oí the them much-relished feasts without the Incas which bandage the heads of their
upon the effect on health, and conse­ drink of rare whisky, and then a liottle duction in their number. A hairy­ asite. This parasite lives in millions on
Fair Grounds. All sizes of
children
so
that
they
assume
a
conical
armed girl, called May Mullaeh, brings the “poisonous" tree or plant, but
trouble of cooking them. They eat
quently on service of an eight-hour day
everything raw, the fires being simply shape. Funnily enough the brain does compared witli one of teii hours, thus of claret, and then a liottle of cham­ the like sad news to the Granta of when the leaf or stalk where they clust­
First-Class
Drain
Tile
Carries the Best Line of Choice Meats in
pagne. Watterson lieeame radiant, of
the Citv. Game and Fish in Season. Poul­ kept constantly on hand at lowest living for warmth, for the climate is exceed­ not seem to suffer any injury from this approaching the problem simply on the course, and soon at his best. They had Grant. The Bedach nm-dun or Ghost ered is touched by one’s hand or wrist
treatment.
of the Hill performs the office for the a score or more of them may be found
try, hides, etc., bought for the highest mar­ prices.
ingly cold. Nevertheless they go about
EDWARDS <t DERBY,
low selfish ground of effectiveness of
ket price and cash paid for same
our 41-
In Paraguay live the ferocious In­ the human machine, taking no account been absent from tlie parlor only almut Grants of Ilotliicmurcus.
McMi inville, Oregon. practically naked,wearing only a cloak
clinging to tlie skin. They cannot lie
attention is called to the fact that we al­
The death of an earl of Airlie is fore­ seen with the naked eye, but may be
of ratskin or other skin hung over one dians of the Gran Chaco or “Great of tlie moral or testbetic elements in­ twenty minutes. Watterson talked
ways serve the best meats to be found.
Your patronage is solicited.
shoulder and always on the windward Woods,” who, only a few days ago volved. In the report of our commis­ like the genius he was fascinated every­ told by the lieating of ail invisible removed by the edge of a sharp instu-
BOND A FLETCHER.
side. A Fuegan woman will sell you massacred every soul in a civilized vil­ sioner of labor on railroad labor it is body. Before tlie party broke up all drum. Ho respectable a man ns Dr. ment and put on the slide of a micro
M c M innville
this garment off her back any time and lage of 600 people. Before long they shown that laborers in that service are agreed that they had never heard such Norman McLeod,editor of Wood H’o/iZ« »cope, say» the New York World. They
lent tlie weight of ills testimony to it. are rather oval in shape and have a
trudge off perfectly nude but quite con­ will be annihilated and a superb terri­ employed on an average less than 100 brilliant talk before.
“And wliatdidyou do to Mr. Watter­ In 1849 Lord Airlie died in London wonderful powerofreproduction. Sup­
THAT DODGASTED tent through a raging snow squall.
tory will be open for settlement. It is days a year; brakeman and fireman, a
and the household at t'ortachy Castle, pose a child touches a leaf or stem with
CARLIN <t COULTER, Proprietors ||
These Fuegans live in holes under covered with the finest forests in tiie little over 150 ; telegraph operator, 164 ; son?” was asked of Mr. McCormick.
the ground, covered over with brush, world, full of tigers, pumas, panthers, switchmen, 176; conductors.207 ; engin­ “ Oh, well, you see, Watterson has a his sent in Forfarshire, were thus pre­ his hand or wrist, five or six of the par­
Goods of all descriptions moved and care­
ful handling guaranteed. Collections will
bark and wild cabbage leaves. In the monkeys, parrots, macaws, and other eers, 237. Col. Wright attributes part passion for astronomy. He remember­ pared for tlie news, and when ills son asites get upon the skin huddling clone
be made monthly Hauling of a.l kinds
center
of each dwelling, which is enter­ interesting birds and beasts. The trees of this to the migratory character of ed what a beautiful niglit it was, and died in Colorado the ghostly drummer together and remaining in the same
GROCERY
STORE
done cheap
ed by an inclined tunnel, a lire is kept are largely of the most precious woods, railroad labor, and a part to tlie fact lie yearned to see the stars. His mind boy was heard just before his death. spot for hours. The child doesn’t feel
was running on the big McCormick Lady Airlie heard it in her room and them and don’t see them, but the pesta
Pension. Postal, Land and Indian Dep­ Has not busted yet! They have perpetually burning, the smoke finding particularly those which will not float
that in some lines of work a considera­
redation Claims.
a fuller stock, better quality of its way out through a hole in the roof. in water, such as tlie black palm, iron­ ble number of days of rest are needed, telescope, too, and he might have re­ was greatly prostrated, but one of tlie at once begin to burrow under the »kin
mained in the parlor all the evening
LAW OFFICES OF
Goods and lower prices than ever. The embers are never allowed to be wood and cocobolo. Through this re­ while in some Instances trained crews without coming down from the clouds. servants first heard it in a corridor. feeding and building nests. I n a short
The approaching deatli of a Bruce is space of time they have increased a
come extinguished, because the people gion flows tbe Iguassu river, falling in who are kept steadily employed through
know no way of making fire, and if it a cataract, which surpasses Niagara in out the year work only four days in the I simply took him out to give him an announced by the specter of a woman thousandfold, after which they all move
VNDERT1IE DIRECTION OF
WHY IS IT?
was lost they could not reproduce it. It magnificence. In the neighborhood of week, witli nil occasional Sunday extra. opportunity of seeing the stars. Just in white, who appears to tlie doomed about making little settlements all over
TZT. R. HEARST,
(Editor A Prop. San Francisco Examiner.)
is supposed that they brought it origin­ this waterfall no human beings are to From 210 to 240 days are assumed to as soon as he saw them lie was himself scion of that ancient and once royal the Ikidy turning tlie skin rough and
again. That is the explanation of the house.
red and producing a torment of Itching.
JOHN WEDDERBUKN,
ally, centuries ago, from some volcano be found, because tlie natives believe
Manager.
It is because we give Honest in the Cordilleras. Their subterranean that the demon of tlie stream occupies mean that a conductor or engineer is change that came over him. This ex­
These parasites are communicated
steadily employed, and are said to rep­ planation was pefectly satisfactory.
618 F Street, Northwest,
Weight, Best Quality of goods,treat retreats are constructed in the manner tlie spot.
even by shaking hands though the
resent
his
full
annual
earning
power.
WASHINGTON. D. C.
The next morning Mr Watterson
The figure nine is curiously and inti­ bacillus (which it really is) will not
If there is one characteristic which On this assumption either there is a
Will practice in tlie Supreme Court of tlie Our Customers Courteously, pay described in order to economize
was in splendid trim for the lecture, mately connected with all the great burrow so readily in the skill of an adult
t’niteil States, the Court of Claims, the sev­ the highest market price for coun­ warmth. In every canoe also a per- generally distinguishes these aborigines considerable waste of time through
eral Courts of the District of Columbia, lie-
rennial blaze is kept up on a clay floor­ of tlie nether continent it is their naked­ non-eniployment, or a discount is made and the great audience was spellbound. gold mining excitements of the nine­ as in the softer skin of a child. Eighty
fore Committees of Congress, anil the Ex­ try produce, have one-price for all,
ing in the middle for convenience when ness. In the forests of tlie upper Amaz­ because of the average inability to work It is safe to say that no essayist or teenth century. The great Algerian |x*r cent of a school consisting of nearly
ecutive Departments.
no
pets
and
sell
at
the
very
lowest
a
fishing or trading excursion is to lie on one fi nds the tribes both men and wo­ due to physical disablement. Certain orator even made a more enviable repu­ gold bubble formed and broke in ISO!). sixty pupils, have lieen contaminated
We obtain Pensionsand Patents. Indian
Depredation Claims and all classes of possible Living Prices.
made. The children’s chief duty is to men, habitually wearing no other cost­ it is that there is a limit of effectiveness tation at the university. Two or three Next came the Mantazan mountain by one small Ixty who had the rash of
Land Claims. Mining. Pre-emption and
keep up the fires. Recently great dis­ ume than that in which they were born. to the human machine. A man can who had heard him before say that he craze in 1839, when solid boulders of poison ivy upon his wrist. He was the
Homestead Cases Prosecuted before the
coveries of gold have been made in that Not even the breech-clout or apron is only do so much, and lie cannot “strike surpassed himself. There is one thing gold as large as fiour barrels were re­ only one in the school who had been in
General Land Office, Department of the In
lerior and the Supreme Court
country, and Argentine miners have considered necessary. Even in frigid twelve” all the time. It is also certain, certain, no man was ever more lionized ported. The California gold fever broke the woods ami lie had brushed through
gone there with troops for protection. Tierra del Fuego as lias lieen said, as history shows, that the shortening and no man ever showed more appre­ out in 1849, and raged until counteracted a clump of poison ivy.
Executrix' Notice.
by tlie Pike’s Peak boom in 1859. Ten
When the discoloration liecomeiiplain
The latter have numerous encounters nudity is the fashion. The human an­ of hours has been accompanied witli ciation of Virginia hospitality.
years later, in 1809, “Old Virginny,” on the surface the best way to remove
NOTICE is hereby given that Maggie C.
—DEALERS IN—
with the natives, killing them without imal among these people is reduced as better and more profitable work. Sta­
Deadly Ammonia Fumet*.
Redmond has been, by the county court of
the celebrated miner, struck the lucky it is by applying ether. A very good
quarter like wild beasts. Many an nearly as possble to a level with the tistics may some day be gathered that
Yamhill county, Oregon, duly appointed
lead which made Virginia City ami Ne­ wash to apply to the surface soon after
armed expedition lias gone against brute being distinguished from the will show how mucii a man can stand
executrix of thè last will and testament of
The Lancaster, Ohio .Republican vada famous in the mining annals of being affected, is lime water a lead
Ellenor Redmond, deceased. All persons
these savages, who have never been beast by absolutly nothing save the and be at par for effectiveness, as the
having claims against said estate will pre
gives tlie details of a terrible explosion the world. Eighteen hundred and sev­ wash or oxalic acid. There are many
sent them to me with proper vouchers at The Finest Line of Confection­ subdued, though reduced in numbers. power of language. As soon as the military tables of Europe show with
of an ammonia tank in a local brewery. enty-nine came in on time with the ointments having a specific jki I hou in
the office of Jas, McCain, in McMinnville,
young
are
weaned
they
are
permitted
About
40,000
of
them
are
supposed
to
reference to the armies. Doubtless the
ery in tlie City.
in said county witbin six mont'is from the
remain. Not long ago in the Straits of to take care of themselves and at once time will come when this quantity in Four persons were overcome by the Leadville frenzy ami the famous "car­ tlie grease any one of which put thickly
date hereof.
Dated this 18th dav of July, A. I) . 1891. All kinds of Produce taken at the
Magellan a ship of the Pacific Steam taking to the chase, which is the sole human efiort will be recognized, and ammonia fumes and were restored with bonates” cf Lake county, Colorado. over the inflamed [tart will kill the par­
MAGGIE (’. REDMOND.
Navigation
company picked up a nak­ pursuit of their elders, they get a living wage-workers will be held as of riglit great difficulty. One of them was a Eighteen hundred and eigbty-nine asite as it docs not burrow very deeply
Executrix.
ed British sailor whose companions, by hunting for the young of the vicuna entitled to vacations, wages adjusted on three year old child playing some dis­ broke the charm, but 18!»9 may make into the skin. The animals will not
Call and examine our Stock and survivors from the wreck of an English and guanaco and for ostrich eggs.
tant away. As soon as the ammonia up for lost time, there being two nines of their own accord colonize on differ­
that basis.— Indianapolis News.
fumes struck it, it dropped as though in that date.— Chicago Herald.
get Prices.
ent parts of tlie body hut if the affected
However, there is one very notable
bark, had been killed by the Fuegans.
hit by a bullet. A women who ran to
parts are scratched tbe nail will com-
H enderson & G aunt .
This man was saved to amuse the wo­ exception to this rule of nakedness
Banana »’eel on the Sidewalk.
Tabor.
How Wall Street is Influenced.
its assistance was also overcome and
niunicate new groups of them to any
men and children, who beat him con- found among the natves of Venezuela
-Portland’s Most Beautifnl Suburb--
The street car had passed, but to fell senseless. The engineer was blown
Wall street is influenced by strange other place they touch. The creatures
Assignee's Sale of Real Property. stanly to make him dance. When res­ and Guiana, who are beyond compar­
For the treatment of Nervous Diseases,
cued he was but a mass of sores and ison tlie most beautifully dressed people catch it he reckonad, So he ran like a a distance of twenty feet, and although incidents occasionally, which goes to will sometimes take several days to d»-
espeoially those suffering from nervous ex In the Circuit Court of the County of Yam­
not seriously injured, was prostrated so show how dull is tbe financial world. velop and they run their course on any
civilized or otherwise in tlie world. deer ,and shouted and beckoned,
bruises.
haustion and prostration. chronic diseases,
hill, in the State of Oregon,
by the poisonous fumes that he did not The report printed in tlie papers on part of the skin in a few days dying off
and all those who need quiet and rest, good
Till he planted his heel
In the matter of the assignment of Geo
Not less interesting than the Fuegans They wear complete robes of gorgeous
nursing, massage and constant medical W. Sappington, insolvent debtor:
recover for several days. Still another Monday that a fabulous amount of gold each day in hundreds of thousands hut
On a smooth bit of peel—
are the aborigines of Ecuador ,who use parrot-feathers, head-dresses of other
care. At Mt. Tabor will be fou d pure air, State of Oregon
)
Then he saw half a million of stars in man a distance away, was rendered had lieen discovered in an old Brazilian members of the expiring colony, when
absolutely free from malaria, good water, County of Yamhill J ss
against their enemies and in the cap­ brilliant plumes and necklaces of thous­
beautiful* surroundings and magnificent
By virtue of a general assignment for the
a second. He was in too a great hurry; insensible.
castle was actually accepted as being planted by the nails or through some
views. Ample references given if desired. benefit of all his creditors in proportion to ture of game arrows tipped with some ands of lovely beetles’ wings strung
The use of ammonia in various man­ literally true, and as exercising great other means on any other jiortion of
For further particulars, address the physic­ the amount of their respective claims made mysterious poison of unknown origin, together, which adorn very effectively better have waited for another car.
ian in charge.
and executed by tbe above named G. W which is sudden death to man or lieast. their tawny throats. Not only do they There are cases, however, where haste ufactures has greatly increased of late influence on the stock market. It was tlie skin again flourish and this may go
OSMON ROYAL, M. D..
Sappington on tlie 27th day of December,
Ninth Morrison Sts.. Portland, Oregon. A I),, 1890. which instrument of assign­ These deadly weapons are fired from obtain the material for sucli garments is necessary. If you have night-sweats and accidents are of frequent occurrence worked, anyway, and exercised an im­ on for months.
ment was thereafter, and on the 8th day of blowpipes ten feet in length and are by limiting, but they keep and raise feverishness, weak, sore lungs and a owing to ignorance of its qualities. portant bearing on 'change. Tlie mar­
January. A 1)., 1891, duly filed for record effective at a distance of 150 feet. parrots and many other kinds of wild hacking cough, do not lose ail hour in There is danger not only such accidents ket becomes weak when any gold is
Bable« mh Pet«.
in Yamhill County, State of Oregon, the
as
that
at
Lancaster,
but
tlie
effects
of
obtaining
a
supply
of
Dr.
Price
’
s
Golden
ordered. As gold is ordered alxiul three
same being the County in which the busi­ Among these people if a woman is tired birds for the same purpose, plucking
ness in respects of which the same was of her husband, she gives him a drink them regular once a year.
Medical Discovery. Delay in such its daily absorption into the system are days every week and no gold is ordered There 1» just a faint jKMHibilily that
made, has been carried on said assignment
cases is dangerous: it may lie fatal. very injurious. Men who work in its the other three, tlie market is continu­ liabies may sujiersede as fashionable
having been made under and by virtue of of floripondio, distilled from a plant re­
an act of the Legislative Assembly of the sembling the stramony, by drinking
AN IMMENSE HAMMER.
Before the disease has made too great manufacture suffer from this slow ally see-sawing. It recalls tlie days pete the pam|*ered la|>dog. Tlie Duch­
ELSIA WRIGHT. State of Oregon, entitled: “An aet tosecure
progress, the “Golden Medical Dis ammonia poisoning. Its effect is first when the situation was in direct con­ ess of Portland lias taken an odd and
which
the
Delphic
prests
of
old
sought
creditors a just division of tlie estates of
Carries the Largest Assortment of debtors who convey for the benefit of cred­ inspiration for their oracular utterances The Largest One In tlie World Built at covery” is a certain cure. Jn fact, it’s noticed in their complexion, which as­ trast to what it is to-day. In the seven­ lierhaps unaccountable fancy to 1« very
Bethlehem, Fa.
ties an order for tlie buying or selling of
Harness anil --addles and also the
itors, approved October 18th. A. D. 1878,”
guaranteed to lienefit or cure, or money sume an unhealthy, blotched appear- a big railway didn’t have as much ef­ proud of her baby daughter and to
acts amendatory thereof. I have, as The beverage transforms the man into
LARGEST STOCK IN YAMHILL COUNTY. and
ance.
assignee of said debtor and assignee named an idiot and the wife marries again!
fect on the market as the shipment of a avail herself of every opportunity of
There has recently been completed at paid for it promptly refunded.
Harness of all kinds Made to Order. Re­ in said asssignment become seized, possess­ Another curious custom prevalent in Bethlehem, Pa., the largest steam ham­
In this connection Professor Blyth, few thousand dollars in gold does to-day. having tbe little one witli her. When
ed |of and own all the right and title to the
pairing Neatly Done.
the Duchess opened the great Kensing­
The Forum for September beginning Health Officer of the Marylebone dis- —St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
one-half undivided interest which the said the same region obliges a man when mer in the world. It is to be used for
ton bazaar recently liaby lauly Victoria
Robes, Whips and all the Necessaries G W Spyington had and owned at tlie
trict
in
London,
cities
the
cases
of
men
volume
XII
will
contain
five
articles
his wife is confined to go to bed him­ forging armor plates for the new men-of
Gov. Francis, of Missouri, lias amass­ was prouilty ilisplayisl to tlie public in
are Kept in Stock in Endless
time he made said assignment, to-wit: The
27th day of December. A. D . 1890. of, in self and receive all the attentions ordi­ war, and two years have been occupied on Present Problems in Education. who work in guano factories where ed a fortune of (1,060,000 within the her mother’s arms. Whatever is Eng­
Variety.
and to the following described real proper­ narily due to a female in a childbirth. in its construction. The total weight of What an American Boys' School ammonia is given off freely. There is last ten years. In 1881 he was worth
Call and See Stock. Store on Third Street, ty and premises, to-wit.
noticed among them a peculiar discol­ only (2,000, but lucky investments in lish “goes,” and why not this?
McMinnville. Oregon.
Commencing at the southeast corner of To Ecuador belong the Galapagos is­ the hammer itself, that is, the portion of Should Be by the Rev. Dr. Henry A
wheat on the Chicago board of trade
lot 3, block 1. running north one bund ed lands in the Pacific, which form a the machine whose impact is felt, is 125 Coit, Rector of St. Paul's School, Con­ oration of the skin of the nose and fore­ started him on the road to wealth.
Take T he T elei ' hone -R egihtkk .
and ten feet, thence west fifty five and strange volcanic group crossed bj* the tons. This weight, by the use of a steam cord, N. H; “ Ideals of The New Amer­ head. A daily absorption of ammonia
three tenths feet, thence south one hundred
in
very
minute
quantities,
will
cause
and ten feet, thence east fifty-five and three- line of the equator. They are jierfeetly piston, is raised sixteen and one-half ican University,” by President David
Highest of all in leavening Power.—U S. Gov’t Report, Aug i;, 1889.
Gates & Henry, Props.
tenths feet to the place of beginning, in the barren and uninhabited save by extra­ feet, and from that height drops upon S. Jordan, of the Leland Stanford Jun­ the complection to lose something of its
town of North Yamhill, as recorded in the
McMinnville,
-
Oregon.
Recorder’s office in the County of Yamhill, ordinary reptiles and birds, which are the object that is to be forged. The force ior University,’California;“ The Growth natural freshness. Professor Clifford
in the State of Oregon, which said real found nowhere else in the world. Of of such a blow can scarcely be imagined. of Technological Education in the Uni­ Mitchell in his chemistry says ammonia
propertv and premises I shall expose for
i poisoning may be so prolonged that
sale an<l offer for sale as the law directs, at twenty-five sorts of land birds secured The total height of the framework of ted States,” by I*rof. H. W. Tyler, of
the Massachusetts Institute of Technol­ death will not occur for several months.
the Courthouse door, in said Yamhill Coun­ there by Darwin on the occasion of his the machine is ninety feet.
ty, State of Oregon, on the 15th day of Sep visit all but one were peculiar to the
The anvil weighs 1800 tons, and is ogy; “A Review of the Higher Educa­ ' The length of time he gives for an iin-
tember. A I) , 1891. at the hour of 2o’clock
Everything New
in the afternoon of the said day. the same little archipelago.
Most remarkable made of twenty-two immense blocks of tion of Women—The College for Both I mediately fatal dose to kill is four
l>eing between the hours of 9 o’clock in tlie among the reptiles were gigantic tor­ cast iron, with a steel face upon which Sexes, The College for Women, and the j minutes.
morning and 4 o’clock in the afternoon of
And Firstclass. said
Theuse of ammonia in the manufact­
Annex, by Mrs. Alice Freeman Palmer,
toises which grew to 700 or 800 pounds the metal to be forged is laid.
dav, at Public Auction.
G A. DOUGLAS.
Special Accommodations for Commercial I
The only hammer in the world which formerly President of Wellesley ('ollege; ures and its abuse as a food adulterant
each in weight. These last have been
Assignee of the estate of G.W. Sappington.
Travellers
especially in baking powders is so rapid­
Insolvent debtor. almost exterminated by sailors who approaches this in size is at La Crensot, and“PhysieaI Hindrance to Teaching
ly increasing that its dangerous qual­
Rich
Girls,
”
by
Miss
Charlotte
W.
Dated
this
16th
dav
of
Jnlv
A.
D
,
1891.
Corner Second and E Streets, one block 1
have made a practice of stopping at the in France, where there is one that
• 32 •
from Cooks hotel.
ities ought to be more generally known.
Porter.
islands to provision their ships with weighs loo tons.
OREGON STATE NORMAL SCHOOL.
Drifting Away.
CONDEMNED
Monmouth, Oregon.
QUEER KINDS OF FOLKS.
I ). A. SMITH,
FRANK WRIGHT.
WATCHMAKER & JEWELER.
HARNESS SHOP!
WM. HOLL,
Eurisko Market,
Complete and Reliable Stock
Edwards & Derby,
FACTORY Se
The People’s Market.
Well, I Vum and I Vow!
TRUCK AND DRAY CO.,
EXAMINER BUREAU OF CLAIMS,
C. R. COOK & SON.
mwns.
HIGHEST MARKET PRICE,
COTTAGE SANITARIUM I
THE COMMERCIAL STABLE!
Livery, Feed and Sale !
Baking
rowder
ABSOLUTELY