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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (May 7, 1891)
Looking Backward J Manv a firm tliat never gave such an ex penditure a serious thought a few years ago, now counts its Newspaper Adver tising appropriation as one of its most necessary (and most profitable) outlays. Is there a hint here for yon? _ L cl C p I) 01R i Looking For ica rd 11 II I a jtl'l’, Many a linn that now says “there is no thing in Newspaper Advertising for us." will find within the next few years that there has I'oen inucli in it for others in the same line. Is not now your opportunity? ra Circulation Guaranteed Greater Than That of Any Other Paper Published in Yamhill County M c M innville , O regon , T hursday , imi ^Consolidated Feb. 1,1889. I I. W. COWLS. President. LEE LAUGHLIN I. L. STRATTON. Vice President. Cashier McMinnville, Oregon. Paid up Capital, $50.000. Boxen or D irectors . J. W. C owls , L ee L ouohux , A, J. A ppkrsox , W m . C ampbell . I!. K. L avohlin , I. ______ A. M acbvm . R r E arhart Harass and Saib. ELSIA WRIGHT. • Carries the I.argest Assortment of I Harness and '•addles and also the LARGEST STOCK IN YAMHILL COUNTY. I Harness of all kinds Made to Order. pairing Neatly Done WM. HOLL, I SOME ECCENTRIC PEERS. Watchmaker and Jeweler. NOBLE IN NAME, NOT IN FACT; A PARODY, Dea'er in All Kinds ot Watches, Jewelry. Pl«ted Ware Clocks and Spectacles. McMINNVILLE, OR. I Individual« Who ------- Deprive England's Most The People’s Market. Re Venerable Institution of Popular Re spect-—The Sad Decay of Feudalism. may 7, i89i. another, Lord Connemara, was the de fendant a short time ago in so disgust ing a case of divorce that he had to re sign his Indian governorship; and so I could continue with dignity after dig nity, duke, viscount, earl or baron, con stantly being dragged through the mud of the divorce suit or the slush of bank ruptcy. It is dawning fast on the English people how foolish and useless it Is to continue such an ^institution, and one of the fin de siecle acts of the English parliament may be to do away with this atrocious relic of feudalism. The trouble lies in the fact so many disting uished fathers nowadays give birth to weak and foolish sons. I have recent ly seeu the draft of a bill that may be introduced by one of the members for a London constituency for what is term ed the amelioration of the upper house. While it does not ask for the annul ment of titles, it proposes to place an enormous tax on the assumption of such a handle, limiting, of course, the privilege of a direct heir. But the main idea of the proposed bill is to pre vent any succession of a seat in the up per chamber. Peers are to be nominat ed for life by the sovereign, as far as a limited number goes, and the rest to be elected by the house of commons, the bench of judges, the bishops of Eng land and the municipalities of Lon don, Manchester and Liverpool. AMPUTATING INSANITY. COTTAGE SANITARIUM I Eurisko Market, The St. Charles Hotel. TRUCK AND DRAY CO., The Finest Material and Most Skilled Workmanship! OREGON, o, / I). A. SMITH, WATCHMAKER & JEWELER. FRANK WRIGHT, HARNESS SHOP! Complete and Reliable Stock C, R. COOK à SON, PARALI. GROCERIES AND CROCKERY. THE COMMERCIAL STABLE Livery, Feed and Sale! YOUNG HAMBLETONIAN! At the McMinnville Fair Grounds P. D. GLENN, Plumbing A Promising Invention. TIME’S REVENGE. A recent invention promises to be IS IDiOCY CURABLE BY SURGERY I more far-reaching in its immediate The Fate of Gen Miguel Loper, Who Be trayed the Emperor Maxlmillian. OR NOT. ’ practical results than any which has Field for Scientific Research and Ex periment Opened Up by a Surgical Feat —A Physician's Interesting Comment. “How many Shakespeare» have we The eccentric nobleman is well to lost by skull pinching? How many the fore just at the present in England. Platos have gone down to the grave as He has taken to amusing the mob. non compos mentis? Can idiocy be Last week we had the Earl of Lons ways serve tlie best meats to be found. Transacts a General Banking Business, Call and See Stock. Storcon ThirdStrcet. Your wholly abolished?” Thus asks a prom patronage is solicited. dale racing against time on the pulflic Deposits Received Subject to Check McMinnville. Oregon. 1 H. M. BOND. inent medical authority and newspaper highway. To-day at Tattersall’s I Interest allowed on time deposits. writer. heard that young Lord Ilosslyn has Sell sight exchange and telegraphic trans The world of potabilities in the alxive made a bet with Lord Headley that he fers on New York, San Francisco ami Port suggestion is the outgrowth of a recent land. will cat two pounds of steak and drink _A.t XvCt. Tacer. surgical operation performed iu London Collections made on all accessible points. J 8 HIBBS, - - - Proprietor. a gallon of ale in less time than it takes on the skull of an idiot child for the Office hours from I) a. m. to 4 p m. -Portland's Most Beai*?!nl Suburb- Fresh Meats of all kinds constantly on Lord Headley to kill and skin a bul purpose of releasing the brain from the For the treatment of Nervous Diseases, hand. Highest price paid for Bntcner’s lock. Rather a promising exhibition confinement of a malformed bone ease. espeaiallv those suffering from nervous ex stock this. Tinr.n S treet , M c M innville , O r . haustion and prostration, chronic diseases The experiment was entirely success A day or two ago I met coming out and all those who need quiet ami rest, good ful; the subject immediately began to Sample rooms in connection. nursin'’ massage and constant medical of his club who rejoices in the title of M c M innville care At Mt. Tnbor will be fou d pure air. develop a brightened intellect, while o------- o Baron Braye. He had a tall hat on absolutely free from malaria. gm>'i water, evil effects upon the nervous system beautiful surroundings and magnificent his head and a soft hat in his hand. He Is now fitted up in first class order. were practically unnoticed. views. Ample references given if desired. walked with a thick Malacca cane and CARLIN A HIGH, Proprietors The problem presented by this result ' Accommodations as good as can be For further particulars, address the physic Goods of all descriptions moved and care he carried an umbrella under his arm. ian in charge. . ound in the city. is a very wide and a very complex one. OSMON ROYAL, M. D.. ful handling guaranteed. Collections will He usually appeal’s that way on the 107 Third St., Portland, Oregon. be made monthly Hauling of all kinds If the darkness of idiocy in a few cases 8. £. MESSINGER, Manager. streets. He says: “it’s so deucedly done cheap can be banished by lifting the brain convenient, you know.” If it rains he covering, thus permitting the brain’s can put on his low crownetl hat and l»lt. .1. <’. MICHAUX expansion to the limits which nature stick up his umbrella, anti then it gives doubtless intended, why may it not Practicing Physician and Surgeon, him a headache “to wear the same hnt prove effective in the great majority of more than half an hour.” cases of young children now doomed to The Duke of Hamilton can lx? recog LAFAYETTE, OREGON- Eugenie's Limited Education. live out their lives in eternal gloom? To nized a mile off by his clothes. They those who delight to wander in the Jan. 21, '83. are always of tlie same pattern—very The Empress Eugenia, though nat realms of the fanciful and trace still loud check, very baggy trousers, very urally intelligent, was in some respects S. A. YOUNG, M. D. When buying anything in this line it is well to remem short coat and a pot hat. He usually extremely ignorant. Educated as were greater effects and results from similar has a dozen suits made on the same the high-born yaung Spanish girls of causes it will not appear unreasonable her that the cheapest is not the best our vehicles are of Physician & Surgeon, lines, color and pattern at the same her generation—that is to say, not edu to say that the conformation of the skull is after all the incident which de M c M innville . - - - O regon . time, and he regularly whenever it is cated at ail—she was forced ail through termines whether a human being is possible, changes bis garments in the Office ami residence on D street. All her palmy days to struggle against this born to be a Nero or a King Arthur. a And must necessarily cost mor than than rails promptly answered day or night. middle.of the day. great disadvantage. She never could Cleopatra ora Florence Nightingale, a those of inferior material. When driving a four-in-hand he is in learn the art of spelling, and all her Napoleon or a nobody. E. E. E. OOl'CHEB. the habit of stepping into the inside of I. . F, I’. CALBUEATH. E. private notes and letters are thickly O vlt Steele Cexxeists of There was a case in a Philadelphia the coach for a few minutes and chang peppered with faults of orthography. Calbreath & Goucher. hospital not many months ago which RICE COIL SPRING, BREWSTER SIDE BARS, ing his clothes before resuming the She ascended the throne at the age of PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS, DEXTER SPING FAIRY, ELLIPTIC EPRINGS, reins, says the Philadelphia Pre»». Of twenty-six—a period in life rather late was not dissimilar to the one in Lon don. An epileptic was relieved, pcr- M c M innville , - - - O regon . course he wears black things at night, for the commencement of one’s educa PHOTONS, JUMP-SEATS. BAROUCHES, ETC., ETC. but otherwise his wardrobe may lx* re- tion. But to her credit be it said, she baps restored to perfect health by an (Office over Bralv’s Bank.) Also the Celebrated Studebaker Wagons. _ ! garded as one of tlie most peculiar in did her best, by incessant reading, to operation which lifted the bone pres sure upon certain nerve centers in the supplement the defects in her early brain, says the Philadelphia P itm . All these vehicles were bought direct from the factories. lienor we .J. I). Baker M D., civilization. Lord Lisle insists upon smoking a mental training. She spoke English Certainly there are mental idiosyncra nre in a position to give you good bargains. SURGEON AND HOMEOPATHIC short clay pipe in the street. He is an to perfection, and the emperor and she sies inherited for generations where tlie JOHNSON iNTELSOlSr, Irish peer and not very well off. His were wont to converse in that language PHYSICIAN. brain case varies most remarkably in B Street, McMinnville, Oregon. Office at B F. Fuller's drug store. Resi- dining room walls are covered with col when they did not want their attend form. But when we find a peculiar lencc, first house south of Baptist church, ored clay pipes arranged in stars and ants to know what they were talking trait suddenly bursting out in one of McMinnville. Or. crosses, all of which—over 500—have about. She was an elegant and fearless been smoked by his lordship. It is horsewoman, and her skill in equita our children, a trait unlike parent or arc we quite sure that it JANIES BENNETT, said that he would have been elected a tion was among the first of her accom grandparent, is not owing to some modification of j representative peer of Ireland but for plishments that attracted the notice of the skull case? Most assuredly, if it is A RCHITECT. (OREGON WILKES.) the fact that his brother nobles were Napoleon III., himself an accomplish finally determined that the pressure of Spt’i-üications, Elevations, Details afraid that he would disgrace the sa ed rider. But her principal talent was R egistered in W allace ' s T rotting R egister . V ol . 7 Pians, bone on the brain defines the mental Personal Supervision of all work placed cred body of coronets by smoking his for art, and she drew in crayon exceed ability, shapes the character and molds in niy hand« a Specialty. O ffice —Up stair* in Campbell’s Brick, clay pipe on the terrace of the house of ingly well. This Highly Bred Trotting Stalliou will Make the Season of 1891 at : the tendencies, we shall have to recast lords. North of Court House. The Fair Grounds, McMinnville. Oregon. j all our theories of heredity. Barnum's Lucky Partner«. O regon D allas Lord Gardner, fourth baron of his DESCRIPTION.—A beautiful Ray, black points and a little wliite Here then is presenter! a new prob title, is one of the few English peers around left hind coronet, IB hands high and weighs 1200 pounds, lem. Is not the question of brain cul “ Barnum made every partner of who not only decline to live in their fits very symmetrical in form, combining tine style and substance. ture about to become to a greater ex own country, but go out of their way rich,” said Mr. Kohl, "as well as many FEZDIG-IBEE: to un-Anglicize themselves by eccen of ids employees. From 1873 to 1875 tent a question of cranium culture? If it can be demonstrated that an idiot Foaled in 1880 by Lyle Wilkes, sire of Mattie Wilkes. 2:30; Konantz. tric foreign marriages. This nobleman W. Cl Coup and ‘Dan’ Costello were Shop With Hewitt Bro’s. can be made by pinching a skull and 2:29$; Chief, 2;26$; Danville Wilkes, 2:27; sire of Sally Vejen, 2:28. iris partners and both became wealthy. lives all the year round in India, and J . Charges Keasonubli*. Give me a call unmade by the knife and saw of a sur First dam, Maggie Hamlet, by Hamlet, Sire of Loretta F, 2:18?; A.V. McMlSNVlLl.E. his baroness is a daughter of Prince George Bailey, Nathans and June were ORKGO3. geon have we not a new and wonder Pantlind, 2:20$: and 5 others with records better than 2:30; and sin- of Mirza Shikoe, a grandson of tlie late his partners from 1875 to 1881. Nathan ful field of experiment before us? Dr. the dams of 15 with records from 2:16$ to 2:20. and Bailey are now capitalists living in King of Delhi. She is a coftee-colored GEO. RAMAGE. Brinton tells us that experiments on Second dam, the great show inare Chum, (formerly Mattie Kenny,) lady, and enjoys her betel-nut as thor New York and June was a very rich dam of Leland Stanford, 2:29$, sixth heat on half mile track; by Duke’s The painter, paper hanger, kalsoniiner and oughly as a Nauteli girl. Her lord’s man when l>e died. James L. Hutch the lower animals prove that the skull Norman, by Alexander’s Norman, sire of Lulu, 2:14?. May Queen, 2:20; decorator can he found during the day hard household is similar to that of Indian inson and J. A. Bailey were the next of is easily molded by trifling causes; that at work, and will be very willing indeed to is, in the earlier stages of growth. Dar Swigert, sire of 18 in the 2:30 list, and of Blackwood, sire of 6 with rec give , Barnum’s partners, the firm being Bar estimates and furnish designs tor all Rajah. ords better than 2:30; also sire of the dam of Norval, 2:17$, the sire of classes of work. On June 1, a shop will be Lord Newburgh point blank declines num, Bailey & Hutchinson until 1886, win found that he could produce long Norlaine who holds the best yearling record, 2:31. (Duke’s Norman is opened opposite the Cook house. 15-8t to be either an Englishman or a Scotch when Mr. Bailey's health failed and he or short or non-syinmetrical skulls by training. thoroughbred on dam’s side; 1st dam by John Richards. 2d dam by man, although lie is the tenth peer of sold the interest to W. W. Cole. In Ethnologists affirm that the skull is Lance by American Eclipse, 3d dam by Hephestion.) his title. He is an Italian citizen and 1888 Bailey again purchased the inter modified even by the cradle and pillows Third dam, Rose Kenny, the dam of Messenger Chief, sire of Maud calls himself Count Bandini—perhaps est of Cole, and, together with Barnum, on which the infant sleeps. Dr. Jar- Messenger, 2:16; Sam Jones, 2:18; Col. Bradshaw. 2:20?; Abel 2:24$, Successor to H. Adams the only instance on record where a bought Hutchinson out. Since then alld proves from his own observation etc., and full sister of Gen. Geo. H. Thomas, sire of Scott’s Thomas, 2:21 man prefers being an Italian count to the firm has been Barnum & Bailey. that the skull may be modified from Katherine T., 2:20, and four others in the 2:30 list. By Mnmbrino an English earl. Viscount Taaft'e, an Without exception all these men have the head being held in an unnatural Messenger, by Mambrino Paymaster, sire of Mambrino Chief. Irish peer, positively refuses to lie an become rich from their association with position. Fourth Drm Lady Messenger By Mambrino Chief 1 nave purchased the Harness Shop of H. Irishman of any description. He and Barnum. He was accustomed to say: If this new line of investigation can his father before him were naturalized ‘I don’t need my partner's money; I be pursued persistently and successful TERMS.—$40 for the season, with the privilege of return in case! Adams and will keep a of failure to get foal. Money clue on .July 1,1891, either cash or by ! Austrians, and the country has agreed need their work and management, and ly it will result in disproving the be note at 10 per cent. No responsibility for accidents or escapes, but ‘ so well with him that he has risen to I want them to be with the show every lief that idiocy in children outside of great care will be taken to prevent cither. For further particulars of Harness and TIorse Furnishings The the rank of prime minister to the Em day and give it their undivided atten cases of hereditary mental defect, is a apply to people of Yamhill county are invited to call peror Franz Josef. He calls himself a tion. Then all they have to do is stand visitation upon the children of the sins took over the stock and get prices. CIZ-A-IS. •NZTOOZDS. under the edge of my umbrella and the count—Count Taaffe. FRANK WRIGHT. of the fathers, and showing that it is an But you have an instance of renunci drippings will make them rich.’ ” unnatural but essentially curable phys The Imported Perdieron Stallion, ation of peership as well as citizenship, ical condition. Tue ability to cure idi There’s a good deal of guarantee bus in Dr. Contee Fairfax, of Virginia, who ocy will therefore, depend entirely as is well known, is eleventh Baron iness in the storekeeping of to-day. It’s to what extent the bony ease lias clos (Successors to J. H. Henderson ¡ Fairfax in the peerage of Scotland; but too excessive. Or too reluctant. Half ed its sutures and hardened itself to the he finds it, however, to be a greater the ■ ime it means nothing. Words— I brain. honor to lx* a citizen of the United only words. Dr. Maurice, the authority quoted at States. This offer to refund the money or to the beginning of this article in discuss A full assortment of goods in the Disgraced and blackguard peers are pay a reward, is made under the hope above line always on hand. Prompt now quite a strong body in England. that you won’t want your money back, ing this range of subjects, a few of 8919. 6859 attention paid to tlie wants of custom which are embraced in tlie above,closes J One of the Irish earls who was a cor and that you won’t claim the reward. by saying: ers. poral in the Life Guards before he suc Of course. “The world has of late grown enor 2,000 lbs. YOH PÂTRO.WJE IS SOLICITE». ceeded to his title did six months’ hard So, whoever is honest in making it, mously in its tendencies toward the WEIGHT. labor for some breach of military disci and works—not on his reputation alone preservation and merciful care of the C. R. COOK * SON, pline. Another peer, an English one, but through the local dealer,whom you malformed and helpless. Civilization P auoli is a dark dapple grey, foaled March 18,1885, in the Commune ! ■ and the son of a Lord High Chancel know, must have something he has has badly overloaded itself by merciful of Boursa, Canton of Droue, Republic of France. Paroli is registered lor, can never show his face in the faith in back of the guarantee. The tenderness towards criminals and dis in the Percheron Stud Book of France as No. 8919, and in the Stud house of lords again. He committed a business wouldn't stand a year without eased. Are we at last to find relief by Gates & Henry, Props. Book of America as No. 6859. He was imported in the U. S. in 1887, disgusting crime. He has dropped his it discovering that crime and disease and McMinnville, - Oregon. and is unqvestionably as fine a Percheron Stallion as there is in America. title and is now clerk to a firm of auc What is lacking is confidence, Back idiocy are all curable? And the next tioneers in Australia. The marquis of of that, what is lacking is that clear stage, what will that be? Possibly the He will stand the present season as follows: At Carlton Sunday, Mon Ailesbury still affects lite costermonger honesty which is above the “average marked decrease in human fertility and day and Tuesday; North Yamhill, Wednesday; McMinnville, Thursday. suit on odd occasions and likes to bet practice.” the increase of our average life quite be Friday’ and Saturday of each week. Dr. Pierce's medicines are guaran- that-he can sell a barrow of greens as Everything New yond what now seems possible. The quickly as any hawker in Whitechapel. teed to accomplish what they are in TERMS—To insure (due when mare is known to be in foal). $20.00 of life’s social terrors must pre Season (payable July 1, 1891).................................. 15.00 And Firstclass. By the way, it is interesting to note in tended to do, and their makers give removal cede the largely prolonged and happily Single Service (payable at time of service)......... 10.00 Special Accommodations for Commercial the peerage for 1891 that the marchion the money back if the result isn't ap continued existence.” ess once known as Dolly Tester now parent. Travellers. Mares from a distance can be sent to Carlton and will be taken care of Novelties in Cremation Irn«. at the usual rates. W. A. HOWE. Owner. A rthur A dams Manager. Corner Second and E Streets, one block figures as Dorothy Julia, daughter of Doesn't it strike you that a medicine, T. Hasely Esq. Tester’s papa was as which the makers have so much con from Cooks hotel. unmitigated a ruffian of the tough fidence in, is the medicine for you. The latest craze is to order one’s ere- tribe as England has ever produced. mation urn, and use it as an ornament The Truly Wonderful Tale of a Cent. till it should happen to lx? wanted. All That cheerful gentleman who is best the large china shops confess to having known as earl of Belfast, and is now The .smallest deposit ever made in had several orders lately, while silver marquis of Donegal, has reformed. He Will make the Season of 1891 no longer gets drunk in public houses this city was that of Postmaster Jewett smiths have been equally favored. An or indulges in any other of the eccentric who the other day placetl one cent to enthusiastic “cremationist” of my ac freaks which gained him such an ex a special account of a Comanche coun quaintance has a couple of deligblful traordinary reputation; but then old ty postmaster in the Wichita National little old silver urns which ornaments I age is creeping upon him and his once bank, who in his quarterly settlement his sideboard, and should any guest Single Service, (Due at the time of Service) $10. splendid physique is a wreck. The last fall was found short this amount' happen to admire, they are told that Season, (Due July 1, 1891,) 15. duke of Manchester, till lately Lord The department will l>e duly notified those are for their host’s ashes, which Insurance. (Due when inarc is know to be with foal.) Mandeville, has not lieen heard of pub- of the credit made. The second assist are to be divided and sent to two old 20. I licly since he succeeded in the higher postmaster-general will notify the audi valued friends in these fascinating little ZDESC!T^IT=TIO2Sr FEDI&HEE: title, and hopes are being entertained tor of the treasury, and in turn will de cases. Some are even made in gold, Young Hambletonian, dapple bay; stands 16.1 hands high and mand a receipt from the treasurer of while the more ordinary urns, which, HAVING SEVERED MY CON-!that the mayJet weighs 1350 pounds; sired by Hambletonian Mambririo (5241) now country s pride. Of the rest of Eng- the United States at New York, who instead of adorning the dining-room, standing at 1200; sire of Jane L 2:19J; Fred Hambletonian, 2:26: Kitty nection with the ( ity \\ ater \\ orks , ]anjs proud nobility how little can be will send this receipt in triplicate to the are for the present used as pot-purri Ham, 2:26j; Susie S, 2:261; Laddie, double team record 2: .'IS; Hamlin, I will give my attention to all kinds I said to explain why they should re- jxistmaster-general, the treasurer of the jars, are of Derby stoneware, the same double team record at 3 years old 2: 38 and the dam of Lady Beach, of Pipe Work, Hot and Cold Water ! main Fneland England ’s hereditary rulers. One United States and the Comanche coun material as old-fashioned “toby" jar“. 2:26$; dam by Milton son of Royal George, half brother to Old Kate, I of the biggest of the lot of them, the ty postmaster. Great is the circumloc fitting. I carry a full stock of Pipe mother of Fantasie; 2d dam by Oregon Pathfinder (10981). The Zalinski pneunatic has lx*en test duke of Bedford, committed the vulgar ution office! Young Hambletonian is very stylish, and notwithstanding lie has Fittings and Brass Goods at my act of suicide a month or two ago; an- i ed at Slioeburyness, England, with shop, opposite the City Stables. never been trained, shows much speed. AKE you made niiserableby Indigestion marked success. At 4000 yards range other, the earl of Devon, inheritor of I Constipation. Dizziness, Loss of Appetite J. W. GILE. Proprietor. Call and see me. the proud honors of the house of Court- : Yellow j enow sain? vitalizer it is a po«i six projectiles were thrown into a rect Skin? stuloh Shiloh's s Vitalizer C has . W ood », Manager, McMinnville angle 21x11 yards in size. eney, died, an undischarged bankrupt; I tiv* enre: sold by Howorth and Cn. Carries tlie Best Line of Choice Meats in the Citv. < lame and Fish in Season. Poul Robes, Whips and all the Necessaries try. hides, etc., bought for the highest mar are Kept in Stock in Endless ket price and cash paid for same. Your Variety. attention is called to the fact that we al VOL. III. NO. 48. preceded it in the annals of mechanical discovery. It consists in the use of hardened steel ball bearings for all wheels, pulleys, or revolving shafts, with a view to accelerate speed and many other incidental advantages by reducing friction to a minimum and almost inappreciable quantity. The bi cycle system of bearings furnishes an illustration of tlie principle but with only partial and imperfect adaptation. Here the defects of the latter are reme died, and the principle given such large and apparently illimitable scope as to foreshadow what may not inaptly lx? termed the millennium of mechanic al art. The pulleys which have been' in operation at the power house of the Washington and Georgetown Kailroad company for several weeks have dem- strated to the satisfaction of a great number of scientific and practical men, many of them attendants upon the late patent office and others of high and authorative standing in the govern ment department that the abolishment of friction which has long been the dream of a multitude of original think ers, is finally an accomplished fact. Two of the mentioned have lieen in use for three weeks carrying the railway cable, requiring no attention, generat ing no beat, and performing their work admirably in all respects. Two other pulleys have been running for about ten days and twelve hours a day mere ly for exhibition,one of which is driven with a thread of No. Joo spool cotton to speed of 1200 revolutions a minute, without any oil or other lubricant and absolutely without heating. The plane surfaces that arc excised to the lx?ar- ings and the bearings themselves being at no time raised above the normal temi>eraturc of cold steel. It is thus conclusively shown that where no heat is develojied there is no friction, and if no friction there is no wear. The sub stantial merits of this new motive ap pliance are apparent to all who have observed its operations. The simplici ty of the principle involved is so obvi- ovs tliat a child can understand it; the success of its application is so conclus ive and unanswerable as to disarm crit icism. Spherical bearings, that present to a plain surface but one point of con tact are practically indestructible by attrition. Experiment has shown that when ot proper material and construe, tion that they cannot be worn away or out of shiqx*. To the applicability of an invention that thus virtually anni- hilates friction, dispels licat, and does away with the use of lubricating oils there is no limit. It can evidently be made as available for the wheels of rail way cars as for the pulleys that sup port the cables. It lias already been successfully introduced in the running gear of ordinary vehicles, to the great saving of horse-power and entire relief from the annoyance and unsighliness of the grease that is now the common disfigurement of carriage axles.— IIWi- inrjlox Pont. Progress of the South. Superintendent of the Census Porter has given some points of the wonderful progress of the South [during the last decade. Tin* South now produces as much coal, iron ore and pig-iron as the entire United States produced in 1870. The output in the coal-p:oduc'ngstates of the South in 1890 was mo;x* than twice the entire output of bituminous coal in the United States in 1850, and nea ly 2.000,000 more tons than tlie to- t.’l production of the United States in 1870. Tne oniv one of tlic-c slates pro ducing pig-iron in 18'31 Hili’. 1870 was Tennessee Tiic entire production of those » ...es in 18»0 w as fi'.U. ol tons winch bad in ls^O increased to nearly 2,C9o.t . 1 toa». The production of iron o e in tbi-e >.'.tcs now annost «}uals tlie total production of tin* United States in 1870. Then the whole coun try produced 3,163,890 tons, while in 189<J the production of tlie nine iron ore producing states of tlie South was 2,- 917,529 tons. The South produces about three-fourths of the world's cot ton crop, but only manufactures about 7 or 8 per cent, of what it raises. Tlie agricultural producto in 18X9 were over ?250,000,000 greater than in 1879, and the value of the live stock was 8117,000- 000 greater. Tlie railroads increas«! from 2o,<51 J mile» in 1880 to 40,521 in 1S89. __ \ Kright < ampalgn Speaker. Perhaps tlie brightest campaign speeches made during the municipal campaign from which Chicago lias just issued were those delivered by the Rev. Dr. I’. S. Henson. So popular did this gentlemen la-come that when lie once began’ taikiug his auditors did not want to let him stop talking, At one of the mi etings last w eek Dr. Henson refe cd to the objections made in cer tain quarters to his participation in politics. “I am told,' said lie, “that I don't know anything about parly or ganization. and tliat therefore I don't know anv tiling aliout pol-lics and siioual have nothing to do » th it. Now. I don t know how t imake eggs, yet my jin'.eineiit as to tiie merits or detu« !:s of an egg is worth more than that of all tlie bens of the world. And 1 tell you, fellow-citizens, this man Cregier is a bad egg!" I ? It is now fully a quarter of a century since a merciful Providence so clouded the Empress Carlotta’s mind that she was spared a single jxtng of grief when her royal husband was slaughtered in Mexico. For nearly a generation the widow of the unfortunate Maxlmillian lias re mained in ignorance of his fate. But slowly, and by alui<*t imperceptible degrees, her mind has liwwne clarified, and she is once mote in the enjoyment of iter faculties. Looking backward through the iong years of darkness, that sad Mexican business in which site played tlie part of a heroine scents to her nearly a dream. 111» well that it is so. Carlotta is not an old woman. She is hardly forty-live, and something in her future may compensate her for her bitter past. But the same day tliat her recovery was announced also brought the Intel ligence that Gen. Miguel Lopez had been bitten by a mud dog and was un der the Pasteur treatment. This Lopez was the trusted officer who betrayed Maxim Ilian to his blood thirsty enemies—the wretch whose evil work caused Carlotta's insanity. Af ter living all these Ion g years despised even by his own countrymen, anti scorned by his wife for his treason, lie has perhaps met his doom. What fate would be more fitting for this false friend, win? sold ills lx*nefae- tor? It is hard to believe that lie will be cured. He will snap and snarl and foam at the mouth like a rabid hound. He will rave in his |>aroxytetns of ma niacal frenzy. He will tear his flesh in his mad convulsions mid die like a wild beast. Time brings its revenge. As the trai tor Lopez sinks out of s zlit in the lurid shadows now descend "g upon him, his victim Carlotta coiiic on«* more into the light of day, enely lx*aiiti- ful, once more herself, tlie most charm ing woman tliat lias worn a crown since Eugenie in Iter happiest days. Dissolving views—1'. lit* ami shadows —they make up life! German Beer Gardens. 1 saw a singular no: ice posted up in a German university by the rector or president. It was a request Hint the boys should not make so much noise in the beer garden near by while the recitations were going on. It seemed to me that was different from the way an American college president would treat such a matter. But you must understand that a beer garden in Ger many is very different from an institu tion of that kind here. It Is as rcsjx'ct- able to them as—I don’t know what to say—well, theY. M. C. A., or pretty nearly that. Literary societies meet in them and theological students discuss questions of doctrine in them. It seems perfectly right to them to do so for they liave lieen brought up that way. A press dispatch from Paris says that an enormous reservoir of water one hundred and twenty feet lx*low the surface lias been discover«! at El-Golea a small station in the midst of the Sa hara desert. The reservoir was dis cover«! while a number of workmen were engaged in sinking a well at El-Golea. The shaft slink al ready gives 50 gallons of good clear wa ter per n'nnte, and it is expect«! that this amount can readily lx? increased should it be found that a larger quanti ty is necessary. This is said to be the first time that water has lieen found at so slight a depth. It is a remarkable event in the story of the British navy that was celebrated on Sunday, April 12ih, when Admiral of the Fleet Kir Provo Perry William Wallis saw the light breik on his one hundredth birthday. Tlie world's his tory, it is believed, does not afford a parallel to ids case. A man compara tively hale and hearty in 18111,who was a member of the fleet when mighty Nelson was yet winning his fame,when Trafalgar was yet in the futi> e, wiio first smelt powder In 1805 and j- . Ti«l his first decoration in 1» ,0 i- a woudir indeed. ---------- ... ■ ■ Promises of aerial navigation are mul tiplying with such rapidity that all that is necessary to inspire definite hopes of seeing within the present gen eration aerial navies flying through the blue, is an ounce or two of performance. The western flying machine companies have given us glowing statements of what they are going to do. But up to date their most Imjsieiug achievement lias lx*eii the creation of immensely capitalized companies on the expecta tions of the future. By the time the damn <• i« repaired Italy will see tliat she iii.ikc a grave mistake in keeping lie powder »0 dry. Turn tlie hose on it. THE KEV Geo. If. Thayer, Bourbon Ind . say»: Both myself an.l wife*.we our lives to Shiloh's Consumption Cure. Sold by Kogers Bros SH I MiH'S Catarrh Remedy, a positive cure for Catarrh. Diptliena and Canker Mouth. S >1<1 by Howorth and On. That Hacking Cough can be so quickly cured by Shiloh’s Cure It e guarantee it. Sold by Howorth and Co. Haig Power.— U. S. Gov’t Report, Aug. tj, 1885. ABSOLUTELY