THE TELEi’líU.XE-UEUlSTER.
THE NEW COUNTY PRINTING LAW
PLAGUES OF THE CITIES.
my tankards shall be theirs, my wine cup
shall be theirs, my destroyed reputation
shall I ms theirs. Share and share alike shall
they in the infamy. Hereto I affix my
hand and seal in the presence of all the ap
plauding harpies of bell.”
From the multitude of those who have
the evil habit born with them this army is
being augmented. And I am sorry to say
that a great many of the drug stores are
abetting this evil, and alcohol is sold under
the name of bitters. It is bitters for this
and bitters for that and bitters for some
other thing, and good men deceived, uot
knowing there is any thralldom of alcohol
ism coining from that source, are going
down, and some day a man sit3 with the
bottle of black bitters on his table, and the
cork flies out, and after it flies a fiend and
clutches tbe man by his throat and says:
“Aha! I have been after you for ten years.
I have got you now. Down with you!
down with you!” Bitters! Ah! yes. They
make a man’s family bitter and his home
bitter and his disposition bitter and his
death bitter and his hell bitter. Bitters!
A vast army, ail tbe time increasing.
It seems to me it is about time for the
17,000.000 professors of religion in America
to take sides. It is going to be an out and
out battle with drunkenness and sobriety,
between heaven and bell, between God and
the devil Take sides l)efore there is any
further national decadence; take sides be
fore your sons are sacrificed and the new
home of your daughter goes down under
the alcoholism of an imbruted husband.
Take sides while your voice, your pen,
your prayer, your vote may have any influ
ence in arresting the despoliation of this
nation. If the 17,000,000 professors of re
ligion should take sides on this subject it
would not be very long before the destiny
of this naticfti would be decided iu the right
direction.
and if it refuse to do so God will wipe out
the nation as he did Phoenicia, as he did
Rome, as he did Thebes, as he did Babylon.
Ay, he is waiting to see what the church
of God will do. If the church does not do
its work, then he will wipe it out as he did
the church of Ephesus, church of Thya-
tira, church of Sardis. The Protestant and
Roman Catholic churches today stand side
by side, with an impotent look, gazing on
this evil, which costs this country more
than a billion dollars a year to take care of
the 800,000 paupers, and the 315,000 crimi
nals, and the 30,000 idiots, and to bury the
75,000 drunkards. Protagoras boasted that
out of the sixty years of his life forty years
he had spent in ruining youth; but this
evil may make the more infamous boast
that all its life it ha3 been ruiuing the
bodies, minds and souls of the human race.
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Brazil has made itself a complete re
public by the adoption of a constitu
tion. It has also begun to reduce its
“protective” tariff duties with a view
to giving all the people an equal chance |
in life and letting every man alone as
much ns possible. That is the essence1
of enlightened democracy.
The Salem Capital Journal gives the
following history of the new law pro THE SECOND SERMON IN DR. TAL
MAGE’S PRESENT SERIES.
viding for the publishing of commit
sioner’s court proceedings in newspa-
pers. To Mr. Hofer, of the Journal, Drunkenness Is the Topic and This Is
SUBSCRIPTION BATES.
the Text, “Noah Planted a Vineyard,
$2 00 belongs much of the credit of securing
Use Copy.per year Inadvance..
.
and Ho Drank of the Wine and Was
. 1 00 the enactment of the law. 5Ve believe
•>tîü Cepy, six inoutha in advance
'
The theory of tlie reciprocity clauce
Drunken.”
it will proven useful piece of legislation.
in the McKinley law seems to be that
The Journal says,
N ew Y ork , March 1. — Dr. Talmage 1
the doctrine of protection is perfectly
Entered at the postoflice at McMinnville
The bill was presented by the State continued today the series of sermons he
i just when applied by the United States !
Oregon, as second-class matter.
Press Association. At first it bad no commenced last Sunday on the “Ten
against other countries, but unreason- I
friends, there being not a newspaper Plagues of New York and the Adjacent
Cities.” The plague which he places
able and very much to be resented i
T he advertising K atem of T he T ele man in either house or senate. Mem second on the list is intemperance, and on
phone -R egister are liberal, taking in bers of the press legislative committee
when applied by other countries to the
that subject he discoursed this morning In
consideration the circnlatfon. Singh
THE POLITICIANS ARE DOING NOTHING.
United States.
inch, $1.00; each subsequent inch, $.75. besought members in vain, to introduce the Academy of Music, Brooklyn, and this
Put on your spectacles and take a candle
Special inducements for yearly or semi- the bill. It had to make its debut as evening in New York. At the close of the ‘
and examine the platforms of the two lead- !
The Penitentiary.
se -vice in the New York Academy of Music |
yearly contracts.
an orphan, introduced under tlie royal Dr. Talmage went over to the Union
ing political parties of this country, and
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see
what
they
are
doing
for
the
arrest
of
J ob W ork N eatly A mo Q cickly E xecuted prerogative of every citizen due from Square Theatre, where his son, Mr. Frank j
Bulletins of the eleventh census show
this evil and for the overthrow of this
at reasonable rates Our facilities an his representative—Armstrong, of Mar De Witt Talmage, was holding an over- 1
that
722 persons out of every' million of
the be«t in Yamhill county and as good
abomination.
Resolutions
—
oh!
yes,
reso
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flow meeting, and briefly addressed the
Thus crowded
as any in rhe state A complete steam ion. fathering it “by request."
lutions about Mormonism! It is safe to populutlon to be spending their time
house. Both the New York ser- |
plant insures quick work.
attack that organized nastiness two thou within the narrow confines of state
labeled it went upon the calender un vices are under the auspices of The Chris
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sand miles away. But not one resolution penitentiaries, being an increase of
R esolutions of C ondolence and all O bit - der a cloud, for few bills “by request” tian Herald, of which Dr. Talmage is editor.
against drunkenness, which would turn
uary Poetry will be charged for at regular ever see the lignt of day. It is but just The text of the doctor’s sermon was taken
this entire nutiou into one bestial Salt Lake thirteen to the million over the enu
from Genesis ix. 20, 21: “Noah planted a
advertising rates.
to
speaker
Geer
to
say
that
he
appoint
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City. Resolutions against political cor meration of 1880. In the numerical or
vineyard, and he drank of the wine and was !
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ruption, but not one word about drunken der of states, according to the numbers
A ll C ommunications M ust B e S igned B y ed an intelligent committee on print drunken.”
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ness, which would rot this nation from
the person who sends them, not for pub ing, to whom the bill was referred.
This Noah did the best and the worst |
lication, unless unaccompanied by a “non
scalp to heel. Resolutions about protec of convicts reported in them, Oregon
thing for the world. He built an ark ;
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Members
of
the
press
appeared
and
de plume,” but for a guarantee of good
New York is first
tion against competition with foreign in ranks thirtieth.
faith. No publications will be published made arguments in its behalf, securing against the deluge of water, but intro- :
dustries, but not one word about protec with 819, Wyoming last with 10. There
duced
a
deluge
against
which
the
human
i
unless so signed.
tion of family and church and nation ire only 1791 women in penitentiaries,
a favorable report on the county print race has ever since been trying to build an I »
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against tbe scalding, blasting, all consum
A ddress A ll C ommunications . E ither F or ing bill. The house printing commit ark—the deluge of drunkenness. In my
ing, damning tariff of strong drink put ! against 43,442 men. In several state
text we hear his staggering steps. Shem
the editorial or business ch partments, to
tee
reported
against
the
bill
to
have
all
upon every financial, individual, spiritual, ; prisons have been created, which are
T he T elepiione -R eotstcr , McMinnville,
and Japhet tried to cover up the dis
moral, national interest.
new laws published in the newspapers, grace, but there he is, drunk on wine at a
Oregon.
»rganized and managed on a system
O
I look in another direction. The Church which varies in many important partic
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rime in the history of the world, when, to
S ample C opies O f T he T elephone -R egis and in favor of the Gambee bill to print say the least, there was no Lack of water,
of God is the grandest and most glorious
ter will be mailed to any person in the session laws in pamphlet form, one fot
ulars
commonly
adopted
for
the
gov
THE CURSE OF STRONG DRINK.
institution on earth. What has it in solid
United States or Europe, who desires one. each voter. Tbe press committee with inebriation, having entered the world, has
Is drunkenness a state or national evil? phalanx accomplished for the overthrow I ernment of penitentiaries. The first of
not retreated. Abigail, the fair and heroic
free of charge
drew the bill to print the laws, as they wife, who saved the flocks of Nabal, her Does it belong to the uorth, or does it be of drunkenness? Have its forces ever been these is at Elmira, New York.
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W e I nvite Y ou T o C ompare T he T ele did not wish to antagonize the friend, husband, from confiscation by invaders, long to the south? Doesit belong to the marshaled? No, not in this direction. Not In New York they are committed foi
phone -R egister with any other paper
home at night and finds him so intox east, or does it belong to the west? Ah! long ago a great ecclesiastical court assem
of tbe Gambee bill, but secured theii goes
published in Yamhill county
icated she cannot tell him the story’ of his there is not an American river into which bled in New York, and resolutions arraign an indefinite term, not exceeding the
aid.
narrow escape. Uriah came to see David, its tears have not fallen and into which its ing strong drink were offered, and clergy maximum term for which they might
The county bill passed the house by and David got him drunk and paved the suicides have not plunged. What ruined men with strong drink on their tables and have been definitely sentenced for the
All tubecribert uho do not receive their
way’ tor the despoliation of a household. that southern plantation?—every field a strong drink in their cellars defeated the
paper regularly will confer a faror hy im a large vote, and went to tho senate, Even the church bishops needed to be fortune, the proprietor and his family once resolutions by threatening speeches. They ■ »flenses proved against them. Prison
mediately reporting the tame to thit office where it lay with some two hundrei. charged to be sol>er and not given to too the most affluent supporters of summer could not bear to give up their own lusts. ers are eligible to parole, and their fit
I tell this audience what many of you ness for freedom and rehabilitation as
other bills until the railroad, tax, bal much wine, and so familiar were people of watering places. What threw thut New
lot, assessment, World’s Fair, Colurn Bible times with the staggering and fall England farm into decay and turned tbe may never have thought of, that today— citizens is tested for some months in a
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Thursday. March 5 , 1891
not
in the millennium, but today—tbe
cheeks that bloomed ut the foot of
bia river and other important measure: ing motion of the inebriate that Isaiah, roseate
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when he comes to describe the final dislo the Green Mountains Into tbe pallor of church holds the balance of power in , •itate of conditional release Itefore they
were taken up, debated and dispose» cation of worlds, says, “The earth shall despair? What has smitten every street America; and if Christian people— the receive an absolute and final discharge:
CIVIL SERVICE AND THE PEOPLE. of. Ou the 20th of Feb. at 10 p. in. reel to and fro like a drunkard.”
of every village, town and city of this con men and the women who profess to love j While on parole they are still in the
tinent with a moral pestilence? Strong the Lord Jesus Christ aud to love purity I eye of the law Inmates of the institu
A WORLD WIDE TEMPTATION.
house bill No. 109 was reached ano
nod to be th? sworn enemies of all unclean
The politicians in Washington appear
Ever since apples and grapes and wheat drink.
passed by the constitutional majority
To prove that this is a national evil I call ness and debauchery and sin—if all such ' tion, and may be remanded for any vi
to be determined to do their best to kill
grew the world has been tempted to un-
and not a vote to spare. It was aux hcalthful stimulants. But tbe intoxicants up two statesiu opposite directions—Maine would march side by side and shoulder to olation of the conditions attached to
th ■ present civil service law. The other
iousiy followed back into the house, of the olden time were an innocent bever and Georgia. lz*t them testify in regard shoulder, this evil would soon be over- ! tlie tlcket-of-leave. This system is be
day a senator expressed the opinion
thrown. Think of three hundred thou
sent to the enrolling committee, report age, a harmless orangeade, a quiet sirup, a to this. State of Maine says, “It is so great sand
churches and Sunday schools iu lieved to have been productive of ex
that the people are l>eginning to discov
an evil up here we have anathematized it
peaceful
soda
water
as
compared
with
tbe
ed back to tlie house fivemiuutcs befor< liquids of modern inebriation, into which a as a state.” State of Georgia says, “It is so Christendom marching shoulder to shoul cellent results, and it has i»een Imitated
er that the law is a humbug.
the hour set for flnal adjournment maduess, and a fury, and a gloom, and a fire, great an evil down here that ninety coun der! How very short a time it would take more or less fully and with greater or
Any politician who supposes that
signed by tlie speaker, messaged to thi aud a suicide, and a retributiou have mixed ties of this state have made the sale of in them to put down this evil, if all the less success, in the adult reformatories
he can sifely attack the law because
drink a criminality.” So the churches of God, transatlantic and cisat
senate, signed by the president, mes and mingled Fermentation was always toxicating
created in other strates since the open
th ■ people are no longer behind it is
Known, but it was not until a thousand word comes up from all parts of the land. lantic, were armed on this subject?
saged back to tlie house, tlie messag» years
Young men of America, pa>. over into ing of the institution at Elmira.
after Christ that distillation was in Either drunkenness will be destroyed in
re.-koniug very foolishly without his
read and tlie bill was sent to the gov vented. While we must confess that some this country or the American government the army of teetotalisin. Whisky, good to
hjjt.
.1 WORD OF CAUTION.
corpses, ought never to turn you
ernor to receive his signature. Tita of the ancient arts have been lost, the will be destroyed. Drunkenness and free preserve
The law is not a humbug. On the
institutions are coming into a death grap into a corpse. Tens of thousands of young
Tn this as iu every other locality where ft ft
there might be no mistake about thi Christian era Is superior to all others in pie.
men have been dragged out of respecta k uh wu, there are hundreds of persons who an
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ihe bad eminence of whisky and rum and
contrary, it has accomplished more
Gather up the money that the working bility, and out of purity, and out of good •»king Joy’s Vegetable Sarsaparilla. To those we
even than was anticipated for it by law being correctly passed tlie clerk: gin The modern drunk is a hundred fold classes
have spent for rum during the last character, and into darkness by this in vr.fit to eay one Yvord. In nine cases out of every
compared the enrolled bill with th» worse than the ancient drunk. Noah in
those who were instrumental in secur
years, and I will build for every fernal stuff called strong drink. Do not zt. it is effecting specific cures. But word comes I
original house bill, and the chairmat nis intoxication became imbecile, but the thirty
ing its enactment. It has given to the
victims of modern ulcoholism have to workingman a house, and lay out for him touch it! Do not touch it!
to us occasionally of people whoreport that it
of the legislative committee was showt struggle
LOOK NOT UPON THE WINE.
H*»
with whole menageries of wild a garden, and clothe his sons in broadcloth
op »rates too freely upon the bowels. We want tc
service better clerks than were ever
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the signatures of tlie presiding officers. beasts, and jungles of hissing serpents, and and his daughters in silks, and stand at his In the front door of our church in Brook call the attention of those to the fact that they
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dreamed of under the spoils system.
lyn,
a
few
summers
ago,
this
scene
oc
front
door
a
prancing
spun
of
sorrels
or
I
This is the history of tlie passage of tin perditions of blaspheming demons.
are not following the printed instructions and
GO
It has relieved the heads of depart
An arch fiend arrived in our world, and bays, and secure him a policy of life insur curred: Sabbath morning a young man are taking too much of It. If it acts too lively re
new Oregon newspaper law, that re
ments and bureaus of the pressure of
he built an iuvisible caldron of tempta ance so that the present home may be well was entering for divine worship. A friend duce the dose, Dover taking any more at any timr
o'
quires tbe proceedings and list
tion. He built that caldron strong and maintained after he is dead. The most per passing along the street said, “Joe, come than causes easy and perfect action. Keep this
applicants and of the importunities of
claims allowed by county courts to b< stout for all ages and all nations. First sistent, most overpowering enemy of the along with me; I am going down to Coney Injunction iu mind, and take It regularly for a
their political backers and enabled
he squeezed into the caldron tbe juices of working classes is intoxicating liquor. It Island and we’il have a gay Sunday.” while and do not indulge in too much greasy food,
published at county expense.
them to devote their time and energy
is the anarchist of the centuries, and has “No,” replied Joe; “1 have started to go
The new bill will go into effect Maj the forbidden fruit of Paradise. Then he boycotted and is now boycotting the body here to church, aud 1 nm going to attend and w.? will have your testimonial within a fort
gathered for it a distillation from the bar
to the public service.
night. If taken under these conditions it is an
21st. It provides for selection of om vest fields and the orchards of tbe hemis and mind and soul of Americau labor. It service here.” “Oh, Joe.” his friend said, absolute cure for indigestion, dyspepsia, sick
And all tills baa been accomplished
annually
swindles
industry
out
of
a
large
••you
can
go
to
church
any
time!
The
day
newspaper iu each county and tw< pheres. Then he poured into this caldron
headaches, constipation, luce eruptions aud liver
against great odds. Under the present newspapers in counties of 10,900 or ovet capsicum and copperas and logwood and percentage of its earnings. It holds out is bright, and we’ilgo to Coney Island, aud an!
kidney disorders. It may be asked how It
administration there has been a con
deadly nightshade and assault and battery its blasting solicitations to the mechanic or we’ll have a splendid time.” Tho tempta can possibly cure so many aliments. But tbe rea
having the largest circulation in coun I and vitriol and opium and rum and mur operative on his way to work, and at the tion was too strong, and tlie twain went to son is clear. All those troubles are the legitimate
stant effort to cripple and even abolish
ty, to publish the proceedings of tbt der and sulphuric acid and theft and pot noon spell, and on his way home at even the beach, spent the day in drunkenness result of improper liver and kidney action or Im
the reform. The census office has been
county court. The price allowed by ash and cochineal and red carrots and pov tide. On Saturday, when the wages are and riot. Tho evening train started up paired digestive organx Its effects upon those
thrown open to the spoiler, and the of law of 50 cents per square of ten line? erty and death and hops. But it was a dry paid, it snatches a large part of the money 1 (.-mi Brighton. The young men were on functions are a; astonishing to the medical
that might come to the family and sacri : .t. Joe, r.i I;intoxication, when the train fraternity as to the thousands who are daily
fice being filled with the henchmen of
of brevier or its equivalent. Tho bill compound and it must I xj moistened, and
it among tbe saloon keepers. Stand was iu full speed, tried to pass around from taking it
politicians it is now proposed to turn is non-partisan, non-inonepolistie and it must be liquefied, and so the arch fiend flees
poured into that caldron the tears of cent the saloons of this country side by side, one seat to .another and fell and was
them into the general service.
if any unfairness is shown in making uries of orphanage and widowhood, and and it is carefully estimated that they crushed.
Outside of the classified list the spirit selection of official county papers, the he poured in the blood of twenty thousand would reach from New York to Chicago.
Under tbo lantern, as Jce lay bleeding
This evil is pouring its vitriolic and his life away on the grass, he said to his
of reform has been absolutely aban aggrieved publisher has a right to ap assassinations.
And thtm the arch fiend took a shovel damnable liquors down the throats of comrade: “John, that was a bad business,
doned. And yet notwithstanding all peal in court. The law will prove a
that he had brought up from the furnaces hundreds of thousands of laborers, and your taking me away from church; it was
this, perhaps partly in consequence of good investment for Oregon as a mea beneath, and he put that shovel into this while the ordinary strikes are ruinou.- a verj' had business. You ought not to
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the aroused spirit of hostility, the sure of economy- and the legislative great caldron and began to stir, and the both to employers and employes, I pro , have done that, John. I want you to tell
claim
a
universal
strike
against
strong
I
the
boys
to-morrow
when
you
seo
them
reform'is still strongly intrenched and committee of the press association feel caldron began to heave and rock and boil drink, which strike, if kept up, will be the
i that rum and Sabbath breaking did this
sputter and hiss and smoke, aud the
the public man who thinks that he can well satisfied with the result of their and
nations gathered around it with cups and relief of the working classes and £he salva ; for me. And John, while you arc telling
defy it will find out his mistake at a labors.
A full assortment of goods in tlie
tankards and demijohns and kegs, and tion of the nation. I will undertake to say ' them I will be in hell, and it will be your
good deal of cost to his future proa- The press association can now see tbe there was enough for ail, and the arch that there is u»jt a healthy laborer iD the 1 fault.” Is it not time for mo to pull out above line always on hand. Prompt
United
States
who,
within
the
next
twenty
from the great organ of God’s word, with attention paid tô the wants of custom
fiend cried: “Aha! champion fiend am I!
peets.
results of organized effort and pulling Who has done mere than I have for coffins years, if he will refuse all intoxicating many banks of keys, the tremolo stop? ers.
beverages
and
be
saving,
may
not
become
1 “Look not upon the wine when it is red,
together. By its united labors it has and graveyards and prisons and insane
when it moveth itself aright in the cup, YOLR PATRONAGE IS SOLICITED.
WHY RUSSIA PERSECUTES THE compelled the attention of tlie legisla asylums,- and the populating of tbe lost a capitalist on a small scale.
CANNOT SOMETHING BE DONE?
world?
And
when
thi:
i
iron
is
emp
. for at last i' biteth like a serpent and
JEWS.
ture when much more pretentious bod tied 1'11 fill it again and i .» stir it again,
C. R COOK <t SON.
Oh, how many are waiting to see if some , stingeth like an adder.”
ies failed to secure the desired legisla and it will smoke again, and that smoke thing cannot be done for the stopping of
But this evil will be arrested. Blucher I
j
The principal grounds upon which tion. It has secured passage of a bill will join another smoke, the smoke of a intemperance! Thousands of drunkards i came up just before night and saved the
the Russian justifies the persecution of I which no member would father, when torment that ascendeth for ever and ever. waiting who cannot go ten minutes in any i day at Waterloo. At 4 o’clock iu the after
direction without having the teiuptatiou
his Hebrew brother are as follows. He a two-thirds of the members failed to 1 drove fifty sbijm ou tbe rocks of New glaring before their eves or appealing tc noon it looked very badly for the English.
1 foundland. and the Skerries, aud tbe
Generals l'onsouhy and’ Pickton fallen.
asserts: 1, that tbe Jews are too rapa secure adoption of their own measures. Goodwins. 1 have ruined more senators their nostrils, they lighting agaiDsv it with Sabers broken, flags surrendered, Scots
UHI Y and MeNIAKVILLE.
cious. and too successful in getting The many kind friend who assisted the than gather this winter in the national enfeebled will and diseased appetite, con : Grays annihilated. Only forty-two men
quering,
then
surrendering,
conquering
councils.
I
have
ruined
more
lords
left
out
of
the
German
brigade.
The
En
money and property away from the Oregon newspaper men will all be re
Choice WINES. LIQUORS and CIGARS. ;
u
are now gathered iu the house again and surrendering again, and crying, glish army falling back and falling back.
Both Foreign and Domestic.
surrounding Christians; 2, that they membered in tbe report of the legisla than
of peers, The cup out of which 1 “How long, O Lord! how long before these Napoleon rubbed his hands together and /jfiF“Ainity Saloon near Deput. McMinn-1
hold themselves, as a class, apart from tive committee at tbe next state con- ordinarily drink is a bleached human infamous solicitations shall be gone!” said: “Aha! aha! we’il teach that little
ville on Third Street.
skull, and the upholstery of my palace is ’ And how many mothers are waiting to see Englishman a lesson. Ninety chances out
the rest of the community; 3, that they . vention.
so rich a crimson, because it is dyed in hu if this national curse cannot lift? Oh, is of a hundred are in cur favor. Magnifi
furnish many of the leading nihilists
gore, and the mosaic of my floors is that the boy who had the honest breath cent! magnificent!” He even sent mes NjticsofApp in'ment of Executrix Is just the place for a Small Farm; only three-fourths
and mischief makers; 3, that they THE CENTER OF POPULATION. man
made up of the bones of children dashed to who comes home with breath vitiated oi sages to Paris to saj’ he had won the day.
mile from Railroad station and one and one-half
evade service in the army and do not
death by drunken parents, and my favorite disguised? What a change! How quickly
But before sundown Blucher cam • up,
tlie County Court of die County of Yam- i
miles from Steamboat landing.
music—sweeter than Te Deum or triumph those habits of early coming heme havt
he who hud been the conqueror of In hill.
become patriotic Russians. The first
State uf Oregon.
The center of population is one of al march—my favorite music is the cry of been exchanged for the rattling of tlw aud
accusation may be ignored, as it those expensive pieces of mathematical daughters turned out at midnight on the night key in the door long after the last Austerlitz became the victim of Waterloo. In the matter <if tlie estikte i
Tbe name wh ch had shaken all Europe
I have four lots as fine as can be found in Chand
of
amounts simply to saying that the Jew gimcrackery which salary a number of street because father has come home from watchman has gone by and tried to see and
filled even America with apprehen- William C. Mason, rlec’d. I
ler's
addition, Cheap.
is more intelligent anil shrewder than superfluous census clerks but are of no the carousal, and the seven hundred voiced that everything was closed up for t he I sion, that name tvent down, aud Napoleon,
NOTICE is hereby given that the under
shriek of the sinking steamer, because the night!
muddy and hatless, and crazed with hisdis- signed, Sarah B. Mason, has been, by an |
his neighbors of other nations. As to practical benefit to the public.
captain was not himself when he put the
Oh! what a change for that young man, ' asters, was found feeling for the stirrup of order of the County Court of Yamhill coun- •
the Jews refusal to mingle more freely
It is defined as “the center of gravity ship on the wrong courso. Champion fiend who we had hoped would do something in a horse, that he might mount and resume t v. Oregon, duly appointed Executrix nf the
with Lis neighbors of different creeds, of the population,” and consists in am 11 I have kindled more fires, I have merchandise or in artisanship or in a pro the conflict.
estate of William
Mason, deceased, with
Ca.ll a.xxd. See
or, in other words, to assimilate with finding an imaginary point on which • wrung out more agonies, 1 have stretched fession that would do honor to the family
Well, my friends, alcoholism is imperial, Will annexed
Therefore, all tiersons having claims
|
out
more
midnight
shadow:
,
I
have
opened
.name,
long
after
mother
’
s
wrinkled
hands
and
it
is
a
conqueror,
and
there
are
good
the population, it cannot as yet be said the inhabitants of the United States, as
said estate are hereby tin titled and
more Golgotha?, I have rolled more Jug are folded from the last toil! All that ex people who say the night of national over against
dX7". T. SizTTiSTiuEr’r’
required to present the same, duly verifieu.
that he has as yet received any very a whole, would pivot like a teetotum. gernauts, I have damned more souls than changed for startled look when the door throw
is coming, and that it is almost al her residence at McMinnville, Yamhill
warm invitation to do anything of the The superficial area is assumed to be a any other emissary of diabolism. Cham bell rings, lest something has happened; night. But before sundown the Conqueror • oimty Oregon, within six months from
and the wish that the scarlet fever twenty i of earth and heaven will ride in on the the date hereof
kind. He has been chased like u beast plane surface, and each inhabitant is pion fiend am I!”
THE NATION’S GREATEST EVIL.
year3 ago had been fatal, for then he would white horse, and alcoholism, which has Dated thistih dav of March, 1891.
of prey for centuries, and now he is assumed to be of the same weight as
SARAH B. MA-ON,
W. T. SHURTLEFF,
Drunkenness is the greatest evil of this have gone directly to the bosom of his had its Austerlitz of triumph, shall have
asked why he does not like his persecu every other, and to exert pressure on nation, and it takes no logical process to Saviour. But alas! poor old soul, she has its Waterloo of defeat. Alcoholism hav I". W Fenton.
Executrix of -aid estate
« iti» Will annexed i
tors. The charge of nihflism is per the pivotal point directly proportioned prove to this audience that a drunken na lived to experience what Solomon said. “A ing lost its crown, the grizzly and cruel Att’y for Eslate.
I
l " ’.kerof human hearts, crazed with the
haps true, to the extent that the Jews to his distance therefrom. Then the tion cannot long be a free nation. I call foolish son is a heaviness to his mother.”
your attention to the fact that drunken
Oh! what a funeral it will be when that | disaster, will be found feeling in vain for
naturally furnish their prop, ¡st ion ate area is laid off into squares, and the ness is not subsiding, certainly that it is boy is brought home dead! And how moth j thestirrupon which to remount its foaming
Notice of Final Account.
Collections Prcmptly Attended to.
quota to tbe malcontents who have the center of population of each square is not at a standstill, but that it is on an on- er will sit there and say: “Is this my boy charger. “So, O Lord, let thine enemies
courage to act. But that the Jews assumed to be coincident with its geo i ward march, and it is a double quick. that I used to fondle, and t hat I walked tho j perish.!’’
Office Cor. Third and E Stf.,
McMinnville, Oregon.
NOTICE is hereby given that the under-
among the nihilists exceed their proper graphical centre, the weight of one There is more rum swallowed in this coun floor with in the night when he was sick?
signetl :i<lniii.istr*trix of tlie estate of A.
Pholas, tho Shell Miner.
try, aud of a worse kind, than was ever Is this the boy that I held to the baptismal
H Hodson, deceased, has tiled her final
proportion to the whole population, ¡3 hundred of the largest cities being de swallowed since the first distillery began font for baptism? Is this the boy for
The pholas, a small species of bivalve aecoi'nt in said estate, in the County court
denied by many trustworthy writers. ducted from the squares iu which they : its work of death. Where there was one whom I toiled until the blood burst from shell having the remarkable faculty of fo. Yanihid county, Oregon, and that said
drunken home there are ten drunken the tips of my fingers, that he might have boring into the hardest rock, is one of the I’nurt lias set Tuesday April 6. 1891. at 10
The charge that the Jew evades army are located.
homes. Where there was one druukard’s a good start and a good home? Lord, why greatest, wonders known to tbe concholo- o’clock a . M as the time to hear and pass
• ?rviee Is disproved by official statistics.
Then a point is assumed as the true g:ave there are twenty drunkards’ graves. hast thou let me live to see this? Can it gist. Great blocks of granite and marble upon the same. All persons therefor hav
any objections to the allowance of said
— I'. G. Hubert in March Forum.
pivotal point of tbe entire area, and the It is on the increase Talk about crooked bethat these swollen hands are the ones that bave fallen overboard or been sunk in ing
—by which men mean tbe whisky that used to wauder over my face when foundered vessels have been found years account must file then> in said court on or
squares and the cities are ranged into I whisky
before
said day. as said administratrix wi 1
that does not pay tbe tax to government— rocking him to sleep? Can it be that thia afteiward completely honeycombed by then ask
the court to allow said account
A TYPICAL AMERICAN METROP north "moments” and south “mo 1 tell you all strong drink is crooked. swollen brow is that I once so rapturously these curious little borers, they themselves md to discharge lier from further liability,
being
imprisoned
in
the
cavity,
obtaining
ments,
”
and
added
and
abstracted
and
Crooked
Ota
rd,
crooked
Cognac,
crooked
kissed?
Poor
boy!
how
tired
he
does
look.
and
exonerate
tier bondsmen.
i
OLIS.
M A KG A HET M HODSON.
divided, with a lot of latitude and schnapps, crooked beer, crooked wine, I wonder who struck him that blow across their food from the water that flowed in
Administratrix of said estate
whisky—because it makes a man’s the temples? I wonder if he uttered a dying and out. Many explanations have been
Chicago is the typical American city longitude thrown in, until the eonelu- crooked
J. E. M auehs . alt y for said estate
path crooked, and his life crooked, and his ’ prayer? Wake up, my son; don’t you hear given as to the method by which they
in age, extent and development. Sixty siou is reached that at the intersection death crooked, and his eternity crooked.
bore
into
such
extremely
hard
rocks.
The
me? wake up! Oh! he can’t bear me!
If 1 could gather all the armies of tha ! Dead! dead! dead! *Oh, Absalom, my son, shell is known to contain aragonite, and
years ago the population of Chicago ac of such a latitude with such a longitude
Assignment Notice.
my son, would God that I had died for thee, some suppose that constant friction ena
dead
drunkards
and
have
them
come
to
cording to tlie government report, con the population would whirl round like
bles tbe shell to subdue the rock.
resurrection, and then add to that host all oh, Absalom, my sou, son!r”
a
top
if
the
proper
momentum
were
ap
sisted of three familes occupying log
Others, again, are of the opinion that
the armies of living drunkards, five aud
In he matter of the assignment of G. W.
TnE WORDS OF TIIE RUM FIEND.
ten abreast, and then if I could have you
cabins—to-day it is the second city in plied.
I am not much of a mathematician and the shell secretes some corrosive fluid Sappington for tlie lienefit of liis creditors
In oilier words the whole thing is a mount a horse and ride along that line for I cannot estimate it, but is there any one which dissolves the rock and enables the Notice is hereby given that 1 have been
the United States, having a population
review, you would ride that horse until be
quick enough at figures to estimate creature to bore its hole. Some of the appointed assignee of tbe estate of G. W.
of 1,250,000, which also entitles it to the Chinese ball of assumption within as i dropped from exhaustion, and you would here
under and in pursuance of an
how many mothers there are waiting for most interesting samples of its work Siijipington.
BE STILL A MINUTE AND LISTEN I
A< t ot tlie legislative assembly of the state
rank of seventh among the great cities sumption, the conclusion being the mount another horse aud ride until he fell something to be done? Ay, there arc many known to the scientists may be seen in the of
Oregon,
entitled
an Act to secure credit-;
greatest
assumption
of
all,
since
the
from
exhaustion,
and
you
would
take
an
pillars
of
tbe
Temple
of
Serapis,
Italy.
wives waiting for domestic rescue. He
of the world, the three log cabins men
ors a just division of estates of debtors, who .
and auother, and you would ride promised something different from that There the land became submerged long eoiivo to assignees for the benefit of cred-
tioned in the government report of six very statisticians who do tbo figuring other
along hour after hour and day after day. when, after the long acquaintance and the enough for tbe shell to doits curious work. tors, approved October 18th. 1873. All per
ty years ago have niultiplieti into a city candidly admit that they figurate on an Great host, in regiments, in brigades. careful scrutiny of character, tho hand and After a lapse of ages the land has now sons having claims against said estate are
of over 2000 miles of street frontage, a atmospheric base, saying that the area, Great armies of them. And then if you the heart, were offered and accepted. What risen, ami the holes with their empty shell hereby notified to present tlie same to me *
voice stentorian enough to make tliem a hell on earth a woman lives in who has a are plainly to bo seen, tbe marble pillars under oath, within three m »nth. from the .
river frontage of nearly 50 miles, aud a on which all the computations are had
all hear, and you could give the command, drunken busband! O death, how lovely being completely permeated oy them. date of tliis notice, at North Yamhill, Or. |
founded,
is
not
a
plane
at
all
but
a
G A DOUGLAS.
J
lake frontage of nearly 20 miles. Con
“Forward, march!” their first tramp would thou art to her, and how soft and warm These and other exhibitions of its work
Assignee of the estate of G. W. Sap-1
demned half a century ago as -an un spherical surface, to which different make the earth tremble. I do not care thj’ skeleton hand! Tao sepulcher at mid have caused ph o’as to be called “the shell
pington, formerly of North Yamhill, !
which way you look in the community to night in winter is a king's drawing room miner,” and, curiously enough, it is fur
Oregon, now of Tillamook, Oregon.
healthy swamp, the Chicago of to-day methods apply.
Be pure and bring your feet along if you want to be fitted with
Apply those different methods and day the evil is increasing.
compared with that woman’s home. It is nished with a lamp, a rich blue white light
Dated this 28th day of January. ISlil 5
boasts an exceptional sanitary record.
that
shines
over
the
entire
body.
Some
re
HEREDITARY
APPETITE.
not
so
much
the
blow
on
the
head
that
Tixe
Uaztest Stales of Siloes 1
^3 average rate of mortality', 11.49,com tile result would simply be one foolery
markable experiments have been made
I call attention to the fact that there are hurts as the blow on the heart.
!1
fl ■ J3B Mean be earned at our XFVt ibienfwork,
paring favorably with any center of in the place of another, the plain Bur- thousands of people born with a thirst for The rum fiend came to the door of that with the shells of pholas.—St. Louis Re- B
Which
has
Jtist Arrived at tl.e Opposition Boot and Shoe Store.
Efi » M fi k« s
rapidly and honorably, by tho*: of
________________
nfl
I I 111 !■ ■
ehl,rr *♦’’ younree eld, and In thdr
population of equal dimensions tn the face plan l»eing a teetotum plan and strong drink—a fact too often ignored. beautiful home, and opened the door and public.
■
I own heel t:-a,wherever they lire Any
F. DIELSCHNEIDER
some ancestral lines there runs the stood there .and said: “I curse this dwelling
D C 8 w/ E e ■■ I me can <lo th«- work. Eaay to le«rn.
world. A little over fifty years ago tlie spherical surface idea being to ascer Along
Interrupted.
We fumleh everything. We »tart yon. No rUk. Y'on can dr»ote
river of temptation. There are children with an unrelenting curse. I curse that
tain
a
point
like
tbe
ferrule
of
an
open
your sp;ir»- momenta, or all your time to the work. Thi» 1» an
Chicago was barely deemed of sufficient
“The other night, just as Robinson was entirely n« w lead,«nd brings wonderful »uccwea to every « other.
whose swaddling clothes are torn off the father into a maniac, I curse that mother
Beffinn r- are earning from
to f SO per week and u, wsrda,
area to be admitted to tbe dignity of a umbrella, from which we would all shroud of death. Many a father has made into a pauper. I curse those sons into getting down ou his knees t-o propose to a and
more afl- r a little eiperience. Wo cun fnnvih you the em
slide off with equal velocity into the a will of this sort: “In the name of God, vagabonds. I curse tho3© daughters into girl, bis suspender parted.”
ployment and teach you FKKE. No apace to esplain here. Full
city. To-day it comprises upward of
(nforruation
FKKii.
TRUE
A CO.. AlblSTA, HA15E.
-IIow unfortunate. I suppose Robin
two oceans, the great lakes, British amen. I bequeath to my children my profligacy. Cursed be bread tray and
170 square miles within its municipal
son was in a terrible rage, wasn’t he?”
cradle.
Cursed
be
couch
and
chair,
and
houses
and
lands
and
estates;
share
and
tniMMi.
* year 1« brfoff mad« by Joba R
“No, but tue girl was.”—West Shore.
limits. Twenty years ago the city was America and the Gulf.
Ooodwiii,Tr0y,K.Y.,nt mnak for u*. Reader,
shall they alike. Hereto I affix my family Bible with record of marriages and
IS THE MOST COMPLETE PRI.N’TINO £8TABLr8HMXNT
How much this elaborate nonsense ( share
j u«i may n.»t make a* n>«ih, bat wa can
hand and seal in tlie presenceof witnesses.” births »nd deaths. Curse upon curse.”
twieli yooqtd» kly how to earn from »5 to
devastated by a disaster uncqualed in
IN THE COUNTY.
Comment.
*IU a clay al «he ‘lart, aud morr aa you fo
has cost there is no telling, but prob And yet perhaps that very man has made Oh, how many wives are there waiting
on. B«»th arsea, ail apes. In any part of
modern history, a conflagration which
«11 CLASSES OF W0«K ARE TUENEO OVT QVKKLT AMO SATWAtTOMILT
\rneriea. you «1» eonjmenee at i>otua, fla.
ably one-tenth of the money would auother will that the people have never to see if something cannot be done to Aunt Jane (passing fashionably dressed f
0«t p»r L.ttw K m .», Not. two«». Memo. kMO. Mil Itn.i Ctre,t.n.
hiff all your tint«.or apare m»>n>«nta only to
destroyed nearly twenty thousand
lady)—D - j ;y inc! Where can that girl pos
rk
I.ew f.r.,.« lay BIRk for
■no Or«w Book,. DotM (.0 .Mw C«miMrei.l »link,, Ete.,
that Mta. <k-
make an accurate recount of tbe great read, and that bas net been proved in the shake these frosts of the second death off
.vrr) «.»rket
We at»« you. fornlablng
Hn », ul
torn*»«
HAttriH« A MEATH. Irwrtmn.
buildings, resulting in a loss of S200,- est center of population in the United courts. That will put in writing would the orange blossoms! Yea, God is waiting, sibly keep her p' ket in that tight skirt?
e. • .y ■bnr KASILT, SPEklrfLT iaafaarf
Bessie—She
a't, I guess; there’s room
Oo» ■ Cvt h’
TaVat.
Mcal.Mlll. UO^M
the
God
who
works
through
human
in
read
something
like
this:
“
In
the
name
cf
l
AKHCLLAllS
FKkE.
Addywa
at
*O«a.
000,000, of which, however, uot a trace
A IO.. lOKttdH). IUJ5U
though, in those Mg
States.— AVtc York World.
diseaso and appetite and death, amen. I strumentalities, waiting to see whether for half a
slzrr«! wf so:« — Warper’* Bazar
I
remiiiH today-
beoueath to mv ch Idreu my evil haMti. this natisa 1* aoluj te
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