beautiful and artistic; outdoors they T H E T E L E PHON E-H Et HST ER trouble him, but—and she pressed her are a horror and a disease breeder. Let rosy lips hard together and then entered M c M isxvii . lk . February THE - O regon . 12, 1SÍH TRIALS OF PREPARING HOUSEKEEPING. FOR Experiences of One Coiiple in Selecting a (tonne, Buying Furniture and Providing for the Kitchen by One Who Knows All About It. ODDS AND ENDS. Helena, Mon., with a population of only upon a disquisition as to the relative those who will sweep np and carry into 25,000, contains thirty-two millionaires. merits of the two sets—how ono was sub­ their homes upon their persons all the Use finger bowls with reason; they should stantial, but not quite in harmony with nameless filth of American streets. I follow the fruit at breakfast. the decorations, and the other, though won't. By all the gods, no! Bathe the lips occasionally with a liule Mrs. West Miller, of Indianapolis, has alum water, followed by a little camphor cheaper, was pretty and harmonious, and become the owner of The Cabinet Maker, might do until the time should come ice or glycerine. when they might need a larger house, a trade paper devoted to the interests of An imported grenadine has a close, firm and then they would have to change the furniture men of that city. She has mesh and silk embroidered floral designs anyway—and they decided upon the edited the paper several years, and has in the natural colors. done so well at it that she now has con­ cheaper outfit. An increased pulse rate indicates a fever­ ish condition, as it rises with every increase Other chairs, carpets, tables and the fidence enough in herself to buy it. like were passed in review, and both he Mrs. Mary B. Willard writes to The of temperature. Ammonia applied two or three times on and she camo to a pause, each waiting Woman's Journal that the great gain to for the other to suggest necessities un­ an American girl in finishing her educa­ a fresh cold sore will kill it. It will drive accounted for. The clerk helped them tion abroad is the marvelous improve­ it away if used when the cold sore is first out. They would find chamber furni­ ment in her manners, the increased con­ felt. It is estimated that from 90,000 to 100,000 ture on the third floor, back. So up they sideration she is taught to show to went, and when the whole list of fur­ women older than herself, and the low, deer feed in the forests of Scotland, and nishing was complete the clerk made out sweet, cultured voice in which she learns that 4,000 stags ore killed annually. William Schaeffer, of Linfield, Mont­ a statement. Ho paid the bill, and con­ to speak habitually. “For with every county. Pa., lias made a cane ot scious ot a great load off his mind step­ loud conversation with her friends in gomery 5,864 pieces, which he has presented to an ped out with her upon the street. There the street or railway car some native intimate friend. she reminded him that all manner of inhabitant will murmur under his The pumice stone was a writing material kitchen and table ware was yet to be breath, ‘Americans!’ ’’ of the ancients. They used it to smooth purchased. With a gesture of despair A certain newspaper announces the the roughness of the parchment or to he begged to be let off. death of Mrs. Amelia Townsend Mc- sharpen their reeds. ‘•That's your department," he pleaded. Tyere. the “relict” of old McTyere. Oh, Ex-Governor Ames, of Massachusetts, “You get what you want. Yon know dear! To think a woman should ever and his brother, F. L. Ames, are worth all about it, and I can’t do any good.” live to be spoken of as some old chump’s 110,000,000 and »25.000,000 respectively. Whereupon, almost tearfully, she be­ “relict!” It is enough to make a girl The right arm of a blacksmith is almost sought him to remember that they were forswear matrimony. hypertrophied, while the left arm, from going to live together, and that she disuse, becomes atrophied. Two women have lately patented in­ could never dy are four women. The school board of of the Countess Bandi, of the city of Ce­ Nottingham. England, has three women sena, Italy. One evening the countess felt members. And lady school trustees are an unusual drowsiness aud retired early, becoming so common in American cities her maid remaining with her until she had fallen asleep. Next morning when the as not to excite much remark. This is girl called to awaken her mistress she eminently fitting. Even those who see found nothing but the charred remains of no reason fur general woman suffrage the countess lying in a heap iu the middle must recognize the propriety of women’» of the floor; the uneonsumed portions— feet, legs, hands aid fingers—still glowing having a voice in school management. Making Rice Paper. IMMORAL PUBLIC MEN. The so called rice paper is not made from rice, as its name Implies, but from the snow white pith of a small tree belonging to the Franco Winks at Lapses Like Mr. I’ar- nell’n in Uer Own Statesmen. genus Aralia, a genus represented in the United States by the common sarsaparilla and the spikenard. The tree grows in I am very much amused at the Formosa, and, so far as is known, nowhere else. The stems are transported to China, amazement expressed by the Parisian and there the rice paper is made, which is newspapers at the developments in the used by nat ive art ists for water color draw Parnell affair. None of the French ings, or dyed of various colors and made into artificial flowers. Mr. llosic, in his journalists can comprehend why the “Three Years in Western China,” describes immorality in private life of a public the process of making the paper. personage should be held as an obstacle I was invited to visit a worker in pith after nightfall. Although somewhat sur­ to the career of that personage. It is ; prised at the hour named. I accepted the not so in France, else would Gen. Bou-! invitation. langer have failed to exercise any in-! On arriving at the house, I was ushered fluence over the voters of the nation, into a badly lighted room, where a man wus sitting at a table with his tools in and Gambetta himself would have been front of him. These consisted of a smooth relegated to private life long years l»e- stone, about a foot square, and a large fore his death, to say nothing of M. knife or hatchet with a short wooden han­ dle. The blade was about a foot long, two Thiers, from whose married life Ouida inches broad, and nearly half an inch thick took the plot of her novel “Moths.” In ! at the back. It wits sharp as a razor. fact, a prominent Frenchman is. Placing a piece of cylindrical pith on the thought none the less of, but rather the stone, and his left hand on the top, he rolled the pith backward and forward for more, for his breaches of the seventh a moment until he got it into the required commandment, and he is apt to an­ position. Then, seizing the knife with his nounce his love affairs of the left hand right hand, he held the edge of the blade, with much blare of trumpets and beat­ after a feint or two, close to the pith, which he kept rolling to the left with his left ing of drums, being even willing to in­ band until nothing remained to unroll; vent a few little romances of the kind for the pith bad. by- the application of the with himself as the hero if there are knife, been pared into a square white sheet of uniform thickness. All that remained none that are real. The attitude of tbe English public is much more respecta­ to be done was to square the edges. If the reader will roil up a sheet of paper, ble, it is true, and tends far more to lay it on a table, place the left hand on top, preserve the outward purity and dec­ and gently unroll it to t he left, he will have a good idea of how the feat was accom­ ency which form the wide difference between the literature and journalism plished. It seemed so easy that I determined to of France and England. One has only have a trial. Posing as a professional to compare the successful novels and ' worker, I succeedod iu hacking the pith plays of the past decade in the latter I and nearly maiming my self. A steady hand and a keen eye are re country with those of the former to | quired for the work, and hence it is that perceive the wholesome check exercis­ the so called rice paper is manufactured ed by public opinion In the one land i only at night, when the city is asleep and the makers are not liable to be disturbed. with the wholesale license permitted in Lots in the Oak Park AJDDITIOISr ARE SELLING FAST! It «A-rxd. I3-ad.ld.lxig* Is TTp. Soon Lots will be scarce and Command a Higher Price. Price Ranges »50 up. For full particulars apply to ' HE was goiDg J. I. KNIGHT A CO., THE INVESTMKItr Ok, to be married. So 49 Stark 8çJPortion!. *. Real Estate Agents, McMinnville. F. BARNEKOrP A OO . was he. They McMinnvUl» Flewiag ■*. were going to he married to each other, and he jw on d e r o d if • -A- /everybody in the car knew it. No young man ever became engaged »> with a more profound conviction that lie had won the most superlatively sujierior young woman in the world, and no man's pride in the event, therefore, could have been loftier; and he was counting the days to the joyful ceremony with all possible anticipations of happiness, vet there was a sneaking sense of discomfort in these preliminary arrangements that THE YAQUINA ROUTE shamed him. and which he conld not «1* throw off. He was sure that if he had been taking his best girl to a matinee no ■IC.UM TH,. **< one would have cast more than a pass­ ing glance at him and hi3 companion; D. M. F* rry & C o s now every man in the car was devouring Illustrated, Descriptive and Priced them with his eyes and smirking behind T. E. U«g-gr. eed annual liis beard. —AND— For 1891 will be mailed FREE j As for her, it was a delightful excur­ [to all applicants, and to last season’s I sion. The world might have stood aside k customers. It is better than ever. 1 the other. A Every person using Cardfn, fl to giggle as she passed, and she wouldn't S Flower or Field Seeds t $$ Jury Laws in England. But — and here comes the rub — there ' have known the difference. Her head M should send for it. Address ■ Bertie Sams, a drummer, says: When 1 is nothing on earth much more incon­ D. M. FERRY A CO. ■ was in a whirl and bubble of happiness, was over in England, in 1888,1 was unlucky VA DETROIT, MICH. fg and though at times there was a tremor 225 Miles Shorter—20 hours loot M Largest Seedsmen in the world enough to be an eye witness of a hotel sistent than British prudery. Mr. Par-: at the coming irrevocable step, she had nell, and before him Sir Charles Dilke, I fight, and was compelled to give evidence time than by any other routo. only to glance shyly up at HIM to be en­ at the Old Bailey when the man who have been hooted and hunted from I claw throagh pauenger CrejgM got the best of it stood his trial. The way public life, for conduct not one whit i tirely reassured. line from Portland and all point* in the WS- they selected the jury was amusing to s At last they left the car and walked worse than that of most of tbe princes : lamette valley to and from San Fiaactoee. man who lias seen a week pass while an along a side street until they came to a —VIA— effort was being made to get a jury. A of the royal family. That exquisitely j neat little house, which he had selected Time Schedule (except Sundays), number of cards were put in a box, shaken sensitive flower, English public opin- J after a weary round of experiences with heave Albany 12:20 pmlLoare Yaquina T a» up, and twelve drawn out. The names on ion, can endure with hardihood the] agents and delu­ Jorvalra 1:0S pm “ CorvanalO :3S •• these twelve were those of tho unlucky Arr vYaquina! :35 pm! ArrivAlbasyll lSaa sive advertise­ jurors, and the remainder of those sum­ fragrant and countless liaisons of the! O. At (’. traWiR connectât Albany aad Ce»- ments. The agent moned were formally excused. Among Prince of Wales, while smitten as with vallis. Express Tvains lx-ave Portland Daily the twelve was a lawyer’s clerk, who was a sudden frost at any revelations of of this houso was The above train* connect at Y aqciw * with _____ arrive . LEAVE very indignant, and who made three suc­ tbe Oregon Develop«tuent <’o’a. Lino of Slonar waiting for them Portlund 7.00 p in SanFranciseolO.;;> am ship'» cessive objections to serving. The first was radical misdemeanors. Duchesses can San between Yaquina and San Fmncbce. at the door, keys Fran. 9:00 p in Portland 9.35 am N. B.—PasnentferR from Portland and all WS- that he knew the prisoner well, and didn’t flaunt their lovers nml Countesses their in hand. He gave Above trains stop only at following sta ­ xmette Valley Pointe can make ck>M coea»e- feel able to approach the case without illegitimate children in the very face of tions north of Roseburg: East Portland, them one glance with the* train* of the Y aqüihà Rorm M prejudice. The judge gave him a killing society, and society will accord them ! Oregon Citv, Woodlnirm. Salem. Albany, tiou Allmnv or Corvalli*, and if deetiaed to See and smothered a glance, and told him he would have to. Tangent, Sliedd«. Halsey, Harrisburg, Jun­ Francisco, should arrange to arrive *1 Te^eiM smile of recogni­ The second objection was that he couldn’t not one invitation or one visiting card ction city, Irving, Eugene the evening before date of «ailing. tion. He knew afford to lose tho time, and this was over­ the less. British aristocrats may leave Kosebuig Mail Daily. them for going­ ruled. their wedded wives at home and go Sailing Date». ARRIVE LEAVE. with a clear white beat. The third took my breath away. He ar. to-be-married Portland . 8 XX) a m Roseburg... 5:40 p in imifb ¿¿riuu/L/ In the center of the heap lay the head, nounced that his house bad less thau flf travelling around the world with those Roseburg. 6 XJO a m! Portland . 4 :00 p m The Steamer Willamette Valley will aaU persons, and the the brain and chin being consumed, the teen windows, and he quoted authorities of other people and British prudery­ iron vaqcina . rr.OM .AW raiKt'iac« uncomfortably Alban, Local, Dall,. Except Sunday. V posterior portion of the cranium, with the to show that one of the qualifications of closes its eyes and stops its ears agaiust January llltli. January 25d. 1 happy young man knew that he knew it. ARRIVE LEAVE parts above mentioned, being all that was serving on a jury was to occupy a house 27th, '• Slat. The Woman About .Town. all revelations concerning their pro­ Portland 5: p in Albany.. .9: pin There was no betrayal on either side, left of the lady except a small heap of “fifteen windows or more.” By this a m Portland 9 : a m .5 "The Woman About Town” of Tha ashes. Two tallow candles that had been with ceedings. In fact, the present code of Albany. however, and the three began an inspec­ time the judge had fairly lost his temper, Passenger «nd freight rate« always Uie lew- I-- New York Evening Sun is Miss Helen blown out and left on the table were found and warned the embryo attorney that if he morality of English society seems to be [ Pullman Buffet Sleepers, tion of the house. She had said so many cat. For infoi mation, apply U Watterson, ti young woman from "the to be melted, the wicks remaining, which quoted any more obsolete statutes he "Princes and powerful nobles and great times that she would go anywhere in (\ C. HOGUB, Tourist Sleeping Cars, Gen'l. Frt. A Paa«. Agt., Oregon Panfir B. • west.” Besides the witty and thoughtful clearly proved that they had not been con would be committed forcoDtempt of court. ladies can be naughty as much as they the world with HIM that he was not a “WHAT’S THAT GOOD FOR?” For accommodation of second class j assen- Co , CotvaDta, Oreiron. sumed in the regular way. Nothing in the The young man subsided, and the case pro­ little startled to see how critically she i He desisted, anti after some further utterances of ‘ TheWOman About Town W B WEBSTER gers attached to express trains she prepares much other matter for the apartment had been injured in the least by ceeded. One of the city newspapers, com like, but the rest of the community , examined the minutest details. Gen’l. Frt. de P jm . Agt.. Oregon Itevelep»*** WEST SIDE DIVISION agony the outfit was completed, and the | paper, writes specials, reads MSS. and the remarkable ease of combustion that meuting on this episode, explained that must respect appearances.” While he was expatiating upon the ex­ salesman, as was proper, turned to her Alnntgomery street, Ran Francine«, CeL had taken place within its walls, but ev­ technically the young fellow was right. Between Portland and Corvallis. “Consistency, thou art a jewel,” is a cellent outlook from the front room she and asked where the articles should be does general office work. As a conversa­ erything —furniture, tapestry, bedclothes, The qualification is a survival of the old Mail Train Daily, except Sunday. was raising and lowering the windows; sent. She gavo the address of the little tionalist Miss Watterson is delightful. etc.—waa literally covered with a peculiar English practice of paying taxes on win proverb that ha» a good deal of truth i A DRIVE I.KAVR when he called attention to the tasteful house in the snburbs, and then the sales-1 She possesses a keen sense of humor and dump, sootlike substance which had even dows, a practice which leu to the closing in it, but that gem is certainly not , I Portland 10:10 n in from Terminal or Interior Points th 7:30 a m McMinn’ has always something bright and fresh penetrated the drawers of bureaus and np of thousands of windows, to the great found adorning the British treasury. McMinn’ . . 10:l<>am decorations she was cross-questioning man asked: Corvallis . 12:10 p n> to say on every topic. McMinn' 2:5« pm the agent as to the drawing qualities of j soiled the linen. annoyance of those who now occupy the Even Queen Victoria, th at most severe­ (’orvalli* .12:55 pm “What name, please?” McMinn’ 2:56 pm Portland . 5 -30 p ni Miss Watterson is a quiet dresser and Articles in a dining room adjoining were houses, although the tax has been taken the flues. And when ho pointed with "Miss J—; no—that is—I uieau—” pride to the cozy dining room, with the | and her blushes got in the way of any has a preference for sober browns and also coated with the slimy soot, a piece of off years ago.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. ly proper of all old ladies, and the chief At Albany ami Corvallis connect with of that sternly virtuous class, the Brit­ trains of Oregon Pacific. soft grays. She lives with Mrs. Abby bread in a cupboard being turned a jet slide connection with tho kitchen, she i further utterance. The Senate’s Orator». black on account of it. This was given tc Express Train Daily, except Buqdav ----------- 1 ish matron, did not hesitate to welcome Sage Richardson. darted away, and they found her turning He groaned and the salesman smiled. a stray dog, but was refused as if it had The senate contains a surprisingly to , her home a few months ago one of LEAVE. I ARRIVE. the water on at the sink and watching it poison. The Register adds that while “See here." -aid he. taking the sales­ Portland . 4 :40 p m J McM nn . 7.25 p m It is much easier nowadays fur a wo­ been small number of orators and an aston ­ escape down the drain pipe. Then there man aside, "you do all those things up the most immoral women in Europe, is the Line ts Take the countess was not addicted to the use of McMinn’. . 5:45 a m|Portland. 8:20 am were rattling of the stove lids, pulling at and 1'11 pay the bill. I ll giro yon my i man who can write well to get into st rong drink, she had for years been accus ishingly large number of men who ■«imply liecause that woman was a the dampers, peering into the washtubs I name and address, and some time next journalism than for a man who cao tomed to daily bathe her body in campho only with great difficulty and embar- jueen. She has refused to receive at rated spirits of wine. and a running fire of new questions week I'll giro you tbe tip when to send write equally well. assment occasionally speak small pieces her drawing rooms far more respect­ It it the DINING CAR ROUTE. It raw EAST AND SOUTH. about the capacity of the chimney and in public. The republican part of the able women than Queen Isabella ot Through VESTIBULED TRAIN* the stuff up. See? ” For tickets and full information regard ­ Are All Stars Like Oar San? other features of a range. Would it JAPAN’S WOMAN LEADER. Every Day la lhe Year to It must not be thought for an instant i chamber is lamentably weak in this Spain. ing rates, mans, etc., cull on the Company’s I have said this much about the sun be draw steadily in an east wind or on a that this harrowing experience preluded agent at McMinnville regard. Leaving out Ingalls and Wol ­ cause it is very natural to ask whether all the However, I must confess that I pre­ rainy day? Hov.- much coal would it any discomfort after that day “next A Fair Acitator Who 1» Attacking E. P. ROGERS stars arc like the sun? It used to lx cott, there is not a first class oratoi fer even these partial demonstrations uf ft KOEHLER. Caatoum of Centurle*. consume?' She hoped it would be pos­ week" when tho kitchen goods were de- Manager. F. e aecar something to look after up stairs, and quently has a bilious attack? She at­ radical party that is shaking the aged in­ swarms of little bodies, some of them, per- quence of the senators from that com­ English government to the reception ol ee can lie purchased at any il.ho' quired to secure it. And after they had She thinks she has eaten something that organization of her followers and lhe of these little purticles, and the average but nothing more, and old Mr. Dawes could not imagine why his appointee, ' office of tliia conmany. separated he walked at a tremendous disagreed with her, or that she has spreading of the propaganda. does not come up to the work of Daniel distance between them. So when we have Full information concerning rales, liaae What do Kageama Hidde and her people whom he knew to be a true patriot and pace to his office, mentally practicing “taken cold,” and it has struck into her a great many of these little masses closely- of traina, route, and other detaila furntohea Webster by a long ways. Edmunds is brilliant statesman, should have been wish? How do they try to induce others saying 1 ‘My wife” all the way. on application to anv agent, or internal organs in some mysterious, hazy to wish the same? How do they intend to packed together and moving rapidly they a walking battery- of sarcasm and irony held unacceptable for so slight a cause. FOB THOSE WHO CANNOT POSS1BI.T CALL 7- A 1> CHARLTON. The bouse had to bo furnished, and way. You would not dare tell her of get what they wish? Kagcama Hidde re­ will have an opportunity to strike one . lt , home treatment pl u i.a m i :, Axel General Tasaenger Ageai /Q slio of course was course, but it was the fit of rage that cently answered these questions with her another, and thus produce light and heat but is not an orator; Stanford can read However, the ambassador was sent to , soxai U THE liEACH OF ALLTnAT WILL CUT:: General OOlce or tho CampMg. *a. !•> in a greater degree than can happen in a speech, and so can Power and San­ Coventry so decidedly by London soci > to select the fur­ produced the bilious attack. She flew own pretty, painted Japanese lips. First St., Cor. Wnhlagtoa, fnrtaa4. *»«. INSTANTANEOUS BELIEF ANO A niture. He would off her head entirely in a fury; her soul “We desire no central government, but those other so called “stars” where the ders; Plumb is a good free hand talker, ety that after a very short stay in the j PERMANENT CUBE. dust is sjiarser and the motion less rapid. - have been wholly was like a black boiling pool, casting up self government. The organization of the and is a man wiio speaks with much The most speedy, positive and per.ua glad of this if it poisonous slime from the bottom. Her party is difficult. As we may not conduct J. Norman Lockyer in Youth's Companion. effect, but without much polish; Stew­ British capital be resigned his position ' netitcure for Catarrh of the Head, Asthma in disgust.— Cor. Post Dispatch. had not been for brain was in such a disordered state i it openly, we conduct it in secrecy. Most ’ Umbrella Making Iu England. and all Throat. Bronchial, Lung, Heart art drones and hums; both Hale and tho necessity of that the nen ous stimulus it ordinarily of our people are so fav behind the times i In this country a large number of people Stomach, Liver and Kidney Affection“ Only one in the United States. that we consider it best to proceed step by Frye can make pretty good speeches going with her to sends to the nerves was all dried tip. step. If ao be sure and call for your Irek»»» Nervous Debility, etc. Consumption, ir The end of it all will be communism - are engaged in the manufacture of uni without rising to the heights of oratory rii th» Out of 1307 cough syrups manufactur ­ assist in the final Thon the sympathetic nerve and other or something of the kiud. Of tbe radical brellas. We have no recent returns, but its various stages, permanently cured Farwell, McMillan, Sawyer and others choice. She de­ nerves that control the digestion conld movement we know nothing, because our in 1875 the numbers employed were: Un- • ed in the United States, but one has D r . A born ’ s O riginal M ode of T reat veloped an un­ not work at all. They were weak and papers are not- allowed to print anything der twenty years of age, 539 males and 89.’ j i do not speak at ail. The democrats are been found to be entirely free from opi went and his M edicated I nhalations mistakable timid­ flaccid, the stomach could not work, the about it. Our own views, too, may not be females; over twenty years, 2.552 m«ales I more fortunate. In Joe Blackburn, ates, and that is the California Positive gives instantaneous relief, builds up am revitalizes the whole constitution anti printed here. As t he law neglect« to for­ «and 1,909 females; in all, 5,895 persons. Vest, Daniel, Kenna, Gray, Voorhees, ity about shop­ and Negative Electric cough cure, system, thereby prolonging life. Weak ping of this nat­ liver could not act, and the silly woman bid tbe reading of our works, however, we ' These numbers must now be largely in | ■ Carlisle, Gorman anil Eustis—to say Birmingham alone employs l,O0C ; which is tbe best on earth for coughs, nervous, debilitated and broken-down -THE- ure, and before who flew into a rage has a fit of illness I print abroad «as many papers as our limited creased. people in this industry. Mr. Johnston, oi constitutions, old and young, invariably they srt! ini of Morgan, who can speak for colds, croup, etc. Sold by Rogers Bros. gain from tea to thirty pounds iu from do. rememl>er that bad temper causes tribute them among the masses. We are ' i three days and say something worth ‘‘WE’LL TAKE THAT.” their next excur­ thirty to ninety days. | sorry for the Russian uihilists. ixniise' brelha stand in the world. In his window *0 Not Quite Dead. sion he endeavored to impress upon her biliousness. Then if in her uncomfort­ I Michel's name is familiar to us, but we' there is a twelve foot rotary table contain­ remembering evtjry minute—the party D r . A born ’ s phenomenal skill and mar- able condition the woman intoxicates the desirability of conducting the affair of the right has some very good ing an assortment of 7,000 umbrellas and veious cures have created the greatest know too little «about her view* to say An old Union soldier tells this story fsloiishmcnt on the Pacific Coast and walking sticks. lie turns out every year speakers. just as if they had been married a long herself on tea the ill effect is doubled. i whether we indorse them or not. Tea in the quantities in which so many of a mule’s last kick: throughout tbe American continent, dur­ Ills posilively the shortest an* Rae* 1 “Most Japanese have very antiquated over 60,000 umbrella«.—Ixmdon Tit Bit«». time. Children and Trade. In the first division, second corps, we ing tbe past twenty-five years. Asthma, line to Chicago and the east and south aaJ “I don't suppose we can make it ap­ women swallow it works deadly injury i ideas. Nevertheless we must labor with to the nerves, the digestion and the com ­ the onlv sleeping and dining car th-oags Catarrh of tbe Head, and all Throat, Bron ­ i them if we are to revolutionize our polit- “Don't the children bother us?” said had a mule noted for bls wonderful Good Form in Fngland. pear that wo arc old stagers,” he said, line to "but it ought to be easy to givo the im­ plexion. It is a sad sight to meet in pub­ I ical system, .and wo must more forward j A worcl about, the etiquette of calls and a Felix street merchant in response to a kicking powers. In fact, he was ready chial and Lung trouble instantly relieved, al-.i Ear Diseases and Deafness often cured by little. Thus wo conducted our ■ cards. In England it would be the worst City, and ail Mtaaeatí pression that we have been boarding a lic conveyances and on tho streets ele­ i | little question. “Oh, a little, of course; bi t to give any one a kick, upon all oc­ permanently at first consultation. I)R. (»maha, Kantae agitation for a parliament, tbe advocacy of • Hiver Paint. year or so and aro now going to house­ gantly dressed ladies, whose attire three ; which was once a penal offense. Now we possible form for a gentlemau to call on an it pays to have patience witli them. casions. On the road to Richmond he A born ’ s essay on the “Curability of Con­ continents havo been levied on to com- i unmarried lady and ask the servant if she keeping.” have the parliament we «ask for more. is .at home. He must always ask for the Once enlist their trade and you have got his leg broken in a bridge, and was sumption,” and a treatise on “Catarrh oi Ita inaguificent steel track, unauipaoaea To this she sweetly assented, and they plete, with cross, withered, wizened, We are founding associations or groups • mother the Head,” with evidences of some ex- train service and elegant dining a*d only. A gentlemau is never asked sour faces. The clothing is a dream of set out to impress all manner of sales­ beauty, the face above it is so indecent for the elevat ion of the masses and the I to “call again soon,” but he is told, “I hope that of their parents. You rememlier I taken out of the team and shot, and traonl-'nary cures, mailed free. Call or deeping cars has honeeuv earned tor It *e title of men with that idea. When they got Jo that it ought to be ashamed to show undermining of tho aristocracy. We are we shall see a good deal of you.’’ In Eng that school master who said that be was to all appearances, dead, w'hen a address DR abo RN, the furniture store, which she had cour­ itself in public. Tea and temper havo calling for a government by the people, in ! land (cards are left only when the person ruled the village because be ruled the soldier ran up, siezed the mule by the I Fourth and Morrison St*., Portlaad, Oregon. which the lower classes will also partici- i called on is out. They are never sent in children, arguing that they ruled tlielr tail and exclaimed: ageously visited alone on a previous day, N otb .—Home treatment, securely packed, sent Vy it all, my sisters—nearly all, that pate. Wc wish equal rights for all, and! before the caller, if the person willed on is the first thing she did was to lead him to done Express to all parts of the Pacific Coaxt, for those who “Now kick!” is. Those are the women who have I we look for the supporters of this move­ at home. For husband and wife to have mothers who in turn ruled their hus­ t*n?ut poMibiy call in person. a remote department to look at a big bands? Well there is a great deal ol And the mule, having just one kick, Jthers may imitate.but nunc can aurpaaa h else to do than to care for tbe , ment naturally among the working peo­ both names on one card, as “Mr. and Mrs. easy chair which she thought would 1>« nothing Our motto Is ” al wav« on time." things of the body. They deck it ont 1 ple. They must I m * won at any price. A I Jones,” is very bad form. So it is for truth in that. A great many good re­ let him have it, breaking the soldiers Ul INVITED TO GALL FOB FREE CONSULTATION just the thing for him. small part of the Japanese people is very ! Ba sure and ask ticket eksd U for Ckbato unmarried ladies to have separate visiting “Yes, we'll take that,” he assented with the wealth and art of the ages, but ' radical, but only a small part. 1 am found- i cards of their own. Their names should tail businesses have lieen built up by law and sent him rolling into the ditch. ria tbU cslsbrated route and UM all only serves to show off the ugh- faces Hktrt. W H A. ing schools in which women are educated j be engraved under the names of their attentiion to what you might call tbe T le soldier never heard the last of be­ nervously. • the more. Beauty is from within out ­ practically. Onr party is called the Lib-! mother or of some other married female children trade. They make free with ing kicked by a dead mule. tb, A Waabtagtou atreaK Bartiaik* S* “Oh, hut you mustn't think, dear? ward. A sweet, loving woman nature, — erty party, and our organization is known ' everything about the store, to be sure ! she exclaimed, “that you must take it an innocent soul that thinks no evil, that as tbe group system. The present system ! relatiou. In England one’s address should always There is no end to the artfulness of just because I like it! That's for you, does not carp at or criticise a sister wo­ of government is bound to l»e upset by us, be on one’s card, in smaller letters, in the and get in your w. v, or romp, but I tell A ¿M2 you it pays to humor them. If you womankind. Tbereeomesa story from you know, and we mustn't be hasty in man, a strong, gentle, self controlled but bow soon 1 cannot say.” right lower corner, We might enumerate I buying things that must last ns so long. spirit, around this center infallibly will ‘ Kageama Hidde is .a schoolmistress by a thousand other peculiarities,but we have treat them roughly, you can reconcile Ridgeway, l’a., to the effect that a man ! Don't you see?" grow an agreeable face. Throw aside i profession. She has already been punished | cited enough to show that an American yourself to the fact that you loose that there while blowing smoke rings in tbe He saw. So did th • clerk, and he tea and temper, keep your hotly clean I by imprisonment for expressing her radi- citizen could not easily acquire what in family’s trade. The youngsters never presence of a young lady was surprised knew that tho clerk s: -. too. He trod and free to move as it will, take abun­ cal opinions. She is worshiped by the England is called “good form’’ without an forget that sort of thing. If you want to see her run her finger In one and tell' <5; i desperately to frame his lips to some dant exercise in the open air and sun­ mass of people among whom she elec­ expenditure of time that, could be put to a O/V SALK him “we’ll be married in the spring.” ; tioneers, not only for her kindness and to ruin a good business the safest way better purpose. — New York Ledger. such expression as "Very well, wifey,” shine, do all tlie good you can to every cleverness but also Cor her humility and ----- TO----- What could the poor fellow do except is to let the boys understand that they but no word of the desired character human lieing, and I give you my word simplicity of dress. Her hair is combed Bootli Was Smoking. are tolerated as long as they have busi­ to bow his head In meek submission? would come at command; so ho pinched of honor that you will become a beauti­ straight from her forehead, and lies in a Here is an amusing story of Edwin Booth More than one her arm, and she, comprehending, whis­ ful woman. This is my sermon. plain twist ou the back of her head. Iler and bis »lavish adherence to tbe fascinating ness and no longer. Wor»e than pered that she wouldn't do it again. underskirt is of unadorned dark silk, her cigar. A gentleman went to the theatre in house lias queered itself in that way. Why should women care to turn the overskirt is of unadorned silk of a slightly Philadelphia where Edwin Booth and Law­ Give me astore where tbe children come Leprosy is Catarrh, and there is but j There was an awkward pause, the clerk i PRICE 5O CTS lighter shade, and the cloth on her heed is rence Barrett were playing. He had oc­ standing by, noto pad in hand. Would heads of men? in aud Just act as If they owned it and one preparation that does cure that dis-1 A fashion column 1 have lately read unembroidered and white.— New York casion tc go behind tbe scenes. Suddenly the lady take the chair? She looked np ' ease, and that is the California Positive 1 IT IS THE BEST. ole E ST PAUL. ST. LOUS. he noticed n door that was slightly ajar. I'll bet that place is making money.” ! and Negative Electric Linament, sold . 1 EASIEST TO USE. K E at him; he was engrossed in studying a informs us that now no self respecting Sun. 3 fa 8 THE CHEAPEST. F From it proceeded dense clouds of smoke. woman will appear on the street in a AND ALL POINTS bronze statue that he couldn t have Fxciteinent A Sere« Coincidence. i by Rogers Bros. It also cures neural-' Instantly the visitor thought of fire, and bought had ho wanted it. So she flut­ dress that docs not touch the ground all Mr. Simeon Duck, of Victoria, British be paled as for an instant it dawned upon Runs high at Rogers Bros.' drug store i gia, rheumatism, headache, sprains,! tered an inaudible yes, and they passed around, and even trail a little in the Columbia, is a seveutb »on of a seventh him that he bad made an awful discovery. on. She had been divided in favor be­ bark. Will I do this? No; not if every sou. In 1867 he left Londou on the seventh Ur ra.-hed to the door and pushed it open, over System Builder, as every I ody is i burns and all pains. Try It and tell tween two sets of dining room appoint­ friend I have stops speaking to me. I day of the seventh month, and arrived in half • xpectiug to see flames. What he did using it. For Catarrh of the Stomach, your neighbors where to get it. ---- AT---- finttr little f .rt«ine« have be*nmtid«> at ments, and ho wanted to take the first won t do it, and this is my declaration of this country on the seventh day of the fol­ -e- a» Edwin Bootli seated in his dressing Dysjrepsia. Constipation and Impure work for w», br Anna Per». Auttlo, T-xae, and Jno. Boan. Toledo, OMo. Animals are kept upon the roofs of independence. Let those wear the nasty lowing month at 7 o’clock in tbe morning. room, puffing at a cigar as though bls life Blood and to build up the eystem it See cut. Oilier* are doing «a well. Why he camo to. When seeking election to the British Co­ depended upon it.—Epoch. not y-«w? Rome »am over f W0.00 a She could see, and worse yet, feel tho long gowns who like, and grow weak lumbia certainly jmssesses wonderful merit the houses in Lima, Peru, and it frt-; month. Yon cando ib« work and ike parliament he was elected by a ma­ let home, wh»r»v«r you are. Even be- quently happens that a cow passes htr tumult of embarrassment that was surg­ kneed. pigeon toed and splay footed in jority of seven votes. On the following when all speak so well of it. rnn»ra are »»aiiy t antinr from •* to lOaday All Weabow you how whole life on u roof, being taken up. GEO. S. TAYLOR’ TIckeAft ing within him. but she knew what was the effort to avoid climbing up their election he was defeated by the same myth­ SHILOH'S Vitalizer is what you need for and »tart you. Can work in «pare time skirts when they walk. I value the use Wby will you cough when Shiloh's cure ©r all th» 'irae. Big money for work- wise, bless her sagacious noddle! and she ical number. Mr. Duck declares the above constipation, loss of appetite, dizziness and there as a calf aud broughtdown finally _____________ar», f allure unknown atnonf tbmn. all symptoms of dvs; epsi« ; price 10 and 75 will give immediate reli u. 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