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THE TELEPHONE-REGISTER her laugh or how admirable her mind. I WOMAN'S WORLD IN PARAGRAPHS. ’ She will endure in herself pale cheeks, McMlXNYII.bE. O regon . leaden eyes, sighs and constant depres sion, and a mind too dull to understand January anything beyond the simplest communi cations rather than give np the slender waist which lies at the root of half her HYMEN VERSUS CUPID. trouble. Next to health and cheerfulness, the prime requisite for keeping yonr hus “ how shall a woman keep her band is to take caro of your mind. Make him feel that .HUSBAND’S LOVE?’ Thls, Kate Upson Clark Say», 1» a Hu- miliating Question to Most *Woiuen. Why Not Ask, “flow Shall a Man Keep His Wife*» Uve?" (Copyright by American Presa Association.] ODDS AND ENDS. The chief source of happiness to some Ts Tlier«» a Dressmaker Whose Sewing people is the aiding of unhappiness for Will Not Rip? I wonder if thero is a woman living others. whose sewing will not rip. One reason The Marquise de Lanza is-.reputed to be why the tailormade gown for women one of the best dressed literary women in has liecome so popular is that when once the country. made it “stays put.” Till it is worn out There is one society of boys and girls in the seams usually hold so tight that it England to protect anianals whichihas over will tear often before it will rip. When SO,000 members. will women's dressmaking hold together Any method which will keep the air from inside of the shell will preserve the like this? The gown made by the woman the eggs for a certain length of time. You're not like other girls. dressmaker looks pretty and stylish. Sho All bustle, blush and bodice. Cloves are so called from the French has pinned it in place here and “tacked" Men like to be deferred to. to have it there till it seems to answer the pur word clovis, on account of their fancied re their opinions consulted. They will pose very well. But wear it a dozen semblance to a nail. A. B. Hendry, 14 years old, is principal bear all the flattery which you can con times and you are lucky if the whole scientiously give them. But, this part side of your skirt does not rip out on of the public school at Antioch, Monateo of the matter once conceded, make yon suddenly some time. Tho beastly county, Fla. , yourself as nearly your husband's equal “tacking" comes out aud hangs in If one has a cold, and doesn’t know what to do for it, ail his friends can tell him; but j in mind as you can be. threads, the skirt facing tears out and Do not let him rappose for a moment trails in disreputable festoons after you that does not affect the cold. A clothes wringer can be easily cleansed | that you are not just as much interested j what is going on as he is. It is some on the street. After a gown made by a from the lint that collects on the rollers by in dressmaker has been worn three weeks saturating a cloth in kerosene and rubbing | times hard work to get up this interest it frequently has to bo sewed all over it over. , when the baby has the whooping cough again. This is why the man dressmaker Most of the buttons used on cloaks and ; and has kept you awake for several is popular. I adore women, but when coats are made from potatoes which have ; nights. But try it just the same, Yonr will they make a garment that won't been treated to a bath of sulphuric acid. 1 husband will admire you all the more rip? A monument to the confederate dead is j for your pluck. to be erected at Pensacola, Fla. It will Mrs. Elizabeth Hollenbeck, of Los Perhaps David Garrick's clever linos cost upward of $5,000 and will be about i on this subject contain in a nutshell all Angeles, Cal., has deeded $750,000 worth forty-six feet high. of property to found a home for poor that it is necessary to know: womeu and outcast children. This is Musk sachet powder sells at $1 an ounce Be gay and good humored, complying and kind; sandal wood at $1.50. Both are ex much better than if Elizabeth had given and Tarn the chief of your caro from your face to quisite to the senses, and revived for the the money to some theological seminary holiday trade. your mind. ’Tis thus that a wife may her conquests improve, to educate tliin young men to go out and A shoemaker is almost always round And Hymen «hail rivet the fetters of love. preach to women to keep silent in the shouldered, from continually bending over • K ate U pson C lark . churches. the last between his knees as he sews and The advisory board of the Federation hammers. Home Decoration. of Women's clubs has published a little Two brothers were wrestling at North In tho intense cold of northern and book explanatory of the aitus of the or wood, la., the other day, when one of them eastern winters tho inmates of a house ganization. The book says, “The fed was thrown with such violence that his hold find themselves dependent upon eration Is a solvent of tlio prejudice and neck was broken. windows, and tho first thought should misapprehension that often hold clubs Perhaps it is not generally known that be how to make them both comfortable and club women of different views, en the Prince of Wales is a collector of dogs. and attractive within and without. vironments and associations in a state of He is very fond of the canine tribe, and, among others, possesses some dogs with It is not the good fortune of all to narrow isolation.” black tongues. have an architectural home with win If you are a woiunn and have money Official returns of the Canadian seal fish dows of stained glass and seats built into them, hence the modest home keeper to give away bestow it in some enter ery show that 39,547 seals were taken the must devise sonic commodious arrange- prise that will benefit yonr own sex. past season, an increase of 6,000 over last Men have had enough done for them. year. Of this number 2,383 were taken off the coast of British Columbia, and 18,165 It is women’s t urn now. Members of the Boston branch of the in Behring sea. association of collegiate alumnae have Senator Joues has built a beautiful villa formed a political science club for study at Santa Monica, Cal., on the edge of a overhanging the ocean. There is an ing the theory and practice of govern bluff ornamental garden and a ranch of 30,000 ment. They have been investigating acres adjoining it. Mrs. Jones is so de socialism and anarchism. It is to be lighted with this new home that she has hoped they will not neglect tho govern determined to stick by it and keep away ment and constitution of their own conn- from Washington except for short inter try, but will be able at the close of the vals. It is always rather mortifying to a woman to read articles telling how to retain her husband's affections, when few writers, if any. evergo to the trouble to correspondingly inform a husband “How to Retain Your Wife's Affections.” It seems to be taken for granted that it is an easy matter for husbands to keep their wives in love with them. This is not as it should be. Every woman should manage in some way to make her hus band feel that her love, and not her mere faithfulness, is the sino qua non of hap piness for him, and that it cannot be con tinued to him unless his life and his love for her are such as to deserve the rich return which she desires to give him. A woman of tact and resource who genuinely loves her husband will take this attitude unconsciously, both toward herself and toward him, and the mutual rehuions of the two. if he be a true man, will be permanently adjusted on this ba sis; but there are thousands of wives, well meaning and affectionate women, who, since things are as they are, see their husbands slipping away from them day by day, and who would give any thing for the power to bring them back and hold them to the romantic fealty of their courting days. Such women as these have not de served, like the willfully giddy and per verse, to lose their treasure; they have only lieen dull and stupid. Perhaps while they have remembered the paramount instruction to keep their husbands well fed they have been too “tamely and truly tine.” or perhaps, while their households have been neat and well or dered, the strain of life has been too hard upon their tempers, and theirqnick words, regretted as soon as spoken, have created a breach. How can they regain what they have lost? And bow can they keep it when gained? Perhaps the strongest story which Saxe Hohn ever wrote is that in which she tells “How One Woman Kept Her Husband.’* Thero is some general truth in that striking tale, but the main cir cumstances were too exceptional to af ford much help to women at large. There are, fiowever, many truths regard ing the keeping of husbands, which everybody knows in a vagne way. but which few apply "to themselves. There are many men whom nothing could per suade to their dnty, to sav nothing of love, either liecause they haVe not the materials within them for honesty or nobility, or because they are not men of principle nor of judgment. But thero aro plenty of well meaning men, brought up upon traditions, who do not feel tho old glow of affection for their wives, and are not gentlemen enough to simulate it. They find other places more attractive than home, and without being either immoral or brutal they make their wives miserable by show ing plainly that the old love has gone out in their hearts. There is one fact which sneh wives ought to take to heart. It is this: In spite of all the lovely aud beloved in valids, of whom there are not a few, it remains true that health and happiness nsually go together. The healthy wife is oftenest the happy wife. “But," many a poor, broken woman has argued in defense of herself, “what if you had to be sick? What if hard work and anxiety and all sorts of wear ing little burdens had affected yon so that you could not help being sick?" This is largely nonsense. No woman, unless under a crushing weight of pover ty, or the desperate illness of a loved one, has any right to work too hard for her health. It is a distinct robliery of her household when she does this. She knows that there is nothing gained by sitting up night after night till the small hours to get the family mending done to suit her, or to put ten tucks in Cora Belle's petticoats. It is far better to occasion ally let a child wear an undamed stock ing and to let Cora Belle's skirts hang plain forevermore than to injure one's health. Ten to one the mother works thus from the insane desire with which some women seem imbued to pose as martyrs. Husbands do not, as a rule, love whining, complaining, weakly wo men. Many a wifo recognizes this truth after the mischief is done. Then she would “give a thousand worlds to cure" what a trifle would have prevented. Perhaps the quality which Tends the most to secure health, aud which endears one the most to one's friends, is the now unfashionable virtue of cheerfulness. Addison says: “Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health. Repinings and se cret murmurs of heart give impercepti ble strokes to those delicate fabrics of which the vital parts are composed and wear out the machinery insensibly.” “There is no greater crime,” says Thackeray, “than for a woman who is ill used and unliappy to show that she is so. The world is quite relentless about bidding her keep a cheerful Cace,” and tn spite of the bitter twang to this remark it must be accepted, if for nothing else than because it is a promoter of health; and because it will pay, cheerfulness should be cultivated. Sickness in the housemother disarranges all of the home routine; it “debases the mind," as one writer remarks, it makes people selfish and notional, it is not only a phys ical but a moral and mental plague, eat ing away all the beanty of life. A wom an, even if she cannot brace her soul up to the high pitch of taking care of her self because it is right, should regulate her diet, her exercise and her sleep aright, because thus she will conduce to the happiness of her household and be come more charming to her husband. In fact, it will make her more charming to everybody. Specially should she take care of her -lothing. "Drees as you did during the days of your courtship and your husband will treat you as he did then." lias been con sidered the infallible r.-.le for young married women. But this advice is in sufficient. Most yonng '.vomi-n dress far too tightly for a wife and a mother. "She must have moro than quicksilver in her veins," as poor Mary of Scotland said in regard to other circumstances, who can be cheerful and efficient as the head of a household in a tight gown. Drees neatly, carefully, becomingly, but always loosely. More infants have been puny and diseased, more mothers have been unable to suckle their little ones, and more husbands have lieen indirectly alienated from their wives through their tight dressing than from any other cause short of actual crime. “But," protests, the yonng wife and mother. “lam mortified to death tohare such a large waist.” It is strange to observe the qualities on account of which a woman is willing or unwilling to be “mortified!" She will be "mortified" at the size of her waist if it be large—no matter how red her cheeks, how bright her eyes, how merry BOSTON NOTIONS FOR A WINDOW, ment for herself. Wo discovered in Boston a refreshing window in a bed room, neat and simple and cool in its comfortable adornment. The window presented a recess of about six inches in depth. The casement and glass were per fectly plain, the former painted a soft gray to match the woodwork of the room. The window shade of cream Colored linen hung on a patent roller, adjustable by a single cord fastened at the center of the shade. A full frill of antique lace, six inches deep, was set across the foot of the shade. Ton-lion lace gath ered in bunches at equal distance apart wonld be us effective. An embroidery hoop was wound about with gay pink and olive green ribbons an inch and a half wide. A girdle of ribbon a yard long had been slipp ■ 1 through the hoop ami fastened firmly bv means of needle and thread at cither end on each side of the shade itself: this suspended the hoop, which was prettily garnished with a full ribbon bow with pennant streamers. The hoop proved a readier handle than the cord, in such danger always of be coming entangled in th- inside blinds or shut in in the closing of the window. A shade rarely springs so high that the ends of the riblxm cord may not be reached, even when it goes ‘ sky high" with a .sudden jerk. In the recess of the window was set a small bench or settee—such a settee of ordinary pine may lie bought at trifling cost at any house furnishing store—paint ed with yellow (T.incso enamel and dec orated with a spray of grape vine in oil colors, the leaves in dark, somber greens, and tho delicate tendrils of red dish tone. The chintz also presented a grapevine on a delicate lemon colored background, which covered the cushion or small mattress placed upon the bench. The covering may be bound about the edge with olive or yellow braid, and firmly stitched on the machine to keep the shape. Tlio light falling from the window across the surface of the settee renders the little seat more than invit ing when you must wait for a tardy friend, and feel that watching the space they must traverse to reach you hastens them. E mma M offett T yng . Beason's work to tell how many United States senators each state in the Union has. Rev. Juanita Breckinridge has been regularly ordained a minister of the Congregational church by the confer ence of Cleveland. O. She is a graduate of tlie Oberlin Theological school, and passed au excellent examination. It is a great satisfaction to find that most of the women who now seek to enter new fields of labor do not do so without thor ough preparation. The snide women in the professions are passing away, and in their place come ladies who are thor oughly trained in the schools and uni versities, who have proved their fitness for their chosen work by severe and searching tests. These are the ones who will bear onward and aloft gloriously the white standard of woman. Mi* Jennie Coulter, a Presbyterian missionary school teacher in Utah, goes armed with the sword of the Lord and of Gideon in her work. The Mormons have persecuted her and tried to kill her. On one occasion they tried to blow up a school house in which another Presby terian young lady was teaching, making the attempt while she was alone in tho building after school. Miss Coulter has begun teaching in a new place, Fillmore City, which is a perfect hornet’s nest of tho saints, and she believes that the six shooter may come handy. The Mormons became enraged at her for one thing be cause she said that in the rural com munities they lived on dried fish aud sage brush. She said this and sticks to it, and the Mormons, seeing she will not take back the statement, propose to si lence her by methods known of old to the Latter Day Saints. E liza A rchard C onner . The Cowboy’» Day Is Goue. I met a cowlx>y yesterday who was re turning from the western plains to Lis home iu Ohio. He was sad, and his face bore a doleful expression as he narrated the memories of happy ranch life never to be again. “The plains,” said he, “are nothing like they used to be. Instead of herds of buffalo and cattle they now have ‘boomers,’ scrub stock and scalawag dogs, and instead of cowboys, as in the past, the inhabitants are settlers who have during the past twenty years ‘squatted’ in nearly every state and territory west of the Mis souri river. “So long as they kept out of the grazing country we didn’t mind them, but since there has lieen such a demand for more land for settlers those fellows have crowd ed their society upon us until we had either to fight, get out or accept them as neigh bors. “I guess the general ruu of my kind of fellows would much prefer the first propo sition, but it doesu’t pay. As for the last, it doesn’t go at all. I know we are rough fellows, and maybe we don’t seem any better in the eyes of tho world than ‘boomers,’ but that sort of calculation is ‘agin’ us. 1 guess uo fellow ever made a MISS MATTIE SHERIDAN. success of ‘cow punching’ who was lazy,’ and I know I never met any fellow on tlie ITovr n New l'oi’k Newspaper Woman In range who’d live in a ‘schooner’ and starve terviewed Sullirun. his family sooner than work. A good Miss Mattie Sheridan, is a native of many ot us could get little herds and Kentucky, and only 22 years of ago. She keep at the business if it wasn’t for the formerly wrote for a Chicago paper, and ‘boomers,’ but as they’re coming we're go was on Tho Graphic for fimr years. She ing. I don’t think you’ll find many of the is a famous interviewer. Her winning old cowboys on the range after this year, smilo and pretty face are almost sure to and the next year you won’t know by vis open any door at which sho knocks, and iting what was once cattle range country (hat there ever was such a set as genuine when once over tho threshold her fas cowboys. Ti ”—Kansas City Times. cinating vivacity is so sure to captivate tho occnpant that she seldom fails to Brooklyn’s Poverty Stricken Tax Payers. get all tho information slie desires. People who visited the municipal build What she does not know about New ing in Brooklyn and saw the crowds stand York's four hundred need not bo told. ing in lino anxious to pay their taxes and MISS MATTIE SHERIDAN. She once had an interview with John L. Sullivan, when that noted slugger made he- wait until he had taken a bath and arrayed himself in his best attire before he would grant her an audience. In the course of conversation he said; “Miss Sheridan, 1 wish you could see my old mother; I know you wonld like her.” "Did sho ever see yon fight?" the young lady asked. "No. she couldn't stand that." he an swered. When tho interviewer rose to go Sul livan said: “Miss Sheridan, when I fight again yon shall have a private box at yonr disposal.” A nna R andall D iehi . No Place for the Faith Cure. One of the most humorous missives of the year is the proclamation of the gov ernor of equatorial Africa, addressed to Maine and other missionaries, “that cli matic conditions in Sierra I^eone are not at all suitable for believers in faith cure,” and that hereafter “missionaries must, em ploy a doctor.”—Lewiston Journal. get tho rebate allowed by law could not help noticing the poverty stricken appear ance of many of them. There were prob ably 1,000 in all, and certainly half of them looked like tramps. It was not only that their clothes were old and torn and dirty, but their faces were pinched and they had a hungry look in their eyes. Yet some of them paid taxes on valuable pieces of prop erty, one old lady named Cunningham handing over taxes on a row of tenement houses valued at over $100,000. Sho had on barely sufficient clothes to keep her warm, and her shoes were worn so that her stock inged toe stuck out quite a distance. “These people give us a great deal of work,” said a clerk in the tax office, “for they bring a handful of bills and silver here with which to pay their taxes. They probably take this in from day to day, and at the end of the year briug enough here to pay their bills. The consequence is that they dump in silver dollars and even half dollars on us, and it requires time to count it all. We lose probably a full day in this way, and those who are at the end of the line are out a day’s interest.—Nrw York Times. A Vanishing Prisoner. Warren Howard, of Americus, Ga., is a puzzle to the police authorities of that place. He was locked up in the station the other night, and when the turnkey opened tho ceil door the next morning Howard was gone, having apparently gained liberty by squeezing through a narrow space a full twelve feet above the ground. Several hours later, on returning to the cell, the turnkey found the prisoner in his old quarters. To cap the climax Howard pos itively denies that he ever left the jail.— Philadelphia Ledger. Parson Tom, and at the latter’s request attended a service at tlie little meeting house. HOW TOM UZZEL SET UP THE Uzzel gained tlie title of “Tlie Fight TEMPLE OF THE LORD. ing Parson,” by once taking oft' his Called to Marry Member* of tlie Sporting coat and whipping a squatter who Fraternity, Preach at the Funeral» of* tried to pre-empt the land on which the Wicked, and Console the Unfortu the Parson’s church stood. i Lots in the Oak Park t ADDITIOJST ARE SELLING FAST! nate*—His Church Bell—How he Met General Grant---Called the l ighting n arson. Women are not slow to comprehend. They’re quick. They’re alive, and yet1 is was a man who discovered the one i 1‘arsoii loin Uzzel was tlie first cler remedy for tneir peculiar ailments. Tlie gyman to set up tlie tents of the Lord man was Dr. Pierce. Soon Lots will be scarce and Command a Higher Price, in Leadville in 1878 and 1.879, when sin The discovery was his “Favorite Pre- j was running riot in Leadville. In I scription”—tlie lioon to delicate women. those days he was frequently placed in Why go round “with one foot in tlie . positions in which any other man’s Price Ranges $50 up. For full particulars apply to , grave,” suffering in silence—misunder- • life would have lieen endangered, but , stood—when there’s a remedy at hand . J. I. KNIGHT 4 CO., THE INVESTMENT CO., somehow l’arson Tom’s simplicity al that isn't an experiment, but which is 49 Stark 8t, Portland, Or. ways stood him in good stead, and Real Estate Agents, McMinnville. F. BARKKKOnr A CO.. | sold under the guarantee that if you made friends instead of enemies even McMinnville Flouring Miiif. are disappointed in any way in it, you among outlaws. Tlie wickedest men can get your money back by applying in tho camp respected him and gave to its makers. liberally to his church, and, ■ although We can hardly imagine a woman’s lie never succeeded in turning them not trying it. Possibly it may lx1 true from evil, they invariably came to him of one or two—but we doubt it. Wom when in trouble. en are ripe for it. They must have “If hell itself had opened its jaws in Think of a prescription and nine out those days 1 don’t believe Leadville ten waiting for it. Carry the news would have hesitated an instant," While Yeti Wait,” them! Parson Tom said one day. “There The seat of sick headache is not BUT CURES were no depths of vice to which it did tlie brain. Regulate the stomach and NOTHING ELSE. not sink, and its early record of crime you can cure it. l)r. Pierce's Pellets k t is second to none in any section of the are the Little Regulators. wild West. Tlie town was hell bent, ----- - — -a-------- THE YAQUINA ROUTE. and in most cases I think it gained its Indian Cunning. objective point." , l’arson Tom was called one night to C. H. Russell, an old resident of Ari perform tlie marriage ceremony of the zona, was at the Palaeo yesterday. In notorious “Doe” Baggs. The prospect sjieaking of the trouble among the In D. M. F bkry & Co’s Illustrated, Descriptive and Priced was not alluring, but Parson Tom, to dians he asserted that in his opinion T. ZE. Hoygr use his own language, “didn’t like to the most intelligent and at the same eed nnual —AND— For 1891 will be mailed FREE refuse," and lie went to the notorious time the most eunning, of the western o all applicants, and to last season’s dive, where the rooms above the gain- savages are the San Carlos Apaches. To customers. It is better than ever. Every person using Garden, bling-house beamed with light and them,, according to Mr. Russel, is due Flower or Field Seeds, A should send for it. Address splendor, and the wedding guests in the invention of the center-fire car D. M. FERRY A CO. rieli attire impatiently waited tlie com tridge. “During the outbreak some DETROIT, MICH. j 25 Miles shorter—20 hours leM Largest Seedsmen in lbs wo: IJ t ing of tlie clergyman, says tlie New eight or nine years ago,” lie continued ■RAJ*-.-7- ■ r time than by nny other route. York S'nn. Tlie bride, whose character “their arms were all Winchester rifles was not of the liest, was arrayed in of the rim-tire pattern, and they soon «¿'First class through pa-aenger and freight line from Portland and all points in the WIt conventional bridal attire of tlie most exhausted tlieir supply of cartridges. lamette valley to and front San Francisco. luxurious quality, and “Doe" was re They had plenty of ]>owder, bullets and —VIA— splendent in full evening dress. None j percussion caps, but they were not Time Schedule (except Sundays). lx-nve.\ll>anvl2:'2O pm.leave Yauuina 7 am of tlie minor fashionable details had available for breech-loading guns. The lorvalts 1 u't pin " t'orvallsl0 :35 am lieen forgotten. Tlie men and women cunning rascals had saved tlieir brass Ari vYiiqiiinal pm ArrivAlbanvll :13am were the entire sporting population of shells, and, with surprising ingenuity, O. & C trains connect at Albany aud Cor -Afraid of a Splurge. vallis. Express Tyains Leave Portland Daily One of the slickest games ever worked Leadville. For a moment tlie splendor they altered the hammers of tlieir guns The above trains connect at Y aqcina with by confidence men is that of buying a of tlie scene and the dignity of tlie | I.EAVF. ARRIVE. the Oregon Ilevelopeiuent Co'». Line of Hiram- and drilled holes through the center of farm. One of the pair looks over the coun 7.00 p ni SanFraneiscolO.lhani shin« between Yaqnina and San Franciaco. Portland. Î) :00 p m¡Portland 9.35 am try until he finds the man he is after, and bridal party almost staggered the par the shells for the caps,loaded them and San Fran. N. H.—Passengers from Portland »nd all Wil- he then buys the farm at the farmer’s own son, whose drawingroom experience used them during the rest of tho war. Above trains stop only at following sta aniette t alley Points can make close conn« tion with tlie* trains of the YaqnsA IfovTB at tions north 'of Roseburg: East Portland, price, paying from $50 to $200 down to bind had been very limitejj. But he sum It was discovered when they were cap Oregon Citv, Woodburni, Salem, Albany, Albany or Corvallis, ink if destined to San the bargain. Before the papers can be moned sufficient voice to unite the pair tured. They were, I believe, the first of Francisco, should ariauge to arrive at Yaquiaa Tangent, Snedds, Halsey, Harrisburg. Jun made out a confederate conies along, falls the evening before date of sailing. ction city, Irving, Eugene in love with the same farm, and offers the and ask for God’s blessing on tlie mat- tlie kind in use.”— Call. Kosching .Mail Daily. Sailing Dates. --------------------------- farmer $2,000 more than the other did. The riage. All present bowed tlieir heads, LEAVE. | ARRIVE SHILOH'S Vitalizer is what you need for The Steamer Willamette Valley will tail agriculturist sees a speculation here, and and Tom was^encouraged to elabora 5:40 p ni constipation. loss of appetite, dizziness and Portlaud . .8:00 a in. Roseburg. he buys the first purchaser off with a big FROM SAN FRANCISCO num v.vqtTXt. simewhaton his usual form of suppli all symptoms of dyspepsia: price 10 and 75 Roseburg. 6:20 a in'Portland . 1:00 p in December December 5th. loth. bonus. Then both men drop out of sight, ! cents per bottle. Sold by Howortli and Co. cation. After Baggs had kissed his I D pcpiu I »er 15th. December 19th. and the farmer learns something new. Albany Local, Daily, Except Sunday. December 24th, 1 let-ember 28th. I was stopping overnight with a Con bride lie slipped five twenties into tlie LEAVE | ARRIVE. FATHER KNEIPP’S CURES. necticut farmer who had sold out and parson’s hand. Portland . 5: p m Albany.. Il : |> 111 freigltt rate» alwayt th» low Passenger and i: a in taken $200 to bind the bargain. I was there Albany.. ..5: a in Portland cat. l-'or infoiniaiion . anplv to In those days marriage license were Going Barefooted Seems to Be the Chief , when the second man called with his C. C. HOGUE, Feature of Ilia System. Pullman Ihiffet Sleepers. tempting offer. He waited at the barn, not required in Leadville, and Parson i Gen'l. Fri. A Pas-. Agl., Oregon Paritìc K. ** If diseases are multiplying and compli and Uncle Jerry came in and said to Aunt Uzzel thinks that lie must have mar Co., Corval’i», Oregon. Tourist Sleeping Cars, cating, as most people think, it must tie Sally: \\ B WKB8TRB ried and remarried many persons to owned that the inventors of “cures” keep For accommodation of second class passen Gen’l. Frt. àc Pass. Agt.. “Seems like a chance to make a clean Oregon l'eveloputtui gers attached to express train' Montgomery Street. San FMncieco. Cel. thousand dollars. The first buyer says each oilier when they had tired of lip with them fairly. The name ot our WEST SIDE DIVISION he’ll take a thousand, and that’ll leave us tlieir lioiids. Nanas were easily chang latest benefactor is Sebastian Kneipp, his Between Portland and Corvallis. place the hamlet of Vorishofen, the same.” ed when occasion requireil. Whenev dwelling near Augsburg, and his state of life that I Mail Train Daily, except Sunday. “Did we ever have a thousand dollars all er tlie parson’s suspicions were aroused of parish priest. All three he has made From Terminai or Interior Points th at once-” she asked. LEAVE he always investigated to the best of famous throughout the Austrian empire Portland . i : “Never.” m , 10 “Ever have a chance to splurge out and his ability, but he invariably heard and beyond. Each year for a long while McMinn' 12 past the little village has lieen more and Corvallis make fools of ourselves?” stories that might lie true. McMinn ’ more crowded by Invalids ot every rank. “No.” Tlie bad men of Leadville always Herr Kneipp has built a hotel, at which At Albany and Corvallis con “D'ye think we’d do it if we had the sent for Parson Tom when death ap the charge per diem for board and lodgings trains of Oregon Pacitic money? ’ Express Train Daily, except S “Wall, I was thinkin’ of a new watch proaches, seeming to regard ids pres is two shillings, paid by such as can afford the extravagance. LEAVE. I ARRI and a broadcloth suit.” ence as ajdirect interposition'with the There is no fee for treatment, no sale of Portland. is the Line to Take 4 :40 p miMuMnn 2. p in “And I was thinkin’ of a silk dress and 20 a in “They died hard," he medicines, uo recommendation of patent McMinn’. 5 :45 a in Portland a new bonnet. Uncle Jerry, we dasn’t do Almighty. it. We’d splurge in less’n twenty-four said, “but they always wanted me [ articles, no ingenious device to extract the sufferers’ cash. Wealthy patients are ex hours.” with ’em." It is the DINING CAR ROUTE It tuns acted to contribute for the support of “Guess we would, Aunt Sally, and so I’ll Through VESTIBL'LED TRAINS Once there was a sad harvest of death their poorer brethren. Medical men not sell out to the fust man.” Every Day in lhe Year to For tickets and full information regard He sternly refused the second offer, and and the funerals to which Parson Uz only send patients from Vienna itself, but ing rates, maps, etc., cull on the Company's even when a thousand more was added he zel officiated averaged as many as six a doctors come to study the good priest’s agent at McMinnville was inflexible. The first purchaser never day. Like tlie old circuit riders he methods on the spot. These methods are E. P. ROGERS. in brief a return to nature. Herr Kneipp R KOEHUER, showed up again, and to this day the old 'No Change of Cars Manager. Asst. G. F. A P Apt couple are holding the money and have flung the thunderbolts of warning is satisfied that people generally consume Conilioscd of bIM.Vfl CARS the papers ready for the trade.—New York right and left, and tlie jieople who re an undue proportion of meat, and he recom (unsurpa’setl) Sun. ceived them wept bitter tears until liis mends more vegetables. White bread he coffee lie strongly disapproves; exhortations wore tini-Jied. Then they detests; The Indemnity Was Paid. i ‘ ri,iji9iiiRHvi\uiooMMi;i:i ’ERs tea is his special abomination. Invalids (Of Latest Equipment, > “I remember a friend of mine,” said went tlieir way. may smoke aud drink wine if they please. Squire Johnson to the delegate, who con A big Geiinan wiio kept a famous Fifty years ago the good priest of Vozis- TO! lilST SLE1TIKC CARS sidered himself funny. He went to a Best that can be eonytructeil and in beer garden at tlie corner of State and hot>n became convinced that the softness prominent jeweler on Fourth street, and ot our skins, above all of our feet, is the which arcomniodationH are (<»r hol purchased a watch for $50, receiving a writ Pine streets, frequently transferred the root of all bodily evils. Therefore, to be ders of First or Second-opts# Tick- ten guarantee that the watch would keep garden into a hall, where Dr. Gibiions, gin with, flannel is banished, together with good time for a year. If the watch failed an early Colorado reformer, and Parson all woollen materials for underwear. He ELERA.M Ml 1’1Hl HES. the purchase money was to be refunded. has devised or introduced a very coarse Continuous Line connecting with alt Well, my friend was called to Europe soon Uzzel gave temperance lectures jointly. ; lineu which scratches t he skin mildly and "Tlie proprietor would cover lip tlie keeps it aglow, while flannel enervates it. lines, affordiug direct and unin after that, and spent several months trav terrupted service. eling about various parts of the earth, and counters in a jiffy," according to tlie “Kneipp linen” is commonly manufact I it happened that he returned to Cincin parson’s description, “aud the exhorta ured now in Munich and Stuttgart. Con Pullman Sleeper reservations can be secur ed in advance through auy agent <»( the road nati on the very day the guarantee on his stant plunging in cold water is the second watch expired. Asking me to accompany tions would go on right lively for a rule. It must be a mere plunge, and to dry TIiniiKFli 1' ,nu 1IIHHUII TirLi'is lirKI|Min Ameri.A, 11 England him, we went to the jewelry store, and time, Imt we never accomplished much, the body is forbidden. Throwing on his und Europe ran l>e pun han d ut any ticket calling out the proprietor my friend laid for liefore our words were cold, licer clothes with the utmost speed, a patient office of this coninany. down the guarantee, which the jeweler Full infornuiiion concerning rate«, time was selling again as fast as it couhl be starts to run for a quarter of an hour, if he read and then expressed himself ready to of trains, routes and other details furni*hed lie able—at least he takes strong exercise. fulfill his contract. The watch was placed drawn, and the lecture was forgotten, on application Io anv agent, or At the end of that time his dip, his moist upon the counter, and was found to be The tinkle of gla.-s- always began l>e- ened linen and his scratched skin together A 1> CHARLTON. FOK THOSE V.no CANNOT POSSIBLY CALI.! T.l! Asst General Passenger Agrta just one half minute too fast. fore we had time to get out.” have generated an intense warmth vastly S0MI.I.V, HOME l iOIA lMEM I Ut U General Office Of the Company, No, 191 lb “The jeweler placed it carefully in & Firftt St., Cor. Wallington, 1’ortaiHl, Oi Parson Tom was summoned one day wholesome. The feet in especial must be IS THE REACH OF ALL THAT MILL (UVS drawer, and going to his safe counted out hardened. English doctors have begun to INSTANTANEOUS RELIEF ANO A five crisp ten dollar bills and passed them to a disreputable house to pray with an protest against the usage of covering this PERMANENT CUBE. to my friend with a smile. ‘Yes, but 1 abandoned girl who had lieen shot part of the body from early years. As soon don’t want the money,’ he stammered; through her right arm by a drunken as a child can walk its feet are incased in The most speedy, positive and perns ‘give me back my watch. It was only materials more or less calculated to ex ner.t cure for Catarrh of the Head, Astlima meant as a little pleasantry.’ ‘I have com cowlioy. The arm had to lie cut oft' at clude the air; and so they remain for life, and all Throat, Bronchial, I.ung, Ileatt the shoulder, and it was thought that If so be sure and call for your ticket» plied with my contract,’ replied the jew excepting only the hours passed iu cod Stomach, Liver and Kidney Alfiction-. via flic eler, ‘and I only meant a litMe business.’ the girl would die. That was one of dling ami softening them under blankets. Nervous Debility, etc. Consumption, iu ‘But I must have that watch,’ said the tlie few ini-lances, l’arson Tom thinks, It is this mischief which Herr Kneipp its various '.-'.ages, permanently cured thoroughly disconcerted funny man. sets himself to remedy. His patients— D r . A born ’ s O riginal M ode o i T reat ‘Well,’ replied the jeweler, proceeding with where the “seed sown on good ground men, womer and children—run barefoot ment aud his M edicated I nhalations his work, ‘I consider a watch that varies brought forth fruit meet for repentance” through snow, when snow can be found; gives instantaneous relief, builds tip am! only one half of a minute in a year worth for Kate professed conversion anil lived at other times in wet grass or cold water. revitalizes the whole constitution and more than $50. I will sell you the watch to become an holiest woman and at Half an hour of thia exercise is prescribed, system, thereby prolonging life. Weak —THE- for $100.’ So chagrined that he hardly I but the limit is reached gradually; then nervous, debilitated aud broken-dor. .1 knew what he was doing, my facetious faithful wife. Mollie May, the keeper the invalid hurries on his socks—of linen— constitutions, old and young, invariably friend paid over the $100 and pocketed the of a notorious house known as the Bon and his boots and sets off briskly for a gain from tea to thirty pounds in from M watch. ‘When you need another good Ton, asked l’arson Tom if lie would walk. It is needless to quote a multitude thirty to ninety days. watch give mo a call,’ said the jeweler of successful cures. Weak brethren may D r . AnoRN'splrenomenal skill and mar merrily as we took our departure. Well, perform the funeral service over tlie re be impressed by the case of a Rothschild, velov.s cures have created the greatest do you know, I have never heard of that mains of a baby born in her house. which has carried the fame of Herr Kneipp astonishment on the Pacific Coast arid It is positively the shortest and finial fellow doing a funny thing since.”—Cin Fifty notorious women followed tlie to these islands.—London Standard. throughout the American continent, dur line to Chicago and the east and South and cinnati Times-Star. little white coffin into the church. I ing the past twenty-five years. Asthma, the only sleeping and dining car through Where Polly Went. Catarrh of the Head, and all Throat. Bron ine to Parson Tom and Undertaker Bogel’s,' Wants Enormous Damages. chial aud Lung trouble instantly relieved, limali*, Knimaa City, and *11 .Missouri One summer eve Deacon Cole came into Mr. Pricu, a merchant who carried on who now lives in Denver, carried tlie! al<o liar Diseases and Deafness often cured Hirer Point. business for many years in Brazil, has coffin. “Tlie women cried," Uzzlesaid the town of Concord, N. H., and driving D r . up to the dry goods store at which he al permanently at first consultation. brought an action against the government I is magnificent steel track, im»urpasae<l of the French republic for the respectable while relating this incident, "and Rog ways traded, in front of which there were Aaonx's essay on the "Curability of Con half a dozen loungers, he inquired if any sumption. ” and a treatise oil “Catarrh ot '.rain service and elegant dining aud sum of £560,000 for damages he alleges to ers cried and I cried ’’ the Head, ” with evidences of some ex- deeping cars lias honestly earned for It the have sustained through tho action of a On that occasion Parosn Tom rode' one had seen his wife Polly that day. No Itleof French consul. It seems that some thirty down Harrison avenue to tlie cemetery one had, and he went on to say that she traordhiary cures, mailed free. Call or had suddenly disappeared about 9 o ’ clock address DR. A g ORN> years ago M. Prieu felt aggrieved at the action of the Brazilian authorities at between two of tlie most notorious in the forenoon and he had not seen her Fourth »rul Morrison St».* Portland, Oregon, Fl i< > Roya 1 Route since. Itaque in overcharging him customs dues women in Leadville. Note. - Home treatment, securely packed, sent Vy “Do you figure that she has skipped out?” on merchandise passing through his hands. All the golden dust of Colorado’s impress to ail parts of the Pacific Coast, for those whi •tliera may imitate,but none can surpass it The papers to prove his claim, according fortunes blew right by l’arson Tom. I asked one of the crowd. cannot possibly c<J! in person. “Hardly. Polly’s 57, you know, and as Our motto is "always on time." to the plaintiff's story, were intrusted to ILL INVITED TO CALI TC3 FREE CCNSUi TATIOx homely as a toadstool. ” lie might have lieen rich, but his lines ! Lie sure and ask ticket agents for tlekstr the French consul, but that functionary 4a this celebrated route and take non« In those j “But wimin is curus critters,” observed disclaimed all knowledge of them, and lay along a different route. i. W. II. MEAD, O. A another citizen. “ She might have goue off since then the documents have neither days the only smelter in tire place was to the nay burs’ in a huff.” , * Washington street, Portland, Or been seen nor heard of. For their loss and that of the money paid the original St. Louis smelter, but Par-1 “I’ve bin to all the nayburs’,” replied the deacon. as surcharge of customs he brought the son Tom remaineil to see ten more the house?” action against the minister of foreign af built. W. II. James, of the Grant! “ “ Searched Yes.” fairs, as the official chief of the consul whe smelter, one of the richest men in Col- ■ “Ain’t in the garret?" represented the French government. Al “No.” though he assessed his damages at the sum orado, was then keeping a little store “Ain’t dowu cellar?” mentioned M. Prieu informed tho court at Fairplay. Edward II. Eddy, anoth- “No.” that if the verdict went in his favor he'uid r millionaire, was using the pick and I “Ain’t in the barn?” not intend to claim the money from the re shovel at Silver Plume. Tlie bell in I “No.” \ ON SALE public, being desirous only of recovering “Nor in the smoke house?” the documents which have disappeared so Parson Toni’s church in Leadville, ■ — TO- “ No. ” mysteriously. The judges have, however, which occupies tlie highest point of any ! “Well, that beats me. Bet you ten to non-suited the plaintiff, holding that the Iiell in tlie world, was inqiorted from ; one she’s gone crazy and wandered off, or □ EMVER. minister for foreign affairs could not be For\ Boston by Captain Coojx'r, an old min- ■ else she has got tired ot you and skipped.” held responsible for papers intrusted to a "What’s the fuss here?” asked a tin ped subordinate. M. Prieu intimated his in er. Tlie 18*11 was freighted from Deu- tention of carrying the case to the court of ver, and was erected on the day of ded- 1 dler as he drove up. The facts were given him, and be turned appeal.—Paris Cor. London Telegraph. ¡cation, July -I. At 10 o’clock that1 on the deacon with: It has permanently cured thousands ST PAUL. ST. LOUIS. morning tlie Parson rang tlie lw-ll for I “Why. dang yer buttons, you don’t know i of cases pronouneeil by doctors hope Stratford’s Thrifty Vicar. even a little bit! She fell into the well, in ! less. If you have premonitory symp Its mellow lone vibrated 1 AND ALL FOINT8 The latest news from Stratford-on-Avon love feast. course, and you’d better hurry home and toms, such as Cough, Difficulty of church is that crosses are being sold there, over the bills, and everybody stopped j git her out!” Breathing, Ac., don’t delay, but use made from the wood of the old gallery. A to listen. An old miner took of his' The deacon drove away at a rattling , PISO'S CURE ron CONSUMPTION visitor to the place also tells me that she hat and said: “It sounds like Jesus! pace, while the crowd laughed at _ ___ his ____ ex- _ immediately. By Druggists. 2.7 cents. was invited to buy a photograph of the en pense, but the next day when he appeared , — Z^T---- ! Christ bad come to town." tries of Shakespeare's birth and marriage Rnn? little forftin*Bbavebeeii wiRdeat town 1 asked him if he had any news of Work fvr it«, by Anna Page, Austin, in the parish register. Although the rev The first passenger train which reach-! in T«K*a, and Jno. Bonn, Toledo, Ohio. his wife and he replied: See cut. Oiheni are doingaaweil. Why erend vicar makes so much of the church . ed Leadville over the Denver and Rio FOZEcTULi^lSriD, OIR. “Oh, yes, Polly was in the well all right1 not y<m? Some ram over »MW. OO a being “God's house,” and not Shakes mouth. l*ou ran do the work and live enough, and had lieen standing in water I i Grande road brought General Grant. | _ . at home, w h»rever you are. Even be- peare’s, it seems that he is uncommonly It Is Su.ild.ingr TTp PRESTON’S HEADACHE THE BEST S A OREGON DEVELOPMEN COM PANÏS STEAMSHIP LINE. East and South Southern Pacific Route SHASTA LINE. Through Tickets to all Points To all EAST AND SOUTH. An old elm tree in the academy yard, “set out by Daniel Webster” when a stu^ dent at Exeter, N. H., and known to all b7 chin a!1 ds?: ra,ber blamod me I old students and townspeople as the Web wide awake in utilizing Shakespeare when Leadville received the great soldier | ... , i . . .. , . 1 for not hearing her holler, but she got all all , ster elm was cut down last week. It was ever a chance offers of making money out with a celebration never liefore equaled ; 0Ter lt after beinB dried out,.>_xew*york j entirely dead. Its wood is in great de of the memory of that bard.—London in tlie Rockies. General Grant met | Sun. mand. Truth. Points East & South ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO ARE YOU GOING EAST? CONSUMP^i° East. North gtanen are eHwiy earning from • i to tlOaday. All Weihow you how aud «tart you. Can work In »pare time <.r all the tin»«. Bl< money Tor work er Failure unknown imonf then.. NEW and wnndarftil.ParUcuianfr««. H Hallett «£ Co >.,Box »BO Portland Maias South GEO. S. TAYLOR' Ticket Aflt Corner First and Oak Sts.