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M c M innville , O regon , T hursday , N ovember
Feb. 1,1889.
27, isso
VOL. II. NO. 42
HOLIDAY GOODS!
HOLIDAY GOODS!
Largest Assortment!
Newest Designs!
Lowest Prices!
A Few Words About Albums!
We want every one to call and ex
amine our goods. We are certain we
can suit you as to quality, assortment
and price. Our goods were bought
in the East, thus enabling us to sell
at Rock Bottom Prices. You are al
ways welcome; we assure you polite
attention and courteous treatment.
We have the largest and most var­
ied assortment ever shown to the pub­
lic, in Plush, Leather and Wood bin­
dings; and we are not going to carry
them over. Novelies in Pocket Mir-
rors, Nut Cracks, Gents' Traveling
and Shaving Cases, Lap Tablets, Etc.
Elegant Line of Perfumes
FOR THE HOLIDAY TRADE!
I
course, and the clasp was of porcelain, I
IT PARALYZED ’EM
fired into the black mass, and Thomas ;
SETTLED ALL DOUBTS
lighted tlie fuse and heaved the shell, i
rimmed, with gold. Thereby bangs a
talc. One clasp showed his classic pro-1 Native Careans Who Couldn't Un«lerstand A Siren« Man Who Gave Ample Freer
but in his excitement he missed the
-A.t ZsdTt. Ta’cor.
•THE FAMOUS'
that Ha was ue Fraud.
AN ARMY OF APES ATTACK AN boat.
I
file, and the other was adorned xvith a
CRUSADE
AGAINST
ROUND
Electric Light.
•■FertKn«’« Most Baaulllnl Suburb--
ADVETUROUS AMERICAN.
From the splashing in the water, 11
very
smiling
“
three-quarters."
Not
a
GARTERS WILL FAIL.
On the (lav preceding the arrival of a
For the treatment of Nervous Diseases,
knew that large numbers of the apes
bad idea, is it?
eepeaiallv those suffering from nervous ex-
When the United States warship circus at a certain good-sized town Lu
Ghoulish Glee of Giant Gorillas-—Singu­ swam off. I had scarcely fired when ’ Beautiful Girls win» Wear Diamond Be­
hauition’and prostration, chronic diseases,
Mrs. Harriet Hubbard Ayer lias a Trenton visited Corea a few weeks ago Ohio a “strong man,” who had a weeks
and all those who need quiet and rest, good
lar Success of Simian Scheming-—A Ves­ three or four appeared on the bows, and
beautiful
pair. They are of yellow elas-1 she carried the first electric instal­ lay-off front the museum circuit, drop­
spangled
Garters
—
The
Latest
Fashiona
­
nursing, massage and constant medical
sel Load of Vanquished Victims—Curi­ the next moment they boarded from
care. At Mt. Tabor will be fonnd pure air.
ble Gift—Purchase a Fine Pair for your ■ tic and the buckles are square and lation ever seen there, and the first that ped down on a visit to some of his rela­
MEXICAN CIGARS
absolutely free from malaria, good water,
ous Combination of Cunning and Cour­ every quarter. Their screaming and
' quite large. Five splendid diamonds natives ever hcaid of. Immediately tives. There was no discount on him
Rest Girl as it is the Correct Thing.
tieautiful surroundings and magnificent i
age—Wild, Weird and Wonderful.
chattering were terrifiic, and wc no
stand in a diagnul row across each after her arrival at the fort the Coreans a.« a “marvel of strength," and th*
views. Ample references given if desired. 1
SOLD BY--------
For further particulars, address rhe physic­
sooner saw the first half dozen aboard! Once upon a time, there lived a beau­ 1 square. Three vivid sapphires shine in flocked to her sides in their sampans, woodcut which pictured hint throwing
ian in charge.
We sailed out from the port of Bor- than we made a rush for the cabin. tiful countess in a distant land far one corner and a blood red ruby glows and manj’ of them were allowed on a bull over a six-rail fence was not
OSMON ROYAL, M. D..
Rogers Bro’s I neo,
107 Third Si., Portl and, Oregon, j
in tlie island of that name, in a From thatinoment we were lioieged and across the sea. There was a grand ball I in the other.
board. They expressed great surprise much of an exaggeration. .As soon as
Mrs. Aver's iniatials are traced in aud wonder at the many fine things it was discovered that he had no par­
■ schooner of ninety tons burden, to visit by such an enemy a« never captured a ' given at the court one evening, and the
‘ the islands to the north in search of sailing vessel before.
lieautiful countess was the gayest of all i red and white enamel, just above the they saw during their visit, and were ticular scruples against the flowing
GEO. RAMAGE.
The apes rushed up and down the the belles.
monkeys and parrots for the great
' diamonds.
delighted. When night came, however, bowl the boys set out to have a little
decks, pulled at every rope, and the
animal
dealer
at
Hamburg,
says
the
For the damsel who loves outre and the electric lights were set going, fttn. Early in the forenoon of circus
The
painter,
paper
hanger,
kalsoniiner
and
It
was
like
watching
a
bit
of
thistle
­
cl
Watchmaker
decorator can be found during the day hard New York Sun.
number of them must have been a full down blown alxnit by the autumn things there are serpent clasps, with they were filled with astonishment and day an alleged circus man waited on
at work, and will be verv willing indeed to
and Jeweler, give
We reached the bay the trader had thousand. Their racing about made breeze, to see her dance.
ruby eyes and a glttering diamond awe. They were shown the electric the “great Western giant;” and inti­
estimates and furnish designs tor all
•eeler I. «11 KM« .1 W.teMx. Imlry. P<«t«l War. classes of work.
On June 1, a shop will be told us of about 9 o'clock next morn­ the little schooner tremble clear to her
crest.
There’s a lovely little pair of bells, annunciators, torpedoes, etc., and mated that he was a fraud from way
Alas,
just
as
she
was
gracefully
ad
­
ClMU •*« SMCtaelM. MCMINNVILLE. 0«.
opened opposite the Cook house.
15-8t
ing. The shore pitched off into deep keel, and now and then their weight vancing toward her vis-a-vis, slie drop­ gold ones, with a pansy burnt in at once they believed the foreigners to back, and that his marvellous feats of
water, and we anchored with just room lurched her front side to side. Tlie ped her garter. It was a very pretty darker colors on the dull surface. Just be in league with the devil. A native muscle were tricks and delusions. This
H. BALLINGER,
enough for her to swing to the tides. scuttle to tlie fo’castle was secured, th? little snood of a dainty color, but as the below the sweet symbol of “thoughts,” would be told to press a button and a had the effect hoped for, and four or
This brought the stem of the craft hatches all fast, and the hoards over beautiful countess was as modest as she there are two delicately graven words bell would be heard ringing at a dis­ five glasses of beer did the rest.
within forty feet of tlie trees when the the cabin skylight had lieen nailed. was charming, she blushed dreadfully, —“A Moi.”
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
tance, whereupon the whole company
Roon after noon the strong man sail­
tide came in, but of course wc had to We heard them pulling and hauling, and scarcely knew how to hide her con­
The girl who wouldn’t think of tlie would rush to that part of the ship to ed down to the circus grounds to de­
the yawl to go ashore. I took my however, and every moment was an fusion. None of the gay court gallants giver of such an exquisite gift, early see who was’ ringing it. Finding no mand an apology. The jieople had be­
Office in Fleicher building. Third Street,
• ELSIA WRIGHT. use
man
and went ashore. The island was anxious one. They wrenched tlie i offered to help her, and tlie maids of and often, must indeed lie a prey to one there they would attribute the phe­ gun buying tickets and the circus offi-
McMinnville. Oregon
Carries tlie Largest Assortment of a perfect tangle. The trees grew al­ water-butt loose and rolled it around honor smiled disdainfully.
base ingratitude.
nomenon to lx> an evidence that the cials were too busy to talk, The way
, Harness and addies and also tlie
Garters are do riguer, as gifts, by the evil spirit reigned over the vessel. Some they ignored his presence made him
most as thick as they could stand, nnd the deck, and six cages of parrots were
The
king,who
was
dancing
near
her,
PR. J. C. MICHAUX
LARGEST STOCK IN YAMHILL COUNTY. the ground was covered with creepers broken up in no time nnd the bints noticed her distress. He picked up the way.
of the visitors made ineffectual attempts inadder than ever, and he started for
Harness of all kinds Made to Order. Re­ and rank vegetation.
killed.
The most demure of modern damsels to prevent the ringing of the bell by the entrance. The two men stationed
pretty trifle anil handed it to her with
Practicing Physician and Surgeon, pairing Neatly Done
When day broke and we could see a bow. “Honi unit qui mat >/pcn>r," he thinks nothing of accepting a pair from tightly grasping the wire in their hands there tried to prevent his Ingress, but
We made our way quietly as possible,
Robes, Whips and all the Necessaries as I fully believed in what the trader through the cabin side lights, the scene said.
her sweetheart 011 her birthday. The hoping in that way to head oft’the evil be threw one into a farmer's wagon
LAFAYETTE. OREGON
are Kept in Stock in Endless
had told me. When wc had reached was one of desolation. Every running
old, old legend, which is inscribed on so one wlio was playing such freaks for and the other over a lemonade stand
It
was
the
gay
court
gallants
who
Variety.
the landing I got my monkey traps rope had been pulled down, great holes | blushed then, and the maids of honor many of these delicious clasps, should their amusement. An electric primer and entered the tent. Rix of the dr-
Jpn.SI.’SS.
! ! Call and See Stock. Store on Third Street, from the schooner. These are steel were gnawed in the sails, and whatever
be a sufficient answer to the prudish. immersed in a bucket of water, was cus men now rallied on the center, but
suddenly looked very serious.
1 McMinnville. Oregon.
traps with padded jaws. We got six of they could break was broken. They j A few days after the ball, the king It is what the king said to rebuke the surrounded.by half a dozen dirty deni­ the struggle didn’t last two minutes.
S. A. YOUNG, M. D
I
them opposite the craft and the only- were still at it. Some of them were ’ instituted the Order of the Garter, to courtiers when the countess blushed.
zens of the benighted land, while an­ He flung them alow and aloft, as If
Physician & Surgeon,
bait we used was a red rag tied to the even gnawing at the deck planks. It , teach his courtiers chivalry, he said.
Tlie knowing damsel docs not wear other native was told to push a button playing with tlie clubs.
catch. Going on board I brought out a was clear that if left uninterrupted they j This all happened many, many years hers lielow her knee, be it understood. at a distance, whereupon the primer
M c M ixsvili . k .
“Hey, R-u-b-c!” sounded the tocaiu.
heavy rifle and fired three shots into would ruin the schooner above Isiard, ! ago, when Edward III was king, but There are two very excellent reasons exploded, throwing water all over the and every single mnn connected with
Office ami residence on 1) street. All
and
so
wc
raised
a
great
shout
to
draw
the
woods.
That
was
to
wake
up
the
the garter is still the emblem of the for this. First, stockings are so long surprised party who were looking ea­ the circus rallied in rc»pon*e. As they
calls promptly answered daj- or night.
B. CLARK, PROPRIETOR. apes, and it wasn’t ten minutes before their attention. It succeeded to a ! highest order of nobility in England. now that they would wrinkle hideously gerly into the bucket. Some Incandes­ came with clubs, neckyokes and wagon
we heart! from them. Shrieks and cries charm. It wasn’t five minutes liefore
There is more sentiment in a pair of unless gartered above the knee, and cent lamps were lowered far down into stakes the strong man looked around for
I. F. C.1LBBLATH.
ft.
K. K. OOfCIIEB. i
___ _ ___
and calls resounded through the forest, they wrenched the planks off tlie sky- i garters than in all the rest of a woman's then it is whispered, that a tight band the water, and suddenly lighted, no
some weapon. There was a long tailed
Furniture of all the Latest Styles made to and the ajies fairly swarmed down to light. The sasli was a heavy one and I apparel combined. All the poets have
Calbreath & Goucher.
below the knee will produce an un­ one being near, the natives were filled bulldog lying under the sacred cow’s
order In Oak, Ash or any Wood
the shore. The colored cloths angered the panes small, and even when they > sung their praises, and there have been sightly bump where there should he a with horror, and without stopping to cage, and he grap]s*d him by the tall
PHYSICIANS ANO SURGEONS,
desired.
and excited them to the highest pitch crowded upon the sasli to the number , successful plays based upon this theme. graceful curve.
look at the uncanny switch-board, and widened the circle and finally
M c M innville ,
-
-
•
O be « on .
of fifty it bore their weight. Holding Yet there has arisen in the land a
There are griffins and cupids and all which they regarded as an important broke through it, smashing every man
FINE WORKMANSHIP A SPECIALTY! and their coming was like that of an
I Office over Braly’s Bank.)
I enraged mob of human beings. The my revolver close to one of tlie panes 1 I ruthless iconoclast who declares .hat sorts of mythological ladies and gentle­ part of the evil spirit, they hastily who opposed him. When clear of the
•
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advance guard had scarcely appeared fired three shots, and this cleared them garters must go.
men, whose sole alm in life seems just scrambled over the sides of the vessel circle he pushed a baby elephant off her
Orders iaken for all Linds of work and before they rushed upon the traps In off. From tlie great chattering above
Tlie dress reform women have been now to form a pretty garter clasp.
and hurried away from the devil and legs, upset a candy wagon, tore down a
satisfaction guaranteed. Call at factory great fury, and to their own great sor­ we knew that three of the gang were agitating the question with a fevered
Otero,
the
idol
of
the
hour
in
New
the Trenton.
section of scats about forty feet long and
and see spec ¡mens of furniture.
SURGEON AND HOMEOPATHIC
row. Every trap received a victim and killed or badly hurt. We tried it again excitement and enthusiasm worthy of York, wears beautiful garters. Some
ap|teared outside to exclaim.
PHYSICIAN.
in
about
five
minutes,
and
now
wc
THEY WANT TO FIGHT.
Do not buy without first seeing, trie furni­ each victim screamed and shrieked
a better cause. The anti-garter brigade of them are buckled with just a big,
“All fraud and delusion, is it? Hav­
Office at B F. Fuller's drug store. Resi­ ture manufactured here in your own state and jumped about in the inoat exciting used Iwtli revolvers and peppered four declare that tlie very foundations of round very astonished looking O—all
Rome women in Galicia. Austria, en't any moral right to my title, eb?
dence, first house south of Baptist church, and conntj-
or five more. From that on they kept health arc sapped by the invidious made of diamonds.
manner.
lì. CLARK.
have sent to the emperor a petition Well, mebbe I haven't, but I guess thia
McMinnville. Or.
I don’t know whose fault it was that clear of the skylight, but we knew they clastic which stops circulation and
The windows of the jewely shops cer­ worded as follows: "Hire: We women crowd won't dispute iL"
the yawl's painter, which was made were watching the doors.
works mortal evils. They praisa tlie tainly cast grave doubts on the proba­ of Galicia, prostrate at the foot of the
And he pulled the ticket wagon over
Prices Consistent with Good Work.
On each side of the companionway I I beauty and utility of the side elastic in ble success of the antl-garter movement.
fast to the starboard rail amidships,
throne, present this our ardent request, on its lieani ends, flung a bale of hay
waB not securely fastened. No one had was a pane of glass over an opening j glowing terms, but it’s nil no use.
There are cheap ones for twenty-five At present, whereas every man, young into a aide show and took the middle
MCMINNVILLE NATIONAL BANK. given it any thought until we suddenly four inches wide by twelve long. I! Invectives and entreaties are alike cents and there arc extravagant ones or old is liable to military sen-ice, we of tlie road to walk l>ack to the hotel.
.Sample rooms in connection.
smashed
out
one
and
Thomas
the
oth
­
saw the yawl drive to the mango bushes
vain. Garters are growing prettier and for one and two hundred dollars, but women often more robust and courage­
; Corner Third and C «treets, in Bralv block.
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stern first. There was no surf In that er, and we began shooting. The crowd prettier, and tlie woman who can de­ they arc all made in the dear old fash­
ous than effeminate men, think we The ladle« have a apecial department
m ’MINNVH.LE, OREGON.
little bay, and the tide would have made at us, seeming to lie perfectly sert a fetching pair of silk elastics, with ioned way—round as a [symbol of eter­
la now fitted up in first class order.
ought not to lie excluded. The arms devoted entirely to matter interesting
held her there if the apes bad taken no reckless, and several were shot as they a fascinating clasp, for a couple of hid- nity and as indestnictably jxipulnr ns now in use are well made and easy to to them. Yon should ’«ul»«cribe immr.
Transacts
a
General
Banking
Business,
Accommodations as good as can be
action. The boat was no sooner within tugged at the barrels of our rifles. In ious rubber straps, which tear the top the true lover’s knot.
handle. We therefore pray your maj- d lately.
ound in the city.
... J. W. COWLS leaping distance than fifty of the ani­ half an hour wc had the decks covered
President....
of the stockings, or else have a blood->
I
esty
to institute a corps of Amazon vol-
8. E. MESSINGER, Manager. 1 Vice President........... LEE LAUGHLIN mals sprang into it, and as it reached with dead and dying, and the beasts curdling fashion of letting go at critical . If you want to read the T elephone -
The Talmage sermon published ou
| unteers.
'Cashier.................... J. L. STRATTON the bushes it was held there. For the liegan to show signs of being demoral­
Thursday after delivery, Isa feature not
moments, is indeed a stoic.
< R egister for a month so as to form an
M c M innville
Sells sight exchange and telegraphic next five minutes the screams and yells ized. An old grayhead, who had been
Mrs. Langtry lias exactly three opinion of it before subscribing, take The T elei ’ hone -R eoibter free for possessed by any other Oregon news­
-transfers on Portland, San Franco and New of the apes prevented speech.
concealed behind the foremast, finally and twenty pairs of garters. She ccr- advantage of the offer made this week, four weeks.
paper.
t York.
peered out, and I put a bullet into his tainly does not believe that one can have
After
a
few
minutes
all
the
apes
but
Collections made on all accessible points.
CARLIN A* HIGH, Proprietor!»
one left the boat. The tide would turn head. He fell over with a scream, and too much of a good thing. However,
Interest allowed on time deposits.
Goods of all descriptions moved and care­
until five o,clock, and we had nothing with that every ape that could move they were all given to her, so that may ,
Office hours from 0 a. 111. to 4 p in.
hit handling guaranteed. Collections will .
to do but wait and watch. I made a sprang overboard and made for shore. j explain this seeming prodigality. There |
ix made monthly Hauling of a.l kinds
At your request I purchased samples of the Royal Baking
shell out of a tin can filled with powder Wc waited awhile liefore leaving our
»tone cheap
diamond buckles, sapphire buckles, •
THE COMMERCIAL STABLE I and bullets, and the fuse to this was to quarters, but reached tlie deck to find . | are
monogram buckles, but prettiest of all
Powder in open market, which I examined chemically and
be lighted by Thoma« when he could that they had departed for good. 1 is a pair of delicate buckles of dull gold !
Gates & Henry. Props.
II. ( LAY BURCH,
heave it into the boat. When the tide There were forty-two dead apes on the ■ which bears a .«lender lily in white en-
McMinnville,
-
Oregon.
compared with a number of others bought at the same time.
began to draw the yawl oft’ shore the schooner, and wc finished six who ' amel. The four leaf clover is a very I
were
badly
wounded.
Our
lioat
had
ape
left
in
charge
took
a
turn
with
his
j
popular
brand,
to
speak
cigarishly.
It
Real Estate, Collection, Insurance
The package not only contains full weight, but an excess of
grounded on a smaller island half a is made of dull gold, with a queer,;
tail around a bush and thus held It.
and Employment Agent.
At sundown there was a little breeze, mile away, and after we had recovered mysterious sort of design in one corner, i
2.5 per cent. I detected no impurity or adulteration, and I
and we could have left, but I wanted it we got the chaps who had been in
No one knows "-hat the artistic
Everything New
the
traps
so
long.
They
exhibited
tlie
the apes in the traps and the captain
means, but it looks occult, and the silk
consider this baking powder to be uniform, pure, reliable and
Money to Loan
And Firstclass. wanted his yawl. As it grew dark all greatest ferocity, but were handled the elastic is yellow, so it must l>c the luck­
the crew went below, saying it was worse for it, and we finally got them iest kind of a garter.
equal if not superior to any I have examined.
Anv business entrusted to me will receive S|H'ciul Accommodations for Commercial
none of their fight and one of the Bor­ safe on board. Then we turned to on
prompt attention, and SATISFACTION
Biack is worn a good deal, but yel­
Travellers.
GUARANTEED.
neo sailors declared with much vigor the schooner, and it took us two full low is the reigning favorite. A pair of
I Corner Second and E Streets, one Block
and much Brief that be had recognized days to get her in sailing shape. From saffron garters is as good a mascot as a
; from Cooks hotel.
Orricz with \V T SHttmarr.
an uncle in the ape I had killed. An­ the hour tlie beasts left tlie craft we did heart shaped pin, and every one knows
other had seen his brother, and the not catch sight of a single one during that will kill the most persistent “hoo­
II. J. I.ITTI.E.
W. ». SHlBTLEi r.
cook fairly cried nt the thought that our stay.
doo.,’ There are heart clasps too, in
hi.« favorite son who had been dead
silver, in gold and in precious stones.
Mr.
Stanley
has
not
been
lavish
in
SHURTIEFF 4 LITTIE,
five years, might have turned into an
A particularly dainty design is one of
hl*
praise
of
Emin,
but
quite
the
re
­
House.
Sign,
and
Ornamental
Painter
ape and be waiting to destroy bis affec­
MeMINNVILL, - OREGON
two hearts, intertwined in some mystic
verse.
It
is
almost
equal
to
abusing
a
‘
tionate father. Thomas and I remained
wax-. One of them is of forget-me-not*
The Only Sign Writer in the County.
on deck to watch, and at 8 o’clock we dead man, as Emin is so deep in the ; in turquoise, and the other is of mar­
wilderness
that
he
cannot
hear
his
ac
­
Homes fitted up in tlie Neatest and Most heard and saw enough to prove that
guerites, in enamel. Then there’s the
Artistic Style.
the apes were moving In concert and cuser, and therefore will not reply.
big heart of solid gold, with a rising
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Designs furnished for Decorations.
i in a large body. I tried to get the crew
The farmer's alliance should try its sun at the bottom. The sun is a dia­
I Remember Paper Hanging umi Inside Fur­ up, but they refused to come. I bad a
influence in the making of now rates mond and the rays are rubies.
nishing a Specialty.
double-barrelled shotgun and Thomas proposed by the railroads in the west.
There was a pair of garters finished
On Short or Long Time in Sums to suit. Work taken by Contract orbv the Day. Ex­ was to throw the shell if they came The constituency of the alliance is
in a certain jewelers last week which
perienced men employed.
Lowest Kates and no Commissions.
near enough. The boat was suddenly quite as much interested in tlie matter j wa« not displayed in the showcase.
Third Street. McMinnville. Oregon.
seen moving along our port low. I as are the railroad«.’
They were of silk elastic, yellow of
INSURANCE NEBOTIATEO.
OftemM,
o/CWArriw-
COTTAGE SANITARIUM !
SMOKE
BESIEGED BY BABOONS.
La International
WM. HOLL,
¿‘j
■■“ Furniture Factory,
J. D. Baker M D.,
The St Charles Hotel
TRUCK AND DRAY CO.,
Livery, Feed, and Sale!
J. B. ROHR,
MONEY TO LOAN
Improved Farm Property
I find one pound of the Royal to
contain 200 cubic inches more
available Carbonic Acid gas
than the best of the others.