ODDS AND ENDS. CONVERTED BY A SMASHUP. catry on brain work while holding fieri slit to a perfect circle. The cornea Is cirildren or attending to common house- tinted according to the artist s fancy, Locomotive Ttacioerr Trits now j It takes two men two hours to wind the M c M innville , - O regon . hold tasks; but such powers are rare, I and also according to certain conven- ] A Former He large clock in tbesteepleof Trinitychnrch, Became a Pneachcr. and to be met with only once or twice in . tional rules of Mongolian art. Thus the Henry Barnhart, of Pendleton, tells New York city. November - - ]89o • generation. It will not do for the great-------- eye of * ~ a good of “ a the Rev. J natured 1 dragon is nt A cynic remarks that the average board­ following story of his conversion: mass of women workers to think they light uranium green; of an imperial “During thirteen of the best years of my ing house keeper has never been able to dragon bright gold, while that of a de-1 can accomplish the same. life I was employed by different railroads And the store that keeps good butter. The most successful women of today structive or deadly one is a gloomy red. in the capacity of engineer. Railroad men Ben Butler once supported himself by SOUND COMMON SENSE know One distinction will appeal much I as a class are very reckless, and some of making chairs for thirty cents a day. His this. They do not try to do too much. They have got to give up more to the brunettes of our race than I them, I am very sorry to say, indulge in an annual income now is said to be 000,000. something—somewhere. They know to the blondes. Human eyes are always extravagant use of profanity. I was no At Montichiari batteries of artillery us EVA LOVETT CARSON WRITES OF to the general rule. 1 smoked, ing smokeless powder kept up a fire for they have to pay a certain price for suc­ brown. To the oriental mind blue, gray exception chewed, and took an occasional drink of THE BUSINESS WOMAN. cess, and they count the cost and pay it. and green orbs are those of the great stronger fluid than water; in fact I was a half an hour without their position being And any woman who would be success­ carnivorous animals, and brown and typical railroader. That tells the whole discovered. black thoso of humanity, deer, ante­ story. My besetting sin was, however, a A petroleum engine has been introduced Some of the Most Absurd Things Are ful in art must do the same. She must I lopes, cows and the higher and more violent temper. At the least provocation in a lighthouse in Scotland for working find from what she can take the time Spoken and Printed About Women I would fly into a rage, and fits of anger the siren of the fog signal apparatus re­ and strength to accomplish her purpose, lovable members of the brute creation. Who Make Their Living Along Lines cently instituted. The size of an eye in embroidery de­ even threatened my health. and then decide if the game is worth the of Competition with Men. Prince Bismarck has 103 decorations. “The last two years of my railroad life 1 pends upon that of the figure to which it candle. Let no one lie deceived by such items belongs. The largest dragons used on worked on the Union Pacific railroad. Men The diamond star given him by the late [Copyright by American Frees Association.] czar of Russia is worth (50,000. are usually very superstitions, and whether “A few years ago a mail dying sud­ as rhe one heading this article. Every ( wearing apparel are about two feet long, it was superstition or realism I have never The best kind of cheap jewelry is of sil­ I and are supplied with eyes three-foir s woman with a conscience, while trying i denly left nothing but a tolerably pros­ been fully able to determine, even with the ver, for the reason that it is more likely to perous flour any any other route. if she, from inclination or necessity, as­ the riding habits of American women. The dead soldier in the trench had been ing as nature, and we have servants and pires to be a business woman let her do They prevent the wind from blowing overlooked after the fight, and had sat guides who are more like the jieople of First class through passenger ami freight it: hut do not let her imagine that she the dress up, and at the same time pro­ there in the awful attitude of deadly con­ Thibet than of India.—Frank G. Carpen line j O" from Portland and all points in the Wil­ duce a better effect in both the set and flict until the flesh shriveled away, the ter ’ s Tzetter. can attend to her house and family the lamette valley to and from San Francisco. worn uniform fluttered about a skeleton, the draping of the article. These same as the ordinary woman, who takes empty eye sockets glared along t he leveled A National Need. Time Schedule ¿except Sundays), no part of her time to paint, or write, or weights, excepting where they are gun barrel, and a grinning skull took the The people of this nation need just now [.eave Albany. .1:30 pm Leave Yaquina 6:45 am sell flonr. She can't do both. Nobody leaden shot, wear a garment out very place of the resolute face that had fronted Leave Corvallis 1:40 pm LeaveCorvallislO:35 am rapidly. to pay much more attention to improving ever did, though it may he in the paper charge of a brigade! Yaquina 5:30 pm Ar.ive Albany 11 ;10 air. their bodies; we have a reputation for Arrive At some early period an ingenious the O. & C trains connect at Albany and Cor- a thousand times. Underneath this pen and ink horror is brain force, but it must needs be supported Chinese dressmaker must have replaced written: “Three months after the battle of by healthy and vigorous bodies, or we val’is. For the woman who has no family The above trains connect at Y aqcina with the way is clearer, and she can write or them with little metallic mirrors sewed Spottsylvania Court House.” The skele­ shall never be able to maintain our posi­ the Oregon Developenieijt Co’8. Line of Steam­ go out to sell flour with no self reproach on the outside of the cloth. The earliest ton in the trench had been found by a tion among the nations of the earth for ships between Yaquina and San Francisco. about the neglected work at home. She ones on record were polished silver, young officer of the Confederate engineer superiority. Every consideration of per­ N. B.—Passengers from Portland and all Wil- seut to take survey notes on the sonal happiness and national welfare anti aniette Valley Points can make close connec­ can hire her clothes made, and pay her brass, steel and tin. Today when glass I borps, tion with the trains of the Y aquina I’ oi te at field. Almost the entire top of the dead boajd, or her servants to do the house­ is employed it is imbedded in a small soldier's head had lieen taken off by a shell greatness urges ns to think seriously upon Albany or Corvallis, and if destined to San bnt comparatively heavy metal frame this question of physical development, to work, feeling that she is doing her whole fragment. He had evidently died without seek for truth, and having found it to I Francisco, should arrange to arrive at Yaquina duty to man. the quiver of a muscle. The officer who profit individually by Its teachings.—J. F. the evening before date of sailing. Sailing Dates. sketched tho figure of this dread sentinel Walker, M. D.. in Jenneys-Miller Magazine. For the woman who discovers, when The Steamer Willamette Valley will sail of Spottsylvania drew a dramatic picture she already has a family <>n her hands, i of scarcely less intensity than that of the FROM YA QI IN', that she can write or paint as well as Value of Olil Papers. November 1st, ‘ Roman sentry found at the gates of Pom another it is a hard fight, if she is a con­ Along with a last year's bird ’ s nest do J]]A\ Nov< mber 9th. November 5th. pell.—St. Ixiuis Republic. scientious woman, to get the necessarv men rate a lwtek number newspaper, yet November 2»>tli, November 15tli. civilization finds more uses for the latter November 30th, time to devote to what she longs to do. November 24tk. Results of Cutting the Sermon Short. than a Chinese cook for the former. Al ­ She tries to do it at night, and is upset * The Rev. Dr. Smyth's sermon at Center most every one has beard that a newspaper Passenger and freight rates always the low­ all the next day in consequence. She church Sunday morning was unusually spread between the bed blankets affords est. For i il’otniation, apply to Messrs. Hl’L- tries to do it in the morning, and finds short, and us a result confusion was more protection from cold than an addi­ ¿ a NACO. , Freight and Ticket Agents, 200 the baby sitting on the ink bottle, and Oregon; or to caused. tional blanket, and without adding the And 202 Frci.t street, Portland, C C. HOGUE, the other children walking off with her The man who is employed to pump the uncomfortable weight of the latter. But Acting Gen ’ J. Frt. A Pas«. Agt., Oregon Pacific organ had apparently gone out for a stroll, I have seen a bit of domestic economy lead pencils. R. ** Co , Corval is, Oregon. believing, on the strength of previous ex­ practiced by a tramp so clever as to maku When her children are to depend upon « C. 11. HASWELL, Jr., perience, that his services would not in this one pale. He wrapped his feet iu Gen'I. Frt. A Pass. Agt., Oregon l>evelopmen< her work for their bread and butter that any event be required before 11:45; and newspapers, of which he had plenty, in O Montgomery street, San Francisco. CaJ. settles the question. But she must put when the pastor announced the closing lieu of stockings, of which he had none. them out of her anus to do it. The hymn about twenty minutes earlier than “Will that keep your feet warm?” I asked. thousand things that only a mother can usual the organist found that his humble "Better than all wool hose,” he answered, do must go undone, or be done very in­ coadjutor was missing. There was a de­ and truthfully. As a chest protector a SPECIMEN OF CHINESE EMBROIDERY, differently by somebody else, while she lay of a few moments, and then one of the folded paper under the vest will ward off Special Agent and liacking. These little mirrors are male members of the choir was seen to pneumonia.—Good Housekeeping. works. When it is only a matter of ability or cut in many shapes, triangles, lozenges, hurriedly disappear in the direction of the inclination to do the work it is not easy circles, hearts, clover leaves and hexa­ pumping room. A few seconds more and Johann Sebastian Bach's piano has just to decide liow far she has the right to in­ gons being among the more popular. In the organ began to sound. lieen overhauled by a maker in Gohlis. It Few of those of the church attendants is of Saxon manufacture and of wonderful dulge herself. The message she has for a few cases where they are made to order of New York. who are accustomed to ride to and from the world must be great indeed to war­ they are cut into designs and even ido- church found their carriages awaiting tone. After Bach's death it passed into Loans on Tontine, Endowment, the possession of his son Friedemann, who graphic characters. rant her in stepping over the duty that them when they were ready to return and Distribution Policies, A commoner pattern imitates an ani­ home, the coachmen as well as the organ sold it to Count Boss. Some twenty-five lies next in order to deliver it. There years ago it became the property of its are instances on record where a woman's mal's eye. The iris is black and follows pumper haring miscalculated the length of present owner, Herr Paul de Wit, of Tx-ip or Bonsiit for Cash genius was so great that she was able to nature in its shape, varying from a mere the sermon. —New Haven Palladium ai«-» East and South THE TELEPHONE-REGISTER OLIVER CHILLED VIA Southern Pacific Rout»—, SHASTA UDE. AND Express Tyains I«ea\ e Portland Daily arrive . leave TEEL BLOWS I TEEL r LOWS ! Both Wood and Steel Beams. S Portland 9.00 p m San Francisco 7.45 am San Fran. 9:00 p m Portland 9.35 am Above trains stop only at following sta­ tions north of Roseburg: East Portland, Oregon City, Woodburm. Salem, Albany, Tangent, Shedds, Halsey, Harrisburg. Jun­ ction city, Irving, Eugene KoRebutg Mail Daily. ARRIVE LTAVE. Portia'id . . 8 ;00 a ni Rosebui Roseburg. 5 40 p w Rosebnrg. 0 a m 1 Portland ..... ... 4 :00 p m Albany Local, Dallp Eicept Sonbap LEAVE ARRIVE Portland 5: pm Albany. Albany. ...5: a m Portland .9: 9: pm rib Pullman Buffet Sleegen, Tourist Sleeping Cart, For accommodation of second class passen­ gers attached to express trains WEST SIDE DIVISION FLOWS ! Between Portland and Corvallis. Mail Train Daily, except Sunday. LF.AVK Largest Stock in the County to Select from ARRIVE Portland . « : 30 a m McMinn’ 10:10 a m McMinn’ 10 IO a in Corvallis. 12:10 p m Corvallis 12 «V» p iu McMinn’ 2:Mpm McMinn’. o 56 p m Portland . 5 30 p m At Albany and Corvallis connect with trains uf Oregon Pacific Express Train Daily, except «Sunday ____ ARRIVE. LEAVE. Portland . 4 :40 p m McMnn . 7.25 p m McMinn’. . 5:45 a nf Portland. 8 :M0 a m MONITOR GRAIN DRILLS AND SEEDERS Through Tickets to all Points EAST AND SOUTH. For tickets and full information regard­ ing rates. mai>8, etc., cull on thel'ompiny'a agent at McMinnville. R KOEHLER. E. P. ROGERS, Manager. Asst. G F. A P A<1 From Temimi or Interior Points the Simplest Gear, Lightest Draft, Best Force Feed on Earth I ¡8 the Line to Take To all Points East & South It I» the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runs Through VESTIBULED TRAINS Every Day tn Ihe Year to GOLDEN AGE DISC HARROWS AND CHICAGO Cut out More of Center Ridge than any ST. PAUL (No Change of Car») Cfliiiliost il of IHHMJ CAIX other Harrow made. ( unsurpassed ) PrilMI.MDiLlWIMUlOonsLDHItS (Of Latest Equipment,) TOI RIST SLEEPIW CARS Best that can be constructed and in which accommodations are for hol­ ders of First or Second-cpiss Tick­ ets, and THE STEEL KING ELEtan ltd ('«ACHES. A Continuous Line connecting with all lines, affordiug direct and unin­ terrupted service. Spring I th Harrow. Pullman Sleeper reservations can be wear ed in advance through any agent of the road Tliroiitrli To Alnfril fr01"1,11 1’o|nt' lllllHIgll TirLett I KM itl England and Europe ran be purchased nt any ticket office of this cotnnany. Full information concerning rales, time of trains, routes and other details furnished on application to anv agent, or A D CHARLTON. Asst General Passenger Agi nt Our sales on these harrows are very large, and increasing every day. It is the finest Tooth for Summer Fallow made. Tie"sr General «inter or the Company, No, 1X1 First St., Cor. Wallington. Portend, Or. -I. G. BALLINGER & <’(>., ARE YOU GOING EAST? OXS. H so be sure and call for your tickets via the Lots in tho Oak Park —THE— ADDITION ARE SELLING FAST! -¿ù-rtâ. It Is Eviilciing' it is positively the shortest and fin :»l line to Chicago and the east and south and the only sleeping and dining car through ine to TTp. Soon I-ots will be scarce and Command a Higher Price. Omaha, Kannas City, and all Mliiouil Hiver Point. Buy ZLT otxz TSefbxe Too I_iS,to, It« maguificent Btecl track, uniurpatwil Irkin Service and elegant dining and lleepine rara has honestly 6arued for it the :ltleffl Price Range« $50 up. For full particulars apply to J. I. KNIGHT * CO., Real Estate Agents, McMinnville. THE INVESTMENT CO., 49 Stark St., Portland, Or. F. BARNEKOFF A CO.. McMinnville Flouring Milla. The Roya 1 Rout < • i Ubera may imitate.but none can surpass it Ouf infitto is “always on time “ 11» Jure and ask ticket agents for tieketi r. " ’■ celebrated route and take non« WiH MEAD. G A 1 ON SALE DR. ABORN OREGON DEVELOPMENT COM­ PANYS STEAMSHIP LINE. y N Notice of Fianl Settlement. p ’ to — 7 DENVER. NOTICE is hereby given that the uiuler- signed Executors of the estate of Mary Elizabeth Murry, deceased, have filetl their final account of their administration of' said Estate, in the County Court of Yam­ hill county. Oregon, and said court has fixed Dereniber 2.1899, at 10 a m. o’clock of j ST PAUL, ST. LOUIS. said day at the County Court room at Mc­ Minnville, Oregon, as the time and place AND ALL POINTS for hearing the same. Therefore, all persons interested in said Estate are hereby notified and required to appear at said time and place and show caiibe. if u‘»»y there be, why said account he ; — AT---- not allowed and said Estate finally settled and said Executors discharged Dated this 15th dav of October. A. D. 1890 I R R Ml KRY. PORTLAND, OB.. I. W. MURRY. Executors of said Estate. 1 F, W. Fent<»n, Att y for estate. GEO. S. TAYLOR’ Ticket Ají. , (10-10 41) South. East, North — 1^-.^ KtiE THOSE WHO CANNOT POSSIBtl CALL PEK 8 oxai . lt , hone ------------------- -- ------- ---------------- — Guardian's Sale of Real — Corner First and Oak Sta Estate. treatment placed with ­ NOTICE is hereby given that the under­ signed Sarah A. Skelton, Guardian of the | Estate of Clara O, Skelton, a minor, by vir­ tue of a license^and order of «¡ale of the The most speedy, positive and perma County Court of Yamhill County, Oregon, nent cure for Catarrh of the Head, Asthma j duly made and entered of record in said and all Throat, Bronchial, Lung, Heart Estate, in said Court, on the 7th day of Cc- Stomach, Liver and Kidney Affections, • toiler. A. D.. 18JK», will, on .Saturday, the Nervous Debility, etc. Consumption, in [ 15th day of November, A D.. J899. at one ’clock in ill»» afivrnoon oHsaid day. duly its various stages, permanently cured, [o i I sell at public auction, for cash in hand, to D r . A born ' s O riginal M ode of T reat the |,- lgi , t ,M ,. idder in fron | o ( mknt and his M edicated I nhalations I house ■ ................................................... floor at McMinnville, in said County gives instantaneous relief, builds up and I all the right, title and interest of said Clara revitalizes the whole constitution and O. Skelton, »aid mimr. in, of and to the f< system, thereby prolonging life. Weak, i lowing r< al estate, t wit: nervous, debilitated and broken-dowu i Tract No. 1. The North East quarter, of the .South West qnat ter, and the west half constitutions, old and young, invariably | of South West quarter of section thirty- gain from ten to thirty pounds iu from , one the i ?»l ) in T; 2, S. R •.?, W., of Willamette thirty to ninety days. Meridian in Yamhill County, Oregon, con D r . A born ’ s phenomenal skill and mar­ taining (¡8-109. velous cures have created the greatest Tract No. 2 —The North West quarter of i astonishment on the Pacific Coast and the North West Quarter of section 31. T. 2. throughout the American continent, dur­ 8. It, 3, W . in Yamhill Cotintv, Oregon, 45 14-100acres. ing the past twenty-five years. Asthma, containing Tract No, 3.—The East half of the North Catarrh of the Head, and all Throat, Bron­ West quarter of section 31. T. 2, S. It. 2. W chial and Lung trouble instantly relieved, in Yamhill County. Oregon, containing 80 also Ear Diseases and Deafness often cured acres. permanently at first consultation. D r . Tract No. 4.—One third interest in of and A born ' s essay on the “ Curability of Con­ Ito Lot No. 141, in the town of Dayton, in sumption,” and a treatise on “Catarrh of I the county of Yamhill and the state of Ore­ the Head,” with evidences of some ex- gon, traordmary cures, mailed free. Call or ' Deed at exfx-nse of purchaser. SARAH A SKELTON. address 0R AB0RNj j . r Guardian Aforesaid, Fourth sad Morrison Sts., Portland, Oregon. i F. W. Fenton. Att’v for Estate. 104641) N ot ®.—Home treatment, securely packed, sent by in THE UEACH OF ALL THAT WILL CITE «»AT !C Gc:r; Off X 1NSTANTANEOVS BELIEF AND A PEBMANENT CUBE. »«press to all parts of the Pacific Coast, for those who cannot possibly call in person. til INVITED TO CAll FOR FRFF CONSUITATION ‘SB ... ... '■ KP a». - . h , r»»«r v<*r nnM itñ y>u 1 h» »» u. M a .»A Executor's Notice NOTH’E is hereby given that the under­ signed has been by the County Court of Yamhill County. Oregon, appointed Exec­ utor of the estate of William Pierce, de­ ceased Therefore, all ¡»ersons having claims against said wtHc will present then» to me, duly verified, at my residence in \ amhill County Oregon, within six months from tiie dale hereof. Hated this 15tli dav of October. 1ftyo JAMES M. PIERCE. Executor of said Estate, F. W. Fenton. Attorney for Estate. (10-u; 41 ADVERTISERS THIS on tdvertatng space when in Chicago, will find it an f«to at i Advertising Afar^jfc. LORD (THOMAS i*