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THE TELEPHONE-REGISTER? Making a Little Money. T T Obedience to the Death. ' WORKING GIRLS’ HOME. The American Congregational churches the Independent Worker C'au I.ivn .Several things have occurred lately j The editor of Gil Bia*, in his last is Where Comfortably nave resolved to give 110,000 annually for an«l Cheaply. sue vouches for the truth of this story:' direct the attention of In West Sixteenth street one's eye is evangelical work in France. October thinking business men toward the sue-■ Napolaon I. was entertaining the Czar caught by the glitter of a brass plate pol According to the latest statistics there cess of firms who have l>een known as I Alexander and the Prussian king at j ished to the clearness of glass. The St. are 100,010 Insane persons in the United breakfast in Tilsit, when the conversa Clare house is a branch of St. Mary's, in States—a ratio of one to every 550 inhab JUST LIKE A CATAPULT. l>old advertisers. Fourteenth street, and is a home for re itants. A short time ago the manufacturers . tion turned on loyalty. spectable, self supporting young women. By the agency of the London children's “ My soldiers obey ’ me blindly, ” said Messrs. Proctor & • It is the sweetest nn<l cleanest of places, country holidays fund 20,000 children last How Parson Honeyfoot Fooled 1,1 I'’ory Soap,' presided over by the Sisters of St. Francis year enjoyed a short holiday in the country. Gamble, sold out to a stock company,, the czar. nn Indignant anil Persever Rev. Dr. Meredith, the popular Brooklyn “And mine ^are^anxious to die for of Assisi, who was, you know, a saint and their proved statement showed noted for his love of the poor. The cos preacher, who has recently been traveling ing Grizzly. me, ” added Napoleon. that the net profits on the business for tume of these sisters is very effective. A in the west, had his pocket picked of a At the suggestion of the Prussian scapular covers the frontof the gown, valuable gold watch presented to him by a “I never put myself up as liittch of a the past three years had averaged more king a test of devotion was agreed black around the waist of which is a white cord Boston Bible class. bear killer,” said Mr. Gleason, rather than $500,000 per year. No wonder upon. The royal party were breakfast tied in three knots. A cap with frills and The Roumanian government has offered a long black veil complete the attire. The iietter known a.« “Old George,” of Gor “Ivory Soap” floats. ing in the fifth story of a building that house is uniformly furnished throughout, prizes to the architects of all nations for A still more recent case is that of man’s station, Los Angeles county. best plans for its new assembly and faced a paved street. Each member the rooms on the top floor having the same the senato chambers. The first prize for each “As a matter of fact, during the thwen- Coates, Son «St Co., the great thread was to call in one of his soldiers and conveniences and being as cool and com building is 13,000; the second, $k500; the ty-flve years I've lieen fooling around manufacturers, whose advertising has command him to jump from the win fortable as those below. third, $600. The beds all have patent woven wire the mountains it has been nty practice covered the face of the globe. In sell dow. Nai»oleon made the first test. A rug valued at $5,000 was bought in spring mattresses, feather bolsters and pil to let ’em alone if they let me alone, ing odt the private concern to a stock “Call the Gardiste Marcau,” he com lows and snowy counterpanes. The single Loudon lately. It was about thirteen feet companv, the profits sworn to have nnd if they don’t let me alone to climb rooms cost $5 per week, and the scale de square and had about 256 stitches to the ax-eraged $2,130,250 a year for the past manded, and Marcau appeared. a tree anti let them get tired. scends from that to 11.50, all of the board inch. The material was wool combed, not “ Will you obey any order I give you, seven years; for 1««9 they wen' $2,373,- ers being treated alike in the dining room. ent, from the animal, and worth more “But there was one time that I broke 875. asked Napoleon. Protestant girls are being welcomed quite than its weight in silk. iny rule. I have roosted with the fly- Mrs. Bridget Morrison, who died at “Yes, sire." as much as Catholics. The idea of Chris When the Royal Baking Powder Co. «■atchers more than one night to avoid was called upon to make a statement in tian charity of these noble women is to Massilon, Pa., recently, aged 103 years, “Blindly, whatever it is?" help all who need it, without question of amused herself several weeks ago, it is re getting into a muss with a bear, and I «■ourt of their profits, they proved up a “Blindly, sire." religious difference. The St. Clare is an lated, by sewing together carpet rags. She never thought it whs my business to net profit of $720,000 for the year, and “Then jump out of that window.” outgrowth of another institution, estab threaded her needle without the aid of interfere when winebody else was do this was no doubt increased «luring the • “But I have a wife and two children, lished twelve years ago by a lady who sor glasses. ing the roosting, except this once. It past two years. rowed to see deserving young women seek Dr. Andrew Canfield, of Brooklyn, has sire.” employment in vain day by day, and accepted a call to St. Paul’s University was about twelve years ago, and Par Take the firm who make Allcock’s “I will care for them. Forward!” ing who had not the means to pay for their church, Chicago, on a smaller salary than son Honeyfoot was preaching around Porous Plasters; it is said that this one And the Gardiste Marcau with a mili lodging. he was receiving in Brooklyn, “because he these parts, first in one camp and in item nets a profit of $500,000 a year. tary salute, walked to the window and Many were the appeals to this womanly deemed it best for the church that he another, usually winding up here at Suppose you are a jobbing drug firm leaped out. heart, and never did she fail to give the should work in the west for the next ten weary ones temjiorary shelter. At last she years of his life.” Gorman’s on Bundays, when all the an«l you want to buy Allcock’s Porous “Call a private of the body guard,” to found a home where unprotect The Boston Young Men's Christian asso boys would come in from the camps Plaster—you have got to have them or ordered the czar,whose turn came next. decided ed girlhood might be safe from the tempta ciation has started a charity that might be and mines after their mail. I was com your trade will leav«> you; no drummer The soldier came. tions which assail it on every hand. Only followed in other places. It consists of ing <lown from the Frazier mountain ever calls upon you to sell these plast “What's your name?" two or three rooms could at first be afford providing carriages for invalids and tak ed; then a small house was ventured upon. ing them for drives on pleasant days. So oue Sunday morning, and I saw right ers, so you have to go and buy them “Ix-an Ivanovitch.” The little mission grew into St. Mary’s far 1,550 orders for carriage rides have been ahead of me on the trail a great big yourself from the manulacturers. When "Well, Ivan, just throw youself <«ut home for respectablo women seeking em issued, and 5,561 car tickets given out. grizzly. He was across the canyon you get to their office and apply at a of that window.” ployment. As St. Mary’s grew Mother There is a man at Old Orchard who fully the fou adress, evolvod another c'iar- front nte, and ns he seemed to la1 going small window, like a telegraph boy at a “Yes, father,” answered the guards Clare, ity. She decided to found a home for rls appreciates the folly of sending good right ahead alxmt his own business I broker’s office, a conversation some man, and he did it. who had found employment but who : Id money after bail. He lost a valuable ring just sat down and walteil half an hour thing like the following occurs: “Command the bravest of my sol not afford to pay the prices demanded by while bathing Saturday, and to ascertain where it went dropped another ring to to give him a clianee to get out of my houses. ('ustomer—I would like to buy a large diers to come here,” said the Prussian hoarding And thus it comes about that instead of watch and see where it would go. The way. Just about the time I was ready king to his servant. A six foot uhlan, wave was too quick for him, and he to move on there was a smashing in quantity of your plasters, an<l want the with a row of orders across his breast living in a crowded, «iirty tenement a self mourns the loss of two rings. supporting young woman can find a com bes.t prices. the brush where I ha«l lust seen the A sweet girl graduate thus described the fortable home with the Sisters of St. Fran and a scar on his forehead, entered. bear, and the blue burro the parsou al P. P. Man—All right; live jter cent “My friend,” explained the king, “to cis. What a grand work to protect virtu manner in which a goat butted a boy out otr on a ear load, cash in advance. of the front yard: “He hurled the previous ous girls. Mother Clare and her sisterhood ways used came tearing and braying too show their loyalty, a French and a have vowed the balance of their lives to end of his anatomy against the boy's after down the trail. I knew him by his on Customer—But a ear load is Russian guardsman have jumped at a this cause of humanity. How many will ward with an earnestness and velocity ly having one ear, he having lost the many. command from that window, Have rise up and call them blessed!—Edith Ses which, backed by the ponderosity of the the don't get P. I ’ . Man — Then you goat's avoirdupois, imparted a momentum <>riier fooling around a latzz tq«on the sions Tupper in Chicago Herald. you the pluck to do the same?” that was not relaxed until he landed on Sawmill mountain. I waited to áee five per «•ent. “ Is it for the fatherland?" terra firma beyond the pale of the goat's Money iu Youthful Pockets. what he was running front, bnt noth Customer—Well send me a ear load jurisdiction.” “No.” with a bill. But if you have a child invulnerable to ing came, and pretty soon I jogged on. An English lady, Mrs. Watts Hughes, “Then 1 refuse to do it." all other influences, and he cannot be P. P. Man—We don’t deliver goods: I was kind of anxious about the parson spoiled by any means already recommend stretches a membrane over a receiver, send your check and we will dump a spreads on it a sort of paste, and makes Her Milliners Bill. an«l kept my eye <att for hint. After a I ed, give him plcuty of money, without any musical sounds write their vibrations on questions as to what he does with it. The little I heard bis voic° shouting down car loa«l on the sidewalk, you can cart I Sarah Bernhardt in Sardoil’s “Cleo fare is cheap on the road between hero and this prepared surface. Is this the parent in a gulch oft' the trail, and right away I them away yourself. Good-day. of the recording phonograph, or sound You go away with a sublime respect patra" will be the first sensational nov Smashupton. I hare known boys with made risible? I foun«l where the liear's track turned five dollars to pay their way clear through, lor the ¡»ower of advertising. elty that Parisians will see this season. and make all the connections on the of!'. A Toccoa, Ga., man is totally bliud, and has been so from a babe a few weeks old. “If it had bii'ti anybotiv but the par- | «Suppose you are a grocer ami want It will be given early in October at the "Grand Trunk” route to perdition. We know not why loose cash in a boy’s Although he received no education lie son I’ a I have gone right on, but it seem- (or rather are forced) to buy pearline, Porte St. Martin. Four hundred cos pocket is called pin money, unless because possesses unusual intelligence, and can out of which old Mr. James Pyle and tumes have beenj.repared for the piece, ed kind of low down to shake a preach It often sticks a hole into his habits. First, solve difficult mathematical problems, bis sons draw some *100,000 profit a without counting the five dresses to be er that way, so I took oil'through the he will buy raisins, then almonds, then a giving the moat li and year in whicli a per I brush in the «lirection of the nols.>. ft year. You will find that Messrs. Pyle worn by Sarah herself, one for each act, whisk cane, then a breastpin, then cigars, son was born, tell the day of the week; can a ticket for a drunken excursion, and tell day from night by the atmosphere, was just about as nasty a place to tack dou’t care a rap whether you sell pear which are said to I m » of surpassing then there may possibly be money enough left and when traveling can tell when lie is le a bear as you would want. Nothing line or not, and don’t give you enough splendor. The amount expended for for the father to buy for his boy a coffin. passing objects sonic distance from the but thick manzinita and chaparral that profit to keep your best girl in sotla wa them is $6,000 for the five. But a cur Let children know something of the roadside, such as a house or a tree. If you love a man don’t get iu his debt. made traveling mighty slow anti hard ter. Thej- have advertised pearline un ious detail idiout these costumes is to be worth of money by earning it. Overpay if you will, but let them get some This advice is not intended for women. ly a tree in range that a man could til it is independent of the grocery noted; nolMxly knows by whom they them idea of equivalents. If they get distorted C'cuusel in that direction is too often climb. All the smaller trees had been trade, they have made people want it, have been furnished. For the divine notions of val lies at the st art t hey will never th-own away. It is meant for the men and you must supply pearline or go out Sarah long ago wearied out the leading bo righted. Daniel Webster knew every who arc in the habit of living beyond their burned off in some of the mountain dressmakers of Paris by her exactions thing except how to use money. From income and then applying to one who lias tires years before and now there were of the business. The Potter Drug and Chemical Co., an«l caprices concerning the make and boyhood he had things mixed up. His always been kind to them in other ways only some little thin saplings that had mother gavo him anil Ezekiel money for and asking him to assist them through come up since the fire, and big old oaks • of Boston iof whom, by the way, Mr. material of her toilets, as well as by her Fourth of July. what is a self made slough of despond. and bull pines that hail come out of | White is now the head, though be en utter disregard of the small formality of As tho boys came back from the village tered the company's service as an er settling her bills. M. Garnier is to be the mother said, "Daniel, what did you Their retition. the fire only scorclusl. buy with your money?” and he answered, When several persons combine in an ef "Pretty soon I saw the I war. He was rand boy), spend $200,000 a year iu ad the Mark Anthony of the cast. His “I bought a cake, and a candy, and some fort to obtain desired privileges they are «-busing around a sapling, «ax-asionally vertising, and make tut annual profit of principal costume is the exact repro. beer, and some firecrackers.” Then turn usually successful. There lies great virtue • something like «400,000. duction of that of a statue of Julius ing to Ezekiel she said, “What did you in numbers. Elsie, a little New England stopping to claw at the tree and shake The Eastman Dry Plate Co., of Ctesar which was «lug up from the buy with your money?” "Oh.” said Eze girl, was delighted with the prospect of a it. From tlic upper branches of the kiel, “Daniel borrowed mine.” to California, and it never occurred to tree came the calls for help, and pretty Rochester, starte«! their “Kodak" by ruins of Velletri. The cuirass in stamp On the other hand it is a ruinous policy trip her that all her twelve dolls were not to «¡«ending alxiut $25,000 for the first ed leather worked and wrought with to be parsimonious with children. If a go s<x>n I made out Parson Honeyfoot also. “Tell me where they’re to be packed, rUngtng to th«- tree away up among the year, and drawing out something like gold has taken full three months to boy finds that a parent has plenty of money and he, tho boy, has none, the mamma,” she said, “and I’ll put tnem in. ' $85,000 in ¡«rofit« during the next twelve make, all the ornamentation l>eing ex 'leoves, yeWing and praying. will be to steal tho first cent They mustn’t be rumpled and tumbled.” ecuted by hand. There are to lie six temptation “Well, you ought to have seen that months. ho can lay his hand on. Oh, the joy that “Elsie, dear,” said mamma, regretfully Ivors A Pond, the piano men, of Bos scenes painted by the first masters in five pennies can buy for a boy! They seem but firmly, “I really can’t allow you to liear shake around that tree. Every ton, took up magazine advertising a to open before him a paradise of licorice that line in Paris. That of the third take all that set of dolls. You may have minute I expected to see the |*arson let drops and cream candy. You cannot in any two you like, but there I draw go and come u-tumbling, but lie held little over two years ago, and spent act, a terrace of the palace in Memphis after life buy so much superb satisfaction two, the line. Twelve dolls are quite unneces on, though his coattails flapped and money lilierally but carefully, and fol- is of a very novel style. It is a great with five thousand dollars as you bought sary.” «Happed around like the lash of a fowed up the correspondence secured semicircular panorama «wcupying the with your first five cents. Children need Elsie made no reply, but went quietly money, but not a superfluity. on altering a skirt for Lady Ethelinda, the «oachwbip. I guess the grizzly kept through their announcements prompt whole extent of the stage, giving a enough Freshets wash away more corn fields than one of the waxen and china faced trying for fifteen minutes, then he ly. The business ha.« increased exactly long view in perspective of pyramids they culture.—Rev. T. De Witt Talmage in prettiest family nnd palm trees stretching away into Ladies’ Home Journal. seemed to give up that scheme and lay threefold. Later in the day, when her mother en the distance under the dark blue starry tered the room devoted to packing, she <lown growling to think up a new one. Throwing the Slipper. Ruskin’s Heroism. saw a curicu? sight. Supported against a sky and the brilliant moonlight of It took him about five minutes to get a The ancient custom of throwing an old trunk sat a row of dolls in traveling cos new idea, but when he did he xvent i When John Ruakin was young and Egypt. The last »cene is a carefully slipper after the bride and bridegroom tume, as far as they could manage such, about carrying it out with a rush. T* I already famous, he was one evening at studied and accurate representation of when starting on their honeymoon tour and above their heads was pinned a large in many parts of the world, supposed to placard bearing the words “We are wait got hold of that sapling as high as he a party in London, when a lady show the interior of the great pyramid, exe is, bring luck to the happy pair. The Bible ing to be packed.” cuted front sketches taken upon the could hang his whole weight on it and ed gives much evidence in support of the sup t-vt him Lililí a «< pretty ^11 1^ who, »» J It »*Hv girl, she ..Hill, said, What mother could resist the united ap position that it is one of tho most ancient peal of a dozen dolls? Not this one, and to bent the tree over a little, then he he- OUght to become his wife, says a writer spot. rs well as one of the most inexplicable of X»y to back away, changing his grip in the New York Pre«»». Ruskin was California the t welve went.—Youth’s Com Shoplifting Extraordinary. the many customs of the Jews. Iu several panion. ________________ hand over hand. Of course every step too enamored of the beautiful in art to places in the Bible we aro given to under Considerable uneasiness is expressed stand that “the receiving of a shoe is an The French Peasant. he took backward brought the top ol fuj] ¡n ]ove wjt|, a |K,au(ifu« human the tree lower, and I liegan to try for a ■ creature, said the critics, when, a few by competent authorities at the in evidence and symbol of rejecting or resign In France women oftener than men guard the railroad crossings, raising and crease of the “Bande Noire,” or organ ing authority.” sight behin«l the grizzly’s ear. months later he married the girl. He In Ruth we read that “it was the custom lowering the gates. One afternoon on the ized guile of shoplifters. Twenty years “Still the liear kept hacking, and gave her a magnificent home and ad in Israel concerning changing that a man edge of the forest of Fontainebleau I re Farson Honeyfoot was almost to the mired her and hoped that she would be ago, under the mueh-maligned empire, pluck off his shoe and deliver it to his member watching a woman binding in the wheat harvest. All the ground. I cocked my rifle and took a throughout life his ideal companion. there were no more than a thousand of neighbor.” Therefore the throwing of a sheaves slipper or a shoe after a bride «vas and is a color notes about her were low ioned, rest over my knee, because it wouldn’t His friends say that he adored her. such dangerous malefactors in Paris; symbol or renunciation of dominion and from the blues and grays of her apparel to now the number is reckoned at five do to miss in such a place as that. But women want something more than thousand. authority over her bv her jiarents or guard the yellow brown of her skin and her eyes, ian, and the receipt of the shoe by the which were like those of a patient animat “Just as I was about to fire the old adoration—they want love. After a At the’Bon Marche and the Louvre, bridegroom, even if accidental, was an She was not a romantic looking peasant grizzly turned his head and saw the time John Buskin brought Millias, the omen that the authority had l«een trans as she bent lifting the great yellow’ bun parson just behin«l hint. He was so painter, to his house and asked him to the large emporiums of Paris, it regular ferred to him. dles; rather one of 1 he women of Bastien close that the hear simply let go and paint his wife's portrait. Millias was allowance is made for shoplifting in the The origin of the custom may las traced Lepage, the “honest” painter; but a would debtor and creditor accounts; the daily to these words, which occirKin the lOtitli be NIillot or second edition of Marie Bash- made a grab. then, as he is now, a man of superb Psalm. “Over Edom will I cast out my kirtseff seemed to have found her pictur “The tree, released from his weight, physique, with lion-'.ikc glance and sum thus registered is surp’ ¡singly shoe, ” meaning thereby that success esque enough to be interesting, for an flew up, and the bear simply got a leg tremendous length and breadth of high. Besides amateur kleptomania, should attend the methods used to subdue easel was planted in the shade of a straw the female accomplices of the Bande the Edomites. It is not unlikely, there stack and the «hie Parisicune, her high of the parson’s trousers, and the tree limbs. While he was painting the [>or- went up like a catapult—tlpt’s what * trait he fell in love with his friend’s Noire make continual raids on the fore, that the superstitious custom of heeled, ribbon tied slippers peeping from counters, and notwithstanding the vig throwing the slipper lias arisen from the under her skirts of muslin and Valen they call it, didn’t they? wife—and the wife? Did she recipro- ilant?« of the inspectors they manage to above «instruction of the words given. ciennes, her broad brimmed, poppy cov “It shot the parson out ahead like a cate the passion which she had inspir- ♦ The custom as it originally existed is fast ered hat pushed back from her forehead, reap a good harvest. dying out. Our forefathers three.- old was measuring the harvester against the Ixiy shoots a stone from a springly ' ed? We are told that these women usually shoes after the wedding equipage. We iu sky wii h her pencil while she sketched and shingle. I say him sail across the ar-1 Ruskin, with his far-M-cing eyes, saw this more luxurious age purchase new ate apricots to idle away the afternoon.— wear skirts as full as fashion will allow, royo with his coat tails spread like a the unfolding of this romance, which white satin slippers on purpose for tlie oc Cor. New York Commercial Advertiser. bird’s tail. He landed fair in the might become a tragedy, and he took with very deep and capacious pockets; casion.—St. Louis Republic. they also wear shoes — not boots — and Nnv York Streets in Autumn. branches of a big pine forty feet from the heroic course. When he found his Honesty ray* Best. J[ you do not think that the summer is have stockings cut off so as to leave the the ground and thirty yards front the wife did not love him, without any ac- “1 tell you," said a postal clerk in the over just stand out on some fashionable sapling. , cusation or blame—and there was no t«x?s free. They press close to the coun I railway mail service to a reporter, “that street and watch the faces. What Brown the crooked n an in this business doesn't ing calls “all the breath and the bloom of “That saved hint. The bear was dis- ground for any—be secured a divorce, ters, where a rapid motion of the ellxiw, go very long lieforc he is unearthed. In year’’ you will find there. The sum gusted, but he went to the pine and and then walked into church one day favored by some dangling fringe addition to the magnificent and perfect de the mer harvest has been gathered and all the starti-d to wash and I clime«! up into with his late wife and Millias, and catches the coveted article and throws tective system of the government every pretty faces are bundled back again. In the sapling and from there pumped stood by while they were married. This it down. Then, quick, the foot slips postal clerk in the service is a detective oil the last week t he increase of the number others. When a department is sus of young and handsome women and of lead into him «o fa«t that he soon curl- was heroic, and it was like tho grand out of the shoe, nnd the tin's, exercised the by long practice, draw the lace, or pected every man in it, is under suspicion, tasteful gowns in the streets has been par UP; spirit which always animated John and the innocent clerks are as anxious as ticularly noticeable. It was a cause of “The parson's shins were skinned, ■ Ruskin’s breast. The painter Millias. whatever it may be, under the long the officials to apprcheuil the guilty one to loneliness to the poor bachelor who staid skirt, where it remains hidden till an I clear their own skirt«. in the city all the summer that no pretty but he wasn't hurt much. He couldn't has liecotne th«' leading artist in En- “Some time ago rather a nice young fel young faces were left to brighten up the stand the country, though, and went gland, and has I m ' cii knighted. I,ady opportunitv occurs of quickly secreting I low was running from New York to Pitts : it in the pocket. pavements, and it is a wonderful relief to away. He gave me the one-eare«l burro Millais’ faultless beauty is one of the burg. He never would sleep at uight, ami see such a face sometimes, even If you do the other clerks began to suspect him ig and he’s jiaeking my gniband blanket« charms of L«»n«lon society. Neither of not know its possessor and would not even Dodging The Tariff'. once. Small sums of money were living make bold to look at her a second time. If yet»1'— Eraininer. them forgets how Ruskin helped them, | missed continually, and they put up a job tho glimpse only flits across one’s path it j A dispatch from Philadelphia under even after they were married, on the ■ on him. Money was marked, and the is like a refreshing breeze. Surely “beauty A Lecture on Economy. way up hill to fame and fortune. La- I ¡ date . . of the 6th , . says: Over „ $100,000 in young man was caught with the bills on is its own excuse for being.”—New York dy Millias has posed for her husband’s 11sa' t' ”’*n nc e i<nrn s gftwp his person. Tribune. A stupid looking tramp knocked at most famous pictures. It is her fi»ee I a '? .°n 1 H tuct*c'* ofthe I "He was in the habit of going through Gladstone's L-ong Sentences. , malls addressed to New Orleans banks and the door of one of the finest residences that is represented in “The Huguenot | SpaI’lsh / ««"«’"P from Ha- Hartington’s humorous allusion to and was received by th«' lady of the Lovers," now in th.' Vanderbilt collec-1val,a’ a,'d the Norwegian steamer Wet^ the Louisiana lottery while his compan the Lord length of the sentence he quoted from ions slept. He was given three years in a house. tioninNew York. Did John Ruskin i CK'"n,‘’ 'i""11Maz,ni1’ ,,o'h ^n with narrow cell to mend his ways. Oh, it Mr. Gladstone’s speech to the Wesleyan **Wli«t do you want?” love the woman he suffered to leave i of ( ulam sugars for the Frank- doesn't pay to be dishonest iu this busi Home Rulers was not without reason. Mr. '■Please mum gtve me a dime to buy l’ him thus? Does the cloud which has »■> W «'finery. Although Uth ves- ness. I want no three years in a cooler for Gladstone’s verbosity is incurable. It is con vacation purposes.”—New Yort: Telegram. stantly breaking forth in long winded sen *a glass of bread—'sense me, I mean a tences, not only in speeches but in writing. fallen on his latter «lays spring from If"ithout loaf of beer.” “ The Tourict Fenrs Not Bullets. For example, he handed in a question the grief which he felt for that great Satuntay, they slowed up An amusing and absolutely true story is which contained 120 words. Also in one of »I haven’t got any money.” saenfice? outside, the captains having received t unning the rounds of the pre.,s in South his speeches in the house he delivered a "Haven’t got any money? Then, _ i orders not to arrive in port before Stin- America, and it is one which is peculiarly sentence which lasted five minutes by the madam, I would suggest that you <>ur dear little daughter was terril.lv ’ t|ay in orrter ,o tlie advantage of characteristic ot British coolness. While reporter’s watch, and would have filled move into a cheaper house; you are evi the government ami insurgent forces were over a quarter of a column of space had it i free entry the McKinley bill. sick I' * under ............................. dently living lieyond your means. Her bowels were bloate.1 as hard as a : The Weregeland, through some mis- face to face in the recent Argentine abort been written ont in full. Seeing that this ive revolution, pouring deadly volleys of contained about GOO words, the Economy is wealth. Economise in the brick. i take, arrived at the cape Saturday' bullets into each other’s ranks, an English sentence sentence of 183 words which Lord Harting matter of elotlies and house rent. Cut We feaied she would die morning, but in oljcdiance to orders I tourist and his wife, arrayed in all the ton quoted was comparatively moderate.— aueborvd at the Delaware breakwater j traditional equipmentaof puggarees, etc., London Court Journal. your expenses, and then, perhaps, some Till we bappen«xl to try i>: - - ... , , , »«««i and arrivtn arrived ai at uer her «KH dock too late to enter j quietly pushed their way through Geu. day you will have a dime to spar«*-a ^bly quick ’ hPV CUred ler relnark‘ I ,' this ”a lasting and fragrant '' morning. ’ The new tariff' Roca's troops, and taking their stand in “H ACKME'H'AK «lime, madam, that may be the means ; price 25 an«l .“«0 cents. Sifld by bill practically allows both cargoes to the very front coolly leveled their field perfumi Rogers Bro< of preventing a hungry and thirsty fel Never be without Pierce’s Pellets in CO’H® 91 free of duty. glasses to survey the fight with thp same low mortal from committing suicide; or the house. They are gentle and effect The American liner British Prince, I sang-froid with which they would have WHY will you cough when Shilohs cur a sham combat at home. Gen. will give immediate r«4eif Price 10et?, "0 it may lie a quarter—a coin of the value ive in action and give immediate relief due from Liverpool, did not get into witnessed the cape and has not yet been seen, • Roca—who since has become minister of ct.». and $1. Sold by lingers Bro-; of 25 cents—that will upholster the in cases of indigestion, biliousness and therefore her entire earg«'«, which con the inferior—was so struck by their cour CROVP. When »ping cough ami bionchitis dark clouds on the horizon of his de constipation. They do their work thor- sists mostly of dry goods, will have to ■ age and inveterate love of sightseeing nt immediately reliev- d by Shiloh's cure. Sold spairing soul with a silver-plated lining ougblv and leave no bad effects. Sinai- Pa\ *ncre®SCHl duties. It will take $3,- whatever risk that, turning round to an by Rogers Bros. A cheapest, *.___ x __ i ~ .JU) more to nav pay the dutv duty onhercAronl on her cargo i aide-de-camp, be remarked, “No wonder SHILOH’S cough ami consumption cure and fill his stomach with imported I > i__ lest, easiest to . take. One a 000 to-day than if she had arrived on Sat-; the English are the ruling race.” This in s sol.I bv us on a guarantee. It cures eon beer. Graxl day, fair lady.” dose. Best liver pill made. cident occurretl in the Calle Leralle at ismpt ion urdav. I’< L'ers Bros. I ’ I Buenos Ayres M c M ixsvili . e , O regon . ( ■’3 1890 1 OdtVt and Ends. East and South OLIVER CHILLED —VIA — Southern Pacific Route SHASTA LINE. AND TEEL DL0WS I TEEL "LOWS I Both Wood and Steel Beams. S Express Train« Leave Portland Daily IMA vs ABBIVK. Portland 6.00 p m San Francisco 7.45 ant San Frau. 9 .-00 p in Portland 9.35 am Above trains stop only st following sta tions north of Roseburg: East I’ortland. Oregon City, Woodburin. Salem, Albany. Tangent. Shedds, Halsey. Harrisburg. Jun ction city. Irving. Eugene Kosching Mail Daily. It UTB. ABBIVI Portia id . Rosebnrg. 5:40 p m 4 :O0 p m Albinj Lacal, Daily. Esca»l Ssnaay. LXAVr AMIVt. Portland Albany. Moline and Garden City S:O0 a ill Roseburv. Rose bn 6:3) a nn 1 Portland . y 5: pm Albany. .5; a m Portland P iu a in 9: Pullman Buffet Sleepers. Tourist Sleeping Cars, For accommodation of second clan pa »■•Ti gers attached to express train* WEST SIDE DIVISION Between Portland and Corvallis. PLOWS ! Mail Train Daily, except Sunday. LBAVB Largest Stock in the County to Select from MONITOR GRAIN DRIL AND SEEDERS ARRIVE Portland . 7 :.*» a m McMinn’ 10:10 a m McMinn’ 10;10 a m Corvallis. 12:10 p m Corvallis 12:45 pm McMinn' 2:56 pm McMinn’ 2:56 p m Portland . 5 30 p tn At Albany and Corvallis connect with trains of Oregon Pacific Express Train Daily, except Sunday LSAVK. ___ Aiîzrvt Portland. 4:40 p m|McMnn 7 . 25 p lu McMinn*. . 5:45 a tn'Portland. S :20 ■ ui Through Tickets to all Points EAST SOUTH. AND For ticket« and full information regard ing rates, maps, etc., cull on theConipanv'a agent at McMinnville I! KOEH1.EI1. K p. ROOBBB, Managar. Asst. G F. à P Agi Simplest Gear, Lightest Draft, Best Force Feed on Earth From Terminal or Interior Point» the To all Points East & South GOLDEN AGE DISC HARROWS It is the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runs Through VESTIBbLEO TRAINS Every Day in the Year to AND CHICAGO Cut out More of Center Ridge than any ST. PAUL • No Change of Cars GmilKisttl of lllUMi CARS other Harrow made. (UlWUt•plfMMl ) Of AMUSÎMEW. H LLMAMmWIAWHlHSIMmS (Of LahM Equipment. TGI RIST SLEEFIA« CARS Best that van l»v voittHrut t<«1 aiul in which accoinmouations are for hol ders of Fir.*<t «»r b'r< f>n«l < |:f<s Tick ets. and THE STEEL KIÄ<«i ELEflAAT PAA CIHCIIES. A Spring Tooth Harrow Our sales on these harrows are very large, and increasing every day. It is tin* finest Tooth for Summer Fallow made. ontinuous Line connecting Continuous ccnncctini with all lines, affordiug direct and unin« terrupted service. « Pullnum Sleeper reservations can bo secur ed in advanre through nuv agent of the road Tlirnii<di i,o,n •! Englan.l l IIIIVIUII lirhltAj,, 1 ” AntericA. «nd Europe can hr purchased at any ticket oflice of this coninany. Full information concerning rates, time of trains, routes and other details furnibho.l on application to any agent, or A D CHARLTON Asst General Tasitrngrr Agent Genei nl Office Of the Company, No, 191 First St., Cor. XVahlngton, l'ortand. Or. onsrzo J. G. BALLINGER & GO. ARE YOU GOING EAST? If so be sure and call for your tickets via the Lots in the Oak Park ADDITION ARE SELLING FAST! It Is E-ULildin.g' Vp. Hoon I-ots will be scarce and Command a Higher Price. Sxisr ZT otxt Before Too Late. Price Ranges np. For full particulars apply to J. I. KNIGHT * CO., Real Estate Agents, McMinnville. THE INVESTMENT CO., 49 Stark St., Portland, Or. F. BARNEKOFF * CO.. McMinnville Flouring Milla. tap ü Northwestern Mw, —THE— tf It is positively the shortest and Hi. ill line to Chicago anC the east and south and the only sleeping and dining car through ine to Omaha, K aiiui City, and all Miaaonri Elver Point. Ita magnificent steel track, unsurpassed .rain service and elegant dining and Heaping cars has honestlv earned foT ft the 1 tie of The Royal Route •thers may imitate.but none can surpass ii Out motto is “always on time ” Ba sure and ask ticket agents tor ticket. .14 this Celebrated route and take non« IWrt« W H MEAD, Q. A N?) LWashing ton .street, Portland, Or O/V DR. ABORN FOIt THOSE WHO CAJiXOT POSS1BLT CALL PER SOXALLT, HOME TKEATXEXT PLACED WITH- IN THE REACH OF ALL THAT WILL GIVE I.XSTANTANEOVS RELIEF AND A PERMANENT CUBE. The most speedy, positive and perma neut cure for Catarrh of the Head, Asthma and all Throat, Bronchial, Lung, Heart Stomach, Liver and Kidney Affections, Nervous Debility, etc. Consumption, in its various stages, permanently cured. D r . A born ’ s O riginal M ode of T reat ment and his M edicated I nhalations gives instantaneous relief, builds up and revitalizes the whole constitution and system, thereby prolonging life. Weak. nervous, debilitated and broken-down constitutions, old and young, invariably gain from ten to thirty pounds iu from thirty to ninety days. D r . A born ’ s phenomenal skill and mar velous cures have created the greatest astonishment on the Pacific Coast and throughout the American continent, dur ing the past twenty-five years. Asthma, Catarrh of the Head, and all Throat, Bron chial and Lung trouble instantly relieved, also Ear Diseases and Deafness often cured permanently at first consultation. D r . A born ' s essay on the “Curability of Con sumption,” and a treatise on “Catarrh of the Head,” with evidences of some ex traordinary cures, mailed free. Call or address QR ABORN< Fourth and Morrison Sts.* Portland, Oregon. Notice of Fiant Settlement. NOTICE is hereby given that the under« signed Executors of the estate of Mary Elizabeth Murry, deceased, have tiled their final account of ’their administration of said Estate, in the County Court of Yam I hill county. Oregon, anti said court has fixe I December 2.1890. at 10 a in. o'clock of said day at the County Court room at Mc Minnville, Oregon, as the time and place for healing the same. Therefore, all persons interested in said Estate are hereby notified and required to appear at said time and place and show cause, if any there be. why said account be not allowed and said Estate finally settled and said Executors discharged Rated this b">th dnv of <h tober. A. D. 1990. R R MIRRY, I. W. MERRY. Executors of said Estate, Fenton, Att’v for estate. < 10-10-41 ) Guardian's Sale of Real Estate NOTICE i- hereby given that tile lllitlci*- signed Sarah A. Skelton, Guardian ofthe Estate at Clara <1, Skelton, a minor, by vir tue of a license an«l order of «ale of the County Court of Yantliill County, Oregon, duly ma.le ami entered of record in «ai«l Estate, in «ni«l Court, on the 7th «lay of Oe- tober. A. 1’ KW, wllf, on Saturday, the 15tli «lay of Novcmlier, A II.. lx!m. at one o’clock in flic afternoon ofl said «lay, <luly sell at i»nhlic auction for cash In han«l, to the lilghe-l biililcr. tn front of th«- court lioti-c ,l<««r at McMinnville, in «ai<l County all the right, title aud interest of said Clara O. Skdtoib sai«l tuinyr. in. of nnd to the fob « lowing al e-t.-it«-. ■ i ' ?'** i ■ ' - i< .' Tract Trai t No. N«'. 1. L 'I " lie Worth Ea-t o«iart« r. of West ..... half1 'I'“"' ter,and the ............ 'I’1 'i''.ri',p rteu"f ‘'“'T . . “t « tllamette Meridian in Yamhill < «mntv. Oregon, con taining !29 Trn« f Xo 2 -The North West quarter oi tliv North W« <t uiiartir of section 31. T 2. «*. R, ;•, \\ m i anthill < ounty. Oregon, containing L’> 14-luoacres .Tract No, •’ -The East half »>f the North West quarter <»f section 31. T. 2. S. R. 2. W. in Yamhill <‘«Hir.ty. Oregon, containing' acre». Tract No. I. One third in’crv<t in of and to Ijit No. 111. in the town <»f Dayton, in the county of Yamhill and the *»tr.»r of Ore gon. Deed at expense of pun-LaxT SAItAII A .-KELTON. Guardian Aforesaid. F. W. Fenton. Att’v f-»r EMatv. In-i«r41 > Norn.—Home treatment, securely packed, »ent by express to all parts of the PaciÂc Coast, for those who cannot possibly call in person, T11IC HADED i til WVITTD TO CALL FOR FUFE CONSULTATKM Ñ. W. AVDI4 A SOM. TRIS onfl> ■ iDPhila4el|$hi« ir.uU. SALE ---- TO DEN VER. ST PAUL, ST. LOUIS. AND ALL POINTS East. North « South. a 4 AT---- OIS. FOTSTU-A-OSriD, GEO. S. TAYLOR Ticket Agt. Comer First and W.. A_ Í Oak Sts. ’’ •»«' • til *'i '» • »•w i *»«■ ••$•*** w ' neiChl» ra Th* !•* Executor s Notice. NoTI< E is* hereby given thiit the iin<lcr- mgned has l»ecn by the {'«» iiriv Yamhill County. Oregon. ; | Exec utor of the estate of William Pierce, de ceased Therefore, all person* having claims axaiiKt »aid csta'o will present them to me, «Inly verified, at my rwktenre in Yamhill County Oregon, within -ix tti«»ntbs from the date hereof. Dated thi«< !«»:1i dnv of OctisLcr Irtit JAMES M PIERI > Executor of * ii«1 F. VV. Fenton. Attorney for Estate. I«» 1«; 41 1 « ADVERTISERS on advertising apace when in Chiczfo, will find it on file at 45 to 49 Randolph $• It» Ai’»*rt.nng A LORDS THOMAS. *