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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 2, 1890)
* East and South How Gold is Shipped. slons on. It is like a battle-field. Men Bruce turned pale. Suddenly' ON THE I j OWEST LEVEL. are strewn all over the floor, in all the When one recalls the fact that mil- ■ I —VIA— one of tbe noblemen present, Lord Col- , positions of the human figure. There lions upon millions of dollars in gold | | Night Scenes in the Slums of M c M innville , O regon . ville of Culross, who happened to know : is one dim gas jet, which gives an un annually seek Europe to provide for the j I Pari Among the Dregs something of Lord Norton’s gift, saw October holy light and leaves one to imagine necessities of our import trade the ques- ' of Humanity. Norton standing a few steps away, ap that he is looking on the work of a Gat SHAFTA LINE. parently intent, on conversation with i For more than half a century outcast ling gun after the fight. These places, tion of how gold is shipped to Europe becomes an interesting one. The Bank Express Tyain* Leave Portland Daily TITLED ENGLISH FREAKS. Col. Henry Ryng. He at once taxed life in Paris has had an attraction for together with a few smaller ones, arc LEAVE ARRIVE. Norton with using his ventriloquial both native and foreigner. There has the more in Paris, frequented by out of America is the largest single shipper Portland (1.00 p m San Francisco 7.45 am Members of the Nobility Who of gold from New York, and indeed San Fran. 9:00 p in Portland 9.35 am powers on the Prince, and the latter been in it a permanent element of the casts of the most abandoned and reck are not Apollo* in Appear Above trains stop only at following wta acknowledged the imputatson, at the picturesque, that overbears what else less sort, and arc the kind of “tapis from tlie United States. Shipments ance. tions north of Roseburg: Fast Portland, same time moving towards the Prince where is merely loathsome. The ac francs” the foreigner will inspect only are made in stout kegs, very much like Oregon < itv. Woodburm. Salem, Albany, the ordinary lieer keg. Everyone con Is the nobility of England deterior with an apology. Albert Edwin, how counts of this outcast life preserve a i Tangent, Shetlds, Halsey. Harrisburg. Jun under competent guidance. tains $50,000 in coin or bar gold. Tlie ction city. Irving. Eugene ating? Tlie question may well be asked , ever, was on his dignity and refused to family likeness throughout the entire K<Mi«*buig Mall Daily. latter is tlie favorite for these shipments in view of the startling fact that no less lie imcified. He met Norton with a Spoiling a Rancher’s Fun. LEAVE. ABBIVI since the government lias permitted than fifteen peers, entitled by birth to cold stare, and tbe latter fourffi it con record. Portia id . S :00 a m Roseburg. « is) p iu Not long ago unable to sleep I sought On one occasion, when with the gov the sub-treasury to exchange coin for Roseburg. <i :00 a m Portland Portland. . 4:00jim sit in the house of lords as legislators venient tir go yachting. It is of inter to lure the restorer by a promenade, ernment survey party in Texas, a man bar gold, as coin, in a single million 1 for the kingdom, are today inmates of est in this connection that a grand and turned into the Luxemlxiurg, says Alban) Local, Dall). Eicopt Sua4a>. rode into our camp on a mule, says the dollars shipment is liable to lose by LEAVE ARRIVE private lunatic asylums in the vicinity father of the present Txird Norton, who a correspondent to the New A ork Sun. New York Sun man, and gave us the abrasion of from eight to twenty ounces ■ Portland 5: pni Albany. y : |> Hl of London. How many are hidden also jxissessed ventriloquial powers, got Amid the shaded alleys I saw contin Albany ........ 5: a ni Portland 9: am news that a band of Indians had attack or from $128 to $320; while the liars only I from their friends in various retreats into disfavor with George IV. when ually flitting and fleeing from me, as if ed a rancher about seven miles away. lose alxiut three-fourths of that value, i Pullniiiii Buffet Nleqierx. on the continent of Europe, it is diffi the latter was the "first gentleman of frightened by the noise.of my footsteps, We made up a party of twelve soldiers Where coin is sent double eagles are j Tourist Sleeping Cars, cult to tell; but it is significant, that of Europe,” by a similar caper to that shadowy pairs, “as if seeking,” says a and civilians and covered the distance preferred. They are put in stout can For accommodation of second ciati* pa*»«n- about five hundred peers, never more which hurt the dignity of the present French poet, “the double solace of si as fast as our horses could go. Sure vas bags, each one containing 125 dou- j gers attached to express train* than one hundred gather in the upper Prince of Wales. WEST SIOE DIVISION lence and the deep obscure.” It was at enough, there were fifteen or twenty ble eagles, $5,000; and ten bags fill each ; legislativt' chamber, and the average Tlie ducal House of Marllxirough a Porte St Martin dance that I beheld Between Portland and Corvallis. Indians besieging a cabin, and they keg. Aliout the only precaution against attendance is not over forty. The no used to lx- represented by men of the many of both sexes, fagged out by their Mail Train Dail.v, except Sunday. were just getting ready to set lire to it tampering witli a keg, is a treatment of bility used to lie noted for fine speci physique. To-day the best looking of labors,strewn alxiut the side rooms upon LEAVE | ARRIVE by backing up a wagon loaded with keg ends technically known as “ red- : ' Portland . 7:30 a ni McMinn' 10:10a lu mens of manly physique. It is not the the family is the Duke himself, and lie chairs and sofas or upon tlie floor either hay. We got two of them and captured taping.” Four holes are lxired at equal > î McMinn' 10:10 a m Corvallis . 12:10pm case today. It might be invidious to ’ never would won tlie heart of tlie rich faint or languishing or wrapped in Corvallis 12 :55 p m McMinn' 2:5fl p in I McMinn’ 2 :5« p m Portland . 5 30 p la mention too many instances of mis ■ New York widow Hamersley by his sleep. One, a beautiful woman, lay six ponies, and the others were not yet intervals in tlie projecting rim of the j out of sight when the settler ojiened his staves about the head. Red tape is run j At Albany and Corvallis connect w shapen humanity in that class, says 1 appearance alone, apart from his title. outstretched, her petticoats disheveled, trains of Oregon Pacific a correspondent to the New York The Duke of Belford, who owns a large her head upon the crossed legs of her door and stepped out, followed by his through these crossing on keg’s head Express Train Daily, except Sunday }Vort(l. One of the most noted is that part of London and is a millionaire companion, who slept upright upon a wife. He had a rifle and she had a tlie ends meeting at tbe center where ' LEAVE. ----------- , ARRIVE. of the Duke of Newcastle, who, if he many times over, looks like an under chair. Another supine, her mouth shot gun, and the first words the man they are sealed to the head by the hard-1 Portland. «4:40 p ni McMiin 7.25 pm said were: est of wax, and stamped with the con McMinn ’ . 5 :4a a nf Portland 8:20 a in were a [xxir man, instead of the recip grown, sickly boy, although of fairly open, snored toward heaven and every “ Now you dog-goned onery lot, but signor's name. Tlie average insurance ient of wealthy revenues, could obtain mature age. When the Duke was pay where plenty of legs, arms and ixxoms a living as a monstrosity in a dime mu ing court to Lady Alice Wortly he was disdained any other covering than the ( what does this ’ere mean? Who in---- is alxiut $1500 per $1,000,000. Then | are you’uns, and what brought you there is an expense of about $2 per keg ! EAST AND SOUTH. seum. The house of Newcastle is one riding one day to her father’s residence, here?” For tickets and full inlonnation regard- for packing and cartage aboard ship, i of the proudest and'most ancient in near Surrey, when his horse bolted and sky ing rates, maps, etc., call on thet'onipanv'a lit another place, still lower in the “Why, man!” said the captain, “We or $200 for the same sum and the lnevi- . England, and it was one of the ances threw him, net far from the Wortly agent at McMinnville social and the human scale, I eneoun- , came from our camp seven miles away table loss by abrasion, whatever it may , tors of the present duke, who claimed mansion. Lady Alice could not of ' R KOEHLER. E. P. ROGERS, tered “the elite” of Paris ragamuffins. to save you. Manager. Asst. G F. A P Agt prove to be. There are great Wall the credit of striking down the king of loved him very much, as she could not These were sprawling male and female, “Save h—1!” roared the man, “who street firms shipping from $25,000,000 Scotland on the fatal field of Flodden, restrain a silvery laugh at the some about the rooms and entries, brawny asked fur any help?” to $-10,000,000 annually. when King James and his nobility per what ridiculous plight of her noble ad men and weather-beaten poissardes, •“Yes, p’int him out!” ejaculated his ished almost to a man in the most des mirer. He was conscious enough to Safe Experts. half covered with rags; one who had perate of English border battles. hear her, and |wlien he got well lie come to an equilibrium and was strug wife. “Why i settler rode in on a mule anil Ill Cincinnati there is a man by the I If mi lie sure and call for your licitata The father of the present duke was a never rode that way again. gling forward, yet standing still, as one via tlx man of good appearance and average But apart from the elder sons of the in a nightmare. Another rendering up said you were attacked, and, of course, name of John Henry Williams, and i we came to your help.” this secluded individual sports the rep physique, but^haughty and overliear- , nobility, who arc so rich that it hardly “Well, dod rot you, you have spil’t all utation of being the best safe expert in ! ing to a marked degree. ] matters whether they are fools or not, to Bacchus an account of the night’s debauch; one was kicking a retreating Owning valuable colleries, lie occa- < so far as their own well being is con enemy. All this is, in short, alxiut The the fun. We've been waitin’ right here the country. If one should watch him | fur five years to have them Injins show as he gracefully balances a billiard cue xionally gave them his personal atten. , cerned, England is swamped with the nearest approach of the human race to up and we’d just got ’em red hot fur fun preparatory to making a hard shot, I —THE - tion. At tliat time child labor was per- | thousands of younger sons, who have mitteil in English coal pits, aud boys ; to look for something else than heredi the lower animals, tempting the phi when you had to cum chargin’ up and surrounded by the elite of social lions i losopher to exclaim: “Only think of scatter’em off! It was dead wrong on with eagle eyes, he would litttle think and girls *who should have licen at tary i tt1 wealth for a living. These young that this white knuckled gentleman is school were to lie seen coming forth , er sons are,as a rule, wort hies* fellows in the souls, which are very clever things me and Nance.” of celestial origin, being constrained to “Yu l>et, Sam, dead wrong,” his wife a man who handles iron and steel for a from the pits at evening, grimy and , every sense of the term. Their parents animate such vile bodies, sent hither, black as imps of Satan. livelihood. But it is so, and there is I take care of them long enough to en perhaps to expiate horrid crimes done added. It is positively the shortest anil finjil “Why, you’d have been burned out perhaps no other man in the world who ■ line to Chicago and the east and south and Petitions to the'duke to alleviate tbe able , them to spend their youth In disi- in another existence?” the only sleeping and dining car through in ten minutes more!” exclaimed the can judge of the work of a cracksman ! eondition of these little serfs were un pation, and usually try to foist them off line to The Boulevarde St. Michael, which amazed captain. better than he. Almost instantly after availing, and he also presented a strong , on the army, the Church, the navy, or runs through the heart of th« Latin Omni,a. Kansas < lly. mol all MIssaarl “Would, eh? In the first place that viewing a “cracked” safe he can tell by 1 opposition to the legislation which ul the civil service. Every department is River Point. timately came to the relief of the min loaded with them and new offices are quarter, is a particularly interesting hay is still wet from the rain. In the whom the work has been done. He place at about 2 o'clock in the morning. next place I drawed out the axle pins has been engaged in this business for ers, and redeemed England from the all the time being created for their liene- Its magnificent steel track, unsurpassed I rain service and elegant dining and disgrace of infant slavery. It was dur tit. At tlie resent session of Parliament The brasseries, which are countless in and every wheel would liev run off in many years and quite successfully. | sleeping cars lias honestly earned for it tlx ing a discussion of the subject, in the Mr. .Stanhope, the Secretary of War, this quarter, close at 2 o’clock, and the liacking it ten feet. In the last place wc “Yes, the man who knows the inside title of . house of lords, that the earl of Win was compelled to admit that numbers result is that a legion of more or less in ' jist wanted to git the crowd in range, and outside of a safe,” said he to a re chester held up before the eyes of his of clerks were employed in the War ebriated students and less inebriated and then sweep eni with the old swivel porter, “has about as much as he can colleagues a picture of one of the little Office for ¡whom there is little or no i but more studious cocottes are turned I’ve had mounted back here for two do following up successful and unsuc unfortunates, hunch-backed and black work. But all of them cannot be pro-1 loose, and the echoes of characteristic ' years. I reckon you meant right ’nuff, cessful attempts to “erack” them by Others may imitate,but none can surpass it Onr motto is “always on time " ened, staggering under a load of coal. vidcd for at public expense and not. songs awaken the drowsy gendarme, but it was dead wrong on me an’ Nance professional burglars, for no occurrence who has ensconced himself in some Be sure and ask ticket agents for ticket, and after this I’ll thank ye to mind yer of this kind takes place without the po The duke of Newcastle effected to laugh only England but the whole world, is i via this celebrated route and take none at it. It is but too true, however, tliat infested by these young men, whose dark doorway and gone quietly to sleep bizness. The Injins is gone, and the lice sending for experts to make an ex others. W It MEAD, G. A his son, afterwarils lxirn, was and is titled origin is a cune to them, lie waiting for the well-known sound. It Lord only knows when another gang amination. No. 4 Washington street, Portland, Or much more^misshapen than that |xxir cause it makes them ashamed to cam Is at this hour that the boulevards of will cum along.” “Indeed, the statements which ap this quarter abound in types’of the ex And the pair picked little slave in the picture. pear in the newspapers,” he continued, their bread. On tlie Continent all the From Terminili or Interior Pointu the and went to their work in the corn “after an attack on a vault or a safe, are ■Speaking of marks, have you ever sons of a prince are princes, and they treme. lieard of tlie "cross of t’ardogan?” have a title to bestow on any wealthy The drowsy market man nodding so patch without giving us another word always given by one of our men. The Probably [not; for it is a secret kept girl who is willing to marry them. In sleepily along with his provisions for or look. police get the credit for such discoveries with jealous care, and outside of a few England only,the elilest son gets tlie ' the great market, tlie noisy bands of The Body of an Atlanta Chem but we are content with our remuner TBT O1TE old inhabitants, known hardly to any title; the others have to shift for them mischievous students returning from a ation." ist Changes to Marble. -— ------ ♦ ---------- except mcniliers of that illustrious fam selves, and belong to the common peo- debauch, the festive Brasserie girl and South African Diamonds. «I. G. BALLINGER & CO ily. The ol<l inhabitants in question I pie. It is a harsh law, but no harsher : cocotte in silks and ostrich feathers, who A petrified human body. A liody Is the Line to Take are to be found at Bury St. Edmunds, than tliat whicli made Victoria the sov- I if not as noisy as the students are fully which has turned from flesh to white Thirty-eight million carats of dia ZÆcZÆIXTISr^T-irjILE, OIS. the seat of the Cadogan family, audit ■ ereign of England when tlie former as loud. All this, with an occasional marble, as hard and firm as tlie flesh monds, weighing over nine tons have was while on a visit there I heard tlie 1 king, licr Uncle William IV., had | policeman, compose a fair picture of itself. This is the very strange and ex been found here. In the rough their ceptional sight in the undertaking es aggregate value was $250,000,000 and It is the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runt tradition. The Cadogans, like many ' children lxirn in matrimony bv a wife I the Isatin quarter^at midnight. Through VESTIBULED TRAINS Hideous beings never seen in the day tablishment of F. X. Billey, at 62, after cutting nearly $600,000,000, which other leading houses in the English no who liad lived witli him for years, but Every Day in lhe Year to bility, were greatly enriched hv the whose marriage to him had never had are out and about at between 2 and 6 south Prior street. It is a case which is more than the world’s yield during ; in the morning, carrying on their var- will be spoken of, and treatises written confiscation of church property under tbe consent of Parliament. the two preceding centuries. Of the Henry VIII., and a portion of the Ab Many of these younger sons are to be ; ious modes of gaining an existence, to upon in future works of embalming. whole production not more than 8 per <No Change of Cars : retire in the daytime into the garrets The liody is that of Edward Sound cent, can be said to 1«? of the first water bey lands at Bury St. Edmunds fell to found in the convict prisons of Eng and foul corners which abound in this Cmiilioshl of IHMMi (MtS strong, formerly tlie chemist of the At tbeir share. The monks driven forth land. George Wareliam—he is known 12 per cent, of the second water and 25 (unsurpassed) lanta perfumery company. Forty-five per cent, of the third water, while the on the world to beg, left the familiar by a dozen other names—one of the 1 quarter. But there are three notorious resorts days ago Mr. Soundstrong died, and HIlAbM HI! IWIMililHlN MUTED BUT CURES walls with bitter curses on tbeir perse most expert forgers that over victim-i .. remaining 55 per cent, is called bort, a l“v,t : v“‘'? (Of Latest Equipment,) e , , , . ., I that are typical of the kind ot place his remains were taken to Mr. Billy's sulistance which, when crushed to a NOTHING ELSE. cutors, as they regarded tlie king and . ized the tradesmen of London, is said i .. . 7 , .. , ♦ a-r»i 1 r»/» » urx»> / , / KI/1 ... these wretches irequent; indeed they office to be embalmed. The dead chem powder, is of use in the arts. * • Till KIST SLFEPWfi CARS tlie nobles that »shared in tlie spoils. . to iwx I m - the younger son of a noble I1/A11QXA house j 1 Bost that can be constructed and in One of these monks, known as Brother in the northern part of the kingdom. . , an* accounted as being among the sights ist’s wife was in Sweden, his native which accommodations are for hol Wilfried, but whose real name is said His family trained him for the Church, i 1 of contemporary Paris, just as much as home, and she requested that his liody ders of First or Sccond-eptss Tick ets, and to have been William Ixieke, was ar but he found the duties of curate at the : are the sewers and catacombs. And if lie embalmed, so that she could come HEtiAKT DAY COACHES. rested on tlie charge of treason in some charming village of Wootton Bassett, j reports be true, illustrious personages, across the ocean and look upon his Continuous Lino connecting with all expression to which he gave utterance, in Wilts, too irksome, and he soon ex- | such as the Prince of Wales and Grand face again. The body was embalmed by Mr. Bil lines, affordiug direct and unin and burned at the stake, tlie then an changed the pulpit for the army. It : I Duke Nicholas, have not overlooked terrupted service. cestor of [the present earl of Cadogan was while a lieutenant of dragoons that i them in slumming tom's. To begin ley himself. Some days ago lie noticed Pullman Sleeper reservations » an lie secur having been particularly active in the he discovered his own ability as a for i with the one on tlie Rue ties Anglais, that tlie flesh was crystalizing. Tlie ed in advance through any agent uf the road arrest and persecution. As tlie flames ger in drawing a requisition which re called the Pen* Lunette. This place is fluids used in embalming are exceed Tliroilirll Tirkek To and from all Point« IIIIVUUII lirMIKhl Amerk’A. England I easily recognizable from tlie street by ingly poisonous, and, as Mr. Sound shot up around him, the monk raised quired tlie colonel’s signature. The end Europe can be purchased at any ticket office of this coninanv. a crutix in his right hand, and extend requisition was honored, but Wareham ‘ the huge pair of spectacles whicli hang strong had died from mercurial poison, Full information concerning rates, time ing it towards Cadogan, exclaimed: Be was in due time detected and allowed ! over the door. Dimly lighted with a Mr. Billey believed that the action of of trains, rout» sand other details furnished [ smoky kerosene lamp, which serves one poison on the other was producing tins your curse. on application to anv agent, or to resign. He then forged his own And. It Is IBxxilcLirxg' Vp It is said in tradition tliat the first brother's name to a note for £70b and only to make darkness visible, one the strange result. Gradually the face A 1» CHARLTON. Asti General Passenger Agent. ; gradually, after entering liegins to get child born to < 'adogan after tlie execu got tbe money, witli which lie fled to of the dead man became whiter and General Office Of (lie Company, No, 1*1 Soon Lots will be scarce and Command a Higher Price. I First St., Cor. AVahliigton, Foi land. Or. tion of tlie unhappy monk Ixire the New York. The note, purporting to glimpses of the depravity round alxiut ! whiter, harder and harder, until now it mark of a cross on the palm of bis lie a />o«/ obit-— that is, payable when : him. i is nothing but white stone, as white ZS-ixsr ZToxxr Ecfore Too ZLote Sitting along the side of the passage right hand. The child died six months coining into property—was not found ; and firm as marble. Mr. Billey is ail i on the empty barrels is n row of sodden after its birth; several children have to lie fraudulent for several years after undertaker and embalmer of long ex Price KiGanges $50 up. For full particulars apply to lieen lxirn to tlie several generations of it was made. Meanwhile Wareham I disheveled men and women witli such perience, but never in iiis life, he says, J. I. KNIGHT A CO.. hideous faces and so repulsive in ap THE INVESTMENT CO.. FOB THOSE WHO CANNOT POSSIBLY CALL PER the house of Cardogan, bearing this got out if money in •America and re lias he either heard of or seen such an SONALLT, HONE TKEATJIENT PLACED WITH 49 Stark Kt., Portland, Or. pearance tliat one shudders at breath Real Estate Agent*, McMinnville mark, and ail have died in early In turned to London, where lie i-ontinued F. BARNEKOFF A CO., I instance as this one. IN THE BEACH OF ALL THAT WILL GIVE ing the air in the same room with McMinnville Flouring Mill*. fancy, while others without the mark his forgeries. His usual course was to Tlie bereaved wife of the dead chem INSTANTANEOUS BELIEF AND A PEBMANENT CUBE. bare usually survived. Such is the get hold of a genuine signature and ; them. Croaking revilement at every ist reached Atlanta after her long trip story as told at Bury St. Edmunds. tr.ee it out exactly witli the ai«l of a incomer, these wretches pass tlie night from Sweden, and has looked upon the The most speedy, positive and pertna DENVER, Of coruse, no confirmation or refuta candle, a box and a piece of glass. The in drinking liad brandy and vile rum stone face of her husband. Her grief nent cure for Catarrh of the Head, Asthma and all Throat, Bronchial, Lung, Heart i and singing viler songs. Passing lie-1 tion of it can be obtained from tlie Car- method I am unable to describe exact was pitiful to see. Next week the body Stomach, Liver and Kidney Affections, 4 dogans tliemseves. Tlie present earl is ly, 'nut it worked so well that it almost | yond tbe visitor enters a chamber that i will be taken back to Sweden, where it Nervous Debility, etc. Consumption, in | displays the luxury of a tew tables and i ldgh in the confidence of Queen Victo deceived the persons whose names had will rest under the sod of his native its various stages, permanently cured. D r . A born ’ s O riginal M ode of T reat ST PAUL, ST. LOUIS. ria, a memlier of her privy council, and been forged. He landed at last in Chat ! chairs and has tlie walls adorned with ■ land.— Atlanta Constitution. ment aud his M edicated I nhalations lie left Culford Hall Sept. 1, to act as ham prison, an<l lias licen in and out of pictures that appeal to the depraved AND ALL POINTS gives instantaneous relief, builds up and : and the communistic character. There [ No one doubts that Dr. Sage’s Ca- minister in attendance upon tlie queen it more than once. the whole constitution and are portraits of Louise Michel, Baudin, i tarrh Remedy really cures Catarrh, revitalizes at Balmoral. thereby prolonging life. Weak, Witli such examples liefore them and i etc., together with scenes of the barri whether the disease lx? recent or of long systarn, nervous, debilitated aud broken-down There are, however, other interesting tlie growing evidence lioth of the phys cades and of celebrated murders. i standing, liccause the makers of it constitutions, old and young, invariably incidents connected with tlie physique These dift'erent pictures all have songs I clinch their faith in it with a $500 guar gaiu from ten to thirty pounds in from of the English nobility, outside of tlie ical and mental incompetency of the thirty to ninety days. birtli marks connected with gloomy peerage, it is not strange that tlie ques attached to them aud for the small sum antee, which isn't mere newxpai>er D r . A born ’ s phenomenal skill and mar of abolishing tlie house of lords tion 1 of two sous a wretch with a fish eye, a ; j guarantee, but “on call” in a moment. velous cures have created the greatest Z=OŒ^TXj^-lSriD, OIS. tradition. Every one who lias met Lord Ducie lias noticed tliat bls eyes and titled peerage is more and more shot-away nose, and of villainous as- ' ! That moment is when you prove that astonishment on the Pacific Coast and pect catches up a dirty guitar and ■ its makers can't cure you. Tlie reason | throughout the American continent, dur are of a distinctly different color, one pressing upon the jieople of England. GEO. S. TAYLOR’ Ticket Agt. the past twenty-five years. Asthma, rasps out a ditty so tilled with Parisian ! for their faith is this: Dr. Sage's rem ing black and piercing, the other bright Catarrh of the Head, and all Throat, Bron Sorry slip Wasn’t a Man. argot that a foreigner needs must lie edy lias proved itself tlie right cure for chial aud Lung trouble instantly relieved, and blue. It is a physical peculiarity Corner First and Oak Sts. The case of the young girl, Agnes well acquainted with the language fo ninety-nine out of one hundred eases of also Ear Diseases and Deafness often cured in his lordship's family, handed down permanently at first consultation. D r . ««tn scoia? on < •• f L ■ A ♦ X3 from tlie remotest generation. When Ilankin, who was recently pardoned catch even tbe drift of what is being Catarrh in tlie Head, and the World's A born ’ s essay on the “ Curability of Con » «*«<*«*• • •» « ?» > ; » 3 • his lordship wishes to have a joke witli out of the penitentiary, prompts the ir sung. On leaving the place the rush of Dispensary Medical Association can af- : sumption,” aud a treatise on “Catarrh o| »b<’ 2 A* <1 ■:»•! »</ ■" i a new acv|Uaintance he holds his mon reverent suggestion tliat nature some coo! night air rouses the lialf-drunken ford to take the risk of you living tlie the Head,” with evidences of some ex •Ul^rior VC- A rt times doesn ’ t know her business thor traordinary cures, mailed free. Call or tofOill' «•' it- •< h Its «.JP» , one hundredth. customer to whine out a request for one ocle ill such a way that only one eye is •»•bove Orti» th«** v h.y «• t •« OR. ABORN> «tc*ran «.take »»•«• 1 seen upon introduction. At the next oughly and gets conflicting elements more drink, and curse hoarsely the de The only question is—are you willing address theebniwe All ’ b«vo »/><; «. Fourth and Morrison Sts.» Portland, Oregon. return is »« •¡»«•n '«or ro.ri« ' gtanee which the new friend ventures mixed in tliesame body. Agni's seems parting one. Turning the corners and to make tlie test, if tlie makers are wil- th»M« who »-ell—»ii it' trlib« H to have lived in a jierpetual protest anri th'*» atrmi.«» Tbe t- N otb . — Home treatment, securely packed, sent by ' ling to take tlie risk? If so, the rest is ■ dodging the lurching wayfarers who! Ijord Ducie turns on him the oilier f'nninr <«f »bi* u«b er»ioe,ne. i express to all parts of the Pacific Coast, for those who »hows lire Miiall nt-' -.1 rhe tek eye. The effect may lie imagined, and against tlie feminine form witli which abound in the district at this hour of’ easy. You pay your druggist 50 cents cannot possibly call in person. Th” following cut g'.ves the appears ne- ©Tit reda/eri^' it is sometimes as funny to his lordship I she is endowed. She got into tlie peni the night one sees a little way ahead a . and the trial begins. If you’re wanting ! ILL INVITED TO CALL FOR FREE CONSULTATION tentiary by stealing a horse in order to red light, which on closer inspection the $o00 vou'll get something lietter—a ■ as it is confusing tn tbe other party,' FIRE AND BURGLAR PROOF SAFE. who begins to wonder wliether bis own get away from home and live as a man. i reveals the inscription: Chateau Rouge. j cure. In tlie prison she frequently liesougbt ■ The door is opened and you enter a . A friend of mine a few months ago sight is not effected. Lord Wemyss, of Scotland, is said to the guards to let her exchange her fe j large, lofty, but foul-smelling room, and told me how to shave easily and pain- SECOND HAND SAFES AT A BARGAIN have in reality the power pretended by male attire for the breeebes, and with * the people are even fouler than the '; lessly, and I have never shaved in a in two weeks after being pardoned she ■ odor. Like the Pere Lunette thieves ‘! liarber shop since. Tlie plan is to use some clowns of moving his ears at will, and Lord Norton is noted tor the exer lias again put on ixiys clothing, elipped and outcasts of all kinds are here in 1 j hair oil or grease instead of soap to pre- hair close and run away from I force. cises of ventriloquil ability. At a re her i pare the chin and soften the lieard. home.— ('ouricr-Jonrnal. Bad brandy lias the call here, as may ’ i Vaseline is the most convenient, and it ception given by tlie Prince of Wales a SEND FOR DESCRIPTIVE CIRCULAR AND PRICE LIST. Jacob Sharp is said to have taken a be seen from the noses of the inmates, ■ | should be rubbed in quite freely. Then few weeks ago Lord Norton ventured to use iris faculty on his Royal High fancy to Lovejoy, the Porter of the which have taken on the color of the ' i with a keen razor shaving can lx? done ness in a way that proved more success Fifth avenue hotel, and helped hint to house. There is a large zinc bar at one : j quickly and without a suspicion of pain. full than satisfactory. The Prince was buy street railway stoek uhi®, it was end which is presided over by a woman 1 i At first I couldn’t reconcile myself to Vever Fail to Protect their Contents against Both Fire and Barges conversing witli Lady Henry Bruce, very cheap, and the rise in the value of ironically named “mother,” and a man doing without the orthodox lather and F0F\ surrounded with a brilliant group, the stock has made Lovejoy a rich called “the dove.” This large room 1 used soap after the vaseline had been when suddenly lie heard, as from one man. The old head porter of the Grand opens into another, still larger, which applied. But the soap is really unnec H all s S afe and L ock C ompany . Factory. CINCINNATI, OHIO of his noblemen near him, “Your Roy Pacific hotel, Chicago, is said to be like the Pere Lunette, is furnished with essary, and shaving with oil or vaseline al Highness!” The Prince looked up, worth $250,000, made in most part from tables and chairs, and it is here that is cleaner, as well as pleasanter, and It lias permanently cured TnorsAxps SALESROOMS : surprised at the interruption. He saw points given him by prominent business i the most convivial spirits are to be what is more to the point, there is no of cases pronounced by doctors hope dew York City; Portland. Me.; Boston; Philadelphia; Cleveland, Cid less. If you have premonitory symp equal surprise on the faces of the party. men. The moral is that whatever you j found. Upstairs is the sleeping room irritation whatever to tlie skill. toms, such as Cough, Difficulty of -ouisville; St. Louis; Kansas City; Omaha; Minneapolis; St. Paul; N-:v. 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