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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 25, 1890)
YOU SHOULD Know that while you talk to three or four persons, the TELEPHONE-REG ISTER talks to three or four thousand. Bear this in mind when you ADVERTISE. Circulation Guaranteed Greater Than That of Any Other Paper Published in Yamhill County M c M innville , oreg - on , T hursday , S eptember 25, isso. TELEp1H0NEE'‘,E,stabl'rshed7une.'1886^ COnSOlidatetl Fell. I, 1889 VOL. IL NO. 34. the sucker and which is supposed to BEING A PRESIDENT. but liejmade a doleful failure of it. The could be sent by wire; Cyrus W. Field, Only One Per Cent serve ns a sort of lubricator for this opposition newspapers charge«l him because he said a cable could be laid The Life of Our Chief Execu organ. ■THE FAMOUS------- with the crime of being a late riser, but across the Atlantic, Edison because he Bad debts are inevitable wherever tive Not all Fun, by any The flea is an insatiable feeder, and if it was also true that he was an owl. stated he could light houses and streets business is conducted upon the credit McMINNVILL, - OREGON Means. not interrupted will continue feeding Much of his work was done far into by electricity’. system. That system may, in time, be And just as I left it, everything there, indefinitely, and that accounts for the the night hours. Among other things overthrown in the retail trade, but the Father and mother and all, No hod carrier works nearly so hard The Microbe of the Magnet. The hills were as green, and the skies were endless rows of bites, which are often one should not forget to mention is chances are that it will exist long after as the president of the United States. as fair, almost enough to drive their victims that Mr. Harrison is mayor, to all in And the trees were just as tall With all the pharphernalia of the the present readers of trade journals are —ON---- crazy. The horny skin of the flea pre Save possibly the New York city street tents and purposes, of Washington and dead. There arc many points in its fa* MEXICAN CIGARS, And father was getting in hay, you know, vents any great distention of the diges- car driver, whose day of service covers the District of Columbia, and that he modern, physical and electrical labora vor, but the one which finds its exprw- And he wanted me to load : sixteen hours, no man labors so long tory, the instruments of precision that sor.n BY------ Is obliged to control municipal affairs ’Twas the clover and herdgra^, so heavy, tive apparatus, and as they are full of sion at the head of this article must not and has so little time to become ac will handle a millionth of an inch as that grow blood they liegin to void a portion of it, On Short or Long Time in Sums to suit. as well as those of the nation. But lie so considered. Yet there are thous In the meadow across the road Txjwest Rates and no Commissions. Rogers Bro’s and, if'permitted to «lo so, they will quainted with his family. Not one whatever a president of the United readily as a laliorer his pick and shovel; ands of retailers who are contented And those fractious old oxen were jus: the continue for many hours sucking and moment does the president get for States may do he is always sure of fe with all the evolution going on same himself, except when he is asleep, and rocious attack by the public prints, through generation* of scientists, and with their system of credits l»ecauae 8harp>hornsd, with the brass button tips; voiding. losses from bad debts are only one per even then he keeps on toiling, as the I helped fasten them on the day the» came — It is believe«! that among all insects with accompanying illustrations of the almost incessant wrestling of secrets cent. We arc frequently asked if this Twas the year of the great eclipse hunter dog keeps on hunting in his from the Ixisom of nature, we doubt if the flea is the only one that makes pro himself in every distressing guise by Is too large, and unhesitatingly reply— When the long, long, beautiful day was o’er’ vision to nourish its young offspring, dreams. He is a public man in degree the most expert caricaturist« in the science is any closer to the isolation or Yes! It is fully one-eighth of the net And the lowing cows came home, that no other citizen is. He has no attenuation of the microbe of the mag which fact may also in a measure ac land. House, Sign, and Ornamental Painter prolit of a well-conducted retail busi stood there at the open door, ELSIA WRIGHT. My As mother count for its great voracity. Natural privacy nor any private relaxation; she called the children to come Last, but not least important, the net. It is absurd to suppose that a pri ness and is a burdensome tax upon the • Carries the Largest Assortment of The Only Sign Writer in the County. ists have observed that there are always not a moment does he have for himself president’s dwelling is the Mecca to mary energy is impressed U]x»n a piece <*arnings. Many are content«*! so long For supper was ready—so, one and all. Harness and -addles ano also the found mixed with the eggs of fleas a in his personal capacity. Even his which all the cranks in the country of steel once for all. The transfer of as the year’s showing indicates no We tumbled and laughed with glee, Homes fitted up in the Neatest and Most LARGEST STOCK IN YAMHILL COUNTY. In our haste to answer the welcome call, certain number of grains of a brilliant house, called the executive mansiou, is make pilgrimages when they can. To that energy into actual work would greater loss, congratulating themselves Artistic Style. “Why, wife, what's the matter with me?” Harness of all kinds Made to Order. Re black color, which are simply dried nearly all of it an office, the courtesy of protect Mr. Harrison from torture by quickly destroy the magnetic power, that only fl out of evety f 100 credited Designs furnished for Decorations. And the old wife bowed o’er the old man’s pairing Neatly Done blo«xl that has lx*en brought there by the government permitting him merely them, from physical assault, from as yet such destruction not only does not is lost. If retailers would figure the head Remember Paper Hanging and Inside Fur Robes, Whips and all the Necessaries to occupy a few rooms in it for living And smoothed down his scant gray hair. the mother flea. sassination even, he has to be surround take place, but the very exercise of the nishing a Specialty are Kept in Stock in Endless And her kiss and tear were one as she said: purposes—so few in fact, that every ed by a cordon of guards. At every re power strengthens the magnet. A per cent of loss on the net earning in- Contrary to what one might think, a st«*ad of on the volume of credits, they Work taken by Contract or by the Dav. Ex ‘ You’ve been having a nap in your chair.” Variety. ----------- ---------------- priori, the flea does not fix its eggs to president’s wife complains that she is ception he gives each guest lias to pass horse shoe of steel can be magnetized would find that their loss of only one perienced men employed. Call and Sec Stock. Store on Third Street, situated, domesti<?ally speaking, as if in ten seconds by the current of a few Third Street, McMinnville, Oregon. McMinnville. Oregon. Pl LEX IRRITANS, ESQUIRE. the skin of its victims. She lets them she were in a small flat, restricted as to the scrutiny of six watchful sentinels amperes from a battery—a ridiculously per cent has increased to 10 or 15 per drop on hearth rugs and furniture and liefore the visitor gets near tlie chief her household quarters by the en magistrate. At all hours the lobby of small amount of energy all told—and cent of the reward for their year's la An Obtrusive Little Character, among dirty linen and rubbish. The croachments of an ever-present shop. bor. H. BALLINGER, favorite places for the deposition of eggs the White house is patrolled by these such magnet «¡an lift many pounds of that, Like the Poor, is Take, for instance, a business of 830,- Evon when the president takes a va- iron in contact. Rut without contact however, are the little crevices in the men, each one of whom Is especially “ Always with Us. ’ ’ 000 per untiui, with gross profits equiv DEALERS IN A ttorney at L aw . floor or walls, in which the adult in «mtion, the shop follows him and his selected for his skill as a detective a* it may lift and hold a pound of iron Fleas seem to a great extent to be the sects hide themselves «luring the day family. Mr. Arthur attempted to get well as for muscular strength. Captain easily. It will hold that pound for an alent to 16 per cent on the coat of the Ofiice in Fletcher building, Third Street, result of civilization of a certain kind; time. The female flea lays from 8 to 12 away from it by exiling himself to the Densmore, who has command of the eternity, and every seexind of that time goods. This would result in a net profit of about $2,000, provide«! store ex Yellowstone park; but even there he for wherever men exist fleas will sooner eggs, seldom more than that. McMinnville. Oregon squad, is reckoned the most expert without end the magnet is expending penses were not over 8 per cent A loas was beset to the point of distraction by or later put in an appearance. energy until it foots up an almost in Not only does the mother store up judge of cranks in this country. His AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES. Indeed, if the legend be true, we are dried l»loo«l as food for her young, but reporters and tourists in eager search of conceivable total of actual power. Not of only one per cent means 15 per cent DR. J. C. MICHAUX first lieutenant has an upper arm that of the net profit. Is not this, then, a indebted to none other than Noah for she has even been observed to disgorge presidents and other curiosities. Even is as big as an ordinary man’s thigh, alone that, but the magnet of one serious matter? the fish he caught seemed to know he this pest which makes us uncomforta pound lifting |»wer today may and Practicing Physician and Surgeon, Musical Goods and InStmiTieiltS into the mouths of the larva* the blood and his fellows are all athletes. The In our con vernations with merchant* ble and fidgety in our waking hours, with which she has filled. So that was catching them in official capacity. squad has plenty to do. Dozens of {>er- will be stronger tomorrow. Where does of all Kinds. we hear frequent complaints al»out the When he sought refuge in the fast and robs us of our sleep at night, and all this really tremendous amount of LAFAYETTE. OREGON- martyrdom on our part may serve to sons afflicted w’ith one form or another amount tied up in credits. All mention In building formerly occupied by Me which, in spite of its diminutive size, is foster and develop maternal instincts nesses of the Adirondack«, reporters of dementia are turned away by them power come from? By what inscruta a class who, to give one dealer’s expres Mineville News Co Jan. SI. ’88. swarmed in his neighborhood its thick an altogether too patent fact in this among the lower order of life. from the executive mansion every day. ble process does the mere magnetiza sion, “pay $5 on account and trade $10. glorious state of Oregon to be ignored. The means of locomotion of fleas are as the flies for which that region is fa The moment an individual appears tion of a bar of steel make it a machine There is a fear which almost amount* S. A. YOUNG, M. D. The following tradition of the history the powerful hind legs, with which mous, with special wires to the metrop for the transformation of energy? Not whose aspect is not entirely satisfactory to commercial cowardice, that if such of the flea is preserved among a sect of they make their wonderful leaps. To olis, whence the news of his latest a reactionary or storage device which, Physician & surgeon, he is asked what his business is, and an account is ch«*cke«i or stopped, it in Kurds who dwell at the foot of Mount entomologists fleas constitute a distinct movement was distributed, Further like a steel spring, honestly gives back unless his reply Is reassuring, lie Is not volves the loss of the entire credit. M u M imnville . - - - O regon . Sindshar: “When Noah's ark sprung a class of Insects known as Aphaniptcra, more, his wife’s affairs were considered admitted. A few days ago a man called approximately all it has received, but a Rather than tak<* that risk, Tom, Dick Office ami residence on D street. All B. CLARK. PROPRIETOR. leak by striking against a rock in the or “Non-appearing Wings,” which to I k * as legitimately open to newspaper perpetual transforming or converting to see Mr. Harrison with a tin box and Harry are permitted to trade and calls promptly answered day or night. vicinity of Mount Sindshar, and Noah name is given to them because their scrutiny as his own. Was she not, machine. There is a hidden process under his arm. Tin boxes are suspic despaired altogether of safety, the ser wings are not visible to ordinary obser fors«x>th, the wife of the president? She ious articles and he was pressed closely going on of some kind—energy is go pay on account, doing it in a manner E. E. GOCCHER. J. F. CALBUKATH. that keeps the balance steadily growing Furniture of all the Latest Styles made to pent promised to help him out of his vation, being merely represented by could not buy7a dozen handkerchiefs alxiut his errand. Finally he said that ing into the magnet all the time it is larger. It is the exception when such order In Oak. Ash or any Wood without gossip for the lienefit of 60,000- j mishaps if he would engage to feed him Calbreath & Goucher. four very minute scales on the thorax, he had n new kind of religion to show doing work—energy in some form an account is desirable. H«xmer or later desired. u|»n human flesh after the deluge had the upper two of which are the rudi 060 of people, nor could she decline to the president Of <»urse that settled Where does it come from? gravity, at the most of such customers manage to PHYSICIANS ANO SURGEONS, FINE WORKMANSHIP A SPECIALTY! subsided. Noah pledged himself to do ments of the first pair of wings and the shake hands with her husband’s open him. Perhaps the funniest of all the mosphere, solar rays, earth currents? leave the retailer in the lurch. As a M c M innville , - - - O regon . enemy without occasioning a scandal so, and the serpent, coiling himself up, lower of the second pair. queer |ieop!e who come to the White Who can say? It is a great problem general rule, 110 such credit should l»e of national proportions. (Office over Braly’s Bank.) drove his l>ody into the fracture and worthy of a life-time of indefatigable The muscular power of the flea is house are those who demand permis extended, unless to a party of known Orders taken for nil kinds of work and stopped the leak. When the pluvius President Harrison has fairly sur research. It is a microbe, and it will responsibility, and holding title to real : satisfaction guaranteed. Call at factory element was appeased and all were really enormous in comparison with the rendered. He has not tried to escape sion to visit the most private rooms of size of the insect. The average jump the president, on the ground that they be discovered, and the discovery will estate. : and sec specimens of furniture, making their way out of the ark the of a flea is about thirty times its own his official cage. His cape May cottage make electricity the qu«*en of nature ’ s SUdGEON AND HOMEOPATHIC i Do not buy without first seeing the furni- serpent insisted upon the fulfillment of height. If a man wereendowe«! with is merely a place to which he is per as representatives of the public, own forces, and steam will Ixuome a dim Know your customers thoroughly lie- the establishment. Thanks to the pre fore extending an account, and far bat j turc manufactured here in your own state the pledge he had received, but Noah, PHYSICIAN. similar power corresponding to liis size mitted to transfer his official cares. cautions taken, Mr. Harrison is safe in vision of the dark ages of the past.— ter find out all about them l»efor grant 1 and countv For you sec that the president is a man by Gabriel ’ s advice, «»mmitted the Electrical Review. Office at I! F. Fuller’s drug store, Resi-1 ’ B. CLARK. he would be able to jump twice as high ing credit. Render bills promptly and from whom all things emanate and in his own dwelling. Lincoln was not dence. first house south of Baptist church, pledge to the flames, and scattering its as the Palace hotel. murdered in the executive mansion; it Tlie Ocean’s Floor. ' make it the rule that ull accounts shall McMinnville. Or. whom all things center, so far as the ashes in the air there arose out of them The leg Is very elastic and connected Prices Consistent with Good Work. was at the theatre he was attacked. lie settled at least once every month, fleas, flies, lice, bugs and all such sort to the body with long tendons, reced government of this great people is con Here is an end to all romance about and in case of delay close th«* account. Garfield was assassinated at a railroad of vermin as prey upon human blood, ing Into themselves like wire springs. cerned. He never has any time to suck JOHN DERBY. JESSE EDWARDS. station. Any crank who attempted to the hidden ocean depths. The whole Better lose a few customers by being and after this fashion Noah’s pledge When about to leap the leg is drawn up molasses candy and never was known get at the chief magistrate to attack <x?ean is now mapped out before us. over careful than to pass to profit and to swing on a gate. was appeased. Sample rooms in connection. as close to the body as possible and then The report of the exp«xlition sent out loss a «xmsiderable sum. A credit busi Take, for example, his legitimate of him in the white house would be grali- Whatever may be the origin of the shot out. from London for the purpose of ocean ness should lx* kept as close as possible bed, disarmed* and carried off to the o- ---- o flea, one thing is certain—it is an insect The momentum proctieds only from ficial work. To begin with all the de Proprietors of The McMinnville nearest police station with surprising surveys was recently published. Nearly to the line of sharp cash. < 'ntcr to the partments of the government are en that is not regarde«! in any t<» kindly a Is now fitted np in first class order. the first joint; all the propelling power celerity. Y’ou would be astonished to four years were given to the examina g«xxi payers and weed out the slow and TILE manner by the human race. A Ger is there, but the other joints receive the gaged in preparing matters for him to Accommodations as good as can be | see the method by which any one who tion of the currents and the ftoorsof risky patrons. Do not hesitate through determine. The secretaries of war, the TILE man poet has even vented his spite by ound in tlie city. shock and increase it by their stretch makes himself objectionable at the the four great oceans. The Atlantic, fear of giving offense. Money is a tool ! navy, the interior,state,agricultural and saying: “God made the world and the while tlie leap is being made. we are told, if drained, would lie a vast and if tied up in accounts l«*ssenx the S. E. MESSINGER, Manager. > Siluated at the Southwest corner of the the others, all come to Mr. Harrison White house is disposed of. Once in a devil made the flea.” ______ ___________ !______ ’ Fair Grounds. All sizes of It is a mistaken idea that they ac while a man will unavoidably get in at plain, 'with a mountain range in the efficiency of the merchant, rolls him of Here on the Pacific coast the flea, as complish distance by the leap. The whenever anything important in the middle parallel with our coast. Another opportunities for liargains and <l«*sira- M c M innville First-Class Drain Tile executive way is to be done. All mat a reception who is under the influence a torturei'of mankind, holds much the r on hand at lowest living same position as the mosquito does on motion proceeds from fright, is taken ters that eotne up in congress reach of liquor. In such a case the offending range crosses it from Newfoundland to ble purchases, l<*ssenB his power of ex in self-defense, and is almost always Ireland,on thetopof which lies the sub pansion, robs him of «»nfldence in EDWARDS & DERBY, him sooner or later for his considera person is literally passetl from one McMi tnville, Oregon the Atlantic sealward, with the excep upwards. They come down very near marine cable. The ocean is thus divided himself, sets him to shunning and CARLIN A HIGH, Proprietor« 41- guard to another and thrown out into tion that barring his singing and hum the spot from whence the leap was tion an«l decision, and even on private the driveway before lie n*aliz«*s what into three great basins, no longer “un making excuses with his creditors. Goods of all descriptions moved and care affairs the voters of this country regard ming, the latter is a preferable torment ful handling guaranteed. Collections «rill fathomed depths.” The tops of these That is a great deal of mischief for only taken, him as a last resource for advice. has happened to him. There is a regu be made monthly Hauling of a l kinds M c M innville national bank . or, as he usually attacks only the face, The flea is a great pugilist, ami lights sea mountains are two miles below a one per cent to accomplish and excuse lar drill for this performance, amt prac done cheap Corner Third and C streets, in Braly block. neck and hands, whereas our nimble to the death. If a dozen or more are Thousands of private letters on every tice makes perfect. sailing ship, and the basins, according enough for our opinion that such an little flea makes his way into the under put in a vial for a day you will soon conceivable subject reach him every to Reelus, almost five miles. These annual leak is t<xi groat for the |x'rma- M'MIN’NVILLE, OREGON. wear and feasts upon all parts of the perceive the remains of the deatl and week from all parts of the United Unpopular Great Men. II. CLAY BURCH, mountains are whitened for thousands necy of a well regulated retail store. body of his victim from head to foot. wounded as the results of companion States. How much time does he have Transacts a General Banking Business, of miles by a tiny, creamy species of left for the routine of his official duties? A little more than three and a quar Moreover a flea is protected with a hard Tlie Speed of the Future. Real Estate, Collection, Insurance President............................. J. W. COWLS horn skin which enables him to squeeze ship. They stand on their hind legs The president manages with great ter centuries have passed since the birth shell, lying as thickly on their sides as Vice President............ LEE LAUGHLIN and buffet their opponents with the frost crystals on a snowbank. The hurry to get through the perusal of his of Gallileo the greatest philosoper and and Employment Agent. Now that a local single-rail electric, Cashier.......................J. I.. STRATTON himself through the tightest places others. They roll and toss and tumble deepest parts are red in color, heaped without receiving the slightest dam- until it is pitiable to sec the wrecks left important and private letters before 10 astronomer that Italy ever saw. In the with volcanic masses. Through the railroad has demonstrated the feasibil | Sells sight exchange and telegraphic ' age. o’clock, realizing all the time that same year — 1564—Shakespeare was ity of very rapid traveling, interest in i transfers on Portland, San Franco and Sew behind. members of congress are coming in and born. At that time the people of the black, motionless waters of these abysses high rates of rapid transit increase*. Upon their arrival in here inno- I York. A writer who performed tin* experi move gigantic abnormal creatures never made on all accessible points. cent strangers suffer unbearably, and ment says: “One champion lived ten waiting an audien«» In the antecham Eastern continent were almost totally London Iran states that it is “generally Any bittiness entrusted to me will receive I Collections seen in upper currents. Interest allowed on time deposits. are much distressed by the itching, days with no antenme, one eye gone, ber. There is not one of these senators ignorant of the existence of America. prompt attention, ami SATISFACTION accepted ” that a s|>eed of one hundred Here is an old legend coming down Office hours from 9 a. m. to 4 p ni. GUARANTEED. which they do not know how to ac three plates in the side smashed in and an«t representatives who has not mat They had heard in a vague way about to us from the first ages of the world on miles an hour by steam locmotive is count for. It is usually believed that only the first joints of four legs to go tors of more or less importance to dls- the great Western world, but could OmcE with \V T Sitt r.Ttnr. which these scientific deep sea sound practicable with u projjer ]M-rmanetit The Leaders In tenderfeet are much more sensitive to upon. But he was game to the last, cuss, and the same rcmark applies to form no conception of the vast extent ings cast a curious light. Plato and road-bed, butthat this rate is 1 »eaten by the bite of a flea thaw those who have and died a few days ago breathing de many other callers at that hour, who of our territory, many believing that it Solon record the tradition, ancient In electricity. Prof. Elihu Thompson de are nearly all men of importance, who was simply a small island. In the same ’ become ae< iimated, alt bought it is very fiance.” their days, of a country in the western clared recently that much higher difficult to substantiate this theory, as The question of greatest interest to come from all parts of the «»untry, and year that Galileo and Shakespeare saw seas where flourished the first, civiliza speeds than can now be obtained with J 3 HIBBS, ... Proprietor. many natives are plagued just as much readers of this article and to people in who mostly have in charge matters re the light the Huguenots began a settle And all kinds of tion of mankind, which, by volcanic steam locomotives are to lie expected as foreigners. Some ph.ysicians claim general is, “Wliat can lie done to eradi quiring immediate and serious consid ment in Florida, which at that time action, was submerged and lost. The by means of electricity, and lie consid Fresh Meats of all kinds constantly on hand. Highest price paid for Butcher’s eration, implying his express assent or was thought to be an enchanted spot. that in the course of time the human cate this pest?” same story is told by the Central Amer ers from 100 to even 150 mil«** an hour stock Galileo was the eldest son of a noble icans, who still celebrate in the Fast possible. While in the steam Iwomo- blood Ixwomes inoculated with the poi This insect is so universal that any dissent. TntBD S treet . M c M ixxvh . le , O r . While seeing all thes<* men and try man of Florentine, and in his infancy of Izcalli the frightful cataclysm which Uve there are reciprocati ng parts that son of the insect and is no longer affect- attempt to eradicate the species would ing to remember what each one has manifested an interest in the stars. i ed by it. be out of the question, ulterly impossi destroye«! a continent loaded with pop must be put in motion, stopped and re iTRII’LETTA BOND, Although such a common insect here ble, unless people would undertake the said to him, Mr. Harrison is having all While fookingat the heavensone night ulous cities. Dr. Bourlxiurg and other veng'd continually, In the «ffectric loco Proprietors of the people know comparatively little about herculean task of permeating soil and the time thrust under his nose docu he said in his childlike manner: "There eminent archieologists assert that this motive wc have simply a rotary motion the flea, their sole concern being to air with buhach or wormwood or Per ments which must be signed at on«». are thousands of stars, and yet all of lost continent extended from the coast which makes it possible to run with And here he stays, undergoing the or them together do not give one-tenth of Africa near to the West Indies. The economy at much higher rates of s;xM*d. catch and kill them. But there is sian insect powder. The neatest place in the city Animals much of real interest connected with The only precaution that can be tak deal, until, three days in the week, he as much light as the sun itself gives. plateau discovered ill sun-eying the Prof. Thompson believes that if we carefully selected for killing—insuring the the life and habits of the flea; especially en is to take m«*asures to prevent the is obliged to go down stairs and receive No boy ever worked harder to gain ocean fl«x>r corresponds with the theory could come back after another hundred finest meat Poultry, etc , bought and Hot Water Boilers. sold Highest market price paid for every the case when the little jumper flea from biting. visitors—which means performing the knowledge, and no boy had so many exactly. We may yet find the lost years we should.flnd that 1.50 miles an Wash Basins. Etc. is is this thing. placed in position under the micro It is said that Hungarian shepherds pump handle act with a rabble of obstacles to overcome as this young stn- hour to be the speed of traveling. Atlantis. __ _____ scope. American citizens of all degress, pat dent. Before he reached his eighteenth grease their linen witli hogs ’ lard, and WE CAN FIT YOUR HOUSE What he Represented. Farmers, you have lieen protecting The body is rather narrow aud is cov thus render themselves so disgusting, ting the children on th«? head, kissing year he was well versed in Latin and WITH HOT AND COLD infant industries for 70 years. Henry ered with a very hard, shining, horny even to the fleas and lice, as to put them the babies and so on ad infinitum. Greek, was an excellent artist and an WATER. skin, on which are rows of short, sharp This performance always goes on in the ac<»mplished musician. His father Count von Mumm, of the German ('lay, the great advocate of protection, OL Watchmaker effectually to flight. bristles, having their {mints directed The inhabitants of Daleearlia place east room. wished ’aim to practice medicine, but Legation at Washington, is a great am would not insult the.itelligence of the «£LR and Jeweler. All work done in first class order. backwards. It is owing to these bris his tastes and inclinations led him to ateur photographer, aud never loses an American people by pretending that At 5 p. m. Mr. Harrison wishes to go the skins of hares in their apartments, Deal.r in All Kind« of Watches. Jewelry, Plated Ware opportunity to get views of Newport the tariff*benefltted any but the ¡udus tles and the projecting edges of the Give us a Call. injwhich the fleas willingly take refuge driving. He steals out by a back way follow mathematics. Galileo’s ideas Clocks and Spectacles. MCMINNVILLE. OR. horny segments, that to hold a flea in so that they are easily destroyed by the and thus makes his escape, to drive were so far beyond the age in which he life. Being asked out to luncheon at tries so protected. Modern protection GLENN & GRIFFITH, the fingers is so difficult a task. By immersion of the skin in siding wa with this or that noted politician, with lived that no publisher dared print his one of the houses on the bay, where a ists are entitled to the honor of discov Third St. McMinnville. means of its powerful limlis the insect whom he is obliged to discuss questions works. His first great essay on “Hy lovely marine picture lies at your feet, ering that the tariff prote«*ted tlie farm GEO. RAMAGE, ter. forces itself through the fingers a very of state. He comes back, puts on an drostatic Balance” was written in 1586, he took his camera along. None of the er and the 1- oorer. Farmers, there ia An effectual remedy is that prescrib flse paiiiter, paper hanger, kalsominer and little at a time; but however short may ed by old Tusser, in his “Points of evening dress and goes to dinner. At but it was not until 1610 that it was ladies were down, and as he waited a no Canaan that you can be taken too; decorator can be found during the dav hard moment a patting yacht under full sail no Moses will rise to lead you, but you be the progress at each struggle, it is a at work, ami will he very willing indeed to Goode Husbandry,” in the following the table he entertains, by necessity, read by the public. His essay on the caught bis artistic eye. Ina moment can save yourselves. You have the Gates & Henry, Props. give estimates and furnish designs lor all step toward freedom, for the bristly people whom he has invited to dine for “ Center of Gravity ” was not published lines: classes of work. On June I, n shop will be McMinnville, - Oregon. rings very effectually prevent it from 1 reasons purely political. More shop. until fifty years afteF it was written. bis head was un«k*r the little vail and power in vour hand; will you use it? o|H*ne<l opposite the Cook house. wormwood bath seed get a handful being forced back into the position from 1 While Incidentally, he is conscious that the While in his seventieth year he was the focus was lieing adjusted, when a DltUiKKENNKSS—LIQUOR HABIT—I. or twaine, all the World there in but one core, To save against March to make flea to re- eye of the nation is upon him. If he cast into prison and all his works pro stern female voice interrupted with: which it has escaped. Maine»' Golden Kpedflc. Here, j-ou there! What are you at? It can Dr. fraine; Its head, small in proportion to the Where serves wine at the repast the prohibi b« civen in a enp of tc» or coffee vrithent hibited. This was a terrible blow to chamber is sweeped and wormwood the knowledge of tbo person taking it. effecting» Whom do you represent? ” It wai the body, is compressed, and carries two tion crowd will go for him in the pub the old man, for he knew that he had is strown. opeedy and permanent care, whether the patient is a moderate drinker or an alcoholic wreck Thousand» Everything New small antennte of cylindrical form com No flea for his life dare abide to be known lic prints: supposing that lie provides committed no crime, and he knew in lady of the house. Count von Mumm of drnnkards have been cured who have taken the Golden Specific in their coffee without their knowl posed of four joints which the animal Another good remedy is a much di only water the opposition newspapers his heart that he was right. When he had met only the daughter. He turned edge, BBd today believe they quit drinking of tbeir And Firstclass. shakes continually when in motion, luted spray of carbolic acid, the odor of will accuse him of being a temperance asked why he was sent to prison he to her with a profound bow: “Madam, own free will. No harmful effect results from It» administration. Cure, guaranteed. Mend for cir I haf d«* honor to represent de German cular and full particulars. Addrew la confidence. Special Accommodations for Commercial but which it lowers and rests in front which is very offensive to fleas. And in fanatic, and wors^still, of niggardli was told that he had been making false Empire.” G olpku Metric Co., 1« Race Ktreet. < iaciaaati.U Travellers. this state buhach, which has been in ness. of its head when in a state of repose, statements. “You say th«* world moves Corner Second and E Streets, one block The beak is composed of an exterior troduced from the Dutch Indies, has But supposing that Mr. Harrison ex but it does not,” said his enemi«!s. “It from Cooks hotel. jointed sheath, having inside it a tube proven itself very effective. ecutes another strategic movement, is the sun that moves.” “But the Highest of all in Leavening Power.—U. S. Gov’t Report, Aug. 17, 1889. and carrying underneath it two long, The best method, however of getting and, instead of staying in the White world does move,” said Galileo fearless large lances with cutting and saw like rid of the pesky little nuisances Is to house, goes out to a reception or a din ly as they were shutting him in a dark DO NOT CRIPE, SICUH OR edges. It is with this instrument that follow Mepbistopbele’s advice, and “to ner. There again he is badgered, com cell. We speak of the “«lark ages,” or CONSTIPATE. the flea pierces the skin, irritates it and crack them and to crush them at once, pelled to shake hands with every one the “age of superstition,” etc., of the Suit Cunt for S ick H umohe . causes the blood on which it lives to whene'er they bite.” and stared at because he is a public per centuries past, and forget all about the I and all troublaa arising from Indif cation or Conatipatioa. flow. When they begin to suck they son. And it is ten to one that he will ignorance, darkness and superstition of, Improves the Complexion by Purifying the Blood* erect themselves almost perpendicular It is probably not too extravagant to be cornered by some office-seeking the nineteenth century. (Tali]«» stood The doae can be nicely adjusted to eu.t th** case, aa ano pill can ntver bo too large a dose. Easy to Uks ly, thrusting their sucker, which orig say that nt the next centennial of guest and made sorry that lie came. If foremost among the unpopular great i as eo much sugar 42 pills put up in a strong vial which can bo carried iu »«t pocket A Great C»avra> inates in the middle of the forehead, in Washington's inaugural we shall travel it <»n be said that one man who does men of the sixteenth and seventeenth Haee te Traveler* aad R wa I mm Sea. Nana Geaulea wit». .'Creacent” Trade Sark. Sold kv«»rywliere, f Sc. a bottle, M fl VE STICK DQ or others,who wish toextmiffo to the skin. The itching is not felt im by air machines; that we shall run >ver nothing but work is outdone in that * centuries. There are three in the nine- j ggarla Data an<l Dreaa Hoot for da. In atanps. ftll1 kll I I vCn W this paper, or obtain estimates mediately, but a little after, anil Is to London or Rome, as now we i.n respect by another, Mr. Cleveland out teenth century who were laughed at DR. HARTER 8 IRON TONIC. 1 PURIFIES the BLOOD: RRDULATK3 the LIVERS on advertising space when in Chicago, will find it on file at aid KIDNEYS and RESTORES the DEBILITATED I caused by the irritating fluid which is down to New York, in a few hours.— did Mr. Harrison. Arthur tried to get for advocating “impossible” schemes— teUALTH and VIGOROUS STRENGTH ofYorraF 45 to 49 Randolph St., the Ad vi some pleasure out of the presidency, Mr. Morse, because be said a message TH OR. MARTIR MIOICINE CO. ST. LOUIS. MO. ÄS’, nORD «THOMAS. secreted In a gland immediately behind Albany Time». The Vacation. w. 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