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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 21, 1890)
MEN Lave fought aud died for this Flag. We do not ask you to fight and die. but would I ms pleased to give yon a re ceipt for the HARDING & HEATH. ltrngglsU. McMinnville. Oregon. TELEPHONE REGISTER for one year. Brice, B est P aper in the C ounty . P ublic O pinion . M. D. Circulation Guaranteed Greater Than That of Any Other Paper Published in Yamhill County. M c M innville , O regon , T hursday , Consolidated Feb. 1,1889. august 21, i89o. VOL. II. NO. 29. college chum I had expected to see, but over the music. A song which had strikingly handsome man, and his eyes less split the herd into bunches and THE FATE OF A CLOWN. a middle-aged man—also my cousin, I long been a favorite with me, “Some had a power of fascination which I had many of the cattle are lost. The next FIRST MANIFESTATION. was told, who greeted me in a mildly Day,” caught my eye- Placing it be never seen before. After dinner he left few days and sometimes weeks, are de Robbed of His Dignity he Lives on Past Glorie«. Every story must have an opening; jubilant manner, and seemed as glad to fore her I said “Since you have given us to return to his hotel, where he was voted to scouring the country and i let me begin mine by opening the door see me as the laws of strict etiquette me my choice I choose this.” staying till liis trunks came through rounding up the herd again. Here is “Then' are only a few of us left,” be would allow. • of my room. She played and sang it exquisitely, the custom house. Just before leaving, where the recreant native who caused said to a Chicago Time* man, with a My room, well, there is no need of Just then dinner was announced, and and her clear, beautiful voice rang he Iiegged me to sing for him, and he the whole trouble gets in his dusky patronizing air that took off the touch i describing it. For if you are a college we all rose. “Give me your arm, Neph forth the chorus. “Some day, someday, chose as the song, ‘Some Day.’ When work. He presents himself at your of egotism—“only n few of us left. Time ; man you will know iust what it must ew Henry,” said my supposed aunt, some day I shall meet you.” Would I had finished it, I turned and saw in camp and pleasantly proffers his ser was when it took a wise man to lie a have looked like, and if you are not, no and we all went down to dinner. “You she, I wondered, or was my dream to his eyes an expression of intense sad vices to help collect the renegades at a clown; now it takes—'Well, an average amount of description would suffice to are prompt,” she said; “dinner is but end with to-night, and would she pass ness, which I could not account for. dollar a head. As you are almost sure fool. I don’t say much, but I bleed in just ready; we thought that the de out of my sight forever? explain. He then bade us good-night, anil left he has hidden a bunch of a hundred or wardly.” Frank Reynolds, the clown, was in a The knocker, however, is getting im- lay consequent on the ship’s arrival The song was finished, and I must the house. Imagine our horror at so up some canyons where no white \ patient so let me open the door and ad might make you somewhat late." go; I said good night, kissed my host learning the next morning that he had man can find them, you subdue your reminiscent mood as he stood in the “Good Lord,” thought I, the other fel ess, shook hands with my uncle and been run over while crossing Washing six-shooter which leaps and throbs in dressing-tent preparing for the after mit him. “Hullo, Will!” 1 cried, as my visitor low was late and when he comes, which Will, and then turned to Felice. “Good ton street, and lay dead at the city hos its scabbard as though anxious to kill noon performance. The appointments entered, bringing with him a whiff of he may any minute, what will become night,” I said. pital. him off' and hire him. The poor Ind of the room were not sumptuous nor the cold air that was inflicting itself of me. If I escape a night in the lock “Good night, Cousin Harry,” she re “The most mysterious part of my ian, with his fellows, frequently makes was Reynold's toilet elalxirate. Rows story- lies in the fact that he was run several hundred dollars out of a stam of battered, weather-stained trunks en- upon us in the shape of a sharp east up I shall be fortunate.” Well, I was plied. in for it now, whatever happened, and wind. I held her hand for a moment in over in the afternoon and died a little pede and saves four or five of your l»est cumliered the spa«'. Heaps of gaudy House. Sign, and Ornamental Painter trappings, the disjected membra of “Hello, yourself,” he replied as I en I should play my part as long as there mine, her soft, white, beautiful hand, after 6 just at the time when his spirit beeves for personal lieef besides. The Only Sign Writer in the County. entered our doors. many an assumed character, were scat sconced him in my large aimchair and was any part to play. then I bent down and kissed it. Latest Things in Electricity. i tered on every side. 11 wax one of those When the true “Harry” turned up, “Bravo, Harry,” exclaimed my un “The vehicle had passed over his Carries the Largest Assortment of pushed the cigarettes over to his side of Homes fitted up in the Neatest ami Most Harness and saddles and also the ♦ I ill-equipped apartments in which mod the table. Will Macel was a man whom which must be soon, I should, well, I do, “you are a true courtier, I am very- head, injuring his face, so that had it Artistic Style. The Chautawjuan for August says. ( esty finds a screen in a vacant stare. not been for bLs visitation we should LARGEST STOCK IN YAMHILL COUNTY. I had known at the time of which I would s«*e what I should do. proud of you.” Designs furnished for Decorations. I remember thinking that the din I blushed, said good night once more never have known how he lixiked. “There has been in the last ten years ‘ The clown's costume was a mixture of Harness of all kinds Made to Order. Re write but a few weeks, but he was a Remember Paper Hanging and Inside Fur pairing i Neatly Done ner was very fine, and that I was glad i and the modern. 11 consisted hale fellow, well met, and the more I and a moment later the outer door had That is why I believe in spirits.” She enormous progress in the electrical in- antique nishing a Specialty i a pair of shoes and a pair of trousers. I hapiiened to have my dress suit on. i closed on me, and my dream was at an paused and expressions of surprise and dustry. The business of using electric- of Work tak^n l>v Contract orbvthe Day. Ex Robes. Whips and all the Necessaries saw of him the better I liked him. ity is growing at a wonderful pa«1, till Prejiaratory to a bath the star was shav are Kept in Stock in Endless perienced men employed. “Well,” said I, as I resumed my pipe I sat in the place of honor at the right i end. I had probably seen Felice for wonder were heard on all sides. Variety. j I quietly rose and turned up the gas. now the mere figures of our progress ing before an inch or two of hxiking- which 1 had laid down at his entrance, of my hostess and beside Felice; I de the first and last time; to-morrow she Third Street, McMinnville. Oregon. Call nnd See Stock. Store on Third Street, “what is the news in Cambridge to- voted myself to the fair young neighbor would despise me. Well, I suppose I The result is what 1 had feared it are bewildering. At the beginning of ; glass tacked to the eenter-jx.le, A McMinnville. Oregon. day, and haVe you anything up for to- and answered any questions that w.ere i should have been thankful for my would be; she gave a great cry as she this year we had in this country $000,- water pail served as a shaving mug and H BALLINGER 000,000 invested in the electrical indus- ' the till of the trunk a table. asked me by the others at random. , glimpse of paradise; but the reflection saw me. night?” tries, and gave employment to a quar “My God! it is my cousin Harry.” “Nothing that I know of,” he re- Tliis course was very injudicious, and was not very comforting, and I return “Convenient, isn't it?” continued the A ttorney at L aw . i holding a cake of soap in on«* piled, “except De Smythe’s ball in quickly got me into trouble. My host- , ed to Cambridge with a feeling of “No,” I said simply, “not Harry; he ter of a million people. Our assets were clown, DEALERS IN rests quietly in his grave; l>ut I have 1,000,000 miles of telegrepli wire, 300,- hand aud lathering his fa«* with th«* Boston, which I suppose you are going ess asketl meaquestion alxiut the health moody and bitter disappointment. Office in Fletcher building. Third Street, i “Ah, well, such is—circus life. to , as I see you have a bid for it lying of a fictitious grandmother, and I re Entering my room I took off my wronged you deeply, and have a con 000 telephones, 400 miles of electric other. McMinnville. Oregon on your desk.” plied that she was well and in good , coat, and threw it on the nearest chair. fession to make to you about that railways, anil over 300,000,000 electric i Clowns? There are none nowadays. Ax lamps of all kinds. The progress in a i class we’re like the mastodon plesio- i “No I don’t lielieve I shall; it’s such spirits. “What!” cried she; “why, I Out of one of its pockets fell the note, night.” DR. .1. C. MICHAUX She trembled. “If you are not a this field of work has been marked by a sauraus—an extinct race. There used a nuisance coming out to Cambridge in heard in my last letter from England which the boy had given me on the AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES. a storm, and I think it will snow before that your grandmother had become a i steps, and which in the excitement of spirit, tell me what you mean,” she steady decline in the cost of electricity to be clowns enough though—the genu and an enormous increase in the me ine article, W.F. Wallett, Harry Brown, confirmed invalid.” night.” Practicing Physician and Surgeon, my strange reception I had forgotten to cried. “Not here, Miss Macel; your cousin's chanical and electrical apparatus used , Jim Seal, Jim Weal, Joe Pentland, Sam “So we feared,” I replied, “But some < deliver. I picked it up and looked at “Oh,” if that’s all,” exclaimed’ he, LAFAYETTE. OREGON “come and dine with us in Boston and baths .,he lias lieen taking have bene- j it; it was unsealed; should I read it? memory is sacred. I must speak to in th«' business. There has lieen no Long, Bob Williams and Dan Rice spend the night and we will go to the fitted her greatly. I will tell you No—that would be dishonorable, yet— you alone. See, the moon is rising; great and startling invention but a vast were giants. They were the chief at Jan. SI. In building formerly occupied by Me ball together. I have often wanted you about it after dinner.” I perceived that supposing i it was from the true Harry. shall we walk down toward the beach?” number of little inventions intcndixl to tractions of the circus, the features that Minnville News Co I had nearly made a bad slip, and de to meet my family: now here is a good I decided to look at the signature. At I paused and waited anxiously for her reduct* the cost and facilitate the busi wen* most advertised. They played in S, A. YOUNG, M. D. ness of producing and using electrical a small ring where they made grimaces chance.” termined to be more guarded in the fu- any , rate there would lie nothing wrong reply. “She hesitated for a moment, and energy. At the same time it must lie the jx*ople could see and indulg«*d in Physician & Surgeon, ■ that. “You are very kind,”I replied,“but I ture. Just then the door-bell rang, and in fear I should inconvenience you, and at the same moment I exi>erienced in The note Mas very short; in fact only then said in a low voice, “Yes, I will noticed that there has lieen a decided sharp repartee that the |x*ople could M c M innville . ... O regon . slackening up in tin* business of elec hear. They cracked jokes at everybody beside------- ” some slight degree the feelings of a eon- a . few lines; the signature was unknown go.” Excusing ourselves to our host and trical installation. This appears to and the ringmaster cracked his whip Office anil residence on D street. All detuned criminal who hears the prison “ Nonsense! ” he cried, "you cannot to me, but on the page I saw the name t alls promptly answered day or night. , of Henry Richardson underlined. 1 ani hostess, we stepped off the piazza on’ to spring from a certain feeling in the at them. Greatdays those! Great pay B. CLARK, PROPRIETOR. get off; I shall depend on seeing you; bell toll for his execution. the lawn. “I trust you will give us public mind that electricity is more or The game was up now, and these |x*o- but human; I read it. we dine at 6. I have a lecture this next too! The clowns then were artists and, J. F. GALBREATH. E. E. OOt'CHEIt. some explanation when you return,” less dangerous, and this fear of person hour, and there goes the bell. So good- ple, who were chatting with me so as a rule, wen* as conceited ns they To M b . C harles M acel — Dear Sir: called our host after us; “we are intense al safety has materially injured the bus were adored,” Furniture of all the Latest Styles made to by till then,” and without heeding my pleasantly, xv-ould in another minute Calbreath & Goucher. “ A patient has just lieen brought into ly interested. ” order in Oak, Ash or any Wood “And now?” iness. To offset this there is a great in excuses or taking no for an answeri turn me out with insults. Should I the hospital who has been run over by PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS, “That will rest with Miss Macel, not crease in the demand for underground desired. "Well, we’ve nothing left but our away he went. make a break or wait till the true Harry , a car. The wheels passed over his head, M c M innville , ... O regon . Exactly at 6 I stepped from the car appeared? Well, it was tix> late now, fracturing the skull, and I fear his case with me,” I replied, and we went on conduits and other safety appliances. egotism, and that, owing to our von- FINE WORKMANSHIP A SPECIALTY! (Office over Braly’s Bank.) The first half of this year has been stunt snubs is pretty well dwarfed. at the corner of G---- street. On each for I heard steps on the stairs; I was is hopeless. Cards liearing the name of out into the moonlight. “What’s that you say? How did it comparatively barren in the way of ad Big rings and multiple ]x*rfonnancex side of the way was a long row of brick caught, and hail my natural impudence Henry Richardson and your address all end? Was she very angry? “Well Orders taken for all kinds of work and houses with stone steps leading up to to thank for it. gaggi*d our mouths years ago We’n* were found upon him. I beg you if you really, if you are very anxious to know, ditions to die sum of our knowledge of not allow«! to say anything; we could satisfaction guaranteed. Call at faciory their front door, all exactly alike. Let Then the door opened, and the maiil, electricity. The attention of the elec are any friend or relation of his to come SURGEON AND HOMEOPATHIC and see specimens of furniture, me see, thought I, was the number sev entering the rixini, handed a note ner ' at once, as he seems to be dying. I re I must refer you for further details to trical world has lieen centered upon not lx* heard if we wen*. Clowning PHYSICIAN. my wife, Felice.—David Ilwight Wells electrical business more than electrical now is an extravagant pantomime, Do not buy without first seeing the furni enteen or nineteen? For the life of me master. main, yours, etc. in Harvard Advocate. Office at B F. Fuller's drug store Resi ture manufactured here in your own state I can’t remember. Well, it’s easily de So Harry had not eonie after all, but research. The progress mad«* has lx*en nothing more. The fellow who <*an J ohn M arshland , dence. first house south of Baptist church, and county had written a note of apology, which chiefly in the construction of reasonable fall flattest or most awkardly, make the cided, for there are not likely to be two Mi Minnville.1 >r. B. ( I.ARK. Asst. Surgeon, Mass. General Hospital- CATTLE IN A STAMPEDE. or ‘ working ’ theories to explain the most wretch«! apology for a silent I families of the same name on this street was about as bad; but no, my host did March 2, 18—. The Reckless Daring of the Cow phenomena of electricity. not seem surprised at tne contents of I and accordingly I ascended the steps of Among laugh, get in th«' way and lx* kick«l Prioes Consistent with Good Work. Heavens! While I was enjoying my boys With a Big Contract these is the theory of electrical trans aside most frequently—in short the fel "2_ number seventeen and rung the bell. the letter, and 1 saw that it could have at his exjiense, this poor fellow lay on Hand. ! mission along a win*. We must not n*- low who has the hardiliixxl to go lx'- While I was waiting to have it answer nothing to do with me. For the last self JOHN DERBY, JESSE EDWARDS. Humple rooms in connection. ed, a boy came up after me and handed minute or two I had lieen silent, «catch dying at a hospital, alone, and in a electricity as a current in the wire. fore a multitude of people and make an The marketing of its beef is the sole gard • land. It was horrible, yet what i me a note. ing the w hole affair in an interested strange 1 It seems to lx* of no conse<|Uencc what ass of himself for a pittian«* when he o------ o source from which flows revenue to a I do? I looked at the clock, it ' j "For Mr. Macel,” he said, and turn- manner, which I fear must have ap- could is 1 going on in the wire, as all the ener has the assurance that not one in a Is now fitted tip in first class order. was after twelve; too late to do any ranch, and the collection and gather- gy I ed and ran down the steps anil up the peared very rude. I therefore plunged is displayed on the outside, and the thousand is paying the slightest atten Proprietors of The McMinnville ing thereof — selecting Iieevex is the 1 I street. into conversation and talked my best thing that night, so I must wait for to most scientific part of ranch work—en wire is probably affected only ‘skin tion to him, is the lx*st clown. Accommodations as good as can be onnd in the city. “Don’t see where th«* hardihood At first I thought of calling to him till, almost before I knew it, the ladies morrow. deep.’ Electricity is really and truly I was wretched. I threw myself on gages September, Oetolx'r, November a 1 manifestation of energy. So is a can comes in?“ ejaculated the clown, vigor- that 1 was not that gentleman; but this had retired and left us to our S. E. MESSINGER, Manager. and part of December. Th«* beef herds, 1 seemed hardly worth while, as I could cigars. I looked at the clock aud saw the lied and lay there for hours, think aggregating 4,000 to 5,000 head of eat- dle, a gas flame, white-hot metal—even ouslo scraping the razor, over his fa«* 1 Situated at the Southwest corner of the M c M innville deliver it to him in a moment, so I let that it was 9:30; certainly fortune had ing; at last I fell asleep. the sun. It is thought there is only without looking into the glass—an art Fair Grounds. All sizes of tie each, in charge of an outfit of alxiut 1 When 1 awoke it was bright daylight the boy go. favored me in an almost miraculous thing—motion. The candle flame acquired by fifteen years of practice on ten men, incll'ding the “boss” and the one 1 First-Class Drain Tile The door was opened in answer to manner, for it was now to late for Har so I sprang up and going down stairs cook, betake themselves to a convenient is rapid motion, red-hot iron a slower th«* road. “Just imagine being the ! kept constantly on hand at lowest living my ring by a neat maid, of whom I en ry to come, and I was safe. captured the Herald. I soon found CARLIN A HIGH, Proprietors sunlight intense motion and least conspicuous character in a liont of shipping point some 200 or 300 miles motion, 1 prices EDWARDS <t DERBY. quired if this was the house of Mr. Ma In the next half hour I found out what I looked for. I quote it verbatim distant. This excursion is slow, and electricity Goods of all descriptions moved and care also intense motion. As performers—people to lx1 look«l at 1 41- McMiinville, Oregon. ful handling guaranteed. Collections will more about myself than I had ever and so close the first manifestation: cel and if Mr. Will was at home. “ Yes there is a scale in sound, as we can iq>- chiefly on account of th«* tinsel ami th«* by virtue of the strength and spirit of 1 l>e made monthly Hauling of al kinds A SHOCKING ACCIDENT. sir,” she replied, “and Mr. Wiil will be known before, and here is what I prehend sounds for seven octaves, in way in which they are group«! for done c.ienn the cattle, as well as the stormy season I down directly; but they are all expect learned. About six o’clock last evening a of the year, not unfraught with danger. like manner there is a scale of motion spectacular effect! There is scarcely a II. CLAY BI RCH, ing you. sir;” this last with a blush as My name, that is, my assumed name, young man was run over by a truck Stampedes are the rule, rather than the ranging from dull red light to blue clown in the ring to-day who d<x-s not B. F. RHODES, M. D. L. RHODES, (XOTABV.) she stepped back to let me enter. for of course all these facts relate to the while crossing Washington street, near light with vast ranges of invisible mo claim recognition on account of some Real Estate, Collection, Insurance “Are they?” said I, somewhat sur true Harry, and not to myself, was Boylston. One of the wheels passed reverse. Sometimes they are very ex tions beyond the little octave compass trick animal—some measly cur that pensive in their cost from lost and in prised. “Then I’ll not disappoint them” Henry Richardson. My mother was a over his head, frightfully mangling him jured cattle. To this trip are usually 1 of the eye. There are sounds we can has the faculty of turning somersaults and Employment Agent. and I stepped in. sister of my hostess, anil my father a and fracturing his skull. From papers assigned the most skilled and coni]x*- not hear, there are motions we can not or a monkey that can keep its equili “Indeed you shall not, even if you wealthy English merchant. I had sev found on his person his name was dis tent of the men, and albeit the work is see, but feel; there are even motions we brium on a donkey’s back—Lord, how Real Estate, Insurance, Collection, would, Harry,” cried a lady fine-look eral brothers and sisters and a rich old covered to be Henry Richardson. The arduous, on account of the dignity it cannot feel. It is thought all may be full the world is of them!—that can ing and handsomely dressed, who came grandmother. My uncle and aunt, Mr. address of Charles Macel, 17 G—street invests one with to have “gone with om*—sound, light, heat, electricity, and sniok«* a pi|a*. The clown is now an Any business entrusted to me will receive and Mrs. Maeel, had lived in Boston for and a letter from the same signed“your beef to Fort Dodge,” as well as the joy- all, electricity, even a candle being an adjuLint of his jx*ts. and Ixirrows glory and Loan Brokers. prompt .attention, and SATISF/d.'TION out from the drawing rixim into the hall, and throwing her arms around many years, and had not seen me since affectionate uncle,” were also, found. fraught spree incidental to the close of electric light. Heat is a form of motion from their ‘Intelligence.’ Glorious po GUARANTEED. my neck, gave me two of the heartiest I was a small child. As 1 was in p«x>r The unfortunate young man’s relatives a successful expf*dition of this sort all and so may be nlagnetism, and recent sition to be ringmaster for apes, curs, McMinnville - - Oregon. O ffice with \V T S hvrtleff . kisses I have ever recieved. “Why, health (I myself was training for the were at once informed of his sad fate; the boys are willing and anxious to lx* discoveries point to a curious relation jackasses, etc. Grand old Dan Rice! Office in old I’ost-oftice Building. how you’ve grown,” she exclaimed, be crew at the time, and looked anything but he never recovered consciousness, counted in. betwwu the two. Iron is magnetic at Ha doesn’t blush to go out teinprance fore I «»ulil recover from my astonish but an invalid), I had come to America and died soon after reaching the Massa In that former day the drive from ordinary tenqx*ratures; it is less mag lecturing and then get drunk after the The Leaders In ment, “I should never have known for a pleasure trip, and was expecting chusetts general hospital, to which he Texas north through the Indian Terri netic at other temixjratures. Alloys of performance, but lie would outblush a M c M innville national bank . you. Well, there’s a warm welcome to spend several months with my uncle. was taken. tory had a special hazard. The Indian iron and other metals vary in magnetic clowns rouge brush were he coinpell«] Corner Third and C streets, in Brnlv block awaiting you, my dear nephew, and My ship had just come into |x»rt that At the time of going to press nothing was there abundant and full of thrift. value. An alloy of iron and 25 per to enter the ring under the circum- tances we do now. And the worst of it the longer we can keep you the* better afternoon. M’ m INNVILI.E, OREGON. more was known concerning him. Nor was it the alxiriginal intent to jier- cent of nickel may be non-magnetic And all kinds of is that our pay lias been cut down pro we shall like it.” Having finished our cigars, we ad when just made, and yet Ixith are mag mit a herd to wind its valuable length Transacts a General Banking Business, portionately with our dignity. I am a cool-headed man, but I admit journed to the drawingroom. “Why, SECOND MANIFESTATION. across this domain without tribute. netic metals. Cooled to tielow freezing President............................ J. W. COWLS “And the outlook?” I was never so near being astonished in Harry,” cried my supposed aunt as I the non-magnetic alloy becomes mag Some two years after the events i The method of tax collection in vogue Vice President ......... LEE LAUGHLIN “There is no outlook and there will all my life. I murmured something entered, “where is.your baggage? Is it have narrated I was on my way to with these officers of savage revenue netic and will stay so when wanned Cashier...................... J. 1.. STRATTON unintelligible alxiut my welcome being possible that you arc not going to stay Newport. I had lx*en invited to spend was simple and complete. Some dark again. Heat tin* alloy to a «*rtain be none ho long as showmen |x*rslxt in , crowding a small-sized programme into warmer than I deserved, expected here tonight?” Sells sight exchange and telegraphic Sunday with a friend of mine who and quiet night the sleepy riders out on high tenijierature and it liecomes non transfers on Portland, San Franco and New would have lx*en a better word; but be Here was an unforeseen contingency. owned a eottag«* at that delightful sum herd would be astound«! by every one magnetic again tyhen cixiled to com . the ring at one time an<l making pro- York. fore I recovered from my first shock I I invented the first excuse that occur mer resort, and was looking forward to of their homed wards springing to his mon temperatures, anil will remain so , visions for entertaining all creation un Collections made on all accessible points. received another, and this came in the red to me; for this passed the limits of a pleasant time. A hot box however, feet; and pausing but one brief second until cooled 1 »low freezing once more. der one tent. The mere extent of the Interest allowed on time deposits. . , form of a kiss also. Advancing toward even my assurance. My trunks had and the delay attendant thereon, made to get the general direction, go scamp Such an alloy is, therefore, capable of undertaking neccsritntes making up in < Iffice hours from 0 a. nt. to 4 p in. I m«> was a stately old gentleman, who not yet come through th«' custom house the nunilx-r of so-called clowns what is my arrival at Newport fully an hour ering into the gloom with great fervor assuming two states, according to its in his turn took me in his arm, and I said; mid as I wished to see about late, and on my arrival found that all The cause was easily found. An In tein|H*ratiire. The fatal effect of elec lacked in legitimate artists, Barnum Hot Water Boilers, me on the forehead, called me them early, before the crowd came, I the family had finished their dinner dian had crawled up on an unguarded trical currrents have led to research in for install«*, has a little army of novices Wash Basins. Etc. kissing liis dear nephew and thanked God for had taken rooms at the hotel for the anil had retired to the piazza. Some flank and flapped a blanket. A most regard to actual effect UjKin a living —eallow youths who have borrowed a J s 111 Bit -, - - - Proprietor. my good voyage anil safe arrival. “It night, so as not to disturb them in the effective flap, indeed, that puffed into , body of Ixith alternating and continu- gag here and a gag l here, a jxisture front Fresh Meats of nil kinds constant),' on WE CAN FIT YOUR HOUSE is a custom in our family to greet our morning. Tomorrow, however, I should half or thi*ee-quarters of an hour later, sudden motion $150,000 wortli of Iwef ’ oils currents. The facts so far obtained this artist and a grotesque tumble from having refreshed the inner as well as hand. Highest price paid for Butcher’s WITH HOT AND COI.D relatives with a kiss Harry; a treasured be delighted to come and stay with the outer man, I joined them also. stock seem to (xiint to a far greater danger that. They attitudinize year in and by its one small breath. WATER. remembrance of the courtesy of olden them. T hird S treet , M c M innville . O r . . The s«|uel of a stampede is the re from alternating currents than from year out to the tune of 88 a week. There The piazza was broad and airy, and France and I trust you will accept and “But, my dear boy,” expostulated my faced a lawn which slope«! down to the collection of the herd. From tin* first continuous currents of equal intensity. is one of them now,“ (xiinting to a in first class order. honor it as such. Let me introduce aunt, “I don’t like it, it does not seem water. As it was a sultry night in July, jump of the first steer the cowboy, as ; The immediate effects appear to lie in beardless Ixiy who wax making love to TRIPLETT A BOND, All work done Give us a Cail. you to my daughter, your cousin Felice. right that you should not spend the lamps had been turned low and I dauntless as a (Jossack and blindly true . the region of the lieart. Death results a pet monkey, “they originate nothing. Proprietors of the They could not say a [bright thing if Felice, this Is your cousin, Henry Rich your first night in a new country among could hardly see the faces of the guests to his trust, goes with the herd. No > from the inability of the heart to act, GLENN A GRIFFITH. ardson. Salute her, my boy, as I mb friends. Let us send to the hotel for , and git is apparently instantaneous their future happiness dejxinded upon man evertakt*sa more dangerous jaunt. to whom 1 was introduced; among Third St. McMinnville. comes a gentleman of (he good oli your bags, and stay here.” I repin'd it. Yet they arc all clowns, but of the Tlie neatest place in the citv Animals them was a yotfng laily whose name I The night dark as Egypt; the country- • and probably painless. The bums re school.” carefully selected for killing—insuring the that it was impossible, for it was late did not catch. I was conscious of a new and unknown; perhaps at any mo sulting from contact with electric wires find type that are «intent to brook their finest meat Poultry, etc , bought and own mediocracy for tin mike of their I had made several attempts to ex and my tilings Avere scattered all over Administrator's Notice. sold Highest marked price paid f*>r every girl’s graceful figure, but as she was ment to go leaping from a precipice or do not appear to lx* of themselves fatal. thing. NOTICE is hereby given that the under plain that this was all a mixtake; but my rooms. “Well, Harry, if it must talking to a gentleman at the time, did crashing up against a wall of rock; cat Ether scetns to have the curious effect bare bread and butter and iininunity signed John H. Walker has been appointed when this stately gentleman presented be it must be, I suppose; but I confess tle, terror-mail, charging on all sides; of equalizing the effect of alternating fiom harder work.“ by the county court of Yamhill county, Or me to a beautiful girl, slender but per I am disappointed; however, we shall not intrude myself, merely ixiwing. Reynolds oblivious of the glam egon, administrator of the estate of James When I joined the group some one the certain result of a fall being a crush unit continuous currents and an animal fectly moulded, fair, with brown eyes expect to see you at breakfast; our scratched vigorously at his free, and the A. Walker, deceased. under the influence of ether is just ax ing by the galloping hoofs of the herd. All persons, therefore, having claims and hair, and clad in a robe which was hour is 9.” I promised attendance, so was telling a ghost story, and the con antique part of his garb is-coming of liable to heart stoppage from one rur- Still this American Arab never halts versation turned on these matters for against said estate are hereby notified and Watchmakei' greater extent as the exertion eaus«l required to preMBt the same with proper a dream of terra cotta and cream, a the matter ended; just then the clock the rest of the evening. As I was nor wavers, but with rein held high rent as the other. to the undersigned at the law of dream somewhat deeollette, I hesitated struck 10:30. I must go. I turned to the mixiern articles of apparel ¡to grav and Jeweler. vouchers somew hat tired from my journey I took and loose, and spurs bloody to the Ixxit, fice of F Fenton, at McMinnville. Ore itate. and, as you know, the man who hesi Felice, who was standing by tlie piano, no part in it, but lying back in my whirls his half-broken bronco through Not Apprehensive. QealQr In *11 Minds ol Watches, tewelry. Plated Ware gon, within six months from this date. “Yes then* arc only a few—but Clocks and Spectacles. McMINNVILLE. OR. tates is lost. JOHN II WkLKER. looking at me witli her large dreamy comfortable chair, listen«! in silence. at thirty miles an hour. 1 had a female acquaintance who pshaw!—it is not our fault. 7-17-iM , Administrator of said Estate. When I was in for it now; I would accept eyes, and carelessly turning over the How cattle or men end a stampede lived at the foot of a hili in North F. W. Fenton, attorney for estate. Then she spoke; I knew her voice in a I American showmen profit by Eurojiean 1 the role that had lieen fore«! upon me, I leaves of some of the songs with which moment, though I had not heard it for alive is one of the mysteries of the craft Brookfield, on w’sose slope was a small examples, there will lx* some hope for and play it out to the end. Having by I the top of the instrument was laden. but they do. As showing these trips graveyard. At the bottom of the slope more than two years; it was Felice. ; us. In the old country they have small this time removed my overcoat, we all “You are musical,” I said; “sing me “You have been speaking of spirits,” not altogether lacked in safety, I might was the well which supplied her with rings. The shows are conducted alx>ut ---- 05----- entered the drawing-room. something before I go.” I she said; “I believe in them; let me add I never knew a eov. bov to achieve water. One day a friend from Boston, Tims far Fell«* had said but little; in “Oh, I only play and sing a very lit tell you of an experience I have had, it ten years of service without recalling a doctor, visited her, and when he as our theatres are. Instead of tents fact, she bad only murmured that she! tle for my own pleasure,” site answered. I may interest you, although it is a sad one broken limb at least and sometimes S took a walk after dinner wax horrified they have elegant permanent buildings. The clowns study new roles and go I was giatl to meet me, and trusted that “And the pleasure of otliers,” 1 re I story. T avo years ago last winter my | s two or three. at discovering the dire possibilities of from place to place. They make a hit On Short or Long Time in Sums to suit we should become gixxl friends. The plied. Lowest Rates and no Commissions. , The purpose of the riders in a stam ' first cousin, Henry Richardson, left! | the drainage from the tombs into the | and profit by it. There is some incent magic music of her voice, however, and “I)o you really vare-to have me sing?” i England to make us a visit in Boston, pede is by lying well up and forward ! well. He* rushed into the house to re ive to continuous, ¡x*rsistent study. the look that served as ail aceompani- i she asked. i My aunt, his mother, had liveil abroad on one or the other side of the herd to monstrate, but after lie had told his But here, alas! big tents, big program’s, ment to it, settled the matter at once “Indeed 1 ikx” 'all on or address:] for many years, and I had never seen turn or stop the cattle. This, even if horrible tale, all the woman said, wax: . the biggest show on earth, and the lit- flfiyEDTIQCpS? orots.n.who wish to.x.m'r- MUIEIl I IwLilw Ahis paper, or obtain clowns. Now ideas«* wear your and forever—I fell in love witli Felice “Well, then, you shall choose your | him to remember him. On the night successful, is slow, and is bound to in “Oh, I reckon ’twon't hurt me any. i tlest far-away look and I‘11 take a liatb. No? space when in Chicago, will find it on file at W. T. SHURTLEFF, on 45 advertising on the spot. volve a ten-mile run at least. By that own song.” i of his arrival he dined with us. It was j Them’s mostly my relations that’s bur- Call again, and 1*11 tell you -oinething to49 Randolph St. - —* —— — — & THOMAS. Will now- appeared—not, indeed, the I I approached the piano and itxiked t the first and the la«t time. He was a time one cause or another has more or I led up yonder.” At J. I. Knight Jc Co.'s Mi-Minnvilt*. Or. more alxiut the woes of th«* profession.“ I I I IN THE SPIRITUAL WORLD Highest of all in Leavening Power.—U. S. Gov’t Report, Aug. 17, 1889. Baking ABSOLUTELY PURE J. B. ROHR, A- HEWITT BROS B ooks , stationery Musical Goods and Instrnmeuts of all Kinds. Furniture Factory, »T. D. Baker M I)., * Ths St Charles Hotel. 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