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“I earn every cent I get for riding. ] strange moisture from his eyes and
IF YOU SWEAR
A Terror of the Tropics.
It's work, work all the time to get ofl’ walking further along life's rugged
McMtXXVILI.E,
-
O re GOX.
You May be Interested to Know
One of the deadliest serpent« of the :
flesh, ami it’s starve, starve all the time road. The dog had gone liefore him.
Wliat Your Cuss Words
tropics is the fer-de-lanee, of which
to keep from piling it on. During the
August
-
7, 1890
Mean.
there are at least eight varieties. Lttfa-
winter I weigh sometimes as much as WAY BILLED AS A CORPSE.
—
dio^Hearn says that the reptile is of pre
130 jMiunds, and when the spring sets
“You need not have looked severe be cisely the color which will enable it to
COMING DOWN TO WEIGHT. in I have to liegin training down, first The Experience of an Express
cause I said that I didn't care a dam," hide among foliage or the roots of trees.
¿Dealers In-
Agent With Train Bobbers.
by the walking process, then by the
said a gruff old senator. “That is not Sometimes it is of a bright yellow, and
The Absolute Suffering Endured starr ing method and finally by both,
“During the winter of 1886," said an swearing. The expression has a very one can scarcely distinguish it from the
by Jockeys While
by the time the first races are to be run
Iteducing.
I am down to the lowest notch and old express messenger, with a shock of different meaning from what is popu bunch of bananas within which it lies
black hair, “I was in the Wells-Fargo larly supposed, and was originated by j coiled.
A great Jockey on a great racehorse is find that 1 am too heavy yet. Then service between Kansas City and San the duke of Wellington. A dam in In
Again, it may lx? black, or yellowish
more
walking
and
more
starving
and
the ideal of the thousands of young
Francisco. The run was made upon dia is the smallest piece of money
Americans who throng the race-tracks Hammam baths until you can’t rest, the Atchison, Tojieka and Santa Fe known, and not to care that much brown, or any hue resembling tropical
forest mould, old bark, or decomposing
during the metropolitan meetings. They and finally, by putting on the lightest and Southern Pacific railways, that means simply that one is very indiffer
see the brilliancy and glitter of the clothes and the smallest saddle, I am join at Deming. On Christmss eve, ent. That was all the phrase was in trees. The iris of the eye is orange with
red flashes, and it glows at night like
tiling and it turns their heads. But able to go up at ninety pounds.
bearing eastward, with the journey so tended to signify. The word ‘damn,’ burning coal.
The
toughest
thing
in
the
world
is
to
there are things in a jockey's life that
far done from 'Frisco, the train drew from the Latin verb ‘condemn,’ is a
In Martinique, the fer-de-hince is alt-
the general public miss seeing, that the get down to the liottom notch for a two out of Yuma facing the Arizona desert very different thing. Curiously enough
solute lord of the forest by day, and at
year
old
race
in
the
early
spring
and
envious boys know nothing of, things
in the midst of an astonishing storm of it seems almost invariably to be the night lie extends his dominion over
if they saw might change their minds starve yourself to the edge of the grave sleet and rain. Yuma marksthe Cali first word in our language acquired by parks and public roads. The only safe
and make them prospective presiden to do it, and then go up in the next fornia line, and there, as we took on foreigners, and it lias always been such
ty lies in remaining at home after dark
tial candidates instead of stable follow race of the day on an aged horse in a the stage company’s strong box, I coun a favorite with the English that in the
unlessitne lives in the city itself, and it
handicap and have to take up a lead
ers.
ted on the last disturbance of the night. last century theT'rench always referred it is always dangerous to enter the for
pud
to
make
you
come
up
to
the
1201bs
It is not all praise and plaudits and
Until day break the journey lay to them as the ‘Goddams.’ A distin est even at noon without an experienc
show and gold in a jockey’s life, not that your mount is to carry. That,s through the alkali stretches, where at guished Gallic writer of that epoch said
ed escort. At any moment a branch, a
even with the greatest of them. They what the poets call Love’s Lalior Lost, every 100 miles the train rushed shriek that English was a beautiful tongue,
root, a bunch of ]x‘ndcnt fruit may take
and
maybe
you
are
so
weak
that
an
old
make munificent salaries, hobnob with
ing through a poor, uncommercial clus and that ‘Goddam’ was the basis of it.
millionaires, arc the petted idols of the timer, up to the tricks, will pull you ter of huts and halts long enough for ‘People of that nation,' he remarked, life, writhe, spring, and strike death to
the heart.
thousands of race goers and the admir right over on his neck ami run away the locomotive to take on water. Un ‘have a few other words which they use
One creature, however, has no fear of
ation of multitudes when they ride to with you when the I kiss lias told you to scheduled stops however, were not un in conversation, but the principal one is
the fer-tle-lanee. Horses tremble at
lay
back
with
the
crowd
and
make
a
victory in a grand race. But life is not
frequent, however, at that time, and Goddam, You can go anywhere in sight of it; dogs whine and shiver. Tlie
a thing of everlasting sweetness to waiting race. Your mount goes through there hung within the ear a rack of re England if you know that.’
hen attempts to defend her chickens,
them. There is not much happiness the first half at a paralyzing clip, and peating carbines, charged and primed.
“A funny misapprehension also ex anti the-pig offers more successful com
then
doubles
up,
and
you
couldn
’
t
rus
depicted in the drawn and wizened
“In taking account of the Yuma box ists as to the expression, “Go to the bat, but it is the eat who fights the
face that looks out at you from beneath tle him with a club. You do the best weighing nearly two hundred pounds deuce.' People generally suppose that
monster most successfully.
the long visor of a racing cap. The be you can and get lieaten a quarter of a and vouched to contain $50,000 in gold, ‘deuce’ means ‘devil,’ whereas, as a
The cat, upon seeing a snake, at once
mile
and
then
get
cussed
for
it.
ing in gay colors with the intellect and
I glanced at the carbines. I looked matter of fact, it is derived directly carries her kittens to a place of safety
feature of a man and the form of a stun The story of one jockey is the tale all again when I remembered that the from the Latin “Deus’ — ‘God.’ So
and then boldly advances to the en
ted Ixiy has a hard time in this life, and of the heavier ones have to tell. To safe contained as much more.
when anyone tells you to go to the counter. She will walk to the very
it is only the tempting thousands that such riders as Garrison, Murpliy and Joachim Murilla burned me out of deuce, he is all unconsciously uttering
limit of the serpent’s striking range,
keeps him in the saddle. Even as he McLaughlin life is a burden during the the car for less than half that and gave the best of good wishes for your wel
and then begin to feint, teasing him,
racing
season,
a
continual
round
of
rides the exciting finish of a race lie
me the bullet that lamed my back,” fare.
startling him. and trying to draw liis
may lie so weak from short rations and starvation and work. Ten thousand a said the express messenger with a smile.
“Speaking of Latin reminds me that blow.
year
is
a
magnificent
salary
for
a
runt
long reducing sweats that it is only the
“I had hardly a dollar in the car the among the ancient Romans it was con How the emerald and topaz eyes glow
frenzied excitement of the race that that couldn't earn an honest living in night I stood of the rustlers at Dodge sidered the thing for each man to have
gives him the physical strength to stay- any other way, but they earn what city. I reflected, what will the com some particular god to habitually swear then! They are flames. A moment
more and the triangular head, hissing
they get. McLaughlin is beyond train
on his mount.
pany expect now with $100,000 on my by. Some swore by Jupiter, others by from the coils, flashes swift as if moved
ing
now,
and
Murphy
is
fast
approach
To be a successful rider one must
Mars, others still by Minerva,and so on. by wings. But swifter still the stroke
shoulders.
come within a certain limit of weight. ing that state where no artificial means
I assorted expressage, listed bills and The demi-gods, like Hercules and Cas of the armed paw that dashes the hor
will
bring
hint
down.
He
cats
nothing,
In the olden time this limit was higher
overhauled the carbines as the train tor and Pollux, were also made use of
and the best riders, as the grew older in at least what a healthy man would call flew and the storm beat. I knew the in the way of oaths. Castor and Pollux ror aside, flinging it 'mangled in the
dust.
nothing.
On
days
that
he
lias
a
mount
years, and consequently heavier in
route so well that I could call the tanks were usually appealed to as the ‘Twins’
he
goes
without
anything
in
his
stom
Nevertheless, pussy does not dare to
frame, had but little trouble in staving
and towns as the engine whistled or —‘By Gemini!’—the phrase whence we spring. The enemy, still alive, has al
within the required limit. But in these ach, and it is said that his wife sits in stopped.
ÓD
get our exclamation ‘By Jiminy.’ It most instantly reformed his coil. She
days, when every thing is sacrificed to the grand stand during the races, and
was
not
thought
very
proper
for
ladies
“
Toltec,
’
I
thought,
as
at
midnight
OŒSEGOIbT-
speed and light weight is demanded, when a race is over Murphy goes to her the hoarse whistle liegan to sound. We to swear by the male gods but they is in front of him, watching, vertical s
the older riders—and the best are al and takes a sip of champagne and a bite will pass her with a ‘howdy.’ No, by were permitted to take the names of pupil against vertical pupil. Again the
lashing stroke, again the beautiful1
ways the older ones—are compelled to of cold chicken, which she has prepared George! we’re going to stop.
the twins in vain, and also especially countering; again the living death is
reduce themselves in weight until they for him. and then is ready, upon that
I opened the door enough to see a lan that of Venus. In moments of great
—VIA —
are nothing more than skin and bone, small sustenance, to ride for a man’s tern swaying at a small station and a aggravation they might go so far as to hurled aside. Now the sealed skin is !
millions.
Garrison
takes
walks
over
deeply
torn:
one
eye-socket
has
eeased
I
with just enough muscle to lift a moun
The
little group on the platform surround cry ‘Mecastor!’—‘By Castor!’
tain at the supreme moment. It is this dusty roads in the sweltering heat of a ing a liox and evidently preparing to Greeks swore by the cabbage, which to flame.
Once more, the stroke of the serpent,
getting down to weight which kills. It New York climate every morning, and put it on board.
was the most prized of vegetables, and once more the light, quick cutting blow, i
SHAFTA LINE.
takes all of the romance out of a jock shows up in the saddle in the after “Tumble it in, quick.' I said.
even to this day the same oath is often But the reptile is blinded, stupefied. Be
Ex pros Tyains Ix'avc Portland Daily
noon
with
the
bloodless
face
and
hands
ey’s life and makes him what Mark
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“A little slow, partner,' replied a heard in Italy, while in France a lover fore lie can attempt to coil pussy has I
Twain calls the coyote:“a living breath of a man in the toils of a wasting fever. man on the platform. It’s a coffin.”
Portland . (».00 p in SanFrancisro 7.15 am
is being intensely affectionate when he leaped upon him nailing the horrible :
San Fran.
I ijki p m Portland
9.35 am
ing allegory of want.” He has never
The Engineer’s Dog.
A moment later I was alone with the calls the lady of his heart his ‘petit flat head fast to the ground with her i
Above trains stop only at following sta
the luxury of a full stomach during the
tions north of Roseburg: East Portland,
corjise in a prison as secure as the tomb, chou,’ or ‘little cabbage.’ ‘By Jingo’ two sinewy paws. Now let him lash, I
“Yes sir," remarked the gray-haired while the wheels roared beneath and is from ‘Jincoa’ the Basque name for
racing season, and a square meal is a
Oregon (,'itv, Woodburm. Salem. Albany,
writhe, twine, strive to strangle her. .
Soon Lots will lx- scarce and Command a Higher Price.
Tangent, Sliedds, Halsey, Harrisburg, Jun
dream.
gentleman, with a slight tremor in his the storm raved outside.
God. Barbarous tribes have been ac In vain. He will never lift his head.
ction city, Irving, Eugene
During the progress of a recent race voice,“! have given up railroading now
customed
to
swear
by
the
head
of
their
Jtoaebuig .Mail Daily.
Somehow I was nervous and could
An
instant
more
and
he
lies
still.
The
:
otxt
meeting an Examiner reporter heard having become a little bit too far ad not keep my eyes off the coffin. I fan ruler. Queen Elizabeth is said to have
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Portia id .
8:00 a m Uoseburit. . <!:«<) p bi
one of the high-priced riders tell how vanced upon the road of life to sit in a cied that it moved and was slowly ris been a very hard swearer,as ladies were keen white teeth of the cat have sev- j
Price Ranges $50 up. For full particulars apply|io
Roseburg. 6:00 a nV Portland.
4 tin p m
ered
tlie
vertebra
just
Ix'liind
the
trian-
!
he got down into riding condition. It is cab and make a locomotive move. Oh! ing up on one end, or that it was pre very apt to be in her day. Louis IX of
Albany Local, O&lly. Except Sunday
J. I. KNIGHT <t CO.,
THE INVESTMENT CO .
you want to know aliout that dog of paring an onslaught; then that it was France forbade the use by his courtiers gular skull.
a story of heroic self-denial.
49 Stark St., Portland, < - JS
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“I’ve got to ride a two-year-old to mine. All right. I used to run into about to disclose the dead.
of such oaths as ‘Pardieu,’ ‘Cordicu,’
Real Estate Agents, McMinnville.
F. BAKNEKOI F A CO..
Portland
p in Albany
p in
Wliat a Man Eats.
McMinnville
Flouring
Stilb
morrow at ninety-eight pounds, and I Chicago on the Lake Shore on old 432.
Albany.
.
a
in
Portland
a n>
The last of these notions—that the ‘Tetedieu,’ and so on. There chanced
That
dog
never
missed
a
trip
over
the
am three pounds over weight,” said he,
occupant of the coffin might liberate to belong to one of the ladies of the
A curious calculation of the amount
Pullman Bnfiit SI h ’I htn ,
and I guess I'll have to get out and road with me, and I owe my life to herself—got hold of me and I couldn’t court a small pet dog named ‘Bleu.’
of food consumed in a lifetime of sev
Tourist Sleeping Cars,
hustle down.”
him upon more than one occasion. His shake it ofl'. The box was of unusual The courtiers made up their mind to
enty years has recently been made by
For accommodation of second class passen
“How will you get down by to-mor name’s ‘Slide’ not of ‘Slide, Kelly .slide’ size and exceptionally ill made. The swear by the dog instead of by the de
gers
attached
to express trains
M. Soyer, a French savant, now chief
row?"
fame, however. I'd go down to the wood was rough, warped and filled ity, and hence came the parbleus and
WEST SIDE DIVISION
of the reform club of London. Among
“Oh, I’ll take a sweater early in the round-house- and see my old girl run with knots and knot holes. All this corbleus of later times. Pythagoras had other things, M. Soyer says that the
Between Portland and Corvallis.
morning and that will fix me. That’s out, and monkey ataiut her to see that might have been due to the limited fa a favorite oath, which most people con average epicure of three score and ten
Mail Train Dail except Sunday.
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arrive
#
the way we do it. Sweat lots and eat nothing was out of whack until it was cilities of a desert town. I don’t know sider not sufficiently forcible to be sat will have consumed 30 oxen, 200 sheep,
Portland . 7 :‘i0 a n McMinn’
10:10 a m
little is the thing. When I know that time to start. Hight at the hour Slide why, but I couldn't resist turning it is factory. He swore by the number 100 calves, 200 lambs,50 pigs,2200 fowls,
McMinn’
10:10 an Corvallis. 12:10 p in
I have got to ride at a certain weight would lie seen coming down the street over, face downward. It seemed to me four, which the Greeks regarded as
Corvallis. 12:55 p n McMinn’
2:56 p in
100 fish of different kinds, 30,000 oys
McMinn’
2:56pn Portland .
5 ’30 p in
on a certain day I liegin to train down with my dinner basket in his mouth. to roll horribly.
symbolizing perfection.”
ters, 5,475 pounds of vegetables, 243
At Albany and Corvallis connect w
for it. I get out of bed early in the When it became time to start I’d give
trains of Oregon Pacific.
Then I imagined I heard a noise at
pounds of butter, 24,000 eggs and four
morning. When I dress I put on two the whistle a chance, and Slide would the ear door, and at the same moment
Express Train Daily, except Sumky
The Size of a Million.
tons of bread besides several hogsheads
or three suits of thick underclothes, lie on lioard in the cab beside me. That a movement in the coffin. I knew it
LEAVF.
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ARRIVE
of
wine,
tea
and
coffee.
This
amount
Portland . 4 :10 p mlMcMnn
7.25 p m
maybe draw a sweater on over that, dog never would walk. He was too was foolish, but I rolled the stage com
“American jieople are so used to of food will weigh but little short of
McMinn’. . 5:45 a in;Portland
8:20 a ni
put on a couple of coats and an over blooded for that. It became no trick at pany's strong box, with its 200 pounds talking of large sums of money,” said a forty tons.
coat over that, and then start out for a all for him to climb out on the foot- of gold, to the coffin, and set it upon bank director yesterday, “that they re
walk. I always get on a road where boord, run along and jump down on the lid towards the larger end.
ally have no adequate conception of the
the going is heavy and then trudge off. the pilot, get up again on the other
GEO. RAMAGE.
Then I lighted my pipe. I noticed large values that often fall glibly from
F<>r tickets ut:d full information regard-
“Bye-and-bye the sun gets high and side and walk into the other window. afterwards, though I didn’t think of it their tongues.
int nite«, mai>,. etc., cull on llict ompnnx s
nt at McMinnville
hot. With all the clothes on every Whenever we got into New York Slide at the time, that most of the knot holes
paper hanger, kalsominer and
“We speak of half or a quarter mil The painter,
can he found during the dav hard
KOEIII.EI!,
E. 1‘. ROGERS.
step is downright work, and liefore I would go down and ride into town, big towards the head of the coffin were lion dollars as a trifling circumstance, decorator
at work, and will be very willing indeed to
Manager.
A„t. G E. A l‘ Ayl
have made a mile I am hot as blue as life, on the cow-catcher. I even covered and sealed by the flat iron bot while to say that so and so was worth a give estimates and furnish designs tor all
classes of work. On June 1. a shop will be
blazes and the sweat begins to pour. I taught him to pull the whistle cord tom of the strong box.
million, conveys little or nothing. Now opened opposite the Cook ligase.
muffle up close and keep walking. I when I commanded. Everybody along
Several minutes passed and the en take a million dollars, for illustration,
get so tired that it seems as if I would the line knew him. When I got down gine had blown its view-halos at a way what is your notion of the height there
drop down dead, and the sun feels as if to oil my wheels he would always fol side cattle station when suddenly of, supposing the money all to be in
f so lie sure and call for your tickets
it had a focus on me and was trying to low ami watch to see that no kids sounds liegan to issue from the lx>x. silver dollars, piled one upon another?”
via tlie
jumped
on.
burn a hole in the top of my head. The
FIRE AND BURGLAR PROOF SAFE.
The friend addressed closed his eyes
¡¡There was no doubting it this time.
“I remember distinctly one stormy There was a scuffling, a groaning, a meditatively and said slowly:
clothes I wear are as heavy as lead. I
keep going, though, and the sweat night as I was approaching Chicago, kicking against the sides.
“A million silver dollars, one piled on
SECOND HAND SAFES AT A BARCAI5
keeps on coming. I struggle along and There was a tremendous tempest on the
To say that I was horrified doesn’t another would make a column about
pant and cuss, and wish I was out of lake, for I could hear the dull roar of express it. The struggle in the box 1,000 feet high.”
the business. When I have lieen on the waves lieat ujxin the shore. I had continued. I staggered to the gun rack,
“That’s just what 1 thought,” said
the walk an hour or more my clothes to lay upon a siding and wait for orders tore down a carbine, cocked it and fired the spokesman smiling. “Now, then,
are wet with prespiration. Then I turn to pull in over any one of the fifty tracks it through the box ten feet away.
if I should tell you that a million dol
SEND FOR DESCRIPTIVE CIRCULAR AND PRICE LIST.
that spread out near the the city. There
back to the stable.
Muffled shrieks now mingled with lars, piled one upon another, would
“The boys are waiting for me, when was a little telegraph station a few rode the thumping and thrashing in the make a glittering silver column nearly
DO NOT CRIPE, SICKEN OR
CONSTIPATE.
I get there so tired I can just stand, away from where I lay. Orders were box. I fired again. The shrieks were two miles high, you would probably 1«
they wrap me up with my clothes on confidently expected in a few minutes, redoubled. I became frantic and inclined for the instant to tell me that
S ure C ure for S ick H eadache ,
and all troubles arising from
!:6/:V‘ .ra/7 to Protect their Contents against Both Fire art!
me in blankets, and though the ther but they did not come. My fireman shrieked like a lunatic myself, while I I was imposing on you. But figure it
Indigestion or Constipation«
Improve» the Complexion
mometer may lie 1<M1 in the shade anil and I got tired of sitting out in the fired again and again at the box until out for yourself. Ten silver dollars
by Purifying the Blood.
dose can be nicely adjusted to suit the case, as
climbing every minute, I gather the driving rain, and not even distinguish the magazine was exhausted and I make an inch; $120 make a foot; 1,000 The
one pill can never be too large a dose. Easy to take
all ’8 afe and ock
as so much sugar 42 pills put up in a strong vial
blankets around my head and lay down ing each other’s voices in the din. I rushed to get another.
means $120,000 ; 5,280 feet, or a mile which
can be carried in rest pocket. A Great Conven
Factory, CIXCZ
ience
to
Traveler«
and
Ru.ine.x
Men.
Nose
Genuine
with«
remember
Tom
yelling:
“
It'll
be
a
hard
in the hay or on a bed and smother for
” Trade Mark. Sold Everywhere, 25e. a bottle.
But the pine box was split aud torn; means, approximately, $500,(MX); hence out “Crescent
Sample
Dose
and
Dream
Book
for
2«.
In
stamp*«
half an hour. Smother Is the word. time on the lake to-night." and then the iron box was slowly crushing it a million dollars would represent a col
SALESROOMS :
iDR. HARTER S IRON TONIC.
k
Pl.’!:. "ESthe BLOOD; REGULATES the LIVER■
When you are walking you can breathe the light came from the station bobbing down; through the gaps in the wood umn two miles high. Of course this
New York City; Portland. Me.; Boston; Philadelphie ;
and KIDNEYS and RESTORES the DEBILITATED!
to HEALTH and VIGOROUS STRENGTH of Y outh F
without tearing your lungs into doll up and down, and some one came hur blood was streaming and no sounds is overruns somewhat, but the general re
Louisville; St. Louis; Kansas City; Omaha; Minneapdi
THE DR. HARTER MEDICINE CO. ST. LOUIS, MO.
rags, but when you are hot as hades rying up an gave me the written orders sued from the coffin.
San Francisco; I.os Angeles; San Diego; Porh’a
sult Js near enough for all practical pur
and covered up head and ears under a to proceed over the last track to one of Finally a long deep groan escaped poses. So you see, my boy, when you
*'mond.
Milwaukee. Wis.: Evansi
Others may imitate,but none can surpass it
THE YAQUiNA ROUTE.
pile of North Pole blankets, its tough. the stations on the outskirts of the city from the box. Plainly it was a man’s hear that so-and-so was only worth one
Our motto is “always on time ”
Half an hour is as much as a man can and lay there until a special train had voice. I managed to tear away the poor little million dollars, do not lx? so
De sure and ask ticket agents for tickets
passed.
via this celebrated route and lake none
stand. By that time I am sweated
shattered lid. There was no coffin in | ready to underestimate the value there
others.
W II MEAD, G A
“Well, the brakeman got down to side, but only the body of a man, torn of. I tell you, when you think can
clean out and Satan himself couldn't
4 Washington street. Portland. Or
throw
the
switch,
when
Slide
made
a
raise a bead on me.
didly on the subject, you cannot but lx?
with a dozen terrible wounds.
“Then the boys strip me and rub me bee line out of the cab and flew at the
He wore the garb of the frontier, with impressed at this gigantic sum; and the
down. By the time they get through fellow as if he had gone crazy and back. knife and pistol at his belt, and a load wonder is, to my mind, that so many
I am as dry as a bone, light as a feather Why he simply tore sounds into shreds. ed Winchester lay at his side. He was of us are lucky enough to accumulate
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and haven’t enough strength to step He jumped at that fellow every time conscious and gasped: “Raise me up.” it.”
over a match. Its so weakening that he made a move for the switch, he
“Don’t water at tank 22,” said the
N V
you are helpless as a baby almost. Your would crouch down and lieg and whine man with difficulty, and Ills jaw fell.
225 Miles Shorter—20 hours less
Rucker’s Magnetic Needle.
legs are pretty strong liecause the walk terribly.
time than by any other route.
The engine stopped at tank 21, a half
“Say, Charley, I won't touch that hour behind schedule time. Shots were
ing hardens them, but your arms just
Geologists arc always ready to use
ft'S'First class through passenger and freight
hang down like a rag and a hard switch,” the brakey said as he walked fired through the cab of the locomotive work done by laborers in other branch line from Portland and all points in the Wil
Is the Line io Take
ST PAUL, ST. LOUIS,
mouthed horse will almost pull them towards me with a white face. ‘There’s and the express car as the train dashed es of science, and of late a most inter lamette valley to and from San Francisco.
something gone wrong, and I know it,’ by tank 22.
esting work has been going on which
out of socket.”
AND ALL POINTS
Time Schedule Except Sundays).
BRICE ¿7777^7, °
he went on. At first I laughed, but
“What do you eat'.”’
It is the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runs
I IT IS THE BEST,
The dead bandit was buried without shows the bearing one branch of knowl Leave Albany. .1:30 ptu Leave Vaquina 6:45 a?n
Leave
Corva
¡lis
1:10
pm
LeaveCorvallia
10:35
a
in
gradually
something
strange
came
over
Through VESTIBULED TRAINS
“Eat? I don’t eat—that is I don’t eat
I ... EASIEST TO USE.
identification at Deming and some one edge may have on another. Professors Arrive Yaquitia5:30 pm Ar.-ive Albany 11:10 an:
Every Day in lhe Year to
« THE CHEAPEST. |
enough to keep a chicken alive. I me. I could feel the warm persiiira scrawled upon the head board, ‘Quien Rucker and Thorpe have been carefully O. & C. trains canned at Albany and Cor
noting the behavior of the magnetic vallis.
don’t get a good steak once in the sea tion trickle down my backbone. The Sabe?”
— A.T----
above trains connect at Y aqltna with
son, and I don’t get a pound of bread conductor got impatient and yelled at
needle in various parts of England and the The
Oregon Developenient Co’s. Line of Steam
No Change of Cars
have found that it is deflected at times ships between Yaquiiia and San Francisco.
in a week. Oat meal, gruel or beef tea us to pull out. The brakeman started
Breaking up tlie Maps.
N. B.—Passengers from Portland and all Wil-
OIS-,
(oiHiMWil of MMX« CUIS
in a most inexplicable manner. The amettc
is nearer my way. If I drank wnter back again to throw the switch, but,
Valley Points can make close connec
“If this thing keeps on," said a map deflections were at first charged to great tion with the" trains of tlie Y aquina R oute at
(unsurpassed)
whenever I wanted it I would get more sir, the dog displayed the same tactics
or Corvallis, and if destined to San
N» W. AYER ASO .ourautborizrd ag<
GEO. S. TAYLOR Ticket Agt.
fat every «lay than I could sweat off in and even bit the brakeman's hands. printer the other day, “we’ll have to go masses of basaltic or like rocks, the Albany
ri LLM lMllR AWIMJ ROOM SLEEPERS
Francisco, should arrange to arrive at Yaqnina
two, so I am thirsty from May until Just then there was a sudden lull in into bankruptcy. We hadn’t got our mineral of which contains a large the evening before date of sailing.
(Of Latest Equipment,)
Corner First and Oak Sts.
Sailing Dates.
November and hungry all the time. the storm. ■ The most mournful howl I United States maps fixed up with amount of iron.
WRIST SLEEPING CARS
The Steamer Willamette wtll sail
North and South Dakota liefore the
Finding, however, that this peculiar
You don’t know how I long for the end ever heard came from that animal.
Best that can lie constructed and in
FROM YAQUINA.
FROM SAX FRANCISCO
“ ‘My Gcal, look!' cried the brakeman Brazil revolution knocked South behavior of the magnetic needle oc
which accommodations are for hol
of the racing season so I can sit down
July 26,
August
1.
ders
of First or .Second-cpiss Tick
pointing up the track. Both of us America endwise, and now Wyom curred also in tracts where no such August 6.
to a tabic and eat all I want.
,
August ¡1.
ets. nn<l
August 21,
Ä’.’.AT S ÌGINÙ DM
“The orders are, no fat meat, no bread sprung to our posts and peered towards ing and Idaho are turned into rocks were at the surface, but which August 16,
ELEGMT BAY I BM HEN.
»Off MANY
August ;tl
and no water, no nothing that Will Chicago. A great red light came like a states. Africa has to be fixed over every consisted of such formation as chalk August 26.
• r*
the world. Owr mcinueaare
A Contir-uevs Line connecting with all
□neouab d. and to ia»frodKs'-e out
make flesh and blood, and then some flash out of the inky blackness, and six months and the latest and most se and tertiary beds, these observers were
f . emembeh
lines, affording direct end unin
autrici focd« v.e«rtb «endrEr.«
to ONE
in each locality,
people wonder that we are always out the special rushed past us like a whirl rious of all is in this German-English led to conclude that deep underground The Oregon Pacific Popular Summer
terrupted service.
as
above Ouï y thoae w ho write
enrsions
—
Low
rate
Tickets
now
on
Sale
to
rx
at
once
<an
make
aure
«•<
arrangement to knock out Heligoland in those tracts there was a mass of ba from all Willamette Valley points to Yaqui
liman Fl< < pe r reservation:- c an hr jrcur-
of humor. A saint couldn't be civil wind and was gone.
the chance. All you have tod«> in
i:.
an« ¡hrtHi-li auv agent of tbe rasd
return is so abmv our pood» to
“Four white faces looked into one an from the British empire. That isn’t saltic or other highly ferruginous rock na ami return.
with half a loaf of bread and three
th<.«e whn call—your neighbor«
iroi’di i ¡<|..et.-. ■
..
•nd tboae around you The be-
glasses of water a week. Sometimes other's countenances a moment later, a big change, but is plenty big enough that affected the needle, It seems, Passenger aDd freight rates always the low
gJnninp of thia advertieemer.t
est. For infoimaiion, apply to Messrs IH’L-
ave KÖ£
show* tlie small cr»d of the tele-
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d
Eiirc>j»e
ran
hr
nurcl:a
‘
,
e<i at anv ticket
we don’t get that. I have gone two and just then the operator came rush to spoil all our maps of Europe. It therefore, likely that Professor Rucker's MAN&CO., Freight and Ticket Agents, 2«C «o;*
Th* rôîlowinç cut che» the »ppearance of it reduce Jj-.
solid days without taking a thing ex ing out with orders to stop us, but we would almost pay the map makers to elaborate and scientific divining rod I and 202 Front street. Portland, Oregon; or to
information
concerning
r •«. time
■•G
C. C. HGCUE,
rni-hed
is, routes and other detail?
cept a few sips of beef tea. Thirst is had lieen stopped by a keener instinct chip in and buy the nasty little island in will come into use for the purpose of in Acting Gen’l. Frt. A Pass. Agt., Oregon Pari
¡
n
‘
ation
to
anv
agent,
or
the worst thing in the world and cham than human intelligence and telegraph order to make a present of it to En dicating what places are to be avoided R, Q Co , Corva 1 is, Oregon.
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HAKI.TON.
6
( . FL HASWELL, Jr.,
Newspaper Advert.sing Bureau,
-31« •
” •' '■ ■ —" ' h
Asst General Passenger Agent,
pagne can’t hold a light to water when wires. Yes, he was our mascot,” con gland, and save the expense of getting in searching for coal measures under Gen’l. Frt. Ac Pass. Agt., Oregon ItevelopmetA . . - il- VI- .1 . j;< -5 tí- X • T -At
’ • at o:»' e W • p»« ail vi.-r--» < uerg-«
1O Sprue. St., Now York.
kl eiftif'c Of the Company, No. 121
i id, L .i >; iLti.l t 4' •» bti B&V. e*»L5LA-.u. M %t>£
cluded
the
old
engineer,
brushing
a
up
new
maps
of
Europe.
”
ground.
(
’
•
Montgomery
street,
San
Francisco,
Cal.
vou want water.
t.,
C<>r. Wnbington, Poi-tand, Or.
»•nd lOjta. for lQO-Paga Pamphlet
1
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