The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953, July 10, 1890, Image 1

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    HARDING * HEATH. Draggtsta.
MEN have fought and
died for this Flag. We
do not ask you to light
and die. but would l>e
pleased to give you a re­
ceipt for the
McMinnville. Oregnn.
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TELEPHOXE-
KEfllsm
for one year. Price, $2.
B est P aper in
the C ounty .
Circulation Guaranteed Greater Than That of Any Other Paper Published in Yamhill County.
M c M innville , oreg - on , T hursday , july
SÄÄ 1886 Consolidated Feb. 1,1889.
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VOL. II. NO. 23.
alxiut the dance liefore going; I just us
1 the scars on liis hands. Then lie
THE INDIAN CHRIST.
Tlie Aluminum Age.
happened to run across it, that is all. said:
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“I ditl not defend myself; my
this point asjthese friends of mine.
It is reported that at the Essen Krupp
Highest of all in Leavening Power.— U. S. Gov’t Report, Aug. 17, 1889. Mrs. Erank Leslie Discusses an
t
were liad children, so I went
Certainly, as we consider the famous Narrative of Apostle Porcupine, I will tell you all about it. (Here tlie children
gun works, near Cologne, Germany the
o
A Noted Cheyenne.
Indian auditors removed their hats, in to
1 heaven ami left them.”
Ever-Interesting Theme.
beauties and the famous rulers of men
metal aluminum is being rapidly turn­
that the talk to follow was on
among women, we find the vote a
Porcupine here said that Christ told
Many different stories have been pule- token
1
ed out in 100-pound ingots at a coat of
Mrs.Frank Leslie is one of the beauti­ nearly and evenly balanced one.
religious
matters.)
I
want
you
all
to
]
him
how
many
hundred
years
it
was
fished about the Indian Christ, whose 1
ful women of America, as well as one of Helen of Troy, they say was blonde headquarters are in Nevada, and to listen
to what I am going to say; there s since he went back to heaven, but be 25 eente per pound. If this is true It»
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full significance is not realized by the
the brainiest. She discussess in the fol- , and Cleopatra was certainly very bru­ whose teachings savages from nearly is
1
forgotten. Continuing liis story
1 no harm in it, and until Agent Up- had
public, for this silvery metal is the most
lowing article blondes and brunettes in nette. Aspasia’s golden hair is cele­ all the tribes in tlie United States have sliaw
told
me
different
I
thought
the
]
Porcupine
said:
“
The
Christ
then
told
!
abundant
in nature. Common clay
a manner interesting to male and fe­ brated, and l’hyrne is always depicted
whites
knew
all
about
it.
1
us tliat he was sent back to this earth
listened. Among those who made this
male*. She says:
, as an audat ious blonde, while Penelope pilgrimage, says the Helena Indepen­
Porcupine then asked Agent I’pshaw to
1 see his children again and to teach everywhere contains from two to ten
pounds of it in every 1(1» pounds. it is
I do not think American woman have is dark. The Roman ladies bent on dent, were Porcupine a noted Cheyenne to
1
His father had told him the
1 explain to him the religion of the them.
ever properly appreciated one, at least, , conquest bleached tHeir locks anti dy«i and two members of the tribe of lesser whites, before he toltl him about the earth
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was getting old, and lie must therefore more common than iron or all
of the points of independence ottered to them red, and many a matron as well note. Big Beaver and Bear Ridge. For- new
Christ.
Upshaw
commenced
by
,
come
and
teach liis children to lx- g<xxi the metals taken together. The coot of
1
extracting it has been the great and
them by the peculiarly free condition aa
, maid has dyed hers dark.
telling
of
the
first
settlement
of
tlie
;
and renew everything and make it as
cupine was first brought into promin- 1
of American life, and that is the wide
But, of course, the true question is, enee in a remarkable way. Last Sep­ whites in America, but was interrupted j it was before. I also come to change only hindrance to its general use. In
range of complexion and coloring open “What temperament goes with blonde tember he was living near Ashland, by
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and make it better. All the In 1853 its value was $249 per pound,
1 Porcupine, who wanted to know everything
H. BALLINGER.
to them.
, or brunette colori ng’.” ’ My own ex jieri- Custer county, with his wife and chil- bow
the Indians first got there. Up- ; people from the beginning will return, and the following year a chemical dis­
1
And the reason I say the peculiarly ( ence is that tlie darkskinned, darkeyed, tlreti, on an elevation not far from St. f shaw said this would take too long, and
i
you will see them. This earth will covery dropped its price to $44. A
A ttorney at L aw .
free condition of American life, is be­ rather stately ■women of my acquain­ Labre’s mission. A great storm arose 1 and then Porcupine asked if the whites lx*
1 too small for them, and the father steady decrease since then has taken
cause there no other country under , tance are those most easily understtxid, one night, accompanied by thunder expecterl
a second coming of Christ. will
■
enlarge it, adding lieaven to it, so place to alxiut $5 jx-r pound, at which
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Office in Fletcher building, Third Street.
heaven when- the children of other most easily managed and prepared for. and lightning, and/lurlng its progress Upshaw showed him a bible, explain- 1 all will have room. When this time price its list's are enormous,l>ut nothing
McMinnville. Oregon
lands may so freely resort, and where As a rule, a large brunette is timid, a Ixilt struck his tent killing liis wife. 1 ing that in order to understand, Porcu- , comes this will lx* lieaven and eartli to­ to compare with the alleged Krupp 25-
they may so easily and so soon become, , physically and morally, self-distrustful, For a little while Porcupine himself pine
would have to read the book gether.
|
Whenever you meet any of eent value.
1
AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES.
As iron weighs three times as much
DR. el. C. Ml<’HAI X
not only adopted sons, but lords of the ' affectionate, credulous, very uncom­ was stunned; but recovering and find- through.
This
subject
was
then
drop-
;
your friends, tell these things just as I
1
and is, therefore, one-third as bulky as
soil and -rulers ot the nation. The olive- , plaining and easily contented. Among ing liis wife dead beside him he gras]x*d ped,
ami
Porcupine
commenced
his
]
have
told
you.
You
must
not
go
to
war
1
skinned Spaniard and Italian, the dus- j the fair, small vivid blondes I find tlie his rifle and rushed outside tlie tepee. ’ story of his meeting witli tlie Christ, < or fight. I am going to do away witli aluminum, when the latter eau be ob-
Practicing Physician and Surgeon,
ky Greek and Oriental, the yellow tint- , restless souls who move the world, the Tlie storm was still raging, and the first
saying that on liis trip lie met all
,
l>ad tilings and everything will lx* tained at three time's the price of iron
1
LAFAYETTK. OREGON-
ed Slav, the ruddy and chestnut-haired ardent
,
but
gotxl
people,
who
let
him
ride
,
enthusiasts, the feminine “kick­ lightning playing in all directions. The none
gtxxl.
In the autumn everything will that metal will be supplanted rapidly.
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nations
of
middle
Europe,
and
the
pale
(
on
tlie
cars
free
and
gave
himself
ami
|
ers,” as that word has come to be used, half-crazed savage, holding liis gun 1
lx1 renewed and all gtxxl jxxiple will lx* Even at the Krupp price it will |>ay to
Jan, 21. 'SS.
blondes of Scandinavia and the far the
,
friends
all
they
wanted
to
eat,
ami
1
zouaves of the Woman’s army. Tlie aloft, defied the elements to do their liis
made
about 40. If they remain gtxxl build railroad trains of aluminum, be­
1
north,
all,
all
flock
to
America
as
a
ha-
,
charged
them
nothing
for
it.
1
blonde has her violent fancies, liut sel­ worst and after talking and gesticulat- 1
S, A. YOUNG. M. D.
until spring they will lx* made young cause of the greatly reduced weight af­
ven and a hope, and each brings not ( dom a grand passion; she expects to re­ ing for several minutes, brought his
“My friends,” he continued, “my j men anti children. Now my children, forded. This dead weight of trains is
Physician & Surgeon.
only liis national character, but his na- ( ceive quite as much as she gives in de­ gun to liis shoulder and fired it at tlie two
companions (pointing to Bear you must follow my directions anil be­ is a prodigious expense to railways,
1
tional
complexion,
to
throw
into
the
,
Ridge
and Big Beaver, who sat 011 ei­ lieve what I tell you; if you do you nine-tenths of which could lie saved by
votion, selfsacrafice and consideration. heavens. Quickly reloading he fired it
M c M innville ,
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great grab-bag held open by Columbia, She
,
ther
side
of him) will bear me out in will live forever. All people will be constructing freight and passenger ears
is
indeed
often
very
exacting,
and
again and again, continuing to do so 1
Office and residence on I) street. All B. CLARK. PROPRIETOR. who invites each of her children to j
all
I
have
to say, if I do not tell the resurrected and live forever. You must of aluminum weighing from half a ton
not infrequently tyrannizes very sharp­ until his ammunition was all gone. 1
calls promptly answered day or night.
thrust in his or her hand and pull out j ly over her soealled lord; but still she The next day his wife was buried with ' trutli they will know it as they were not quarrel ami tigh, because both to a ton each. The adaptability for this
purpose may lx' instantly set'll in
K. K. GOt'CltF.R. Furniture of all the Latest Styles made to whatever Fortune sends him or he is : make an excellent wife, for she is clev­ all the ceremonies attendant on such with me all the time. Tlie Christ told whites anti Indians are the same peo­
E.
J. r. CALBKEATII.
roughly
stating aluminum to be far
clever
enough
to
secure
for
himself.
(
me
to
tell
the
truth
and
never
to
lie.
er, shrewd, and sees the points of ad­ events among the Cheyennes and I’or- 1
ple. If any one man in any of the
order in Oak. Ash or any Wood
Calbreath & Goucher.
Now, if we think of it, says the Phil­ vantage in the social, business or am­ cupine became a wanderer. Though He said that all people, white and In­ tribes disobeys me the whole tribe will stronger than steel and as light as chalk
desired.
adelphia T’rcKt, here is a birthright j bitious career of the connubial firm a he denies it, there seems to lie no doubt dians,
were brothers, anti this I never be annihilated. You must not even Locomotives needing traction weight
PHYSICIANS ANO SURGEONS,
1
FINE WORKMANSHIP A SPECIALTY! worth having. How excessively mon-
knew
before.
When I arrived at Pyra­ think I lie, because no matter where would still lx- made of iron and steel,
good
deal
more
quickly
than
her
hus
­
that
he
had
some
inkling
of
the
new
1
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ononous it must be to have an inevita- j band will. She is not a very tender Christ, ami owing to the loss of his wife 1 mid lake the fish eaters told me Christ you may lx* I will know what you do.” though they could lx- reduceti in weight
(Office over Braly’s Bank.)
Orders taken Cor all kinds of work and Me complexion? For a young woman wife, however, nor even a tender moth­ his mind was in such in a state as to 1 had appeared on earth again. He was
Porcupine said that he, himself, did materially in proportion to the dimin­
satisfaction guaranteed. Call at factory to know for certain that not one of her , er, having too many other strings in grasp of anything which touched of a not a new Christ, but it was the first not tell these things as coming from ished ¡lead weight or the engine un­
J. D. Baker M I)..
changed woultl be enabled to add ten
babies will lie able to wear heliotrope or hand to give very much attention to future life.
and see specimens of furniture,
• Christ, who had come back to earth himself, lint as tlie interpreter of Christ. aluminum ears for each of the old style
1
Do not buy without first seein^tlie furni­ pale green, or any other of the blonde baby’s leading strings; but her sons
were lots of. white people at these
SURGEON AND HOMEOPATHIC
Feeling that perhaps the teachings of 1 as he had promised. The fish eaters There
me that Christ said he knew Por­ meetings anti they all acted as broth­ discarded. It would lx* equivalent to
ture manufactured here in your own state tints; or for a lover to know that he grow up to respect her authority, and the new Christ, whicli Porcupine had told
PHYSICIAN.
1
doubling the freighting capacity by
never
can
have
the
delicious
privilege
an<l county
,
places her daughters in marriage or in imparted to his people on his return ’ cupine ami his party were coining, and ers.
He thought all the whites knew
Offity at B F. Fuller’s drug store. Resi­
B. CLARK.
counting tlie weightof present cars and
of
balancing
the
merits
of
black
eyes
or
us-
lie
knew
now
that
Christ
hail
called
:
some
vocation
with
a
firm
and
an
about
the
xecond^coming
of
Christ,
liut
dence, first house south of Baptist church,
from Nevada might have had some­
their content» ax equal in reducing the
blue, gray eyes or brown, unless indeed sured hand.
McMinnville. Or.
thing to do with his recent troubles, him and he involuntarily obeyed. it seems they did not. When Christ car weight to a practical zero.
Prices Consistent with Good Work.
he expatriates himself from his own
I do not know whether I like her or Agent Upshaw, of the Cheyennes, de- 1 Christ had called for men from sixteen talked to Him lie thought it was gotxl,
country, where all eyes are of one color. my gentle, doeile brunette the best, and termined, if possible, to have Porcupine 1 or seventeen different tribes, ami when ami thought so still. When he return­ Aluminum conducts electricity letter
than iron, tlie comparison lieing one-
Our American beauty-lover is reduc­ I do not know which to call the best tell him of his journey and its result. I arrived I found they were there. ed
,
he toltl his jx*ople
they
ed to no such necessity, for in one walk woman, for each is best in her own After some difficulty, Porcupine con­ They all spoke different languages and had been l>atl ami asked them to lie third as well as eopper, while iron h
Simple rooms in connection.
one-seventh; hence aluminum will lx*
from the gates of Central park to Madi­ way.
sented, so the meeting was held in Maj. when Christ talked to us, it was to gtxxl. He talked to tlie |x*ople for five used for telegraph lines. The metal
o------ o
son square he will probably meet the
And after all the the great army of Carrol’s tent at Camp Crook, near the ’ each in his own language. Tlie Christ days ami four nights ami told them
ROOMED HOUSE AND TWO gaze of bright, or soft, or emiling or women are neither blonde nor brunette agency. The scene was one never to sent him by the chiefs son a small just what he hail tohl the whites, teach­ Ix'ing so light and strong, inch rtxis of
la now fitted up in first class order.
A SIX
Lots, 100x100 feet, price, $800; or with liquid eyes of every tint and every
but mezzotinted, with complexions in be forgotten. Ranged around one side package of something to eat, telling ing them the dance Christ had it will hold up the wires as well as tlie
three lots. 100x150 feet, $000; or four lots,
largest telegraph jxiles, under greatly
Accommodations as gootl as can be 100x200 feet, with barn, $1100. A good va­ shape that the civilized world produces early youth of peach and cream, rather
were the whites, including Gen. Curtis, him lie would six' him after fourteen taught him He wished some of the reduced weight.
ound in the city.
riety of fruit trees, new fence and sidewalk. and not improbably those of sundry
days.
There
was
a
big
assembly
when
whites hail been with him, ami if they
than milk and roses, or pomegranate officers in camp, Agent Upshaw and
1 also have fourteen other good residence
Houses could lx1 easily constructed by
S. E. MESSINGER, Manager.
lots for sale at from $75 to $100 per lot. or a savages into the bargain.
and camellia, with brown hair and va­ two interpreters. On the opposite side Christ’s message was delivered and I would go he woultl take them to see
good block for $700, or a half block for
And among them all, which should rious shades of grayish blue eyes, and the first in the line, was Two Moons, divided the white meat among them. the great man. The only sad thing in |xiuring the metal into ordinary sand
$350. Call or address nie on the premises,
or metal moulds. It melts easier than
M c M innville
three blocks north of the courthouse, Mc­ you think he would be likely to prefer? among these women I discover all the the Cheyenne chief,whtfpaid the strict­ 1 then went to Walker lake ami was all that Christ told him, he said, was
Minnville, Yamhill county. Oregon.
The answers would be as varied as the virtues and all the vices of both est attention to all that was said. Next told the Christ woultl see them after that all the trilx*must sutler for one silver. Every part oftlie domicile could
¡April 10:tf
A. D SIMPSON.
eyes, but I fancy the larger proportion blonde and brunette, and am inclined to Two Moons was Bear Ridge, then two sleeps. On the third morning man’s sin. Some of the people believe lx* cast on the s|»>t in this way into a
CARLIN it HIGH, Proprietors
| would lie like my own, a simple “I to think that in this question, as in so Porcupine and then Big Beaver; these hundreds of people gathered at a place what I have told you, but some doubt solid mass of metal more rigid and dur­
JESSE EDWARDS.
Guods of all descriptions moved ami care­ JOHN HERBY,
I don’t know.”
many others, the truth lies lietween three, the principal characters in tlie near the railroad, which had been it. Christ can go to any one in his able than stone. Movable ]>arts, such
ful lianillinx guaranteed. Collections will
its doors, windows, transoms, scuttles,
I
once
knew
an
Englishman,
of
the two extremes, and if I had to choose scene. Then came the lesser lights in cleared of brush anil left like a circus sleep; you dream alxiut him and he
lx? made monthly ‘ Hauling of ad kinds
sound opinions in most matters, who fifty women to colonize some new island the Cheyenne tribe. About tlie tent ring. Here the people waited all day, will take you to «*0 your dead, He lias could lx* made of the same bright metal
done cheat»
declared that all the wickedness of the of Hesperides, I should not choose a opening were crowded eight Indians, and just before sundown a great crowd often come to me. Christ ap|x'ared to and just as heavy or light as might lx*
Proprietors of The McMinnville
M. 11. I.. RHODES,
B. F. RHODE»,
world . uanated from blonde women. single blonde or brunette of pure who lost not a word of what was said came, some in wagons and some 011 me and told me my jieopic had done desired.
( NOTARY.)
Ships larger than tlie Great Eastern,
TILE
He said that so soon as he saw golden type, but compose a symphony of mez- on either side, but who did not indicate horse back, all dressed like white men, wrong, The next night he came again
tresses and a milk-and-roses complex­ za coloring, voices, temperaments, fig­ in any way the impression made upon witli the Christ witli them. The people anti told me tlie truth would pome out with less draught, could lx* constructed
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ion he began to guard himself as he
formed in a circle, putting sheets at last. (He referred to tlie killing of nearly entirely of aluminum, including
Situated at the Southwest corner of the. - would in presence of a lovely sepent. ures, feeling pretty sure that these them. Porcupine is a fine specimen of
the machinery and itoilers, which at
around
the outside, leaving a place in Ferguson by tlie Cheyennes.)
would blend in a sweeter and more sat­ the Clieyenne, about 30 years old, with
Fair Grounds. All sizes of
Women of this coloring, treacherous, isfying harmony than the more piquant bright snappy eyes, fairly regular fea­ tlie center for the Christ. I looked
Porcupine then asked Maj. Upshaw present weigh down vessels seriously.
First-Class Drain Tile
Real Estate. Insurance. Collection,
The stone age held fast our ancestors
cold hearted and mischief making. In anil piercing tones of the blonde or the tures and six feet high. On this occa­ through tlie crowd, liut at first could if the whites believed what he hail told
kept constantly on hand nt lowest living fact, he could not say enough against
in
a condition but little better than that
sweet monotony of the brunette. And, sion he was dressed in full Indian cos- not see the Christ, when suddenly I them. Upshaw said they had heard
prices
EDWARDS A DERBY,
and Loan Brokers.
them, and I always suspected he bad after all, we each one of us have person­ | tume made of the finest skins and saw him standing pn one side. 1 ran what lie had said with much interest; of our urlxireal ancestors, the apes; th«
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McMiinville, Oregon. had some bitter blonde experience that
al experiences and personal preferences decorated lavishly with beads and bits with the people toward him, but when that they lxdieved tliat Porcupine toltl bronze age was a great step ahead, and
th«* iron age ushered in civilization and
McMinnville
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had warped his judgment.
which bias our judgment in [this res­ of color. His forhead was decorated we hail nearly reached him we stopped the trutli alxiut his journey anti saw
Then another friend of mine used to pect; we love this man or that woman with a mass of figures done with a bowing our heads. I had always this man. Upshaw then said: Eighteen made it jxissible. We are now living
Offn e in old Post-office Building.
II. CLAY BURCH, aver that the Lydia Thompson blondes and for tlie time we lielieve tliat just white pigment, showing a cross and thought the Christ was a white man. hundred years ngo*a man came to this in the latter jsirtof that ixTlixland lie­
of the corps de ballet bleached their that style of beauty is the ideal we have leaves, flowers, twigs and snakes. Por­ He was dressed like a white man, and earth who was t he son of God. He was holding the dawn of the aluminum
M c M innville national bank . Real Estate. Collection, Insurance > locks and assumed the pearly com­ always held. We haven’t, and by and cupine was a government scout at Ft. wore a white coat with stripes, liut like crucified, liis hands ami feet nailed to age, which will confer blessings mill­
plexion peculiar to that style because by we shall smile at our own delusion Reno in 1885, and holds a discharge the Indian he wore moccasins. He the cross ami a spear thrust into his ions of times greater than can lie un-
Corner Third and (’ streets, in Braly block.
and Employment Agent.
the father of mischief like thus to bur­ and flatly contradict onr fatuous theo­ from Major Deweese. He once visited had no beard, but had heavy eyebrows side. He was put into the ground anti derexisting circumstances. The |)OHsi-
MCMINNVILLE, OREGON.
lesque the livery of heaven.
and was good looking.
after three days arose from the dead. bilitiesof cheap aluminum are limit­
ries; liut while it lasts, and even per­
less. Aerial navigation will be effect­
Money lo Loai i > “Then you grant that it is the livery haps in memory, we shall cling to the Washington.
Transacts a General Banking Business,
That the Indian is a gootl actor was After awhile the Christ rose up ami He came before all his friends, who ran ually settled, and aluminum airships
of heaven?” suggested I on one occa­ admiration of blonde or brune in gen­ shown by Porcupine Ix'fore lie com­ said he was glad to see liis children; he ami talked to him, staying forty days
President.......................... T. W. COW LS Any business entrusted to me will receive sion, and other persons being present,
will literly give wings to commerce anti
had called for them and was going to
Vice President......... LEE LACGIILIN prompt attention, ami SATISFACTION a free and pretty heated discussion eral, lieeause once in particular we lov­ menced to tell his story. Wheu all was talk to them ami tell them after awhile then lie went to heaven. A great many settle the tariff question by rendering
GUARANTEED.
men
have
since
come
to
tlie
people,
ed
a
blonde
or
a
brune.
quiet
he
arose
from
his
squatting
posi
­
Cashier..................... J. 1. STRATTON
arose, in which one »¡declaimed that
Another point to be consider«! nowa­ tion on the ground and turning liis about their relatives dead and gone. claiming to be Christ, liut we do not lx1- trade as free as is the medium In
O ffice with \V T S htrtleff .
no artist, no poet, no ecstatic religleuse days, however, is, what is natural color­ • face to tlie west, extended both arms to He woultl also teach them liis dance, lieve in them. There is one tiling your which it will lx* conducted. Cities of
Sells sight exchange and telegraphic
transfers on Portland, San Franco and New
, solid aluminum will spring up every­
had ever imagined a brown angel.
heaven. Suddenly he commenced to , anti lie wanted them to dance. After Christ toltl you that is not like our
ing’.’
York.
They
’
ve
always
flufly
goldeg
hair
taken
tlie
dance
he
woultl
talk
to
them.
Then
Collections made on all accessible points.
Christ. He never taught tliat a whole where, fire-prtxif, indestructible, paved
For so many persons copy Queen tremble, and this continued all through
” for one mail's with white metal, lighted by electricity
oft’ thtfr foreheads by the wind, mild Elizabeth, who had a hundred wigs as • the initial performance. After the first we commenced the tlancc, old ami I trilH' would lx' punished
Interest allowed on time deposits.
Office Lours from 9 a. m. to 4 p m.
blue eyes and fair skins,” remarked a 1 well as a hundred gowns, and wore any ’ act, he made the sign of the cross by , young, male ami female, whites ami crime. Christ saitl when lie went to passing over aluminum wires to towers
of the same substance. Railway lietls,
HigbJChurcli young lady who probably ( style of complexion she chose.
folding his arms; then placing his , and Indians. They dancetl until late, 1 lieaven there would lx* all kinds of sleepers ties, rails bridges and all will
had done more angelic art-study and
singing
all
the
while.
Christ»
aptx
’
ar
on
earth.
I
have
not
The
ladies
of
today
are
not
so
frank
: hand upon his heart, he raised it in-
ELSIA WRIGHT. literaturathan any of us.
be cast solidly in their places, with airy
about it, but we most all have watch«! 1 stantly toward heaven then touched I The next morning after breakfast st'ii this man and you may not have
“
Did
you
ever
see
one?
”
inquired
the
Carries
the
Largest
Assortment
of
( the people all repaired to tlie circle, understood exactly. He may not have aluminum |>alace cars dancing over
J S HIBBS.
---
Proprietor.
some
startling
metamorphoses
in
this
the
earth,
signifying
that
what
he
was
Harness ami saddles ami also the
them UK) miles an hour or more.
blonde hater.
direction, and I do not know why a to say would be the truth. Still trem­ where Christ stood in the «'liter on a meant to say lie was tlie Christ, but
Fresli Meats of all ki ids constantly on
LARGEST
STOCK
IN
YAMHILL
COUNTY.
¡liece
of
canvas.
He
toltl
us
he
was
go
­
“
No;
but
—
”
band. Highest price paid for Bntcner’s
was like tlie white man’s preacher, Floating bridges can lx* built upon the
brunette who feels herself endowwl with bling he sat down and buried his face j
“Did you ever see any one that had a blonde temperament may not express in his hands, apparently absorbed in ing
stock
away
but
would
lx?
back
in
tlie
,
Harness of all kinds Made to Order. Re­
sent
by God. Our preachers tell us seas; wide rivers can be spanned by
1
pairing Neatly Done
T hird S treet . M c M ixsvii . i e , O r .
morning,
ami
would
then
talk
to
us.
seen one?”
nearly the sa’uc tilings t liis man told cobwebby but strong structures at a
it outwardly and visibly.
prayer. During Porcupine’s jierforin- 1
small expense, and in days where
Robes. Whips and all the Necessaries
He told us we must say or think any­ you.”
/No but—”
So,
having
discussed
the
question
in
ance
his
two
followers
sat
with
bowed
are Kept in Stock in Endless
“Excuse me, but have you any idea all its bearings, we must after all, “lay heads, their lips moving as though in thing we did not want him to hear, lx*- That Porcupine is a fanatic of the years were previously required. Sani­
TRIPLETTA: BOND,
Variety.
tation will Ix'come a great practical
that Raphael or Fra Angelico or any of
eause if we did he would know It. I
Proprietors of tlie
Call and See Stock. Store on Third Street, the angel portrait painters ever had an it on the table,” as our legislators do silent prayer. Recovering, Porcupine had heard that Christ had been cruci­ most extreme sort there is no doubt, possibility, and every one, no matter
ami he firmly lielieves the man he saw
the questions jwhose ¡true inwardness commenced his story.
McMinnville. Oregon.
how jxxir, can have a home of his own
angelic model?"
lies too deep for them, and rest upon
“My friends: I left the agency in No­ fied, and looked at his hands and saw at Pyraimid lake is the Christ. Wheth­
“Many of the saints have seen them” the conclusion tliat as it ever has lx*en, vember witli two other Cheyennes, go­ tlie scars where the nails had been er lie told the whites all lie toltl the In­ far Is'tter thull the present ordinary
The neatest place in the city Animals
carefully selected for killing- insuring the
calmly replied the young lady, and a so shall it be, and we shall all of us con­ ing first to Rawlins. At dark the same driven. There was also a scar on his dians is doubtful; but certain it is dwelling.
The Leaders In
finest meat
Poultry, etc , bought and
Transition stages such ax this involve
mocking voice at my elbow remarked: sider that style the most charming day we reached a fort (probably Bridg­ fa«1 ami he tohl us there were scars on many of the Cheyennes Ixjlive his story
*»ld Highest market price paid for every­
thing.
“At least one can hardly fancy Satan which clothes the being we most dearly er). After ten days we went to Fort his feet, too. That is why I believe he is anti the craze has spread to every trilie rapid and decided changes from past
modes of living, and like all other civ­
a blonde.”
love.
Hall and met the Snakes and Ban­ the Christ who promised to come the in the United States, reaching even ilizing influences, aluminum will prove
“Oh, I can!” exclaimed another. “In
second
time.
In
the
evening
we
as­
down into tlie Indian Territory. What to I s' a great leveler, for wealth will de­
nocks, where the chief took me to his
fact, my idea of Mephistopheles has al- A Strange and Fatal Disease.
tent. I told the chief I was just trav­ sembled again to see Christ depart. Af­ its results may lx*, and whether the in­ crease in the hands of the few and la-
was been a colorless, haggard complex­
ter we had all assembled Christ began fluence will lx- for gtxxl or for evil, time
II. M. Grant, of New York, who is eling for pleasure, to see other Indians
Watchmaker
crease in those of the many. Old-time
ion, red hair and very pale gray eyes,
to sing, shaking all over at tlie same alone can tell.
and
countries.
That
my
people
were
manufacturing processes will lie killed
and Jeweler.
with red lights in them, and the thin, registered at the Grand Central, has
time.
Gradually
lit'
commenced
sink
­
at peace and I thought I could travel
off’anil t lion sands lose employment, to
Uoaler In All Kinds ot Witches. Jewelry. Plated Wire
j dry sort of figure that goes with that just completed a trip through Central
ing
to
the
eartli,
finally
lying
full
on
This
is
the
shortcut
taken
by
Eliza
America. He states that a new and anywhere. Leaving the Bannocks we
Clocks and Spectacles. MCMINNVILLE. OR.
lie re-employed in new industries or
j complexion.
took a little railroad to a town on a I >ig the ground like a deatl man, while the . Henzler, tlie daugliterof a ptxir Bo-ton adaptions of the old to the new. Car-
And so the ball was tossed from one strange disease is creating alarm in the
multitude
danced
around
him.
(From
1
tailor,
to
marry
a
king.
She
was
an
lake (Salt Lake). The next day we
pentering and cabinet making will
to another, and on the whole the southern countries.
took the cars, traveled south, and in Porcupine’s description of this the man ■ opera singer witli many personal at- give way to fabricating furniture, car­
“
This
disease,
”
lie
said,
“
is
more
fa
­
blonde»; had a hard time of it. Some-
must
have
gone
into
a
trance
or
simu-
;
tractions.
Doni
Fernando,
the
«msort
the morning came to a settlement of In­
laxly quoted the saying of a young tal than yellow fever. It is called the
¡of Queen Maria Della Gloria of I’ortu- riages, wagons, etc., from the new met­
dians, dressed like white people, the lated one.)
al, with tlie result of cheapening all the
---- ox----
beauty whose cherubic face is SUF- black fever in some countries, and it I
women having their hair banged and The next morning when we went to : gal, ttxik her under bis protection. Soon implements anti vehicles of life, and
Hot Water Boilers.
mounted by a crown of pure golden will do more injury to a person in one
get
breakfast
Christ
was
there,
too.
after
the
death
of
his
<|ueen
he
created
than would yellow fever in two their faces painted white with black
secondarily all prixluctx, such ax cloth­
Wash Basins. Etc. hair, whose rich abundance asserts it­ day
weeks. It has played liavoe in Hondu­ spots. Then we took the ears again and After the breakfast four ol«l men went ; tlie Boston girl count«— of Etlia and af- ing shelter and ftsxl. Great wealth will
self
in
tendrels
and
fiufl
’
and
lovely
terwards
married
her.
Her
husliand
to
different
points,
calling
tlie
people
On Short or Long Time in» Sums to suit.
next saw a lot of houses. We were told
lose its |x>wer and poverty will be
shining curls, however she tries to dress ras and in the southern part of Central
Lowest Rates amt no Commissions.
more Indians lived there, so we got off to tlie meeting saying tlie father had being originally a prince of the house practically abolished.
it, and who the other day replied to a America, A hospital which has just
and found'them living in huts of grass. something to tell them. The people of Coburg, the Boston girl became sis­
compliment upon her hair by saying lieen erected near the prosed line of the
A correspondent prints tlie following
Riding in the cars again, a day and formed in a circle as on the previous ter-in-law to Queen Victoria, aunt to
Nicaragua
canal
has
some
200
victims.
she found it almost impossible to live
’all on or address:
night, we got off among the fish eating day, and Christ walked to tlie «-titer, tlie Prince of Wales and tlie present on the outside of his envelopes: “In
One
half
of
them
will
probably
die.
up to that kind of hair. One is expect­
He toltl
v... ..............
...... kingof
„ the Belgians,
„
, ami mother-in-law advertising you can either lie a whale
Indians. In the morning the chief then turned, sitting down.
W. T. SHURTLEFF,
ed to be so heavenly good, you know,” The black fever comes on almost as
reigning king of Rortugal.
.......................
‘
By or a minnow—which? As in fishing
suddenly as a stroke of lightning and took us in a big wagon to the agency us he had something to say anti wanteti of the
Al J. I. Knight & Co.’s MeMinnvile, Or.
declared she in conclusion, and this
I
am
the
man
who
|
this
it
will
be
seen
tliat
there
is
nothing
us
all
to
listen,
for alligators, so, too, in fishing for <-ash
on
the
side
of
big
river.
Then
we
went
there is no relief. If you attempt to get
was cited as proof that the blonde was
—liait more conspicuously than your
out of the country you would not sur­ back to the station and were told there made everything you see about you he j impossible with a Boston girl.
always accepted as the type of virtue
rival.”
were some Indians to the south who said. I am not lying to you my chil­
and perfection, but somebody else at vive and you must remain quiet and
take your chances. The first symptoms wanted to see us. We took the railroad dren, he said; I am telling you the Tlie hemlock timlx-r in Tillamtxik
Silkworms when newly hatched
once declared that this speech showed
and at sundown got to the agency truth. I am the man who made tlie ! county, which is supposed to lx? of little scarcely weigh onesjuarter of an ounce,
the young lady to lx? frivilous, vain, are burning sensations and before you
value,
will
lx
1
regarded
quite
differently
earth
and
everything«!!
it,
and
what
I
where
there
were
more
fish
eaters.
(Di
­
H ohsc . Sign, and Oriianniial Painter
yet in the course of their life, which
self-conscious and I know what not have lieen afflicted two hours you feel
as if you were l>eing roasted alive at agrams and explanations leave no tell you, I want you to listen thor­ ina few years. Most of it is verj' con- only lasts alxiut thirty-five days they
besides.
The Only Sign Writer in the County.
doubt but that these lakes were Pyra­ oughly to. I have been to heaven, I venient to shipping points, anti as the will consume lietween 3000 and 40C0
Then some one audaciously states the stake. Unless the black fever dis­
mid and Walker, in western Nevada, have seen your dead friend- and my 1 bark is valuable for tanning it will, no pounds of leaves.
appears
from
the
country
or
a
cure
is
Home* lilted up in die Neatest ami Most
that Tennyson sings in the “Princess,”
near the agencies of the same name). father and mother. They sent me back doubt,find a ready market in San Fran-
Artistic Style.
found
for
it
the
loss
of
life
will
la-
ap
­
‘Bright and fierce and fickle is the South,
All the Indians we met from the Ban­ to earth to call liis children together, cisco liefore long. The timlx-r is also
Recent investigation ha- shown that
palling.
”
—
Chicago
Tribune.
And fair and true ami teader is tlie North
Designs furnished for Decorations.
nocks down danced the dance (mean­ After my father made tlie earth he good for many purposes, and some of j the jx-ople of Great Britain xu aDo*.
_
And
the
brune
party
were
discomfited
Remember Paper Hanging and Inside Fur­
............... pills daily. Tlie pill
*“-----
ct*
The largest perfect diamond in tlie ing the late religious dances held at the sent me back to teach the (xiople, and tlie fine forests of hemlock which are over 5,500,000
nishing a Specialty
a fiy EDTICCD^
others.who wish to examine untill some one picked up a Tennyson
HUVkll I IwCllw this paper, or obtain estimates
and found that fair had been substi­ world is the Imperial, owned by a syn­ Cheyenne agency). The whites danced when I came back the ]>eople were ! accessible will lx- wortli as much ax sumption for oue year would weigh M5
Work taken by Contract or by tlie Day. Ex-
on advertising space when in Chicago, will find it on file at
perieiiced men employed.
dicate in Paris. It is valued at $1,000,- too. (Porcupine had traveled through afraid of me and treated me badly, some of the fir timixT lands far up in tons and uoh I.I All thirty-six freight
tuted for dark.
45 to 49 Randolph S t
a mormon country.) I knew nothing When Christ told us thia, he showed the mountains.
cag*.
Third Street. McMinnville, Oregon.
And it seemed to me that the whole 000.
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Eurisko Market,
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