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c Consolidated Feh. 1,1889. J a M c M innville . O regon . F riday . O ctober 4,1889. VOL. I. NO. 35. WONDERS FROM COAL TAR. Well-Paid Evangelists. PRESIDENT ( ARNOT. | could have been done under the cireum-' as you say so felicitously, in ‘lettered gave circulation to a report that he put ; on airs and declined to dance with the stances, as thè two were the champions ! and leisurely age.’ The pay evangelists receive is small Brilliant Colors Extracted from a Ho» tlie Executive of France Incidents in tlie Career oi tlie of the opposite sides of the questionai Once Worthless Product. “1 found the legation chaos. 1 made village maidens. when it is remembered how exhausting Looks anti How His Time Dead Statesman and Author. This bad some foundation in truth, ‘ issue. In this case I got the credit for it shine. The business is brisk and I I and responsible their work is. I mean The coal tar created by gas-making Is Occupied. Of the various Baking Powders illus Samuel Sullivan Cox will lie miwd in being humorous, where, indeed, I could have two treaties nearly done. I have but the reason tliat he refnaed to dance the ordinary evangelist—the man with was for many year burned, together with with the fair daughters of Columbus was the house of representatives He will not not have acted otherwise.” paid out for clerk hire from my own lim trated from actual tests. President Carnot is not a hard worker out a national reputation. I have preach the coke, under the retorts of the gas “At another lime, while I was in tlie ited pouch about $400 already. There is not that he was too proud to do so, but in the sense that hard work is under ed in a Missouri town for a week and missed so much by reason of liis su ROYAL (PureIBaHBB9HBUaaNBBn be works, in order to economize coal; and periority as an orator or statesman but chair,” continued Mr. Cox, “Gen. Steele, no apptoprialion for that. If, however, that lie feared to provoke a collision stood in America. He does not 1 »other crowded the clturch four times a day, re not until Hofmann, a distinguished Ger with some jealous lever. He was re grants • (Alum) MusaHnnaan because no other man can pos-ibiy sup of Indiana, ha i the floor for an hour on a two-thousand-dollar appropriation is himself with details. He keeps a sharp ceiving only $60 at the eud of my work. man chemist, investigated coal tar scien RUMFORD’S* (fresh). KnaaaasBaacsuuia ply his measure of genius. The leading a favorite measure. He was parcelling made for the launch, I can help Ameri solved, however, to set this very anxious eye on all that is going on aliout him, Of course the evangelists whose fame is tifically was it found to contain bodies congressman rately excels save in one out his tims, as is the custom, giving cans about the Bosphorus and will risk charge at rest. lie, therefore, at the but he does not consider it his duty to spread over the whole country make that have since bscome the basis of the HANFORD’S (»hen fresh) MaBMnaiia^Ka specialty. He may be fluent in debate, certain members a few minutes and en the rest. If 1 am to be crowded out I conclusion of each speech, called on his perform a clerk's work. He would not more money than this, but even their CHARM ' (Alum Powder). ■■■MMaBRBMaWZ werld's great color industries, says tlie quick at repartee, learned in affairs of deavoring to preserve the last few min will crowd all sail for home. This is all audience to select the best female dancer dream of working as Ex-President Cleve pay is nothing like what it is made by Chicago Timet. Tlie brilliant aniline DAVIS* * ind 0. K.- (AlumiaanMMaM^^Ba among them and leave her on the plat state and always ready to do battle for utes tor himself. He had, however, confidential; but if a candle’s-end states land used to do and as President Ilarri" extravagant popular stories. Harrison, colors now used for dyeing are all ex CLEVELAND’S ■1XITIW1MI 22 his cause, and yet he is made upon and given out all but a quarter of a minate, man lights liis fag-end of an economic form for a jolly rigadoon. There were son now does. Like all Frenchmen, he the boy preacher, is always in demand, tracted tnun coal. Coal tar yields, on re circumccribed by a general aveiage. and he asked that this might be left for taper to blind ray blazing ‘Sunset,’ adieu always plenty of buxom country lasses is a late riser. Coffee and rolls are and charges $10 a »lay for his services, PIONEER (San Francisco)... MMBaBaBMMBi distillation. ameng other things, a large that were w illing and ready to shake him. He neglected, however, to claim and all ‘ dip ’ honors. I have a long,kind, Sunset Cox possessed powers of versatil CZAR.............................. ■Z^MBa served in liis room. At 9 o’clock lie ap whether he is engaged for a week or a amount of a volatile oil called benzol. ity which pushed aside the averages and the floor at the proper time, and he lost good and rather depressive letter from their heels, and he was never at a loss pears in his little study, which leads month. He is worth about $60,000. DR. PRICE'S ........................... MBMn* Hofmann found that benzol upon therefore it is not possible to judge him his quarter of a minute. His measure my good friend Hewitt. I wish he were for an armful. Mr. Cox was an excellent from the big reception rooms in the Moody makes no charge for his services, proper treatment with ccitain chemicals SNOW FLAKE (Grors) .... aMHBMHMUS dancer, and the fame of his tigadoons was called up wittiout the previous well. Oh! how much he las of good by the ordinary standard. His industry Elysce palace. His private letters are but he is paid much better than Har yielded aniline. This is an oily liquid, CONGRESS ........................... nrawnmaasasr was without limit, and no one knew, nor question, and he was thus placed in Cov gumption, if he wore only out ot the In spread far and wide, and farmers and opened and on his desk. He pulls his rison. His two weeks preaching in akin in its nature to the liquid alkaloids, HECKER'S ........................... nil ......... did lie know himself, of what lie might entry. He rose in great indignation and somnia and into the Somnia, and could their families for miles around turned easy chair up to a window, puffs at a St. laiuis made him $1,00(1. He is worth nicotine from tobaeco and conine from knit up the raveled sleeve of politics and ont to see them, for among the Buckeyes cigarette, and one of his secretaries in about $90,000. Sam Jones is the best lie capable in his capacity as a represen cried, shaking his fist at me : GILLET'S ............................................ numa hemlock. Hofmann ulso succeeded in “Mr. Chairman, what has become of thrive by the glory of a snore and the a good dancer threw jioets anil statesmen forms him of the contents of his mail. paid of them all. but he gives away so tative of congress. While Judge Kelley getting a beautiful deep magenta dye HANFORD’S (None Such), when notfre h. USHm sweetness of a sleep! Read him this my completely in the shade. And why Occasionally lie dictates replies, and much money that he is not wealthy. For of Pennsylvania, is the senior member in my quarter of a minute?” from aulline by oxidation, a pro-css in PEARL (Andrews &Co.) suManl should be not? What is beyond happi “To this I replied; ‘It lias gone to the epistle, and say to him all lovingly, in continuous service, Mr. Cox was a mem sometimes he answers letters by his own nearly a month's work in Kansas City he which a substauce called the oxidizer RUMFORD'S ’ (Phosphate), when not fresh.. saam ber of congress four > tars previous to rearward and abysm of time!’ Here the your good way, that I will soon answer ness? Statesmen and jxiets are rarely hand. The contents of his mail-bag are got $3,000 and Sam Small $1,000. St. Joe gives up some of its oxygen to the body Judge Kelley's debut. Mr. Cox was first house laughed lustily, tint it was not my him. I know that what 1 avoided in happy, while the dancer wrapped in joy curious. There are letters on all sorts of paid Jones $1,509 for two weeks. I gave oxidized. This dye he called rosaniline, Reports of Government Chemists. elected to the thirty-fifth congress, Judge fault that the situation was a humorous politics by racing off, lie has to take. kicks away care with the top of bis toes. subjects—some begging money, some him $1,000 for his week at Culver Pnrk “ The Royal Baking Powder is composed of and from It may l»e obtained every con After a rattling speech, on one oc pure and wholesome ingredients. U does not i Kelley to the thirty-seventh congress an«l one. I stated a plain matter of fact, Good-by now! I go to Greece—‘run,’ i asking for presidential clemency, others camp-meeting this summer. He is worth ceivable shade of color. It is a curious casion, Mr. Cox offered the customary contain either alum or phosphates, or other in i Samuel J. Randall to the thirty eighth tien. Steele, however, was not satisfied may say—and if there be no war to inter asking for office and still others asking about $30,000. all of liis money being in tact that this intense dye is colorless iu with losing his quarter of a minute. He rupt, will soon see thy towers! O Stam- challenge. Perhaps he was not much jurious substances.-E dward G. L ove , Ph.D.” ' congress. vested in Georgia property. He main an absolutely pure state, but on uniting startled to see four strong men jump on for autographs. During his recent trip to the far North nursed liis wrath and kept it warm until boul! Ever, &e., Ac.” “ The Royal Baking Powder is undoubtedly tains a camp-meeting taliernsde near his with acids it at once takes on its charac The little room denotes that its occu his patent platform and commence pull the purest and most reliable baking powder west he was interviewed by a reporter of the end of the session, when I had the A Washington correspondent once de home, where lie holds a two week’s re teristic vivid crimson color. Since the pant is of a literary turn. There are offered to the public. the Portland Orejonian. It was Mr. Cox’s floor on some critical bill, and was per scribed Mr. Cox as follows: “Mr. Cox is ing a strong rope. Presently 300 pounds vival eyery year. He pays all the ex most important part in the manufacture •• H enry A. M ott , M. D., Ph. D.” last public utterance on politics and was suasively asking for moie time. Then of medium height and weighs 140 pounds. of a dusky Dinah stood alongside of him. magazines on the tables, novels and penses of the preachers who come, and “The Royal Baking Powder is purest in qual of these dyes depend* upon the oxida newspapers from America, England and came Gen. Steele’s opportunity. He He is a handsome brunette, with a pleas When the hawser was loosened from her ity and highest in strength of any baking pow as follows: Germany, as well as Paris. On one side they amount to a good deal of money. tion of the aniline, it is necessory to get waist she breathed freer, and took Mr. claimed the floor and offered to hand “ What is the political outlook for ant face and sparkling hazel eyes. His He never makes a fixed charge for his der of which I have knowledge. over to me the quarter of a minute which build is compact and sinewy, and his Cox by the arm. The disparity in their of the room is a bookcase of choice liter work. Sam Small tias come into great some common and inexpensive eubetanee 1892?” he was asked. “ W m . M c M urtrie , Ph. D.” for tliat process. ature. A vase of flowers on the mantel “I am sure I am unable to make a hor he said I had once stolen from him. Of movements are quick and nervous. His size created uproarious laughter. He •All Alum baking powders, no matter how Unfortunately, for the ¡»ersonal com shelf perfumes the room.. A tiny Scotch demand as a campaign prohibition ora high their strength, are to be avoided as dan oscope, and I don’t think any one else is. course the house roared, and I got the did not stand on ceremony, but shot his features are small, well modelled and al tor, and is now stumping Dakota. He fort of many |>eopl*, arsenic acid, one of gerous. Phosphate powders liberate their gas terrier sleeps soundly on a rug at the arm around her waist and trotted away. too freely, or under climatic changes suffer de New issues may arrive which may swamp credit for being funny, when it was, in ways animated. A dark mustache, with door, and a canary chirps merrilv as it is being paid $75 a day and his travel our most fatal ]>oisons, is the substance terioration. the tariff and the surplus questions. The fact, Gen. Steele.” a few gray hairs, is the only beard he The music was lively and Dinah’s steps basks in the sunshine that comes stream ling expenses.— Ecangeliet Ben Beerimgx. generally used. It is due to this chemi became fast and furious. She sung, she H “ As to the funny things which have country is moving rapidly and new ideas wears, although iie has worn short chin cal that wo manr ef the fabrics dyed Big Rents for Offices. D r . F. S. L ocke . and questions may come up in an hour. happened during the time I have been in whiskers. He is excellent company. His screamed, she yelled with delight. ing through the open window. At 10 with aniline eolors are injurious. The the chair this session, they were not in voice is clear and musical and he always Things were growing warm, and Dinah o’clock President Carnot receives mem So far as I can see the majority of the Few |<crsons outside of New York City dyes in themselves are harmless. The Homeopathic Physician and Surgeon. bers of the government, leaders and dep was becoming a little rank. Her partner popular vote was cast for Cleveland last tentional. At one time, when the house has a pleasant word. He is, without have a proper idea of the enoimous rents arsenic acid is not essential to the color, LAFAYETTE, OREGON. November, and I think the demociatic was being counted, I made the routine doubt, the best parliamentarian in the freed himself from her arms, and danced uties who have business with him. At charged and paid for offices in Wall street but after it has done its duty as an oxi Professional calls promptly attended »lay 11 he has dejeuner, or breakfast, either all around her. The excitement was inquiry : ‘ As many as are in favor of party lias as much chance of success now house and one of the ablest men in con or night. and its vicinity. In the street proper dizer the manufacturer docs not take ths Deafening applause in the palace or he may go out to tlie the proi»osition will rise and stand until gress. In debate he ts always prepared at its height, ( 53 1 [Office at old Printing office.; as it had at any time in its history.” enough money is paid for a single office “Will Mr. Cleveland be the democrat they are counted.’ No one rose. I then and generally victorious. Mr. Cox is a rent the air. No such fun was ever en house of a friend. Dejeuner is a popular to set up a household in Brooklyn. I trouble to remove th* poison carefully from the dyes. The suggestion to use meal, and Carnot seldom sits down joyed before. The climax was reached GOVCHER. announced, ‘ Affirmative, none, and fol J. F. CALBREATH. E. E. ic nominee tor president noxt time?” very honest man, and his labor is ever a heard to-day of an English lawyer who “I don’t know and I don’t think any lowed with the formula required, which principle of duty. Every morning Mr. when Dinah, in making a short turn, alone. His wife, children and one or wanted to set up for himself in the Equit other oxidizers that are harmless has Calbreath & Goucher. one else does. If they keep up the qpn- states; ‘Yeas will be seated and tlie nays Cox shoots along Pennsylvania avenue frightened the sportive buffalos by falling two friends usually join hipi. At noon able building, on Broadway. He found often been made, but arsenic acid ia in I such general u*e that manufacturers are he receives such visiters as may have test in New York between Cleveland and rise.’ There were no yeas, and the Irish with the directness of a ball, and his ac with a heavy thud on the platform. PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS, business with him, and just now a good that a suit of three rooms would cost him unwilling to give it up. bull was at once caught up by Collins, of Hill I think the nominee will be a West tions are about as direct and straightfor M c M innville , - . - O regon . It is said of Hofuian's discovery that it Errors Corrected. many oi these |>cople are Americans, who $9,000 a year. He offered $7,000 (or the ern man. I know as much about it as Massachusetts, and O’Ferrall, of Vir ward as his walk. A man’s walk is suit but couldn’t get it at that figure. By was the result of a chance. He had been (Office over Brnly's Bank.) anybody and I don’t know much. That ginia, and several other Irishmen, who sometimes a good thing to judge charac In reply to a young lady in a recent is have heard of the affability of the presi a very simple calculation you ean see whole thing is to be determined by fu are always readj’ with their lariat to las ter by. There is generally honor, direct sue we wrote, “Always marry for wealth,” dent of La ttelle-France, ami wish to see w hat an enormous revenue cau lie got trying the action of aniline with different S, A. YOUNG, M. D. ture issues. Evidently the West will so the Celtic bovine when he is loose.” ness and ambition in the long step. Mr. and the blundering printer set it up: him and shake hands with him. To these from an office building of tan stories chemicals, and without cleaning his test tubes liad left them standing in the “At another time, while I was acting Cox dresses neatly in dark clothes. He "Always marry for worth”—a clear per he is all politeness and attention. His show by the next census that the power Physician & Surgeon. down town, divided up into small rooms of the Union is no longer in the East but as speaker, I committed what might be is a little bald on top oi the head and his version of our meaning. To make the manner would do credit to Chesterfield. for offices and rented at such figures as rack. The next day, upon his return to tlie laboratory, lie found, to liis joy ami McMiNNViLi.it. ... O regon . in the West, and when the new appor called an unpardonable bull. It was dur He goes about the room from one person dark hair is slightly mixed with gray. matter worse the young lady followed these The income from a building of Office and residence on I) street. All tionment is made upon the basis of the ing a time of great confusion on the floor, Though sixty-four years old, he does not our advice, as printed, and has thus to another, making all feel comfortable 200 office-rooms would be $600.000 a year, astonishment, that aomething quite un expected ha<l taken place. Eeautful sails promptly answered day or night. census the West’s increase in congress and 1 exclaimed : ‘If the gentleman from look within ten years of that age, He been rendered wretched for life. It will and at ease. Those of bis visitors who which is certainly a comfortable income, and in the electoral college will be enor Missouri would be heard he must sus has a most versatile talent and that tal be some consolation for her to know the have private or public business with him even after all the ex|s*nses of the build crystals of a deep magenta color had formed during the night in one of the DR. J. C. MICH A VX pend!’ But I had no intention of setting ent is never idle. He is very fertile in printer has been discharged from our are taken into an adjoining room. At mous.” 1:30 o’clock such public documents as it ing have been paid from the rents. The test tulies. With eagerness he examined Those who heard him reply to the the house in a roar, and I suppose my resources in the discussion of all sub employ. price paid for a single office-room them, but could not remember how they Practicing Physician and Surgeon, maiden speech of Horr, of Michigan, mistakes come from my Celtic extrac jects. He seems almost ubiquitous in In our obituary of the late Col. Snod is necessary for the president to see and highest in the Equitable building is $20,000 a had been formed. At last it occurred to sign are brought to him. About 2 :30 or tion, which is certified to by my middle have set that down as his fiercest and appearing before the public. For in grass it was stated, ‘‘He will get no re year, paid by one of the big law firms of him that this was the result of the oxida I.AFAYETTE. OREOON- most biting piece of humor and sarcasm. name of Sullivan, of which I am proud. stance, to-day the Harpers announce a ward.” We wrote clearly and distinctly, 3 o’clock he is free. Sometimes lie goes this city. The cliea]»eHt room is $250 a tion of aniline This was the beginning for a drive in tlie Boise de Boulogne, or “ Here you see how closely the ridicu. Horr evidently thought that the best way Jan, St, '»< book from his humuous i»en. To-mor "He will get his reward.” year. The room is nine feet square. It of Hoffman'* great work U|»on rosaniline for a walk, but at present he is devoting to introduce himself to the house and loas tramples on the heels of the grave, row we read liis discourse delivered from Our apologies are due to Secretary is generally conceded that the hand It has also bee 1 discovered that an country as a humorous speaker was to and how few of the charges which have a lecture platform, at the solicitation of Blaine, and the same aie hereby extend most of his time to the great exposition. somest office building in town is the new other body contained in coal tar can lie At 6 o ’ clock he returns to the palace. been made against me can ever be sus stir up Sunset Cox, and he may have some literary society. Tlie day following ed. When we referred to him as our United States Trust coinpanv’a building. converted into one of the moot im|»ortant been right, so far as the advertisement tained. I have never attempted to give his voice is heard all over the nation greatest "Dime Museum,” it was an an He dines with his family and usually a It takes a millionaire to ojien offices in and beautiful vegetable dyes known—the was concerned, but lie brought upon a humorous quality to the gavel, and, on from a ringing speech on the floor of the noying misprint for “Prime Minister.” friend or two at 7 o’clock. He is a good that edifice.— Baltimore American9» New dyeing matter of the madder plant (ali Is fitted to do 25 ]»er cent better work than himself a terribly savage ridicule. Cox’s the centrary, 1 have been much more In our account of the Snodgrass-Dob liver and his table is loaded with dain York letter.. house. He is a man of tlie purest prin ever before. zarine)—and since the discovery ths text and promise at the outset of his re anxious for the despatch of business than ciples and strictest integrity. Samuel S. son nuptials the sentence, the bride ties. After dinner friends of the family Senator Ingall’s Oddities. prices of madder are so low that it is un- ply in view of the rather conspicuous cor many chairmen who have more reputa Cox is a man whose character cannot be made her appearance wearing a “to-let are received. Sometimes there is music. Do nut fail to remunerative to raise it, and the cultiva pulence at that time of the member from tion for gravity, decorum and dignity.” impeached.” entire,” should tie changed to read Quite often the president goes to the ‘ There were two little circumstances opera or theatre, and at 11:30 he retires. tion of the plant may be considered a* a Michigan, was not a bad thing in its way, Mr. Cox’s successful book, “Three De “toilet en train.” in connection with Senator Ingall's An incident that delighted him not a Yesterday I saw him in the department being somewhat after this fashion : “Mr. cades of Federal Legislation,” is a vol When Ex-I’resideut and Mrs. Cleve apeeeli at the unveiling of tlie Grant thing of the past, such is the wondrous little, occurred when, after his return occupied by the United States at the ex Before deciding about school for the com Speaker, I rise to reply, in bis own spirit, ume of 726 pages, and it gives a history land passed through this village last monument,” said a gentleman just home growth of tlie discovery It is the fruit of ing year. to the remarks, personal to myself, of of the country from the time of the or from Turkey, he was sworn in as a mem week we wrote in a jocular vein that position. He *as chatting with some from Ix’avenworth, “that go to show hie scientific researches in organic chemistry the new member from Michigan, and it ganization of the republican party until ber of the forty-ninth congress. He was “Frankie had married to a pur American visitors and seemed deeply in love of notoriety, bis desire to lie con conducted mostly from a scientific |>oiat T. G. BROWNSON, President. I do not fail myself, it may come to be now. Some of the graphic pen pictures leaving the capital when an old white- pose." Imagine our chagrin when we terested. He is a man of medium height sidered odd, eccentric and original, and of view. said of him, w hen I shall have finished, of scenes were written after hours of headed man overtook him and, clinging read in our paper next day that "Frankie and ordinary ap|»earance. His face de go far to explain why he is a much- One very importaat matter related to as it was said of the glorious republic of study in the congressional library, to the congressman’s hand as they walk had married to a porpoise.” We make notes fair but not extraordinary intelli quoted, mnch-talked-of-man. In the coal tar, and one of the original sources ed along Pennsylvania avenue, said with the classics. ‘Tis Greece, but living where he had saturated his mind and re the correction in justice to Mr. Cleve gence. His dark lieard is trimmed in the first place he delivered his sjieech from of analine—a product of as great valus Greece no mo:e!’ ” vived his memory by reading all that a queer drawl: “Mr. Cox, I’d like to land, and take occasion again to say that orthodox French fashion. To the casual the top of the table which stood U|s>n the alizarine—has yet to lie produced on a Has the most complete stock of harness observer he might be a lawyer of fair Mr. Cox made an excellent speaker was printed upon the subject about shake your hand. You don’t know me, we regard him as the man for 1892. platform. His tall, slender figure was large scale. This ia indigo. Adolph in the county. At present 12 set of sin practice or a respectable merchant with pro tem. He despatched business with which he was to write. A great part of but I’ve watched you these last twenty- In our account of the graduating exer clad in a well-fitting suit of some light Bayer, a German chemist, lias shown gle harness, hand made, in prices all the nervous activity for which he was the work was, however, dictated, and five years, and I must say I have a great cises at the Young Ladies’ seminary for a goodly establishment on the Rue de la gray material, and from the elevation he that it ean (reproduced artificially, but at ranging from $12 to $30, and S admiration for you. Why, I believe you ’ re noted, and he had been in the speaker's Mr. Cox used a stenographer as much, set of team harness as cheap the headline “Ignorance and Folly”read Paix. lie dresses in good taste, in quiet chose the effect was striking. Mr. In picsent no practical mean* of accomplish colors and does not make much display chair of the house perhaps as much as perhaps, as any man in Washington. the luckiest man I ever saw: indeed I do. “Innocence in Tulle.” ing it have lieen discovered. No doubt AS ANY PLACE IN THE COUNTY anybody in the United States. He had While he lived in Washington his li I was in the gallery the day you were Owing to the absence of the editor, the of jewelry. Occasionally he wears one galls knew it would be. Then, as the however it will not bo long before this is Time» stated, his notes were written up served as many years in congress as brary and workshop were in his house, sworn in as a new member back in 1857. report of last Sunday’s sermon made oi his numerous decorations, but not of Can be seen on the hooks tn my shop. on telegraph blanks. Yes, ujion tele achieved, and th*cultivation of the ii.di- My brother lived in Ohio, and he had I have competent workmen employed any other man and he had been a num and he had some curious habits of work. Rev. Slowboy say the Celestial City was ten, In fact, he is plain in style and graph blanks of many colors, sizes and go plant will share the fate of the mad written to me all about you, and so I to do all kinds of repairing and to make ber of times chairman of the committee He had one desk devoted entirely to manner to the last degree. der. shapes. To the man who did not know any harness ordered. I also keep a full watched you as soon as I could pick you starved and cold. For the last three stock of oil anil rubber robes. lap robes, of the whole, as well as speaker pro tem. matters relating to congress, and did At the time when the exposition of 1878 Ingalls he appeared to say: ‘I dashed words read “ paved with gold. ” horse covers, saddles, etc. A full line of The other funny men of the house always nothing but congressional work at this out on the floor. Then I remember, The Sun Cure, In speaking of his return from abroad was held Carnot was a very obscure man. them off during a few moment’s time ras for repairs constantly on hand. tried to turn the sober things which Mr. desk. He said once tliat getting any when the democrats went to pieces in last week we said that Mr. Chauncey M. Even at the time when in the election at Mrs. Mona Caird, the woman who dis this morning; had nothing but a few Cox said into jokes, and his attention thing through congress was like fighting Ohio under Vallandigliam’s leadership, Depew was a “hail, fellow,” but the in Versailles he so quietly slipped into the tinguished herself bv trying to got at I ha scraps of paper, and really gave them no M c M innville national bank . was once called to a number of good- the wind, and, apropos of this, he had you jumped over to New York. I thought telligent compositor made it say he was chaii that M. Grevy, much against his thought.’ Now Ingalls probably spent world's family aKairs through asking if Corner Third and C streets, in Bral.v block. natured witticisms which had been made a great bronze plaque of Don Quixote it was a mighty reckless tiling to do, but will, was obliged to vacate, but little was some hours of study upon this little marriage i* a failure, ia now in Austrian a “pale yellow.” at his expense during the last session. fighting the windmills hung above his bless my soul if you weren’t back here known of him outside of France. But at speech he made at the unveiling, and Tyrol, undergoing what is calfed ‘snn m ’MINNVII.I.K, OREGON. Our apologies are due the new minis He said that he had not carried into the desk. The desk itself was a relic of con again in '68. Then you took it into your ter. We referred to him as “a later present lie is very comfot table in the his peculiar and careless-looking notes cure.' This sun cure has been deacrilied Transacts a General Banking Business, speaker's ehair that sense of humor to gress, and it was taken years ago from head to spread yourself over all New Spurgeon,” -nd did not discover until chair that was occupied by Thiers, Mac- were for effect. It shows the man, always to us as a aery pleating remedy for «bat York state in 1872, and you ran for con Prexident.............................J. W. COWLS which he had sometimes been addicted the room in which John Quincy Adams too late that tiie printer had set it up, “a Mahon, and latterly by Grevy. Thiers su|«rficial and demagogic.” — Kantax ever ails you. It consists in drinking gressman-at-large. I was awful sorry VR*e President............ LEE LAUGHLIN on the floor, and indeed it would be died. went the way of all flesh about the time City Time». better splurger.” grata* wine with a liead on it till you do While Mr. Cox was working upon this when Lyman Tremain beat you, but I --------- —----------- Cashier ................. I. L. STRATTON hardly jiossible ior the house of repre that Marshal MacMahon met with his not know whether you are a sick man or sentatives, which is a grave body and a book be used a curious little whirligig declare, if old Brooks, of the Exp rets, Snakes on tlie Egg- Shells. downfall. You may still see the tall, Minister Hanna Astonishes Her. an inflated balloon. Then you sleet» it SelLs sight exchange and telegraphic didn ’ t go off and die on account of the transfer« on Portland, San Franco and N»w deliberative body, to have given Mr. Cox bookcase to keep its various parts in or military form of the marshal duke at the A gentleman from Indiana tells a off in the sun arid when you wake up Yark. such important duties if he was simply der. He wrote much of it on a big flat credit Mobilier censuie, and when con A wonderful freak of nature, resulting Cafe d’Orsey, the old haunt of the nobil story about Bayless W. Hanna, now and ask for a monkey-»rencli to screw Collections made on all aceessible points. the frivolous and festive person which library table, and many of the finer pas gress met in 1873 you rushed in, got the from the charming of a hen by a huge ity. But MacMahon is done with politics. your hat on with yon get another treat Interest allowed on time deposits. liis reputation suggests to many who sages he thought out while lying on a nomination to his vacant seat, and rattlesnake, is reported by Major Schel M. Grevy may be still seen in his favor United States minister to the Argentine Office hours front 9 a. nt. to 4 p tn. ment. We have it from •hose who have know little about public affairs and still low couch on the other side of this. He blamed if you weren't sworn in shoulder ler de Buol, who resides just south of ite haunts of Paris, when he is not rusti Republic. Some months ago at Buenos tried it that next to ta'-irg dinner w ith Ayres a rich Spanish banker gave a din to shoulder with Lyman Tremain, the less about Mr. Cos. worked hard during his last days in this city, on the line of the Burlington cating at his country place at the Jura at Chaun<-ey M. Is*|»ow if i , for the time He insisted that ha liad never inten Washington, and he found time to visit, man who beat you for congressman-at- road. The major states that the other Mont-sous Sandrey. But no one talks or ner to some friends, and Mr. Hanna was T tionally indulged in fun or fancy while seated on tlie right of the hostess. She l»eing, the most eflacti/e -ure that has large. Y'es, sir, there you two stood side lecture and make after-dinner speeches day he had occasion to search for a fav thinks about Grevy. He is what King 4 been devised since Um gooo old days of acting as speaker except in a few in at the same time He would rise early, by side, and then you went out when orite hen belonging to his coop of rare Michael Kelly, of Boston, would call a inquired as to the health of Mrs. Hanna, Medford rum in New England, from typewriting, Penmanship, Correspondence, Bus who was not present, and asked how Cleveland appointed you to Turkey, but stances, and these were as follows : and at 7 o’clock would be in his work- fowls, and he found her near a pile of back number.— Parix Letter to Chicago teas and Legal Forms practically taught at til the limited experience we have had many children they had. Bayless, not you got tired over there, came back "I was chairman of the committee of ! shop answering letters. After breakfast Portland Business College. brush, trembling like a leaf and gazing Inter-Ocean, understanding Spanish very well, thought with imitation sun cures we are prepared The thorough work done in each of our sever« home,-found that Mr. Pulitzer, of the with strained eyes and neck transfixed at lepartments has given this institution a repute the whole during the forty-eighth con- i ! he would again be at work, and his la- she wantad to know the age of Mrs. to believe that if Mrs. ( and only guzzle* H orW, wanted to resign his seat and you ion such as but few schools attain, securing t gress, when we had two ‘characters’ in ; I bors would often extend late into the a huge rattlesnake, which lay coiled not lundreds of our graduates profitable employ went right in and were elected to fill the four feet away, with head and tail up, Fears for Lonsdale's Imitators. Hanna, and said: “Forty-eight, ma enough of the real cure she will reach a Bent, both as book-keepers and stenograpners the house, one on each side of the cham ' night. dam.’’ To his surprise the lady threw conclusion that everything, even mar ■ndents admitted at any time. Catalogue free ber. One was White, of Kentucky, a In a letter dated Cairo, March 10, vacancy. I never saw the like! Why, ready for its fatal spring. Major de A. P. ARMSTRONG, Principal, Portland, Or. Count Desainville snd Hon. Mr. Ever up her hands and exclaimed : “Gracios riage. is a howling *iu i eoa. H'a>hinglon man of fair ability, but an undoubted 1886, Mr. Cox referred to the Pan Elec you’ve got the greatest luck I ever saw. Buol had a hoe in his hand at the time, crank, and the other was the remarkably tric scandal which at that time was I swear. Mr. Cox, I believe you could and lost no time in despatching his est, two English gentlemen, who left a Dios, quo no tengoesposo Americano!” Pvt. loquacious and vivacious Iowa man, causing so much talk in Washington. float clear around Cape Horn on a shin snakeship. He then attempted to Winnipeg fiye or six months ago witli the which, being translated, is, ‘ Thank A <Tii«-air<» Girl’s Odd Lingerie. who was known as ‘Calamity Weller.’ “I find,” said he, “on my return from gle without wetting your coat tail.” “shew” the hen to the barn, but she object of going further north than Ixird God, I have not an American husband!” At an informal t«M given last week the Sample rooms in connection. One day these two men had taken up the the 800 miles’ venture into the daik con His first congressional campaign in could not be made to stir, and he ac Lonsdale, have been heard from, the let The next day the Spanish banker called ters having been written over two on Mr. Hanna an<l said: “You aston party of ladiej discussed a very common time of the house in a vigorous and irrev- Ohio is still remembered by the old citi tinent that electricity has invaded the cordingly picked her up and carried her o-------o alent debate on opposite sides ot a cer public councils. “Pan—! God ot Na zens of the district. To reach congress in liis arms to the coop. The strangest months ago and being dated from Fort ished my wife yesterday when you told subject—'Less—an<l of course considera Is now fitted up in first class order. tain motion. The house was laughing at ture! Pan! Dear! Dear! What an was his aspiration. To do this he saw- thing about the incident above narrated Chippewayan. They bad a rough exper lier you had forty-eight children.” ble was said. One visitor fold of a com Accommodations as good as can be them, and the question was ordered to odd revelation: and they got my name very plainly that it was necessary for is that for three successive days thereaf ience on Lake Athabasca, and during “Why, my dear sir,” replied the minis fortable costume which she knew was found in the city. be taken by tellers. I called the gentle ‘onto’ it. I had forgotten that any of the him to lay aside his Latin and Greek, ter the hen laid an egg, on the large end the storm were driven on an extensive ter, “1 thought your wife inquired as to w >tn by a lady ia < 'liieago, who was an man from Kentucky, Mr. White, and i Roger tribe ever existed, except Roger his admiration of Penelope and his sym of which was an exact representation in muddei»osit. When the water receded the age of Mrs. Hanna, and I gave her expert stenographer and whose business S. E. MESSINGER, Manager. the gentleman from Iowa, Mr. Weller, to Williams and John of that name ! But pathy for Dido. These were thingB that miniature of the rattlesnake—the flat their boats were left in the mud two tlie forty-eight figure. 1 have only four took her out of doors a gieat deal. It act as tellers, and as the two approached ’ a nebulous memory of it came over me the average Buckeye rather despised, for head, short, thick body and button-tail miles from open water. They intended children and they are enough.” The consists of a full suit of black tights, a THE NADJY BAR! each other in front of the speaker it was with the shock of an earthquake which he thought, rightfully enough, |>erhaps, of this species of reptile being strikingly pushing on to Point Barrow, the most banker went home and gave Ins wife the divided skirt, and a dress, the latter not IN THB COOK HOUSE. like the meeting of two intellectual visited us here the other day ! I didn’t that his country’s liberty was not alto apparent. Otherwise tlie eggs were per northerly point of Alaska, but greatly benefit of Judge Harina's statement, but touching the ground by three inches. In this raiment she is porte fly free, looks Stocked with the Choicest Wines, Liq- Droinios. The house grasped the situa j know 1 was so virtuous until I read it ; gether safe in the hands of too much fectly formed and of ordinary size. The j feared Hostile Esquimax. If they suc the story got out, and the judge has to »rs and Cigars—Domestic and Imported. tion, and the roar of laughter sounded j for how can one be good without tempta learning. Mr. Cox saw that something ! coils or representations of the snake are ceeded in getting by them they would stand up and take the jokes of his friends. the same as any ordinary well-dressed woman, and is not conspicuous in anv Tlxa Best Bar in. the City like the howling of Barnum’s menagerie. tion? Pan never tempted me that 1 re- must be done to reach a common plane. raised a quarter of an inch from the shell' have had little difficulty in reaching —St. Louie Republic. ! sense of tlie word. Tlie chief comfort to WM. MARTIN. Proprietor. Speaker Carlisle heard the noise in his i member. But that is to the rear and He had a large platform constructed, and are similarly formed on the inside, , Point Barrow by the middle of August. “Darringer, what’s become of be taken with thia style is the fact that ' private room, and he rushed into the abyss. Your picture of the H. R. and [ capable of holding several hundred per showing conclusively that it was the They have not yet reached there and it friend I've seen you with a week?” , the woman is perfectly free. She does | house with bis eyes protruding and was of my pet house (Dupont Circle) came sons. It moved on wheels, and was work of nature. The eggs were brought is feared that harm has befallen them, “1 cut him. His name is Havadrink, i noj f,,ar a rainy day or a muddy street, about to assume the gavel to restore or- over me more like the sweet south amid ‘ drawn from place to place by four sport to this city and presented to Dr. E. R. i The Hudson Bay company will send out anil every time I called him that !»* I ber dreaa *aca|>as all soil at the foot and | a search party from Fort Chippewayan. I der. A moment later, however, he a bed of violets, and I yearned ever so ive buffaloes. On this platform Mr. Cox ' Kittoe by Major de Buol, and are now on said, I don’t care it Ido.’ He was too, g|ie Jo®« not appear in the attitude of learned the facts and saw that the pro much for that home and those dear i visited all quarters of his congressional exhibition at Siniger’s drug store, where expensive.’ J the woman who holds her dress up in Goods of all descriptions moved and care cedure was regular, and that the so- friends, among whom I count your sym district. lie made a rousing, roaring they have been seen and examined by ful handling guaranteed. Children Cry for rn<,*A.i» one ,isn<1i her nn*l'f«l>a and package» in called fun was rather accidental than in pathetic and noble self. Some day I s]»eech everywhere he went. In order to hundreds of jieople.— Galena CorreeponH- Collections will be made monthly Pitchers Castor!^ the other, and the. get.. d..bl.le<Ukirt injure his political prospects his enemies tentional. It was the only thing that j may come back to von and my friends, race oj Chicago Tiiboue. Hauling of all kinds Jone < heap^t, Pitcher’s Castoria. Children Cry for after .u. ANECDOTES OF S. S. CON LEAVENING POWER M< Miunville College SEND FOR CATALOGUE E. WRIGHT The St. Charles Hotel. CARLIN & HIGH. Diaymen.