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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 13, 1889)
REGISTER Established Augast. Ulf? TELEPHONE Established lene. 1886./ Great War Ships. E. WRIGHT 4 J B ROHR, UNIVERSITY OF OREGON. The St. Charles Hotel WM. HOLL, Watchmaker and Jeweler. 4 * Counterfeiting', Counterfeiters. A Valley of Death. Safety in Railroad Travel. VOL. I. NO. 32. 13,1889. Women In America. Slie Wears Pants. Napoleon tlie Great. A little while ago I stood by tlie grave Animated and exaggerated descriptions Mrs. Miller and Miss Jenness talked If it be true that the status of women In 1829, when Ericsson’s little locomo To detect a counterfeit bill on careful A curious phase of the present contro of the old Napoleon— a magnificent tomb of a mysterious opening in tho Yellow is tbe just measure of a people ’ s civiliza themselves hoarse persuading some o tive "Novelty, ” weighing two dncTa half inspection seems easy and almost all versy as to what constitutes the most ef fective war ship is that those who might men accustomed to handling money stone Park known as the valley of death, tons, ran a short distance at the rate of tion, we Americans may fairly congratu ub to “strike” skirts and get into legist*. of gilt and gold, fit almost for a Deity reasonably be looged to to deci fe hotel have a private conceit that they would have occupied considerable space in the thirty miles an hour, a writer of the time late ourselves upon having made very Some of us, says a writer in tbe San dead—and gazed upon the sarcophagaa views differing widely, the one from the know a counterfeit on sight. Stand any papers of the country. A gentleman who said that “it was the most wonderful ex noteworthy advances toward the light Francisco lieport, eager to progress, grab of rare and nameless marble, where rests other. Doubtless the like has been notod day beside the patient messenger in the had just returned from a visit to the great hibition of human daring and human even within the lifetime of the present bed the chance to feel as much like un at last the ashes of that restless man. I in every radical change in construction secret service division of the treasury de national report says the Philadelphia skill that the world has ever seen.” To generation. Women are certainly much trammeled man as possible, aud got into leaned over the balustrade and thought an<l mode, both on the land and on the partment and listen to the comments of Inquirer tells the following about the day trains weighing four hundred tons freer now than they were half a century our “reform” togs at shortest notice. I alxjut the career of the greatest soldier of sea. Yet every recurrence brings fresh the people who are looking over the “Valley of Death” in tho park: “I can thunder by at seventy-five miles an hour, ago. Tho old, angry, and ill-directed never realized until tho Jenness-Miller the modern world. I saw him walking eause for astonishment. It is.md, per books of counterfeit bills and notes. tell you a good deal about the subject and we hardly note their passage. We protest of the advocates of “woman’s tidal wave whv men were bo overliear- upon the banks of the Seine contemplat haps, far outstepping the bounds of ac This one is good, that one iB bad, they which has really not been brought out or take their safety as a matter of course, rights,” with which we were all la- ing. It’s all becauso their legs are com ing suicide. I saw him at Toulon. 1 saw curate statement to aver that the older think, and their verdict is generally pos published, and my informant is no less and seldom think of the tremendous pos miliar in our youth, have sunk almost fortable. Such freedom of movement, him putting down the mob in the streets officers of navies arc most likely to ab- itive. I noticed a spectacled, important a person than Prof. Hague, who himself sibilities of destruction stored up in them. into silence, but their ceasing is such ease of locomotion is calculated to of l’aiis. I saw him at the head of the looking young man, with a lady on his discovered the valley of death, so called. But seventy-five miles an hour is one not because of failure so much as because make anybody feel as though lie ow ned army in Italy. I saw him crossiug the here closest to what has been. “Our party spent some time camping hundred and ten feet a second, and the of success. They have accomplished tlie earth, We women are slowly but bridge at Ixxii with the tricolor in his It is only natural they should have arm, and a few friends with him, look confidence in the type of ship they are ing over the book, Saturday. They out there. We had heard considerable energy of four hundred tons moving at their purpose though not in the way in surely getting a foothold and will de hand. I saw him in Egypt in tho used to, and look with suspicion at the were evidently a bridal party, and as about tho valley in question and one day that rate is nearly twice as great as that tended. They have not given the ballot mand a share of the globe before many shadow of tlie pyramids. I saw him introduction of any other, save what they conversed I learned that the groom we came across Prof. Hague, who is in of a 2,000-pound shot fired from a 100-ton to women, but they have secured them months. Miss Cayvan-, the actress, has conquer the Alps anil mingle the eagles may be regarded as but further develop was a bank cashier from some place charge of the national geological survey Armstrong gun. This is the extreme of all, or nearly all that the earlv advocates joined the growing army of “reformers.” ot France with the eagles of tho crags. I ment or reconstruction of the same. In with an unpronuncable name out in of the Yellowstone Park, who, with his weight aud speed now reached in pas of woman’s rights imagined the ballot She is a follower of Mrs. Jenness-Miller. saw him at Marengo, at Ulm and at Aus » the old days the broad pennant of an ad Wisconsin. Yes, Harry would tell us surveying party, was encamped at the senger service, and, indeed, is very rare only could secure. The oppression of Sho has come down to—or rather has terlitz 1 saw him in Russia when the miral flew in the lops of a great wooden all aboat it, would toil us the good coun Yellowstane lake. We asked him about ly attained, and then but for short dis women, against which protest was made, raised herself—or, in the typical way, lie infantry of the snow and the cavalry of line-of-bittle ship with a broadside terfeit from the bad, and he did it, while the mysterious valley of w hich we had tances; but sixty miles is a common was very real and very unjust; but it cause she doesn’t wear them—to leglets. the wind blast scattered his legions like pierced like the side of a hospital; that the patient attendant held his sides. heard so much and his story m sulislAnce speed, and a rate of forty or fifty miles is was not, as those who protested thought, Yes, Miss Cayvan wears what the deris winter's withered leaves. I saw him at Leipsic in defeat and disaster—driven by attuned daily on almost every railroad the oppression of law or political institu ive ones call “pantB.” This powder never vanes. A marvel of could take a solid shot without disturb The way Harry blundered oil was re was as follows: “ ’There is a valley or rather a ravine in the country. When one reflects upon tions. It was tho oppression of custom, purity, strength and wholesoiucness. More ing the fiddler on the foc’sle, playing to markable, and even the attendant One of the fashion reform magazines a million bayonets back U| kjii Paris— economical than the ordina y kinds, and of that kind which is undoubtedly death tho destructive energy which is contained and social prejudice alone. The woman tells how quickly Miss Cayvan gets into clutches like a wild lieoat—banished to cannot be sold in competition with multi the men swaying in the yards overhead. showed sighs of impatience, when he tude of low te st, short weight alum or phos Now, however, the shot are heavier, pronounced to be a miserablo botch the to animals and under some circumstances in a swiftly moving train, and sees its ef whoso supi>ort was not provided for her her leglets—and otlier clothes: "Not Elba. I saw him esca|ie and retake an phate powder.. Sold only in cans. R oyal to man himself,’ said tho professor. ‘I fects in a wreck; when he understands by marriage had no fair chance in the until the curtain lias already risen on empire by the force of liis genius, I saw B ak iso Powns* Co , 106 Wall St., N. Y. with more driving power, and ships’ bond popularly supposed to have been sides are lowered as close as possiblo to made from plates stolen from the gov know it and for the best of reasons; I how many minute mechanical details, world. She was fenced around with so the first act of “Sweet Lavender” docs him upon the frightful field of Waterloo, the water line, so to diminish the target. ernment and secretly purchased back myself discovered it. It was under these and how many minds and hands must cial prejudices which narrowed her Miss Cayvan come strolling leisurely in where chance and fate combined to P. (A LB »BATH. E. E. GOUCHER. So, to, the old time sea fight between from the thieves. “Quite the easiest circumstances. In company with my work together in harmony to insure its choice of bread-winning occupations to to the little blue dressing room, and not wreck the fortunes of their former king. the ponderous line-of-battle ships, though thing in the world to tell a counterfeit corps I was exploring the park and we safe arrival at its destination, lie must two or three over-crowded and ill-paid until she has greeted her guest and And 1 saw him at St. Helena, with his C&lbreath <fc Goucher, it should come again, would not avail to bill,” concludes Harry complacently as suddenly came across a deep and dark marvel at the safety of railroad travel. employments, for all of which she might glanced over her mail does she put her hands crossed liebind him, gazing out up ravine which we had never before notic In the year 1887, the passengers killed be, and often was unfit. She must mea- self into the hands of her maid. Her on tbe sad and solemn sea. PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS, turn the scale of war. If the victor could tho party moves on. I thought of the orphans and widows M c M innville , - - - O kegon . not dominate the hostile coast before, be The annals of the secret service tell ed. A little distance away there stood a in train accidents in the United States gerly and painfully support herself in make-up is scarcely as elaborate as that (Office over Braly’s Bank.) could not do it then. lie would find the the story of patient and skilled crimi huge bear, and no matter how easy it were 207; those injured were 916. The these ways or lead a life pf humiliating of many a ball-room belle, though, ow he had made—of the tears that had been same heart within the belching of the nals, organized and with money, work may look on paper to tackle one, in re employes killed were 406, and injured dependence, ami the situation was simi ing to tho |>eculiar effect of footlights, it shed for liis glory, and of the only S, A. YOUNG, M. D. shore batteries, ths same enterprise and ing for months and for years, sometimes ality it requires considerable coolness 890. These were in train accidents only, lar with respect to other matters than is more pronounced and less delicate. woman who ever loved him pushed from and strategy. it must be remembered, and do not bread-winning. The case of such women Simply an accentuation of her natural his heart by the cold hand of ambition. spirit animating the torpedo fleet. Hence in the garrets and cellars of crowded “ ‘We laid our plans, therefore, and include persons killed at crossings, or was unquestionably very hard, and with beauty in eyebrows and lashes, a touch And I said I would rather have been a Physician & Surgeon, cities and sometimes in remote isolated the big sea fight would have been-in vein, disposed ourselves according to the bdst- M c M innvilm !. .-' - - O regon . the destruction of costly material and, country houses, for the “stake” that known rules of strategy, discretion being while trespassing on the track, or em in this generation a revolution has been of rouge on cheeks and lips, a dash of French jieasant and worn wooden shoes. ployees killed and injured making up wrought by broadening enlightenment. powder and the face is done. Then, I would rather have lived in a hut with shall secure id sness and respectability Offloc and residence on D street. AU above all of human life without excuse by no means omitted, and nt length ad trains. As will be seen later, the casual A woman is now as free as any man, while her maid smooths on tho silken a vine growing over the door, and tlie and prosperity when tho work is done. —aimless. sails promptly answered day or night. vanced on Bruin from all practicable There are those, however, both here as Not a few counterfeiters have been en quarters. To our chagrin, we found on in these two classes are much greater so far as masculine opinion governs hose and slippers, with both arms grapes growing purple in tlie amorous than those from train accidents. The to action, to chooso her work. She may curved above her head, the slender fin kisses of tho autumn sun. I would DB.. J. V. MICHAUX gravers, who, haunted by the fear of fail well as abroad, who insists that we need arriving near him that he was dead, and such Bhips. Among them must be reck ing vision, or the loss of touch, have a closer inspection showed that he had tal passenger movement in i887 was engage in any occupation she chooses, gers twist up deftly and quickly the soft rather have been that poor peasant, with Practicing Physician and Surgeon, oned that distinguished old sailor, Rear- hoped to jump at once into a fortune been dead two or three weeks, though equal to one passenger traveling 10,570,- without fear of losing the respect of any fluff of shadowy hair. Then she slips my loving wife by my side, knitting as Admiral S. B. Luce, once commandant and be rid of the wearing work forever. he was wonderfully well preserved. As 306,710 miles. That is to say a passen sensible person. Sho may cultivate what into an ecru laced-frilled silken skirt the day died out of the sky—with my LAFAYETTE, OREGON of tho Naval academy and author of the Not a few are refined, sensi^vo fellows, there were no signs of any wounds that ger might have traveled 51,000,000 miles ever powers she has without limit, and that will not go over her head, being children upon my knoos, and their arms famous text book, “Luce’s Seamanship.” totally unlike the vu'gar “slitver of the could have caused liis death, the sight before being killed or 12,000,000 before exercise them without hindrance. How- fashioned after the latest approved mod alsjut me—1 would rattier have been J m .JI, '88. In a recent paper entitled “Our Future queer," who spends two-thirds of his set us thinking and we proceeded to fol being injured. Or he might travel day great the change has been only those can els of the Jenness-Miller reform, and that man, aud gone down to tho tongue .and night steadily at the rate of 30 miles realize who are able to make thoughtful over it the delicate fawn colored dress.” less silence of tlie dreamless dust than to Navy,” he insists that it is ships of this life behind prison bais. low it up. We then searched carefully type, monster fighting ships with pon The doing sometimes shQwn by these in the ravine, and soon found bones in an hour for 194years without being killed. comparison between the present and the And there fair Georgia stands with but have lieen that imperial im|x>rsonalion derous sides and batteries—all such ships adventurers is a hackneyed subject. large numbers; some very large, indicat Mark Twain would doubtless conclude past of thirty or forty years ago, and the two—possibly three—garments clothing of force and murder known ns Napoleon from this that traveling by rail is much gain has been as great as the change. her pretty form. Yet she is more dressed the Great. Has the most complete stock of harness have proved slow and unwieldy—that Think of McCartney, the wonderfully ing the presence almost of prehistoric ---------- ------------- — in the qpunty. At present 12 set of sin we arc most in need of. Ho says‘The skilled engraver, lecturing on “How to a'.imals, while numbers of bones of ordi the safest profession that a man could Life is still hard upon women in many than four out of every five women one Over Niagara in a Barrel. adopt. It is unquestionably true that it gle harness, hand made, in prices meets. It ’ s all in the “ reform, ” girls. ways. They are still subject to many detect counterfeits, ” and passing coun battle ship is the foundation of a navy. nary sizes abounded on every-sidq. ranging fro;n $12 to $30, and 8 is safer than traveling by coach or horse restraints and limitations from which N iagaha F alls , Sept. 1.—Last Sun The United States has notone, and hence terfeits of his own manufaeture in the “ ‘We camo to the conclusion that set of team harness as cheap She Picked the Winner. change given out at the door. McCart there must be a poison of some kind in back, and probably it is safer than any men aic free. To some of these they day afternoon Carlisle D. Graham made no navy!” This is the way one young woman con a successful trip through Whirlpool AS ANY PLACE IN THE COUNTY It is undoubtedly true that we have no ney is just now in prison, but he has the ravine, as there seemed to be no other method of getting over the earth’s must always remain subject, because navy, but some excellent authorities been at various times a treasury depart other way to account for the animal’s surface that man has contrived, unless it they are imposed by physical causes, in vinced herself that she had a “sure rapids, the Mivlstroni and Foster's flat, (’an be sefjn on the hooks in my shop. may be by ocean steamer. If one wants their nature irremovable. But the great, thing.” She was a pretty girl. Her hair that was preparatory to his effort to pass I have competer* workmen employed have attributed this to the fact that our ment expert, agent of the secret service, death, so we returned to the camp to to do all kinds of repairing and to make new cruise rs have been improperly con artist, mule driver, cattle dealer, saloon procure the means of discovering if such anything safer he must walk. In con er number of women’s remaining disa was blonde and her eyes were blue and over tho falls, which, according to Gra sidering the means that have been bilities are imposed by women, and will big. She pul the end of her pencil be ham himself and two other eve-witnei.- any harness ordered. I also keep a full keeper and machinist. He is said, but were the fact. stock of oil and rubber robes, lap robes, structed, and hence of no account, rather adopted to make railroad traveling safe, disappear whenever women lay aside tween her lips and gazed wonderfully at ses, was accomplished in safety. horse covers, saddles, etc. A full line of than to lack of such craft as the admiral probably the story should be taken with “ ‘Supplying ourselves with litmus raa for repairs constantly on hand. The same barrel tiiat w as used liefore recommends. Indeed, in Great Britain, a grain of allowance, to have made a paper we again entered the ravine and it must be remembered that there are their prejudices touching women aB com the blue sky. She placed tho racing pro whose warship designing has become plate in two weeks that it takos most followed it up. A b we held the litmus very few devices in use that are purely pletely as men have laid aside theirs. gramme on her lap. She held it flat with was this morning towed out into the safety appliances' Nearly everything on That part of the reform will be much her left hand. Then she took the pencil river by two friends of Graham, and at universal criteria, the chief constructor workmen six months to finish. paper high or were at certain altitudes Half the improvements in the genuine no change was noticed, but when lower a railroad has an economic or mechanical slower than the other, but with an army in her little fist, circled it around in the 6:45 a. in. it was let go at a point oppo of the navy was recently compelled to resign because holding views similar to bills have been the suggestions of coun down or when the paper was placed value, and if it promotes safety, that is of good women vitally interested in over air and jabbed it down on the programme. site Chip|>ewa creek. I>own tho current iliHise, Sign, and Ornamental Painter those Admiral Luce expresses in bis pa terfeiters. The little silk thread woven near the ground it showed at once the but pari of its duty. The great source of coming the prejudices of their sisters The point went through the namo ot it swept, plunging over roofs, often out of safety in railroad working is good discip there can be no doubt that justice and per. Through his influence the British into the bill, which is still supposed by effects of poison, and by its chemical Hendryx. She seized a uniformed mes Bight, till at 7:10 it approached the bank McMlNNVILLE, OREGON. line. Of all the train accidents which sweet reasonableness will ultimately navy was incumbered with a fleet ot many people to be proof against counter changes indicated conclusively the pres senger boy by the coat sleeve as he waB and dropped 200 feet into tho abyss be have happened in the United States in prevail. Meantime it should be the rushing by and gave him a ten dollar low Grain intr, monster ships whose characteristics are feiting, was the idea of Tom Ballard, a ence of carbonic acid gas. “ ‘As animals in general are low in the last sixteen years, nearly 10 per cent, care of all generous-minded men to re note. All she said to him was “Hendryx The barrel soon rose intact, and was an insatiate appetite for coal and an intol- notorious counterfeiter, now doing a Paper Hanging and the body and hold their heads down were due to negligence in operation, and member that women are of necessity at straight.” He nodded and dashed away. descried in an eddy. Elmer Jones swam Carriage Painting. reable penchant for misbehaving in the thirty-five years sentence at Albany. It is really remarkable that such fear they undoubtedly leel and suffer from 17 per cent, were unexplained. Of these a disadvantage in life’s struggle, and to In a few moments he was back and lie out from the Canadian shore, caught seaway. Prompl Attention to Orders from Quoting Admiral Luce once more: fully long sentences have not retarded the effects of the poison where a human no doubt many were due to negligence, deal very gently and generously with handed her a card on which were some hold of a rope attached to tlie barrel and and many that were attributed to defects them. The mockery of chivalry is done the Country. hieroglvphies which, translated, meant towed it in to tlie shore, where, just at “Let us now suppose the battle ships counterfeiting, but they have not. I saw being standing erect would not. of track and equipment would have been for, but its true spirit should be immor “ ‘Of course there is no vegetation of to be subtracted from the fleating force a counterfeiter sentenced three years ago that a bookmaker had had the temerity 7:25 a. m., Graham was lifted out by M c M innville national bank . of Great Britain. How long could Bbe at Louisvillo to twenty years imprison any kind arid it is simply an arid sur prevented, had men done their duty.— tal in the minds of men.— N. }'. World. to bet her 10 to 1, or $100 to Cahill ami Jone*. Graham was quickly II. C. Prout, in Scribner’s Magazine for. hold Gibraltar, Malto, control Suez, and ment. He was nearly eighty years old, face. $10, that tho animal she had se brought, more dead than alive, to M’MINNVII.LE, OREGON. “ 'A better name for it would the September. Farm Life in China. maintain her custom empire by the east seared and scarred by chemical poison- lected wouldn't win. She tapped her Horne’s saloon on this side. Graham The Boy Generals. Transnet« n General Banking Business, ern route ? How long could she hold the iug, and yet he receivod his sentence “valley of bones,” for it is full of them, A farmer may be hired by tho year for foot impatiently until tlio horses himself, says : “Tlie first thing 1 knew and were it not for the winter snows and Paeeident............................ I. W. COWLS line of London to Halifax, Esquimault or without flinching. He had played his tho summer storms which wash them Turning ro tho Union army, the youngs from $8 to $14, with food, clothing, head appeared, When they did she inquired was when some one struck the barrel cards and lost. India, by the western? How long could Vtoe President...... . . .LEE LAUGHLIN est men who ever wore the double stars shaving and tobacco. Those who work excitedly of everybody about her, and said, ‘Graham are yon alive?’ He away the bones and skeletons in the The counterfeiting of paper money is she prevent Germany from establishing of a major-general was Gen. I’ennypack- by the day receive from 8 to 10 cents, “Which is Iiendryx?” A man accom complains of terrible pains in tho back Cashier... ........ . . ,... .CLARK BRALY a military ]>ort on the-Scheldt? How principally limited by the expense of ravine would be simply innumerable. er of Pennsylvania. He was a brevet ma. with a noonday meal. At the planting modatingly pointed the horse out, and and head fiom the racking l.e hud re Sells exchange on Portland, San Fran- long could she hold the great strategic the necessary plant. A plate for a genu “Such, in substance,” said Mr. Mc jor general when but a little more than and harvesting of rice wages are from 10 she fixed her eyes on him. Hendryx ceived, ami could talk but incoherently. oteeo and New York. About a dozen jieople verify the state points Jamaica, Barbadoes, and St. Lu ine bill costs about $1500, and the coun Creary, "waB the professor’s statement twenty-two years old, and won his grade to 20 cents a day, with five meals, or 30 won, but before ho did the young Interest aUowed on time deposits. cie, which dominate the West Indies,the terfeiter, if he be not his own engraver, to our. party, and you can rest assured by the most desperate fighting in nearly cents a day without food. Few land woman had been from the pinnacle of ment that Graham was fn the barrel, Offiee liours from 9 a. ni. to 4 p m. Spanish Main and the Isthmian canal, must pay for it. Then he must provide that none of its thought it would be' a every battle of the army of the Potomac. owners hire hands except for a few days joy down to the depths of misery and and many more will «ay they saw the which will eventually open to her a short an expensive plate press, ink, paper and wise thing to take his afternoon nap Pennypacker was terribly wounded three during the planting and harvesting of back again a dozen times. She got her barrel go over. cut to the Pacific? Without battle shipe other necessaries. These can only be there and give Bomebody beneath a times and will never be well. He com rice. Those who have more land then $110, laughed gleefully ami sharpened It is not generally known that Marion the whole British empire would crumble operated where every possible danger of chance of promotion.” manded the Sixteenth Infantry, United they and their sons can till lease it to her pencil preparatory to piercing the Crawford, the novelist, now on hi* way interference is sb nearly met as possible. to pieces, and, ‘ like the baseless fabric of next winner, This fashion of picking ETTOZEZSTE CITY. States army, as long as he was able to do their neighbors. Much land is held on A Bather’s Sad Plight. a vision, .... leave not a rack Thus the business becomes a blasted leases given by ancient proprietors to the winners is quite prevalent among to this country, is a candidate for the duty, and in 1863 asked to be placed on Next session begins on Monday, the 16tli behind.’ ”• Speaking of bathing recalls a little in Greek mission. Crawford is a relative of monopoly, as one may say. the retired list on account of wounds re clansmen whose descendants now till it, the novices. It is a remarkable fact of September, 1889. cident that took place not long ago. »««■scholarships from every coanty in Some of the most eminent British na some of the women have won quite large Vice-President Morton, hut like Eugene paying from $7 to $14 worth of rice an ceived in service. It is difficult to say Bullets From Battle-Fields. the State Apply to your County Supe ."in* val authorities aver, and se'iously, too, There is a charming spot on the south Schuyler, Crawford's ambition is likely just who was the youngest general officer nually (or its use. Food averages little sums that way.— Detroit Sun. tendewt. F rmk tuition after J an . 1, iSijO. side of the lake where a great many to be defeated owing to a book l.e once A quarter of a century has elapsed that the policy of attempting to protect Four Courses: Classical, Scientific, Lit in the Union army. There was a very more than $1 a month for each member published. “An American Politician,” erary and a short English Course in which these possessions by ships is a perilous since the war, yet many of the farmers of people live in cottages. Bathing is pop A Beneficent Bug. of a farmer ’ s family. One who buyes, gallant quintet of young generals who there is no Ija tin, Greek, French or German. ular. The water is delightfully warm one of the weakest of his clever novels, Virginia are still realizing from Yankee one, sure tc lead to disaster. If this pol The English is pre-eminently a Business Mr. George Rice, quarantine officer of madn national reputations—Wilson, Mcr cooks and eats his meals alone, spends Coui se For Catalogues or other informa icy should prevail, such monster line-of- lead and brass quite a revenue. It is the and the ladies have overcome their na ritt, Upton, Custer and Mackenzie, from $1. 50 to $2 a month ujion the raw the state horticultural commission, re has as a hero a Boston mugwump. The tion. address J. W. JOHNSON. battle ships as she has, answering the children of the farmers living nearest the tural scruples about tho wetneBs of it. Three of them were certainly not more material and fuel. Two pounds of rice, ceived a private letter from Ix>s Angeles story displays a plentiful lack of know 29 President. admiral’s description, would be available great battle-fields that bring to light most They have bathing suits, but, ye gods, than twenty-two or twenty-three when costing 3% cents, with relishes of salt recently relative to the o|>er*tions of the ledge regarding American |>olitic*, and only to guard the coast,and in that em of the buried relics of the cruel past. such suits! They are a cross between promoted to the grade of general officers, fish, pickled cabbage, cheap vegetables Vedofia Cardinalis, the new Australian the central figure is an im|>oaaibility. ployment the circular floating battery, Their little fingers, sometimes in play, pajamas and a Mother Hubbard wrap and Wilson and Merritt were about and fruits, costing 1% cents, is the ordi pest-destroyer. It stated that Mr. J. R. But there is enough free trade in tbe costing not a tithe so much, would bo again with the hopes of adding to the per. A pretty girl in one of these extra twenty-five when tliby commanded nary allowance to each laborer for each Dobbins, of San Gabriel, who owns a book to antagoniz* the Mate deimrtmcnt ordinary costumes is homely enough to as at present manned. steadier, the puny torpedo boat perhaps family coffer, unearth pounds of lead. divisions of cavalry. They (Wilson and day. Alrernetliy’s advice to a luxurious forty-acre orange orchard, which was so ,'yaewrtttng. Penmanabtp, Corresponden«, Bua Btop the Johnstown flood. One of the In strolling through Alexandria the more effective. <« m and Legal Forms practically taught at th Merritt) both graduated in I860. Upton patient, “Live on sixpence a day and infested with the cottony cushion scale Statistics of tho senior class nt Yale As to cruisers, such as those we have writer came across a veritable old curios young ladies who bathe in the lake is and Custer in 1861, and Mackenzie in earn it,” is followed by nearly every that he had about determined to root up Portland Business College. shows that fifty-five favor free trade, rather tall sideways, as a small boy ex The thorough work done In each of our seven been building, Admiral I.uce agrees with ity shop down by the wharf. It is kept 1862. But Mackenzie won a distinction Chinaman. One or two dependent re his'trees next winter, put in the Austra forty-three are protectionists, while eigh leparurfenu has given this Institution a reputs Io« such us but lew schools attain, oecuring t other first-rate authorities regarding their by an old junk dealer, who, yielding to a pressed it, and, as a vatchtsman would that has never been equalled since the latives frequently share with him the lian hug by way of experiment in March lung reds ot our graduates profitable employ teen desire a reform in the iiresont tariff. say, she has great breadth of beam. •ent. both as book-keepers and stenographers province, quoting the following sterling desire for a glimpse at the latest curiosi last. After watching its operations for a The importance of these figures may not United States army existed. He won sixpence. ■■dents admitted at any time. Catalogue free opinion of a recent secretary of the navy, ty, brought to light a big box, which had She was moving gracefully through the while, he stated that be was satisfied seem so great to some |iooplc ns the fai t tbe brevet of every grade in the service, A. P. ARM8TUONU. Principal. Portland, Or. who, thoug 1 from this would seem to just arrived from the country that morn water—you know that when fat people from first lieutenant to major-general, in King Humbert and his queen arc con that the orchard would be free of the have been shown the right way, it did ing. There, in reckless confusion, were once learn to swim they plow the water two and one-half years! Ho graduated signed to perdition. Immediately after pest by next January. Afterwards lie that three of the seniors object to ilanc- One ot them says that he does “not see not avail him to steer the true course nor bullets, musket balls, old pieces of brass, like a fish—when she felt her extraordin June 12, 1862, and Aug. 29, 1862, he was the dedication of the Bruno statue— believed the ravenous little Vedolia why hugging set to music differs from hit his port: “If slower than ironclads, epaulettes, sword hilts, buckles and but ary garment give away. To put it in its breveted first lieutenant “for gallant and which act was not a ratification of papal would clear it by December, then No sofa squeezing.” Whatever may be tbe accustomed place while she was in the Sample rooms in connection. tons, all battered and bruised and corro she (a cruiser) could not keep the sea, meritorious services in the battle of inlallibity—his eminence, the pope, ex vember, then October, and now he offers and if slower than merchantmen, she ded by the earth in which they had been water was impossible. She must get“ Manassas, Va.,” that awful culmination communicated them with the holy Ro a dollar -ach for samples of the cottony value of the seniors’ opinion* on political economy, there is no doubt that the the bathing house liefore any boys ap might as well remain in port.”— Scientific buried for so many years. This box, the of fights from Chantilly, Groveton and man church. Since then it is said that cushion scale found in his orchard. In above remark on dancing is ex|s-rt testi Is now fitted up in first class order. peared. But just then the boys afore dealer said, would weigh about one hun A merican. ending in a second battle of Bull Run. the Roman pontiff desires to remove the less than four months the bugs have Accommodations as good as can be dred and fifty pounds, and was but one said rounded the point in a row-boat In the history of an army famed for seat of the papacy from Rome and estab multiplied so rapidly and ate so raven mony. found iff the city. A Famous Physician. and made straight for her. of many he was constantly receiving. Two years ago Senator Spoonor, of For a moment she nearly fainted. The brilliant courage and gallant deeds Mack lish it in some land congenial to its prin ously that the trees of the entire forty From the midst of the debris a button Almost d agonally across from Dr. Ag S. E. MESSINGER, Manager. water at Minnetonka is clear you know. enzie's record stand without a peer, and ciples. It is a sufficient commentary on acres have been cleared of tho worst pest Wisconsin, by a apaedi in the senate new’s, on the white house window ledge, was fished out, upon which was inscribed She shouted to the boys to “go away.” will probably never be equalled. the respect due the papacy to Bay that known to orchardists.— S. F. AUa. lia<l the salary of the United States con is the name of Dr. 8. Weir Mitchell, a the armes of Vermont (freedom and But they, not understanding the situa ' Custer was a wonderfully gallant fel the only civilized nation supposed to be sul at Prague, Hungary, raised from THE NADJY BAR! The Largest County. name that wherever a nerve is discuseed, unity), showing that they must have be tion, pulled directly for her. She begged, low, too, full ot that magnetic fire which adapted to this purpose in Spain, and it $2,000 to $3,000. The place is thus worth, IF THR COOK HOUSE. longed to some member of the first mili will make the dullest and most sluggish is because Spain is less civilized than wherever a brain is looked at, wherever The county of Custer in Montana is the with fees, about $5,000 a year. At that Mooked with the Choicest Wines. Liq- a neurological specimen is talked of, is tia that was mustered into service, as the entreated, commanded, all to no purpose. nature follow where such a soldier leads. other Christian nations that this adapta largest county in the United states. It time Charles Jona«. of Wisconsin, a Then Bhe got mad. She moved to where ors mpd.Cjgars—Domestic and Imported. And alas, for the pity of it! Custer tion exists. When Italy liecame so eman contains 13,569,920 acres and is 150 miles friend of Hjiooncr, hold tlie place. Mr. as thoroughly known as that of the queen troops were afterwards uniformed by the »Tkx» Best Bar In tixe City of England. Author, artist, critic and United States. 1111680 war relics come the water was shallower and sat down. Mackenzie and Upton are all gone to join cipated from prejudice as to be able to long and 125 miles wide. It is a place of Jonas recently resigned and on Saturday When the boat came near her she grabb WM. MARTIN. Proprietor. physician, a dignified medium-sized gen from the battlefields of Manassa, Cul ed it, while the boys, whom she knew that host which no man can number. rear and dictate a statue to the Roman historic interest, containing as it doe* President Harrison apjsiinted Roger C. tleman, with tho courtly manners of the peper, Fredericksburg and the valley of very well, yelled with glee. Merrit wears tho honorable star of a gen martyr, Bruno, it was no longer a home the site of tho great battle of the Little Spooner, a brother of tlie senator, to tlie old school, he is the living personification Virginia, and are sold simply for their eral of brigade, and Wilson lias achieved for Roman infallibility, which three long Big Horn, where Custer anjl his lorce position. Well has it lieen said of Sena “Now, see here,” she exclaimed, “if of his own idea “rest.” He is in daily value as old lead and brass. Occassion- you don’t go right away there will be fame and made some money in civil en cycles ago had dedicated Bruno to the were massacred. tor Spooner that liis far-sightednes* is, cbnsultation by mail and cable with the ally an invoice of shells arrives which trouble.’ gineering, but I think he regrets having faggot. These facts constitute the ground equal to his eloquence. This is a good famed and knighted medical circles throws the downtown inhabitants into a Some weeks ago a prominent real es year for republican brothers and "rela But the boys shouted some mote and left the service. He would certainly work of the maledictions that the Holy state of consternation. Not so very long “abroad” and wherever a difficult case is one stood up so as to get a more extend have been a brigadiei-gcneral and per Father lately hurled against Italy’s king tate dealer of Ix>s Angeles, Cal., handed tions” generally. Centuries ago, when the a gentleman a check for $2,500 in a deal. Ooalor 1» All Kinds ot Watch««. Jewelry. Plated Ware, under charge. His handsome cottage at ago quite a batch of these wicked looking ed view of tho landscape. The girl saw haps have attained tbe higher grade by and queen. Newport has at the present time as guests things were promptly hustled out of town a rubber circular lying in the boat. She this time, and he is not yet fifty. It is world was enslaved to papal power, kings The recipient of it having some little ob Augusta has tlie oldest mayor, in point decks end Spectacles. MCMINNVILLE. OR. some of the most famed medical men of by command of the mayor. grabbed it and then, with a jerk, pulled always a mistake far a man to give up and emperors lived and died under the ligations outstanding as the result of too of service, in the United States. Mr. R. If the farmers were wise they would the boat down on one side. The youth the profession he was educated for, and ban of tbe church, and if King Humbert much boom, quietly endorsed it and II. May, or "Uncle Robin” as he is best this country. A bon virant, a capital af ter-dinner speaker, as quick at repartee preserve the most interesting of these who was standing up fell into the water, I have never known an army officer who has to do so it will be papal Rome and handed it to a creditor and thus it started known, has served as mayor of the Foun as he is at c iscussing the most abstiuse mementoes, for there will no doubt come and the boat half filled before she right had attained the grade of field officer not Italy’s king that will suffer. The fu on its mission of chanty, Jove and busi tain City for fifteen years, and although problem of medical science, ho is to-day a time when even the most insignificant ed. During the excitement the girl stood when he resigned who was not sorry he tility of such an imprecation—for excom ness. In dne course of time it turned up there is a very large element consisting will have its value. munication is imprecation intensified— in the original drawer of it, with no less of many leading citizens who have work up, wrapped the circular about her and did it. Goods of all descriptions moved and care the leading brain physician on this side of the ocean, and ranks side by will be so apparent that the curse will than fifteen endorsements on his back. ed long and persistently to oust him, it ful handling guaranteed. calmly and sedately walked ashore, fol side with the far-famed ones on the other Children Cry for, Collections will be made monthly. only come home to its author.— Oregoni It had paid$37.500in debts, made fifteen seems he is going to be Augusta’s mayor lowed by the wet and bedraggled youth Children Cry for Hauling of all kinds done < henp_^J side of the jond.— Philadelphia Inquirer, Pitcher’s Castorla. whom she ducked.— St. Paul tllobe. men happy ane returned to its drawer. for life. Pitcher’s Castorla. an. Absolutely Pure. I M c M innville , O regon , F riday , S eptember Consolidated Feb. 1,1889. CARLIN & HIGH, Diaymen.