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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 4, 1889)
THREE JUSTICE IN CHINA. The Impartial Way In Which Celestial Judges Meta Out Punishment. POPULAR GAMES. Lute Pr.»f, Proctor's Opinion of Bill* ¡Hills, WhUt and CI umm . A PREACHERS STORY. How Uood Mother Wlckhaui K.c.lr.d the New Circuit Rider, when they purehaoe kitl gloves, should examine separately the lingers of each glove and take none that have broken stitches. Stretch the Beams carefully between the thumb and foretinger: if the kid comes away from the thj-ead, leaving a white seam, that is not tho pair for you. Elastic kid generally wears well. Stiff and un yielding ski. s are worthless. They neither fit nor wear well. Narrow gloves never fit or wear well, and disfigure the hand instead of beautifying it. Short fingered gloves deform the hand. COMSI’MITION CI BEK. Au old physician, retired from practice, bav ins had placed In ill» baud» by nil East India ml.slonsry tbe formula of a simple vezctable remedy for the speedy suit permanent cure ot i.'oa»nniptiou, Bronchitis, I'ntarrh, Asthma, and all Throat aud Lun» AflVctlous. al»<> a five slid radical cure for Nervous Debility aud all Nervous Complaint«, after haviug tested its wonderful curative powers in thousand* 01 cases, has h it it bis duty to make it known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, I w ill send free of charge, to all who deaire it, this re cipe, in German, French or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by udjresaliig with stamp, nanring this paper, W. A. N oyes , /W Anwrs lilock, Hoches- ter, X. Y. _________ ______________ JJTJACOBS OR THE VAN MONCIICAlt For Lumbago. No«. 183 »nd 134 Third Street Portland, Oregon. PRIVATE DISPENSARY. I* the onl. D1>. Cured Permanently. Original tutsmsnt, The wi'ltei* was particularly anxious, A number of young clergymen, all 111«. Renewed, J»n 30. HIT. Thre« ysare age A Yun-ch'-i-yu (hereditary officer) to get I’rof Proctor's views lonr'ilng graduates of the Methodist Theological had rL.umaUtm in back, lumbago; ono bottle of St. Jacobs Oil cured ma; bavo not felt it since. named Ch'ang-shan, a Manchu belong the relative value of these three yam •.,. ' Seminary st Evanston, met down town FRANK MONROE, Franciivllla, XU. ing to the Bordered Blue Banner, was and lie cheerfully gave them in the the other day and were relating to each Cured Permanently. Original Statement. IMS Renewed. June 10, HIT. Suffered two years ordered two years ago to take up hie following words: other anecdotes of thoir experience in ago with acute pains Ln back, in one hour great relief .marrfeo, sucnap r quarters at a post station called Su-wa- from St. Jacoba Oil; three applications cured in tho “The game of billiards stands first > the various fields to which they had lost manhood morning painsfone. H0BACE E HOPKINS, yen, for the purpose of patrolling the in some respects, in that it affords I been assigned. ‘ My most amusing New Albany. Indiana. country against robbers. At the same physical and mental exercises at onco. experience,” said ono young brother, Cured Permanently. Renewed. May IT.’ST eyphilltlo oruption^ VSect w Wife was sorely afflicted with lame back. Buffered time special orders were given to him There is not much strain on the mind, ' “was in a little village in Iowa where of UHrourr kidney several yoare. need innumerable liniments and pias rnMder troubles, gonor. ters used St Jacobs Oil. was cured by it. to keep a watch upon the soldiers of however, and I never knew a billiard the conference sent me to begin my rhe», gleet stricture, eta. A. K. CUNNINGHAM. Perryopolis, Pa. the station, who were reported to be in export to be the possessor of u great ministerial work. My circuit includ CONSULTATION FRFt. Those who bestow too much appreciation on AT D1UGGI8T8 AND DEALERS trifling things become generally incapable of the habit of oppressing the people in intellect. He must possess a peculiar ed throe or four little villages and as THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Ballinort. MA. Proud hi-urts and lofty mountains are always great ones.— Lu Rochefoucauld. its neighborhood, One day when the ly-organized mind, but he may know many school-houses, and I tried to arren. /nr To RK a Pay. Sample« worth |1.W, EREE. OR. PIERCE'S NEW BELT AND SUSPENSORY. Safi Lines not under the horses feet. Wr itc B rew officer in charge of the station was nothing of mathematics, and yet may preach a sermon at each place once A Modest. Sensitive Woman White El-phant of Siam, Lion of Eng Q f U mtfr ' m N affty R fin H oldfk C o . .Holly ,11 Icli (T'at. Oct. Il, ’87) cure all away at Kirin, a soldier named Sun solve, with lightning rapidity, intricate every two weeks. In the village of often shrink, from eonraltln» a physician land, Dragon of China, Cress of Switzer, Nervous and Chronic Dis- alsmt functional derangement, and prefersuo land. Banner of I’er-ia, Crescent of Ez> pt- Ml a lift ft 1st EreiuluiiM. 26,000 in use, i ases of both sexes. Price Tien-hsiang went to a shop and tried problems in geometry—practical prob Edgewood dwelt i good old lady named »utl'cr and upward. Bend 2c In silence. Till, may Is' a mistaken feel Double E igle of ltus.-ia, Star of Chili, The DI Anillé -u y“Br- Established. NeW for sealed pamphlet No. 2. to buy some drugs on credit. As, how lems. A quick and true eye, good i Mrs. Wickham, an emigrant from the 1 titr. 1 nt It is one which is largely prevalent Circle I Ift IwLJ O, lateutwl Steel Tuning l»v- KVrTUBK- If ruptured of Japan, Harp of Erin. all such woman we would «ay that one of ( ever, he owed money for previous norves and a steady hand, all practiced Green mountains and one of the pil To To get iht-se buv a box of the genuine vice, in use in no other Plano, by which our Pianos send stamp for Pamphlet No. 1. j the moat »killful physician» of the day, who , in tuns 20 > ears, good lor 100 ; not alTected PILLS. New Invention. Send2a 5 purchases, the shopkeeper refused to and disciplined, enable him to make lars of the church. I had just been has had a vaxt experience in curing diseases Da. C. M c I ane s Ci*’■■ bhatkd L iver Band for Pamphlet No. 3. Addreu; to women, has prepared a remedy i P ills , price 2.1 cents, and mail us the out by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink, M. E. T. Co. ,704 Nacramento Ht., San Franctaco, Cat, let him have any thing without pay the shots with mathematical precision. married before going on tho circuit, peculiar crack, decay, or wear out; wo guarantee it. Me which 1» of inestimable aid to them. We refer side wrapper with your a di-t-ss, plainly gan», Rosewood Casos, 3 strings, double repeating ment. He therefore became very vio As I said, a great billiard-player may and the next day after our arrival in to Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. This 1» written, and I cents in stamps. We will action; finest ivory keys; the iamous ANTlSEJ-L. We wish a few men to only remedv for woman’» j^cullar weak sell our goods by naiupl. lent, upon which the shopkeeper went be a man of little mentality. As a Edgewood Mrs. Wickham sent for tny the nesses and ailments, sold by druggists, under a then mail you the above Hat with an ele Callerwrlto for Catalogue, tree. T. M. ANTIHELL to the wholMle and re PIANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows Hall, Mar gant package of oleograpliic and chro positlv. guarantee from the manufacturers, tail trade. Largest manu. to complain of him to Ch'ang-shan. rule, the billiard champions are men wife and myself to come to her house. ihat It will give satisfaction In every ease or I ket and Seventh Streets, San Francisco. f rs in our line. Enclose 2-ceut stamp. Wages U ner malic i ards. who sent for him, reprimanded him of a low order of intellect I have Day. Permanent position. No postals answered ‘•In the afternoon we went and were money refundod. See guarantee printed on bot- • b I.EMINO B ros .. Ptrrsnü.m, P a . Money advanced for wages, advertising, etc <>n ’ and then let him go. Next day the tried billiards, and I know I never could warmly greeted by the old lady. ‘I am tie wrapper. Rather than the Cheapest lenuial Manufacturing Co , Cincinnati,Ohio* He who is «lowest in making a promise in ant shopkeeper came again to suy that the reach the highest rank, because T am so glad you've come. Brother L----- , Though the speaker be a fjol let the hearer be 1 PORTLAND BUSINESS to he the most faithful in the performance of it. Th. OLDEST MEDICDTK In the WORLDTk soldier had gone back to the shop, wanting in one ot the requisites. COUEGE, and brought your wife,’ said she. ‘I’ve wise.—NpunfsA Proverb. Iz Probably Dr. IzaaeThompson’, Il — PortL'.ndj Oregon. 1 knocked over the counter and threat T ry G brm KA for breakfast. “Whist may be classed among the i been waitin’ and waitin’ you doa't A REMARKABLE PAPER. Pcrlect equipment, llieiough instruction, estal)« ened to kill tho complainant and all his scientific games, yet it is not devoid of. know how anxiously ever since Broth T he Y outh ’ s C ompanion is a welcome visitor iished reputation.growing popularity. Business, ELEBRATED EYE WAT e R F Shorthand, Common School and Penmanship Depart family. The officer again called up chance. It affords more pleasure to er Jones went away, which is nigh un weekly in more than 400,000 families, and has ments. Students admitted at any time. Cata won a place In home lite obtained by no other This article 1« a carefully prepared physician’s pre VUU. WE/GH tho soldier, who behaved in a very re its votaries than any other game 11 to throe months, and there hasn't bon publication, logue and specimens of penmanship sent free. r.l ..rzfr. —*- ♦*..- f i. It is always safe, ; pure, < instructive scription, and has been in constant use for nearly a J. A. WEN< O.Hec’x. A. P- 4RMNTHON«. Pria. ifting. The wonder is how any ----- fam- wonder--------- fractory and insubordinate manner in know. The element of chance gives a preachor in this house since. I've and entertaining. oen|nry, and notwithstanding the many other prepara PURE ily can do without it. Any new subscriber who ................................................ tions that have been introduced into the market the court. He therefore ordered him to tho excitement. To play a correct l got some little things to do that I’vi sends >1.75 now, can have T he C ompanion free of this article is constantly increasing. If the di- PI.90S CURÇFOR.CONSlJMrriONj sale week to January 1, 18X9, and for a full r ctioas are followed it will never fail. We psrticif- receive a flogging of twonty blows, game of whist requires brains, or I ben a-savin’ till the minister come, and every larly Invite the attention of physicians to its merit*. year from that date. Sample copies free. Ad which were inflicted with a whip on should, perhaps, say memory. The now you’ve brought Sister L----- . Let's dress T he Y outh ’ s C ompanion , Boston, Mass. John L. Thom pion, Sons 4b Co., TRuY, N. Y. the back of his leg. greatest man living, if ho possesses a I get them off’ll our hands and then we It is alwavs bad for the truth when a liar As soon as he was released, the man defective memory, can never become a i can sit down and have a good, long speaks it.— N. 0. Picayune. Ç qw T ght ’ s / went to the kitchen of the post-station, good whist-player. I believe I have I talk.” With groans and sighs, and dizzied eyes, where he remained for twelve days, at mastered whist, and, not to “ I confess I was a little puzzled at n ego He seeks the couch and down he lies; the end of which he died from tho injury tistical, I hold myself to be a player of this reception, not knowing exactly Nausea and faintness in him rise, Brow-racking pains assail hint. he had received. A complaint was the highest rank. I play whist oftoner what the people on my circuit had been Sick headache! But ere long comes ease, His stomach settles into peace, lodged by his brother, and a thorough than any other game, for the reason in tho hubit of saving up for the min THE COW BRAND. Within his head the th robbings cease— inquiry was made into the case by that it 1 h not hard work, and is just ex ister to do. However, I was not long — TO MAKE —• Pierce’s Pellets never fail him! officers specially deputed for tho pur citing enough to afford me the sort of left in the dark. The old lady disap Nor will they fail anyone in such a dire pre dicament. To the dyspeptic, the bilious, and DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD pose by the Memonilists. The Memor- diversion I need. peared into the kitchen and soon called the constipated, they are alike “a friend in need and a friend indeed.” alist finds that the officer Ch'ang-shan for us to follow. We did so, and found “Chess is the greatest of all games. USE acted quite rightly in taking notice I confess I have never succeeded in the room littered with two or threeold Submission is the footprint of faith in the 1 of the soldier’s misbehavior, more mastering it; have never fathomed its bedsteds that had been taken to pieces pathway of sorrow. especially as he had been particularly depths. It is a delightful pastime, and and spread about the floor. In the Don’t hawk, hawk, blow, «pit, and disgust desired to see to such matters. Also, can not be commended too hightly as a middle of the floor stood Mrs. Wick everybody with your offensive breath, but use ABSOLUTELY PURE. the soldier’s conduct, towards the mental disciplinarian; but if one ham, with a big kettle of boiling water Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy and end it. shopkeepers and in court was such as wishes to enjoy it he must not attempt at. her side. A Sore Throat, Couirli or Cold, if suf ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT. to merit a flogging, the punishment to become a great player. Nine times “Now, Sister L——, jest you take fered to progress, results in serious pulmouary oftentimes incurable. “Brown A >• rar. tilgt thsr« U • piotare of e Cow on yentr package and yon will have was inflicted on f. proper part of his out of ten he would meet disappoint this here apron of mine, or you’ll spoil offeetions, Bronc/iiaf Troches" reach directly the seat of the U. beat Soda mad.. THZ COW BRAND. person, and the number of blows was ment, for only a few men achieve great your dress,’ she said to my wife. ‘The disease, and gives instant relief. moderate. Nevertheless the Memor- ness in chess. It is not likely that pesky bugs have been so bad in these Ma «uperior excellence proven in millions of homes for \PWICHT ’S/ To restrain the senses is to gain heaven.— I more than a quarter of a century. It is used by the allst condemns the officer to receive Paul Morphy will be duplicated in tho bedsteads that I have sometimes felt Tamil Proverb. United Stat< 8 Government. Endorsed by the headi. of the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest and most one hundred blows under a statute present century. Chess is a purely- jest as if I couldn’t wait till you come Healthful. Dr Price s Oreuin Baking Powder does not Delicate Children, Nursing which awards that penalty for causing scicntiflc game, wholly devoid of the to give ’em a good scalding.’ contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Sold only in cans. Mothers, Overworked Men, and for all diseases PRICE BAKING POWDER CO. a man’s death by flogging him improp element of chance. Tho brain must “This, then, was a part of the cir where the tissues are wasting away from the NEW YORK LERATU cniCAOO. ST. LCUU inability to digest ordinary food, or from over erly. cuit rider ’ s duties in Iowa, thought I; exercise itself in playing this game. work of the brain or body, all such should take TAKE NO CHANCES. As the offender in this case is a com Jeanisch, the distinguished Russian I but the old lady seemed to take it so Scott9* Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil BUY THE BEST. with Hypophosphites. “I used the Emulsion missioned officer, his dismissal from mathematician, gave it as his opinion I entirely as a matter of course that the on OT a laiiy who was delicate, and threatened « the service will take tho place of I that chess is more intricate than the I preacher should help her with her with Bronchitas. It put her in such good health THE CREAT HEALER, and flesh, that I must say it is the best Emulsion corporal punishment. Ho will also integral calculus. Buckle, the his work that I couldn’t well refuse. My i ever used.”—L. P. W addell , M. D., Hugh’s Cure« Cut-, Sore», Salt Rh>'um, Boils, ___________ lose his hereditary post, to which torian, held this same opinion. It is wife laughingly put on the apron and Mills. 8. C. Pimple» Felon« Skin Diseases, and all OT ailments for which a salve is suitable. For another member of his family is ap- doubtful whether tho game will evor went to work and I took off my coat Books are embalmed minds,— Kovec. OT taking out soreness and healing it acts cza pointed to succeed. In accordance be improved.”— Atlanta Cotulitution. and cuffs and took hold, too. It was like magic. 25 cents a box. at all druggist . E eo with a further clauso of the law above a long job and after wo had got the o c: [ToW lo Gibrç quoted the man by whoso hand the I bedsteads thoroughly scalded they had A CHICAGO ROMANCE. BOFSY JE? ¡217 fatal flogging was actually inflicted I to be carried up-stairs, set up, and </) ■E §Rín % §)calp Wins a Lovely Girl aud ---------TREATED FREE.--------- OT CD o has been condemned to receive ninety Mr. Darnelle j ‘ corded, ’ for they were tho old fash- r MOORES W Makes a Reasonable Bequest. Positively Cured with Vegetable Remedies. t=3 Q_ blows, that being a penalty one degree | ioned kind of bedsteads in which ropes Have cured many thousand cases. Cure patients OT D iseases “It is ho sudden. Mr. Darnelle.” 0 0 pronounced hopeless by the best physicians. From OT lighter than the sentence of hie supe first dose symptoms rapidly disappear, and in ten “I know it 1 b ,” responded tho young did duty in lieu of springs or slats, >v/if K U\?<- days at least two-thirds of all symptoms are remov OT rior under whose orders he acted. A b man, gently. But this did not end the work, c/> oc ed. Send for free book of testimonials of miraculous PO cures. Ten days treatment furnished free by mall. ©UTICURA he is a Manchu, the flogging will be for on coming down-stairs the He stood before her, with his weight If you order trial, send 10 cents in stamps to pay postage. DR. H. H- GREEN & SONS, Atlanta, Ga. given with the whip instead of th< resting easily on one foot, hL left el old lady remarked that the stove M, Ï^E/AEDIES. If you order trial return this advertisement to U8. co bamboo.— Pekin Gazette. was a little warm yet, but that if I was bow on tho mantel-piece, his right arm « OT careful I could black it without burn- he most distressing forms of skin i*a5| co hehind him, and hi« whole attitude one ATTENTION TO DETAILS. ^GLADDING, McBEAN SCO. and scalp diseases, with loss of hair, from «S of careless, unstudied ease and graco I ing my hands. This was a little too infancy to old age, are speedily, economically p'\'ifsEWER_& CHIMNEY PIPE, \ ^'ASTHMA Wt A Few Illustration« of the Importance of permanently cured by theCuTicuitA R em Ja «3 acquired only by long and patient prac j much, and I was about to rebel, but my and l.lttle Thing«. edies , when all other remedies and methods | wife whispered to me that we might as 5 DRAIN TILE, - ot fail. The entire universe is composed of tice. I well make a day of it. So we went at C uticuha , the great Skin Cure, and C uticu —3 g ARCHITECTURALTERRA COTTA E’c| “ I know it is, ” he repeated. “ Meas little things. All substances, all mat S oap , an exquisite Skin Beautifler, prepared A that stovo and polished it till you could ha V<?/1358-1360 MARKET ST, S. E / œ rom it, external^, and C uticuha R esolvent , ter. in whatever form or condition, is ured by ordinary standards and by the see your face In it, and then helped the the Xo new Blood Purifier, internally, cure every ^’ MANUFACTORY AT LINCOLN CAL. a'l aggregation of atoms or molecules. cold conventionalties of society, it is old indy clean up the kitchen. By that form of skin and blood disease, from pimples to «° indeed sudden. We have known each scrofula. AJ-COHC Absolute perfection is rarely attaina Sold every where. Price.CuTicuRA.50c.; S oap , time tho sun was down, and our hostess other only twenty-four hours. Until esolvent , |1. Prepared by the P otter tfovxa 6.000.000 People beliovo that V ble. as a defect in a single atom is kindly permitted us to withdraw. Did !6c.; R and -1— pays bast to buy Soeda C hemical C o ., B oston , M ass of the largest uid moat reliable house, and th., uso likely to affect the whole combination. twenty-five minutes after eight o’clock wo stay to supper? Why, bless you. tho D rug Send for “How to Cure Skin Diseases,_______ A bridge is no strongei than its last night neither of us had ever heard I good soul in her joy at getting her Pimpb’8, blackheads, chapped and oily EX’ OT weakest point. A machine or linplo of tho other. Yet with tho heart ono houso cleaned up forgot to say any Xy »kin prevent’d by C uticuha S oap . Ö day is as a hundred years. Could wo Relief in one minute, for all pains and D. M. FERRY A CO are meat may bo ever so perfect, with a weaknesses, in C uticuha A nti -P a in thing about supper. Wo were glad acknowledged to be the PORTLAND, OREGON P laster , tho only pain-killing plaster. 25c single exception, and that exception have known one another better, dar snoiigh to got homo without being .araest Seedsmen In the world. may prevent the use of all the balance. ling.” ho wont on, with a tre-nor in his asked to dig up tho potatoes or build a ACAZINE ILDWOOD'S cultivated B flat baritono voice, “ if Ae D M. F erry A Co’s 0MF THE ONLY How often do we find it the case that O. OuLDoor All 11 iii-t uii’il calf pen. But ever since that day my Illustrated .Descrip Pain^i CELERY Recreation. MONTHLY tive and Priced the neglect of some little moment, has had attendod the theater, tho concert, wife and I have always had a prior en “ ) COMPOUND “ WILL WILDWOOD. ” turnod the tide towards failure when tho church, and the oyster parlor to gagement when asked to visit Mrs. SEED ANNUAL 4 E dited by gethor for a dozen seasons ? Does not For 1880 Ml'HNCIllPTION. ftfcOO PKK YEAR success was in sight. I Wickham. ”— Chicago Tribune. Will b« mailed fRtt Specimen Copy, 10 Cents. to all applicants, and Manufacturers often become so ab your heart beat responsive to minoP” Add reus P7 to last year's easterners “ I will not pretend to deny, Mr. Dar Sentimental Nonsense. sorbed in some vital principal, that without ordering it. Inralu. PROOFS CURES WILDWOOD PURL1MH1MM <’O. 166 La Salle St., Chicago, Ill. they neglect details, little points are nelle,” replied the young lady, with a “ Paine’s Celery Com There is ono sentimental story which in exlRtenc«. I should send for it. Address pound cured my nerv Neuralgia overlooked, and when dependence is rich blush mantling her cheek and J. H. FISK. Asnayrr anrt Analytical ous sick headaches.” D. M. FERRY & CO., Detroit, Mich. placed on these, they fail, and the brow, "that your avowal moves me trope up perennially in the daily press Chemist. Laboratory, IM First st., Portland. Mrs. L. A. B rentnbr , ind in the weekly fiction. It ropre- Or. Analyses made of all substances. Are Diamond Dyes. They excel all others San Jacinto, Cal. Big Q dm given nntver> whole work is condemned as a conse strangely." Nervouu sal satisfaction In the in Strength, Purity and Fastness. None others “I know it—I felt It," ho responded, tents tho affecting home-coming of tho quence. A recent invitation to inspect “After using six bot enre of Gonorrhoea and Prostration tles of Paine’s Celery are just as good. Beware of imitations—they the working of a new machine was a eagerly, “Love is not the slow, vege- middle-aged son in possession of a Gleet. I prescribe it and Compound, I am cured are made of cheap and inferior materials and of rheumatism.” disappointment simply because the table-like growth of years. It does fortune, to hie aged mother, and sud- feel safe in recommend’ H utchinsonl Ing It to all sufferers. give poor, weak, crocky colors. Rheumatism S amurl manufacturer had neglected to send not movo in itH course with the meas lenly changing tho poor old woman's South Cornish, N. H ot from ono of semi-starvation, and — A. J. STOKER, M-D m ured, leisurely step of a man working 36 colors, xo cents each. a single bolt, and loss of timo and dis Decatur, IH. “It has done me more Send postal for Dye Book, Sample Card, directions appointment to the party noedlng the by tho day. It springs up like r I iroloss hearth, and scanty clothing, to good for kidney disease PRICE tl.OO, . Kidney >ne of posses lion of every luxury — an for coloring Photos., making the finest Ink or bluing I Bold by Drng^lsta, than any other medi machine was the result. An article mushr----- liko an electric flash, It What’« the matter with Comb Honey? Noth (10 cts. a quart), etc. Fold by Druggists or by ” G ko . A bbott , Diseases cine. Sioux for household use, but little liable to takes instant possession. It does not •logant mansion, horses, fin-* raiment. ing, it’s nil right, but we have several ton« of it, City, Iowa. It is false teaching for tUe boys WELLS, RICHARDSON <£ CO., Burlington, lit. itO. need to be jerked in, ns it were, It and it won ’ t sell, so we are going to offer it at a get out of order, but requiring a wrench “Paine’s Celery Com vho delight in reading such stories price that will make it sell, and quick, too—in AND needs not tho agonizing coaxflng of — of to remove oertain parts Wnsu it be pound has been of great For Gilding or Bronzing Fancy Articles, USE 60 th cases wo will say 6c for dark, and Re for Denefit for torpid liver, All Liver came a necessity, was thrown out be a young man’s first chin-whiskers, my ind imagining themselves heroes of good quality, and in 5 th tins 50c for good fair k FOR EVERY PORROSE. indigestion, and bilious DIAMOND PAINTS. ness ” E lizabbth C. cause tho wrench was useless, in this darling. It is here! You will forgiv meh tales. In many cases of runaway article, and 60e for white; 10 th tins |1.00 and \ Sold on Trial ! Disorders U dall , Quechee, Vt Gold, Silver. Bronte, Copper. Only 10 Cents. ease every part was carefully made my presumption, will yoti not, and tons the mothers died of sorrow and $1.10. Do not fail to order: it is safely put up to any distance, artd is as cheap as you and fitted, and of good mateiial, but it speak tho words that tremble on your leglect, if not of want. In other eases earrving wlll’ever get it. This is about the close of the required a wrench of s|>ecial form to lips—tho words that will till my cup of ;ho sons never made any fortune, and year, and we are reducing stock in all lines at jven when in real life a boy deserted the expense of profits. January H ome C ircle Z. T. WRIGHT, joy to overflowing? ” adjust certain parts in easo of failure ready to distribute any time. Call or send Tho evening had passed liko a beau dis mother for years and returned to is for sample copy. Butter Is lower. Flour is to work properly. Although the arti Foot of Morrison Ntreet, Portland, Oregon. lower. Sugar Is lower. Gdod time to buy now. cle waj nn expensive one, tho wrench tiful dream. Mr. Darnolle, admon ind her old, lonely, poor and infirm, as we are anxious to sell. The rush is over and I investment small, profits General Agent for the was a common cast Iron affair, with ished by tho clock that it was time to iis belated wealth and care could never we have plenty of time to wait on all who call. large. Send 20o for mailing If von cannot come scud In by mail. We have large illustrated Catalogue jaws beveled and unfinished, except go, had risen reluo tantly to his •ye to her what his eomfortable utip- seasonable clothing In Underwear for men. I with full particulars. Man- ■ifactured by women or children, warm Glovesand Mlttous, for the superfluous japan with which feet and stood holding tho hand of his >ort and affection would have been in strong, well made Boots and Shoes for Every GOULDS & AUSTIN, 1er middle age. Life is too uncertain body and it wm coated to hide its imperfections. beautiful betrothed. Everybody’s Children. 5000 pair of 1«7 A inn l.oke st., ’ or boys and young men to shirk pres Stockings, from 6c pair to bOc. In canned “ My love, ” ho said, in eager, pas It would have been next to useless 1 CHICACO. ILL. Goods, Dry Fruit, Wall Paper, and MUcellane- even had it fitted, as it had net suffi sionate accents, “now that you have ent duties to parents in the expectation I ous Goods, we can certainly suit you. Should if doing great tilings for them in the | like to have the chance to try — write or call, cient strength, but it was doubly pro blessed my life with n measureless, in j Mini I i ’ m <' am I i Mtore. Xio. a IM Front Mt. Nau Frnnrlmco. tai. voking to find that, while it was essen effable joy and limdo all my future future,— Chicago Journal. > radiant with golden hope, you will not tial to the proper working of tho arti The Mary Who Had a Little Lamb. THE GREAT OVERLAND ROUTE ! cle, and instructions how and where it think 1 am asking too much if I plead Tho real and veritable Mary who Dr. Spinney & was to be used undor certain circum for just one favor?” “What is it?” shyly responded the’ uul a little lamb is still living, u vig- stances accompanied it, it was per " KR VOU8 »u^k* SieLfe; KiX! urous old lady of eighty-two. Mrs. fectly useless when the emergency oc lovely maiden. aency. Ac., due to excesses or abuse, cured. “Please tell me your flrat name.”— j Mary E. Tyler, of Somerville, Mass., YOUNG <>» ’ Indl.- f’ri. curred. A perfect wrought iron ’ ot yonthJnlloUlMor when a girl, raised a Innib from birth eretlon .horrid st .11 th.mselvea ot our treatment. wrench, would have cost but little m..ro Chicago Tribune. RAlIuROAD, *“ Srrhiim | and it followed her like a dog, and The ONLY LINK Running Pullman Palace and been effective, but it was too BESI AND FASTEST THRESHERS JhX? di- —A queer claim was presented and I finally died In her arms, having been Sleeping Cars, Magnificent Pay Coaches, small a matter to deserve special at IN THE WORLD. and Klegant Emigrant Sleeping MIDDLK-ACED MEN Whoaretron. settled by the Pennsylvania railroad I '«rod by a cow. The three most fa- tention, apparently, and the neglect Cara (with berths free of ITT Rulners or Bladder, Weak Back.'xeTTorni I especl.Hy reque«t those contemplating pnrchn-lnz either «n Engine or Thresher next charge) Debility, Wuting of Sern.f Strength, etc resulted, not only in a positive loss to recently. A summer tourist camo in I niliar verses were written by John «camn to look up the record of the ADV ANCE. It is thr only mm-Mne ever «old on the Pociße and reetored to he.lt hy n/or. ’’ cn™ AND OR E GON ,1-,; uPfT»fl°’ un*ble to .(«It n. mny be trrated Cotst that ba* given entire satisfaction. the purchaser, but a condemnation in contact with the projecting screw in I Boulstone, a young man living in the FROM WASHINGTON POINTS TO THE EAST via -A— . b.y corrwondene.. Medicine, .nd the sent of one of the company's cars, j neighborhood, but when a fund was stead of a recommendation, which pre Fr™ slnVsTSJ.Si meilor eipreoe. ConetUUtlo» XTeo. Bend• conta in »ramp.for lie Young Mu i I also deal in Laundry Mtchinsry, Marine Engines St. Paul and Minneapolis. All kinds of Friead or Guide to Wedlock. B . vented sales to others instead of in- , and when he arose to leave ho loft tho being raised for the Old South Church. i seat of his trousers. The demand for Brass Goods. Inspirators. Injectors, Oilers, Reapers. Mowers. Boston, two other verses were added Silencing them.—Store» ami Ifardicare. I rraMcontiaen al U m The BUYERS' GUIDE is damages made tho round of every de and sold with bits of the lamb’s fleece. Chemical Fire Extinguishers, and Engines, Oils, Runn ng Issued March and Sept., partment before it reached the proper , in this way the dittjr rapidly gained Belting, Hose, Wrenches, Etc. a ’ l ’ a each year. It Is an ency. official, when it was indorsed for set i notoriety and spread over the country. DINING CARS clopedla of use'll Infor I < lerk —-“Mr. X., our rival, has cut mation for all who pur THE ONLY DEALER OF A Indy in Greenwood, Mana, gave a cat to prices on coal so an to get some of our tlement. chase the luxuries or the a friend living in Somerville, nine mil.«dis trade, and in now selling twenty-five necessities of life. We •ver the PACIFIC COAST —A retailer in The Shoe and Leather tant. Tlie rat taken at evening, put in a per cent, loss p,.r ton thn„ th(J 1<>( ean clothe you and furnish you with PACIFIC R. R Reporter thus explains a Trick of the box, which wa< placed in a baggy and cov- all the necessary and unnecessary That fillips we quete-’f Coal Merchant-“Has he trade: “I sell a shoe that costs me | ervd with a hor»1 blanket and carnage robe. TO— appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep, I’OCXClL BLUFFS, indeed? Wpll. wB’|| beat him at hii |1 at the original price, and use it as The cat was put in the cellar of its new 81OUX CITY. eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church, ATCHISON. 8T. JOSKI’H. or stay at home, and in various sites, own gamo. Advertise a discount of a ‘leader.’ Then I mark my 11.26 owner, but esraiwal the next day. On the LEAVENWORTH. KANSAS CITY, styles and quantities. Just figure out following <Lay it turned up at the old honx bi T ujngton . 01 INI Y. fifty per cent., and then quietly see shoes at 11.50, the whst Is required to do all thesi things at |2.®, the I HICAGO, «T. LOUIS, that eighteen hundred weight conati- C0MF0RT1SLL and you can make a fair And all point a throughout the East and South 25 at ft and the $2 60 goods al $5. estimate of the value of the BUYERS’ east, via St, Paul an<i Minneapolis. lutes a ton on this wharf for the pre.*- See? A customer wants to look at my —It i» stated that two-thirds of the CAR LOADS. OUIDB, which will be sent upon ent."—Motion Rudgel. THE ONLY LINK BUXXEIO receipt of 10 cents to pay postage, low-priced grades; I show tbenx and wood, used in paper-making is waste, MONTGOMERY WARD A CO. — “Still lying in* ^11» grave” Is an bring out all my principal lines. though experiments indicate that this Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars Miohion ▲▼•nue, Chicago, ni ■ •an be profitably concerted into fer ENTIRE LENGTH OF ROAD Eastern paper’s reply to the request: Likely as not persuade him or her to All sizes in stock from <° j tilizers. And hauled on regular E*p esa Train« over the pay 13 and this secures me a fair pounds to l.SO. “Please inform an archaeeologist where —. - • ^1 — ■ - Entire Length of the Northern profit No. I don't sell many at fl. Send for REDUCED PRICES- Pacifk* ttailruad. —It is related of a Lincoln. Neb., the body of Ananias now is.” A strik* Remember it is s pleasure tx,1?hr<’nT bf instance of the ruling pussion and even if I did. the less economical man that he journeyed to California in A. D. CHART TON. Gen. WeeCy Paaa. Aft.. ¿oorts or answer qurstiom “ buyers make it up to me by givtug me order to see an old enemy executed. Net I Waakiofton i I thl PorUamL Mrtmg la death.— Chicago Herald. oannot call write • haedpopm r rod ton the better shoes.’’ »A- » SALESMEN C ppPRICE^ CREAM I D wights C ow -B rand S oda °"S aleratus . I MEXICAN SALVE PROMOTES DIGESTION ■=i STIMULATES LIVER 1 T ^ remeoy J s pjRIFIES Ferry’s Seeds W BLOOP I )LJ 1 regulate ^ IfOWELsI Brilliant Durable Economical WELL DRILLS Dii.SPINNEYi Northern Pacific JbeOiily p 215 Í&. c E|Meals75c O PRICES GREATLY RED» I 9