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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 9, 1888)
>. > PUNGENT j PARAGRAPHS. Thou who woul.lst give, give ,he —It was not Goethe who said that grave thy loved one call receive no kiudiie»». THE TIUMEN PRISON. you can always tell the man who has —A law prohibiting tho distillation —Six or eight tons of cast iron can I’m weary („’“my gone to grass by his seedy appearance. “ “I'm weary of of II II . . lug," lug," “>oa"‘‘d be made into steel in twenty minutes of liquor |/oes ngaln- t the grain in tho Description of a Forwarding' Station for Goethe was a brilliant philosopher, ••For I’m fairly worn out with the ache lu my Siberian Exiles. I WesL — N. O. Picayune. I btwk; . . by one operation. My nerves are a chain Tho Tiumen prison was originally but there was some things he forgot to —Mr. Softloigh—"What, In your Or weakness and pain. .. . „ —The woman who can control her aav until it was too late. — *" Ami mv poor head i«»‘hl»g a; Hit would crack. own tongue is greater than ho who 1 opinion. Is the limit to love?” Mr. built to hold 500 prisoners, but was ••Now don’t be discouraged," cried good Mr«. subsequently enlarged by means of de ruleth a city. She is also scarcer.— N. Hardy—“Matrimony."— Life. WHICH WAS IT? K ICON OK 8HAKKS- ‘■It Uuever so dark but there’» promise of light; —First Lady—“Has your husband I tached barracks so that it oould accom PEA KE. 1' Star. 1 can ti ll you, iu brief, The authorship of the dramatic production« modate 800. On the day of our visit, quit smoking yet? ” Second Lady (just What will give you relief— —It hjjs been estimated that after a attributed to the last of the above named 1« agi Pierce’» Favorite Preacriptlou will soon »et you i lapse of ten million years the sun can returned from tho far West)—“Well, as we were informed by a small black tatiug literary circle« to the very centre, but uf- It’s^the only remedy for women’» peculiar fects the practical masses far les« than the mo not give out sufficient heat to support . he ought to by this time; ho has been board hanging beside the office door, it mentous (lUeMtion, how to regain or preserve w.’ ne.se« an'l ailment«, .old by druggi-t. un dead six months." contained 1,741. As we approached tho health, that essential of bodily ami mental ac der....... «itlve guarantee from the "'»''“J“' "r; life on earth. business success ami the “pursuit of hap- er», ¡..nt It will give »»««faction lu every • a»< —Professional gamblers have n great entrance we were stopped by an armed I tivity, —The fabric known as Chinese grass pines«." We can throw far more light on this or in. •;.•>• will be refunded. See guarantee on many superstitions. One of the most sentry, who, upon being informed that latter subjw-t than the most urofouud Shakes bottle (.rapper. Large bottles (WO doses) |1. fix cloth is made from the fiber of nettles. i>earian can on the question first propounded. _________ The cloth is peculiarly glossy and trans practical is that if they deal the cards we desired admittance, shouted through If tile system 1« depleted, the nerves shaky; if for P>. indigestion or constipation bothers one at times, parent, and as belting Tor machinery themselves they have a much better i a square port-hole in the heavy gate, or A piano factory 1» being erected at Atlanta, constantly; if the skin is yellow, and the chance to win.— Somerville Journal. “Star-she-e-e!" (tho usual call for the tongue furred as in biliousness; if there are Ga. has double the strength of leather. premonitory twinges of oncoming rheumatism —"What was-tho text this morning, | officer of the day). A corporal or ser or —Two substitutes for the high priced neuralgia; if the kidneys are inactive—use IF SUFFERERS FROM CONSrSIl’TION, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, the finest recu|»er- , Scrofula. Bronchitis, and General Del.illty will gum arabic—one from flax-seed and tho John?” inquired a druggist's wife who geant with a saber at his Bide and a nntof an age prolific In beneficial and success tn rteutt’a Kmulnlon of i <><1 Liver oil with Colt ’ s revolver in a holster on his hip, other from starch —aro expected to had been unable to attend church. "To ful remedies. Remember, if malaria threatens I Hypophosphite«, they will flud l,'im!‘4 aflllcts, that it neutralises the poison and lief anil perminate benefit. The Medical 1 ro- serve all purposes for which the genu err is human,” replied the arsenic ex answered the summons, carried our or fesslon universally declare It a remedy of th; port; “and it was a mighty sensible ser note to tho warden, and in a moment fortifies the system ine gum is used. greatest value and very palatable. Head } we wore admitted to the prison yard. At the International Exhibition at Brussels, have used Scott’s Emulsion In »evcral cases of —Without taking into account tho mon.”—W. K Sun. the Westinghouse air brake received the highest Scrofula and Debility n Children ■ « ‘ »ult» Fifty or sixty oxiles and convicts were —Time was when the college profes small varlaticr.s due to refraction, eta., moat gratifying. My little patient» take Itw h prize. _________ pleasure.’’—W \ ;ili 11.1 the days and nights are always of equal sors used to box the ears of refractory walking aimlessly buck and forth in <'eu*ha and lloarseneN«.- The irritation front of tho main prison building, or freshmen. They would have to take a length at all points on tho equator, which Induces coughing, immediately relieved by use of "Brown's Bronchial Troches." Sold without regard to the position of tho four years’ course in sparring before sitting idly ingroups here and thereon only in boxes. they could do it now.— Burlington Free the ground. They were all dressed ecliptic. from heud to foot in a costumo of gray, Give not reins to your inflamed passions: take Press. —Steel is iron with from ono-half to time and a little delay. Impetuousity manage« two per cent of carbon. It was former —President—“Yes, Mr. Snapper, the consisting of a visorless Scotch cap, a all things badly. ly preparod by heating wrought iron faculty have decided that you have shirt and trousers of course homespun WHAT THEY AKE GOOD FOR. with carbon till it took up the proper broken the rules, and there is no courso linen, and a long gray overcoat with B randreth ’ s P ills are the beet medi quantity. It is now madeon a large scale for us but to suspend you." Student— ono or two diamond-shaped patches of by the Bossomor process of burning “H'm; how about suspending tho black or yellow cloth sewn upon the cine known. First- They are purely vegetable, in fact back betweon the shoulders. Nearly out the carbon and silicon of cast-iron rules.”— New Haven News. a medicated food. all of them wore leg-fetters, and the air by forcing a blast of air through the —Miss Pounder (who has been having Second— The same dose always produces was tilled with a peculiar clinking of molten metal. a wrestling match with tho keyboard of chains which suggested the continuous the same effect,—other purgatives require —Additional experiments have been the piano)—“Havo you a sensitive mu increased doses and finally cease acting. jingling of innumerable bunches of Third They purify the blood. made, and with good success, with the sical ear, Mr. Tympanum?” Mr. T. keys. Fourth— They invigorate the digestion new French method of coating pipes (more candid than polite)—“Yes, I am The first “kamera” or cell that we and cleanse tbe stomach and bowels. with cork. A layer of cork is first em sorry to say I have.”— Boston Budget. Fifth— They stimulate the liver and entered was situated in a one-story log carry off vitiated bile and other depraved ployed, asbestos coming next, and —A physician has discovered that finally another layer of cork. The tem the older a man grows the smaller his barrack standing against the wall on secretions. The first two or three doses tell the perature inside the pipes was some brain becomes. This explains why the tho left of the gato, and built evidently story. The skin becomes clear, the eye 400° Cent., and after 360 hours the young men know every thing and the to receive the overflow from the bright; the mind active; digestion is re temperature of the outer surface of the old men know nothing.— The Sturdy crowded main building. The room stored; costiveness cured; the animal was about 35 feet in length by 25 in vigor is recruited and all decay arrested. coating was found to havo only risen to Oak. width and 12 feet high; its walls of 85 0. There are 180,000 liquor saloons in England, —A Colorado judge has decidod that —Dr. Julius Pohlman thinks the a man is in duty bound to tell his wife hewn logs woro covered with dirty 20,000 of which are in London. whitewash; its rough plank floor was reason why our teeth decay so fast is where he spends his evenings when T ry O ekm ka for breakfast. because we do not use them enough, away from homo. It would save many black with dried mudund hard-trodden filth; and it was lighted with three and, like other organs that uro not ex a man trouble if he would do just that Us superior excellence proven in millions of homes for grated windows looking out into the ercised, they tend to atrophy. Our without any order of the court. more than a quarter of a century. It is used by the prison yard. Down the center of tho United States Government. Endorsed by the heads’ of teeth become weak becauso unused to the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest and most —Seaside hotel proprietor (to sea- Skiq&Scalp Healthful. Dr. Price s Cream Baking Powder does not hard work. Tho author warns mothors serpent in search of an engagement)— room, and occupying about half its contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Sold only in canB. width, ran the sleeping-bench — a and nurses not to give children soft “No, I don’t think I shall have any use PRICE BAKING POWDER CO. F^ estof ^ eo NSW YORK. OHIOAOO. ST. LOUIS. food if they would have them have for you this season; I’ve got the promise wooden platform 12 foot wide and 30 iiFTHE SELECTION OF foot long, supported, at a height of 2 good teeth; in other words, make them of a society actress, two bogus lords, a CUTicUq^ feet from tho floor, by stout posts. eat their crusts. political convention, and a scandal in Each longitudinal half of this low f\^v\çdiçs. —A French experimenter, utilizing high life, and my bill of attractions is For Pastor, Parent, Teacher, Child, or platform sloped a little, roof-wise, from Friend,both elegance and usefulness will be fo'und tho power generated simply by the about full.”— Life. othing 3 IS KNOWN TO SCIENCE AT combined in a copy of Webster’s Unabridged. tbe center, so that when tho prisoners heat of the sun, has succeeded In rais comp, parable ____________ to the _______ C utioura ,______________ R emedies —“Do you know if Brown is a man slept upon it in two closely packed in all IN w their marvellous properties of cleansing, ing 2,500 quarts of water in an hour of ability, Dumley?” “I don’t know purifying and beautifying the skin and in VARIOUS UNABfUOCr from a depth of twenty feet. Extrava any thing about Brown, or his ability transverse rows, their heads in the curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, scaly and sTrltS diseases of the skin, scalp and blood, 0CTIML gant hopes have been entertained that I either, and don't want to know. He middle were a few inches highor than pimply with loss of hair. in the future tho energy from this refused to lend mo twenty-five dollars thoir feet at the edges. These sleep C uticura , the great S kin C uiik , and C uti - cura > oap an exquisite Skin Beautifler, pre source may bo bo brought under con six months ago, and I haven’t noticed ing platforms aro known as “nares,” pared from it, externally, and C uticura R e trol that many of the present methods him since.” “Ho seems to be a man of and a Siberian prison contains no othor solvent . the new Blood Purifier, internally, Besides many other valuable features, it contains cure every form of skin and blood disease, from furniture except a large wooden tub A Dictionary of obtaining power may bo done away financial ability, Dumley.”— The Epoch. to scrofula. of 118,000 Words, 3000 Engravings, for excrement. The prisoners have pimples Sold everywhere. Price: C uticura , 50c.; R e with. —First Tramp—“If I had my way neither pillows, blankets, nor bed- solvent , $1; S oap , 25c. Prepared by the P ot A Gazetteer of the World —A recent writer makes a strong I’d havo 365 national holidays in this ter D rug and C hemical C o ., B oston , M ash . locating and describing 25,000 Places, Send fpr ** How to Cure Skin Diseases.” plea for simplicity in the terminology year.” Second Tramp—“You would, clothing, and must lie on these hard A Biographical Dictionary blat kheads, chapped and oily of scienoo. Tho lata eminent chemist, eh? And then there would bo one plank nares, with no covering but their <ar Pimples, skin prevented by ( < 11< i r \ S oap . vn cf nearly 10,000 Noted Persons, M. Mutnas, is roported to have said working day in every four years. O, overcoats. As we entered the cell, the Dull Aches, Pains and Weaknesses in A Dictionary of Fiction convicts, with a sudden jingling of stantly relieved by the C uticura A nti that tho complexity and unoouthness of you are a nice one, you are! You found only in Webster, R ai n P laster , the only pain-killing plaster. 25c. modern ohemioal nomenclature wore would mnke a galley slave of tho poor chains, sprang to their feet, and Htood AH in One Book. silently in a dense throng around the something gigantic, and that ho found 3000 more Words anil nearly 2000 more Illus laboring man, wouldn’t youP”— Texas nares. “Zdrastvuitui rebiata!” [“How trations than any other American Dictionary. ft impossible! to koop pace with all tho Siftings. Sold by al! Booksellers. Pamphlet free. do you do, boys! ” ] said the warden. now theories and verbal alterations G./ €. MERRIAM 4 CO.. Puh’rs.Sprinefield.M— —“Why can not women make good “Zdravie zholaicm vaslia vwisoki blag- that wore flooding his favorite science. Big g nas given anirgp- lawyersP" asks an exchange. Wo arodio” [“Wo wish you hoalth, your —An interesting development in never gave the subject much thought, sal satisfaction In the high nobility’’], shouted a hundred cure of Gonorrhoea and photography is in tho use of clockwork but wo suppose it is becauso they can’t voices in a hoarse chorus. “The Gleet. I prescribe Hand in printing from negatives. By this sit on tho small of their bucks, pile feel safe In recommend» prison, ” said the warden, “ is terribly means a continuous web of sensitized their feet on a table, spit half way Ing it to all sufferer«, over-crowded. This coll, for example, paper is drawn at suitable intervals across a room in a box full of sawdust, A. J. 8T0NEB, M is only 35 feet long by 25 wide, and has Decatur, III« under a negative exposed to a source and charge $15 a minute for it. There air space for 35, or at most 40 men. PRICE SI.00. a of light. After printing' the paper is may be some minor reasons, in addi I Bold by Druggist«, ' Hew many men slept here last night? ” drawn, still by the mechanism, through tion, but thoso appear to us to bo tho ------ AND------ ------ANII “washer," “toner” and “fixer” succes principal obstacles In the way of her he inquired, turning to the prisoners. “A hundred and sixty, your high Iodide oi' PotasH. sively; and appears finally as a series success nt tho bar.— Burdette. nobility, ” shouted half a dozen hoarse It cures R heumatism , N kuraloia , Bolls, Pimples. of finished pictures ready for mount Scrofula, Gout, Catarrh. Tumors, Salt Rheum, and voices— George Kennan, in Century. ing, and all alike in exposure, color Mercurial pains. It Purifies the Blood, Restored the UNPROFITABLE WORK. Liver and Kidneys to healthy action, and makes the Dr SnilinPV & Cn r ISSFiratStCallor and tono. ur. opiimuy a vU.Portlandt OrBddr0iJtJ Complexion Bright and Clear. Some Triplet Maxims. SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY. Term» have been iirrauged for a railroad in Slain from Bangkok to Ziniine. CAN k M kN SWAI.I.O'V A CANON-BALL Well, “that depend. " He can If hl; throat I. large enough and the eanon-ba 1 not too large. The qu.-rilon really seeiuH worthy of »ome eon »lderatlonln view of the »Ire of <<>mo of the pill» that are prescribed for »ullerlng humanity, khv not throw them “to the dog;, and tak. 1 r. Pierce’» Pleasant Purgative PoUets.’ Small, »ugar-eoated, purely vegetable, perfectly barm- less, iu glass, and always fresh. 4 TRADE à r THE GREATREMEDY Fofip^, Cures Bheamatlsm, N«utH1.. lea. Lumbago, Uaekarhe h *“•<• Toothache, Sore Thro».' « a'k«. rroetbltes. Sprain», ’“"•n, Burns and Scald«. »’ An electric railway Is in operation at Carbon dale, Fenn. _ _______ __ __________ DON’T YOU KNOW that you cannot ait'ord to neglect that eatarih. don’t you know that it may lead to consump tion, to insanity, to ileathf Doti t you know that it can be easily cured?. Don I you know that While the thousand ami one nostrums you hive tried have utterly failed that Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy is a certain cure.1 It Ims stood the test of vears, and there art» hun»ircds of thousands of grateful men and women in all part« of the country who can testify to its eiu- cacy. Ail druggists. Boston is to have a zoological garden ti-l miriiiin. Sold by Pmggute andp^., THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO Diamond Vera-(2 FOR DY3PEPS|A''Uta A fotmvi cum ros uroutX r.’ Stud. YeurJ>rwig ar *!" v ** ‘a gortl’? MKf bymuA on rrrefpf rtomp». Smpl, •emZnr^^ and . UOLIHtN OFI’ORTt NITV. lire -A ■Eureka” Fuiuitalu 1‘enonly »1.00 pust-imlil. 1* AililreBH. E.l . SHAW key , Phillipsburg, kau. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO _______ rr-prl.to,» U4 WELL DRILLS ; - DRAIN TÍLE.PiPí FOR EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial ! 0?PRICt§ CREAM A CHOICE GIFT *P •. SI EINWAY. PfUll0*;» üuhiÎ!ïi<.RÎ"ut stock of Bboct Music ard li.»«« n nd. „ , " Kamern Prtoec MAlTHIAft GRAT Investment small, profits large. 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Is the only Private Dis Three things to cherish—virtue, pensary in Portland or on the Northwest Coast- goodness and wisdom. where patients areeuccess, THE CREAT HEALER. fully treated o.allNERV- Three things to do—think, live and Cure« Cuts, Sore», Salt Rheum, Boil» OUR, CHRONIC AND act.— Farm, Field and Stockman. rnrVATE DI8F ARES in Pimple». Felon». Skin Direaws, »nd al young sir ohi, «Ingle or ailments for which a salve is suitable. Foi . marrfea, snen ac taking out »orensss and healing ft acts —Culture ts spreading. The other LOST MANHOOD, like magic. 25 cents a box, at all druggists. Jfervoua debility, seminal day a young lady of Texarkana. Tex., losses, faiti ig memory, Al A kl O0I rtt Premiums. 25,000 In use, bought herself half a dozen big trunks syphilitic oruptlonn, effects PI M lai Ik 20 >'ear’ Established. New of mercury kidney and I mil Ws patented Steel Tuning De. full of finery, had them shipped to her bladder troubles, gonor- vice, in use in no other Piano, by which our Pianos rhea, gleet etricture, etc. »tend In tune 20 year», food tor loo ; not affected address at a leading girl’s college up COWftWLTATlOX FKFft. by climate. No wood to split, break, »well, shrink, North, and sent the bills to her fond crack, deray, or wear out; we guarantee It. Ele father, who is a man of worth and sub gant Rosewood Cases, 3 strings, doulile repeating «nest ivory key»; the Famous ANT1SELL A WALKINC ADVERTISEMENT. action; stance, along with a telegram that she Call er write for Catalogue, tree. T. M. ANTIS ELI herself had taken the train for school, I’lANOCO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellow»’Hall, Mar ket and Seventh Streets, San Francisco. .L. or as she was “bound to have a fine edu CAROLINA cation." S COT C. H. STREET & CO., ¿TOBACCO —Another 1804 dollar, and evidently tho ono whose whereabouts so long Successors to tho IMMIGRATION ASSOCIA TION OF CALIFORNIA, puzzled numismatics, has been heard from. Tho coin is in the possession of 415 Montgomery St., S. F., Cal. a Pawtucket, IL I., woman, who was given it by her father in 1820 on her , »rc offering the following in 20. 40, 80 oi eighteenth birthday. Ho received tho 160 acre Farms: „ - ACRES dollar as part payment for services in Koaentlinl < olany.Tebima Colony. U.OOi tho war of 1812, and in presenting it xlontc 4 lata Sluula ’• 1.50« ih nesla j to the piosent owner instructed her i"' hc 1 r M " ” " <LO«ta never to part with it. MhinSlrlown •• •• Wo may talk about the hardships of American literature (having assumed, If possible, parents, teach your chil for tho sake of urgument, that such a dren to do work suitable and proper thing oxlsts), but what would be the for their ago. If a mistake is made, state of that alleged literature if there do not reprove them sternly. Kindly had been no American magazines? point it out, if unnoticed, and allow Suppose I, as an American author, them to undo or correct it, if it is in write a novol, and arrange with a pub their power. Mothers are often so lisher to bring it out at tho price of $1 hurried and worried with work and the a volume, or 60 cents paper. If ho care of children, that they fool or think has confidence In the book, the first they havo no time to teach them to edition will be 1,000 copies; my sharo cut out simple articles, or to do sew of the proceeds on tho ordinary 10 per ing, knitting, etc. Tho oldest daughter cent basis is $100, payable at tho end is usually taught those useful arts us of the year. If I live by my pen I early us her sixth year. There seems to must subsist during that year on noth bo time to instruct her, ns tho wants of ing at all, and when I get my $1001 those younger do not yot need atten must pay out of it my debts for that tion in thnt way. Tho oldest son, too, last year, and probably my present is eurly called to help about work. funeral expenses, for who can live on Younger sisters wait on tho little 35 cents a day, even if ho were not ones, and often spend the rent of obliged to starve to death before he tholr time in play. Rocreation in not'os- could enter upon the enjoyment of that sary. but if kept up too long, fatigue princely income? But let us be ex is tho result Boys and girls, whoso travagant and utopian—let us say that homo is on a farm havo peculiar ad my edition is 5,000 copies, instead of vantages for learning to do work suited 1,000. In that case—which perhaps to their capacity. Tho well-kept dis occurs as often as once in a thousand trict schools of tho country aro pleas times -my reward amounts to the sum ant places in which to gain knowledge. of no less than $500 assuming, of Tho long walks to and from school, course, what is never tho fact, that all with fields of grain and orchards bor the copies sold aro in tho dollar cloth dering on the road, have charms for form, and none in tho 50 cents paper. healthy, happy children. After sup Five hundred dollars a year for a suc per, when the evening work is done, cessful novel! How many of our the lamps aro lighted, and lessons authors make twice that? How many studied. Reading and play havo a ton times as much? How many twenty sharo of their attention also. With times as much? I will engage to all those, time can bo takon for need entertain at dinner, at a round table ful instruction in needlework, etc., for five feet in diameter, all tho American girls. Be determined in this matter, novelists who make more than $1,000 a dear mothors. Soo to it that every year out of tho royalty on any one of piece of work assigned to each is fin their novels, and to give them all they ished by herself, and within a reason want to oat and drink, and three of the able time. Never allow a child to say: best cigars apiece afterwards, and a “<>, it's no matter when 1 finish this," hack to take them home in; and I will or. “Any t’jne Will do.” These are agree to forfeit $1.000 to tho Homo for dangerous expressions for young or old Imbeciles if $25 does not liquidate the to use. as they help to form tho habit bill and leavo enough over to buy a A Port Huron. Mich., woman who of putting off until to-morrow tho work cloth copy of each of the works in la rather restless as to how business question, with tho author's autograph maybe later in the season, has bought of to-day. Strive to inspire your children with on the fly-leaf. One hack would be I her coffin at a quarter-off sale and is •elf-respect by your sensible example sufficient, and would allow of their now overseeing tho construction of putting up their feet on tho seat in her tombstone.________ Every man that smokes a pipe is a walking and adv too, and they will respect front of them. Julian Hawthorne, ui honor you in return.— Hural No remedy for M'xnal debility hiw ever hyn advertiser of the merits of "fiaal of North Caro BeljorTs Magazine. found that txjURlR Dujardin’s Life Ksaence. It lina Plug Cat'' Smoking Tobacco. Yorker. Wliy Children Should Be Made to Do Work Suitable for Their Age. —The destruction of forests has pro oeodod so rapidly in Prussia of lato years that the Government has passed a law protecting timber. 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