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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 2, 1888)
A CLAIM TO HUMAN GRATITUDE. FISHING TACKLE. ’ JJTJACOBS OJ A carrier pigeon message service has been es tablished at Key West for communication with and Where Rods, Hooks, Lines. the adjacent islands in conjunction with the Congressman llourke Coekran'g Sugges Signal Department. Keels and Floats Are Made. tions to Young Men. ¡he grade of American fishing tackle My advice to a young man desiring WHICH WAS IT? BACON OK SHAKES* Minces steadily, and so does the cost I FKA KE. m many cases, but there was little to become a succesaful speaker is never The authorship of the dramatic productions attributed to the last of the above named is agi to talk unless you have something to comment when a well-know politician, literary circles to the very centre, but af- say. Always be careful to acquire tating fiM ’ ts tlie practical masse» far less than the mo •v ho used to angle for minnows in his some information to contribute to the mentous question, how to regain or preserve childhood with u bent pin, sugar cord health, that essential of iMwlily and mental ac ^subject under discussion, and then say tivity, business success and the “pursuit of hai>- aud the branch of u tree, paid $ 180 for ’ We can throw far more light on tills what you have to say In the fewest pos piness.* latter subject than the most profound Shakes a tithing rod the other day that a firm sible words. If a young man follow pearian can on tlie question first propounded. at Sixth and Market streets had made the system is depleted, the nerves shaky: if this rule he may not be a great speaker, If indigestion or constipation bothers one ut times, for him. It was one of the best split but he will become a good speaker and or constantly: if tbe skin is yellow, and tlie bamboo poles that was ever made in furred as in biliousness; if there are a useful one. 1 would advise listening tongue premonitory twinges of oncoming rheumatism this city. to the best speakers, aud better, a care or neuralgia; if the kidneys are inactive—use Few people know the time and trou Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, the finest re< uper- ful study of the speeches of great ora ant of an age prolific in beneficial and success ble it takes to make a good bamboo ful remedies. Remember, if malaria threatens tors, such us Burke. As to training, or atlliets, that it neutralizes the poison and fishing-rod. The bamboo is imported tlie study and practice of elocution are fortifies the system. in big cargoes from Calcutta, India. „ SPEAKING IN PUBLIC. low c. H. STREET Hu... sst^o‘ie JMM a 'UHATI0^ a ^ Charlotte Corday, the sad-faced, Jack ami Jill ea«-h took a pill. . — For IBrui««»» Burns. tenderhearted peasant girl of Nor Old fashion«! kind—full grown. Strong Evldenoe. New Proofs. ♦15 Montgomery St., S. F Jack's went down-but with a Irown- mandy made great history by one des Jill «111 died Crushed. A,hl»nd. A»hl»«4 Co ,WU MayWM. “* iroiuj-cama- ll»r«I»l ’ «»•••” unknown. ........ perate actl Mr JOHN JONBB waa r»u „or by a Smile» will »uperaede many ""¡J,"’“."’, andor doctor' ■ ooro I wood,, two bottloa of M. We art- oirerlna tlie iollowin« i. ». disc«»inhut!* will bv uukuown. when Dr. I u r< < Sickened by the satnrnslia of the Ilk) acre Farm»: ,O1,OW‘»H in # # Jo.oba OU aarod bln aoand and wall, so roton o< Pk.„"«:.t innSative Pellet, entirely »<>,«.«« e. «« Jala WALKBB 4 OO . DnaalaU. French revolution, and moved to dea thev bid fair to <i«>, tlie large and lens «jli< i< nt ItOHentliul < »Ion» .Ti lm,,,» ,, . *<'(u pill of our ton-father». Every day they ««1»> >»'» Family Use. llllopolla. Ill . Moy «« IMS. peration as Robbespierre and Mara' For . aunbor of yoora at Jacoba 011 Loa boo. Monte Vial. •• <»k»,.,^ laurel»! Mo»t jaipular when nm«t lll»abonml. were leading the flower of France to ' Meheaia i wood 1« my lomlly I bollovo It la tba boat ramady tor buna, awalllasa. ««ta. bralaaa aad apr.ljaayo» IjUtheriin the guillotine, she determined that she ( Mli-hm-l Davitt’« woolen company h»» de prupfcTsd. JOBErH nnArlkK. Hli illicit* town clared II dividend of 7 |x-r cent. would put an end to Marat’s bloody , Antler« on lilght Away. St Noaloaaa Wla May M. 'M. - - '?*• I burnad my loft hand badly and It wot ound >11 ram oaite reign. Kern .. <■ ■*<*«* 11 w otiti rUht.waybySt JanobaOU an honest pound , I Marat li.ul demanded two hundred Waukena :: Tu’iieutaOb\jiS l*oiut Krys AT DBUGGIBT8 AND DEALERS. thousand victims for the guillotine! Marin !!"** Do you know that STAR PLUG is the THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Bdltlmors. MA ----- Al.so »»'»a He proposed to kill off the enemies i only first.•* Chewing Tobacco that is always Other lands for general fanning fmh made in 1‘- /* plu s? You save from two to of tbe Revolution to make it jier- ruH Wowi^ Diamond Vera-Cura or atock raising, four ounces on every plug of Tobacco used, »> petual! FOR DYSPEPSIA. i HOME FOB KVKitYHOJiV u. taking only STAR, and you get the best Horrible thought! AND AU. STOMACH TROUBLES BUCH AB: 2Y a Imme on easy l- rins u,,,,/ t Ki. Tobacco made. India.aUon. Bonr Btomavb Heartbnrn. Ranaaa. Old- i-e aimnx your i-resmi reHi.i.-,..“ S'*1"!« No wonder it tired the blood of this I « • • *« * * ♦ • * dlaau Conatliiatlon. FuUnaaa aftar aatln». Food aalary.lO. certainly great advantages, as are also aior more acres of land Blalug In tba M>nU> and dla.gr.aabla UaU aftar aat- The wood has to be well-seasoned, and patriotic peasant maid! Fannie L. Davenport-Price, the actreaa, has out a house, on the inetallmobt ola» oertain trained gestures. Always bear been (ng NcrvouaneM and Lov*8piritS. xrantet a divorce from berbuaband, Edwin Gaining access to hisclosely guarded I for two weeks tho bamboo Is dried by our colonies; we will idaiu u„. .on« o( in mind thut an audience is most inter H. Price.______________________ J. 11. riHK.Asssji-rnml Analytical Al DrwnMt and Dealers or .ent by mail on re- order with fruit trees or ruisin graSiÌ'J1'”’ quarters by a subterfuge, she found I steam. The rod is then split into six eeivt 25 eu. (5 Ooz« SI .00) in «lump«. Aumpid 1'heuilHl. laboratory. 11M First »L. Portland. keep it in good condition until hut > w|'l ested when you appeal to its intelli White Elephant of Siam, Lion of Eng Or. Analyses made of all substances. on receipt oj l-ceni. Stamp. w.th or without Irrigation;these ¿d,»t him in his bath, even then inexorable > lengths and cut into three sections, and Dragon of China, Crow of Switzer or south of Han Franein o. in th.- , .. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. #altlmor». Ml and giving written directions for fur again dried for two weeks. The spliced gence. The great fault of public land, land, Banner of Persia, Creacentof Egypt, terior counties, near or distant iron. M !" town and vary in price. <• H "à-FÌ'¿*1 " ther slaughter! pieces are glued together, and it stays speaking nowadays is an attempt to Double Eagle of Ruaaia, Star of Chili, The lie oratorical. Rhetoric and Imagery CO., Biiceessors to tlie Inuuiirration a W * THE VAN MONCISCAR He asked her the names of the in - in the glue for a month and is then Circle of Japan, llarp of Erin. VUULWE/G/fr tion of < aliforiun. 415 Moidgomerv . J1,"“1« are simply the ornaments of ora To get tlieae buy a box of the genuine PRIVATE DISPENSARY. imical deputies who had taken refuge > wrapped with silk. Setui tor put ti. ul.us an.Muti “'"X PURSL^. I) h . C. M i 'L ankm C llehkated L ivkk tory — argument in its substance. Noe. 133 and 134 Third Street, in Caen. She told him, and he wrote > It is afterward jointed with ferrules. P ills , price 25 cents, and mail us the out Portland, Oregon, WEAK, NERVOUS FFOPLE them down. “That is well! Before a 1 Then it goes through the varnishing If a man has a clear, convinc side wrapper with your addresa, plainly I h t’ o only Private DI«- week is over they shall all be brought - process and receives four coats, each ing argument to present, and pre written, and 4 cents in stamps. We will pensary in Portland or on then mail you the above list with an ele t e N< rthwcHt Coast* to the guillotine.” eoat of varnish being given a week to sents it in an argumentative way. he gant package of oieographic and chro where patients are aucceHH, At these words, Charlotte drew front 1 dry. The pole is afterward given a is always pretty certain of challenging matic cards. fu'.lytreated o ullNERV- Z <>l S, GHROXIC AND her besom the knife, and plunged it ' butt or handle of ash, celluloid or the attention of his audience. Unless a F leming B ros ., P ittsburg , P a . l’l:rVATE DIKFASI H in y >ung «/' ol<L elnb'la or rabla uik I with supernatural force up to the hilt ' pearl, and at the end of about three young man has a cultivated mind he ^effective ■HhICAl. KL kcthi I*'R iimh Mj*’ tnarrieo, aucu up W0KLI). Electric SuNpenHories free wth M„i d !11« Foreign scientists have discovered minute in the heart of Marat. Avoid bogus companies withm»ny aliases3“ J. *£ LOST MANHOOD, months, and when the pole has gone can not become a successful speaker. dismoiids In meteorites found InSUs-riH. less imitations KLKCTU1C TUUHSKH FOR m «■ïma “Come to me my dear friend, come through the hand of six workmen, it He may talk, but the real speaker must fT Nervous debuity, seminal 0.000 eurril Hvnd stamp for illustrute<l iMunnhu?11, WOMEN’S MODESTY. li-HHi M, fai.i uimoly, â’1. .1. ■ .nit au h , Market Ht ms » to me,” < ried Marat, and expired un not use language merely for the sake of is finished. The rod must be pliant as philitlc e: uptionp, efiect = Mole F i oi ». FariIle C’oaat Bisn’i» Many women are prevented by feelings of der the blow. using it. Every unnecessary sentence <f unrcuiy kidney and delicacy from continuing a physician in those b'adder t"on’>'es, gon or j-rLr- *■ < ■ r In the Corcoran gallery at Wash a coach whip, bending from butt to is a blot upon his speech; it mars the disordersarising from functional derangement * rhea, gleet atricture, etc her peculiarly delicate organism, and tlie ington is a famous painting #f Char tip. Many poles are ruined in the proc effect and tries the patience of an audi of most serious results are often caused by this ess of manufacture. The price of lotte, represented as behind the prison neglect. To such persons Dr. Pierce’s Favorite W\ SEWER &' CHIMNEY PIPE split bamboo poles run from $6 to $60, ence. The province of a speech is to Prescription is an especial boon, as it offers a bars the day before her execution. Tbo BUYEBS’ GUIDE is impart information or Ideas on a given sure and safe cure for all those distressing - u V DRAIN TILE, ■ but poles have been known to cost al issued March and Sept., It is a thrilling, sad picture, full of to which women are peculiarly subject, and lead an audience to agree disorders While it saves a modest girl or woman each year. It is an ency p ARCHITECTURALTERRA COTTA Er sorrow for her suflering country, and most $200 whore tho ferrules and witli your conclusions, whether it be a subject. from the embarrassment of a personal eonsulta clopedia of: useful Infor, tJ g/l358-l360 ET ST.S.E //tf/ 1358-1360 MARK MARKET c ; t c r of unconquerable hate for her coun mountings were silver. tion with a physician. “Favorite Prescription” mation for all who pur- The next best rod to the bamboo jury or a mass meeting. Of course if is the only medicine for women’s peculiar weak •MANUFAQTQRY ATJjjÑcÓLÑcÉ try’s enemies. chase the luxuries or the nesses and ailments, sold by druggists, under a you have no information to present This wood, necessities of life. We What a lesson in this tragic story! is made of lance-wood. guarantee from the manufacturers, that your speech will lack interest as well positive can olotbe you and furnish you will give satisfaction in every ease, or money Two hundred, tiny, five hundred thou which is very hoavy, is brought from as substance. Never say any thing for it will BUY with THE BEST. TAKE No CHANcKs be refunded. See guarantee on bottle all the necessary and unnecessary 'The rod sand people would Marat have sacri South America in spars. wra pper. appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep, the mere sake of the sound. Of course maker has the spars sawed up. ficed to his unholy passion of power! eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church, The sales of diamonds in New York are esti THE CREAT HEALER. or stay at home, and in various sizes, Methods are quitoas murderous and Lance-wood must have good season it is advisable to express your thoughts mated to foot up $50,000,000 a year. Cures Cuts, Sores, Salt Rheum, Boil» styles and quantities. Just figure out in the most striking language you can inexorable as men, and they uuniber ing, and frequently half of it is a U h superior excellence proven in millions of homes for Pimples. FeloiiH, Skin Diseases, and all what is required to do all tbesd’things USING THEM FOK EVERYTHING. more than a quarter of a century. It is used by the their victims by the millions. dead loss. When the rod has been command. I would advise tlie' culti ailments for which a salve is suitable. For COMFORTABLY. and you can make a fair United States Government. Endorsed by the heads or Peter MageruH. residing at 2u7 Johnson vation of extemporaneous speaking as estimate of the value of the BUYEBS ’ the Great UnivbrsitieH as the Strongest, Purest and most taking .mt soreness and healing it acta The page of history is full of mur trimmed and turned by machinery, it Healthful. Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder does uot GUIDE, which will be sent upon like magic. 25 cents als.x, at all druggUts ders by authority mid by mistaken I h sund-papored and cut into three or much us possible, if a man is natural Avenue, Brooklyn, E D., N. Y„ says: contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Sold only in cans. receipt of 10 cents to pay postage, During the last eighteen years I have PRICE BAKING POWDER CO. ideas! In tho practice of medicine four sections and jointed; then it is and says what he feels without attempt NEW YORK. CHICAGO. ST. LOUIS. MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. ARENTS» V anted in each county agk t HULll I J. tor % the alone flow many hundreds of millions ferruled, wrapped with silk or linen ing to be one of the great orators of tho been using over fifty A llcock ’ s P i . astehs 111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Ill two best campaign books in tbe market Harrison and have been allowed to die and as many thread, and varnished three times. world, he will always be an attractive a year in my family. I have found them A WALKINC ADVERTISEMENT. Morton, and Cleveland and Thurman. For terms and more killed by unjustifiable bigotry The lance-wood rods cost from four speaker and a useful one. As to after a most perfect external remedy. They Rather than the Cheapet1 territory address F PERSON, room 77, Flood Build ing, corner Fourth and Market streets have repeatedly cured me of rheumatism, PORTLAND BUSINESS dinner speaking, it is the most difficult and by bungling! to ten dollars. The cheap rods are to whicn 1 am subject every winter. They COLLEGE. But the age is bettering. Men and mado of ash and other common woods, of all unless you have some toast that have cured me of pains in the sides and C To >8 a Day. Samples worth $1.50, FREE. "I Lines not under the horses feet. Write Bin. methods are improving. A few yeais with three joints, brass ferrules, and involves some definite subject. For my back three times. My wife, children and PeneuC equipnieiif, uiv.ou^h instruction, estab W^ ktkr ' h S afrty RFlNlIOLDKRCo’lIollv .Mich. mother-in-'aw tell me A i . i . coi k ’ s P i . as ago it was worth one’s professional can be bought as low as one dollar part I think the ordinary after-dinner ters are the best remedy ever made, so lished reput i!ion,growing popui.Mity. Business. Shorthand, Common School and Pcnminship Depart life to advise or permit the use of a a dozen. speech is a poor imitation of the end agreeable, so certain. I know they have ments. Students admitted at any time. ( dia proprietary medicine. To-day there cured my wife of pains in the back and a man ’ s part at the minstrels. But when logue and specimens of penmanship sent free. Almost all the hooks used in this J. A. WKSt baSFc’y. A. P. VIMM ROMD Prin severe cough. My mother in-law has been are not two physicians in any town in country come from England, although after-dinner speaking is part of a dis cured of a most severe cold, which threat- this country who do not regularly pre cussion of an important subject, then it to turn into pneumonia, by A llcock ’ s scribe some form of proprietary a factory at New Haven, Conn., is may become very valuable. But of P lasters . P eter M auerus . turning out a big amount of hooks. remedy! those made to amuse, I think the min With Headache, Neuralgia, Rh< umatlsm Dyspep But they can not compare with the H. H. Warner, famed all over the cholera has broken out in Khartoum. strel show the better of the two.— IK. sia, Biliousness, Blood Humors, Kidney Disease, English hooks. That the English world as the discoverer of Warner’s Constipation, Female Troubles, Fever and Ague, llourke Cochran, in Des Moines llegisler. SYMPTOMS OP CATARRH. safe cine, began hunting up the old fish hook is the best is due to the Sleeplessness, Partial Paralysis, or Nervous ITos- Dull, heavy headache, obstruction of the nasal finely-tempered steel from which it is tration, use Paine’s Celery Compound and be remedies of the Log Cabin days; af passages, discharges falling from the head into SLANG LANGUAGE. th rout, sometimes profuse, watery, and acrid, cured. In each of these the cause is mental or ter long and patient research he suc made. The English hook won’t snap The Evolution of Coarse Tramp and the at others, thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent, physical overwork, anxiety, exposure or malaria, ceeded in securing sonic of the most off like the American hooks. There Gypsy Vernacular. bloody and putrid: the eyes are weak, watery the effect of which is to weaken the nervous sys inflamed; there is ringing in the ears, deaf valuable, among family records, aud is no steel equal to it made in this Of late years literature and society and ness, hacking or coughing to clear the throat, tem, resulting in one of these diseases. Remove called them Warner’s Loa Cabin rem country, and it costs too much to im have shown an unmistakable tendency expectoration of offensive matter, together with the cause with that great Nerve Tonic, and the from ulcers; the voice is changed and lias edies—the simple preparation# of roots, port file English steel and make the to disinter from tho unllterary depths of scabs result will disappear. a nasal twang: the breath is offensive; smell and leaves, balsams mid herbs which hooks here for the American market. the still current speech of the very low taste are impaired: there is a sensation of dizzi Every man that smokes a pipe is a walking All the English hooks aro made in est classes of the people many hundreds ness, with mental depression, a hacking cough were the successful standbys of our ami general debility, if yon have all, or any advertiser of the morits of “Seal of North Caro grand mothers. These simple, old- Red-ditch, a dirty-looking little town of words that are not to be found In the considerable number of these symptoms, you arc Warranted to color mor© goods than anyothet J as . L. B owen , Springfield, Mass., writes :— from Nasal Catarrh. The more com lina Plug Cut’’ Smoking Tobacco. “ Paine’s Celery ( oinpound cannot he excelled ns - dyes ever made, and to give more brilliant and fashioned sarsaparilla, hops and in Worcestershire, just over the coun dictionaries. These words, or most of suffering plicated your disease has become, the greater a Nerve 'Ionic. In my case a single bottle durable colors. Ask for tlie Diamond, and take The “ Seal ” is pronounced by all smokers the buchu, cough mid consumption and ty border from Birmingham. There them, were formerly known as “cant,” tlie number and diversity of symptoms. wrought a great change M v nerv-nisnesa entirely no oilier. of cases annually, without manifest best Tobacco ever sold on the Pacific Coast. disappeared, and with it the resulting affection FOR other remedies have struck a popular is no hotel in the town, which is al “flash," “pedlars,’, “Greek," “jargon," Thousands ing half of the above symptoms, result in con of the stomach, heart and liver, and the whole /I Press Dyed chord mid are in extraordinary de most hidden in day by the smoko “gibberish,” but are now included un sumption, and end in the grave. No disease is tone of the system was wondertuilv invigorated. A Coat Coloied so common, more deceptive and dangerous, or 1 tell my friends, if Bick as I have been, Fuine’s mand all over the land. They are not from tho seven fish-hook factories of WHY YOU SHOULD USE der tho generic name of "'jliuig." But less understood, or more unsuccessfully treated, Celery Compound Garments Renewed j CENTS. the untried mid imaginary remedies of tho place. Over nine hundred people by physicians. Five hundred dollars "reward is by the manufacturers of Dr. Sage’s Ca some dabster chemist intent on milk of little Red-ditch are every day kept j the slang of our times is by no means offered A Child can use them! tarrh Remedy, for a case of catarrh they cannot «Sold by druggists. 81 ; six for 85. iTepared onlv ing money, but the long-sought prin busy making fish hooks and needles. confined to these anachronisms and in- cure. Remedy sold by druggists, at only 50 Unequalled for all Fancy and Art Work. by W elds , R ichardson «i Co., Burlington, Vt. ciples of the healing art which for The finely-tempered steel is run out | elude many legitimate meanings and cents. At druggists and Merchants. Dye Book free. For the fiqad, Nervous, Debilitated. WFHS. nirtJAp^HM p cn.. Pf^q„ Brrllngtoii. Vt generations kept our ancestors in per into long wire. Different machinery I used by a sense sometimes ludicrous The telegraphers throughout Eranee are on a 01 CCD LIVER OIL WITH fect health, put forth for the gooil of cuts and turns the wire into fish and always offensive to a refinedear strike for better pay. Business is seriously HYPOPHOSPHITES. as the hampered. humanity by one who is known all hooks of all sizes, and one thousand and correct taste; such -------- 11 It is Palatable as Milk. over the world as a philmithropisl — i hooks are turned out every working i substitution of “dreadfully," “aw For Bronchial and Asthmatic Com fully,” and other expletives of plaints, and ('oughs and Colds, •‘/frown’s Bron It is three times as efficacious lover of his f-.-llow man,—whose name hour. a? To House keepers and Troches" manifest remarkable curative four teaspoon fills of the OCR TRADE MARK I similarly “forcible feebleness," for the chial Farmers. —It is impor is a guarantee of the highest stand properties. best Baking Powder,sav plain Cod Liver Oil. Limerick hooks used to be popular ' good old word “very;" as in such coin- tant that the Soda or ing twenty times its ard of excellence. Baleratus you use should T ry O kumka for breakfast. cost, besides being with fishermen, but the old town on It is far superior to all other SO* i mon phrases as an “ awfully pretty The preparations are of decided and be White and Pure same much healthier, because Ireland's west const is now making but aa all similar substance« it does not con tain any girl,” an “awfully funny joke," a known influence over disease, and ns called Emulsions. used for food. To insure ODD WEDDING RINGS. injurious s’ubflUnces, in the hands of our grand mothers t hey few fish-hooks for the world. The . “dreadfully fine woman,” a “scream obtaining only the “ Arm such as alum, terraalba It is a perfect Emulsion, does not & Hammer” brand Soda etc., of which many Bak raised up the sick, cured the lame, and price of some fish-hooks is but twenty- ing farce,” a “marrow-freezing trage- How the Natives of the Upper Cong^o or Saleratiis, buy it in ing Powders are mads. separate or change. Country Dispose of their Savings. bound up tliv wounds of death, so in live cents per thousand, while twonty- dy”~ nil of which expressions are ••pound or half pound’* Dairymen and Farmers five dollars has been paid for a thou Cartoons, which bear our Lieutenant von Francois, the African should use only the* ’Arm It is wonderful as a floch producer. their new form but olden power as slang of tho worst kind. “Slang” that name and trade-mark, as & Hammer” brand for Log Cabin remedies, they are sure to sand superb English hooks. was formerly confined to tramps, beg explorer, has recently described a It is the best remedy for Consump inferior goods are seme- cleaning and keep ins The manufacture of fishing lines is gars, gypsies and thieves, and in a strange custom among the Bayanzl, ttmessubstituted fJsthe Milk Pans Bwoet and prove the "healing of the nations.” ••Arm A: Hammer” brand tion, Scrofula, Bronchitis, Wast Clean. Corday did the world an incalculable no small industry In this country. The modified degree and of a somewhat dif- who live for many miles along tho Up when bought in bulk. C auttow . Bee that Parties using Baking ing Diseases, Chronic Cough and service in ridding France of the best line is made of silk, oil and fererent origin and species, to trade and per Congo. The custom would seem every pound package of Powder should remem wrapped linen Uno come next, and ••Arm and Hammer bigoted mid murderous Marat, just as Colds. ber that its sole rising professional people, when confidentially to make life a good deal of a Brand” contains full property consists of bi Sold by all DruwNtn. this man is doing humanity a service there are a hundred different grades speaking to one another of the prac burden to their married women. ltt ounces net, and the carbonate of soda. One pound packages pM by re-introducing to the world the of both the silk and linen lines. Many tices and mysteries of their various Brass rods, which are the fa The OLDEST MEDICINE in the W0RLDTJ teaspoonful of the -Arm 12 ouners net. Soda or Il Hammer” brand of simpler and better methods of our of the reels are costly, but a reel can callings, has in our day and more vorite currency in the country, are Balerktus same as speci Boda or Saleratus mixed Is Probably Dr. Isaac Thompson's |J ancestors. bo bought for any price between twen especially within tlie last half century welded into great rings around tho fied on each package. < with sour milk equals ELEBRATED EYE WAT e R ty-five cents and fifty dollars. —invaded the educated and semi-edu necks of the wives. Many of these Packed in Card Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft. All the silk-worm gut used in mak cated classes in England. America rings worn by the women whose hus Tills article Is a carefully prepared physician’s pre- - The Scotchman lias long been ing leaders is imported from Sweden, scnption, and has been in constant use for nearly a ami France, and all free countries, al bands are well-to-do weigh as much as ojmtury, and notwithstanding the many other prepara noted for tils fondness for vowels, n tions that have been introduced into the market, th» peculiarity in language Illustrated by and the cork floats are sent here from though it lias not yet, to any thing like thirty pounds, and this burden must sale of this article is constantly increasing. If the ul the following story : Going by a England. The wooden floats are mado the same extent, permeated tlie liter- be carried around by the poor women •r cti<>as are followed it will never (ail We nerticu lady invite the attention of physicians to its incriU in this country and cost about half as ^DWIGHT’S/ as long as they live. draper's shop a man noticed a coat ernture and conversation of the Euro John L. Thompson. Sons A Co.« TRoY. N. Y. “Frequently,” says Lieutenant von mid asked : "Aw’ oo?” “Aye, aw’ much as cork floats. The United States pean nations other than tlie two ’(H),” replied tho shopkeeper. “Aw’ manufactures all its own fishing flies, named, win-re liberty has more or less Franooia, "one sees a poor woman a'’oo?” was the next question. “Aye, which are made from feathers, silk degenerated into license, both in speech whose neck Is raw and sore under the Z sod X^S. aw’a"oo.” was the reply. In English and wool, and are shaped and hued to and action. Democracy, that is ram heavy weight, and In places the skin THE COW BRAND. the dialogue would have referred sim represent all kindH of flying insects, pant in these three great nations, is is rubbed off by the ring. This Is a — TO MAKE — ply to the fact whether tlio coat was and there aro a dozen other things used the real parent of vulgar slang, as it sure sign that the ring has been re Dr. Spinney & Co.P^‘^X^ threatens to lie of many other anomalies all wool and all one wool, tho answer by anglers that keep many hands busy and abuses, until a time perhaps cently welded around hor neck, for DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD ~ER arc., vVOU8 &•! making. after a time the skin becomes calloused, dency, being "yes" to both questions. due to excesses or abuse, cured. * More fishing tackle is sold in tho rapidly approaching for all three, when and then the strange ornament pro YOUNC MEN ’"«■'Ong from th. effect» —An experienced shoemaker says USE public calamity, in-rplexities, war and rretlon .honld ar.il th.miTv.'S „t Snr treMm<'nL Unitixl States than in any other coun revolution shall turn tlie thoughts and duces no abrasion. But the weight is that blacking greatly aborten# the life try, and Philadelphia ranks with New language of men and women into a an Inconvenience. They never get Urinary and Venereal Diseases all unnatural dis of shoes. As blacking can’t very well York In the making of the Nation’s fish more elevati-d channel than thnt in used to It, and it Is a perpetual tax charges, promptly and safely Cured. be dispensed with, though, he advises rods, lisli linos and fish flies.— Phila which pence, prosperity and concomi upon their energies. In every crowd MIDDLE-ACED MEN?Yh?*>ret’’''" that the shoes, or rather those parts delphia Tunes. absolutely pure . tant luxury and corruption liaveeaused of women may be seen a number who which are polislKsl. be lilierally rubbed cured them to flow.— Blachwood's Magazine. are supporting the ring with their «nd ««ton-.lto hc.Uhy vltfor. ALWAYS UNIFORM ANO FULL WEIGHT. to vl.lt n. m»y be tr..te l with oil. Such treatment, about once at tn.ir hotiu'e. by correepondenrr. He Saw a Quaker. every two weeks, or thereabouts, but —Old lady (on "Germanic” while hands, and thus for a time relieving Free. Bend 4 cents in stamps for The Younr Man # nr. that tliara la . plctnra of a G>w on yonr ]wka«a and yon will bare g ‘ 1 after the blacking has first been "Did you see any quakers in Phila waiting nt Queenstown)—“What are their woary shoulders of the heavy Friend or Guide tu W adlock. « boat HoJa made. THE COW BR.Un>. burden. It may be said that with every •craped off. will, he says, not only delphia?” was asked of a Detroiter we waiting here so long for?" Cour movement of their bodies the rings DW ¡CUT'S make the leather more pliable, mid who lately returned from that city. teous Gentleman—“We are waiting for "Only one that I was sure of.” consequently easier on tho foot, but the mails, madam." Old Lady -“Wait give them discomfort. FOR EVERY PURPOSE. "A ring is never put around a wo materially curtail tho shoemaker’# bill. “Did he ‘thee’and ‘thou’ you?" ing for tlie males, eh! Three hours “He did. Ho got down off his hack they've kept us here waiting for the man’s neck until sho is believed to Sold on Trial ! - A traveler from Iceland asserts LERATUSXJ that the people of that country are so and said: 'If thee don't pay me two males, and tho oflleers grumbled shock have attained her full physical devel opment. Once on it Is no easy matter dollars I ’ ll knock thy blamed head off,' ingly at a poor, unprotected female honest that crime is almost unknown. They never lock their doors, mid but and I paid, although I knew the regu like myself being a few minutes late to get it off. The natives have no such two cases of thieving are known to lar faro was twelve shillings. You at Livorpixil! I declare our sex wiU thing as a file, and though they can hammer a lot of brass rods into one have taken place within many years. don’t want to fool with those Quakers never get their rights.”— Ocean. it is very difficult for them to cut the ' --------— Gue was an Icelander who bail broken any, and don't you forget it!’’— Detroit I —In literature quotation is good thick mass of metal in two. Women i 1’ iwallln« his arm. and whose family in the winter free Press. wan full partieulara. >Un only when the writer whom I follow who increase largely in flesh after the 1 ufactured by were suffering for food. He stole sev W —In giving some hints to writers for goes my way, and. being better mount rings have been fastened on their necks ' GOULDS A AUSTIN, eral sheep and was finally detected. 3 *•’ a - t«s ■«., Me was at once put under medical cure tho press, 7'Ac Writer lays down one ed than I, gives me a cast, as we say; are in danger of strangling to death, CHICACO. ILL, for his injury, provisions were fur rule that will moot with unanimous but if I like the gay oquipage so well and instances of this sort have been l-TAWKEi h Û nished for his family, and in time ho approval among journalists: "Before as to go out of my road. I had better known to occur. afoot — ♦ Emerson. “Yet these women regard the cum * GRUB A STUMP --------------- was given work. This was his punish setting out to roll a manuscript always have irone ---------------- machine ment. The other case was a Gorman commit suicide." • • ♦ ------- —Algernon’|waiting)—"Aw. I say, brous ornament with pride, imagine who stole seventeen sheep. He was in — Isaac Henderson, author of "Aga Bobby, what does you’ah sistah think that it enhances their importance and comfortablecircutnstunces and the theft tha Page," has an ideal home for a of me anyway?" Bobby—"She says beauty, and wear the burden with was malicious. His punishment win to literary man. It is in “The Bolton#," •bethinks you’re just toonice to live— light hearts. Brass is the money of >» sell all his property, restore the value a Ixmdon park, in which no business and"----- “ Algernon (highly elated) the country, and by putting it around JQ their wive# ’ necks the men are pretty “ Yaas!" Bobby — "An ’ she can ’ t see of his thefts and leave the country, or man can buy a Toot of ground. By the be executed. He left at once. terms of the estate no person in a vo why the authorities out of mercy don’t certain that it won’t be stolen or fool ishly expended. But it is an odd and cation which would invite intrusion, have you shot”— Judge. cruel sort of a savings bank.” i —“ Remembor, Bridget" said Miss - ♦ > » ——------ —A n»w rork coroner's physician as a doctor, or dentist, or lawyer, can — Mrs. Celeste H. H. Winslow began or M B rttUB< A •ecure a residence in the park. Clara, "that 1 am out to every body remarks that in his experience he tins op«T»t* it. Ms chat., or r*1# to h«».iu —Uifl Mrs. nentley—"June, where but Mr. Sampson." A little later to write stories #nd poems when nine »T* lh* *UI tor tb. Martina. found that more people die in tho did you hang that new thermometer?" Bridget answered a ring at the door. years of age. Ouatant. fivtM prtaa. tem. u$ tatalmnlata. ite fourth floor of a building than any of I üaaulMrtnrrr», —George W. Childs has an extreme - JA1KS tomi A SOM. Scotch «rovs. Iowa, the others. In the oases of sudden Jane—"Jistoutsidetho winder, mum." "Who was It Bridget?’’ asked Miss deaths he say# that then» m-e more Old Mrs. Bentley—"Well, gracious, Clara. " Young Misther Bcaunecamp. ly rare and valuable collection of man- ................. And did you say that I wan uacripts. One of the most Interesting which take place on the fourth floor in Jane! Being it into the sittin-room at ' mum. ’’ “ one year tn New York than in all othar once, an' close the blinds. D'ye want j out?" 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