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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 26, 1888)
SUCCESS IN LIFE. ‘DOCTORING OLD TIME. A MtriklMK Picture -A Revival Old Time Miinpllrltlea. SEEKING SYMPATHY. of How Oua of the Sweeteat Helitimeuta nf l.lfu I. Fre<|Ueiit ly AbUaetl. In one of Harper's issue« is given a very fine illustration of Roberts’ cele brated painting known as “Doctoring Old Time.” It represents a typical old-timer, with his bellows blowing the dust from an ancient clock, with its cords and weights carefully secured. One of these clocks in this gvtieration is appreciated only as a rare relic. The suggestive name, “Doctoring Old Time,” brings to our mind an other version of the title, used for an other purpose,—“Old Time Doctoring.” We learn, through a reliable source, that one of the enterprising proprie tary medicine firms of the country, has been for years investigating the formulas and medical preparations used in the beginning of this century, and even before, with a view of ascer taining why people in our great grand father«’ rime enjoyed a health and phy- s ol vigor so seldom found in tiie present generation. They now think they have secured the seciet of secrets. They find that the prevailing opinion that then existed, that “Nature has a remedy for every existing disorder,” was true, and acting under this l>e- lief, our grandparents used the com mon herbs and plants. Continual trespass upon the forest domain, lias made these herbs less abundant and has driven them further from civiliza tion, until they have been discarded, as remedial agents because of the dif ficulty of obtaining them. H. H. Warner, proprietor of Warner’s safe cure and founder of the Warner observatory, Rochester, N. Y., has been pressing investigations in this direction, into the annals of old family histories, until he lias secured some^very valuable formulas, from which his firm is now preparing med icines, to be told by all druggists. Tuey will, we learn, be known un der the general title of “Warnei’s Log Cabin remedies.” Among these med icines will be a “saisapariila,” for the blood and liver, the stomach, etc., “Log Cabin cough and consumption remedy,” Log Cabin hair tonic," “Log Cabin extract,” for internal and ex ternal use, and an old valuable discov ery for catarrh, called “Log Cabin rose cream.” Among the list is also a “Log Cabin plaster," and a“LogCabin liver pill.” From the number of remedies, it will be seen that they do not propose to cure all diseases witii one prepara tion, It is believed by many that with these remedies a new era is to dawn upon suffering humanity and that the close_of the nineteenth cen tury will see these rests and herbs, us compounded under the title of Warner’s Log Cabin remedies, as pop ular as they were at the beginning. Although they come in the form of proprietary medicines, yet they will be none the less welcome, for suffering humanity has become tired of mod ern doctoring and the public has great confidence in any remedies put up by the firm of which II. H. Warner is the head. The people have become suspicious of the effects of dis',tori ng with ¡»oisonAus druj s. Few realize the iuiurious effects following the pre scriptions of many modern physicians. These effects of poisonous drugs, al ready prominent, will become mo e pronounced in coming generations. Therefore we can cordially wish the old-fBshicned new remedies the bei t of success. •—Worth creates enemies, but it is above them. —Nover think that you can make yourself groat by making another less. —A “good man gone wrong” is usu ally a bad man found ouL— Buffalo Ex press. —Anger is the mother of cruolty; cruolty 1« tho mother of crime N. O. Picayune. —He who obeyB with modesty ap pears worthy of some day or other be ing nllowod to command. —We ere all creatures of habit, es pecially the girls who are out horse back riding.— Hoeheshr Post. —Some men are born witty. Others have a good memory and some witty friends. — Somerville Journal. —Thcro are many more shining qual ities in tho mind of man, but thoro is none more useful than discretion. Happy is he who has learned to do tho plain duty of the moment quickly end cheerfully, wherever and whatever It may bo. — The more a man follows nature and Is obedient to her laws, tho longer ho will live, the further he deviates from those, the shorter will bo his ex istence. —There are many people in the world who spend the first half of their existence trying to taste all the sweets of life, and the second half in trying to get the taste out of their mouths. —Take the place and attitudo which belong to you, and all men acquiesce. The world mint be just. It leaves every man. with profound unconcern, to set his own rate. Hero or driveller, it med dles not in the matter.— Emerson. —Never did any soul do good, but it tame readier to do the same again, with more enjoyment Never was love or gratitude or bounty practiced, but with increasing joy, which made tho prac- ticer still more in love with the fair act —Shaftesbury. —It is brave work to see men pitch ing and loading hay. We lie down un der the apple trees and exhort them all to diligence. We are surprised at any pauses to wipe the perspiration from their brows. Wo are very cool. We think haying a beautiful sport. We ad mire to see it going on from our win I dow! We resist al) overtures of tho scythe and the fork, for we think one engaged In the midst of it less favora bly situated to make calm and accurate Obser vat ions.— Heer her. —Tho mystery of light is the priv ilege and the prerogative of the pro- foundest things. The shallow things •re capable only of the mysteries of darkness. Nothing is so thin, so light, •o small, that if you cover it with clouds •nd hide it in half-lights, it will not •oom mysterious. But the most gen uine and profoundest things you may bring forth into the fullest light, and let the sunshine bathe them through •nd through. and in them will open **** Dew n‘> *u>riv’1*' Among the desires that sometime« claim satisfaction, without regard to the happiness of others, is that of sym pathy. Now, of all the pleasures or life sympathy would seem to be It one of the sweetest and puqest. unites brethren and friends in the closest bonds; it lifts burdens, soothes sorrow, multiplies joys and promotes human brotherhood. Flowing natur ally from warm and loving hearts into grateful ones, it blesses both giver and receiver. It is the living spark which kindles all sorts of benevolent enter prises, builds hospitals, schools and churches, promotes reforms, draws men away from vice and guides them into paths of virtue and self-respect. Yet this beneficent factor in human life is not unfrequently abused by those who selfishly seek it. Not to mention those who try to awaken it in others for the sake of the material benefit which may come to them, there is a large class of people who crave it for Its own sake as a sort of indulgence, which thoy think they must have at whatever cost to others. They are never content unless some one is con doling with them and pitying them, and the more sympathetic pain they can induce their friends and neighbors to feel the better satisfied they are. So swoet a inorsol do they find this to be that thoy treasure every ailment, so as to recount it; they dwell upon their disappointments, their trials, and their woes, cherishing the memory of them to pour thorn into the ears of every willing listener, and to compel him to feel something of the suffering which they so diffusely por tray as their own. Of course this process leads insonsibly to great exag geration. Such is the action of the mind, that whatevor is dwelt upon ex clusively assumes magnified propor tions; and a slight headache or other physical discomfort, which might be forgotten amid pressing interests, may become almost unbearable when al lowed to occupy all the thoughts. Much more is this tho case with mental anxieties or troubles, and. be they slight or severe, the habit of brooding over them always augments their hard ship. In recounting them to one whose sympathy is hoped for the tendency to further exaggeration 1 b increased, and very often the listener is made to feel a sympathetic pain, which is really far greater than that which has been Inflicted for his benefit. Certainly noth ing could injure tho cause of true sym pathy more than such fraudulent and mean attempts to obtain it. Its power lies in its perfect freedom and in the reality of tho suffering which it seeks to relieve. When it is wasted on sham afflictions or drawn out by selfish angling for it, there will always be a reaction and a hardening of tho lieart. Much sympathy is thus crushed out of existence that would otherwise be per manently active In blessing the world. Those who seek in this way for sympathy in all their real and fancied troubles are adding to tho distress of human life, instead of to its happi ness. When they meet with any good fortune they seldom call upon others to rejoico with them. Their joys they are content to monopolize, but their troubles of every kind they want to share. With one of a genorous and noble spirit it would bo exactly the re verse. He would bury his griefs in his own bosom, hide his pain when ever it was possible, bo mostly silent about his diseases, his disappoint ments, his annoyances, his trials; but. on the other hand, he would delight in emphasizing all that was glad and beautiful and bright, that others, too, mijrht partake of his pleasure. Mon taigne says: “I daily endeavor to shako off that childish humor and in humane conceit whioh causeth that by our griefs and pains we ever desire to move our friends to compassion and sorrow for us, and with a kind of sympathy to condole our miseries and passions. * * A man should, as much as ho can, set forth and extend his joy; but, to the utmost of his power, suppress and abridge his sorrow.” There are enough clouds In every life to make each generous porson anxious not to increase them by adding his own, but to chase them away, as far as possible, by spreading abroad all the surshine that enters into his life to cht er and bless mankind. And the sympathy whioh he would not strive to obtain, but which he was always will ing to bestow, will be extended free and unasked, and he will gratefully receive all tho comfort and cheer which it so plentifully boars. —Philadelphia Ledyer. —---- ■ .— — Date Cake. — Bent together a slight ly heaped cupful of sugar and a half cupful of butter; tuid two well beaten eggs; add one-half teaspoonful essence of lemon and a scrape of nutmeg; add one cupful of sweet milk with one tea spoonful of saleratus dissolved in it; finally add two and one-half cupfuls of flour with two teaspoonfuls of cream of tartar sifted through it. Stir gently into this creamy mass a well heaped cupful of the prepared dates. Bake in •hallow pan and cut in squares. —— - «•«------------ Wife and Home Maker. “Tho most perfect homo I ever saw wasa little house into the swoet incons« of whoso tin's went no costly things. A thousand dollars served us a year's liv ing for fattier, mother and three chil dren. But tho mother was the creator of a home; her relations with the chil dren were the most beautiful I have ever seen; every inmate of tho house involuntarily h«»k>'d into her face for the keynote of the day. and it always fang clear. From the rosebud or clo ver leaf, which, in spite of her hard housework, »lie always found time to put beside our plates at breakfast, down to the story she had on hand to read ln the evening, there wa» no intermission of her influence. She has always been •nd always will be my ideal of a moth er, wife and home-maker. If to her quick brain, loving heart and exquisite face had been added tho appliance» of wealth and enlargements oi wide cul ture. her» would have been absolutely the ideal home. As it waa. it was the best 1 have ever Hurd. mm .”— The late Helen ft Ta Not Merely the Filling of Money-Bags or Accumulating Property. Abtxrlsionl. the home of -Sir Walter Scott, too, tieen let to a Liverpool shipbroker. \ test well at drillEÍ Burgettstow «...¡roll ble sunk ¿i-eS 3.00) n, feel »hho-< an honest pound . Do vou ki» w that STAR PLUG b the ,„lv fkat-claw UhewiiMI T.>baceo that b al wa> - The eleannitig. antiseptic and healing quali ,“iViu U'-'Z. You aave from tw«> te Pill DI NCH! I’Kl DLSiCE! ties of Dr. Sage s Catarrh Itemed) are Un- ,n in^Hcotion as In aught else, prudence }"ur ouneeeou ivary plug of Tobacco u.e J .by equalled. should be our guide. 'pa? taking only STAR, and you get the best There are great speculations in diamond the winds. Every new nostrum Hmls 1» rons. the medical enpirics of eyry fait» Mhool Tobacco imuio. striking anything. J acobs on “Lumbago, Not long since, the death of a mil lionaire was announced in the papers, mines shares in the London market. have their gulls. Every clrnngc a mid his life was held up us an example ot humbug is rung »’tceesalulb - -foi » »uiie « —or-— WHAT BRANIAICFTH’S PILLS for young men to imitate. Ho started least - ihe notes being funiial eti by the trwiu I ahh In liMiiDV contraat to the niatij auvci In B randretii ’ s P ills the true life itching piles . in life poor, but by constant labor, un vearj tised iniiMwturra of the day stands Hostetter h flagging energy and sharp practice, he medicine has been found, composed as StomachlBitU-rs now in its third decade of «ANDINO. noimlarity approved and recommended by SÄ <O ~ -Uh Otuu Mjte -nd ul-» “ -. succeeded in accumulating over a mil they are of numeroua vegetableu bo com C"?ski”ns: Honri by the press of m.»> NO RETURN OF PAU h Aia ulceratiou( and in many lion dollars in the course of sixty years. bined that each multiplies the virtues of famis. sought and prised by bn amis every becvanlus very At Dmgguu tad Dwllri w re. It is an ascertained specitl »«r an Therefore, his life was a success, say the rest. They never can do any harm. pn • . olive of malarial diseaaea. vhron c nd THE CHARLESA VOGELElfc Their actions is always the same, no mat g. s . 11 liver complaint and constipation. these public educators, and is worthy Baltimore, Md. W pv“™!' ter how long or in what doses they are che< ks the growth of rheumatism of imitation. taken. They purge a wav the waste par gia. is a peerless invigorant and usefuldiureUo. Those who were more intimately ac ticles of the system. They recruit the Nervuus people benefit by it. Diamond Vera-Cura' -Blown'« Hr...... .. Troche«" aie of FOR DYSPEPSIA quainted with this man. know that his animal vigor and arrest the progress of great service in subduing Hoarseueas. •''«M The Czar's stables cost »1,300,000 annually. decay. They purify the blood. They A rotmvi CVBl FOB UtDlOUTm.' life was a miserable failure in every stimulate the liver. They invigorate di oh I// in boxeo. Trnkl« Ari.tn, White Elephan of Siam, Lion of Eng thing but the accumulation of wealth. gestion. They open the pores, a They Ysur Dmot/M Inr OmerluiU^. mi i. w land. Dragon of China, Cross of j il fimh . A««ayer and Analytical O/ru for you y not <Urra.lv m make the bowels do the work of the kid It was his sole aim to be rich, and Mnt bj mug on receipt of ■£ 5*“ *1 neys, thus giving those organs an ofttimes land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of EgVPL Chemist. Laboratory, 104 First st., 1 ortland. every faculty of his being was brought needed «.mp». rest. One or two at night for a Double Etigle of Russia, Star of Chili, lne Or. Analyses made of all »ubstanoea. THI CHARLES h. VÖGELE» CO. ».itlnZL under subjection to this all-absorbing week will demonstrate their power and is Circle of Japan, llarp of Erin. To get these buy a box of the genuine •«I. rn>,ri.uia uj ** desire. Until infirmity compelled, he generally sufficient to cure ordinary T ry O ekmka tor breakfast. D k . C. M c L anes C elebkated L iver was never known to be absent from diseases. P ills , price 25 cents, and mail us the out business a single day in twenty-five All the eight bridesmaids of the Princess of side wrapper with your address, plainly written, and 4 cents in stamps. e win years, and during all that time he never VV’ales are alive, married and none divorced. then mail you the above list with an ele did one charitable act. His life was one THE LITTLE SEED. gant package of oleographic and chro of self-interest, without a single feat A little seed lay in the carter’s path; matic cards. _ _ little shoot bowed in the strong wind s wrath; Dr. Spinney & Co.P^^ F leming B ros ., P ittsburg , P a . ure worthy of imitation save that of in A A little shrub grew, by its roots held fast: dustry and determination. These were Then a stout tree braved all the winter’s blast. *E*VOU8Lo»U.!e» The Siberian Pacific Kailroad hae been begun his only redeeming qualities, and they A little cough started -’twas only light; dency, &c., due to excesHcs or abuse curel’ in earnest. were perverted from virtues into vices. A"little chill shivered the hours of night; YOUNC the “Jl’ST HEAR THAT CHILI) SCREAM!” cretlon »hould IVIEN avail themim™?'twfe© A little pain came and began to grow. We protest against tI k practice of Then consumption laid all his brave strength eaid Mrs. Smilli to her sister. Mrs. Davie,as the sound of a child's shrieks came across the gar low. holding up the lives»! such men for our chargv», promptly and ealetf Cured. 4» Be wise in time. Check the little cough, cure den from a neighbor's house. "W hat kind or a sons to imitate. Success in life is not the little chill, dispell the little pain, ere the woman have you for a neighbqri Does sne MIDDLE-ACED MEN*i»«tTO merely filling money-bags or accumu little ailment becomes the strong unconquer abuse her children”; "No indeed, replied ea*oof Kidneya or Bladder, Weak Ba‘‘ able giant of'disease. I)r. Pierce’s Golden Mrs. Davis. "She is one of the most tender Debility, Wasting of So lating property. This is al! right, le Medical Discovery, taken in time, is a remedy mol tiers in existence. Hut you see, she believes restored to healthy v in rim old fashioned styles of doctoring. W hen .■B. Fereon» unable for these ills. gitimate and praiseworthy, when done loir home», by corre. a child needs physic, she tills a spoon with some ruction» eent by nini with a proper motive. It is right to nauseous dcse, lays the little victim fiat on her 5. Send* cent, in Mump«for Ihe V™.. u lap, holds his nose till he is forced to open his wish to place ourselves in comfortable brlend or Guido to Wedlock. e iOuagM«u FOR HORSE-OWNÈRS. mouth for breath, when down goes the dread circumstances, to furnish means to edu fullness. Then come the yells.’ “No wonder, Mrs. Smith. “Why doesn’t she use Dr. cate our children, to develop all our ca How to Treat the Noblest Animal Which said Pierce’s Pleasant Purgatives Pellets? They arc Has Been Given to Man. pacities for enjoying life, and to do good effective without being harsh, and are as easy Never wash a horse with cold water to take as sugar plums. I always give them to to the world in the thousands of ways FOR EVERY PURPOSE. my children.” ‘’And so do 1," said Mrs. Davis. when he is heated. ojam to the rich. Hut there should be Sold on Trial! The damage from the phylloxera in France On the farm dispense with shoes, u limit to our desires, even with these so far is estimated at $2,0U0.U00,0(M). most worthy objects in view. It is bet unless the land is very rocky. Feed your horse regularly three “CONSUMPTION CAN 1JE CURED. ter to take the good we possess, as we Dr. J. £. C ombs . Owensville, Ohio, sayB: go along, than to wait for an ideal con I times daily, but never over-feed. have given Kcott’N EmulNion of Cod Liver Water before feeding, but not while Oil with Hypophosphites to four patients with dition that may never be attained. In better results than seemed ^possible with any deed, it is this waiting, this refusal to the horse is hot from work. remedy. All were hereditary cases of lung di Ita superior excellence proven in millions of homes for InvMUnent «mail, pronu Use tho whip very little, and never sease, and advanced to that stage when Coughs, more enjoy, this unbending resolution to pos Illg«. Send 1®. ror’nSJJ? than a quarter of a century. It is used by the largo lllu.tr.tM e«uE5 pain in the chest, frequent breathing, frequent United States Government Endorsed by the hesdtfof sess more, that transforms the man, un when the animal shies or stumbles. with full partlculm. llu- the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest and most pulse, fever and Emaciation. All these cgses ufactured by consciously, from a creature of com Never leave a horse standing un have increased in weight from 16 to 28 lbs., and Healthful. Dr Price a Cream Baking Powder dues not contain Ainnionia, Lime or Alum. Hold only in cons. GOULDS & AUSTIN, mendable aspirations to the sordid, self- hitched. It is the way to make them are not now needing any medicine.” PRICE BAKING POWDER CO. 167 A 16» Lake »t_, NiW YORK. CH1CAUO. 8T. LOUIS. interested miser. runaways. CHICAGO. ILL. A new system , of gymnastics or physical We believe in moderation and tem Do not storm and fret. Be quiet training has been introduced in’„the British 'THE VAN MONCISCAR Big G bas given cnine» perance, in all spheres of labor on the and kind, and the horse will be so too, Army. PRIVATE DISPENSARY. sal satisfaction In the Curea In farm and in the farm-house, as well as in most cases. I TO 5 DATS. cure of Gonorrhoea and Nos. 133 and 134 Third Street. in the counting-house, the bank or the Gleet. I prescribe it and Portland. Oregon. Blrlotura. Give a horse a large stall and a good feel safe In recommend* 1 h tve only Private Dis store. The man who sinks every higher bed at night. It is important that he Mrd only by th« pensary in Portland or on Ing It to all sufferer*, aspiration to tho level of mere acquis lie down to rest. Chemical Co t’no Northwest Coast- A. J. STONEB, H.D m where patients areeuecess, Cincin itiveness. loses every capauity of enjoy Decitur, IIL fully treated o. al IN ER V- If a horse is vicious and unmanage ol ’ K, CHRONIC AND PRICE S1.00. ment save that one. It is not right to able at your business, sell it to some PlirVATE DISFAREHin Bold hy DruggiitA 1 ktecome so habituated to labor that eno one that can control him. young old, single or man ieo, sucn up is not contented unless constantly at it. C uticura R emedies C urs WEAK. NERVOUS PEOPLE Hay or other ground feed is indis LOST MANHOOD, And others suffering with It is a duty to cultivate all the faculties S kin ano B lcoo D iseases Nervous debility, seminal rheumatism, neuralgia, kid pensable, and ground corn or hominy from P imples t ® ^ roful A i loHKLH, faiii: g memory, of our natures, not one alone, and we ney and exhausting chronta syphilitio eruption«, effects diseases, premature deciin« is better than whole corn. shall be held as much responsible for of young or old are positively cf mercuiy kidney anil JUSTICE TO THE ESTEEM IN cured by Dr Horne’s famous A cotton-card is one of the beet in 11 which the CT ticvra b'adder troubles, gonor neglect in this direction as ill any other. R emedies are held by KLKtTRO-MAGNKTIC BKLT. rhea, gleet stricture, etc. Thousands every State in the Union have been thousands upon thousands whose lives have Improvidence is a term not confined to struments for grooming a horse. It the cured EL j^KCTRICITY instantly felt. Patented and COXMirLTATlO.V I’HFfc. been made happy by the cure of agonizing, hu solti 10 year« Whole family can wear the same belt miliating, itching. S' aly and pimply dis» uses of waste of material substance alone. Tho cleans better than tho comb. KLKCTRIC 8U8PEN8OR1K8 free with male belts. Avoid Rather than the Cheapetl worthless imitation« XLKITRIU TRL BSEN FOR KIPTHI, Do not expect your horse to be the skin, scalp a?id blood, with less of hair. dead millionaire was improvident in 7()0 cured in *86. Send stamp for pamphlet. . C uticuka , the great Skin Cure, and CUTI- PORTLAND BUSINESS everything that would elevate, expand . equally good at every thing. The horse, CURA S oap , an exquisite Skin Beautiiier, pre E. .J, l.VlilAUH, 997 .Market st., Han Francisco, Sole COLLEGE. pared from it, externally, and C uticura R e Prop. Pacific Coast Branch like the man, must be adapted to its and ennoble. “Life has been a bur solvent . the new Blood Purifier, internally, __________ Portland, Oregon. TAKE NO CHANCES. are a positive cure for every form of skin and I’l-.i.-ui ««| in pm« hi , in« .oi.riii iust ruction, estab BUY THE BEST. den,’’ were the last words of one who work. disease, from pimplos to scrofula lished reputatioii.gi .' u i •puLirity. Business, Near the close of a journey let the blood had spent a long life in the pursuit of Sold everywhere. Price, C uticura , 50 c .: Shorthand, Common School and Penm inship Depart wealth, and had failed in his object at horse walk. If covered with sweat rub S oap , 25 c .; R esolvent $1. Prepared by the meats. »Students adniiued at. any time. Cata THE CREAT HEALER. P otter D rug and C hemical Co.,Boston,Mass. logue and speHiiiens of penm inshii) sent free off with a rag, to prevent too sudden last. It was a wasted life—utterly jKFSend for “How to Cure Skin Diseases.” Cure« Cut«, Sores, Salt Rheum, Hoi!», A WEM <•- W t . <- P- VIMSTROMLPrin Pimples. Felon». Skin Disessrs, and all Pimple», blackheads, chapped and oily wasted — is the universal verdict, but it cooling. '“‘i iBt Premiums. 25,000 in use, skin prevented by C uticura S oap . Collar galls and bruises are benefited . 20 years Established. Net« ailments for which a salve ih suitable. For was not more so than that of the mil Rheumatism, Kidney Pa bis and Weak- patented Steel Tuning De taking <>ul .oiei.sss aiul bcaiii.g it acta lionaire who had wasted all that makes by washing with salt water. Wash »¿L < ness speedily cured by C uticura A nti - vice, if in use in •" no othor ... Piano, by which . our _______ Pianos like magic. 25 cents a box. at all druggi»«. \>^*^P ain P laster , the only pain-killing plaster. shoulders daily when using the horse. stand in tune 20 years, good for 100 ; not affected life of value and saved only that which by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink, ARP NT’s I A* active aufat the elements could destroy or tho low Brine is good also for stiff joints. decay, or wear out; we guarantee it. Ele BULI1 I u . Wanted in each county for the A WALKING ADVERTISEMENT. crack, When flies are bad, wash the horse gant; Rosewood Cases, 3 strings, double repeating two best campaign b'XjkH In the market Harrison and est thief could steal. Ohio Farmer. action; finest ivory keys; the Famous ANTISELL. Morton, and Cleveland and Thurman. Fur teiins and all over lightly with a weak solution Call or write for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTISEL1 territory address F PERSON, room 77, Flood Build SEAL. OF of carbolic acid. If you have not the PIANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows’ Hall, Mar ing, corner Fourth and Market ttreeta The Sorghum Experiment. NORTH CAROLINA ket and Seventh Streets, San Francisco. PUJ© ©OT acid, apply surgeon’s oil on the flanks, V. P N. U. No. 265-^. F. N. U. No 332 The Agrieulturul Department sent neck and tender Darts.- SMOKING-TOBACCO out a report of the experiments made —To cure a felon, fill a tumbler with with sorghum. From the general tenor equal parts of fine salt and ice; mix of tho report the sorghum experiment well. Sink the finger in the center, may be regarded as a failure, the worst and allow it to remain until it is nearly featuro of the business being the varia frozen and numb, then withdraw it, and ble results obtained, as the results of when sensation is restored renew the That “ poor back" is held responsible for more than its share of the sufferings of one year's work can in no way be operation four or five times, when it mankind. Ii your dog bites a man who kicks it, do you blame the dog? On the same counted on as a sample of what the will be found the disease is destroyed. principle the kidneys utter their protest against nervousness, impure blood, and next may be. The report contains the This must be done before pus is formed. resulting constipation T hese force them to do extraordinary work in ridding the results of “analytical work" at Fort —Cream Cheese—Take a pint of system of the poisons which arc the result of effete matter retained in the Scott, Kansas, Rio Grande, N. J., cream which has stood untouched for blood. Then the sufferer says the back aches; the kidneys are dis- and Magnolia, La. Tho experiments, twenty-four hours since skimming; tie eased. “ Not yet;” but they will be unless the nerves are strengthened, for which an award of $1,200 was given it up in a muslin bag, and let it hang the blood purified, ami the Constipation removed. These are the causes by tho Commissioner of Agriculture, two or three days, according to the of kidney troubles, and Paine’s Celery . Compound removes them quickly, an* also given, and comprise work from weather, until it ceases to drip. Then With its tonic, purifying, and laxative * effect, it also strengthens the weak all sections of tho country. In the turn it out, shape it, and lay it betweon Every man that smokes a pipe is a walking kidneys, making it almost infallible in curing all diseases of the nerves and kid- main the results may be said to bo un straws sewed together, with a light neys. If your hopes of cure have not _________ been _______ realized, t _ try Paine’s Celery Com- favorable, ns any climatic change, no weight on it. It will be fit to eat in a advertiser of the merits of “Seal of North Caro lina Plug Cut’’ Smoking Tobacco. pound; it gives perfect health to all who complain of “their poor backs.” Price fi.oo. matter how slight, will change the few days. The “Seal” is pronounced by all smokers the S old by D ruggists . S end for I llustrated P a ^ er . character of the preduct. The yield —A house-keeper driven to despera of sugar as compared with that of mo tion by foul-smelling geese feathers best Tobacco ever sold on the Pacific Coast. lasses also differs widely, and no defi plunged her pillows into a boiler of hot nite percentage of sugar can be fixed borax water. After soaking four hours BURLINGTON. VERMONT. ns being present in a certain amount of they were pressed as dry as possible ^DWIGHT’S/ sorghum cane. To sum the whole mat and hung by the end upon the clothes ter up briefly the cultivation of sor line. It took them about two days to ghum cane for sugar-making purposes dry, during which time they were fre may be deemed impracticable.— H uj A- quently shaken and turned. The re inyton Letter. sult was very satisfactory. THE COW BRAND. —Yellow is a color that gives tone to — TO MAKE — Not So Very Favorable. all other colors. If you gather a bou DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD Deacon Williams Brudder Jones, quet in the garden and do not include how did yer son come outen de trial? a bit of yellow it often seems to lack USE ----- AN1 Brother Jones De jedgo done give brightness. Add a yellow rose, or a ’ini two munfs in do jayul. Iodide of’ I’otass. •pray of calliopsis, or a nasturtium, Deacon Williams Tears ter me like •nd the change is as great as that Ilt-nre» R ii « vm « ti » m , N. i kaloh , Boil», Pimplee, Gout, Catarrh. Tumor», Salt Rheum, and as if you »lighter l>e pow’ful thankful. which takes place in a landscape when Scrofula, Mercurial Mln». It Purlllc» the Blood, Restore» the Liter .nd Kidney» to healthy action, and make» the He got off mighty light, he did. a burst of sunshine breaks through the Complexion ABSOLUTELY PURE. Briant and Clear. Brother Jones—’Twarn't s’ light ’a clouds which have been hanging above J. R. CATES A CO., Proprietors ALWAYS UNIFORM ANO FULL WEIGHT. you soein ter think. Dey's a-gwinter IL There is an instant suggestion of I 17 «nnsome Ht.. Man Francisco. Be anre tj«t there ie ■ picture of a Co.e on yonr package au<l you will hare hang "ini when do two munfs is up.— warmth. The BUYERS’ GUIDE Is Harper's Magazine. the beet Soda made. THE COW BBASD. —Dessert Crullers.—One egg, a cup issued March and Sept., each year. It is an ency of cream slightly sour, half a cup of su DWjCHTlS clopedia of useful infor —A citizen of New Orleans was buried gar, a pinch of salt, a teaspoonful of mation for all who pur chase the luxuries or the near that city under ti rock about lOOx rose water, or a little grated rind and necessities of life. We 2o<> feet in dimensions. He had amassed juice of a lemon, if preferred, a tea- can olothe you and furnish you with h considerable fortune, and became spoonful of soda and one of cream of tar all the necessary and unnecessary appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep, pOHM'SHCd with the desire of being tar, and flour enough for a dough just eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church, buried under the largest possible tomb firm enough to bear handling. Roll in or stay at home, and in various sizes, stone. He selected a huge bowlder for to balls between the hand and fry in hot. styles and quantities. Just figure out this purpose, and sent to Atlanta for a fat in a deep kettle. Half lard and half ' what is required to do all thesfi'things C0MF0RTI6LY. and you can make a fair stone-cutter, and had u suitable inscrip beef suet are good proportions for the estimate of the value of the BUYERS’ tion placed upon the rock, and then a frying kettle. Eat with a liquor sauce. GUIDE, which will be sent upon receipt of 10 cents to pay prar«-- cave was dug down under it where a MONTGOMERY WARD A CO. coffin was placed to await the corpse. —There is scarcely an ache to which 111-114 Michigan Avenue. Chicago, III, The cave was then sealed up tightly. children are subject so hard to bear P revents A •nd so difficult to cure as earache, ANY “Win c«n’t they make these dum remedy which never fails is a pinch at mies more lifelike?" said a facetious Çomcioitë black pepper gathered up in a bit of W hy pay $10 to $12 per dor n for your photo- follow, halting with a friend in front of j* when by sending a tintype or photo cotton batting wet in sweet oil and in- grapl graph of any kind we v ill »end yon I doxni h clothing store on Market street and sorted in tho ear. It will give imme finely finished Cabinets C. O. I) h.r <M> slapping a figure a vigorous blow on thereby you are running no rink and not pay diate relief. ing any monev until you g. t your photon Aho tho cheek. The “dummy'’ turned ■ I ♦- ■■ ?n,e 1 nn I’ortmlt in six The latent French remedy for debility of in* B suddenly, let flv his left, and the face ort/on is Dujardin's Life Essence. It is the pro inch frame22x2. for »15. Agent«, u anted tious man went down on the pavement duct of years of experimental study, and is in WILSON S STUDIO 389 S’ate SI. Cbicagi use in the French hospitals, with gnat as though struck by a lightning ex daily CURES suectsa. Prive. 91.30 a bottle. All druggists. press. Philadelphia Times. A sthma MILn. SIT BFVKCriVK. —"1 left the business long ago." said German Glhmti ( urr nPver/nlAtoriv? m. Is the popular verdict of all w ho use m the wnrwt <«Mw.tni>u^wconifnrt- the ex-umpire, “but it seems to follow able Mere; effect* cnrr* where a. 1 others fail, a HAMBURG FIGS. Tial Price AOc. me still, even to my own homo.” “How The crystal!rest fruit cathartic. They are pre is that?" asked his auditor. ' Well, par, it only in lozenge form, which renders them preferable to any liquid preparation. < ilher my son works in an iron mill and my far wh, n traveling or at home; besides ihi*. no li daughter is a fine young lady. I go quid can be made so pleasant to the taste or S1E1NWAY rk*s«a di CINHAI. kHixiiR. RMM »abler. Rwmlit of retaiumg their medicinal properties home at night and find my boy on a capable Ftws Burdett or»». bv>4 hutruoMtw Ura unchanged as -n the concentrated form In which ■riMk ot BbM Mule su.l Koh Bmub »ntwSjT strike and my girl gone on balls and the Fig" are prepared. MATTHIAS VUT OO . 3, F m Figis are highly recummeuded parties. Even my wife gives me ohicken by Ilaasaarg the medical prufess.on as a mild and etfci t- wings—foul tips, you know.” And the Ive lasatlve and purgative. They are sold everywhere at is cents a bos. Dhee, I Fig. old nmoire sighed. CHRONIC Ci® 30 '-««tórss' ■SaSferJieasiraa- OR.SPINNEY CREAM WELL DRILLS MEXICAN SALVE PIANOS My Poor Back! WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors, SARSAPARILLA, YELLOW DOCK D wight ’ s C ow -B rand S oda °"S aleratus O P romotes STIMULATES LIVER digestion I 2 photographs $2.00 ASTHMA CURED EMED REGULATES rgQWELs