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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 19, 1888)
“NASAL VOICES. CATARRH FALSE TEETH.’ AND A prominent English woman says the American women sll have high, shrill, nasal voices and false teeth. Americana don’t like the constant twitting they get about this nasil twang, and yet it is a fact cau-ed by our dry stimulating atmosphere, and the universal presence of catarrhal difficulties. But why should ao many of oir women have false teeth? That is inpre of a poser to the Eng lish. It is quite impossible to account for it except on the theory of d< rang< d stomach action caused by imprudence in eating and by want of regular ex ercise. Both conditions are unnatural. Catarrh troubles everywhere prevail and end in cough and consumption, which are promoted by mal nutrition induced by deranged stomach act ion. The condition is a modern one, one unknown to our ancestors who pre vented the catarrh, cold, cough and consumption by abuiidaut ami regu lar use of what is now known an Warner’s Log Cabin cough and con- sumption remedy anvl L ig Cabin sarsaparilla, two old fashioned stand- ard remedies handed duwn from our ancestors, and now exclusively put forth under the strongest guarantees of purity and efficacy by the world frmed makers of Warner’s safe cure. These two remedies plentifully u»ed as the fall and winter seasons advance, together with an occasional use of Warner’s Log Cabin rose cream, to strengthen and protect the nasal mem branes, give a jiositive assurance of freedom, both from catarrh and those dreadful and if neglected, inevitable consequences, pneumonia, lung troubles aud consumption, which so generally and fatally prevail among our people. Comrade Eli Fisher, of Salem, Henry Co., Iowa, served four years in the late war and contracted a disease called consumption by the doctors. He had frequent hemorrhages. After using Warner's Log Cabin cough and consumption remedy, he says, under date of January 19 h, 1888: “I do not bleed at the lungs any more, my cough docs not bother me, and I do not have any more smothering spells.” Warner’s Log Cabin rose cream oured his wife of catarrh and she is “sound ami well.” Of course we do not like to have our women called nose talkers and false teeth owners, but these condi- lions can be readily overcome in the manner indicated. THE CANDIDATE Ar HOME. GREAT STEAMBOAT RACE. More Than u Million Said to Have Been Staked Upon the Reniilt. ■i Realiiatir Picture of the Trial* and Trib The finances of the city of Berlin for the Ils tai year of I8h7-ttb »bow a surplus of nearly |l,ObO,OUO. _____ ulation* of Our Great Men. PRUDENCE! PHI HENCE! An old colored man. who live» H few miles from Monroe, (¡a., who is noted for his pecuiinrltie«. was on the streets of the town one day when some of the boys suggested to him that he ent some raw eggs; he told them that ho would be glad to get some, but he wouldn’t start with less than two dozen. The eggs wore pi-ocured, and the old darky would break a small hole in each one of them to see if they were fresh and sound, then he would swallow it down. When he had disposed of the two dozen he called for more; he then ate about half a lozen more, and told the boys he z’ould call airain* jtj ACOBS €>H C. H. STREET 4 Co ‘^’HtN't if ' .' am FORNil A88UU. For Strains, Injuries. RECEN T, PERF EC TC UR ES. 415 Montgomery St., S. F.,^ In medication, as in aught else, prudence i “Yes, my dear,” remarked the can- should C'rlDVltMi. Streator. Ill May 80, 1888 be our guide. Yet thousands cast it to ( Mr M ZACX. professional stilt skater, in Jan- The greatest , I earn boat race that was i didate to his wife, as with a weary sigh the winds. Every new nostrum finds its pat nary 1887, wrenched his ankle and was crippled , «>e offering the follu„ „ the medical enpirics of every false school for two months on crutches, he used two bottles ot ever run in tlie world was thut which i lie removed the wrappers from a large rons, hit) acre !• tirina: H 1 W, have their gulls. Every change in the gamut | St Jacobs Oil and was permanently cured * C E CROSWELL, Drufgist. occurred in June, 1870, from New Or ' yellow silk pln-cushioT with his initials of humbug is rung successfully -for a time at I Ko«<*utlia! 4 olouy least - the notes being furnished by the credu Crushed. Chandlerville. Ill May SI, ISIS leans to St. lxiuis, between the Robert . iin it. and sent the girl down stairs with lous. In happy contrast to the many adver- j .liontv ViMtn About eix months ago I was Jammed between tised impostures of the day stands Hostetter’s E. Lee and the Natchez. The latter was ♦J. 82 for tlie expressman; “yes, I fully Stomach care in bed S3 days, «uffered four mon the. used lallt IlVI'IMI Bitters, now in its third decade of three bottlee St Jacobe Oil; was able to be abunl built at Cimtinnati, was commanded by I i appreciate the honor that some of the popularity, approved and recommended by Mil ili|f I« 1017 II in one week.--------------------- J ASHUR8T A lili» I*MOBI physicians, indorsed by the press of many Strained. Mt Carmel, ir May Sd. XCE6. Captain T. i‘. I.eathers, and in June of people of this great and effervescing lands, sought and prix, d by invalids every Strained my back in February last, oiuid not »I Iriiisioute cet round for two weeks without a cane; was cured the above year made the fastest, time on Republic have done me in nominating where. It is an ascertained specific for u»«d I« I*«*« II 77 OO<| in three day« by St Jacob« Oil J. P WARNER. preventive of malarial diseases, chronic inci- I Wau k e rm record from New Orleans to St. Louis, | i me for so high an office: but 1 could gestion, AT DRUGGISTS AN1) DEALERS liver complaint and constiiati<i i l*oint IL ya Marin 1.278 miles in three days, twenty-one wish that they would be somewhat less checks the growth of rheumatism and neuis? THE CHARLES *. VOGELER CO., Baltlmort. Md. ------ AI.NO — is a peerless in vigorant and usefuldiureti« hours and tifty-eight minutes. The impetuous, ns it were, in their method gia other Ian ! h fur genual fanniBlt Nervous people benefit by it. or stock ruirting. •’ *ru‘lttowia| Robert E. Lee was builtat New Albany ' of expressing their esteem and tulmir- ' iition. ” FOR DYSPEPSIA. Barton McGu kin wan very nearly killed ui during the war and was towed across » HOME FOR EVERY bory xl ,,.. ASD ILL ST0KACH TS0UBLES SUCH AS: .\ uhome i nvii.) l' rm»i,lt|laco* «»IRE —Poopla who are ashamed or h O’n st He here stopped to replace tho cover the G dety Theater, Dublin, by Ine dropping oi the river to the Kentucky side to have a scene. ____ retaining ymir hroaant .-«»hjauce, Sji’•* ’ a ” r1“1'“"* poverty generally become tu lf-eoneoitr her name painted on her wheel houses, on tho box containing tho twonty-yoar- ■uiary; 10. 20 or more acre, oi lunil Am White Elephant of Si <m, Lion of Eng out a hoiu,‘( on toe iii»t<il|iilu.lt . i ‘“’"«it. a matter that was deemed prudent in ' old rattlesnake that had been sent him land, Dragon of China, Cross of Switzer ed and »elf-important when prosperity - 77*c our col uieii; we will um : i,. " * * • At Druwiul» «»<( Dru er» or rent by mail an rfr ' by a constituent in Wyoming, an act gives them any encouragement. those exciting times. She was com «•itlu/iirt* (& bo«.' it.00) «n tlampt. sample land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt, . r I r wi h fruit tree» or rai'in gr»«. °«t ke p it in good condition Uiltii »u manded by Captain John W. Cannon, which he performed just in time to Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chili, The People's Ai l. KHton receipt ■ fieenl Stamp. w.th or without irrigation:t' e .» I.„,r prevent the playful reptile from me Circle of .Japan. Harp of Erin. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO . Baltlmora. Ml. who died at Frankfort, Ky., in 1882. orroulliif Sun Fiumitio. I tu cu,i _ Prosperity’s right hand is industry, To get these buy a box of the genuine lerloi countiea, i ’ nr or in»p i.t 1UI, “1» There was great rivalry between the andering out and making a light lunch D r . C. M c L anes C elebrated L iver ami bsr left hand is friga'itv town »nd \ary 1 price. ii u boats, and when the Natchez made her of the baby. This done, ho resumed. P ills , price 25 cents, and mail us the out CO., n.cce «'ra io tin- hum a «n ■ side wrapper with your address, plainh li m of California. H5 Mm.qmni n , • great run Captain Cannon determined Badly: written, and 4 cents in stamps. We will Sm d lor nurlii ulara and m , “It must, of course, be highly grati to beat it. He stripped the Lee for the then mail jou the above list with an ele race—removed all parts of her upper fying to any properly constructed can gant package of oleographic aud chro didate to have an enthusiastic people matic cards. works which were calculated to catch Or. Spinney & Co.^Tu.'^ F leming B ros ., P ittsburg , P a . the wind; removed all rigging and out pouring a perfect avalanche, if I may NERVOUS KtbinK. ot Hermanj . has bu It a torpedo boat fit that could be dispensed with to be permitted the expression, of canes, dency, &c., due to excesses or abuse, cure.., steam at tlie rate of twenty-seven ¿knots an lighten her; engaged the steamer Frank cigar-cases, underwear, beasts of as to hour. _________ young MEN l’argoud to precede her a hundred sorted sizes and eolors, and other use rreti’on should avail themselves of our Many imitators, but no equal, has Dr. Sage's A positive cure guaranteed in every cawe. Bypnuts, miles up the river to supply coal; ar ful articles upon him: he can not but Catarrh Remedy. Urinary aud Venereal Diseftf s all unnatural dis nigniiMgiTfoani^, charges, promptly and safely Cured. ranged with coal yards to have fuel feel proud to think that his house is sal satisfaction In it, Cura« In the objective point of every express Winter weather is being experienced almost flats awaiting her in the middle of the 1 TO 5 DATS. MIDDLE-ACED MENKi?:^T: cure of tiooorrboe. so. all over the whole of Switzerland. naraateffd not id case of Kidneys or Bladder, Weak Back. Nervous Oleet. I rrescribe n river at given points, to be taken in wagon intown, and that people all over mum Sirlolura. Debility, Waiting of Sexn.,1 Strength, etc., cured this great and glorious land are sitting feel safe lu recoinimn^ and restored to healthy vigor, , tow under way until the coal could ne lit d only bv th« A TWENTY YEARS’ EXPERIENCE. N. B. I'erHteiiH unable to visit us may be trrateit all suffer.» nt their homes, by correspondence. Medicines aiu ChemUu 3o hi. A. It J. to «TOMI*, transferred to the deck of the Lee, and up nights and neglecting their business 770 B roadway , N. Y., March 17, 1886. 1.0, just ructions sent by mail or express. Consultatiot Cincin nati, i ree. Bend 4 cents in stamps iuf '1 be Young Man i then to be cut loose and float back. He to make rare and curious articles ot I have been .using A i . lcock ’ s P orous Dscstnr, IS. Orno. vertu for him. But in time even this Friend or Guide to edlock. PRICE «1.00, . refused all business of every kind, and P lasters for 20 years, and found them Sold h, brut^in. would receive no passengers. The becomes monotonous, and----- ” one of the best _cf family medicines. Here the girl came in to say that an Briefly Humming up my experience. 1 say Natchez returned to New Orleans and TO THE k l DI EN! received a few hundred tons of freight other consignment of yellow dogs had that when placed on Die small of the ¿back FOR EVERY PURPOSE. arrived, and that the expressman A llcoc K’s P lasters All the body with aud a few passengers, and was adver energy, and thus cure fat'gue. Sold on Trial ! tised to leave for St. Louis on June 30. wanted eight dollars more. With a nervous brain exhaustion, debility and kidney dif- sigh tho candidate produced the money, In the afternoon the Robert. E. Lee fltubies. For women anil children I have backed out from the levee, and five and ordered that the dogs be put down found them invaluable. They never irri XANvrAcri urns ash laroaTia, o, tate the skin or cause the slightest pain, minutes later the Natchez followed cellar anil made as comfortable as pos but LADIES’« UILDHEN’S St INFANTS WEAR cure sore throat, eroupy coughs, colds, her. The whole country watched the sible. 113 K kaknv S ihklt , 8. F. in side, back of chest, indigestion "I do not mind dogs so much,” he pai'ts Illustrated Cataloguen s uit free un application and bowel complaints. race with breathless interest, as it had remarked, “but snakes aud prairie C. D. F redricks . been extensively advertised by the Investment small, profits 1st I’reinluuiii. 25,0001» as, Its superior excellence proven in millions of homesfor large. Send 20c fur mailing press, and the telegraph attended its wolves seem to me in bad taste, aud I £ “Aul<l Scotland” is moving her.Home Rule, more than a quarter of a century. It is used by the largo illustrated Catai gnu i VWi |*t<.m«d Sts.1 Timm Is. earnestly deprecate ------ ” with full particulars. Man United States Government. Endors, d by the heads of and she.is.bound to have it, too. progress along the river at every point. ufactured by rice, ii bi iib’ in n i or.».er Piano, by which <»urPianue the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest and most “There’s a man down-stairs,” inter Healthful. Dr Price's Cream Raking Powder does nut stand in tune 20 jeuru, »I L i 1W; not affected At all the principal cities—Natchez, GOULDS & AUSTIN. A DISH OF NEW 1»’S. contain Ammenia, Lime or Alum. Su'd only in cauB. by climate. No wood to split, t , break, swell, «Uriiik, rupted the girl, re-entering the room, 107 «t 160 I.uke Ml., Vicksburg, Helena, and Memphis— crack, decay, or wear out; wo guaranteed. PRICE BAKING POWDER CO. stands for Pudding, for Peach and for Pear, and falling over the twenty-pound P And NEW YORK. ’CHICAGO. HT. LOU18. CHICACO. ILL. gant Rosewood Cases, 8 strings, double renting likewise for Poetry and Prose; people for many miles were present to action; finest ivurv keys; the Famous ANT18EI.L brindle cat, which a lady in Michigan The Parrot, the Pigeon that flies in the air, see the racers pass, and the time of Tlie Pig with a ring in his nose; Q triMta/AY KKAIICH, FICAMFi Call or write for Catalogue, free. 1. M. ANTlSELb WALKINC ADVERTISEMENT. had sent w’th her regards and an ex For A 3 S L.i ‘ i ft M I . BACH. Gabler, Roenisl PIANO CO., Nanuta itururs, Odd Fellows ’ Hall, Mar. Paper and Pen, for Printer and Press, passing was cabled to Europe. When ket and Seventh btreets, San Franctaco. Plan')«; Burdett (»rsasiB. band >nstn>meuta. Lurgee press bill for twelve dollars, “and he For Physic, and People who sell it; | Cairo was reached the race was vir stock of Sheet Music and Books. Bauchi supplied a‘ But when you «re sick, 10 relieve your distress SEAU OF says that ne has just naniod his two- riMtern Prioes. MATTHIAS QUAY OU.. 206 Pos Take at once Pierce’s Purgative Pellet. NORTH CAROLINA tually ended, but the Loe proceeded to N. P N. U. No. 251 —F. N. U. No SI Atr>»?t, Han Franoisnr FM© ©43T Oh, yes, indeed! These are the P’s for you, hours' old baby after you, and thought St. Louis, arriving there in three days, poor, sick man or woman. Nothing like them SMOKING TOBACCO he would come ’round and lot you for keeping the bowels and stomach regulated eighteen hours and fourteen minutes fxOWICHT’S,- ? and tin ord T-tiny, sugar coated granules, from tlie time she left N>'W Orleans, know, so that you would not feel scarcely lurger than mustard seeds. They r. anxious about it. ” work gently but thoroughly. n s '•-</ beating by thirty-three minutes th« “This is getting played out,” howled previous record of the Natchez. The 3 O ei' A John Keats ’ grave at Rome is to be dug up to latter steamer had run into a fog and the candidate: “I’ve got no more make way for a new road. ABUSE OF BASE-BALL. money to invest in that way, and that I grounded between Memphis and Cairo, THE COW BRAND. For an Irritated Tliroat. Cough or Why Prof aalonal Hall- Playing U Harmful which delayed her more than six settles it. Give him a spoon out of the — TO MAKE — "Brown's Bronchial Troche*” are offered to the Caune of Physical Training. { holder, with my regards, and tell him 4'nltl, with the fullest confidence in their efficacy. hours. It is said that 30,000 people Every true friend of athletics mustj crowded the wharf, the windows and I’ll call ’round and kiss tho baby as Bold only in boxen. DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD regret the use that is being made of' the housetops to welcome the Lee on soon as I get time.” Patti’s net profits for her fifty concerts in “Say! ’ remarked his wife with ani South America were $175,000. thia game in tho professional field, itf her arrival at St. Louis. Captain Can is, of course, a misnomer to apply the) non was tendered a banquet bv tho mation: “this paper says that a man DON’T <iIVE UP THE SHIP. named Wellington Hanks, in Keokuk, term athletic exercise, in its ordinaryl You have been told that consumption is in business men of the city, and was gen sense, to a professional baso-ball game/ erally lionized while he remained here. is making a hair-brush for you to bo curable; that when the lungs are attacked by terrible malady, the sufferer is past all composed of 11,(107 distinct pieces of ihis The men who manage these games,' ABSOLUTELY PURE help, and the end is a mere question of time. It was estimated that more than You have noted with alarm the unmistakable and those who engage in them, do ao $1,000,000 ehangod hands on tlie result wood.” ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT. symptoms of the disease. You have tried ali “Great guns!” exclaimed tlie candi without any idea of the physical of the great race. Many of tlie bets manner of so-called cures in vain, and you are Every man that sm >kes a pipe is a walking benefits that may bo derived from' were withdrawn, however, on the date: “Who said I wanted a hair-brush? now despondent and preparing for the worst. Be sura that there is a picture of a Cow on your package and you will have But don’t give up the ship while Dr. Pierce’s advertisor of the merits of “Seal of North Caro them. The benefits sought after are/ ground that the Lee had been assisted The idea of sending a hair brush to a Golden Medical Discovery remains untried. thu best Soda iua«’.e. THE COW BRAND. lina Plug Cut ’ ’ Smoking Tobacco. man without a hair on his head! 1 It is not a cure-all. nor will it perforin miracles financial and not physical; the develop-l the first hundred miles of the trip by F DWiCHT'S? but it has cured thousands of cases ofconsump- The “Soal” is pronounced by all smokers the ment of the pocket-book and not of thd the power of the Frank Pargoud added won't havo it----- ” t on, in its earlier stages, where all other means Just then the girl entered, and said had failed. Try it and obtain a new lease of best Tobacco ever sold on the Pacific Coast. muscle. The charaoter and aims oi to her own, anil many steamboat men life. __________ __________ the professional ball clubs are very! have ever since regarded the Natchez that a mule of rare beauty had arrived King Milan’s div'orce suit is to be tried in No much the same as that of tho theatrical' as the fastest boat of the two, but think from Arizona, and was waiting his or vember. ___ troupes traveling around the country.) slio was outgeneraled in the race l>y ders and sixteen dollars. “ Slaughter the beast! ” cried thecan- If afflicted with Bore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac It is the gate-money in the one case tlie Lee. There was so much adverse Thompsons Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25c. and the box-office receipts in tlie other comment afterward by tlie press that didate wildly, “and tell the express that constitutes the chief end of ex there lias been no attempt since to re man to go to! Am I to have no time to «1. H. FIMIk, A**») er and Analytical Laboratory. 101 First st, Portland, istence in tho view of the management. pent. such a performance. —5f. Louis j think about the tariff and things, and Chemist. four teasp oon fula of ths To Housekeepers and OIK TKA1IE MARK Or. Analyses made of all aubetincea. no money to buy food with? I can't Farmers. — It is impor beat Baking Powder,sav Both cutorprises are conducted on Globe-Democrat. tant that the Soda or ing twenty times Its even get a chance to write my inaugu T ry G krmka for breakfast. a purely mercenary basis. It is, there Balcrat.ua you use should cost, beHides being ral address: and tlie tirst thing you be White and Pure same much healthier, because fore, just as far short of the truth to MAN’S TRUE CHARACTER. M all similar substances it does not con tain any speak of a professional game of ball as In Most Instances It lx Called Forth Only know it ’ll be the fourth of March, and Injurious substances, used for food. To insure Mr. Jonesby Departed. obtaining only the “Aria such as alum, terraalba I'll have to stand up there before a per by Great Kntergencles. having any real connection with & Hammer” brand Soda etc., of which many Bak “Speaking of names, Miss i Van physical training as it is to speak of a or Halerat is, bay it in Groat emergencies cull forth the grout spiring multitude and speak a piece ing Powders are mad«. ----- AN1>—— “pound or half pound” Dairymen and Farmers professional theatrical performance soul. War in tho twinkling of an eye out of tlie Amateur Orator. I won’t.——” Alsteinbergumot,” ventured young cartoons.which bearour should use only the“Arm Iodide of I ’ otnHN. He was interrupts 1 l>y the entrance Jonesby, "doesn’t the length and the name and trade-mark, as having any connection with the train turns village drunkards and pettifog & Hammer” brand for It cures RnnuM.iTi.sM, N euralgia , Rolla, Pimples inferior goods are seme cleaning and keeping of a boy with an express package, upon —the cumbersomeness of your name 8crofula, Gout, Catarrh, Tuinore, 8a’t Rheum, an<l ing of miud aud morals. Contests ging lawye«4 into Generals and states Milk Pans fiwoet and times substituted f(i»the which were inscribe the words "All Mercurial pain«. It Purtfiee the Blood, Restores tt>c sometimes cause you annoyance when Livor and Kidneys to healthy action, and makes th< “Arm <!k Hammer ' brand where physical strength and skill are men. Lowe transforms (.’ymon from a Clean. when bought in bulk. C auttow . See that the nnly elements sot off against each brute into a man. Necessity makes charges prepaid.” As his eyes fell upon introduced to strangers or thoughtless Oomploxion Bright and Clear Parties using Baking every pound package of «1. R. CATES A CO., Proprietors Powder should remem other, where the struggle is fair and Shakespeare a dramatist; accident re tlie inscription, he uttered a wild shriek persons?” ••Arm and Hammer ber that its sole rising 417 MianNomc IM.. Man FraiieiM<*o. Brand” contains full “Quite often,” returned Miss Van honest, with no particular end in view veals Scott his true powers. The most and fell to the floor unconscious. For property consists of bi 16 ounoee net, and the carbonate of soda. One except that of success, aro very differ commonplace men and women have a few moments Ii is woes were forgot- Alsteinbergamot, “and I have some pound packages fiM pTAWKEY t. teaspoonful of the “Arm 12 ounce» net, Soda or times thought seriously of taking the ent from contests carried on by passed through tlie fool's paradise of ton. —4. Ktearn.e, in Puck. A Hammer” brand of GRUB a STUMP Saleratua same as speci Soda or Saleratus mixed necessary legal steps to have my name salaried professionals in a professional love, when they were divine beings fied on each package. MACHIJJT with sour milk equals THE HEATHEN CHINEE. I changed to something shorter and way and with only a professional end worshiping divinity, and in that fool's I Packed in Card Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft. in view. Whatever good, in short, paradise they for a brief moment found How Discipline Was Administered to a more easily pronounced.” W orks on Suspected Celestial Fnrinwr. “Is—is there no other way by which either STAND may come from professional ball thoir true selves, saw deep into the ING TIMBER or Yesterday news reached the officials n change might bo made?” suggested playing, it can hardly be in the way soul of their consort. That flitting STUMPS Will pull nn ordinary Grub of physical good. We doubt very dream was in truth an awakening, tlm here of a summary execution which Mr. Jonesby, loosening his collar nerv la 157 miaute«. much whether any good of any kind brief opening of the spiritual eye. took place nt Ngan-tong-hien. one of ously and swallowing a cannon-ball of comes from it. Tlie relation which When tlie world of facts lias passed the towns belonging to «hs Fu. A prodigious size that had risen in his the professional garno assumes to bear away, our dreams may remain. Tim farmer in that district named Pa’n throat. “None,” said the young lady, posi to real athletic sports is a false man of common sense asks for realities, (nicknamed T’oh Chao, because he had Makes « clean «weep of two acres at a sitting. A man, a boy only a thumb on his left haul) was tively and emphatically, and Mr. and a horse can operate it. No heavy chains or rods to handle relation, and it can not be tlie poet knows that only illusions are The crop on a few acres the first year will pay for the Machiuc. said to be the head of a secret society Jonesby presently took his hat and It will only coat you a postal card to «end for an Illustrated less than harmful to the true. Look you, tlie man whom you Catalogue, giving price, lernu and testimonial«. Address the Manufacturer«, higher cause of physical education. liate are there not women who worship numbering several tens of thousands, left.— Chicago Tribune. in this province and Shantung. As he __ J ABES MILNE A SON, Scotch Grove, Iowa. As a game like that of br.ll descends him. children who look up to him? was constantly going to and fro, and — Omaha councilman (traveling in Who sees tlie true man — you who bate THE VAN MONCISCAR more and more to the level of a busi- was supposed to lie plotting against Europe): “What’s them bluffs?” Na nese, it becomes less and less a means him, or they who love him? Ixive is a PRIVATE DISPENSARY. tlie (.over .ment, two military officers, live: "Those, sir, are the Alps.' of recreation. Wo say as it “de- divine delight; it reaches out over and Nos. 133 and 134 Third Street, acting under instructions from their •■Humph! They need grading badly.’ Portland, Oregon. Beonds.” for wo regard the game of around its object into the illimitable; superiors, resolved to arrest him the —Physician (completirtjt examina Ts t* e only Private Di«- ball in itself as a noble, manly and it is a part of tho over-soul of the in peiHiary in P^rtlaud or « n next time he returned home. tion)—“My diagnosis causes me grea t ,e Nurthweat Coast- healthful sport, and to bring it to the finite, of God. Hatred is painful. It With this purpose in view, they sur uneasiness, sir. It is extremely where patients are success, level of the traveling circus and the strains and racks the body, it blinds fully treated o. allNERV- rounded his house with a band of sol Selfish patient (interrupting) “O,eon v .L«<ZHR o XKJ and variety show is, in our opinion, a de the vision, it makes man conscious of 1’l.rVATE DISK AH EM in diers, buton approaching nearer one found your diagnosis! How is y nog oht, tfngie or cided degradation. The parallel be liis mortal limitations. “Ixive sees the MARK ^ARVEL ft arrien, suca ae of the office s was shot dead, and the liver? ” — Time. tween the professional ball club and the virtues that are of the soul; hatred LOST MAJTHOOD, man broke from tho house and fled. DF 1 traveling circus might be carried only the diseases of tho skin.” “All Xereons debi’ity, seminal 11c was soon overtaken and disabled 1 •ssts, fai i g memory, AGE further than tho more business feat men have their faults, and stealing was syphilitic eruption«, effects Plow Io (sUrp by a blow from the other officer’s sword, ■ f nurour, kidney »nd ure. The surroundings and concomi Bill’s,“ said a weeping widow over the W ’ adder troubles, gon< r- when he was slowly tortured to death tants. But we shall content ourselves corpse of a desperado shot in attempted rhea, fleet «trieture, etc. REMEDY &calp by the soldiers gashing his body to COWMÜLT. m TIOX FRFk. for the present with pointing out the burglary. And grotesque, ludicrous pieces with their knives. They then iseases abuse which has been put upon the as the expression may seem, site was tore out his heart and hung it up on a The BUYEBS’ GUIDE ia National game by making it a mere right. She knew that not in the rob issued March and Bept., pole in front of his house to intimidate each year. It is an ency. catch-penny show. This it has become ber, the law-breaker, the outcast, did his followers. Before attempting to ©UTICURA clopedia of useful infor the real man shine forth, but in those and nothing more.—AT. F. Observer. mation for all who pur rarer moods of kindliness and gener escape from the house, the unfortunate t * --- chase the luxuries or the emedies Sorrow Is not an accident, occur osity when he was the true friend and victim is said to have killed his daugh necessities of life. We ring now and then; it is the very woof husband. Perhaps when two enemies, ter, a girl of sixteen years of age, fear can otothe you and furnish you with HK MOST DI8THKB8ING FORM8Or8KIN all the necessary and unnecessary and scalp disease«, with loss of hair, from which is woven into the warp of life, who have refused to see any good in ing lest she should bo assaulted by the infancy to old age. are speedily, economically appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep, and he who has not discerned the di each other on tills earth, meet here brutal »«»idiers. Tho surviving officer and permanently cured by theCVTlcVRA R km I eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church! KPIK8, when all other remedies and methods or Bt*y •* tome, and in various sizes, vine saeredness of sorrow and the after in another world free from the came yesterday to report the case to fail. styles and quantities. Just figure out profound meaning which is concealed muddy vesture of decay which clogs the ("nun-tai. the Brigadier General, (.’VTirt KA. the great Skin Cure, and Cmcr ra S oap , an exauisite Skin Weautifler. prepared in pain, has yet to learn what life is. their vision here, the tirst thought of who lives here.— Pekin Gazelle. COMFORTABLY, and you can make a fair from it, externally, and C vtici ra R moltknt . WITH w * < M The cross, manifested as tlie neeeseity each will be: “Is this the beautiful the new Blood Purifier, internally, cure every of 91® vldu® of ‘he BUYEB8' I -A writer in American .Voles form of akin aud blood disease, from pimples to raYJiniSrfWtn°h W.‘U b® 8ent u»on of the higher life, alono interprets it soul that I maligned and hated?”— scrofula. receipt of 10 cents to pay postage. 9«e im say« of the turquoise: “ For t - The Advance. 9 . /. ippincotf* Magazine. Sold everywhere. Price. 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