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Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars run on regular express trains full length of the lin*. Berths free. Lowest rates. Quickest time. •i (icn.rsl Offlee or the Company, No Wa»idugton St., 1’ortlaud, Oregon. A D CHARLTON. Asst General Passenger Agent. Tlie only FIRST CLASS BAR w. V. PRICE. DAY FOR BARGAIN HUNTERS. ---- THE LEADER IN---- COOK’S HOTEL, Where you will find the best of Wines and Liquors, also Imported and Domestsc Cigars. Everything neat and Clean. T. M. F ields , Propr. The St. Charles Hotel. Sample rooms in connection. o----------- o Opposite Grange Store McMinnville, Or ZLÆ’ZNÆIJNT TST VILLE TONSORÎAL PARLOR, Shaving, Hair Cutting and- - - - - - - - Shampeing Parlors. FLEMING, & LOGAN, Prop’s. Is now fitted up in first class order. All kinds of fancy liair cutting done in Accommodations as sood as can be the latest and neatest style foundin the city. Alkkinds of fancy hair dressing and liair dying, a specialty Special attention given S. E. 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COW Lb, Vice-president, LEE LOUGIILIN. Cashier............... CLARK PRAIA. Sells exchange on Portland, San Francisco, and New \ork. Interest allowed on time deposits. Oflice hours from 9 a. m. to 4 p. m Apr. 13 tf Sweden's Insane Queen. Apropos of tho Queen of Sweden’» health. I regret to have to state that it is far from satisfactory; that, in fact, it is at present a subject of the greatest anxiety. I fear it can not be much longer concealed that her Majesty s mind is slightly affected—a result otfj might almost'have anticipated from the nature of the operation she has undergone. Her Majesty is now sub­ jected to a “cure” of complete isola­ tion at the lonely Castle of Ulriksdal. with a view to bringing more rest to her mind. She is not allowed to re» Wright Bro’s. celve any visitors, not. even her bus’ band and ohildren. The only person Dealers in with whom her Majesty is permitted Hamess. Saddles, Etc, Etc, ■ to have tho least intercourse is t.-r ( ithful lady-in-wating and friend, Repairing neatly done at reasonable Mlle. Martha Eketr.i. Through her rate» J Wright's new building. Corner Third alone her Majesty receives her food *n MONDAY THE BARGAIN HUNTERS’ DAY IN THE STORES. “Every day bring» forth a different class of shoppers,” said Inspector Knox, of Bos­ ton's police headquarters, to a reporter. Tbe tus;>octor is one of the most astute detectives of simplifiers and pickpockets iu tbe police McMinnville, Oregon busineaB, and, from long habits of observa­ tion, lie c.'.n “size up" a crowd with remark­ able quleknun ar.d accuracy Ho can usu­ ally ted ut a ¿lance whether a person Iu a big dry goula store is ‘ straight” or “cn>ok- ed.” There is something about every thief If so be sure and call for your tickets tiuit “gives lum away " Notwithstanding the via the disguises which they adopt, female shoplifters and pickjwkets can never deceive lns;sx:tor Knox. The way they act when they meet him is often amusing. The detective pre­ —THE— tends never to st» them, end they at once begin maneuvering to ascertain whether he has really noticed them. Wherever there is a mirror or a store window that offers an opportunity to see what is going on without It is positively the shortest ami tin nt line to Chicago and the east ami south ami looking around, the •‘suspects'’ strive in in­ the only sleeping and dining car through genious ways to study the inspector's face and eye. line to The officer has been too long in tbe busi­ Omaha, Kansas; City, and all Missouri ness to get caught napping in this way, and River Points. the thief will gradually come to believe that Its magnificent xteel track, unsurpassed ho has not been observe,!. It is, of course, train service and elegant dining and tho object of tho officer to make a cast sleeping cars has honestly earned for it the against the suspect, and at the same time to title of tlud out in what manner stolen property 11 to be disposed ot. Tho thing then to The Hoyal ZRoute likely be done is to shadow the suspect through all Others may imitate,but none can surpass it the stores which ho or she may visit, and finally to tho lair. This is a most difficult Our motto is “always on time ” thiug to do, as the thief who has had expe­ Be sure and ask ticket agents for ticket* rience will always make anumberof “bluffs* via this celebrated route and take none at going home, |>erbaps calling at half e others. W II MEAD, G A dozen different places, going in front doon No. 4 Washington street, Portland, Or. and out back ones, until tho officer h-u lost tho scent. ----- IN----- Patronage respectfully solicited WAYS OF SHOPPERS. PHOTOGRAPHER. —IN­ FELEPHONE M . .M INN VILLE, OREGON, SEPTEMBER 11. 1888. s, A. YOUNG, M. D. Transcontinental Route. One square or less, one insertion...............$1 Uno bquare, each subsequent inseritoli. ■ . _ _ Nutiresuf appointment unti final seti leuieut 5 OU Other legal advertisements. 75 rents for first insertion and 10 cents per square for each sub­ sequent insertion. Special business notices in business column’, !0 cents per Hue. Iugular buxine« notices, 5 ceuts per line. Professional cards, $12 per year. 8pe< ial rutes for large display “ads. been adjusted. —At the recent meet ng of the win Catholics at Vienna. Prof, ¡»ger pro- nosed the immediate mtrodiiction of the bible 1n all Old Cathohc f-.mmes and expressed the hope that th? BntHh and Foreign Bible Society would aid them so that every school-child might have a copy of the Book of books. —A Bible in State School, league has been formed in Australia to secure the dX reading and study of the^ord of fi,id' which 1« strongly des red by par cn* tZere. Public op:n;on is res-nng the present “evil policy. a» • lead ng ,iX.rr»tyl«ir-heh -resnug • generation of practical ngofesecdly Chrisusa land. “Monday,” said Inspector Knox to the re porter, “is the bargain hunters’ day. Tliej have taken all the Sunday papers just to see what they have got to offer. Tho nows an« literary articles havo no interest to them rhey grab up the paper us soon as they get out of bed Sunday morning, and all day lonf they poio over it, reading tho cut dowt prices of shim, dusters, dress goods, house furnishing», including tin pails and brooms and all tho rest, and they can hardly wait foi Monday to come, they aro s< anxious to get to tho bargain counters to inspect the 'marl downs.’ Monday is a bard duy for the era ployes in the stores. These i»ople predouii nate, and they look over f 10,000 worth ol Stuff for every dollar’s worth tbej buy. Of course, there- aro other peo pie out on Monday, but 1 mear to say that the bargain hunter h;u the right way. Some of them are known ir the stores os‘hens'and ‘rifters’ and theii mission in life seems to be to make tho clerk.1 ‘tired.’ Monday after Monday I seo bun dreds of faces that I have not seen for just a week, and I know them like a book. I don’t suppose any of them spend more than flftj coats or $1, but what they don't know on th< subject of bargains isn’t worth knowing. They know all about prints and prices, il they don’t know anything else. Some o! them haven’t got over tho old fashion ol trying to beat tho clerk down. That used tc be the favorite pastime ^f many estimabh old ladies from the north end, but with th< modern methods of doing retail business, il is just as useless as talking to a stone wall. "Tuesday is a better kind of shopping day The ‘mistresses’ come out I suppose they have com© to learn that tho bargain huntei must havo her day, and there is not mucl comfort in entering into competition witk lier. Ko tho ‘mistresses' wait until Tuesday, and then they eome forth in all their glory We know them pretty well now, but there is, of course, less sameness in this class of cua toiners than there is in the Monday set. FOLKS FROM TnE COUNTRY. “Wednesday wo expert the country people, Tbe Sunday papers havo by this time beet read far and near, and tho farmer and th« farmer's wife having read, marked, learoec ami inwardly digested all that was thereto contained, harness up, drive to tbe depot and take train to Boston, with ¡wx kets well filled. It is tho easiest thing in the world to tell whet there are a lot of country people iu town. They clog up the sidewalks, if they aro al all numerous, and they gat» Into windowi and hang over counters, as if half bewildered by the rush and noise. One would suppos« that where they came so often, as many ol them undoubtedly do, they would get used tc this: but then, there is a great difference bo tween working on a quiet farm and elbowing your way through Boston'« narrow streets, and if they should com every week. 1 don’t believe that it would bo possible to get used to the change and uct like city people. The country people are good people for ns tc handle. They aro always polito and much more considerate than the people of the city are. Wo watch their interests closely, too, and guard them against pickpockets, to whom they might easily fall victims. Yet 1 will say this for tho country housewife: Sb« knows how to carry her money a great deal better than tho city woman doe* You never see a country woman going along with a long narrow pocketbook sticking away out of i bip pocket, from which it could be taken with the greatest ease. The country woman hold» on to her money as though lt bad com« bard, and was going just in the >ame man ncr. •‘Tbnriday brings a remarkable ©bang* It is the Biddles’ day. There is tho plain, every day sort of creature, tbe ‘lady belp1 from the Back bay, and the nurses, cooks and chamber toilers. Two out of three ol those «re see on Thursday aro servant girla They flood tho stores, looking for dress goods a few grades better than tbeir mistresses wear, and they fill the horse car» with th« knockdown fragranc* of their perfume* Th« wives of 8oioinou. in ail their glory, w ere not arrayed like eome of these. Th« Thursday class is a generous one In many respects. 1 don't believe that tbe average ■errant girl Is saving mneb money. They ■pend liberally, and on their day off they have a pretty good time of It. "Friday is a shopping day which has no di* tinctive fwstur* There »re almost all kinds of ueonlo out on Friday, and usually. I think, retail business is pretty good. Haturday i> tbe ssune, only snore sa i here is a big rust on Saturday, and a very large amount of money 1» .uddenly put i nto csreulatsoo. The clerk get* half an hour off Just to run out and troy josncthtog h« ha» bad his eve on aU th* week, and tbe clerk'» wife, having got • litti« money from him In time to make »osne pur rhsses before tbe closing hour, rushes around la terrible haste In order to do all that sh« wants to tefor* the .butters are pit ra 'AU‘ 8b-comes out late, Lecau«* her hadn't got his money -«u lier in tbe day and ■be smut uee-l» be qu.ck. She «nape up thing» without causing the storekeeper much time and ffito a«ray. lt is an easv ttonc_tm melo»eetb*t t«.-r* are many thousands of wools in Borton who ar* living from hand to and who have hardly any money •» oeptoa t>atartar"-ta»tcn Herasd. ! The New First Render. ••This, n:y sou, is u railroad ticket oflL*«. Look well at the man behind the window.” “Did I ever see him in the dime museum?” “Not as yet; he lias been offered a large «alary for a month’s engagement, but Las re­ fused it.” “IIow did it happen that ho got employ me nt here?” “Through influence. His friends went to the president of the road and told him thi> man was never known to return a civil an swer in his life. The president was going to give tho place to a young man who was deaf uii’l dumb, but ho took this one instead.’’ “And does it pain him to be asked fur in­ formation r “Not now. It would bo, but he has got past that point. He simply freexn Ins vic­ tims with a look and lets it go at that.” “Will he ever lx? president of the road?” “He wants to bo, and that’s why ho has rdopted this course. A railroad employe who wants to climb up must treat bis travel ing public as dead beats and lone women and cripples as enemies who have sworn to take his life.” ------- “Da you hear the woman callingf* “Yes, I hear her. So does everybody* else within half a mile.” “Is the house on fire?” “Oli, no. She is calling to her son Thomas, who is up a cherry tree not twenty­ feet away, though sho does not see him.” •• What dees she want?” “She wants to send him to tho grocery af ter ’i bar of soap.” “And does ho drop from tho tree and speed away i" “He doesn’t seem to. He coolly drops af­ ter more cherries and leaves her to loosen a lung.” “Then be loves cherries better than bis mother ?” “Five times as well” “How wicked! Hu will come to some bad end, will bo not?” “No, my son. He will continue fat and healthy, get the first pick of all-that’s good, and live to be rich and respected.”—Detroit Free» Press. WITH A TURTLE HI NTER. j CATCHING KENTUCKY SNAPPERS TO MAAE FREE LUNCH OF How th? ^nappei In the (.lea in Walt »nd Pul!» M *1 lartl—Ntooplng i i» Me?l Flap*, Ititi«» *ud Fisi» lukrary th« Gam« 11 «Mik». A wild mallard Ink», with ■ curled tai' and tour wives was quietly taking Ins break taxi in the iMMtoin of hi» ftimiiy tile othei morning among the weeds and willows on the west bank of the Licking river at th* •nouth of Hunk Lick creek. Kenton county l\ y I'b? uuzv here is rich in worms, slugs ami tender shoots of aquatic vegetation, and for a tune the drake swung himself on hi> axis and wabbled ins tail in the air, while hi> tieak was twittering and sucking in the sludge under the river s surface with conoid arable concentration It was plain that tn had struck a soft snap and knew it. Once, when he brought his head above water to swallow a slug and cart a little largesse of gentle quacks into uis harem something seemed to Cake hold of Ins Ivjp from Irelow He quacked frantically and bant the water with his wings Then In.- wing» and his t>ack and his head went under while his tour wives excitedly lifted them «elves into the air and winged their way inb another county “Holy smoke! That must be a big fellow.*" remarked French Henry, as he rowed toward the »pot where the ducks had NVen feeding Henry is a woodsman of some repute in tin» latitude, whose attention just now is turned to the turtle harvest. With a sixteen foot ed a “scoop," and bulf a iozen three mob hooks attached to as many «troug sea grass lines, he was out on a turtle hunt. The river at this point is from twenty to forty yards wide, and lips its way over the ttar of clean sand and gravel which time and I’liilosoplilcal. spring freshets have brought down the creek Hit am bettab to bo out ob debt dan in do and anchored here. Almost immediately fashion. feathers began to rise front a spot atrout Do man w’at’ll lio abo't a chicken ull lie three yards out from shore, and the clear wiclout one. water irecame tinged in that place with a Do pusson dat a’n’t nebbah been foolish bloody streak As the skiff drew near to the abo't sufiiu’ er got a deal ob ’sperunco toe troubled point we could clearly make out the wade in. form of a turtle anchored upon the sand De bes’ fríen’ gits tiah’d ob leadin’. about three feet tielow the surface, and shel V»”en de pickaninny hides dur er been mis- tered from the force of the current by a chuf. ledge of limestone His shell looked about Good nacha am mo’en a big plattah at two feet long by a foot and a half in breadth. dinuah. He held the tmdy of the mallard under bun De blin’ boss dat or mettlesome gits many’ while he tore its neck and breast with his u bump. hooked jaws, working with the eagerness of W’en a ’scuse a’n’t cousin toe a lie hit's de i vulture and much the same general action, fadder ob one. id Uis feast upon the warn bod}* of the drake, Offen w’en yo’ jump obab de fence yo' as that bird displays when greedily tearing a jump intoe do law. piece of carrion of which he expects shortly De fiddlali sometimes wants toe darnse to t»e dispossessed. w’en oddahs nd be quiet. ••‘1 hey will plant themselves In the mud on Some men am laik a jug. Dey guggles de the tMittom of the river near shore, those big inos’ w en dar a’n’t much intoe um. fellows will,*’ said Henry, “with their heads Du man dat can't talk ob anoddah t'ing Just peeping out of tneir shells, and in the wobbles ’is chin abo't du weddab. xairse of half an hour the current has dusted De kingilshah doan’ yell,‘Tse af tah y o’I” them with mud and leavesand bits of drift, Hu jis’ ducks an’ comes up wid er fish. until a sunfish can't tell them from a rock to Ef one t'in,c won t unsah, anoddah will. *ave his soul, and so he floats down that way. Do rabbit jum¡»s so fas' hu doan’ hab run. with one eye looking out for danger and the —Judge. , »ther for grub, and all at once something darts >ut. from that muddy r he could get them, and then, raising nrnself on the tips of his toes, he struggled dong for a few yards, when all at once his «trength gave out and down he enme ker oiling Whenever a graiwliopjier would alight vitliin reach of his bead out would go his •oak. and tiefore the hopper knew what hit urn it would be bis meat. But this ain’t -alrhing turtles, is it/” He placed one of the fx»a like bullets In the Miss Belfair—You did not catch my name, little rifle's breach, and laying the gun to bis Mr. Blunt; I am Miss Belfair. »liiMilder sighted along its octagonal barrel Mr. Blunt—What? Not tho beautiful Miss Instead of jxnnting toward the snnpjicr the Bvli'air I've heard so much of?—Scribner’s guns muzzle bore on a floating object al »out Magazine. _______________ lie size of a man’s thumb which was rapidly The Family Too Big for Him. ipproaching us from aixive. With the report Citizen (to livery man)—See here, my -f the gun the object disappeared, and then, friend, that horse I bought of you you guar­ grasping the scoop. Henry leaned eagerly anteed to lx? a good family horse. • ver the skiff’s side and looked down into the Livery Man—So he is. vater In less than a minute the current Citizen—Is he? Wei), this morning my rought with it the txxiy of a second turtle wife mid her mother and my six children •mailer than the first, which Henry dexter started out for a dr|ye, ami I’m dtimed if usly scooped in as it was i»eing half borne by that animal didn't just droop his hind leg •wcurrent and half propelled by its own dy and wouldn’t stir a peg. I don’t believe u ;g exertions down the stream. Tbe bullet bonfire under hi. tail would move him. ■ad crushed its skull while it was swimming, Livery Man—I meant, sir. that ho is a good is 1« tii? fashion of many inland turtles, with horse for a small family. What you want i* nothing but tbe tip of its head aliove water a span.—The Epoch. •*N w. then, for the duck eater I want to ake him alive, if I can. as there is not much Talking Shop. uarket for dead turtles, tbe dealers not cur Mary—Din’t you disliko to liavo a man c.g to take the risk of having stock spoil on talk tliop when lie comes to see you I heir bauds, when it can lie kept iri a tank for Jennie—Indeed 1 do! Who's been talking -is mouths, at almost no expense, if alive shop to you» , ! he only way to get hftn is to catch bun llary—Uh, my youn^ man. He's a street ;i a trap, or a line, or to scoop him out A* ear conductor, you know, and nearly every e has enough to eut there for a week, th? lime bo conies to see mo he Kets ott his shop • rst two plans will hardly work, and while in talk. uch deep water as this the scoop is danger Jennie—What does ho rayl i us I will try it.” Marv—Sit elooci, pita.,el—Burlington Free Then with an oar Henry turned np th? Press. ■ lack earth along tbe river’s bank, sending t i£ a cloud down the current and coin All Out of Style. Copy reader (to editor)—Hero is a story ,4etely biding tbe turtle uuder its dark sir, the dialect of which is most peculiar. 1 uatit le -Don’t b? afraid, he is not lost, as I hare can’t make it out boarings You see when tbe water was Editor (looking over manuscript)—H—ra 19 leaf he could see every motion I mndw. an<1 —yes. this is written in a dialect that was '¡ad »\ried to woop bun out th« n tie would be popular some years ago. It was known as •ff before you could say lk>f but new"—- *■ ;txxl old Eaxon.” It s no use to us now.— Henry leaped out of th? skiff and mtn the The Epoch. _______ _______ -old water which washed his Lhigtis With ne long handie held firmly tn tiotb hands he A V „tent End Imminent. <1 ■aked tbe t»ar with the teeth of the snxjp o that chan over there/" intil they touched. something winch hi« ■vest W'byr practiced touch told him was the game “lle ii die w ith bis lx>ota on Ireforo long." With a sudtieii «bout forward he lifted th? “Hard character, «lif “X j , bet If a bar'oer and an exportât »tatrurtion. and then putting all his strength mto his arms he cast it from tbe scoop s teeth lying wtiiskier*”—Lincoln Journal. sending It id a clean (light of a dozen feetout >f the water high and dry on tbe sandy IVal.TiUîn. First Thilowtpher—Wbat do you think of »bore. It was tbe snaj»p?r, with its jaws tightly closed on tbe wing of tbe 'lead duck. Hr. EtnitM When taken aboard, arid thrown on the Hccond l’bilosoy’v'r—I despise him. fmttorn of the I xmi with several of its con First Ptil'Mcphicr—Wliy / Sec.,e I Philosopher—H* laved iny Ufe gener». it made no effort to ewajie or to finish its breakfast, but remained quiet, with the —No, John, I wo i't ke p you wait- which «as fixed to a j»*g driven deeply into I'm only oa th* first pmtocripL—Tn* tbe river bank, tbe trajw were baited with minnows and sunk in hkely looking holm sZpOCik among the submerged willows. The fish Well Er»pk»y»eye, it should be fastened so that the loop in the gut or snell of the hook is above it. The hook should be about a foot below the sinker. Common earth worms are the best, and should be put on by running the hook through and through them, care being taken to cover completely the luirband tho »haft. Casting is only learned by practice; it cannot be taught theoretically any more than can swimming, riding or shooting. The line in fishing should be habitually kept at the length ot tho rod. Keep out of sight of the fish. When once the trout Is on. never slacken the line. Pull stead­ ily, but firmly, and jerk quickly if he jumps out of the water, for there he is apt to unhook himself ami escape. Arti­ ficial flies are too numerous for descrip­ tion. They may be made at home with a few feathers ami a little colored sewing silk, but fly hooks are now so reasonable in price and so complete in arrangement that it is better to buy them than to trust to one’s own ingenuity unless, indeed, one be a connoisseur, in which case these hints are useless. Tackle should be of the lightest and strongest descript ion. The scientific trout fisher is the man who can cast ally within the space of a pocket handkerchief at about eighteen yards’distance. It must drop upon the water as iightly as ft real fly would light, and the rbd must be held well up and »ecurely in the right hand.— Long Island Cor. New Yrork Times. In a Venetian Church. It was in this clinrch that I became fully conscious of the superior methods of the Catholic church in Europe, at least in their ability to reach down and take in all classes of people. The churches of Italy are open nt all hours and times. The central portions of the churches are clear. There are chairs al sut which can lie used upon special (wens/. his or by delicate peo­ ple, but in this Venetian church the audi­ ence stood ns the., would at a political out­ door meeting. There was an utter ol>- sence of formal requirement which was most agreeable to witness. People came in and went out as they pleased. Even those who were listening to the sermon felt under no compunctions to listen to more than they cared to bear. They could listen to a portion and then move on. People came in out of the street just as they happened to I m » dressed in passing. Exquisitely dressed ladies from the high­ est class stood side by side with market women who came in with their baskets. Here was the first church service that I had ever witnessed in my life where It was evident that everyone was made welcome, and that in this splendid palace of religion there was the most perfect democracy to be found in its audience.—T. C. Crawford in New York World. A JAMAICA MORNING. SCENES NOTED BY A TRAVELER WHILE IN KINGSTON. Some Odd Charartera About tbe BoteL Victoria Market—l‘i i< •« ol Ratable*. Beef, Mutton and Vegetable*—The Dan­ ger of Night Air. Early every morning there were curious scene* around Fat h itxlgH In J'unaica the negroes have to some extent tbe unpleasant habit, common to the l«'r?ssiblo, and even wheu duction fa necesanry. Aa we resume our the fish and meat stalls are full one smells nothing but the sweet odors that float over walk one of our party lights a Cigar. ‘¿Vat you dot" asks the guide, stopping, from the flower plat*e& it cost about |L20(- 'XX), and is well worth tbe money. wltVeyebrows raised with surprise. “The beef, it is al) raised on the island, and "Smoke,” replies the astonished gen is originally very good beef before it goes tleman. “Ve smoke not tobacco here,” says the into tbe hands of tbe butebera. But they kill it and sell it the same morning, appar­ guide1. ently cutting the whole animal into slices or "But I use It.” “Sof Veil, not In Rcononiy. Ve haf chunks, without regard to choice parts or iK>or parts, t know th* iM*?f is good when no use mit tobacco.” Objections are useless; the clear is properly handled, because whenever I dined thrown away. Tbe guide places his foot in a private house the roasts were excellent, on It in triumph. For many years no to­ having no doubt t»e?n kept for some time on bacco has been need in Economy, except ice. but in the hotel, where it was used within by stealth. An edict was issued against a few hours of it* corning from market, it it because tbe practice was deemed an was utterly unfit to put on tbe tat»le. Tbe evil one, and these sturdy Germans must mutton, too, was good wh«n properly iced; linve credit for self sacrifice, ns It Is a hut the best Southdown lamb, if killed at national characteristic dearly to love a iavlight. would not i»e fit to use for break­ pipe.—II. D. Mason in American Mcga- fast that morning. This is tbe practice throughout the West Indies—to kill an am- ziue. mol at 5 and eat him at 10, and it account« Tlie I>?»truet.u>t ot invention* Society proffer» it*» I.b'hest honors and very largely for the wretched meut com- reward» to Its iuvenr»*n* and discoverer»; monly served in that part of the world. but. ns a mutter of fuel, what each in­ Goat meat is not to t»e laughed at, provided ventor or discoverer •» unconsciously try­ It conies out of a tender kid. I ate my ttrat ing to do I» to destroy property, end his plate of roost kid in Bermuda, and like it measure of success and reward I m always quite as well as turkey Ntruwl*?rries are projiortloned to tbe degire to which lie scarce, and egg plants are not as cheap na effects such destriicibm. If to-morrow it thvji look at two cents each, for they are should I»? announced that some one had very small. The native way of keeping so improved the mu-hltivry of cotton house is to send a servant to market in the m.inufactuie th.it 10 per cent, more of morning to buy provisions for the day, and filler could lie spun *:.d woven in a given for one day only, and these will [«erhnjm in­ time, with no greater or a 1?»» expendi clude a pound of onions, two cents' worth of »nre of lal>or and capital than heretofore, small vegetables, a pineapple, and every­ ail the existing mach*.ner> in all the cot thing on tbe same moderate scale. There is ton mills of the world, representing an in reason for this, for scarcely anything will vestment of millions upon million* of dul keep without ice. and i<*e is dear even when lain, would be worth lit tie more than so cheap, because to a hot climate it melt* so much old iron, steel and copper; and th? faxL These early morning hours for sight seeing man who should endeavor to resist that change would, in face of the fierce coin and noticing tbe habits of thr |»eopl* were petition of the world, soon find hiimud: far better than th? evening. I have always made it a rule to t»e under a roof If poxxible bankrupt and without capital. In short, all material progress I m effect?' after dark in iro(»ical countries, anti to this I from a by a displacement of capital equally wit! attribute in giwat jiart my single day’s illnete in all my yrars of mu- that of labor; and nothing mark» the rat of snch progress more clearly than th* deuce a ml cisiting In tbe West liviiea Hut there are many nights in the worst climates, rapidity with which such displacement even, alien one ran t* out with |>?rfe<,t occur. There I». however, this di fife re nr lietween thr two factors involved. I jm I mc safety You learn in time to tell t.y the feel displaced, as a condition of progress, wd of tbe air whether II is safe er mH. - William Drvsnsiea Kingston l?*ter in New \ orb l>e eventually absorbed In other occupe tlons; but capital displaced, in the sens* Till!«* of substituting the new for what is old, i» . Han Francisco policemen say they bAfg pra* ticaliy destroyed.—lion. David A ’ ■aver Wella tn Popular Science Monthly.