the telephony THE TELEPHONE PUBLISHED FRIDAY EVERY RATES OP ADVERTISING. MORNING. V\ EST SIDE TELEPHONE. PUBLICATION OFFICE: One Deer Nerth of oor er Third and E Stt, M c M innville , or . SUBSCRIPTION RATES (IN ADVANCE.) 92 (V 1 00 ¿0 One year......... Sit munito • ■ Three luentlei VOL. Ill MCMINNVILLE, OREGON, AUGUST 17, 1888 The Grreat s, A. YOUNG, M. D. Transcontinental Route. Physician & Surgeon, MejDxNv.L).,, . . . Obioox can?™ “"‘.'t resille,“;« on D street. All calls promptly answered day or night. ------- VIA TUE------- W. V. PRICE Cascade Division’ now completed, PHOTOGRAPHER. making it the Shortest, Best’ and Quickest. Tt>e Dining Car link. Tlio Direct Route. No Delays. Fa«te»t Tiains. Low­ est Rates to Chicago and all points East. Tickets sold to all Prominent Points throughout the East and Southeast. Throng!) Pullman Drawing Room Sleep­ ing Cara Reservationscan be secured in advance. Ip Stairs in Adams' Building, McMinnville, Oregon ARE YOU GOING EAST? If so be sure and call for your tickets via the toga I htata Mmy, To East Bound I’assengei-H. —THE-- Be caeful and do not maku a mistake but be sure to take the W BOTAL w Northern Pacific Railroad. It is positively the shortest and fin sit And see that your tickets read via line to Chicago and the east and south and THIS LINE, St Paul or Minneapolis, to the only sleeping and dining car through »void changes and serious delays occa­ line to sioned by other routes. Omaha, Kanaa»'City, and all Missouri Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars run Klver Points. on regular express trains full length of Its magnificent steel track, unsurpassed tbe line. Berths free. Lowest rates. train service and elegant dining and Quickest time.________ sleeping cars has honestly earned for it ths General Office Of the Company, No, Washington St., Portland, Oregon. » title of The IRoyal Route Others may imitate,but none can surpass it A I) CHARLTON. Asst General Passenger Agent. Our motto is ‘‘always on time " Be sure and ask ticket agents for tickets via this celebrated route and take non* others. W II MEAD, G A No. 4 Washington street, Portland. Or. The only FIRST CLASS BAR McMinnville, is opened Mrs. II. P. Stuart, ----- THE LEADER IN----- —IN-- MILLINERY, COOK’S HOTEL Hair weaving and Stamping. Where you will find the best of Wines and Liquors, also Imported and Domestsc Cigars. Everything neat and Clean. T. M. F ields , Propr. Opposite Grange Store McMinnville. Or TONSORIAL PARLOR, The St. Charles Hotel. Shaving, Hair Cutting and- - - - - - - - Shampoing Parlors. Sample rooms in connection. o—----- o FLEMING, & LOGAN, Prop’s. Is now fitted up in first class order. All kinds of fancy hair cutting dona In Accommodations as good as can be the latest and neatest style ioundin the city. All kinds of fancy hair dressing and hair dying, a specialty Special attention given S. É. MESSINGER, Manager. to Ladies' and Childrens' Work I also have for sale a very fin« assort­ ment of hair oils, hair tonics, cosmetics, etc I have in connection with my parlor, ■ the largest and finest stock of CITY STABLES, Os Third Street, between E and F CIGLÆRS McMinnville, Oregon. Henderson Bros. Props First-class accommodahons for Ccnimer cial men and general travel. Transient stock well cared for. Everything new and in First-Class Order Patronage respectfully solicited Itf Great English Remedy. Murray’s Specfic. Trade Mark. A guaranteed cure for all nervous diseases, such as we&c cikJpnernory, loss of brain power, hysteria, headache, pain in the back, nervous prostration, wakefulness, leucorrhoea, uni­ versal UlMitude, seminal weak­ ness, iinpotency. and general n T loss of power of the generative Before taking»organs, in either sex, caused by indiscretion or over exertion, and which ultimately lead to ¡»remature Trade Mark, old age,insanity and consump­ tion $1.00 per box or six boxes for $5.00,sent bv mail on receipt of price, Full [»articu­ lar« in pamphlet, sent free to every applicant. WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES to cure any case. For every $5 00 order received, weAfter Taking* tend six boxes with written guarantee to re­ fund the money if our Specific does not ef­ fect a cure Address all communications to the 8o!« manufacturers THE MURRAY MEDICINE CO. Kansas City, Mo. Sold by Rogers & Todd, sole ajents Wright J3ro’s Dealers in Harness. Saddles, Etc, Etc, Repairing neatly done at reasonable fates Wright’s new building. Corner Third and Fstreets. McMinnville. Or. PATENTS and Trade Marks obtained, and •U Patent business conducted for MODER­ ATE FEES OUR OFFICE IS OPPOSITR 1 • » PATENT OFFICE. We have no tub agencies, all business direct, hence can transact patent business in less time and •t less cost than those remote from Wash- lngton. -end model, drawing, or photo, w>th description, We advise if patentable °r not free of charge, Our fee not due till patent is secured A book, "Howto Obtain Patents,” with Gerences to actual clients in vour State, county, or town scut free, Addreas „ . C. A. SNOW & CO. Pposite Patent Office. Washington. 0 C WM. HOLL, Proprietor of the The leading JEWELRY ESTABLISHMENT, OF YAMHILL COUNTY, Third Street. McMinnville Or. Ever in the city. U3-THIRD S treet M c M innville . O reoox . M’MINNYILLE NATIONAL •tBARK.t* Tran.acta » General Banking Buelneee. President,............... J. W. COWLS, Vice-president, LEE LOUGHLIN. Cashier............... CLARK BRALY. Sells exchange on Portland, San Francisco, and New York. Interest allowed on time deposits. Office hours from 9 a. m. to 4 p, m Apr. 13 tf THIEVES BY BIRTH. New York Detective» Say There 1« No Such Thing«» Kleptomania. WOMAN AND HOME. 6OME POINTS WHICH TOUCH ON THE SERVANT GIRL QUESTION. Proper Way for Women to Walk—Cai*« of a Vug Dog — Economical Hint«. "Oulunx—Children with Cold Feet—In­ troduction»—Household Items. Several year» ago I found myself—a it ranger in a strange place—obliged to cuange help tiecause of the poor health of niy valued, valuable and well proven Esther Many candidates for tbe place appeared, but It seemed that my choice lay, if not between evila, at least tietween undesirables. There seemed to be the fewest outs m a short stat- ured, soft voiced colored girL She proved a fairly good cook and laundress, of docile temper, willing to labor and to learn, but almost wholly uutrained. lx?tt motherless at an early age, like T'opsy she had “growed,” picking up bite of household skill as she drifted from one home to another. In this way she had gathered enough wisdom to se­ cure food, shelter and clothing, but remained a very child in the management of her own affairs. Her wardrotie was of the scantiest. Une or two little bundles comprised the whole of it. VV hile there was a dearth of underwear, print dresses and good, warm wraps, a poor, old silk skirt, bought of some former mis­ tress, made an important item of her outfit. As the days passed, revealing more fully her utter destitution, my heart sank within me, for 1 read in it uot poverty so much as shit tiessness. Then came the reflection: "Bessie is not responsible for all of thisl How could she know what to do if uo one ever taught herí’ Swiftly followed the query "What are you going to do about it# If you turn her away from her sit­ uation because she is poorly equipped for I tbe battle of life, where will she go# Who will teach her What will tbe end be#” For answer 1 saw this waif a trial to one mistress after another; brief seasons of wage earning alternating with dependenc*e on frieuds as poor as herself, the thin, blasted ears of idle­ ness ever devouring the full ears of her plenty 1 saw her the mistress of some poor but, and surrounded by a rapidly multiplying group of little Beesies, who would be sent forth later, unkempt and untutored, to be i tbe disgust and despair of another generation of housekeepers. And then# Well, the pic­ ture was without au end unless somebody laid bold of tbe machinery and changed its working. Why should tbat somebody not be 1# flow should 1 know I was not being priest or Levite if 1 passed this neglected siSter by? it semed a little bit of missionary work that the Lord had set dowu within my doors, and I believe he meant me to do it. bo, doing as to tbe lx»rd and for one of bis little ones, and remembering that my daughter might have been homeless and in need of mothering, 1 began my work. There was little difficulty in winning Bessie’s con tidence sufficiently to make counsel as to her wardrobe kindly received It was easy to sug.tost the need of new working gowns and aprons when the suggestion took the form of an offer of help as: "Bessie, if you like to get you a new print dress, 1 will stitch the seams for you. ” Moreover, she soon found that tbat was not all, there sure to be help­ ful hints as to cutting and planning. Then, when she came to that bete noir, the button holes, patient, repea ted lessons helped her to fashion tidy slits, as unlike as possible the ugly ellipses that had done duty in the past. ¡Sometimes, returning from "down town,” 1 would say: “Bessie, 1 saw such and such goods of very, very pretty pattern, at low prices, you would find this a good time to buy.” Often the response would be: "1 guess 1 will have some. Would you please get it for me. you gee such pretty things.” And so the wardrobe grew, until, in addi­ tion to the working gear and underwear, there was a pretty jersey jacket, a heavy cloak, a woolen shawl, and a well made black cashmere dress. This latter was a source of special pride as being "my Boston dress,” so called because it was purchased at the Hub by special commission. As possessions in­ creased, so did her self resjxjct. Tbe poor girl had evidently fancied that good and abundant clothes were set a|>art for an order of beings quite remote from her, and with whom she could uot expect to have anything in common. Uf course there were some drawbacks and discouragements. Sometimes a lew dollars would be ex pended foolishly for articles more showy than pretty, durable or suitable, or some nice, pretty garment would be worn wheu about rough and dirty work, to the great detriment of tbe garment and the dis­ heartening of the mistress. Sometimes good materials would be "witched” distressingly Again, the seams would be long and numer­ ous. and the button holes would need atten­ tion when more pleasant occupations were inviting pursuit But there was a reward and good cheer in seeing a tidy handmaiden and in listening to the delighted exclamation: "I didn’t think 1 could ever have anything like this!” By and by. another way to partial release for me. and self help for her. suggested itself. This was neither more nor less than the pur­ chase of a sewing machina If you have never dealt in second band machines, you would never dream what a good one cau be bought for ten dollars. Having occasion to exchange my old machine for one of modetn make, I asked the agent if it would be worth Bessie s while to buy mine at the price he offered for it, or could she do better? Hav- mg heard the story briefly, he «aid that he rould find among bis exchange« something newer fur the same sum. giving many attach □tents and instruction in the use of alL The new p»j«session was soon installed in a light corner of tlie kitchen, end ita merry hum on quiet aftertxons was not more pleas­ ant to its owner’» ears than to my own. it was nearly a year after Bessie s advent among us when the necessities of the family required a stronger and more capable girl in tbe kitcheu. and so it came to pass that Bes­ sie left us instead of the two little bundles of scarcely more value than rags, she carried with her the precious sewing machine and a trunk full of garments such as many a house­ wife might t* proud to own. What her con­ dition is today I cannot «ay. but 1 am very •Hire that it i« both brighter and better be­ cause of my efforts in her behalf.-Emma Martin Hills in Good Hoiisekeepmg. “Two skilled detectives agree in the theory that the disease known as klep­ tomania does not exist. ‘When a rich woman steals fifty dollars worth ol goods she has kleptomania,’ said one of them, 'and when a poor woman steals fifty cents’ worth of bread to feed her starving children she is a thief. Show me a pauper with a real bad attack of kleptomania,' and I will believe that there is such »disease, for. if there is. why should not the poor be as susceptible to it as the rich? My impression at present is that people ai-e born thieves, as they are born musicians or singers—it is a gift, though a deplorable one, and is ac­ companied bj- great cunning and sagac­ ity. Another fact which disproves tlie kleptomania theory is that never in my experience of many years have any goods been returned or paid for by the friends of people afflicted with this imaginary malady; it is only when dis­ covered stealing that they and all their friends call them kleptomaniacs. When a woman comes in here and buys a new bonnet and walks off bold with it on her head without paying for it, or takes a waterproof off a figure and puts it on herself before us all. I know she is a victim of mental aberration and treat her accordingly. If, however, there are kleptomaniacs, one of the Care nf a I’ or Dog. best known remedies for them is found A girl who ueeer owuai any pogs but who in a police court—it is almost a sure M'l a great liking for them offered to take cure. Many rich women who have charge of one belonging to a friend who was large accounts at stores, and are ap­ stout to go on a journey where «he could not take her )«-L Tlie offer «« gladly accepted, parently unlimited as to money, will and the next day an exprww wagon came lake twenty-five cent articles surrep­ with a big packing box containing theeffm-t» titiously if they can. and the clerks of dear pugg» There wv . rattan basket make up the deficit in their bills or ac­ for him to sleep in. • bath tnb, «[»onge and counts. A wagon load of goods was towels, with his name embroidered on them, a cake of pure caatde soap on a silver recovered in the house of a rich woman and d>«b an ivory comb and brush, beautifully bv one firm, the goods being stowed hato I«inu.l, a decorated plate for bis food, a’wav under the servant girl’s bed. and an.) a to«) for milk or water, »»era) pounds never having been used or cut into. aii is full and good roads. A good coating of them Then add enough water to moisten nil well, upon o [»nth, with a little soil thrown upon sprinkle sugar over top, which should be the surface to help solidify them, soon lie- bread, and Istke until done. The bread romes a walk equal to asphalt, and very should be browned nicely Serve with cream pleasant to walk upon.—Boston Budget. or rich milk. Sweetcorn (dried) is improved by adding Drying Baked I’otutoes. twice os much sugar as salt used in cooking Baked potatoes must tie eaten as soon as it. Turnii» cooked in the same way are bet. I hey are done. When they are taken from ter than when toiled with meat. Parsnips the oven they should l>e put into a napkin or boiled in water slightly salted, which is towel and the skin broken, so as to allow the thickened with a gravy made of rich milk, steam to esca|>e. this will keep the potato with a little flour stirred in, when parsnips mealy. —Boston Budget. are tender, are excellent 1 have had totter success with pancakes made without eggs, A severe cold and [»erhaps an attack of using buttermilk and soda —Farm and Firo pneumonia may be prevented if premonitory sida symptoms are heeded. A chilly sensation along tbe spinal column, a cold, clammy Where Caution Is Needed. “There is a great deal of carelessness now­ feeling across tbe chest are sure indications adays In giving introductions,” said a society that a severe cold is trying to settle in tbe _________ leader to a reporter. “Formerly an intro­ system. duction meant considerably more than it Bleeding al the nose frequently causes ex­ now does. It was not given lightly and al treme prostration, if the nose bleeds from most as a matter of course to any applicant. the right nostril, [»ass the finger along the Of late the formality of introduction has edge of the right jaw until tbe ix*ating of tbe been much abused. There is no longer the artery is felt Press hard upon it for five same caution and discrimination in tbe matr minutes und the bleeding will stop» ter. Rusty nails make ugly wounds, which, if “People will often unthinkingly introduce to their friends the merest casual acquainP not attended to at once, may cause great ances, of whose moral and social standing Buffering—[»erhaps death. Hmoke the wound they know absolutely nothing, forgetting that with wool or woolen cloth, fifteen minutes in by so doing they are pledging their own the smoke will remove the worst class of in­ honor for their conduct. It is of course prin­ flammation. cipally owing to the easy and matter of Dumplings for chicken or stewed meats can course fashion In which introductions are asked and obtained that adventurers and for­ be made without eggs if they are made with flour, a little water and salt and rolled very tune hunters are able to secure a footing in cut in long strip« and broken, not cut. grxxi society so easily. If proper care were thin, when put into tbe kettle. taken to see that those seeking introductions were what they professed to be, the opera­ l^ace may be washed by winding it around tions of these gentry would t»e rendered much bottles or sewing it on muslin and boiling it more difficult.”—New York Mail and Express. in soft water with castiie soap It should be rinsed in soft water after removing it from Onion« for the Complexion. the suds. _________ 1 wish to whisper a little secret, especially Remove the irons when the Ironing («done, to tbe girls who read The Household col unins. It is this, girls. If you wish a clear, and never let them stand on tbe stove, where steam and grease will lx» sure to settle on smooth skin. Just eat onions. My sister and 1 have as fine, fair skins as them. you often see. We are never troubled by If the boiled potatoes are done a little too pimples, boils or eruptions of any kind, and mjoii lay a towel over tbe kettle or dish, but this is largely due, our family physician says, do uot put a tight cover over them. to the fact that from infancy we have had onions once a week and usually oftener Alum and plaster of parts mixed with When my sister came home from a prim water and used in liquid state form a hard boarding school a few years ago, she declared composition and a utv-ful cement» that onions were a “vulgar food” and sb« "shouldn't eat any ” But when her fam Soft tispue paper is the host for polishing would shine, and even a liberal supply of mirrors This may also be used for polishing powder would not cover up the eruptions or drying window glasa. then «he decided they (tbe onions) were not so very bad after alL Milk in boiling always forms a peculiar Now. girls, do not be afraid of having an acid, so a pinch of soda should be added when offensive breath, but just drink a cup of begiuning to cook. coffee or chew a few coffee kernels, and, my word for it. your company will not shorten Unslakod lime Is excellent for cleaning their call at all. at least, ou that account.— small articles iu steel, such na jewelry, buckles Detroit Free Press. aiid the like. Th»* great secret of French cooking is » knowledge of tbe variety of food to be had, plenty of time to prepare the food and a slow fira American cooks are in so much of a hurry that when they prepare a meal they imagine that what is nece—a ry is plenty of fuel and a roaring hot fire. With meats this simply bakes or incinerates tbe fiber», in stead of permitting the juices to perform their proper functions. And this “burry up” system Is what is slowly, ¡wrhaps, but surely, making us a race of dyspeptic«» — New York Htar. Children with Cold Feet. Sweet milk or cream Is excellent for sun burns or cbapjied feet on the little boys. The nicest thing to scour knives, brasa, tin ware, etc., is sifted hard coal ashes. If sassafras bark is «»»Tinkled among dried fruit it will keep out tbe worms» The juice of two orange« added to a pitcher of lemonude greatly improv«« it Rain water and snap will remove machine Careless mot hem and nurses frequently send children to tied with cold feet The ap­ grease from warbaLle fabrics. peal of the little ones for something warm to Rich rake will nortant personage. He is carte de visit« photograph. Tbe card is kept elad iu ordinary manly garments. On his in a small leather cover, can therefore easily shoulders he bears a yoke, from the ends of be carried, and (or purposes of identification which are sus[»ended, by means of straps, is fully as useful and even more convenient cans. With a curious half running, half to travelers than a passport. This same idea walking gait, he goes from ono door to an­ was used in issuing press tickets to our Cen­ other, depositing the cans on the pavement tennial Exhibition in 1870. Each press with a peculiar clatter, at the same time ticket bore the photograph of the editor or ringing the area bell and calling out in truly reporter who presented it, and this precau­ musical tones: “M-i-l-l-l-k-oo.” The cook tion prevented “[»asses” from being tiaur- nover takes long answering this summons, ferred.—Home Journal. and while she presents 'esonte her jir; jiu for the tbe quan- quan­ tity sho requires i, ( she 1 makes inquiries as to Music a Modern Science. the latest bit of intelligence that is going Music is a modern science, the complete about, and then communicates the newest scale, as we have it, being an iuvention of Item of gossip that has come to her knowl­ strictly modern times. Ancient nations em­ edge. Thus the breakfast tables are furnished ployed only the pentatonic scale, or scale with material for miud and body matter, and having five notes, to wit—one, two, three, many little fragments of personal history five and six, and in the Orient today the pen­ leak out in this way. tatonic scale is the only one known in.their But the vendor of milk has not this reputa­ music. Tbe Arabians, it is true, empioy a tion alone. Ou the other sido of the channel, scale somewhat different, having quarter In Belgium, where the sox even is different, tones instead of half tones Uke our own, a like character is borne. Hero the milk­ some of the Arabian instruments being tuned women wear short skirts, a clean white apron to quarter tunes in such a way that music and cap and a small shawl crossed over the adapted to them cannot be played upon a »boulders, The milk is kept in cans of brass, Euro[»ean instrument of any kind, or even polished almost liko mirrors. The cans aro sung by a European without giving the sometimes tall and sometimes broad and Oriental the impression that the tune is false. circular, and are carried in carts drawn by —Han Francisco Examiner. clogs. This is perhaps the only country where one can purchase, knowingly, milk of different degrees of purity, 'fhe price varios Hotel Clerk’s Novel Scheme. The night clerk at a West Hide hotel has as to whether ono wishes to buy it—skimmed, a novel scheme to prevent impecunious cus­ with a littlo water added, with a good deal tomers from getting away without paying or exactly ns it loft tbe cow. Coffee being a their score. At the same time he combines aational drink, and as a poor laboring man business with pleasure, and thereby gets would as soon think of trying to live on air more sleep than any other night clerk in as to do without it, milk in some form is an town. Every morning at I o’clock he strews absoluto necessity. To meet this want tho the floor in front of bls desk with parlor lacteal food is offered in different forms, and matches, aud then drops off to sleep. If a h purchased in tho nearest approach to purity customer attempts to pass the sleeping clerk as the funds of the buyer will permit. It is not in Belgium alone that dogs are without paying bis chock his feet encounter the matches, and they immediately set up a used for drawing milk carta. On tho Rhine fusilade that arouses the sleeping clerk and they are to be found performing the same enables him to capture the man who eats and service and also in Holland. Home people runs away.—New York Press “Every Day consider it cruel thus to employ dogs, but to one who is thoroughly conversant with th« Talk.” subject it does not aiqieor so. It is certain!}* Beautiful Sunset Phenomenon. cruel to overload them, as it is to overtax Following the disappearance of the upper horses. Put but a fair strain on his poweng limb of the sun's disk at sunset, there hue however, and a dog really enjoys being able been observed the phenomenon of a beautiful to be of use to his master or mistress. In green ray, its flash being as rapid as that of some parta of Germany horses and wagons lightning, and only visible under rare con­ take the places of dogs and carta, excepting ditions of clearness of the sky. The explana­ near Hamburg, where women, robed in na­ tion offered for its appearance is that of the tional costume, make tho rounds iu tbe same simultaneous contrast of colors, the theory manner as the English milkmen. In Sweden milk is not brought to one's propounded origiually by M. Chevreuk— house, but those who want any have to go Globe-Democrat. and fetch it. Naturally it follows that the dairy is a great rendezvous with servants, A Conredamtn Copper Cent. A copper cent In the pounrion of a Chu- who always endeavor to have their musters luata, Fla., citiaeu la said to bo more than or mistresses deal with that one where most worth its weight in gold, because It was of their friends congregate. In Switzerland, where [»erhaps there are coined for the Confederate government dur­ ing the rebellion, from a die which was cap­ more critical judges on this subject to lie tured by ths United Htates autlioritiss after found than In any other European land, niilk the forty -second piece had been struck off. is once more brought around from door to It is thought that only about twenty of these door. Tbe towns in this country not beiug coins are now in existence —Chicago Herald. large, tbe consumer is generally supplied di­ rect from the farm. The milk is placed in •J till, broad receptacle«, mudo either of wood RuMia's Wheat Crop. A very large «hare of the wheat imported or powter, with a wooden top fitting on very into Groat Britain la from Rtmeia, the Largwrt a urely. Two of these are placed on a competitor of the United State«. The annual vehicle composed of a flat piece of wood on average of the wheat crop of the United wheels, with a bar or posts in the middle, to State« for aov^ral year« past has been 436,- which the milkholders are attached. The 0ud,000 bushel«, and the export 138,000,000. wbolo is drawn by a man, who often wears The average crop of Rmaia tor the same Che costume of his canton. Milk in this period has been 297,000,000 bushels, and the J I country is particularly good, very cheap, and forms a large item in tho very spars«» export 70,000,000. —Chicago Herald. ! living of the poorer classes. Large qunnti- ! tics of it, too, are made into a consolidated Charged for the Correction. “Do you wish to take a cab, sirf* inquired form and exported all over the world. To Kupply Paris with milk is no easy un- the hackman. “No, I want a cab to take me,” was th« 1 dertaking. Tbe houses, rising six—yes, ¡ sometimes seven stories high—contain as a reply of the purist. And the cabby meekly bowed his head and rule at least as many families, and each one made the charge H. 75 per cent, of which requires a daily quantity. The concierge, was for the enforced leeson in granuruM*.— that flend under whose espionage the whole , building exists, sometimes receives the cans Detroit Free PreM» . for certain flats and carries them up to their respective owners. Inhabitant« of other A Trifle Oserlooko.1. Farmer (returned from towt)—There’, tbe «tories prefer to have tlie milkman himself lerbacker, an’ th. molaeees, and 11» condition leave hi« merchandise at the kitchen door. powder, for tbe tick briudle toiler, an’ There a.e those, too, and they are mostly the ue,’Upante of the gayrets, who fetch their sup­ Wife—Where’« th. qululns, John, I asked plies as required, caring little for tbe seven flights of stairs their journey necessitate«. you to get tor met Such then briefly are the many ways em Farmer—B'guin, I forgot all about It — ployed in many countries to supply the daily The Epoch. _____________ milk. One method, perba[»s stranger than Proof Poflltlv*. my heretofore touched upon, remains yet to Al — I must have been very drunk yesterday. be noticed. It is the manner in which the residents of India, be they Europeans or Ed—How sol Al—Look at this bill from my tailor, re­ natives, have their wants satisi'iod. It is tb« ceipted!—Ti.l Bits. I custom there for the cow to be brought jefure . the door and milked. The Gholre or tow­ A worn out society belie Is llko old maple keeper leads the animal from bouse i. > house, sugar. It has a certain kiud of sweehnsM, and certainly in this case dull vers th« articto but has to be laid on the shelf when the now in its purest and mo t unadulterated form. crop cornea out.—New Orleans PutyuM Sitting on bis heels lie fills the measure with as much milk as required direct from the udder of the cow. That done, be proceeds to the next customer'« rwiilouco and does like* wise, and so on until the yield is exhausted. In such a hot country tho advantage of such a «/stem is mure than that of thomere purity of th« supply.—"P. G. H.” in San Fraudase Qitoruc.Kla