ely ’ s
WHY?
WHY do I have this drowsy, life
less feeling! WHY do I have Back-
ache! WHY Neuralgia and Rheu
matism T
WHY does Scrofulous
taiut and Erysipelas show itself!
BECAUSE your blood is filled
with Polson, which must be Com
pletely Eradicated before you can
regain health. Yoa must go to the
root of the matter. Put the Kidneys
—the great and only blood purifying
organa—in complete order, which is
complete health, and with
W arners S afe C ure
and WARMER’S SAFE PILLS your
Core is Certain.
WHY do we
know this 7
BECAlSEf ■ tens of thous
ands ot grate-
ful men and
women in all
parts of the
world have vol- •
untarily writ
ten us to this • effect.
' There is no stand-still In dis
ease. Yon are either growing
Better or Worse. How is It with
YOU?
I WHY not to-day resort to that
Sedicine which has veritably Cured
iUions, and whioh will cure you if
you »rill give it a chanoe ?
1 All of Warner’s preparations are
Purely Vegetable. They are made
on honor.
They are time-tried.
They are No New Discovery, Un
tried and Worthless | on the con
trary, they have stood the test—they
have proved their sui>eriority. They
stand alone in pre eminent merit, anc'
YOU KNOW IT.
AFFECT OF COLORS.
Jk Theory That They Affect the Human
Mind as Well ax tne Hummi Ni|;ht-
There are some curious things in re
gard to the way in which the humnn
mind is affected by colors as well as the
human sight. We are all familiar with
what is termed color-blindness, and
the unexpected results that sometimes
attend it; but color-sound is some
thing which has received much less in
vestigation.
How much, or in what way, animals,
are affected by colors, is not very well
understood; but tlie subject has been
investigated enough to know that they
are influenced by them, and the future
will probably bring out some surpris
ing results to the one who shall thor
oughly cultivate this comparatively un
explored field or research. Some peo
ple can select and appreciate the colors
of sounds; and to them the speaking of
a name presents, mentally, a well-
defined color, or combination ot colors,
different names having diflerent shades
or combinations.
Tlie same namo should, of course, al
ways present tlie sumo color, or combi
nation, when spoken, although, to dif
ferent people, possessing the faculty, a
given name or sound does not present
the same characteriKtica. To prove the
first of these two facts, a list of names
was prepared, and tho shade or color
given by a lady who has this power,
marked against eaoh one of tlie list
After several weeks the names were
again read to her, and tho colors desig
nated by her mnrked. This course was
pursued several times during a year or
more, tho lady not being allowed to see
the results at that time, During those
sovceal experiments the only variations
in the answers given were such ns
would lie natural where there was somo
uncertainty in regard to terms; for ex
ample, the answer to a given name at
one time might bo “bluish," and at
another "lead-color;" SO,
so, what wa»
called “straw-color" might lie after
ward called "buff." Tlie approach to
similarity in the «hade shows that the
same mental picture was present, and
only languago was at fault.
With one or two exceptions thes«
were the only changes noted in tlie sev.
eral trials, and the extent to which the
experiments were carried warranto
the belief that there was a well defined
idea of the oolor of word«.— 1'opular
Science Monthly.
x>-
-------- —
—There are girls who never hear a
big church bell in the next block, and
yet they are aide to detect the tinkling
of the tiny bells on an ice-cream cart
Cour squares away.— N. 0. l'icayune.
SIGHT AND
MOTION.
Two Examples of the Illusion« to Which
Our Sense« Are MultJent.
<
SKfc
Í
Tlie senses are subject to illusions in
proportion to the remoteness of the in
formation that they give from the im
mediate necessities of the organism,
Touch, tho most immediate and least
inferential of the senses, is least aub-
ject to illusions: while sight ia to very
much so. that tho blind often say they
have an advantage over tlie seeing in
being free from visual illusions.
Tlie
illusions of bodily motion are much
nearer to those of touch than to those
of sight, and yet they can under cer
tain conditions lie induced through
visual impressions. Of this the writer
has recently hud two interesting exam
ples. He was standing upon the floor
of a railroad depot, the boards of which
were laid with a considerable open
space between them; and tlie shadow
of an electric light was moving up and
down by the swiuging of the light in
the wind.
Looking at the floor, it
seemed as though the shadow were sta
tionaty, and the floor-boards moving.
From inis it followed that the person
on it was moving, too. and the writer
distinctly felt the swinging sensation;
in fact. Ids attention was called to the
phenomena by this feeling of motion.
The other observation was a« follows
while riding In the cars and looking out 1
of the window, the trees and all are I
seen to move in the opposite direction. |
If. now, one look« in a mirror so situ-
•ted that it reflects the
and-
visl-
scajrc. which, however
ble except in the mirror, one ha« ths
illusion of moving in the op]>o«iie to
the real direction of motion, owing to
the reversal of the image In the glass.
In both these cases an immediate
bodily sensation Is induced by a more
OT leas unconscious inference through
Viaual sensation«. — Baisncn.
■'»'-•'I.
STEAMSHIP
STATISTICS. ~
MR. DUNDER'S TROUBLES.
The Enormous Amount of Provender Re
quired for M Single Trip.
11« Goes to the Police Station and Tolle a
VVo.ful Tale.
Commissioner Morton, of the Bureau
of Navigation, says that 60 years ago a
transatlantic steamer burned 44 tons
of coal daily, while the most recently
built vessel in this trade burns 300
tons. The latter also consumes 130
gallons of oil every duy and requires
287 persons to man her throughout.
For a single passage to the westward
she had the following quantities of
provisions: 12,660 pounds fresh beef,
760 pounds of corned beef, 5,280
pounds mutton, 850 pounds lamb, 350
pounds veal. 350 pounds pork, 2,000
pounds fresh fish, 600 fowls, 300 chick
ens, 100 ducks, 50 geese, 80 turkeys,
200 brace grouse, 15 tons potatoes, 30
hampers vegetables, 220 quarts iee
cream, 1,000 quarts milk and 11,500
eggs. In groceries alone there were
over 200 different articles, including
(for tlie round voyage of 22 days) 650
pounds of tea. 1.200 pounds of coffee,
1,600 pounds white sugar, 2,800
pounds moist sugar, 750 pounds pul
verized sugar, 1,500 pounds cheese,
2,000 pounds butter, 3,500 pounds ham,
1,000 pounds bacon. Lemons were
used at tlie rate of 1) per day per head;
oranges throe per head per day. and
apples, when in season, at the rate of
2j per head por day. 'Tlie quantities
of wines, spirits, beer, etc., put on
board for consumption on the round
voyage comprises 1.100 bottles cham
pagne, 850 bottles claret, 6,000 ale, 2,-
500 bottles porter, 4,500bottles mineral
water. 650 bottles of various spirits.
Crockery is broken very extensively,
being at the rate of 900 plates, 280
caps, 438 saucers, 1,214 tumblers, 200
wine glasses, 27 decanters and 63 water
bottles in a single voyage. No less
than 4,656 sheep, 1,800 lambs and 2,474
oxen are consumed on the entire fleet
of one line eaoh year. This is equival
ent to 2,091,754 |iounds of meat Eight
h u nd rod and thirty-one thousand six
hundred and three eggs, 21,000 pounds
of tea and 71,770 pounds of coffee,
sweetened by 296,100 pound of sugar,
are used in a year, while tlie following
articles also figure largely: One and
one-half tons of mustard. If tons of
pepper, 7,216 bottles of pickets, 8,000
tins of sardines, 30 tons salt cod and
ling, 4,192
4
four-pound jura jam, 15
tons marmalade, 22 tons raisins,
currants and UX
tigs,
”. 18 tons split
tons
pearl
barley,
peas,
15
17 tons of rice, 34 tons oatmeal, 460
tons flour. 23 tons biscuits, 33 tons
salt, 48,902 loaves of broad (8 pounds
each), 53 tons hams, 20 tons bacon, 15
tons cheese, 930 tons ]Kitatoes, 24,075
fowls, 4,230 ducks, 2,200 turkeys, 2,200
geese, 31,312 tablets toilet soap. 3,181
pounds white soap. 10 tons yellow
soap. Tlie heaviest item in the annual
consumption is naturally coal, of which
856,764 tons are burned, or almost
1,000 tons for every’ day in tlie year.
The consumption of engine oil is 104,-
043 gallons; of burning oils, 23,020
gallons; of paint oil, 9,290 gallons; of
waste, 90 tons; of white lend, 51 tons;
of rod lead, 12 tons. The aggregate
employment of labor by tlie company
is 34 captains, 146 officers, 628 engin
eers, boilermakers and carpenters, 665
seamen, 916 tiremen, DOO stewards,
62 stewardesses, 42 women to keep the
upholstery and linen in order, with
1.100 men as a shore gang, or about
4,500 people to run the ships of one
line. The vessels traverse yearly a
distance equal to live times that be
tween tlie earth and tlie moon.— Al
bany Argus,
"O, it’s you. eh?" queried Sergeant
Bendel! yesterday as lie looked up from
his work at the desk and saw Mr. Duu-
der before him.
“I believe she vhas me. Sergeant,
und I like to have somo remarks mil
you."
“Some fresli trouble. I suppose."
“Vheli, I haf some experiences, per
haps. Last winter, vhen I hat panes
ache, der doctor says 1 vhas to get
some medical flannel.”
•■Medicated, you mean."
“Mebbe she vhas. Vhas ¡tail right?"
"Certainly. Medicated flannel is sup
posed to be a good thing.”
“Vheli, dis week a man comes in my
place und likes to sell me some medi
cated fly-screens.”
“What?"
“Vhas she all right?"
“Who ever heard of such a thing!"
“Vheli. dot vhas it. If you medicate
some flannels vhy doan' you medicate
some fly-screens? He says it vhas t<
be an awful bad year for shills und
fever, und if I have some medicated fly
screens nothing can come in. As sow
as dose shills und fevers strike dot
screen it vhas all oop mit her."
"And you bought some?"
“I buys ten."
“Mr. bunder, you don’t know euough
to pound sand!"
"I doan'! Show me some sand und
I p mild his head off! Do you belief I
like to be seek?"
“Well, go on—what else?"
“I haf a fire-eseape put on my saloon
Mel>l>e you find some fault ndt dot."
“On your saloon! ¿1« hat point?"
“On der back door. He
“ vhai mad
of wire, und holds half a bushel. ft
“On the back door! holds half
bushel! Explain!"
“lean oxplain in two seconds, I h it
a man put pop a fire-escape so dot 1
shall escape a tire dot burns me oudt.'
“How will you escape?”
“Doan' I tell you dot I haf no tire if
he vhas oop dore. He doan' let a tic
preak oudt--he makes nie escape i:
Are."
“And you paid for It?”
“I pay four dollar, of course. Peoples
doan' work for nothing."
“Well, I declare! It’s a wonder som<
one don’t otter to buy you fora cueum
her!"
••Dere you vhas again. Eafrybodi
yells for fire-escape, und shust as soon
as I get one you mako fun of me!
Mobbe you like my place to burn oop.
und I vhas ruined?"
“Well, well! But go on. Tivo
swindlers a week are nothing for you.
What else?"
“Vhas Siieneral Shackson dead?”
“Was he! Well, I should remark!
General Jackson has been as dead as a
door-nail these fifty years past,”
“Has he? Dot doos me good, D>t
vasli one time I vash all right, und
doan get shwindled."
“What do vou mean?”
“Vheli, a nice man comes in my place
two days ago. Vash I Carl Dunder?
I vash. All right. Say, Mr. Dunder,
I vasli on to a scheme dot make us
rich. I like you to work her among
der Shermans und I take <l>»r Yankees.
It vhas called Sheneral Shaokson's Dis
covery. but ho died before he do much
aboudt him. It vhas how to get der
sand out of «and stone.”
••Great Scots!"
"Hen vhas ho great Scots! Don't
von like to get the sand oudt if he vhas
in dere?"
"Wliat for; can’t you get sand almost
anywhere? Isn't it as cheap as dirt?"
“I doan' think of dot Vheli, py
golly !"
"An f you bought the secret?”
“Vheli, vo go into partnership, you
see. ( give him twenty-five dollars
und lie goes py Chicago to get some
machinery. lie vhas to do all ter
work, und I vhas to sell der sand und
tie tin treasurer."
"Well, you'll nover treasurer any on
that twenty-five dollars. It’s a wonder
he didn't strike you for fifty."
“He did.”
"And why didn’t ho get fl?"
“I doan' happen to haf him. See how
sharp I vhas! I safe twenty-five dollar
in one lump. I like to soe you do pot
ter.”
“You'd better hire a small boy to
stay in your place and keep sharpers
off. You don't know grass.”
“I doan’! You pring me some straw
und 1 will show you! Sergeant!"
“Well?”
“Look at iny eye! I safe twenty-five
dollar und you call n>e a fool! Now
look oudt! Keep your ear py dot tele
phone. I vhas going homo. Pooty
soon soma feller comes along und
wants to know if dot vhas Gratiot ave
nue. He vhas a shwindler. I take
him by tor neck und preak him in two
fife limes, und if dot telephone rings it
vhas me und I like dot corpse carried
avhay. Good day, sir!”— Detroit Free
Tiens.
AN
ELK’S *BATTLE.
Illa Terrible Strii*«le with a Pack nt Fe-
rocloux Wild Do*«.
A stockman in from tlie Wind river
range, Wy. T., tolls of a fierce and ex
citing battle between a courageous old
elk and tlie wild dogs that infest the
Wind river region. The river escapes
from the mountainsand hills into what
is known as the bnsin district over
high and beautiful hills mimed the
Maiden Hair. While riding near these
falls a few days ago, the stockman’s
attention win attracted by a deep bay
ing. and, at once recognizing tlie
sound as coming from savage dogs,
and realizing the necessity of getting
out of the way. the horseman rode rap
idly to tlie top of a neigh lairing hill,
which commanded an excellent view
of the falls and also of tlie surrounding
country. Ho hud scarcely reached the
top of the hill wheg he saw, dashing
along a high ridge running parallel to
the river, a magnifleeiit buck elk,hotly
chased by a dozen or more mountain
dogs. Tlie race had evidontle been on
for some time, for the elk appeared to
ho about exhausted and the dogs were
not in the best of condition. On swept
the pursued and the pursuers, every
Ismiid bringing the dogs nearer tlie
haunches of tlie tired elk. Suddenly
tlie elk changed his course and plunged
down the side of tlie ridge, mnkiug
straight for the falls. Overhanging the
edge of tlie river, and towering di
rectly above the pool at tlie foot of the
falls, was a huge rock. On this rock
tlie bull made his way, and planting
himself within a few feet of tlie edge
and with loweiisl antlers, awaited the
attack. Ho did not have to wait long.
The dogs came with a rush and hurled
themselves at their prey. First one
and then .mother dog was caught in
the elk’s antlers and sent howling into
the depths below. Just when the tight
was tlie hottest the rock, or ledge,
upon which the buttle was being
fougnt. suddenly gave way. and with
a crush tlie combatants were drop|>ed
into the water and rocks at the fool of
the falls, and their bruised and bleed
ing remains were swept on down tlie
stream.—NC. Louis Globe-Democrat.
I
TWO WAYS. CtfOOSK WHICH!
There are two usual ways of doing what Na
ture sometimes does incompletely, namely, to
relieve the bowels. One U to «wallow a drastic
purgative which evacuates profusely, abruptly
and with pain, the och» r is to take Hostetter s
Stomach Bitters, the effect of whkh is not vio
lent, but sufficiently thorough, and which does
not gripe the intestines. If «he first is selected,
the person employing it need not expect perma
nent benefit, ano he cannot hope Co escape the
debilitating reaction which leaves the organs
as bad or worse off than before. If, on the
o her hand, he resorts to the Hitters, he can
rely upon the restoration of a regular habit of
body, consequent upon a renewal of a healta-
ful tone in the intestinal caual. Besides health
fully relaxing the bowels, the Bitters arouses a
dormant liver, imparts a beneficial impetus to
the action of the kidneys, and counteracts the
early twinges of rheumatism, a tendency to
gout, and malaria in all its forms.
catarrh
CREAM BALM.
lianulvM (ultet «niel. «.„
sud piwwviu. Uu>o..u.plol.,o
frvcklvu
tdl tleiuhhe« *ud ’ roireb
U-ed and iudoned
DqJßGlSJS and D ea L íks E veryvíi I eue
I am surprised
after using Blys
Cream Balm two
months to find the
right nostril which
was closed for »'
years, is open
and free as the
other. I fed very
thankful.—B. H.
Cressengham, Hi
18th St., Brooklyn.
T he C hasá V ogeler C o -B alto M o ;
1LY BROTHERS ì 6 Warren Street. New York
C/
_are cured by
according to
k D irections with each
^OMPTÍfPERFEC^X
There is not a moment without some duty.
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REWARD]
41UUU uuuiu «ub»uuc»«iuundh.V?l ma v-
cretlon should avail th.iLrii‘5 of S,Q,h3
A posit!v« emguarantoed In «ve?i
Low price«, prompt delivery
A richly frosted quivering flying Dove.
MANUFACTURKHM AMD
«AUvrACTuasss
amo IMPORTERS
imisibish » OF
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Urinary and V enereal Ihrea...
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Write fur Circulars.
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MIDDLE-AGED MEN>*»tra.
nnow scene and a full set of magnificent
IUuilrated ('»ulosura wni free on »ppHr»tl<H>.
ca«e of Kidneys or Bladder Weak- nbl<^w>thdi
floral cards. Fourteen artistic pieces.
Bl« <JtiM<iven on Ivar-
Ti, Ki« n Dav Samples worth $1.50. hRl«l'- Debility, Wasting of Sex«u(
«to.,
Sent to anyone who will buy from a drug
Jnot u.."
(HE
1 . r tlTSTr«. trot
I««?» Writ.
Write B.sW-
B1BW- and restored to healthy vigor
sal satisfaction In lb.
N, B. Persona unable to v’ialt n« »«..«.
* ",wvllm Howe« Co Woll v.lH Irli.
gist a box of the genuine D r C. M’L ane m
at tholr homes, by correspondence VZ«!*
cure ot Oonorrbma ar a
I TO 5 DATS.
C elebrated L iver P ills (price 2-» eta.)
instructions sent by mail or wSS. “<71I c ‘,* ru J
Gleet. I prescribe II and
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V-OIU’Uuii
and mail us the outside wrapper from the
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box with 4 cents in stamps. Write your
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CLOSING- OUT
Lstrat designs In PERCALE SHIRTS, throe Uto.t
stjle Collars and one pair Cuffs, tl.50 each.
MAY TO BEI L.
Dear Bell: I’ll write you a short letter
To say I’m wonderfully better;
How much that means you ought to know.
Who saw me just one month ago —
Thin, nervous, fretful, white as chalk.
Almost too weak to breathe or talk;
Head throbbing, as if tit for breaking,
A weary, ever-present aching.
But now life seems a different thing;
1 feel as glad as bird" on wing!
I say, and fear no contradiction.
That Pierce's Favorite Prescription
Is grand! Why, I’d have died without it!
Ma thinks there’s no mistake about it.
It’s driven all my ills away;
Just come and see! Yours ever.
M ay
Wit is folly, unless a wise man has the keep
ing of it.
Consumption« Wasting Diseases»
And General Debility. Doctors disagree as to
the relative value of Cod Liver Oil and Hypo
phosphites; the one supplying strength and
flesh, the other giving nerve power, and acting
as a tonic to the digestive and entire system.
Butin MrotVa KmnlNlon of Cod Liver Oil
with Hypophosphites the two are combined,
and the effect is wonderful. Thousands who
have derived no permanent benefit from other
preparations have been cured by this. Scott’s
Emulsion is perfectly palatable and easily di
gested by those who cannot tolerate plain Cod
Liver Oil.
_
Beauty without grace is a hook without bait.
WHAT A DVNCE!
I Buffered with fever, hot head and foul breath.
With Btomachdlsorderod—wai elck uulodeath,
1 bore it a week—surely I whs a dunce —
Then I took a few •'PeUeta"-they cured me at
once.
What a dunoe. Indeed, to neglect such a
remedy and suffer a week, when quick relief
could have been found in Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant
Purgative Pellets.
The heart has reasons that reason does not
understand.
FROM THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF
WESCHKSTER CO. NEW YORK.
W hitk P lains , N. Y. April 10, 1886.
I have received many letters in reference
to my testimonial, lately published, com
mending A llcock ’ s P orous P lasters .
I cannot spare the time to answer them
in writing, therefore would again say,
through the pre»H that I have found A ll
cock ' s P orous P lasters invaluable as
chest protectors and shields against
coughs and colds. Furthermore, I have
found A llcock ’ s P lanters unequaled for
pains in side, back and chest.
N elson H. B aker .
North G-arolina.
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Has made the Pipe a popular
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O
olopedla of u«efui 1^'
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I
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MONTGOMERY WARD & ¿S
111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chiosgo, hl*
Plauow; Burdett Oreana, baud inutrumenb.
stock of Sheet Music and B< oka. Baud« «nJoW
Eaatern Prices. MATTHIAH GRAY oo K*
Htreet, San Franciseo
PISOS CURE FOR CONSUMPTION
immediate use, it is preferable
O! YES, YES! CERTAINLY!
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A singed cal dreads the Are. I plead guilty. I am selling a “new fangled" inachiu
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THE ’ ADVANCE” THRESHERS AND ENGINES
The Finest an.l most Complete Shoe Cata
logue ever published in the United Staten. It
will enable you to buy your footwear as intelli
gently and profitably as though you visited
our store and personally made your purchase.
often cause Pulmonary, Bronchial, and Asth
matic troubles. "Brown'B Bronchial Troche«'*
will allay irritation which induces coughing,
giving immediate reliof. Sold only in boxen.
I guarantee the New-Fangled Advance Separator to be the best grain-saving. last-
est Thresher and most durable Separator ever made. But, rem« niter, it is not an experi
mental machine, as the Old Fogy machines are. You are well aware of the time lost |thtl
you have to pay for) in experimenting with Old Fogy machines. The Aew Faugltd
Threaher leads the wav. The growling and kicking of the Old Fogy agents is only equaled
bv the amount of grain kicked out in the straw by the O <! Fogy machines. Of course, if you
wish a cheap machine. Old Fogies will supplv you at your own price; but their machines are
dear at any price. You cannot afford to buy a thresher without examining the ADVA.MI,
| Do not be talked }nto buying a machine bet ause it is cheap and Old Fogy tail. Abk the Old
I Fogy ageutN if they will set beside the new-faiigled ma< liine and let you see which is the
I experiuiriital machine, and sold on itsni«‘ritN. 1 have never 3 et had to call on any court to
help decide the merits of the new fang D-d machine. Please exak.ine the court records in ref
erence to the Old Fogle*« plan. Many years ago a man built a liew-l'uiigird machine,
called a steam engine. Old Fogiew then, as now, stood back and said they would ruin the
country. Do j ou not want to be ■ uined in tlu* Name way ? R< member, the new
fangled machine is past all experimenting, while Old Fogy’» machines are being ex
perimented with all the time, and at your expense. Do not fool with them any longer, while
your grain is going to w awte.
Remember the new-fangled machine is Bold 011 it« merits entirely. Re
member, your whole dependence is upon your crop proceeds, and if you allow Old Fogy ma-
, chines to waste your grain, you are just that much out of pocket. To pre\ ant Unu. we
that the party that does your threshing procu-es a new -tangled ADV AXCK Th«e8her,
as they are constructed so as to save your grain, Rnd have a belter record than any oid-fogj
machine. Write for further particulars. 1 am prepared to prove ail my statements—i. e., The
I ADVANCE machine will do more and better woik than anv other.
Of all thieves fools are the worst; they rob
you of time and patience.
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!<•»<<* any «Id fogy agent to name A*Y cane where ID
AD1AX1 E machine lias failed to do as represented since its iutroductioi
ou this Coast. Show up or shut up.
J. H. FIMK. Aiuyer and Analytical
Chemist, Laboratory. 106 Vlrst st,, Portland.
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Sent Free to any address.
for it now to
Send
The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill
another.
If you have catarrh, use the surest remedy—
Dr. «Sage’s.
Money cannot make brains, but brains can
make money.
738 and 740 Market St., S. F.
Nudden Changes of the Weather
Or. Analyses made or all substances. Kates
for assaying gold and silver ores $1.50. Pack
ages sent by mail or express promptly attended
to, and returns made
T ry G krmea for breakfast.
See
Antisell Piano advertisement.
South American Mosquitoes.
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SARSAPARILLA, YELLOW
Remember that old fogy agents saying the contrary does not make it so. It will pay you to
investigate. I can prove all i say.
1 also sell the well kiiOAD DIM.EE WOODIIl'RY POWF.H. A number of manu
facturers make them on a royalty but 1 do not know of any imitations, bntani alwaysin-
clined to look out for those that talk of imitations. 1 also deal in Laundry and Marine
Machtnery, Farm. Church and School Bells. General Machinery, Swift Oilers, Orme Swell
v alves, Miller Pumps, Hancock inspirators, Park & Kennedy lhjeetors. Acme and Alligator
W renches, Blacksmith Drills, Self-Healing Butn Tubs, the Westinghouse Engines. See ths
prices: 10-horse on wheels, fPUO; Traction, $107.5; 15 horse Traction, «1100. special discount for
cash. General Agent for Colburn’s Dynuiuos and Lamps for Electric Lighting-* te
•ZOO lightN.
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Iodide ofPotajss
It cures R heumatism , N euralgia , Bolls, Pimples,
Scrofula, Gout, Catarrh. Tumors, Ba't Rheum, and
Mercurial pains. It Purifies the Blood, Restores the
Liver and Kidneys to healthy action, and makes the
Complexion Bright and Clear.
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THE RAWSON LIGHT RUNNING REAPERS AND MOWERS.
THE LINDGREN CHEMICAL FIRE
ENGINES
Some ludicrous stories are told about
adventures with the mosquitoes. Ihavo
) our village cannot .................
do without ■ one. -
You must ■ have one for your mills. You cannot afford U
been solemnly assured that often when
For particulars, address
R. CATES A CO., Proprietors. be without a small one in your houBe.
they have attacked a boat and driven J. 417
Haasome Mt.. Nan Fraaclaeo.
Z.
T.
WRICHT,
Foot
of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon.
its captain and crew below they have
broken the windows of the cabin by
plunging in swarms against them, and
have attempted to burst in the doors.
Although this may be something of an
exaggeration, it is nevertheless true
that frequently horses and cattle, after
IF SO, OF COURSE YOU WANT THE BEST,
the most frightful sufferings, have died
from mosquito bites on board the ves
sel.«. Not long ago a herd of valuable
cattle were being taken from the
United States to a ranch upon the Mag
dalena river, and became so desperate
under the attacks of the mosquitoes that
they broke front their stalls and all
were drowned. Passengers intending
to make tlie voyage usually provide
themselves with protection in tlie shape
of mosquito bars, head nets and thick
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gloves, and when on deck are com
pelled to tie their sleeves around their
wrists and their pantaloons around
their aukles.— American .Magazine.
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—The latest medical theory pre-
scribes only two meals a day—one at
the beginning and one at the end of the
day. If people adopt this plan and
carefully avoid working between ¡liesis
life would bo much easier. It is work
ing so much between meals that makes
life so hard.— Norwich Bulletin.
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SlfKI ¡'we so®
—Ex-Minister Taylor, of Liberia, who
is opposed to a black man being termed
••colored." adds: “Black is the absence
of color. If we are any thing we are
| negroes. 1 am a negro, and don't
wish any man to call me colored. I
was born a slave, and commenced as a
boot black.”
—Washington Territory now claim«
—Barnes Greeley, a brother of the to have over 200,01)0 inhabitants.
founder of the Tribune, is a farmer in
Pennsylvania. He attributes his ex
cellent physical condition nt the age of
seventy, five to the small amount of
water he uses, both as a (leverage and
Skirj& Scalp
for cleansing purposes. Chickens and
F^ estof ^ eo
pigs are his favorite live stock, and
they roam at will over his house.
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— Among prominent society girls of
« CU tic U^ rteimgh™
propsred to fSSi.b yo“ ntatemeSte feim"»!"
*nd " ••’’Inirton. all of which are gi'’1”«
Washington who have become nuns
ihreTh.JhyL,wlc* “ ”.’»"7 Aiitators-.old each sea«-^> ?hrra«rW?r re
P* farn"'rs and threshermen to
RFST
no
’nn,',,!n'>hr’f must b^old Chenin nJs h? ’ nJte,i
M «"V other style or ma*'"
within a comparatively receut period
mtrnrhice it. hut in arknowledKcd to be THE
are Mias Febiger, daughter of Rear
othin » ib known to pcikncb at R j T’ “n.d ron,eQ”e“<!v. »pon its merits, the cheinent Tn fe.Tre P
ri?'.
¡1 in 'vere w^,
“ n "*G’T a T°R - ihresher you ar- making no experiment
com pwrable io the Ci Tiom* Rrstn,» "A.™""«"*,
Admiral Febiger; Miss Coustance Ed la all their
marvellous properties of clean sin«, FAXfil in «»m'nlng oure. DO NOT FE TALKED T xto BVYixr \
Vn”
"frnr'1 b”T *
a MACHINE BECAUSE IT IS CHE4P OR >EW-
gar, Colonel Bonaparte's stepdaughter; purify In« and beautify in« the skin and In FAXGLED.
lortnrin«. dlsftguring. tlchln«. soalv and
Remember,
we
guarantee
the
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Case
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th.
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Miss Bertha (veroit, daughter of a curing
ptnipiy diseasse of the skia. scalp and blood,
miehfn^fei
,Or TO'J.to bu^ » ,hr*"h" k™wn to be reFtehu Tn"1 'h”*heT
*nd
,o
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former German Minister, and Miss with loss of hair.
CtTicvHA. the great Rare fraa. and Cvn SterfoVXir if ,fl ° *^a* Eaeten factory who want thckmschln. P. -P rMt>*5' th»n to experiment with a new fsnried
Sands, daughter of Rear Admiral CV1L»
rotr an exquisite Skin Beantlfler. pre
’"h « Tour expense, whiie your gram
pare.! from IL externally, and CUTK-cn* Ra
Banda
eOLvaxr. the new Blood I-under. Internclly.
I<*"
W'rt7** 'ndantrer it by experimenflntt with new-fa«**
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—General Riulanger la fifty years cure every form of «kin and blood disease, from
to scrofula.
old. He is noted for his grace and gal pimplee
Md every whore Price: CrtKTlu, Uh; Rs-
lantry, and more than any other «OLvairT. <1: Uosr. t*c. Prepared by the P ot
Dm e *-<n C humicsl C o ,. B owtox . M ask we
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Frenchman is the idol and the especial ran
Rend tor " How to Cure Skin Dlfwanee"
b*’ ‘h* mC*t
hero of the ladles. No one elee can «T Hmptea bla.Jthroda rhapped and oOr WS
open a fan or remove a lady's cloak or SW «kin prerentod hy C\~nvt-WA Potr V»
Dull Aobaa Paine simi Weeineeoee In
mount a restive horse in so graceful ^OT.tanily
relirred by the CVTlSt n« Am
and charming a way, and the same K Rau PustuK Uw cal, p sM SU m, ,liM n S.
B eauty
Grain Safi« ami Fastest Tiresber ewr
—At the close of a recent pei formanc.
at the o)M»ra house, mid n Idle the crowd
was retiring, a Indy's garment was
caught in a «eat
A gallant Irishman
rushed to the rescue. and asked the
trouble. “My lace is caught," she
said.
“ Hould on a bit, lady,” said
he, "and I'll relate ye ”— Bango*
Commercial.
—How to got Into a mess and how to
get out of it—At an art exhibition«
"That picture of X’s is a fearful daub,
don't you think?" The gentleman
add reseed: “I beg your pardon but
I'm the artist." ••Oh, I beg ten thou
sand pardons! The fact la, (don't know
any thing about art—1 just repeat what qualities are said to characterise aU hie
I hear evsfyons saying!"
The use of steel castings Is becoming so ex
tended in England st to alarm tlie iron found
ers, who see their prospects for work slipping
away from them.
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Kkll, fci.rreral A^ranta, Portland, Or.