hie telephone . 1 THE TELEPHONE. OCJ K A t À. FUBLISHKU RATK8 OF ADVERTISING. . FRIDAY MORNING. EVERY PUBLICATION OFFICE: One Dcor North of oor .r Third and E Sts , M c M innville , or . SUBSCRIPTION RATES: (IN ADVANCE.) One year^.................................................... *? S Six months..................................................... 1 (JU Three months................................................ 50 | s, A. YOUNG, M. D. Physician & Surgeon, M c M is «VIU. b , O bkgon . ... Office and residence on D street. ealls promptly answered day or night. All w. v. PRICE, PHOTOGRAPHER. Ip Stairs in Adams' Building, VOI^ in. MCMINNVILLE, OREGON, JULY 20, 1888. 'Tlie Great CITY STABLES,! Transcontinental Route. Third Street, between E and F McMinnville, Oregon. Henderson Bros. Props First-class accommodations for Cciumer cial men and general travel. Transient stock well cared for. Everything new and in First-Class Order Patronage respectfully solicited ltf Great English Remedy. McMinnville, Oregon Dr. J. II- NELSON, Dentist Rooms over First National Bank, in Mc­ Minnville, Oregon. Charges Moderate and Consistent Has the latest Discovery for the Painless extraction of Teeth. W« IT. Boyd, M. D- Physician and Surgeon. M c M innville , - - —r»i— WEST SIDE TELEPHONE. O regon Office two doors south of postofHce. Res­ idence two doors from railroad on Third street All calls promptly attended to, day or night ARE YOU GOING EAST? If so be sure and call for your tickets via the Murray's Specfic. Mm Pacific ttii. Tnd. M.rfa A guaranteed cure for all nervous diseases, such as weak „jmemory, Iocs of brain power, hysteria, headache, pain in the back, nervous prostration, wakefulness, leucorrhoea, uni versai lassitude, seminal weak­ ness, impotenev. and general B.for. Taktn. 1089 of power of’the generative Be0 i axing, organs, in either sex, caused bv indiscretion or over exertion, and which ultimately lead to premature Trad. Mark, old age,insanity ami consump­ tion $1.00 per box or six boxes for $5.00,sent bv mail on receipt of price. Full particu­ lar. in pamphlet, sent free to every applicant. WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES to cure any case. For every $5 00 order received, weAft.r Taking. send six boxes with written guarantee to re­ fund the money if our Specific doe. not ef­ the line. Beiths free. Lowest rates. fect a cure Address all communications to the Sole Quickest time. manufacturers General Office Of the Company, No, 2 THE MURRAY MEDICINE CO. Washington St., Portland. Oregon. Kansas City, Mo. Sold by Rogers & Todd, sole agents A I) CHARLTON. Asst General Passenger Agent. Pacific -THE-- Will stand the ensu­ ----- IN----- ing season, beginning McMinnville, is opened Omaha, Kansas^ City, and all Missouri April 1st and ending Biver Points. Its magnificent steel track, unsurpassed July 1st, 1888, at his train service and elegant dining and sleeping cars has honestly earned for it the old stables in M’Minn- Where you will find the best of title of The Royal Route ville, Oregon. Wines and Liquors, also Others may imitate,but none can surpass it Imported and Domestsc TERMS. Cigars. Everything neat and Clean. Our motto is “always on time ” T. M. F ields , Propr. Be sure and ask ticket agents for tickets 810. via this celebrated route and take none Single service, others. W H MF.AD, G A 12. The St. Charles Hotel. No. 4 Washington street. Portland. Or. Season, Insurance, 15. ¡Sample rooms in connection. J. M. H ulery , Prop. Is now fitted up in first class order. It is positively the shortest and fin !,t line to Chicago and the east and south and the only sleeping and dining car through line to COOK’S HOTEL, Mrs. II. P. Stuart, ----- THE LEADER IN----- Hair weaving and Skimping. Opposite Grange Store McMinnville. Or WM. HOLL, Apr. 13, 3m: "Wri^lit Bro’s. Dealers in Harness, Saddles, Etc, Etc, Accommodations as good sb can be foun din the city. 8. E. MESSINGER, Manager. AN ELEPHANT RIDE. Ex-Mayor Harrl.on, nt Chicago. Uaa n Delightful Experience. Repairing neatly done at reasonable On our second day, being provided rates. Wright’s new building. Corner Third with a permit from his Highness, we and F streets. McMinnville. Or visited •‘Amber,” the old city, now deserted- It lies in a rocky gorge, on a narrow valley. The mountains around are crowded by forts and cas­ tles as dizzy and picturesque as any Caveats, and Trade Marks obtained, and on the Rhine. Lofty walls climb the The leading all Patent business conducted for MODER­ spurs of the mountains and the old FEES OUR OFFICE IS OPPOSITE JEWELRY ESTABLISHMENT, ATE U.S PATENT OFFICE. We have no sub castle sits superbly on the crest of a agencies, all business direct, hence can high hill overlooking a beautiful little —OF— transact patent business in less time and l >ke of clear water, on the shores of at less cost than those remote from Wash­ which were several crocodiles bask­ ington. '-end model, drawing, or photo, with description, We advise if patentable ing iu the hot sun. Our road lay Third Street. McMinnville Or or not free of charge, Our fee not due till through a wilderness of kiosk memor­ patent is secured ials of the past dead. Little domes A book, "How to Obtain Patents,” with ZMZ’ZMZIJST TSF VILLE references to actual clients in your State, supported by the most delicate pillars and prettily carved. Then we came county, or town sent free, Address to a lake of perhaps live hundred C. A. SNOW & CO. Opposite Patent Office, Washington, D C acres, in the center of which is a largo and tine ol This water is dark and unhealthy, cov­ FLEMING, & LOGAN, Prop's. ered with all sorts of wild fowl and All kinds of fancy hair cutting done in Transact, a General Banking Bu.lne... filled with crocodiles. We counted the latest and neatest style President,............... J. W. COM LS, twenty odd of them. Beyond this we All kinds of fancy hair dressing and hair dying, a specialty ’ Special attention given Vice-president, LEE LOUGHLIN.' reached the foot of the gorge leading to the old city. Cashier.............. CLARK BRALY. to Here Ladies' and Childrens’ Work we found one of the Rajah's I also have for sale a very fine assort­ Sells exchange on Portland, San huge elephants, of which he has ment of hair oils, hair tonics, cosmetics, etc eighty, which was to carry us over the O| I have in connection with my parlor, Francisco, and New York. steep pass. His face was painted in • the largest and finest stock of Interest allowed on time deposits. Oriental characters. We made our Office hours from 9 a. m. to 4 p. m obeisance. He soon came down on Lis Ever in the city. haunches, shot his legs straight out Apr. 13 tf KFT bibd S trbkt M c M ikkvill *. O rbgox . behind, and on a short step-ladder we mounted tbo mass of meat. Then, with a motion which made Johnny think ftelingly of the swell of the Pa­ cific, our mastodon trudged slowly up. When he reached a particularly steep MARLIN DOUBLE ACTION REVOLVER. place he groaned and grunted and These revolvers are an exact finally gave a whistle, which told me -A. 0-0013 duplicate of tlie celebrated that lie thought a Chicago two liun dred-and-odd-pounder was more than SMITH & WE3S0N. the law allowed. Along our up-hill .83 Caliber, using no longer costs road gray monkeys, with black faces Centre-Fire and long tails, ran about the trees. Cartridges. Some of them with their old-folk faces made pie feel like saying: ••Be good- natured. old fellow; 1 confess to our kinship.” After passing the little lake J before mentioned we were car­ ried up a very steep road into the court of the old palace, which is oc­ casionally used by lhe Rajah for a few Jays »1 a time.— Chicago Mail ------------------------- _ The lady whopo*al to her husband as the model for the figure of Freedom, FULL NICKEL PLATED, RU3BER HANDLE- painted in the dome of the Capitol nt WAiiAxno kqla X. is evebt nrarzer to thb Washington, now keeps a boarding­ fiMITII « fe » v V ä SSOW. house, and frowns upon the depart­ Fu. «Jo by Hardware «ad Gun Dealers everywhere. ment clerks who ask twice for butter. —Don't Wille n ’tier when angry. It is too bad to put a venomous breath in permanent form. Let your hate MARLIN' Magazine Rifle. breathe itself into God's sunlight and Far la.--« „ ftm II Th« g L H fH «be»**« pvwM, only «beolateir tait r.U «1 tU market . pure air. where t can be obliterated, swallowed up in the glorious light and forgotten. Don't put it where it will IDEAL RELOADING TOOLS live for years, a calm witness of your ONT-HALF THE COST OF wickedness and folly. Don't give any Msrfe (hr .11 .:«-. ot <«rtre< n one of the chief musical sensations of tlie Ft. Petersburg season, and Lord Randolph hud several chances of hearing it play during Lis visit. He first heard it at the Flench ambas­ sador's ball, and was so struck by tlie unique character ot both performers and music that his curiosity was aroused. He sought and gained an introduction to Nikolai Shishkin himself, and took subsequently the great-st interest in him and his band. Tho most curi­ ous feature of this gypsy band is the presence in it of a nunilier of female gypsies, some of whom are typical beauties. The more hand­ | some of these musical gypsy damsels make excellent marriages.—London Figaro. | Rushing Hi rough College. But we cannot afford to Imitate England ! in the matter of education. We have no lefrere class. Everybody works. And boys rueu through school and the higher schools— which we, by courtesy, call colleges—to plunge into invoice l»ooks, to make briefs of titles, to gulp down as much law as they can before beginning the practice of what they will learn by their exfierienco and that of their clients’. As to the law—which ought to be a learned profession—a long au 1 sound preparation in the classics is almost a neces­ sity. Few young lawyers and few young doctors have the time for it. But tor the aspirants for success in the various forms of business one or two modern languages are absolutely necessary.—Now York Freeman's Journal. BHAIDED COSTUME. For the front drapery arrangement, a breadth of material on- yard and a quarter ^ido and ono yard five inches long is pleated ii to tho band at tho upper edge and caught "p - »a tho left sido. Tho back breadth, which is »yards ten inches wide and one yard six inches long, is ploated into the band, the ma­ terial being arranged in a largo box pleat in i bo middle and in smaller flat one.« at the sides .mid then caught in tho middle. Waistcoat pieces complete tho f ronts of the /«odieo, which is further ornamented with rovers two and three-quarter inches long Largo flat bronze buttons uro also used in the ornamentation of the bodice. (See cut.) Such braided ornamentations as here described may easily l»o made by our readers, or braided set3 njf.y be purchased for the purpose. llui'ncHs for Dogs. Tho dog has come to be an important fea­ ture bl the world of fashion, aud what ho inc I and ornamented with gilt, silver or nickel heade 1 nails. These harnesses can be purchased ready made, though many ladies prefer having them made to order. New York Fashions for Men. The following New York styles in men’s clothing were recent!}' described in Harper's Bazar: Businem suits are of dark mixed suit­ ings aud cheeks and stripes Uiut are not con t ieous—indeed, aro almost invisible—pro­ ducing dark gray shades, brown and red mix- Water Proof Hook Hindleg*. 1 ures, black and brown checks, etc. These A composition has been produced w hich ruitu may have a cutaway coat, fastened by may prove valuable to book binders, having ' t reo or four buttons, aa the size of the tor its purpose the rendering water proof of ..carer dictates, or else a four buttoned sack leather, c-lotb, paper, etc. It is a mixture of • out; the waistcoat may have» a “step” rolled water, silicate of soda, resin, alum, potash, , (notched) collar or a standing “step” collar; fish glue, sulphate of zinc and sulphate of (h * edges are double stitched. Tiousers for copper in various proportions. The applica Cicoo suits—and indeed for nil suits—are cut tion is said to render tho material impervious ra lium wide and hang straight, but they nre to the influence of oil or water, and, if a net cf exaggerated w idth, nor do they have variety of ingredients increase practical ’ h * folded crease down the front and back utility, should be very valuable.—Chicago which belongs to ready modo clothing. A Times._______________ derk silk or satin scarf tied in a large knot, « i Lk’.ck Derby Imt. and tan or mahogany col­ Market for Red Oak. A profitable market has been found for the ored gloves with wide black stitching fire poor, despised American red oak, that has w irn with business suits. Tlioao dressy morning suits tliat are worn been considered of no value at alk Ameri­ can dealers are buying up all they cr.n get in tho afternoon as well have a cutaway coat bold of and shipping it to Liverpool. Tliers i and vest of black or dark blue •corkscrew ths lumber is manufactured into fancy fur­ »•loth, cr of diagonal that is rot • ery wide, niture and shipped back to New York, wl ore • >T else cf the crape finished cloth. Tho frock coat suit is accejitcd as the *-or- it is sold to wealthy people as the real Eng­ lish oak, and at pretty stiff prices, too.—Chi­ rect dcy dresa suit for formal rerejitions in the afternoon and for day weddings, alike cago Herald. for tho bridegroom, ushers and guests. Fine black diagonals, cork» rew cloth or chevi-1 She Though* So Too. He—Do you know, Miss Mabel, I have dis­ —a cloth without facing—are used for tbo covered why my brain is so active! She— I doubl • broasUd frock coat, which is of me- No, Mr. Minuswit, what is your theory I He ’ diuni length, h fostencíi by four buttons, has —It is because I *o often start a train ot corrlcd silk facing, is Ixxind with ribbon thought. 8he— Ab, yes! Tbs “Limited.”— braiil and lined w»x.-BoaUm CummeruaJ. NO. 13. STRAY BITS. J. F Irwhift, of Oswego, N. Y., paid 110,000 for a Bibia One of the business colleges in Cleveland has a department of phrenology There are laws against using profane Ian guage by telephone in all states except Con necticut* A barber at Rues. Art, while shaving s man was seised with an attack of tootnicida mania aud cut his customer’s throat fiou ear to ear At Denison, Tex., a belated passenger emptied his revolver at the train that ha< not waited for him, and was promptly takei iu band by the police. There is said to be only one survivor of a once powerful Indian tribe in California When he dies the language spoken by th- tribe will become extinct. Honesty is sometimes rewarded. A Nev Orleans lad found a valuable sac he I, and upon taking it to the owner, who bad advoi Used the U ms , was made happy with a bran« uew $100 bill. Professional burglars are going the round- of the country towns just now. it is then usual summer begira, and the guardians o: the [Mace anuuld be on the watch forsueb un welcome visitors* Ix»ss than one-half of the senators now ii i»flice were liorn in tbo states which they rep resent. Americans seldom emigrate out ol the country, but Choy do a great deal of emi grating at »out in their own land. The managers of a western railroad which is experimenting with natural gas believt that it may yet prove not only the cheapen' of fuel for the locomotive, but excellent f*w beating as well as lighting the cars. American authors are more read than the English in Japan. Last year 85,000 Englisl and 119,000 American books were imports into that country, so that the old question “Who reads an American book/” was fairh answered. The Zilvem Kruis, the fl>st Dutch man o war to enter the Golden Get»«in fifteen yenr> m lying off San Franciseo. She u a trainin ship on her way to Ja|»an, China and th Dutch colonies in India, where she will mat a prolonged stay. Miss Eliza Bliss, of Rehoboth, Conn., aui plied a tramp with a meal. While she wa preparing the food the trump sang “Nearei My Ckxi, to Thee," aud at the same tiur stole tho latly’s pocketbook and $25 Iron tier bureau drawer. The new Inman steamship, the City of New* York, is warranted by her builders to b* unsinkable. That is, one condition laid dowi m the contract by the company was that sh< should be unsinkable, although she is of Iron and has a capacity of 10,500 tons. A New England man has beaten the greer goods sawdust men at their own game. Hi ;ot one of their circulars, and in reply asked for a sample of their goods. They sent hint a genuine $1 bill, and the gentleman of Nev England stopped the correspondence then and there. As a wedding party was driving through the streets of a Pennsylvania town on theii way to the church at which the ceremony was to be performed, the carriages drov* over a little girl, killing her immediately The arrest of the party prevented the mat riage, and it has been postponed. 'Hie smallest circular saw in practical us» is a tiny disc about the size of a British shii ling, which is employed for cutting the slit» in gold [wms. These saws are about as thick us ordinary pa[»er, and revolve some foui thousand times per minute. The high veloc­ ity keeps them rigid, notwithstanding th* thinness. Ijondon bankers have for a long timo l»eei seeking to obtain an additional fifteen min utes of gra<*e to get their checks through th« «-tearing house after the close of business cue I «lay. The clearing house has finally con ce*led five minuU‘8, and it is said that tb< »»ankers welcome even this as an almost in estimable boon. Near North Adams, Mass., two girls of b and 10 went out after May floweis and lost their way in the w<»ods. Home time aftei • lark they stumbled upon a farm house ano asked shelter, but were refused, so they wen forced to remain all night in the woods, and were found by the searching party at mom n.g half dead from cold, fright and exhaus tion. A Montana newspaper says that the day» of staging in the hills are rapidy de[»artmg Steaiu is fast taking the place of horse and mule power, and Pullman coaches are crowd mg out the swayback stages of old. Tht notei* Northwestern Trans porta tion com ¡»any has begun to dispose of its plant, aim is preparing to hunt for business on the rap idly receding frontier. The five stones erected to mark “Mason and Dixon’s line” between Maiyland and Pennsylvania have just« had their annual visitation by commissioueni, who re|»ort one in good condition, one lost, one broken, on* dislodged by mining operations, and the fifth, which bears on one si«le the arms of Pennsyl vania, on the other those of lx>rd Baltimore, badly damaged by vandal relic hunters A cobra bite has been cured Dr. Richards as reported by The India Daily News, s> handling a cobra with the intention of ex trading some poison, when he was bitten on the finger. He immediately cut it open t< the bone above the wound, and applied per manganate <»f potash, put on a ligature and hurried off for advice. Another doctor opened the wound and cauterized it with nitric acid, and Dr Richards has recovered CREATION S LOWER ORDERS. The pride of Kingman county, Kan., is a bull that weighs 4,250 pound a An alligator nest, found tn Rice creek Fla., contained forty-three young saurian* According to the naturalists wasps remem b»jr the locality of their nests just ninety-six hours. There are 40.000 reptiles kept in one room in the Smithsonian institution at Washing ton. It is needless to add they are kept io alcohol. A greet snowy pelican, that had somehow got woefully astray, was shot the other day near Albany, Ga. The hunter says that “at first be took it for a calf.” A man In iXetroit was saved from a hor rible death by the courage of two pet cats, which cliuwed him awake barely in time to escape from a burning building. The statement is made that no lees than six < pec les of North American birds have becon»e extinct during the last ten years, and it is claimed that English sparrows were ttw main cause. There is a man In Yankeebush, Pa., who has two eggs laid by a Plymouth Rock ben, on« of them measuring inches long anu as a watch charm The curl orb little 11sard »« attached to a chain by a thin band of gold wound about ita neck. 4ivl iMStled In the craaaea of the drummer • waistcoat with every indication of coutenfr One square or less, one insertion................ fl M One »quure. each subsequent insertion.... 60 Notices of appointment and Anal set liemeat 6 90 Other legal advertisement*. 75 cent* for first insertion and 10 cents per square tor each sub­ sequent insortion. Special business notices in business column«, 10 cents per line. Regular business notices, 6 cents |ier line. Professional cards. 112 per year. Special rates for large display “ads." SC1EME ANI» PKOGKESS. THE WONDERFUL INTERESTING MAXIM GUN-AN MAMMAL. ProfesAor Mayer llhwtrHies In a Pleasing Manner With an Arrangement of Floatiuig Magnetic Needles the Mutual Kepulnlon of .Similar Bodies. Professor A. M. Mayer lias devised an ar­ rangement of floating magnetic needles which l»eautifully demonstrates the mutual repul- siati of similarly magnetized l»odies A num­ ber of strongly magnetize, to tlie rapidly accumulating evidence for the reptilian ancestry of tba mammals. Why Colors Cannot be Photographed. Photography has never reproduced natural colors. Nrfentists explain this fact by the statement that color has no objective exis­ tence. It is simply the brain’s interpretation <»f the rapidity with which the waves of a ray of light I »eat against the retina. B*«ats more rapl«l produce the «‘mation of the mind known as violet; lieats !♦*■< rapid, that known as red. Violet and re*l nre nothing but vibra­ tions of the ether until they reach the optio nerve and communicate to that the vibrations which the brain translates. To photograph color is therefore as iin[MNsiblv as to photo­ graph sound. Disappearance nt an Island. According to the official newspaper of tba Farve islands, the rock island of Muiiken, hou th of Humlio, lias sunk out of sight. In a word, one of tho most striking objwts in th« Farve group, which has Iwn sailed part and admired by thomands of people and played an Important part in geographical literature, has disappeared. It once stood seventy feet almve the level of the sea, but the rock gradually crumbled away so that the tide washed over its surface. The sliallow water« a roti nil the island formed dangerous currenta, with fshlioa. or maelstroms, .which were much dreaded by mariners. A Tlnuse of Mraw. A house constriK-tdl entirely of material« marni tortured of straw is one of the promised novelties to be exhibited at the forthcoming American exhibition in London. Raid house, which, according to Iron, is being made in Pennsylvania, is to represent an American villa two and a half stories high, and cover­ ing a spare of forty-two fret by fifty feet* Apidrra A It rar ted by Kleetrle Light. A Washington correspondent comments on a specie* of spider that has «p[»rarrd slnre the introiluctiun of ehwtric lights. It plys it« craft dav and night. Everywhere its web« are arm im|«rting a dingy, dirty ap[»earanra tn rhe architectural orna men tat ion ouUhlo and ceilings iuaida building» that ar» Uh^ mluaM.1 l.v s.lar-*> lertv