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THE DANGER SIGNALS THAT TELL AMPUTATION REALLY AN EASY AND There is au old chirotMxlist in Washington OF TROUBLE AHEAD. who has doctored the corns of all the great BLOODLESS OPERATION. men in the country for the last third of a century. I asked him the other day how IV. Ar. Loath to Fao. th. Pact That th. Practical Surgery in a floitpltal—A Pa many presidents had sat In his chair. Huuiau Machin, la Wearing Oat—A “Lot mo see,” he answered. “I believe I tient on the Surgeou'a Table—How Weary Heart— Grey Unite—Other Warn* have had every one of them since the time of Pfmorrliaffe 1» Preveuted—The Knife Buchanan. I came to Washington iu his Inga. at Work—The Forcepe. administration, but had not much practice Nature is one of the kindest of mothers then. People used to doctor their own corns. An amputation, while a serious is really e Slio is ever ou tlio atTn-tionate nlert to let her very simple operation. A layman who sees Several times a year I went to tho White million children know of thu ills that uiennoe an amputation of a leg for the fii*st time is House while Lincoln was there. Both he them aiul to horst the danger signal that toils surprised that there is about it so little that and his wife had very troublesome of trouble ahead. For years you have been is Ktaillmg or shocking to his nerves. He While I was operating on Lincoln accustomed to read an hour or two or three of naturally expects to sue serious hemorrhage once he admitted a delegation clergymen who had come to see him about hours at night without your sight being in and rapid work to prevent the patient’s the least affected. You can still see the de bleeding to death. He is surprised to find extending the work of the Christian commis tails of the Oakland hills and make out that, on the contrary, it is one of the most sion in the army. They were very much as where the few redwissls are left back of Ran tonished when they wore shown into tho bloodless operations performed ou the sur room where he sat on a table with Lis bare Mateo. No type bother* you and you have geon's tabla The first leg amputatiou seen feet upon a chair, and 1 do not know of any no |iarticular locus of vision, lartterly, how by tbe writer was |jerformed upoi a man of other president who would have received so ever, you have Isigun to notice that toward th* middle age, who was suffering from advanced dignified a delegation under similar circum end of your seanceti your eyes become a necrosis, or death of the bone of tbe right leg, stances, but time was very valuable and he blurred, that ttu> black of the ink grows just below the knee. The patieut had been did not want to keep them waiting. He told grayer and tbat you require another gas jet brought into the amphitheatre of the city a number of funny stories about his expe or the lamp a little nearer to your clttow hospital for treatment two weeks before tbe rience with corns and bunions, and very soon There is your warning, and l.e alone is tune of amputatiou. On the first occasion the doctors of divinity recovered from their wise who heeds it. You have received a Ue was not ready to submit to amputation, astonishment and began to exchange views pointer of the most vaiuablu description. It although the doctor advised it, aud the sur on the subjoct. Then they sobered down menus that you are wearing out your eye* geon then operuted upon the bore chance ol and presented their ease to Mr. Lincoln, who and that the blessed gift of good sight is lie saving the limb. He found on examination, promised to issue the order they wanted.— ing trilled with. To lot thia warning go by however, tbat a great cavity had formed iu Washington Cor. New York Tribune. unheeihst is criminal, both in intent and tbe t>one. the first cause having been an in action. jury. and there was hardly a chance of saving Tho trouble with ns is that we will not A Sample of Suiisel*» Wit. the limb. The patient not having consented, Mr. Cox, of Now York, entertained the prepare for tho toruado until it is npnu us however, to lose the leg. tbe treatment at that we want a clubbing to find out tbut out tbat time was limited to merely cleansing the bouse with bis views on the bill which pro- skull can tie cracked. IVe are loath to bring pjses to give the bodies of paupers to medi I wound aud closing it up. Tbe doctor stated ourselves face to face with the fact that th, then tbat even it' the disease was checked and cal colleges for dissection. Mr. Cox favored machine Is wearing out, and wo almost tain the passage of this bill, on the ground that it. a cure was begun, it would require at least two it us an insult when told that we are not a. years for enough fresh bone to form to make was in the interest of tho living more thau youug as we might tie. Bo It happens that iu the interest of the dead. a whole limb. “I favor it,” said he, “because of tho we llnd we cannot run up a hill with the Mechanical appliances in the way of arti «into degree of elasticity t hat we were wont ficial limbs are now so skillfully made that a changes that tuke place in our mortal sphere. Co have, and tbut « hen we arrive at the tO| The body which is a more shadow of tho life wooden leg, as it is ordinarily called, is al wo have bellows to mend, we ascribe tbe.a most as good as one of flesh and bone. 1! is of little consequence, compared with that facts to a heavy dinner, the state of the at life. certainly is not worth two years’ time to a mnspbore, tight boots, or to any other cauu “I am not insensible to the preservation of man in active life to spend in trying to save the form itself. Who that is human could except the right one—increasing ycara a liadiy damaged leg. At all events, this pa BKTT7H AVOID A BOSH. do otherwise? If, then, wo would preserve tient seems to have come to that conclusion, the memory of our dear and dead friends, That, heavily bentiug heart that thiimn, and two weeks after his first appearance he with their features in a deathless picture, against your ribs when the run is over is otn was again upon the surgeon's table, aud the and since we cannot have them in marble of nature’s pointers, and one given with i. necessary instruments for amputation were and only in dust, let their health and safety good deal of ecriouane.«, too. It Indicate by the side oi the operator it was deemed iu life be our chief auxiety in legislation, that tlie heart stock is weakening; that then necessary to take off the leg just above the i even as in our homes. is too much fatty debris in tho cardiac dis knee joint. Tbe appliance which docs away “Let us car© for them in such a mode by with all hemorrhage in amputation is called law that they may be long with us here, as trict, and that unles* you want a smash ii the Esmarch bandage. This is simply a long sured that they have a ‘life beyond life—an tho market you had hotter avoid anythin;' like a rush. Physiologically, tho hear belt of India rubber about two and a hall immortality rather than a life.’” is only a big muscle, but it Is als< inches wide, which is wound tightly aboul At this point Mr. Taulbee, of Kentucky, limb, beginning at a point below where the asked Mr. Cox if he would be willing that the great clock of the human system amuputation is to be made, and axtending his own body should be given to medical col Its tick tick gooa on from the crodli spirally, like the stripes of a barber’s pole, leges, and Mr. Cox promptly replied, with a to the coinn, and It beats off the seconds o >ur live«, tangibly, audibly and ceaselessly but overlapping toward the body fot twinkle in his eye: so long as our horoscope permits. But mow eighteen inches or more, and then at the “I would have to ask my wife about that.” of all should wo remember that It iitiuialarn point of the bandage nearest tho body a stout Of course, this “brought down” the house. clock, its warnings being varied, but munis rublter cord is tied vary tightly The rubbee —Washington Cor. New York Tribune. talcable. There is the intermittent bent, th band is then unwound aud the limb is left flutter, the rattle and the wild throb -al altogether bloodless and with tbe blood vea pointers offered us by nature. Something i Agreeably Disappointed. seis tightly compressed at the point whore It is one of the misfortunes of tho rich wrong. Perhaps it is only a case of indi tbe rubber cord remains. The effect of wind gestion, or the lack of a little iron In th* ing the mbber about the limb in this way is senators to l>e constantly besieged by appli blotsl, or tho presence of an oztre amount oi to drive the blood from all the veius and ar cants for • aall loans. Among tho most stimulant, but whatever it is, we aro lien teries back Into tbe body, ind to leave bo wealthy men of tho senate is Brown, of afforded au opport unity of finding out Georgia, whoso patriarchal beard and air of hind nothing but tbe bone and tissues. Then the <urg«?on begins bis work. He solemnity made him a particular target for whether the trouble is teni|sirnry or permit nent. Tho one with care can lie removed need not hurry—he has plenty if time to de tho impecunious. Tho way in which ho re his work carefully and thoroughly. In the pelled one of tho applicants on his generosity tho other with care can l>o alleviated. Fai. to heed the warning, and some time when case in oomt tie propose», to cut the bone is related something like this: Across the hotel table from the senator sat you are making an after dinner sjss- h you about three inches il>ove the knee joint. The will fall forward on tlie table and never read flesh was «ound and healthy from the knee a sad eyed woman boarder who had once been your obituary notice. joint upward, xnd it was necessary in this, in good circumstances, but upon whom ad Your barber one day rends the cold shiver» as in all cases >f amputation, to so cut the versity had frowned of late. “Senator,” said this sad eyed lady, “you iown your lwtek by telling you that yoai tissues ‘hat there would remain a flap, ns it hair is gett ing thin on the top of your head ordinarily calle-i. >1 flesh which should com southerners are so chivalrous, so ready to as You hiul known it alr.suly; you had noticed pletely cover the >nd of the bone where it sist those in distress.” “Yes,” replied tho senator, hesitating; he for Very many weeks pest thut your brusln. was taken off. Taking a rather narrow carried off a sad lot of your crop in Its bladed scalpel >r surgeon’s kuife, «barj had heard that before from sail eyed people, bristl*** every time you used them, and by pointed and with a blade about 12 inches and ho thought he divined what was coming. tho use of your hand glass and the uilrroi “Would you, senator, with your true long, h? -api-ily rat the flesh from the knee you hail round out that the scalp on thr □an liagonally upward to the point where at southern chivalry, do me a favor and a great crown was beginning to show through, that kindness? ” □reposed o «ev^r he t»one and dkewise jd “Yes, madam, what is—that is—it depeuds .he parting was getting very broad und the the oooosite <i le )f he limb making a V forebMd very high. All this you had known, shaped Incision >n tach «ide if cha leg somewhat”----- but you hail thought it a secret, between through u! na :i.<s ijs x> .ho bone N>t ! I “Think well, senator, before you promise, vonrself and your mirror, so that when the iron )f blond foe t vxl no ’ourse >f the for it is a great kindness.” The tones of the same old song tho senator artier brutally tells you that the effects of knife n <*1 '.t* «>r< Die -uttiag >t the the thinning out process are plain to every tissues x.’cuoi-jil «xrcely ;hree mi.iu-ee. and had hoard many times before from parties >ne. you cuunot help being shocked. When then rirpon vu r-vlf xj Lie-.hsia« who wanted a ¿10 loan. you ie: home you put yourself in a strong This •.iw'.r'ini »nt. il'bmgh. if -ourse. >f Iner I “I am afraid, madam, that I will have to, light and go in for a regular inspection of mak>. «».,□•»-iicallv ne am; u '.hat isod but what is it you wish, anyway?” “That you pass tho catsup—you have every Times ravages. The result to deplorable. Iti tn iwli.iarv •» -..-n ir s in jo tnd ».he There in the temporal locks, cunningly hid mrqvwi »tied .* a tl.iul .hi wra; «1, tnd thing on your side.”—Washington Cor. New len away uudor »he ilurker hair, are two or »■»in-, is rtnl!) is t bn'chsr vnai-l Olli York Tribune. hroe threads of gray. «bile, as though thr hroiuh t '«a >f »‘f This fl.iLihud ».he it ;entIonian with the hour glass had struck Lamar as a Fisherman. u-u’.i” >ar’ >f bi >p-racion, and it had f >u In the back of ».he neck, in the short The most scientific angler is Hampton. He accupi id car“ly Ive min i-ax hairs of the nape two or throe more white The mure d;lu-ate tn 1 mora odious uart has one of the finest outfits in Washington, nies are soon. of the »[»ration f illowad. Thu »Inprise» and his patience and perseverance are said to rvT Awsr rooijoji thixos . ;bo taking jp if the large and imall bijod be all that can l>e desired. He frequently It Is, norhaps, impossiule to Imagine any vessel» nnd tying up >r ligating -.hem. The acts as a sort of instructor to his colleagues ini|»rtnnt arterie« nnd larger reins were who are willing to try a hand in fishing for one of nature's [»inters that Is moro unwil) easily discovered and tlie ends of ‘diem <e;sed bass in the Potomac. It is said of him that ingly received than this. Unwillingly re with artery forceps These forceps were tp ho onco took Lamar, while he was yet a sen I ceived twMMiwt It mean« that the tuno hat plied and left hanging to aerhape t dozen ator, up to the Chain Bridge at Little Falls snne when you must put away foolish things, blood vessels tiefora the ligating began. This for a day’s fishing. Lamar, as is his custom, lull th« frivolities—not the pleasure«, n«ce» work was done by the surgeon’s assistant took a novel along with him, and while *arily—of y aith, give up the ««sumption of It ronstoted in tying tho ends of the v-wsels Hampton was stumping among the rocks set juvenility and settle down to the sir lour ju-it above the point where they were gripped himself down upon the bunk of the river, things of middle age. Fortunately middle by the forceps, with strong catgut thread. hooked on his line a live frog, rant it out age bn« its pleasant as ¡well os its seriou» E.--pecially In the case of the arteries i wa, upon tho water, opened bis book and things, in fact, It is a question whether that necessary that this should be done with the waited for results. Patience makes good »borer time when tho bin es are beginning greatest -are, for if for any reason one of fishermen, and Lamar should have got all to turn, when the noon b at to over; when these threads *hould give way there would tho bass in the Potomac, for he sut still with rhe passions are sulsluod and when tho quiet be the graetest danger of the patient’s bleed his pole between his knees, while he devoured twilight to coming on is not after all tho best ing to lsatb »»fore the hemorrhage oould be ♦.be novel, until the waning sun waked him portion of a man’« life and of a woman’», too. Especially is it likely to be so If wo pay checked. After all *.be blood vessels in sight co the fact that tho day was almost gone and had teen ’.hus tied up. the rubber cord which be also saw Hampton ap]»e«r in the distance proper attention to nature’s pointers and be careful without coddling ourselves. bound the limb n«: the body was loosened, with a fine string of fish in his hand. Start The scluvlule of those pointers Is by no and then occurred the only hemorrhage of ing up in surprise, tho future associate justico the entire operation. There remained In the of the supreme court began to haul in bis moans exhausted, however. Tlie tailor lias or.e or two of them in stors for us. When, exposed stump of the limb fifteen or twenty line, and to his great disgust found that the small bloodvessel, which could not be de intelligent frog had quietly swam ashore and I for instamw, be tells IU tbut we nre adding to tected by the eye while the limb was blood- was sitting on the bank close to him with the our girth below the waistband and not above it; that the legs of our trouvrs nre growing Jeiw. and the location of which was shown h, hook in bis mouth. Of course, this may be only a campaign shorter and that the Aip of our vests the flow rf the blood " itself. “ When hail better lie tuazle a little longer to the bandage bad l»een loosened, tb< story. I give it as it was told me by one of surgeon, standing ready with a hand- Hampton a friends.—Washington Cor. New look «eil-tliese are a few |»inters that are full of meaning. _ Tlw-n there ful of artery forcepe. rapidly seized the end, York Tribune. is tlie fact tliat we can't stand getting our of the ex|>osed bloodveesete as fast as th. Not m Had an Expected. feet wet as we usetl to; that we have to tie l.-s-ntion of them was indicated, and in twe Thomas Starr King used to tell that one of careful when coming out of a warm room or three minutes the hemorrhage was chocked, hto kinsmen was much opposed to his enter and the end of the limb was bung with a ing the lecture field, and were Inclined to into the cold air; tliat we want our meals great iiutich of curious little.leel implements belittle his abilities. Ho one night Dr. King nt regular lionrs; that wo cannot stay up at These smaller veeeeto were taken up one at e invited him to hear one of his brilliant dis night« without ■ looping correaponrfingly time by ligatures, in the name manner the courses, end at the rloee asked him wbat he later in the morning; that the birds do nut tbe other, had been, and when the las» liad thought of it "Waal,” was the cheering re stag quite as bonnily as in laug syne; that been tied, and the last pair of artery forceps ply, "you wam't halt as tejus si I thought we liegin to think of slippers r.r.a dressing gown« as the plea-uree of an evening, tliat bad been removed, tbe wound wa. ready to you'd be."—Boston Transcript. our feet grow oold tf we sit too long; tbat be closed up wo buy a thicker quality of aucks; tbat our It «as first treated with antiseptic solution daughter's heed is Is’g nninj to reach Our Enoafh Is a Festet« and powder in order to reduce to a minimum watch pocket; that there aro litt'.e creasee tb. danger of Inflammation and to increese se'.t.mg into 11.« corners of our eves- tbe chance of tbe wounds healing by first in that the line« from t ie Lose of thi tentian. Then tbe two flaps above and bek v uoee to tho angle« of the mouth are the t»n« were brought together over it, and growing heavier; that we do not tbeedges of tbe akin were carefully sewed look as freeh In the morning aa f irmerly— opposite to each other, and the operation was these are a few of the tlpe which Mother Na over It bad oorupted altogether about forty- ture gives us to remind ue that her gentle five minutes The patient dnnng thia time but Irreetotible la we are hi operation ami remained apparently asleep The operation that tue machine we call ourselves Is surely bail taro entirely painlroi, and when the landages bad been applied and tbe ether oone I running down.—San Franctoco Uhronlcl« removed from the patient’s face, be was tarried from the amphi tiegan to show signs of 0» ton Cor. New York Sun. Henderson Bros. Props V. PRICE, STORIES ADOUT MEN. CUTTING OFF A LEG. Third Street, between E and F Al) resille,lc® on D street. «alls promptly answered day or night. W. CITY STABLES, O„oo, The Dining Cur line. Tlio Direct Route. McMinnville, Oregon No Delay*. Fastest 'Lains. Low est Rates to Chicago and all I)r. J. H- NELSON, Dentist points East. Tickets sold Rooms over First National Bank, in Me- to all Prominent Points Minnville, Oregon. throughout the East and Southeast. Charges Moderate and Consistent Through Pullman Drawing Room Sleep Has th« latest Discovery for the Painless CARE RATES OF ADVERTISING. MORNING. tac a Kap W< 'I Scene in a Broadway Gallery—Whiius ot I ranky Fat runs. The following scene was recently enacted iu the gallery of a well known Broadway photographer. A lady entered iu a glitter ing whirlwind of lave, feathers, beads and diamonds and accosted the affable artist in a scolding tone: “1 have come for another sitting. You have made a perfect fright of me in your last proofs. It is too bad, 1 declare! 1 won der if you can ever do mo justice! You know you insisted on a three-quarters face picture, while I told you that my profile was the best.” “But, my dear madam,” interposed the artist, “the picture is certainly a good like ness of you.” “Nonsense!”replied the lady petulantly. “I never could bring myself to believe that I jxisse.ssed such a horrible nose, and 1 cer tainly have not such squinting eyes. 1 have come to have another sitting, and I insist that the picture slud) be in profile as I sug* geeted.” The acconimo<iating artist bowed his acqui escence, tore his locks when the lady was not looking, and proceeded to arrange his apparatus. Half an hour afterward, when the lady had taken her departure, the uu- haj»py man addraned himself to a reporter who chanced to be in his studio. “Must I always be a slave to the whims of vanity? That lady who this moment left us has had four sittings, everyone of them with artistic results, nnd yet she is not sutisftetl. She is too good a patron to lose or 1 would not humor her. Every time she has a new Iress she must have herself photographed. She is wealthy and can afford to indulge her whbn, but her vanity is intolerable. She is •mly one of a host of people who have the •raze for being photographed. “One spinster lady comes to me regularly mce a month to have her picture taken. She .ins kept an album for the past ten years, which •obtains only her own photographs. One ■•an observe by turning <■ ”vr its pages how ibv has gradually grown m age, month by month. Sad! isn’t it? Uvery time she has a new likeness taken she asks me: ‘Do you think this picture looksolder than the lastf “Another of my patrons is a young and pretty girl, who has gone wild over private theatrical* She has herself photographed in tbe costume of every character she im- |Mt*sonates. Still another is a young man, n bo is as pretty as a-doll. His vanity can ardly l>e believed. He comee here every wo or three woeks and has scores of photo graphs of himself struck off. These he dis tributes indiscriminately among his friends nnd acquaintances. Sometimes he appears hi full walking suit— frock coat, gaiters, hat, gloves, cane. Again you will see him pict ured iu evening dress. I have photographed him in hunting suit, riding suit, and even in his dressing gown. It is a mania with him, but I cannot complain, for it is money in my pocket, ln fact, I make my living by catering to tbe vanity of others. Actors and actresses are very hard to please. They know what an artistic photograph is, and de mand sitting after sitting until they aro pleased. With them, however, I can affoni o sjxrnd considerable time, for 1 can «ell their pictures afterward in the market.’’— New York Evening Suu. A Sublime Victory. The victory won in the civil war was, In five particulars, the greatest ill history: The viators captured the forces opjioaod to them, iiul these among the bravest of mankind; they »-cured the largest territory ever taken In war; they destroyed utterly the subject .natter of the contest; they settled the issuiM »thoroughly that no retrial can ever lie nece»*,'irv. and, most glorious triumph of all, they captured the hearts of the brave men they conquered. Grant did not merely force the surrender of Lee's veterans; he won their regard. There was no "subjugation;” bo dlu not make them “[«is» under the yoke." They Isigan by reHpecting him and ended with a warmer fw-liug; they prayed for him in hto sfflietion, and mourned sincerely at his death. Ills spirit survives in the universal amnesty, «»ial and political; the war worn Confeder ate and the old Federal sit side by «ide in tho national congrm* and meet amicably in tlie ««rial circle. Even in tlie border stales, where one would naturally expect local ha treds to survive I on gent, one will meet in the lame pal lor survivors of both armies, shar ing impartially the «milos of the fair; and if, sx rarely bap[>eiui, some one with more mem- >ry than charity ventures to mouth tho bitter terms of the bitter past, the hearers’ quickly rising frown .ternly re- bukei* the unwelcome memory, or tho sound falls dead U|»n nnsympatbixing ears, like a curse u|»n the mountain top which illsfi on th- cold, pure air without an echo. Contrail this condition with that of other lands where civil war has raged; with Scot land where one uprising followed another for sixty years; with Ireland where the feud nf Saxon and Celt, at the end of two cen turies, i« only lialf apiieoM-d. -Is it not a fact that more men have tieen killed and wounded in American cities, fighting over the "Battle of the Boyne,” than both armies lost in the Imtlle itself) Yet how many riots can you name between ex-Federal and ex-Con- federatel Till« to our common glory, north and south; this makes it a victory which all can celebrate, and it to soon to lie hero as it I« in the [««-tic literature of Scotland, where all the heroic achievements of both sides are cast Into a common stock and ere tho com mon glory of the country. lx»***» During tlie Civil War. From the 15th of April, 1861, to the 14th of Afiril, 1865 (when the order to stop enlist ment* ww imrt’ed), the United State* govern ment “called for” 2,759JM9 men. There wera furnished 2,656,AM—a deficit of only 102,496, most of which would have been supplied in one month at the then rate of recruiting. Excluding re-enlistments, It is estimated by skillful actuaries that the Federal armies contained about 1,800,000 men, of whom 1.500,000 at various times were in active ser vice. Of these 69,700 (very nearly) were killed in battle and .35.000 mortal.1y wounded} while 184.000 died iu camp or hospital. It it also estimated that at least 20,000 died soon after reaching home of disease contracted in camo—die-i before June 30, 1865—so the total loss is usually set at 800,000 Tlx' most orations and reliable southern historians do not put their total loss below 225,000. By counting those who lost a leg or tn arm or were otherwise totally disabled in a number of average regiments, north and M’Utb, we anwa at the conclusion that the thoroughly and ’*nnanently crippled bydia* rase and wounds in both armies were at least 810,000. Adding the deaths in tbs first year after the war of those injured in service, we find that in tour years the subtraction from the virile force of the nation reached the ap- palling aggregrte of 1,000,000 able bodied mau. At the close of the war the government had 201 general hmpiuls, with a capacity of 1.36,894 liada; in these there bad been treated, June «0, 1865, 1,057,488 canea, iu which the rate of mortality a minute f ract ior^tete than 8 per cent This to tbe smallest -** * rate * in “ In tlie Mexican war the any resent war. m<>rta)itv in American I Iwspitala was a frac- |_______ Von 'ter 10 per ______ cent; In in the Criiiiraa w«f tbat in tlie British oreq.itals was W per OMit. Md 1» »not* »txnetous»yvwH •