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Bulwer’s “Pelham** became so popular Im mediately after its publication as to change tbe fashion of gentlemen’s coats, in those days gentlemen wore, for evening di*ess coats of brown, or green, or blue, according to their fancy. In the novel. Lady France- Pelham says in a letter to her son: “Apropo* of the complexion, 1 did not ilka that blu< coat you wore when 1 last saw you. Y look best in biauk, which is a great com pl» ment, for people must be very distinguished in appearance to do so.** Every geutlemm who read “Pelham” took to himself Ch« “great compliment,** and from that black has been the color of gentlemen s dress.—The Argonaut Better Than a Pen Wlperw On the «sergeant’* desk in tbe Twenty-third tub-precinct police station, at tbe Grand Central station, an excessively inky potatc Is always to be found. “It makes a new pen ar good as old and an old one as good as new,” my* Sergt. Haraart of India This was soon shown to bean error, but the name of Indians thus wrongfully applied to the inhabitants continued to be used in every narrative of voyage and discovery, and has descended to our own times, only that wo now qualify it to some extent by speaking of the red men as American Indians. One Use of the Paraeoi. There is a new phase of the plate glass show window study. The ladies have ap parently found out that they can’t stop to ad mire themselves, under pretense of examin ing goods, without everybody knowing it. and have adopted another plan. As soon as one of the fair ones reaches her favorite pub* lie mirror she throws her parasol or sun um­ brella over her shoulder in such a manner as to completely hide her figure from the top of her hat to her waist, or thereabouts, accord Ing to the size of tbe umbrella. Then, hav ing thus placed a screen between herself and the unregenerate starerà of either sex, sht I proceeds to survey her charms, real or ai ieged, of fuce, figure and costume. Five la die« were seen thus occupied before one largì show window at ouetime.—Courier-Journal Mrs. H. P. Stuart, MILLINERY, The leading A SUGGESTION TO HAPPY CHILDREN ABOUT THANKSGIVING DAY. Harness, Saddles, Will stand the ensu­ The Hoyal Route ing season, beginning Others may imitate,but none can surpass It April 1st and ending Our motto is “always on time ” Be sure and ask ticket agents for ticket* via this celebrated route and take none July 1st, 1888, at his others. W H MEAD, G A No. 4 Washington street. Portland, Or. old stables in M’Minn- ville, Oregon. TERMS. ----- THE LEADER IN----- Single service, 810. 12. Season, 15. Insurance, Hair weaving and Stamping. Or Opposite Grange Store McMinnville. J. M. H ulery , Prop. MdbnUi tally ta, YOUNG FOLKS’ COLUMN. AVri^ht Bro’s. —THE— It is positively tlie shortest and fin nt li le to Chicago and the east and south and the only sleeping and dining car through line to A Week’s nuppiy of Stamps. That popular actor, IV. J Florence, was once ail employe of a bank note couqviny iu Sample rooms in connection. this city. He was talking about it recently o-------o as tie was licking a postage stamp for service on a letter which he held la his hand. Baid Is now fitted up in first class order. be: “The firm was Rawdon, Wright, Hatch Accommodation» as good as can bo & Edison. They were bank note printers, foun din the city. and bad contracts from the government. They printed and gummed the postage 8. £. MESSINGER, Manager. itampa It waa my duty, as office boy, to ipend half an hour twice a week witb a brush and my hand in spreading the gum prepara­ tion over tbe stamps Tbe amount of labor on my part supplied the entire amount re­ Dealers in quired tor a whole week. Just think of tbe Etc, Etc, difference between that time and now 1 presume it would take me three months to Repairing neatly done st reasonable gum by band a week’s supply of stamps for rate*. tbe government This old experience of mine Wright's new building. Corner Third was in 1846 or '47. Tbe printers bad their and F streets. McMinnville. Or offices on tbo top floor of what Is now the custom house, it was then tbe Merchants’ M c M innville Exchange "—.New York Tribuna Cor Third and D streets, McMinnville M ------- VIA THE-------- Iti The St. Charles Hotel. iugtw* Rooms over First National Bank, in Mc­ Pullman Buffet Sleepers. Minnville, Oregon. v / iir -UON 8LEEPER8 for second elsa» XCUIVOOI onoFallc Uroi^h truin. FRKIt Charges Moderate and Consistent truiu, FREE n Third Street, between E and F McMinnville, Oregon. Patronage respectfully solicited I I Vili time, you ask. my heart from thine estrange? The quality of loving do not mock I Can hearts that love find time in Time to change! That one tick of the great celestial clock The angels hear, wherein we can but clasp The thing we love and iay it on the tomb— That breathing space, wherein we can but grasp The key to Heaven, and Io! the gate* upioom, And we stand trembling on the outer side. Ask, rather, can a breeze fan out the sun! Love is eternal Heaven Is its throne. Infinitude it* limit, God it* guide. And Time can only teach to ’ hee and me A golden prelude to a love to be*. —Orelia Key Beil in Detroit Free Frew* AKRIVK. , San Fran’ 7:4 A. M. ,„ Fran 6:30 1 M- I Portland 10:40 A M ..I PM»n|«r Dally. Except Sunday. ’ LXAVX. ABB1VX. ii.nd HIX) A. Ml Eugene. 2:4OP M. wt d 9:00 A. M.IPoriland 3:45 1’ M. LEAVX. LOVE’S INFINITUDE. Henderson Bros. Props ■■TWKKN PORTLAND and SAN " rllANC'ISCO. ,, McMinnville, is opened —IN— COOK’S HOTEL Where you will find the best of Wines and Liquors, also Imported and Domestsc Cigars. Everything neat and Clean. T. M. F ields , Propr. A Seat in th. House. The seats in the house of representatives are drawn by lot at tbe beginning of the Mosion. The flrst man whose name is called I takes his choice, and so on. But a member can get a particular seat In thia way: He enlists tbe help of a page, or if the page is too youthful looking be gets some doorkeeper or other attache of tbe ball to fill tbe desired chair The luckier congressman doe, not notice that the good seat Is not really drawn, tbe more experienced one. however, goes and takes it when bls name is called.—New York Press. Shaving, Hair Cutting and- - - - - - - - Shampoing Parlors. M'MINNYILLE NATIONAL' •ÎBAI2K> FLEMING, 4 LOGAN, Prop’s. All kind, of fancy hair cutting done in Transacts a General Banking Business. the latest and neatest style President,............... J. W. COW LS, All kinds of fancy hair dressing and hair dying, a specialty Special attention given Vice-president, LEE LOUGHLIN. Destruction of Antiquities. Owing to the stringent law against selling antiques in Greece, many object, are broken when found by peasants or thrown into tbe m. A similar move in Egypt under Said Pasha produced similar results. A new de­ cree makes it unlawful to deal in antiquities, and will make tbe Arabs who find tombs and scattered antiques yet mor, secretive, and lead them to destroy objects rather than allow their existence to be known.—Boston Budget. __________________ ***** Wark. A guaranteed cure for all Cashier.............. CLARK BRALY. 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O bbgom “luniately lead to premature Tred.Mark, thought you were still in política" old age,insanity and cousnnip- “So I am." wa* the reply; **! am practic­ b™ 11.00 per box or six ing for the presidency, “and be worked tbe boxes for$5.00.sent bv mail on hendía of the ticket chopper vp and down receipt of price. Full particu- with renewed vigor.—New York Sun. _____ **re in pamphlet, eent free to *”7 applicant, marlin double action revolver . novo guarantee SIX These revolvers are an exact to cure any case. Fo_____ ,very »5 00 order received, weAftorTaklag. M. &OOID duplicate of the celebrated •ond six boxes with written guarantee to re- jund the money it our Specific does not ef­ Eliim 4 WESSON. fect a cure .33 Caliber, using Address alj communications to the Sol* no longer coat* Centre-Fire “'»nufacturfl's THE MURRAY MEDICINE CO, Cartridges. - ,., _ Kansas City, Mo PROTECT YOUR HOMES! REVOLVER There are many tribes among the Ameri­ can Indians, but year by year their number* are decreasing. The home of the civilized and partially civilized remnants of the once powerful and warlike Indian tribes is known as the Indian territory, and contains what are called reservations, on which the various tribes dwell. Agents representing tho United States live among these tribes with a view to their further advancement and protection. Many of the tribes have settled down in com parative contentment and follow agricultural pursuits for a livelihood and have become quite civilized. Others, from their naturally fierce and warlike dispositions, continue to give more or less trouble to the government. Among the latter may be named the Utes in Colorado and the Apaches in New Mexico. Our cut represents a Ute squaw and h*af papoose, or baby. The Utes are a tribe vl the Shoshones or Snakes, are migratory in their habi and great hunters. They enjoy wandering about the country and are to be found in New Mexico, Nevada, Utah and Colorado. When a Ute squaw takes up her line of march she straps the little pajjoose to her back. In the cut she is holding the in­ fant in her arms, so that our young people may have a picture of the faces of both mother and child. India Ink Impressions of Ferna. Procure some smooth cartridge paper, then take the ferns or leaves and arrange them in position. If ferns, they look well put in if ivy, it will look well os a border; ** whichever it is, put a pin through a leaf Le.o and there to keep the fronds from moving—very fine pins, or the holos w61 show. Then procure a small tooth comb, a stick of India ink, and a toothbrush. Di* solve the ink in water—don’t get it in lumps— and dip your brush in the ink. Do not get too much on, and- rub in gently along the comb, holding it over the group of ferns. If you get too much ink on your brush, it will fall in big drops; the object is to make them as fine as possible. Rub more or near the joints of the ferns, just as in a photograph, and let the color gradually die away to the edge. Take the ferns off, and, says Golden Days, you will be surprised at the effect you have produced. If neatly done, the ferns will bear a strong resemblance to a large sized photo­ graph. The Elephant as a Num, In India, where the elephant is treated toy his owner almost as one of the family, tn* grateful animal makes a return for the kind­ ness shown it by voluntarily taking care of the baby. It will patiently, say * Ht. Nicho­ las, permit itself to be mauled by its little charge, and will show great solicitude when the child cries. Sometimes the elephant will become so attached to its baby friend as to insist ujNin its constant presence. Buch a case is known where the elephant went so far as to refuse to eat except in the presence of its little friend. Its attachment was so genuine that the child’s parents would not hesitate to leave the baby in the elephant’* care, knowing that it could have no more faithful nurse. And the kindly monster never belied the trust rejxised in it. If the Yjes came altout the baby, it would drive »way. If the child cried the giant atirae would rock tbe cradle until the UUF« one slept. A Tame Gray Sqnlrrt,l. A young gray squirrel found by a party of children at Ivoryton, Conn., was cared for until it had grown large enough to help itself, when it was set at liberty. The children had no idea it would ever come back, but the ■ame night the squirrel came to tbe window and tapped upon the pane. It was admitted, and the next morning whisked away again. It has built two nests, using whichever it chooses in tbe night time, except when it rains. Then it always ask* for admission to •to* house. Thanksgiving Day. —A curious freak of memory is that °.. rk^ett*n8 words of a poem or speech * has been said over a great •umber of times. The leading lady of Play which has been performed seven nndred time» can not remember her eTen by the most violent effort, d only complete rest of a day or two °, rec-*H them. Another actress in P *y which had a great run had to be. •ttantly prompted towards the end, «»reed every day, and yet was con- fly pursued by a terrible conscious- aud*tllat ’hat she waa saying to the i*nee waa simply unmeaning gib- Self-Cccking, Automa tio FULL HICKEL V¿AT¿D, RUBB“ T**"DLF' wAaa.*T cartoons.' Straightway the sounder rapped ‘Stop train by order H. F Kenney, general super in ten« lent. ’ “Conkling was profuse in his thanks A.- the express shut around tbe curve with him safely ou board he made a courteous gestun of farewell to ma "—Cincinnati Enquirer Twn Rtorle* of ConfTfununan Pettigrew I beard two good stories today of Petti grew, of Houtb Carolina, th* great lawyei and Unionist, which I had never beard be fora He was practicing at one time before a Judge wbo wm a Presbyterian of th» straigbtest sect and a very bard workin.* officer It came to be Maunday Thursday and Pettigrew and the Episcopalian* an« Roman Catholic* thought they would like at adjourument of court over Good Friday Pettigrew was selected to make the motion “Your honor," be aaid, “1 desire to mov» that the court adjourn over to-morrow “Why should the court adjourn over to morrow, when the docket is so crowded f asked the judga “Because," said Pettigrew ‘to-morrow i* Good Friday, and some of u> would like to go to church." “No," said th« judge decidedly, after a moment's thought ‘the court will sit to-morrow as usual •Very well your honor." replied Pettigrew adding, as he turned away, “I know there L a precedent, for Poutius Pilate held court 01 the firrt Good Friday ” Tbe same judge was a great stickler foi etiquette, and when one hot July day Petti •*oat and yellow nankeen trousers the judp took bim sternly to task, asking him wbetbei ne did not know that the rules of that cour required its counselor» to appear in “blaci coat and trousers.** “Well, your honor," sale Pettigrew, innocently, “1 submit that I an. within the rule, for I have on a black coat and trousers." “But they’re not black trousers,” insisted the judge, black coat an«! trousers means that both shall be black.' “Then,” said Pettigrew, “1 call your honor’» attention to the fact that the sheriff of tbi> court is in contempt of it* rules, for they re quire him to attend upon its *e*Bion* in a cocked hat and sword, and while bis hat Hcein* to be cocked his sword certainly b not." Tbe judge said no more about th* trousera—Philadelphia Record. Mow XV. J. Florence Wee Saved. Florence «ay, the first practical Joke that was ever played on btm waa tbe means of getting him out of a scrape, and bo baa felt kindly toward that form of wit ever since. it wa* when be wa* a lad, playing minor cotnedy parts in a Broadway theatre at tW a week. He thought bo was madly in love with a young actress at work for tbe same stipend During tbe play one night be Invited her to take some oysters after the performance Then be rushed to bis lodgings, changed his elotbak met her and took her to an oyster bouse. Hi* bill there waa II.Wl. but an fortunately bo found bo had left all bit money in bis other cloCbM, Tbe waiter and tbe proprietor both said his story was too diaphanous, and marie him give up hi, watch and bi, father’s ring that bo worst Just then a white haired, benevolent looking old gentleman came out of one of tbe private dining compartment* they used to have In those days, and thundered at the proprietor “Give that youth hack bis watch and chain and ring. Iwt mo pay hl* bill. You ought to be ashamed, sir Any one can ace thia I* an honest youth aud his companion is a per­ fect lady [The lady waa iu tears. | I will pay tbe bill aud never set foot In your place again." Out tn the street Florence was overcome with gratitude “Give mo your address, sir," said he to the kindly old gentleman. “I will return you tbe money tomorrow • “Ob. never mind." Mid the philanthropist, “that wa* a counterfeit WO bill I handed to that old foot II was worth nothing, and bo gave me »1410 change for IL That's th. I make my bring. Good night"— New Bun. BILL XYE AS A CRITIC. HE BI8COURSE8 TOUCHINGLY UPON ACTOR O’CONNOR’S HAMLET. A Few Remark, o* the Manner In Which She Aotor “Did Up” the Play—Mr, bye's Chilling Reception at the Sta* Theatre. The past week ha* witnessed tbe closing debut of tbe great Shakespearean humorist and emotional see, Mr James Owen O’Con­ nor at the Star theatre Daring bis extra, ordinary eugagement he has given us Ham­ let, Pbidia* aud Bbylock, Othello and Rich» lieu I think I like bls Hamlet best, and yet It is a pleasure to see bim in anything where- in he kill* himself. After net ng ms Hamlet I am of the opin­ ion that bo did wisely In choosing New York for debuting purposes, tor had be chosen lienver. CoL. at tbe end of the third act kind bands would have removed bim from tbe stage by means of benzine and a rag. But James Owen O’Counor baa done on. thing which 1 take the liberty of publicly al­ luding to. He has taken that saddest aud most melancholy bit of bloody history, trim- med witb aaearninations down tbe back and kx»jwd up with remorse, insanity, duplicity and unrequited leva and be has tilled it with silvery laughter and cauliflower and mirth, and various other groceries which the audi­ ence throw In from time to time, thus mak ing it more of a spectacular piece than it I* under tbe conservative management of such old whool men or Booth, who Bearn to think that Hamlet should tie soaked full of sadmsM. I went to see Hamlet, thinking that 1 would be welcome, for my sympathies were with James when I beard that Mr Booth war picking on bim and seeking to Injure him. I went to tbe box office ami explained who I was, and stated that I had lawn detailed to oome ami see Mr O'Connor act, also that in wbat 1 might say afterward* my instruction! were to give it to Booth and Barrett if I found that they had tampered with tbe audi­ ence In any way Tbe man In tbe box office did not recog nlse me. but said that Mr Fox would extend to mo the usual courtesies. I asked when Mr Fox could be found, and be said Insida I then started to go inside, but ran against s total stranger, who waa “on the door," as we aay He was fee. I mg red and yellow tickets Into a large tin oven, aud looking far, tai away I ootiversed with him iu low, passion­ ate tones, aud asked him where Mr Fol could ue toumi He did not know, but thought he was dill m Europa I went back and told tbe box office that Mr Fox wee tn Europa He «nd no. I would And him tn- Well, but bow will I get insider I side asked eagerly, for I could already. 1 fancied, heai tbe orchestra beginning to twang it! lyra “Walk In," said ha taking In *2 and giv­ ing hack fifty cents in change to a man witb a deed cat ui his overcoat pocket I went hack, and, springing lightly ovei tbe Iron railing, while the gatekeeper wai thinking over bis glorious past, 1 wont all around over Che theacrv looking for Mr. Fox I found him haggling over tbe price ol aorne vegetshlea which he was selling at tbe stage door, and which bad lieen contributed by aitnnrcr* and old suharribero to Mr. O'Oonnoi at a previous perfortnanew When Mr Fox got through with that I presented to him my card, which is as goods piece of Job work in colors as waa ever dotx west of tlie Missouri river and to which I frequently point witb prida Mr Fox aaid be waa sorry, bat that Mr. O'Connor hail Instructed him to extend no eourteaies to the press whatever. Tbe prose, be claimed had aaid something derogatory to Mr U'Uunnur as a tragedian, and wbila he i^rwjnally would be ticklod to death to give me two divans and a folding bod neat the large fiddle, lie must do u* Mr O’Counor had bld—or bail, hint, I forget which, and eo. keeping back bis tears witb great diffi culty. he sent me beck to tbe box office, and although 1 waa already ailmltted in a general way I went to the box office and purchased a rest I believe now that Mr Fox thought he had virtually excluded me from the bourn when be told ma I would have to pay in or der to get in. I bought a wat In tbe parquet and went in. The audience was not large aud there wen not over a doaen laiiieo present Pretty won the orchestra began to nose In through a little opening umler tbe ataga Then tlie overture was given. It was called •'Kgmont " Tbe curtain now rose on a acene In Denmark. I had asked an usher to take a note to Mr (FConnor requesting an audlonca but the boy nail returned with the statement that Mr C'Conmir was busy rebearsing bit soliloquy ami n>loving a shirred egg from tus baihloma He also aaid be could not promise an atidl- ' em-e to any one It wua all be could do to get enough himself for a mem. Mr U'Coanor Introduces into his Hamlet a «t of gsstures evidently Intended for anothci piny People who are going to act out on the stage <:amiot ba too careful In get­ ting a good assortment of gestures that will lit the play itself James has provided him­ self with a set of gestures which might do fol Little Eva or “Ton Nights tn a Barroom,’ but they do not flt Humlot Tbore is wbera he makae a mistake Hamlet it a man wboea vi<‘tual* don’t agree with hint He feels depreewd and talks about sticking u bodkin into binwelf. but Mr O'Connor given bim a light elastic step anal an air of persiflage bonhomie and frisk which does not lit tbs cbaracter Mr O'Connor has sought In hl. conception and interpretation of Hamlet to give It a free anti jaunty Kokomo flavor—a tiamaleaa maiig of tansy and dried apples which Shakespeare himself tailed to sock into hu 4 set drama- la areking to combine tbe melancholy beauty of Hamlet's deep and earnest pathos with tbe gentle humor of “A Hole In lbs Ground" Mr O'Connor has evidently corked himself, as we say at tbe Browning club, and it u but justice sfter all Before we cures the condemnation of the people and the pres let u. carefully and prayerfully look our- sel.ee over and tee if we have not over esti­ mated oureeivoa There are many men alive today who do nnj dare wy anything without (lot thinking buw it will read in their memoirs—mon wirier we cannot, therefore, thoroughly en joy until they are dead, and yet .Son graves will ho kept green only so long as tbe appro- priauon lasta - Bill Nye in New York World, It** a Poor Rnlo, Ft«. Ço??:---------- TMg ■M-AlTLiyr Magazine Rifle - nd oat what a man talks about ... ’’M«>rally and frequently, and you 1 thereby find out the ordinary cur- nt of hit thoughts Find out wbat ind e'”Tent *•. *n■ PUBLISUKD WEST SIDE TELEPHONE. W. V. PRICE. 39 Hours. 3E 1 > ICM OC K ATIC j^TiS or ADVERTISING, tbe following egg problem: ■ ben and a half lay an egg and a half day and a half, bow many eggs will six Landlady lo applicant for board)--Oar* you chiklran. madam I A|*pUcanv~ Na Land lady— You are fortunate, for we arm take fam liras who have children. AjiphrauV—Hare yoo any children* landlady— Ya, twa * Applicant-- Weil, you are unfortunate, for wr ¿»ever board with families who have ebik —New York Hun. JTSiseSr. b*:l«:4. ".T.r.e •"JJiL.te-s- Baw Havax. Casa ’ y