DANGER IN CELLULOID. The Manufacture and Varied Uses of a Pop ular Substance. “Look out!” The reporter dodged back as if he had inadvertently touched an electric coil. “Great heavens, man! Do you want to burn your fingers?” continued the merchant excitedly. “What’s the matter?” “Matter enough. Those eyeglasses of yours are framed in celluloid, and if you keep twirling them around in your fingers too near that gas jot you you will havo an explosion." The reporter placed the dangerous contrivance astride his nose, and the merchant, who is one of the largest dealers in celluloid goods in the city, continued his conversation where this incident had interrupted it “Most celluloid is made in France, Would you like to know how? Then listen: A roll of paper is slowly un wound, and at the same time is satu rated with a mixture of five parts of sulphuric acid and two parts of nitric acid, which fails upon the paper in a fine spray. This changes tlie cellulose of the paper into pyroxyline (gun cot ton). The excess of the acid having been expelled by pressure, tho paper is washed witli plenty of water until all traces of acid have been removed. It is then reduced to pulp, and passes on to the bleaching trough. It is this guu cotton which gives it its explosive na ture. "Most of the water having been got rid of by means of a strainer, the pulp is mixed with from twenty to forty per cent of its weight of camphor, and tlie mixture thoroughly triturated under millstones. The necessary coloring having been added in tho form of pow der, a second mixing and grinding fol lows. This pulp is spread out in thin slabs, which aro squeezed in a hydrau lic press until they are as dry as chips. Then they are rolled in heated rollers and come out in elastic sheets. They are from that point worked up into every conceivable form. You can get celluloid collars, cuffs, hairpins, shirt fronts, cravats, penholders, brushes and combs, inkstands, knife handies, jewelry and every tiling else, almost, that you can imagine. I have seen in Paris a room almost completely fur nished witli celluloid. Tho curtains, tho furniture, the door-knobs and even the matting were made of this material. You may be sure no matches wero over carried there. Indeed, the room was never used. It was only a curiosity, and tlie man who owned it owned tlie factory where it was made. These rooms will never bo popular. Few men, even in this rapid age, care about being blown into tlie kingdom como in small fragments, scorched and scat tered, anil that would bo the fato of the man who let a lighted match fall ill such a fOoni."—X Y. Mail and Ex press. , ■ .. J —Nearly all the German universities have largo endowments, and yot tlie State budget every year gives them large sums of money. The University of Leipzing, for instance, is more than four hundred yenrs old and has largo possessions of real eat a to in tho city. The Saxon Government, however, gives it every year about <400,000. —Arohdeacon Farrar urges the es tablishing of a now order of clergy men by tho English church—to work especially among tho poor and degradod, tlie mombors to join in for a definite period, say five years, to bo bound during that time by vows of poverty, celibacy and obedience. It Is not stated how tho proposal is re ceived. —A few months ago a catalogue of Christian Endeavor Societies in New York was made. The list has very much increased sinco then, but it was found that there wero 450 societies, an Increase of nenrly 500 per cent in one year. The Presbyterinn denomination led tho list with 134 societies, tho Bap tist next with 102, the Methodist with over SO, then the Congregational with 60 and tho Reformed with 47. The others were scattered among the other denominations. —Attention has been rocontly called to a noted school in England, where the forcing progress lias long boon In vogue, by tho death from mental overwork of two teachers, and the serious Hlnoss of a third teacher, and also a number of soholar», from the same causa Tho discussion which those melancholy re sults of the high-pressure system of education provoked elicited tho rather opinion that "The precise co efficient of study which agrees with fair bodily health is indeed an uncer tain quantity regulated by diverse per sonal voonllarltiaa’t’ A MELANCHOLY JOURNEY. Extraordinary Narrative nt a (io an Erl. Train. raraeagai Among tho passengers on an Erie railway express train from the West was a middle-aged man who had in bis charge a little golden-haired girl, three or four years old, whose piquant ways and bright sayings made her a general favorite. A gentleman sitting in tho next seat in front of tho passenger w ith the child remarked to her guardian that the longest and most tedious jour ney would be made cheery by such a traveling companion as his. "Yes,” replied the passenger, “but notwithstanding tlie sunshine of her presence, she is a constant reminder to me of one of tlie most melancholy jour neys I ever undertook. Her mother was my only sister, who lived in Craw ford County, Pennsylvania. 1 had not seen her for over fifteen years, and, in fact we had both neglected our corres pondence with each other, and 1 had not heard from her in over a year, In the meantime I had changed my ad» dress in New York, where I live, and she of course did not know it Last week I had business in Eric, and I made up my mind to take advantage of tho trip and make my sister a visit and also visit another relative in Tioga County, whom I had not seen in many years. Sunday a week ago I stopped off at Meadvillo and drovo to tlie littl- farming village where Mrs. Cole lived, and was directed to the house, but no ticed that the man looked at me in e very strange manner. I drovo up t, tlie house, and my knock was answerer by my brother-in-law. He knew in- and grasped my hand, but said not it word, being overcome by seme great emotion. At last he said: “ ‘How did you hear of it?’ •• ’Of what, John?’ I said. ‘I have hoard nothing. How is Emma?’ " 'Emma is dead!’ he replied. "Emma was my sister. She had died on the Friday previous, and had been buried but an hour or two when I ar rived at her house. This little ont hero was the only living child my sistei had. My brother-iu-ljw has large in terests in Illinois, and, as his presence in that State is necessary at frequeni intervals, he accepted my proposition to take his child into my own family. Fortunately she took a liking to me, and I brought her with me. "On our way East we got off at El mira. as I intended to mako the visit to my Tioga County relativo, although not with tlie feelings I had when I first looked forward to tlie visit Tills was Sunday evening. There was no train to my destination until tho next day. In the reading room of the hotel near the depot where I stopped I picked up a local newspaper. In looking over its pages I saw an item headed ‘An En tire Family Killed.’ I read it It seems, according to the item, that on Friday of week before last a farmer near Athens, l’a., was amazed to soc a team of runaway horses, which had evidently broken away from a wagon to which they had been hitched, dash ing down tlie road toward his house, where they turned from tho road and entered the farmer's yard. They worn canglit, and tho farmer went buck in tlie direction from which tho runaways had come, to seo what had happoned to tlie person or persons to whom tho team belonged. lie had not gone far before lie saw in the road the wreck of a spring wagon, which had been crashed by an immense hemlock tree which had fallen upon it as it was passing that spot Beneath tho trunk of tho tree lay the dead bodies of a man, a woman apparently ills wife, and one child. Held down bv a branch of tho tree were two other children, not dead, hut unconscious. The former summoned help and tho treo was removed and tho three dead bodies and tho unconscious children were taken to the farm iiouse. Tho two children died a little later. The man’s name, the paper said, was George Bakewell, of Tioga County, who, with his family, was visiting near Athens, and to which place ho was driving when tho hemlock treo, which was partly decayed, was blown down just as he was driving past George Bakewell was the relative I was even then on my way to visit, and on in quiry 1 found that he and thia George Bakewell, who had, with his entire family, been crushed out of existence in an instant were one and the same. So you may well see," concluded the passenger, "that it has not been possi ble for even this little ono's sunshine to brighten this melancholy journey of luino.”— N. Y. Sun. Th« Qray-Hair Puller. Possibly tho most unique method of earning • living known is that adopted by ii big, rosy, twenty-year-old blonde, who finds engagements with women just lamenting their first gray hairs, to weed out, so to speak, those obnoxious reminders of advancing years. The gray-hair pullor is gentle in her methods of treatment and makes periodic visits at intervals of a few weeks, spending from half an hour to two or three hours, lotting down tho hair, combing it out and spying for tell-tale silver threads. She carries an innocent-look ing little reticulo which contains vari ous glycerine and rose-water prepara tions for a healing application when the work of torture has been done. It is not especially disagreeable work and it is said to pay.— N. Y. Mail anti Ex press. —The doctr ne of Ch' lstinnity is tnof advorso to all tyranny and oj - pro-si on, but highly fitvorablo to tho intcres's of good government among men, and in this way its gonuine altruism Is only the noblost kind of co operation for the general good; and this is automatic government —To lie in the lap of pleasure may bo the highest enjoyment of which a feeble character is capable; but a strong man must havo something difficult to do; and the strong Christian man has to "work out his salvation with fear and trembling,” to mortify the body, lest being over-indulged, it should learn to be the mnstor instead of ser vant of tho soul.— Prof. Blackis. —Good temper is an essential factor How Johnnie Tied the Dog. In succoss in almost any department of life. A superintendent who loses his Jones' fino dog was out in tho yan' temper in his sehool becomes himself pulling tho clothes off tlio lino an> at once tho worst eloment of disorder having so much fun that Mrs. Jones in the confusion which he is trying to patience was entirely exhaust, d. reduce. And a teacher who grows "Go out there, Johnnley” sho calle, cross when his class 1s disposed to bo to her hopeful son, “and tie tha anruly has lost his last chance to con dog.” trol tho turbulence.— Westminster "What must I tio him to, mother?' Teacher. asked JohnniA "Oil, tie him to any thing. I can'i — Sleep is Death's younger brother, have him tearing every thing t< •nd so like him I never dare trust him piece».” without my prayers. —Sir Thomas Johnnie went ont and in abont ter Brou-n. mlnutos he returnod. —Men are atheistical because they •’Well,” inqiiireil hl« mother; ‘Mid •re first vicious; and question the yon get him tied? You were long truth of Christianity because they bate enough about it." tho practice.— South. "Yes’m," said Johnnie, exnltlngly. —Teach boys and girls the actual “I got him tied to a Un can and th« facts of life soon as they are old way be went down street was beantlfal enough to understand them, aud give to look at,” and Johnnie's laugh end- them the eenee of reeponsibllity with- mi in a howl as his mother reaohed foi him.— Washington Crilia m A SAVE fioine YOUR An eagle flew through an open window into - an Omaha business establishment the oilier day and was captured by the emplojes after a vig orous battle. It was seven feet from tip to Up of the w ings. ________ TEETH. Valuable Suggestions That Well Worth Trying. Art "Wliat should a man use to clean his teeth?” asked a reporter of a well- known dentist recently. ‘Nothing but water. There are more good teeth ruined by so-called dentifrices than by nil other causes in tho world puttogother. The object oi the makers of thuso dentifrices is, of course, to produce a preparation that will, with very little rubbing of the brush, mako the teeth look perfeclly clean and white. To nflpomplish this they put pumico stone, and sometimes strong alkalies, in their preparations. Pumice stone will unquestionably taks all tlie enamel with it. An alkali will make a yellow tooth look white in a few seconds, but before a week has passed it will have eaton away nearly all the enamol and utterly destroyed the tooth. "In walking along tho street you often see a ’fakir,' by way of adver tising his patent dentifrices, call a small boy from the crowd near by, and opening the boy’s mouth, rub the dentifrice on his dirty teeth, and in a minute almost takes off all the tartar and makes the teeth look perfectly puro and white. Now, a man like that fakir ought to be arrested, for he hns forever destroyod the boy’s tooth. His preparation, composed of a powerful alkali, is eating away the enamel oi tho boy’s teoth, and in a few months the boy will not have a sound tootli in his head. The dentifrices, composed chiefly of pumice stone, aro not as bad as those containing an alkali, because they will not destroy the teeth so quickly; but, if used habitually, they will certainly destroy them in tho end. I should advise any man by all moans to uso no dontifrico of any descrip tion, unloss it be pieparod chalk. II this is used not oftener than once a week it will not injure tho teeth, and may help to cleanso them, but it should on no account bo used every day. Orris root does the tooth no harm and gives a pleasant odor to tho breath, and if all our dentifrices wero composed simply of orris root and propared chalk they would be harmloss enough, if not beneficial. “My own plan is to uso a moderate- ly hard brush and plonty of cold water, and nothing else, and my toeth aro in exeolent condition. If people would only pick their teeth carefully after each meal, making suro that not tho slightest particle of food remains near the gums or between tho teeth, and would, also, bafore retiring at night, run a pieco of soft throad through their teeth, tliey would not have any necessity for a dentifrice. Of course, sweotmeals and candies aro bad for tho tooth; so is smoking, or taking very hot or cold drinks; but, bad as all these undoubtedly aro, 1 really think tho worst enemy the tooth has is tlio so-called dentifrico. Take tlie advico of a dontist and never uso any thing for your toeth but a bri sli and good cold water.”—N. Y. Mail and Express. A St. Louis hotel clerk c lai nit <° ha*eli the discovery that tall men sleep later lu the morning than short men, and that persons of a dark complexion invariably require more rest than blondea.________ __________ A schoolmaster advertised as fol lows : “Prepare boys for bus. or col. Bove taught pri. A boy slow in gram, or in his rith., or weak in his Lat. to lie pushed for a posish or profesh profesh ; id a cat. write the princ. for a circ. and fnr a a curric. ntirvin ” ,f In Tn the thf» same HilDlP vein VPin it itlUHV for may be aaid, if you have the rheu. or neu. or «ciaf, or lumbag., try St. Jacob’» Oil. Look for ita ad», morn, or eve. or »'mother eve. It cure» ; it cura j>erm., no ret., no relap. It cure» p. d. q. »eater In »pedaltie« and General Agent fur Ask any one who has used Dr. Pierce’s Pleas ant piirv.live Pellets as to their merits. I hey will tell you that pimples, blotches and erup tions diseppexr; that constlwtlion—that breeder of disordti-s -is relieved; that the appetite la restored; that the who o system is and regulated beyond any conception by these little wonder-worker». Being purely vegetable they are perfectly harmless; beingcomi>oaed ef concentrated, active iiigredienta. they are pow erful! Purge and purify tlie system aud disease will be unknown. 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B waynk ’ n O intmjcnt l»e obtained of'druggists. Bent by mail for 50 Cents. of one of them lie caught a vampire. | In tlie morning tho placo whore the i See AnileeM Piano advertisement. bite had boon mado was readily found. I T ry G ermka for breakfast. While Mr. Watorton says ho has ro- 1 peatcdly soon both mon and animali | which had boon bled by vampires, he —"And have you never fought a could never discover how they actual duel, doctor?” "Me. never. Why ly drow tho blood; and though ho oflor : should 1 fight a duel? What emotion •aw thorn hovering over his hammock I could I derive from killing a man?”— they nevor attempted to light on him French paper. ’ or suck his blood. This is explained —Sail indeed is tho caso of the boy by somo naturalists, who havo care or man who, with the key of knowledge fully examined them and studied tlioit ■ put into his hands, is not taught that habits, that some people and ' animal! it should not unload his neighbor’s they will not touch, wliilo others, per- j treasnro house to make his goods his haps in tho same room, will bo bled own. — St. Andrew's Cross. noarly every night —The more you talk about what Is This bat, a specimen of which Ihavi right, or even about the doing of it, tho •tt'.ffcil, is about six inchos long, has s more you aro in danger of exemplify reddish-brown eoat, and is known at ing how loosely theory may l»o allied P. sputrum.—N. Y. Voioe. ___ to practico. Talk without action saps W holesale and lietail Dealen is NFPVA1JS Deoility. Loas of Vigor. Komina] WO LoRsea, Wenk Momory, Despon dency, &c., due to excen8e8 or abuso, cured. M ! 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Learn to listen for his voice; and, when thou henrest his word, do his will as it be revealed. —Give us a man, young or old, high or low, on whom we can thoroughly depend—who will stand firm when others fall—the friend faithful and true, the adviser honest and fearless tho adversary just and chivalrous; in <uch a one there is a fragment of the I Rock of Agea— Dean Stanley. —It is claimed that, generally speak ing, an aptitude for learning foreign languages is indicative of a low degree of Intellectual power, and result» from the concentration of the lower Intel lectual faculties upon such mechanical effort witboat the distracting influeuce of U m higher reasoning power* i Laundry Madmen. ORME Safety Valve for Marine and stationary Engines, adopted by the Goveniex B randrkth ’ s P ills have always given satisfaction. In fifty years there has been no complaint of them. That is about their life in the United States and millions of THE VAMPIRE BAT. persons have used them. TI ere is no doubt that they have established them ----- ANI How It I. Sal.t to Suck Hlood from Anl- selves by merit alone. They cure rheuma mal. rtn.l M. ii . Iodide ot’ Potass tism, dyspepsia, piles, diarrhoea, liver com This, to my mind, much malignoil plaint ana fevers, end greatly prolong the It cures R heumatism , N euralgia , Roils, Pimples. animal is of tho genus rhyllastomas. human life. One or two at night on an Scrofula, Gout, Catarrh. Tumors, Salt Rheum, ana has a curious membrane like a loaf, empty stomach, for a week or two, will Mercurial pains. It Purities the Blood, Restores the keep you in good form and tone up tlie Liver and kidneys to healthy action, and makes the which grows on tho end of his noso, system. Complexiun Bright and Clear. and is found principally in South J. R. CATES & CO., Proprietors. A McKean County woman, eighty-three 417 Hansome Rt.. Man Franciflco. America. It has a vory bad reputa years old, is said to havo been married to her tion for sucking tho blood from ani fourteenth husband the other day, alter having been divorced thirteen times. mals and even from men. Tho ends of tho toes of persons, tho oars of For Bronchial. Asthmatic, and Pul horses or I ho combs or wattles of monary <’omplaints. “Brown's Bronchial Troches" manifest remarkable curative proper fowls are said to bo its favorito past ties. 25 cts. a box. ures. When it has found a feeding J. FINK. A r may er and Analytical place it watchos until tho croaturo it <J he nil Nt, Laboratory. 106 First st., Portland. Or. Analyses made of all substances. Rates proposes to blood is fast asloopv Thon for assaying gold and silver ores $1.50. Paez it carefully fans its victim wliilo it ages sent by mail or express promptly attended bites a liny hole, not larger than n to, and returns made. pin’s Lead, throngli which it draws ITCHDIG PILX8. blood sufficient for a moa). S ymptom «—Moisture; intense Itching and stinging, most at night; worse by scratching. If allowed to con Prof. Darwin relates that in Chill, I tinue tumors form, which often bleed and ulcerate, RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL. PORTLAND, OR FOOT OF MORRISON ST.. living witnkssesi HHOKT-HANU ADS. Portland, Ot CaUtofue h Sexual _____ orx. Weak Lack of Energy, alt [and Skin Diseases, Syphulla Eruptions. Hair Falling Bone Pains, 8 welling« Sore Throat, Uloera, »• fecta of Mercury, Kidney« and Bladder Trouble Weik Bac c, Bum ng Urine. Gonorrhea, Gleet Strict lire -prompt relief and cure for lire. uiihedooty tlicatU SI EINWAY. Œ.TO Pianos; Burdett Organs, band instrumenta, stock of Sheet Music and Books. Bands m Eastern Prioes. MATTHIAS GRAY 00., Street, San Francisco Both Hexes Consult Confidentially OPPI05—188 A 184 THIRD ST. REWARD! PBEE By return mail. Full Desortatlaa Elfbla New TaU.r HyMa. «r ni-M rilfcUi CatUoa. X00DY A CO., Ciaotaaad. O. (KF'To SS a Day. Samples worth gl.110, Vltlil? Jtk H Lines not under the homes feet. Write B rkw - W8TM-8 S avstt RmsHoipr.a Co.,Holly,Mich. I s U a ItvM&l.aSs. Mads WI.K AHwnM. r»al_M».«, i so r. rijriF. i on 1 finn Will be paid for each and ev erTpttood» <p 1U U U onous hu iietanceB found in W indom«Botaift acknowledged the moet delightful and only raft harmltM t yilet article ever produced for beftftft and pieservuig the complexion, removing tan, natal freckles aud all blemishes and rotighuees of the dk Used and indorsed ny the elite of society ud to stage. Bold by all druggists at 50 cento pa toft White and Flesh. Manufactured by W. M. WI8B0I 4 CIO., Chemists Portland Oregon. ,1 o • consumí P. N. U. No. B6-& F. N. n. Nt Hl that It Will "Ji vom^iBf"," h,n hl0™” y “m7yn^iil‘b^refUn™5'ritgi)",,p er a guarantee, from the manufactonn, been printeHl on the boule-wrapperi and faitbfulj JaJri^d out' tor LJky ye^““ 8 iAV0IUIli Httecrnrrio». This guarantee te THE OUTGROWTH OF A VAST EXPERIENCE. 8,111 8,'rglcal'' insUtote^n^iffate^N0^0^0^^^0^^!9^ ' “5 distressing ailments peculiar to females, at to remedies for tho cure of wouuui'B peculiar uiaiadiee. Dr. Pierce’s Favor, lte Prescription istho T ... vuLgtvwLu, outgrowth, or or result, result, or of TO WnMFN tlli8 »ri‘at and Valuable • experience. Thousands at testimonials, received from patients and from physicians who nave tested it in the more aggravated and obstinate cases which had baffled their skill prove it to be the most wonderful remedy ever devised for tho relief and cure of suf fering women. It is not recommended as a cure-all." but as a most perfect. Speciflo for woman's peculiar diseases. A b «* a polverini, powsrtal. in- tn- — A B oon A P owerful I [ im^irte streñgth*toC?ho whole system, and to tho uterus, or womb and its onic appendages, in particu lar. For overworked, worn - out, “ lwu wwu, ” ueomutrea run - — down, debilitated teachers,. milliners, dressmakers, »am- stresses, shop-irirls, housekeepers, nurs ing mothers, and feeble women generally. Dr. Pierces lavorile Prescription is the I grvahwt earthly boon, being unequaled as an appetizing isirdial and restorative tonic. It promotes digestion and assimilation of .’’"'■"•'•L weakness of stomach. Indigestion, bloating aud eructations of ga& , T . 8 . - A S oothing experience in nicely adapting .nd thoroughly tes t i ng _ Aa a aoothing N ervine . I u^d “S11** invaluable in allaying and .ubdu- itv I.M.MU inf nervous excltabfl- ty' OJ[11'}U*t*on, prostration, hysteria, spasms and other distressing nmmu symptoms attendant tbe Unwomh° tiu,i'?1 ,a'?d commonly orltonlcy diseasoof the system for delivery as to rf**? lessen, and many times almost entirely® away with the aufferinKS of that U)W ordeaL w Favorite Pr«* ” is • the ■cription Sositi ve curs roj io most compii««“ C ures W orst C ases . [ ss BK jl S -------------- “ whites,” exoeffijrt flowing at monthly periods, painful m«- »truation, unnatural suppression, projy or falling of tho womb, weak »«• •i?J? E*erce.’» Favorite Frescrin. »us female weakness,” anteversion, rewjj »ion, bearing - down sensations, enronk congestion, inflammation, and ’’lceranon i of the womb, inflammation, pain m tenderness in ovaries, accompanied internal heat.” condition of the system; 111 007 «Favorite PreBcrif ti on,” when taken in | . . . ,5.pr?<nan«y»“PH. noction the ureof-ÿr the Pierce’s with ¿»olden Medical J other K idmeys . I^SSTKrc® relieving nausea, weat- ■ ---------- ^UWuTAi I utWB dost g ui of vr. Dr. AI’SVS,« - —- ■ n;« of stomach and gative Pellets (I/ttk'Liver other distressing symp- Pills), curefl Liver, Kidney and Btaddjjjj oondltlon. If lts^ÆpTïp^^ eases. Their combined use also n wtnuuvo. ir Ita USO 18 kepi latter montha nf gestation, it gQ prepares blood taints, and abolishes canceroUB ■*** lattar month« of scrofulous humor» from the system- «nd Wroïïb’ Xt hiduces refreshing steen XŒ** menud d- A M F or ’ s C ordial THE ’SKTRONGr WAX VX T^TgP g FrE« titoto women call on their familv nhvrtct.«. ra ■ another from liver or kidney diawL.,offering, as thev im«o4™> . v utara they all present alike to tbenMH?X’ai!i m nervou* exhaustion, or^nrretmtteA °P® !rnm d5’»P<T«ia. ••’Other from heart d««JJ He preecribee his pills andT potions.c?fy'*olnl( *nd Indifferent, <>r^v!?hS?J w,th I*10 h‘rc or there, and disorder. The phyieian “*cm to "teh, wh< n in dorton separate and distinct disease«, for»«» patient gets no Pbit?i?“6u’f p^gd,^ ¿„'„¿A"?’ en?!,ura^w hto^ST“" "/> <ln,y <V>rpt<m» caused by some■ <£» medicine, like Da. P iercx ' s FAte»i-7t?L!'y reason of the delay, wronL’.JriSJ*®®. nnt*l h<rire lulls are made. The ™ Hing all those distressing srmDtomiL^<nalite!!.ul,Ti’0:’‘ dirf''fe’d to the cause1 sroiaa'h0* and ronsequent complications. A rfi «vssmg symptoms, and instituting comfort instead of p^>teni^lh T® entlrely removed the disease, thereby » prolonged misery. Mrs, E d . M. C anfbet l . of /ornta. writes: “I bud been my life with hysterical attacks and jar oxyamg; or spasms, and period'«“ n rom c-otra ! began —.— retices of severe headache, btrt • t M T-V’x .‘"S' ‘"•'""'ft reoo,^‘nd, d in I*’ n using your ‘ Favorite Prescnpuo" ,Ad'h»r? I commend’d to imnr, Sense nave had none of these. I also flan womb complaint so os“ . , months I was perfeetty mn-.t an<j jLs nt nnre- In three Jc<Mild not walk two blocks without the meet severe i n !Lt,ter to mv fsinily naner bri ute- <r,,,tbte since. I before I hid taken your ’Favorite Prescription’ two h.-alth bad been reat >re,L and offering t> 7 "’’’ntloning bow mv «■uld walk nil over the city without lneonvenienre. All I itwr«£"T2!5f PJ^CTitars troubles seem to be leaving me under the benign inntien i2'JLn?Pdle1n,‘i *nd 1 now I”'1 smarter than for years t» for^ ’ told me that 1 I co«« could not be cured, and tnerei«^ thereto^ I .ans To,,, nratly adviaxl them7t^TkeX ^Fro •"<* ^Sr- I t'hysiotans accent my mv errrlaatina erorlMtinw thanks thank, for what you nave have ■— 7 'll 11 please accept .!S?ond of ttainlr« ata.te™ manvlhsve ior me, and may God bless you in your ■ (rood good works.” , ...'V. ’he writes: “It is Is now four years since I took yo^ yetir^ i - '/'O'rJ sho rnr,f. tjraovtption,' and I have bad no return cf the re*— ESFSX?-11'-4 ¿own^thereii’S^®^ trouble I had then.1’ A V oice F C aufornu . sgl ‘i;; JvA, writesF va Konr.rn, of iVib Orrfmnl w f*e4,n» “ho a different ?rit® Prescription.’and I » »W Wa^-Mrw. J ohn evrew!Lto? to inform you that I •Jnf“ of th.. thnnk yottr mwiicine«. I toi’k ;. ,Trff ¡nd fonlY^'’ P«*Tflption ’ and one bottle of ><•>" ' ano four betting of the 'Pelleta.’ All of tho bod sympn«1 . j di?PfMl7L. ’J""'1 my owTiork: am abte to be on »7 ** da’' trlcnds tell me ? never looked so well." Fr—xrtyHmt to Hold hv TyruqfA*1» ** F t*erf iarye BneUt, floO, for 9SM>. crnt" ,n »tomra for Dr. Pleree’s lanre. -I I U* PanrattTR »firfa ‘ «nd a half , T’ratto' (M0 pages, papp, oover,) on mgeaae. of Women. worM ^n. I owa My I AddresE WarM»* Dtapenaary IWadlesd Aaaere1*“**- No. «3 Main Street. BvrrALO. ►