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GRAND SCENERY, BURMAHS PEOPLES. NAVAL ARTILLERY. Graphic Description of the Great Stone Face of the "Man of the Mountains." Interesting Data Concerning their Origin, Habits and Customs. Ealinski’s Gun Pronounced an “Infernal Triumph of American Ingenuity.** The vicinity of Franconia Notch, in New Hampshire, abounds in scenery which is wild and rugged, but pictu resque beyond description. Such a union of granite hills and grassy dells, of rock, and lake, and river, such a mingling of the beautiful and grand, is to be found nowhere else in America. The bold outlines of Mt. Lafayette are near at band, with mountain-top looming over mountain-top in the dis tance. Here are Cannon Mountain and Eagle Cliff, one on the right hand and the other on the left, forming the walls of the Notch, while nestled in the valley at their feet lies Echo Lake, twin sister of the mountains. Further to the south is the Flume, a mammoth fissure in the rocks, 700 feet in length, and with perpendicular walls 60 or 70 feet in height; and a little distance away are the Pool and Basin, with other curiosities. But the crowning feature of the scene is the wonderful Profile, the "great stone face” of the "Old Man of the Mountains,” which keeps guard over the Notch, and casts its shadows in the limpid waters of Profile Lake. This is the closest resemblance to the human face which has ever been found in natural scenery anywhere in the world. It is carved in solid rock upon the southern face of Cannon Mountain, and Measures 80 feet from forehead to chin, while the top of the mountain is 1,600 feet above the lake at its foot, and nearly 4,000 feet above sea level. The outlines of the face are composed of three great masses of rock, one of which forms the forehead, another the nose and upper lip, and a third the chin. To obtain this outline in its perfec tion, one point of view is necessary—a small cleared space, close by the moun tain road, and on the eastern edge of Profile Lake. Looking across the lake from this point, the bold outlines of Cannon Mountain loom up but half a mile away, and far up its sides, looking down upon the valley, is the face of the Old Man of the Mountains, stern, bold, tclentless, unchanging. "He neither blinks at the near flashes of lightning beneath 's nose, nor flincheB from the driving snow and sleet of the Franconia winter, which makes the mercury of the thermometer shrink into tho bulb and congeal.” Passing down the road, the Old Man’s face changes first into that of "a tooth less old woman in a mob cap,” and soon the entire outline is broken ug and the resemblance is lost Going up the road, the nose and face flatten out until oikly the forehead is seen. The profile is said to have been dis covered in 1806 by two workmen on the mountain road. It had, however, been known for ages to the Indians, who attributed to it supernatural at tributes. They even feared to fish in the lake at its feet, or to sail their bark canoes over its waters, from fear of the stern face which it reflected. Many legends and tales havo been related concerning the wonderful face. In one of these it is represented as tho face of Christ the Judge— “Christ us Fudex." Homo one has written concerning it: "Men put out signs representing the different trades; jewelers hang out a monster watch; slioomakcrs a huge boot; and up here in Franconia, God Almighty has hung out a sign that in Now England he makes men." — Woman's Magazine. Mr. J. A. Bryce gives the proceedings of the Royal Geographical Society an interesting account of the country and peoples of Burmah. The various peoples who inhabit the last addition to the British Empire appear to be all of Mongolian affinities, but they differ from each other as widely as do the races of Indo-European stock. Out of the total population, which may be placed at seven millions and a quarter,, the true Burmese are about one-half, the rest belonging to the races known as Karens. Kakhycns, Khyens, Shans and Talaing. The whole of these races have, in common with the remainder of the peoples who are not dominant in in Indo-China, descended at various periods either from China or from Tibet, and may be considered for the most part as more or less Sinicised abo riginal peoples who have fled south ward to escape the political power of China. No two authorities Beem to agree respecting the relative dates at which all these various peoples entered the peninsula. The Talaing was cer tainly in possession of Pegu and Ar- racan before the Burman, and the Tal aing race still forms the bulk of the population in the delta of the Irrawadi and the Sittang. TheTalaingis usually considered to be related to the Kolarian of Hindustan. In person he is smaller, plumper, fairer and less hard-featured than hi, Burmese conquerors. Less seems to be known about the Karens than the Talaing, but Lacou- pcrie believes that thay were dominant ia Indo-China previous to the irrup tion of the various races of Shans. Mr. Bryce believes that in Burmah they post-date the Tibetans. There are at the present time two very different races within Burmese territory who bear the name of Karens. One of these is the Karennecs or Red Karens, so-called from the color of their breeches—a tribo of untamable head-hunters, own ing allegiance to no one; and the white Karens, a quiet and inoffensive race in habiting some districts of Lower Bur mah, especially tho mountains of Tcn- asserim. The Burmese proper aro among the oldest people of the country. Over whelmed by tho Shans they after awhile arose again, and imposed their yoke upon their former masters. As a race they have shown great vitality; while as individuals, though habitually indo lent, they aro capable of great displays of energy when sufficiently aroused. The Burman is the Parisian of Asia. None can excel him in all the graces of politeness. Tho good-humored, hard working but less courteous Shan ap pears to him a savage. In stature the Burmese aro inferior to the Shan, though taller than the Talaing. Tho great Shan race, though less numerous in Burmah than the Burmese them- eslves, is now preponderant in the peninsula. The Siamese are Shan,as are the peoples to the north of them, whether paying tribute to China, Ilur- nwih, Annum or Siam. Some defect in the Shan character seems to prevent their agglomeration into large masses, aud thus it has come to pass that most of their Princes are tributary, though it can not bo disputed that tho northern Shans of Burmah and the Laos States are the most energetic peoples of the peninsula. Tho Kakhyens are a rude people, when compared with the Shans or the Burmese. They inhabit the hilly dis tricts of Assam and northwestern Bur mah. and have recently, owing to the weakness of tho Burmese power, en croached toward tho south. In Assam they aro known as Singphos. The Khyens are settled in tho mountains between Burmah and Bongnl. The Burmese proper are chiefly settled in tho upper part of the Irrawadi delta, in a narrow belt on each side of tho Irrawadi in Upper Burmah, tho upper valley of the Sittang, and the Moo val ley, between the Irrawadi and its tribu- tisry, the Kyendwin. Tho total area of Burmah is about 230,000 square miles, aud is thus nearly equal to the State of Texas. Tho greater part of this area is uncultivated mountain and forest, and Mr. Bryce states that not above one-seventh oven of Lower Burmah is cultivated. The lower part of tho combined deltas of the Irrawadi and tho Sittang receive one hundred inches of rain annually, but this is diminished one-half nt tho apex of the delta, and tho plain of tho Upper Irrawadi is deficient in rainfall, and depends for its water supply upon the river.— N. Y. Independent. It was not to be expected that a country in which mechanical genius has reached such a development as in the United States, having finally decided to set to work in earnest on the task of coast defenses, would be content merely to adopt the systems of other nations. Something new and original in this line was naturally to be looked for; and new and original devices have not been slow in presenting themselves. Ericsson’s Destroyer and Lieutenant Zalinski's dynamite-gun have made their appear ance most opportunely. The first ap propriation voted by Congress with a view to the creation of a real navy and for the construction of guns and forts will, no doubt, be followed by others. But years must elapse bofore the results will be visible to the eyes either of the American people or of their possible foes. In the meantime, the dynamite gun cruiser—and we trust other vessels of the same type—will have been launched; and these, together with Cap tain Ericsson’s submarine artillery, may suffice to protect the country by the natural dread which the unknown al ways inspires. Lieutenant Zalinski expects that the gun cruiser will bo able to discharge from ite three guns, in tue course of a single attack, thirty-four hundred pound shells at a maximum range of two miles, making a total of twelve thousand pounds of nitro-gelatine ex ploded upon or in the immediate neigh borhood of an enemy’s ship. The Lon don Times declares that this is "the most infernal triumph of American In genuity.” But it is questionable whether Captain Ericsson's Destroyer is not an equally infernal triumph. The submarine gun with which the De stroyer is armed has, its inventor states, "not failed in a single instance during a long series of trials to expel the sub marine projectile with a velocity ex ceeding threo hundred feet in three seconds"—an extraordinary velocity when the resistance of the water is considered, and far exceeding that of any foreign torpedo. The caliber of the gun is sixteen inches. The pro jectile is twenty-five feot in length and carries three hundred pounds of gun cotton, “a charge sufficient," says Cap tain Ericsson, “to shatter the hull of ironclad ships of all classes so com pletely that tho boastod ‘water-tight compartments’ will prove of no avail in preventing destruction and sinking.” With guns throwing four hundred pounds of dynamite above, and three hundred pounds of gun cotton below tho water, the United States can pro ceed to the construction of a navy and of coast fortifications without fearing that, if forced into war before the completion of theso works, the country will be found altogether unprepared.— N. 0. Times-Democrat. '—The prospect of further exploration in the direction of the South Pole grows brighter. The Prime Minister of the Australian colony of Victoria proposes an appropriation of fifty thousand dol lars for the stimulation of Antarctic research on the part of navigators, pro vided that the other colonies of Aus tralasia will loin in the enterorise. —Of the various geological collections in the British Museum, the oldest is tho Sloane collection, which was acquired by purchase in 1763. The fossils were then regarded as mere curiosities, and the original manuscript catalogue, still preserved, contains many curious en tries to remind the readers of tho rapid progress of the scionce of geology during recent years.— Arkansaw Trav eler. —A magnificent gift has been mnde to the Natural History Museum, South Kensington, by Captain Wardlaw Riun- sey. Tho late Marquess of Tweoddale had porhaps the finest collection of birds in Great Britain, aud had in ad dition a very valuable ornithological libary. This collection and the library were bequeathed to Captain Ramsey, who has assigned the whole to tho How the Japs Measure Time. nation, together with many rare or nithological specimens obtained by A party of Americans, describing a himself in the far East Tho valuo of shopping tour while recently in Japan, this present is £16.000._____ refer among other things to the clocks shown them. Somo were constructed on American models, while others were 4 PERSONAL AND LITERARY. fashioned upon a principle peculiarly —John Ruskin publishes his own Japanese, and supposed to be more writings. His profits last year are said convenient for tho registration of their to have been 120,000. singular time. Tho twenty-four hours —Mary L. Barr, tho grent Scottish aro divided in Japan into twelve dialect writer, did not begin to compose periods of time, six of which are ap propriated to darkness and six to tho until she was fifty-four. —Tlie first Polish newspaper ever light. The day being calculated from Srinted in America has been started in sunrise to sunset, there is a necessary variation in the length of the six day Buffalo. It is called tho Qjezyzna. —Verdi and his wife aro building a and six night hours, the latter being splendid hospital at Busseto, which the longest in winter, the former in they will richly endow and give to the summer. The clocks are altered periodically to suit the seasons of the town. Weekly. It is reported that the largest salary year.— Jewelers' ■ ■ ■ received by any woman in this country —Tramp—“Can’t you give a poor for editorial work is that paid by the man something to cat? 1 got shot in Harper Brothers to Miss Mary L. the war and can’t work.” Woman— Booth. She is the editor of Harper’s "Where was you shot?" “In the Bazar. Her salary is said to be $8,000 ' spinal column, mum." “Go 'way! and she also receives a per centage on There was no such battle fought."— the profits of the publication. Texas Siftings. ----------- »♦«——— —Under tlie auspices of the Wagner - "Ouida” lives quite alone at Flor ence, Italy, surrounded by her loved Free Institute, of Philadelphia, w hich dogs, with one old lady as her sole devotes a portion of its income to the companion. Although about sixty encouragement of original research, a years old, she shows tho bizarro ten scientific exploration of Florida was dency of her mind by wearing bright- made last year. A report of the work colored decollette dresses, with her done, which was chiefly geological, has hair flowing loose like a school-girl’s. recently been published. The investi —Dr. Brin ton is about to add to hie gations did not tend to support the valuable collection of early American opinion of Agassis as to the coral for -works a volume entitled "Ancient mation of Florida, but indicated that Nahnatl Poetry." It will contain a tho coral tract of the peninsula is con number of songs in the Aztec or fined to the south and southeast The Nahnatl language, most of which were fossil remains examined by these and composed before the Spanish conquest earlier explorers show that Florida was They will be accompanied by transla* once luhabited by the llama, tapir, camaL rhinoceros and mastodoo. tiotu and OQtvfc— Fu^lic Qpiniyn. CATARRH. • SALMON IN ALASKA. Their Number Beyond tlie Belief of Those Who Have Never Seen Them. A New Home Treatment for the Cure of Cararrh, Catarrhal Deafne»« and Hay Fever. The microscope has proved that these diseases are contagious, and that they are due to the presence of living parasites in the lining membrane of the upper air pas sages and estachian tubes. The eminent scientists, Tyndall, Huxley and Beale en dorse this, and these authorities cannot be disputed. The regular method of treat ing these diseases has been to apply an ir- r tant remedy weekly, and even daily, and thus keeping the delicate membrane in a constant state of irritation, allowing it no chance to hea', and as a natural con sequence of such treatment not one per manent cure has ever been recorded It is an absolute fact that these diseases can not be cured by an application made oftener than once in two weeks, for the membrane must get a chance to heal be fore an application is repeated. It is now seven years since Mr. Dixon discovered the parasite in catarrh and formulated his new treatment, and since then his remedy has become a household word in every country where the English language is spoken. Cures effected by him seven vears ago are cures stilly there having Deen no return of the disease. So highly are these remedies valued that ignorant imitators have started up everywhere pretending to destroy a para site, of which they know nothing, by remedies, the results of the application of which they are equally ignorant. Mr. Dixon's remedy is applied only once in two weeks, and from one to three applica tions effect a permanent cure in the most aggravated cases. Mr Dixon sends a pamphlet describing his new treatment on the receipt of stamp to pay postage. The address is A. H. Dixon & Son, 303 Kin£ street west. Tor- onto, Canada.— Scientific American. rnancisco Cal.. <723 Market Street.) « O akland Cal. (Attorney-at L aw IW‘1(1 "1887 -We consider •’Warners Safe w.v) lieC; »). UH7. I h.v.lUI1itL“’Bi^, lteSledie.”“valuable aud would uot be with I Kale Cure with «ood «.ulta, „"“’kri the same. “ow out them. By Putting the Kidneys_ in_ Healthy the the Kidneys, Only Al.vieo, Cal., Jan. «. 1888.—I use “W. Y olo , Cal.. Dec. 13. 1887.-My wife is using "Warner’s Safe Cure” and says that it is doing Safe Cure” to keep well. I think it medicine. “ her good. < ' i Blood Purifying Organs, to do their Work. ASK YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS ABOUT SAFE NTEB’S An ingenious moonshiner in Kentucky con cealed his still in a cave in such a manner as to allow the smoke to escape through a hollow tree. In this way he eluded the vigilance of the revenue officers for over a year. 1 ( J i A sagacious person will sometimes behave like a fool by being irritated into arguing with one. MANY PEOPLE REFUSE TO TAKE COD Liver Oil on account of its unpleasant taste. This difficulty has been overcome in Hcott’w Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophos phites. It being as palatable as milk, and the most valuable remedy known for the treatment of Consumption, Scrofula and Bronchitis, Gen eral Debility, Wasting Diseases of Children, Chronic Coughs and Colds, has caused physi cians in all parts of the world to use it. Physi cians report our little patients take it with pleasure. Try Scott’s Kinulsion aud be con vinced. Enabling D anville . Cal.. (Real Estate and Business Airenti Dec 8. 1887.—I have used some of "Warner’s Safe Cure” and believe it to be a good remedy when faithfully used. A Kentucky man has indented a process for making five-year old whisky in three months. A PLEASURE SHARED BY WOMEN ONLY. Malherbe, the gifted French author, declared that of all things that man possesses, women alone take pleasure in being possessed. This seems generally true of the sweeter sex. Like the ivv plant, she longs for an object to cling to and love-to look to for protection. This be ing her prerogative, ought she not to be told that Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is the physical salvation of her sex? It banishes those distressing maladies that make her life a burden, curing all painful irregularities, uterine disorders, inflammation and ulceration. prolapsus and kindred weaknesses. As a nervine, it cures nervous exhaustion, prostra- tion, debility, relieves mental anxiety and hy- pochondiia, and promotes refreshing sleep. and "Warner’s Safe Pills ’ with u," ;>oeaiblii for deranged Kldneya ...d 11 eontinue to to use use ’’Warner 'Warner'« continue ’« 8 Sale mb ° Cmi.-T.IF ’ ter has taken •Warner’s Sate Cure’----- - _ all that we could desire. ceived trreat benefit therefrom. I am never hois. ” . , _ without it tn my ¡J house. Thereby Condition, , ' I I ' I . THAT HIGHWAY OF NATIONS. The broad Atlantic, is ever a stormy thor oughfare. Yet blow the winds ever so fiercely, ana ride the waves ever so loftily, seamen must man the good ships, tourisms will brave the pas sage, and commercial travelers and buyers must visit the centres of foreign trade and manufacture. That atrocious malady, sea-sick ness. together with colicky pains and much in ward uneasiness is often endured when Hos tetter’s Stomach Bitters would have fortified the voyagers against them. Sea captains, and in fact all old salts and veteran travelers are acquainted with the protective.value of this es- timable preventive and remedy, and are rarely unprovided with it. Emigrants to the far West should use it as a safeguard against malaria. Seek the aid of the Bitiers for dvsDepsia, con- stipation, liver complaint, kidney troubles and all ailments that impair the harmonious and vigorous action of the.vital powers. The best way to get along with people who are "set up with pride” is to upset their pride, and them, too.________ CURE FOOT OF MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. »valer In Hpecialties and «eneral Agent for ADVANCE THRESHERS, ENGINES, THE FLYING DOVE OF PEACE. It cost New York $10,000 a day for snow A richly frosted quivering flying Dove. OIN«EE rOOliBl'BY POWER», shoveling during the week after the blizzard. A Dream of Life screen calendar. An Im ported ideal head. 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If not it costs you nothing to try it. Laundry Machinery. Kriebel Engines, Stationary and Marine. The number of salmon in these Alaskan streams, whether they empty ORME Safety Valve for Marine and stationary Engines, adopted by the Government. into the Arctic or Behring Sea, or the Pacific Ocean, is simply beyond belief to a person who has never seen them with his own eyes. In ascending one of the small streams that empties into the Pacific Ocean, from the Saint Elias FIKE DEPARTMENT HIPPL1EM OF ALL KIMDi. Alps, in a canoe, manned by a couple Is is proposed to widen the Delaware river And many other desiaable goods. As I represent the manufactnrers direct, I can and The Throat.— "Brown's Bronchial Troches" of Indians, the salmon were so plenti act directly on the organs of the voice. They at Philadelphia at a cost of $3,500,000. will give you good goods at a bargain. Send for descriptive circular of what you an extraordinary effect in all disorders of ful that they formed a solid semi-circle have want. the Throat. Speakers and Singers And the All persons interested in the collection in front of the canoe, with its bow as a Troches useful. Sold only in boxes. of pictures, and especially of the folding center, and a radius of about twenty cards representing the living rulers, flags ITCHING PILE8. and coats of arms of all the nations of the feet, and thia semi-circle looked like the S ymptoms —Moisture; intense itching and stinging, world, will be pleased to learn that Duke, ripples of a small cascade, the protrud most at night; worse by scratching. If allowed to con dispensary . tinue tumors form, which often bleed and ulceiate, Sons & Co. are about to issue an album ing noses, backs and fins corresponding becoming very sore. S waynk ’ h O intment stops the containing the comple’e collection, which VOB-'LAND, OR. itching and bleeding, heals ulceration, and in many embraces fifty different countries. This to tho small stones that would project cases removes the tumors. It is equally efficacious in Yojn«. middlMnd tod album is as beautiful, interesting and un curing all Skin Diseases. DR. SWAYNE & SON. id, angle or nuurted man through such a waterfall. We had no Proprietors, Philadelphia. S wayne ’ s O intmucnt can ique a publication as was ever presented and ilk.bo Buffer with salmon spear, but one of tho Indians be obtained of'druggists. Sent by mail for 50 Cents. LOST MANHOOD I to the public, and will lie delivered to Neryona Debility, S made one from a pole, cut from the every one who returns seventy-five fold Seminal J. II. 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This is Weak Bao c. Burn ug Urine Gonorrhea, Gleet Strict T ry G krmka for breakfast. certainly a liberal offer and one that will nr» prompt relief and cure for liie. less, to where one was captured by the Rexeo Con salt Confidentially be appreciated by the public. Those who Both extemporized spear. Wherever wc ran OPFIOB—188 d> 184 THIRD 8T. are saving their empty Cameo txixes for the vast swarm against a shallow rip the purpose of securing one of the mag nificent pictures of Langtry or Theo are The Oregon National Bank, ple, where it was hard for so many to reminded that the folders from such boxes OF PORTLAND. get over in a hurry, great numliers of will secure to them an album also. Skip &■ Scalp them would go scurrying past us on DISEASES either side, making ns much splashing ct® b 9<‘neral Banking Business. —Tlie bridegroom said: “Let her go, :--cured by# as a flock of ducks, and giving tho In Gallagher,” and a Boston clergyman - New YorL C utic U r ^ dian a good chance to use his spear. married a couple in eighty seconds.— Hundreds of those fish were seen that Boston Olobe. D F. SHERMAN had great ugly sears on them caused, —Old Mrs. Robson—"John, I’m afraid Big G has given un!T«F> my Indian guide said, by the spears of sal satisfaction In the CLEANSING PURIFYING AND of that electric light in front of the Corti la the numerous Indian fishermen who, at FOR 1 TO 5 DATA. 1 beautifying the skin of children and infants house.” Old Mr. Robson—"There’s no cure of Gonorrhoea and that season, were putting in their winter and curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, scaly danger, Samanthv. The wire is in- Gleet. I prescribe It and and pimply diseases of the skin, scalp and feel safe In recommend supply of salmon, and whose weapons blood, with loss of hair, from infancy to old age. iulted.”— Tid-Bits. NfStoly bytha ing it to all sufferer«. were far from always being effective. the CUTICURA R kmkdikh are infallible. "h iE teal So. —A conceited young painter said to A. J. STONER, C uticura . the great Skin Cure, and CUTI- * -If your dealer does not keep it he will We killed a number with a Winchester cura S oap , an exquisite Skin Beautifler, ex « visitor: "I possess all the attributes Decatur, IIL it for you. if he values your tr&de. and C uticura R imolvrnt . the new rifle from tho shock by a shot on the ternally, PRICE. SI.00. a Blood Purifier, internally, cure every form of of a great artist. 1 have brains, a Sold by Druggists water, directly over their heads, which skiu and blood diseases, from pimples to clear eye, a steady hand, and—’’ "Un never failed to turn thorn belly upward scrofula. The BUYERS’GUIDE!« 8old everywhere. t*rice»CuTicuRA,50c.; S oap , limited cheek,” added the visitor, in issued March and Sept., at once, and before they recovered they iftc.: R krolvknt , $1. Prepared by the P ottkr terrupting! v.—A’. Y. Ledger. f \UR IMMENSE STOCK OF SUMMER BAI.KUG- D rug and C hkmical C o .. B oston , M ara . each year. It Is an ency were safely landed in the canoe.— Send for "Hew to Cure Sxin Disoaaea.**____ GAN UNDERWEAR, at $1 andfl.Wperreit clopedia of useful infor Lieutenant Sc/iwatka. »n American Field. ar Baby's Skin end Scalp preserved anil 'tFl mation for all who pur- Latest designs in PERCALE SIIIRTS, three laUrt mr beautified by C uticura S oap chase the luxuries or the ■tyle Collars and one pair Cuffs, $1.50 each. —A powder that is composed chiefly K idney P aink . Backache and Weakness necessities of life. We cured by C uticura A nti -P ain Pi.A8TKR.an can olothe you and furniah I you with of phosphorus, and designed to sup instantaneous pain-subduing plaster. 25c. all the necessary and unnecessary plant ordinary gunpowder for stage appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep, purpowa, has been devised by a New eat, fish, hunt, work, go to churoh, NOTHINC or stay at home, and in various sizes York inventor, who, as a test of its styles and quantities. Just figure out IM MO LY ’S qualities, placed himself in the midst of rnhJjniT.eJ.U.‘red tO do 111 th®‘® thm«’ a dozen or more "supers” at a theatre COMFORTABLY, and you oan make a fair Gents’ Furnishing Goods, GOOD estimate of the value of the BUYERS’ a day or two ago. and permitted them GUIDE, which will be sent upon FOB 232, Kearny St., near Bush. to blaze away at him with their muskets receipt of 10 cents to pay postage. only a few inches from his head. It is CHILDREN X-T Send for Illustrate ! Catalogue. MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Til IN EVERY ONE A CURE put up in cartridges so thin that when ■vrraaisa mon discharged tho whole charge com etur ai ikrigating pumps , pletely disappears. No trace of it can Coldta Head * at D rubbists ’ abo D ealers ’. * STEAM ENGINES be found. The report is described as SNUFFLES ANO T he S has A-V oeeler C o -B auo -M d * being as loud, the flame as vivid and OB eoilers , C omplzt « P owes and the smoke appearantly as dense as that P vmmso P lamts . of ordinary gunpowder, but it has the CATARR H Low pri< es, prompt delivery N ERVOU8 advantages of giving forth no odor.— A n*rtt. k la »rolled l.to <wl> n-Hnl wxl la aency, ate., due to excesses or abuse, cured. FOR EVERY RURROtE. Writ, for Circular«. Trie. W oeiita al .tnK.gt.ui; If mall r>.iat. re N. Y. Tribune. Zt.V nROTMKRH nsOreen.k-h Street. S.aVal BYRON JACKSON. BAN FRANCISCO. YOUNG MEN Sold on Trial! 7TJ.10? •’‘"»id .»»il th.rnwlvp. ct onr «I«'-; —Has Come to Stay.— cK™” ’•««Fn.r.ntred in every c»-e. THE LINDGREN CHEMICAL FIRE EXTINGUISHERS. y°u smoZe a pipe? The Van Monciscar Tlfl y If you do, take the advice of thousands of old smokers that have tried it, and smoke "Seal of North Carolina’ Plug Out. VATT will find it the x W Smoking Tobacco ever sold on this coast. It is made from three year old To bacco,—smokes soft and cool, and will last twice as long as the many cheap imitations that are flooding the market. QMAIZr Seal of North UmuCarolina and you at once see why it has the largest sale of any Tobacco on the coast. INFANTILE CLOSING OUT « Cures by C atarrh No R H of P H. WELL DRILLS •4 D I A kl C I? Fremlun» »1,000 ln u.e, I InllUu 50 t'«»N"lie.i. N. . 1 Xnd ■■•■1 VUa steel Tun n? TSj- ‘i’n'tX.? 't;“U,cr ri‘no' k>' ur Tic June bug disappear, tn June. Th. lightning bug tn May; Th. bed bug take. hi. bunnet off. And .ay.: 'Tv. cent, to stay." —Logansport Chronicle. — "That is a rather shabby pair of trousers you have on for a man of your position.” "Yes, sir; but clothes do not make the man. What if my trousers are shabby and worn? They cover a warm heart, sir.”— St. Louis Sunday Critic. —Clergyman —" How is your health a svpanioa remedy yon this summer? I trust you have been well during the snltry weather.” Un COUGHt, COLDS, INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION And all Throat and Lung Tnnibkw dertaker—"Pretty well, thank you." I »•Id by all tsrasclntn fWr M Oats. Clergyman—“And how is business?” J. E. OATES A CO., Undertaker—"Poor, poor. 1 haven’t . FBopBirroaa, PULMONARY burial a living zoul for week». O BALSAM »aaeome »U BAS FBAMCIBCB^ Inve»tment •mall, profit» laris Illustrated i'atahwuo ufactored by GOULDS « AUSTIN, ’•» A IM L*h. B«.f C hicago , ill . PIIMDC CENTRIFUGAL rUmrOFOR IRRIGATION AND RECLAMATION. 5 20 ’?"• r°”'1 *®° • no* *ffce»ed 5owood to «plit, break, «well, shrink, crack, decay, or wear out; we guarantee it Fl a - «Mt Rwe.ood ewe«, * strinzUdTj vor5 key»; the Famous AN t 4^FI 1^ ’ Odd Fellow,’ lull ketMd Sorento streets. Son rmneta-o. .a*?'4” ’r"rth fkkf- unw not under the homes feet Write Bar» ■m.S*r«TTRnsi JI ,n> M|( h sieinway . run » Burdett fl ad <1 Bpoh. jiLidi atthias gray V i OR.SPINNEYi Dr. Spinney & '•Jln.ry .nd Venereal Due»«-« »11 unn»tur»l marges, promptly and safely cured. middle - aced menk :^; rn8to£e<1 to heMlt hY vigor. . *wd ♦kJ’’ unable to visit us may te home«, by correspondence. VrLrUCalO,L"/ent by mai ‘ or «•xprees. « * r.oe* J 4 cent» in stamp» tot 1 be I oung r tend or u aid a to w edlock. ______ — PUPt By return mati. Fall Drscrflijjj PKFP Iiee4r» Mew Taller “y«*- •f.TE VI1LL C- u I m - BOODY ft COre REWARD! »i no o xsr. _ y“°O»l«<l«ea the rn.v< deli«htful *n<l os.» tormtaw toIlM wtlele ever produeed fe» u>d pwwrvln« U» onmelexJon r-n>..»ln« Uy. " He «SU atm. Cremte. PrntUad Onm