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A STITCH IN TIME Ca.*w In Which M.illrerl Aid I. of Moil Value in the Karly Stage.. THE COLONEL’S TRIAL. He Didn't Want to Hear Miraudu Hut bhe Wouldn't Hudii. T m II> —A tiesbman in Princeton bears me name of i^lAflr Allan Poe. —There are nine British missionary •oeieties now laboring in Africa, with tin aggregate annual expenditure of 11,000,000.. » —As if God would take this for a good bill of reckoning: Item, spent upon my pleasures—forty years!— A forty-pound crocodite, covered with woolk huir. was captured by a British boat a crew on an island in the Atlantic, and is now a great | pet aboard the ship. It is apparently of an uu- kuowu species. _________ BETTER THAN QUININE. Quinine is not only an eiue, it is a harmful one if tabrn too free > and too Often. O< course the w.r d insists on taking great quantities of .. ina aud ague. Some persons think nothi g else Will cure fever and ague. >»e say One of the most annoying faults of Ill tho earliest stages of consumption the hired “colored lady" is her persist A REPBIEVE FOR THE CONDEMNED Wretched men and women long condemned of the lungs, it is possible to arrest lite ent disposition to talk about the ati'iirs to suffer the tortures of dyspepsia, are filled progress of the affection and secure a of tier own family. Sometimes, despite with new hope after a few doses of Hostetter s 1 return to lu aitli by change of climate everv attempt at discour igeni 'nt, she Stomach Bitters. This budding hope bio som» uml of halii s of life, together with will begin a story, of which her brothel P ills break up into the fruition of certainty, if the Bitters is !“s wisely directed diut. exercise and hy is the hero, and keep it up until pa Bishop Hall. persisted in. It brings a reprieve to ah dys- i the worst attack. —The Russian Church, which lias peptics who seek its aid. Flatulence, heart giene generally. But this stage is tience is gray-haired with age. Ma burn, sinking at the pit of the stomach between often permitted to pass without any rinda Napoleon, a likely colored been in process of construction during meals, the nervous tremors and insomnia of Tho street car drivers at Guayaquil, Ecuador, which chronic indigestion is the parent, dis are women._________ — serious attention being given to it by woman, applied to Colonel Wetheral tho last ten years on the Mount of appear with their hateful progenitor. Most "DONT MABBY HIM’! the patient or his friends. One reason for a position of trust in his family. Olives, is now finished. beneficent of stomachics! who can wonder that in so many instances it awakens grateful elo of this is tho unreasonable hopefulness She liegau to tell him of her lion -sty. • He Is such a fickle, — “The Kindoni of Heaven suffereth quence in those who, benefited by it. speak will never be happy "l|b,51,hAr engagement that is a ineutal oharauteristio of ruo«t in its behalf. It requires a graphic “That makes no difference," said the violence, and the violent take it by voluntarily to describe the torments of dyspepsia, but «he her consumptives. Besides the insignifi Colonel. “I don't care whether you force." Violence is a good thing when pen in many of the testimonials received by the ing a sari flirt. Esther, however, anew that Her proprietors of the Bitters, these are portrayed cant cough and slight symptoms of de are honest or not, and you may be well applied.— Interior. witn vivid truthfulness. Constipation, bilious teriorating health, which are often only reasonably negligent in the discharge —Gratitude is tho homage the heart ness, muscular debility, malarial fevers aud to be noticed and given their true value of your duties, but there is one tiling I rentiers to God for His goodness; Chiis- rheumatism are relieved by it. by tlie experienced physician, do not wish to impress upon your mind." tiun cheerfulness is the external mani A man at Garden City, Kansas, has a herd of Fred made a nixlel husband. How was hi carry with them any such degree of thirty-five bison«, thoroughly domesticated, “What’s dat. Colonel? 'case I can do festation of the homage. _________ alarm as they merit. When a profuse any thing.” —Steps are being taken in Mel docile and thriving. hemorrhage occurs the feeling of se All the art an«l taste of the best arthta Beeius to have “I do not wish yon to take me into bourne, Australia, to effect an organic been combined in the magnificent package of imp rted curity may give way to the alarm that your confidence and tell me about your union of tlie Presbyterian churches Oleographic aud Chroiiiatlc Cards which is bclug offered Raw other women of Esther s age glow sickly, has been felt before. Any persistent family. I don't want to hear a word throughout the Australian colonies. by the well known tiriu of Fleming Brothers, of 1‘itta- faded end querulous he realized.moreiam more burgh, Pa. . tliMt ho had “a jewel of a wife. Good ncaiui cough should lie attended to before it about your mother and father.” To procure these elegant fr<»ted and satin fringed was half the r « < ret of Esther’s»uccew. «he*re-1 —Tlie Methodist Episcopal Church cauls, buy a box of Dr. C. McLane’s Celebrated Liver her vitality an4 good iooks beca so she. is too late to do good. As in all dis will spend for home and foreign mis Pills for 25 cents from your druggist and mail the out tataed “I un'erstan Is, sab." warded oil feminine weaknesses and a lime tU side wrapper with your addre-c- (plainly w itt-n) and eases dependitjg upon a special cause “I will pay you extra to keep your sions the handsome sum of $3,400 for cents worth of stamps to Fleming Brothers, Pitts by the use of l>r- Pierce's Favorite Piescriptlon. i or niiero-orgaiiism, consumption is not mouth shut. Speak when you are every working day in its fiscal year.— four burgh, Pa. You will be surprised and delighted with - ------— the beauty aud variety of the cards you will receive. Thete are forty-live feina’e lawyers in the to be cured by drugs alone. It is pos spoken to, and then merely answer or over $1.000,000 in all. United States._______ _ sible that, as the late Prof. Flint taught, questions." In the adulteration of lard in the United —Tho apostolic vicariate of Dakota States For t oiialix. Axthnia anil Throat there was last year 60,000,000 pounds of It I had known of tho C uticuba it may be a disrase that, has a tendency No tinjuo nor [ en ran do Justice to the esteem “Why. sah, dis is de place dat I'se h s at present 90 priests. 130 churches, |>i mo r<ler», use 'Drouins Bronchial liodies. to recover of itself, bur if it is ••self-lim been looking fo' all dese years. 1 100 stations without churches, 20 dio cotton-seed oil used. In which tho COTiccox K bmeuibu are li 1J by tho twenty-eight jours ago, it would haic nvel 25 eta. a box._______________________ thousands upon thousands whoso lives have boon $200.00 (two hundred dollars) and Wl llulueM| ited," it can only be so under the best 'spies folks dat is alius wantin' er pus- cesan students, 20 parochial schools, 4 THE OLD SILVER SFOON. My disease (Psoriabis) fonu DELICATE CHILDREN, NURSING made happy by tho cure ot agonizing, humiliating, amount of Buffering. possible sanitary and liygiuuic condi son ter 'tain dem wid conwersation. oonvents.fiacademics, 10 Indian schools, How fresh in my mind are the days of my sick- Mothers, Overworked Men, and for all diseases itching, scaly and limply diseases ot tho akin, moncctl on my head in a spot not larger thanactut ncHS, tions. where the tisauea are wasting away from the it spread rapidly all over my body and got under When I tossed me in pain, all fevered and 'case er bo ly gits tired. No v, dar’s 1 hospital and a Catholic population of inability to digest ordinary foo l, or from ovar- seal J end blood, with loss of hair. An ordinary malarial fever is not, as mv sister Jane, she's de udder way. 80,000. sore; CrncVM, tho groat Skin Cure, and Cvnovua my nails. The scales would drop off of hie t|| t[ii The burning, the nausea, the sinking and work of the bruin or body, all such should take a rule, dangerous to life. But any ease at?----- ” Mrott'H EuiulMiou of Pure Cod Liver Oil Sosr, an exquisite Skin Coautificr, prepared from time, and my suffering was endless and without weakness, —A school in Vermont is presided with Hypophosphites. “I used the hmulaiou of ague may develop into a pernicious And even the old spoon that my medicine bore on a lady who was delicate, and threatened It, externally, and Cimcciu IU zolvmt , the new relief. Ono thousand dollars would nut tempt m “But you are not to speak of your over by a cross-eyed teacher. A few The old silver spoon, the family spoon, to have this disease over again, I am a ¡<oor (congestive) intermittent or remittent family.” Tho sick-chamber spoon that my medicine with Bronchitis. It put her in such good health Blood Turifer, Internally, euro every form of skin days ago ho called out: “ The boy that and flesh, that 1 must aav <t is the best Emul aud blood disease, from | Implra to scrofula. but feel rich to be relieved of what some of the fever at any time. This it is that ren sion I ever used.”—L. P. 'N ADDKLL, M. D., “Bat's de pint, sah, dnt's de pint. I am looking at will step out oil the How loth bore. doctors said was leprosy, somo ringworm j*. were my fever-parched lips to re ders prompt arrest of the common ague I warked last year f >r Misses Simson, Hugh's Mills, S. C. Having been a sufferer for two yea a and a half floor." Immediately twenty-seven lads ceive it, i lasts, etc. I took.......... and...........Harsapari In over of such great importance. For this an’ de folks kep’ me er talkin' all de from a d seaso caused by a bruise on tho leg, and How nauseous the stuff that it bore to my CONSUMPTION SUBELY CUBED. one year and a half, but no cure. J went to two ot reason also treatment liy nostrums and time, an’ muddor site tell mo not ter walked out in front of the astonished And the tongue, huv.ng boon cured by the Cciiccac U bisdib throe doctors, and no euro. I cannot praise th» . . , . pain at my inward3, oh, naught could To the Editors pedagogue. Please inform your readers that I have a pos when all other methods aud remedies fa.lod, I C uticuba R bmbdim too much. They have m«.|t domestic remedies too often results in pay no 'tention ter du folks." relieve it. Though tears of disgust from my eyeballs it itive remedy lor the above named disease. By deem it my duty to le.ommond thorn. I visited my skin as clear and freo from tea It a as a I mjj \ an attack which no form of medication its timely u»e thousands of hopeless casus have THE BANCROFT COMPANY wrung. “Never mind all that. I don't wisli been permanently cured. I shall be glad to Hot Springs to no avail, and tried sevoral doctors All 1 used of them was three boxes of Cuncuu will bo competent to cure. The per to hear anything of your mother. I (SuccenifotN to A. L. Bancroft it Co.) The old silver spoon, the medicine spoon, send two bottles of my remedy free to any of without success, and at last our princi. al druggist, and three bottles of C uticuba R bsolur , md Howawful thestuff that itlefton my tongue. nicious attacks are almost invariably don’t want you to mention your family are now located in their new History your readers who have consumption if they will Mr. John P. Finlay (to whom I shall over foci Such is the effect of nauseous, griping medi two eakes of C uticuka S oap . If you had beta end P. U. address. preceded by ordinary chills, so that while you are in this house.” Building, 721 Market St., S. F., with cines which make the sick-room a memory of send me their Express grateful}, spoke to mo about Ctmci’BA, and I con- here and said you would have cured me fur $*200,00, Respectfully. Respectfully, horror. Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative Pellets T. A. SLOCUM. when the ••congestive" paroxysm does Pearl St. New York rented to giro them a trial, with tiro result that I H. M. C., 181 F “’Cose yer doesn’t, sail; an’ I doesn't frexli new gotxin. The latent publica the contrary are small, sugar-coated, easy you would have had the money. I looked like th» come on no one can say that there was blame yer tall. De las’ word my brad tions received daily. Elegant printing on am perfectly cured. There is now no sore about picture in your book of Psoriasis (picture number to take, purely vegetable and penectly effective. Pittsburg manufactures from thirty thousand me. 1 think I can show tho largest surface where two, “Ilow to Cure Skin Diseases”), but now 1 m any excuse for falling the doctor too der Henrv said ter me 'fore I lef dis from new type. Everything in the 25 cents a vial. to forty thousand stoves annually. my sufferings sprang from ot any ono in tho Stato. late. Even if pernicious attacks are mawnin’ wus gibbon mo 'vice how tei book and stationery line, pianos and The French Chamber of Deputies is in favor as clear as any person ever was. Through force of AI.EXANDE11 BEACH, Greenville, Miss. Don’t hawk, hawk, and blow, blow’, disgust not developed, tin) subject of long-con please der white folks. Henery he’s ei organs. Address, The Bancroft Com of removing the duty on wines. habit I rub my hands over my arms and legs to ing everybody, but use l)r. Sage’s Catarrh tinued ague becomes broken in health, favorit all down in our neighborhood. pany, History Building, 721 Market Piso’s Cure for Consumption is the best Cough Remedy. __________ Sold everywhere. Pri e. Ccncvea, 50c.; S oap , scratch once in a while, but to no purpose, ha ______ I scratched twenty-eight y.ars, audit 25c.; U zsolvzst , »1. Prepared by tho l’orniii Dauo all well. Medicine. If you don't believe it, take a dose. is pale, sallow and full of pains of a Worked for old man Desmukes (lire St., S. F. got to bo a kind of second nature tome. I thank Prince Oscar of Sweden lias married Miss By druggists, 25c. a bottle. asd CutxicAL Co., Boston, Mass. neuralgic character that makes life years, 'an wouldn't er quit den 'cep you a thousand times. Any one who reads thi* Muucli. A ROYAL SAVAGE. isTSend tor “How to Cure Skin Diseases," 04 may writo to me and 1 will answer it. miserable; and the longer the disease de ole man died an’ ernuder pusso-.i See Antigel! Piano advertisement. DENNIS DOWNING, Waterbury,Vl Wakeleo ’ s Squirrel and Gopher Exterminator. pages, 60 illustrations, and 100 testimonials. persists without interruption, tile more tuck de place. Henry's de fines’ han’ The Residence of King George, the Ruler Try it, and prove the best is the cheap st. of the Tongan'Islands. T ry G erme a for breakfast. nsfibTLES, blackheads, rei, rough, chapped and Wakelee & Co., San Francisco. IJAUHQ ’ whifce> anJ irce from chapi and difficult it is to stop its progress and to sviil horses yer ever seed. Dat clay IlHnUO Hoft rodnosa, by using C' uticuha S oap . r fill oily bkln prevented bv C uticuha S oap . We called at Tongatuba, the princi cure tlie resulta of chronic malaria1 bank how o’ Mr. Anderson’s, wlm Camelline improves and preserves the complexion. pal island of the Friendly, or Tongan, poisoning. wouldn't let nobody go in de stable ’’ group, and, learning that the King was WEAK NERVES A largo proportion of cases of valvu CURESWMERE llL ELSE^M P aine ' s C elery C ompound is a Nerve Tonic “Say, Marinda, you-----" then in residence, determined to pay which never fails. Containing Celery nd Best Cough Syrup. Tastes good. Use lar diseases of tlie heart originate in Coca, those wonderful nerve BtiiuulanM “It’s jes’ like I tell yer. Bar wan’l our respects to the celebrated old man, _ ^me* Sold by druggie la,___ speedily cures all nervous disoniers. acute rheumatism. This disease at a blessed soul on de place dat could <1 of whom we had hoard so man}’ and tacks the joints and such organs as nuthill’ wid dat host, an’ Henry----- ’ such strange stories. His house, we RHEUMATISM P aine ’ s C elery C ompound purifies th» most resemble them in structure. The ■ “Listen to me, I tell you!” I believe Piso’s Cure blood. It drives out the lactic acid, which found, was a very nice-looking two- causes Rheumatism, and restore» the blood, heart from its continual movements for Consumption saved “Yes. sah. What was yer 'bout t< storied wooden building, close to the making organs to a healthy condition. It» my life.—A. II. D owell , mid tlie white fibrous materials from observe ?’ ’ the true remedy for Rheumatism. sea, and stood in a good-sized com Editor Enquirer. Eden which it is lined and covered bears n “I told you that I wanted to hem pound, fenced in on all sides. Passing KIDNEY COMPLAINTS RHEUMATISM. ton, N. C., April '13, 1887. very strong resemblance to a large nothing about your family. I see through a handsome pair of cast-iron P aine ’ s C elery C ompound quickly ntstow the liver and kidneys to perfect health Th» joint. In rheumatic fever (iiillamma- though, that you are like all tho other.- gates we arrived at the mansion itself, rhe Case Stated. —Jnn’y 17th, 1883. Messrs curative power, combined with its nem tonics, makes it tho best remedy for dl George C. Osgood <t Co., druggists, Lowell, torv rheumatism) the main dangei Go Oil ■" kidney complaints. the veranda of which appeared to be Mass., wrote to the undersigned as follows: arises from tlie tendency the inflamnia “ Mr. Lewis Dennis, No. 136 Moody street, used as a coach house, for thero was “ Yes, lmt Henry he tuk a biin DYSPEPSIA tion shows to attack tlie covering ot bridle----- " wishes to recommend St. Jacobs Oil, anu P aine ' s C elery C ompound strengthenitto proudly and snugly stored away tlie desires especially to say that: stomach, and quiets the nerves of the dig» tlie heart or tlie valves to be found be tivo organs. This is why it cure» wn t» “Slop!" royal buggy; rather an anomalous “O rin R obinson , of Grantville, Mass., a tween the cavities ami at tlie entrance worse cases of Dyspepsia. boy of 12 years, came to his house in the sight for a palace mid a strange posi "Didn't yertell mo tor go on?" of tlie grout artery that takes the summer of 1881 walking on crutches, his CONSTIPATION “Yos. I tell you to go away iron tion for an equipage of stato. left le' being bent at the knee for over two blood to distribute it all over tlie Isxly. P aine ’ s C elery C ompound is notacattr There were no signs of life about the months, and could not be bent back. Mr. tic. It is a laxaf ive, giving easy and natinti The best Cough Medi Experience lias demonstrated tliat the here. I don’t want you." action to the bowels. Regularity surely tot Dennis bad some St. Jacobs Oil in the house, place, and failing to wake any one by cine is Piso ’ s C uke fob “Wlmt yer 'greeter hire me fur, den lows its use. and gave it to him to rub on his knee. In best method to prevent tlie disease C onsumption . Children repeated knocks at the front door, we URES Nervous Prostration, Nervous Headache, Recommended by professional andbuslMi six days he had no use for his crutches, and ’ men. Send for b<x)k. from attacking the heart is to give Ain’t my s’cioty pleasin' ter yer?" take it without objection. L Neuralgia, Nervous Weakness, Stomach "You can't keep your mouth shut, decided to circumnavigate the estali- went home well without them, as he has ______ w-i Rheumatism, Dys- „ .. Price 81.0d. Sold by DruggtaU. By all druggists. 25c. large quantities of alkalles—the bicar ■hfc___and Liver Diseases, lisliment, mid did so, finding it chill been ever since.” I don't want you. Now go." and 'pepiia, and all aiTectiona of tho Kidocya, WELLS, RICH ARDSON A CO. Prop1! bonate« of sodium and of potassium and Conclusive Testimony. BURLINGTON. “Wliy, yer’s de enriost pusson 1 noli and lifeless everywhere till we came to Corroborative —Lowell. Mass., July 9, 1887.—Gentlemen: being the best—until tlie acid material, a row of cool houses and upon a curious Mr. Lewis Dennis has just called upon me, M - .91 ’ R J ? R her seed. Doan ’ kore ter stay heali. which appears to lie at tlie basis of I sight There, in tho veranda of one and informs me that the boy Orin R binson, rheumatism, is fully neutralized. Tlii- 'case yer’s sorter common folks, no of them, squatted an ancient mid dusky who was a poor oripple on crutches, and how. I ’ se glad I refused yer oiler tel < - QO N s"u~M p ' t I O N was cured by St. Jacobs Oil in 1881; tho is shown by the secretion of tho kidney « person, with only a scant cloth fastened has remained permanent. The young beooiniiig alkaline in reaction. As ion. hire me. Go<xl niawnin', sail." — Opo about his waist mid bending his head cure man has been and is now ’ at work at manual a sre admitted to be th» us this is not done and kept up per Head, in Tenn Siftinije. labor; the case certainly proves the efficacy of i-a.rxxxs for Salo. Largest Seedsmen obediently before an old woman who St. Jacobs Oil.—Dr. (¡ eo . C. O sgood , M. D. m the world. ■ »¡stoutly there is danger of houri ' ?R « toM CRIF STORMS AND RAILS. was literally plastering it with limo. D.M. FERRY A CO S S tt .. Yu «?»»t» Count)-. Cal. frolt bolt trouble setting in at any moment The or U ppvr .Hacruiiiento V alley ; or, to 8. GRIFFIN Toio lUuxtrnted, lta*rrlp> Sold by Druggists and Dealers Everywhere. As soon as tlie curious pair became gJa tii» »*4 l rlc*4 Jackson County. Or., center of Rogue lUvu’r Valley,’ younger* the patient the greater tin How Kain Appear« to Follow the Laying aware of our prasenco the process in THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimore. Md. n lnihl climate and nrodiictive’iewt. ot Kallroa.l 1 recks. SEED danger of these complications. Hone A alngulnr theory Inn been promul •< ’operation was arrested, mid. perceiv ANNUAL 1/Il A DT I bl,8t PIANO on onrthl tlie necessity, in every rheumatic case Kill II Kr I UHln«s Bro.'» PIANO' Ki For 1883 gntetl in Mexico concerning nil allege! i ing tiiis. we were about to address of prompt mid rational treatment. IxIlflUL ■ PATTI’S preference. them to explain our pi esonce mid ask a v. »niailed relation between the steel rails of rail- ill Musical Department A. L. Bancroft A Co., Re TO ALL In nervous, sensitive children, slight I 'I, \ VM applicants, and few questions, when tlie gentleman of moved to 132 Post St.. San F rancisco, Cal. invalids’ Hotel and \ to last season’s causes are sufficient to bring on an at ways and tlie prevalence of storms. tlie limy head roared out something in JWFw cuHtomere with- 4 N AGE\T WANTED IN EVERY TOWN Stair or Eighteen Experienced and Skilt tack of convulsiona Tims, some hard The northern section of the Mexicai a truly terrible voice, and at tlie same out ordering it. Zv on the Pacific (’oast for Kimball’s Liquid fui PhysicianH and Mu nr von*. Central road has been seriously dam ><^Jnvaluable to all. Glue. Needed in every fanijly. 534 Valencia Hl..8. F .Ual. indigestible material swallowed, or the _ __ rj — Every person using time a fine young Tongan, very oil} aged by washout«, ami people who <>l>- ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPECIALTV- presence of worms in the digestive Carden,FteidorFiower Paticnts treated hero or at their homes. Mtci QLD SORES AND ULCERS <* Un« and three-quarters nude, came rushing ' E? C ^Oatloal^Mnd fbr 8tan<iing cured by ALLEN'S ULCKIll ,>R SALVU. It never treated at home, through correspondent* tube, is often enough responsible for served the phenomena express the opin out from tlie interior toward us. With ot QUO il Addm» .frill- Hv M.til tWr. Me-tahyj.p Allen, St. Paul. Minn. successfully as if hero Tn person. Corned ion that tlie waterspouts w hich burs O. M. FERR Y &CO.,DeUOlt,Mloh, these always alarming symptoms. If gee us, or send ten cents In stamis for* much politeness mid evident agitation Invalids’ Guide-Book,” which g’ives all part* tho cause can bo removed, of course on the track were attracted by tin lu> conducted us away from tlie veranda ulara. Address: W orld ’ s D ispensary ^ this should lx< done, and the mxiner the rails and tlie telegraph wire. An elec ami back to the big house, where in cal A ssociation , 603 Main St., Buffalo, NJ better. Ono very cogent reason fertile tric current, they say, runs along tin broken English, backed np bv much PULMONARY BALSAM track, which makes a convenient av dispensary . last remark is tho fact that after con enue A SUPEKIOK REMEDY FOR gesticulation, 1m revealed to us tlie ap- for storms. <'JB-'LAND. OB. vulsions have occurred a number of p:dling fact that we had trespassed COUGHS, COLDS IMCIPIENT CONSUMPTION This would appear to lie a somewhat *n5 A REMARKABLE TALE. times a monbid habit becomes estab all Throat and Lung Troubles. la, Mnjle or ararrCd mw U|>oii tlie privacy of no less a person Mold by And •nd^llwhomiffre with all IffrutfKiNtN For 50 Centn. lished in tlie nervous system, which is fanciful conjecture, but tho engineers than his majesty tlie King. Snake. Will Not I.lve on Soli From th» LOST MANHOOD J. R. CATES A CO., strong enough by itself to produce n engaged in building tlie Guadalajara Nwroo. DebiMI^ 8£orm» Emerald Isle. Having humbly apologized for our PROPRIETORS, return of tlie spasms, even after tlie branch of the Mexican Central railroad innocent intrusion mid received a re 4l7Nanno<ae Mt.. Sexual JU1 .«« worn-out,” “run-down,” debiyttft James Francis Hogan, in his book, NAN FRANtiMCO re* Wrek o, school teachers, milliners, seamstresses. original exciting e^iiso lias lieen thor offer testimony which gives it at least assuring answer, we were ushered “The Irish in Australia." relates that uk »<• keepers, and overworked women generic an air of plausibility. They state that oughly iHimoved. When tlio “tits" re Skin Dlreua, Srphllll, ELY’S Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is the M through tlie window into a sort of atarrh Vaueltise, one of the prettiest spots on BrapUonx Hulr F.IUtn of all rostorativotonics. It is nota “C utm A • return from time to time without ap as fast as tho construction advance« I drawing-room, a well-furnisliod apart Bone P.loa, 8 velllxw Sydney Harbor, has a curious and ro but admirably fulfills a singleness of purp*¡ rain follows, and they believe it is due Bore Rnrat, Uloera, *• parent reason, we say that the patient tx'lng a most potent Specific for all tWi mantic history. At the beginning of ment, with a number of red velvet feoj» at Mirnr,. Kldne,. to the largo quantity of steel rail on flat Chronio Weaknesses and Diseases pecuMtf J has epilepsy, one of the most intracta .. —“<* Bluddre Trouble I had catarrh tlie century it was chosen as bis place r.,, chairs set around a long mahogany Wei* B«><^ Burn u» Urinu Gonorrbere Olee« Blrto' women. The treatment of many thousaw ble of diseases. It is in cases of this cars which are carried forward as fast table—one chair a little higher than tlie very bad, could 2 Si. ’ "!?* »»4 reretor Hie. of such eases, nt the Invalids’ Hotel anew I of residence by Sir Henry Hays, nn leal Institute has afforded a large expenfw C8Bfldeatlally description, where the cause of the con as tho work permits. The country, ac rest, acting, no doubt, as a throne. hardly breathe, OfFTOB—189 A 184 THIBD 8T * Irish BaroneL who had the misfortune in adapting remedies for their cure, and cording to their report, is dry in ad vulsions can be removed, that tlie phy to be trans|>orted for abducting tlie Here we waited for about half an hour, suffered over 10 sician should not bo called too late. If vance of the construction trains, and when his majesty entered, accompa yea rs Ely’s Crei t tn I lady on whom lie had set his affections, also behind them far many miles, but is the result of this vast experience. FJJ Balm is surely consulted sufficiently early a lifetime but who did not see her way to recip- nied by an interpreter, and was graci working a cure. Internal congestion, infla mtn*"1! of misery, onding in insanity, perhaps, in a circle of a few miles in diameter, ously pleased to accord us a formal in Several | roeate his tender passion. Though and ulceration, it ia n Npeclfl*J friends having its center at tlie p dnt where tile V 1 “ ">"»!/ «» «"!> them is a powerful general, ns well ns uterine. WJ then mean a ° r <* \ U * n have them return again. I „ might bo changed into oue of useful ha it used it udth technically a prisoner. Sir Henry's EPIL steel rails are, the rain comes down in terview. Ho shook hands very pleas happy curv* i i fi tho disease di’ease of "f FITS, EPIL* and nervine, and imparts vigor and rtiw: results in Í1™.‘'L,F~LÜ,"Í SæNNESS . lifelong rtady. 1 to the whole system. It cures wcbd **? ness. rank ami social position caused him ta xhorâ h.T/ ZTÙlÆ cur* ••>«»oretc«w9. B..4.1S. stomach, indigestion, bloating, wcaMJl antly with our party, and we all sat every case. B.W’. torrents. There are many surgical affections i be treated by the authorities as a priv nervous prostration, exhaustion. dcWJv’J’ It appears that enough importance is down on tho red velvet chairs, tlie in Sperry, Hartford which exemplify ths warning this arti attached to these theories to induce terpreter squatting on tho floor be Con n. FEVER ileged person, and he was allowed a Blcepk>8sness, in either sex. Favo rite tion is sold by druggists under our pow"'| A particle is applied into each nostril and Is agreeable. full measure of freedom on giving his cle is intended to convey. Of these seientifle men to make them a subject tween. guarantee. Soo wrapper around bottle. Price 50 oents at druggista ; by mail. registemt^O cents Bit W tiM given nnlv.r- ♦aneer and .sarcomas afford the best of study. We do not, however, antici ELY BROTHERS 236 Greenwich Street. New York word of honor that he would make no The King, seen at closer quarters, CarMlfl sal satisfaction In lb, PRICE $1.00, examples. When small, and before pate any immediate practical results of was really a noblo specimen of a semi- DANDY MAXING FOR PLEAtUkE OR PROFIT. attempt to leave the colony and return 1 TO & DATS. cure of Gonorrhoea and Send 10 cents in stamps for Dr. Pif^c’tjjj I they liave intiltrated tlie surrounding great value. With all the skill and savage, standing quite six feet four yrOl"N<w PERSONA wishing to engage In a light, to Ireland. Sir Henry accepted his Blrirtnr«- Gleet. I preacri be II and Treatise on Diseases of Women pleasant, and, perhana nrofitable amusement tisanes or sent colonies into distant or knowledge which the Government can inches, of wonderfully well propor can learn feel safe In recommend- the art of Ca.uly Making at homa and while fate with philosophical resignation paper-covered). Addrt ss. W orld / Efdaaty by tb« giving amusement to their friends and themselves, dis sary M edical A ssociation , w 3 Main «nw I gans, if removed by the surgeon's knife bring to lx*nr, it has not yet succeeded tioned and athletic build, upright as a cover whether they have a taste for the woi k as a busi and commenced to build a new home chasleal Os. Ing It to all sufferera. Buffalo, N. Y. A. J. STOVER. M.n^ nvss. and ther by make u fair liv ng profit f’om a wry Cincin they may or may not return. The •ven in predicting storms witli such dart, and moving grandly in spite of small investment. Receipts, and full instructions in de for himself on the beautiful estate Decatur, III. chances vary a good deal, aecerdiug to certainty as would be desirable, and his advanced ago.— London Globe. tail. sutficient for several lea-ons for the making of which he had purchased and called PRICE, 81,00. . twelve riinple varieties, and amply sufficient for bom the variety of malignant grow th which when it comes tn producing or prevent Sold by Drug.-ist* amusement, sent for one dollar Tools necessary may 5aiiclu»e. But though the place was, be found In any kitchan. Address, GEO. E. PER is under olMervation ami its locality. ing them, ws shall probably have to — An American who was traveling VlVAL. 122 Ellis Street. San Francisco. 1st Premium* i.V.rifW ln u.o •d'atFvoasawt U»u and still is, one of the loveliest «pot-s 20 years Eetabli.hed. New But removed, and that at as early a wait some time before the matter as In S vitiorinnd wm taken for the -n ea-th, it had at that time one seri '• Steel Tun ng De date as possible after discovery, offers sumes the character of an exact sci Prince of Wales traveling in cog., ami The Oregon National Bank, ous and annoying drawback. It was lanoe the Iwst chance for life and freedom ence.— Safety Falee. OF POBTI.AMI. ANTI-nil.IOUS and CATHABtD h s hotel bill for two days was one itrfested with snakes. <8ucowm>T8U> MeUvotdiUr Xarüw« Fank ) from suffering. —81. Louis Globe-Demo- hundred it.’.d forty dollars. Ho had to (C aptta T taid IN. »»00.000 One day, however, a bright idea ocral. TraUBm-tsa g RuaiiMW. Instantaneous Photography. own up that he was only a plain Yan ACCOUNTS SICK READACHE, struck Sir Henry as he was cogitating kt'id Rubj»vt u> cb*vk SELLS EXCHANGE i« Suu I'mncDeoo and New York. kee to Mcape bankruptcy. ntlflona Headache, on the subject, and wondering if there Instantaneous |> •otngrnphy is no “SÆVàulvîî * — Doctors »ay that drinking largn DIzzInexA, Fount I po r------------ -- "’•*> B MARKIG j. were any practical means of ridding A WOW WAY. tion, I irU igentlon, ynantitiM of water will prixlncw fat. longer a qii‘Siien to be <lvt •iMiin-'d l»y Prwthmt and Bl H«ti,Attarkn, himself of these unwelcome intruder«. D F RIIERMAN j» ahow it» alxiuixlity, lixik at a tiah. Itiutjr and riperimunt« but has a<- A fitartlfnir IlMelnea« Proposition. promptly <Xire<i by Dr. HA^CH CHI c KENS! He teaolved to try a bold and re Pierce’»- Pleanan» A little over six works ago Mr*. Fowler of It fairly live« in water, yet why ia it ao mine I the place of an accomplished ACENT8 WANTED Piir<atlv«Pcllet». 25 -»mi the — a id familiar fact. O ie of moat inter Kilis atvert, San Franci«co, stopped in at a leading For our celebrate-l IMrtr»iio. Work tint c 1»< k ’ markable experiment. He would «ee txiny?— Btn'jhami'lon Re/iubliean. oentau vial,by.Drumilnt». whether the virtue of St. Patrick ’ s pnv- city druggist’s to ask wh.it effect Joy’s Vegetable Hig money to act tv- men. Paeiitc I'ortrnit io esting achivvomc it* in thw direction, — Have courage enough to review PETALUMA INCUBATOR Saraararilla. abo«it which ahe had heard bo much • hibition of snakes on Irish soil wonld I The Most Hucc'Wa' M a . your own conduct, tooondenin it where M dc*cribo<l in a L »ndon p ipor, or g • »rcrntly. would 1 avr in t area of dyspepsia aad aick 1221 Market 8t.. & F. extend to the same soil if transferred Q ACC ValnabL Me«ii. al s.c-et for marricl ; chioe Made. hra«la. hr. She was s«mured that in mo-t can* • it you dvtect fault«, to amend it to tlie mill'd in tin* <pie<llo:i as t«» whether wool ireHev* both. She wan, howrvrr.aoincrrtiu- -0“, i_ ivlie*. Send One iM’Inrnnd receive beat of your ability, to make g<xxl re It«* upper part of the wheel ot a vehi- ioua tlist finally the druggist gave hera bottle, net informatton hy return mail Miilical Sia-cialtics to the other s>de of the world. He ac conlmgly ^nt home for a number oil bo paid for unh sa it etfeetod a cure. A proposi 101 W. 2IM Mreet. Room It, N. V. city. ceive» for future guidance, and to keep nin wli«*n in mo ion tr.tveh faster than to tion ao startlingly practical baaaeldom. if over bo- barrels of Irish soil, and they arrived I (hr | wr part In determining this for*, bora made. Tho tollowing just rrcoivr«! ia tho tiieia. reír FÄ.'"!!1*^ Ur in Sydney in due course. Sir Henrv Brooders, IF aud tell« its own story: MEN'S FURNISHINC GOODS, —A young college debater will argue metier by nisi an’ancons phoiogr sphy, convincing conclusion, Utah, plena-* «end ad«tre«a nt once to Chari«*« P. | ■** Ho»Urei4aS^,Ì7’‘*«» San Francisco, February R. DW. ^hen spread this imported earth, as far till artist look the |»h<>t«»grapli of an lhrur. nxwnT. No.M W.9thsL. Kansas« ity.Mo. ! A ddms t for hour» that the purauit of happine«» Dial Rra; I write to aduut that, notwithstand 232 Kearny St., San Francis KTMimmnTRn , with tl0" 4 ’T’ ,r°Un'* his ’’•Mence. ing niy misgivings, Joy’s Vogrtablo Sarsaparilla 1« better than the rea iaaliea aud then uin* ib«ia en route, and n this photo- did all that yen promised. I ha»i tried so many AF TofiA a Hay. Samples worth $1.50. FREF. grai»\ white the lower and» of the Northwestern Detective Bureau Lines not un ler the horses feet. Write R r >». feel diaappoliiti-d lieeauae Id» girl tv- prescript I on a. to no parpean, that I had coma W» Shirts Underweir. hr I love nothing would relieve my dyapepeia and WsTjm'sB aficty R smd H slwr Cr> .HolK .Mich n . ‘ , h ,lon,estlc precincts wen- fiiae« for the foorth time lomarrv him. S|K»kc4 »miM-dlately a lj ic -» h » to the »tek SEATTLE. W. T. hradacl.es , but I have not had a return of hosiery. Glove». »lther *i,e[w,‘rd4 troubled bv snake« . —I be "marking” »yatem ha» been ground are not perceptihlr mi^hai* rithrrsinee I commrnerd taking it I believe I am Collar». Cufft. rîor» Corrw ’»4 8» t' J*.,he »‘her portions of the e«. I under ts Stationen rut rd. but will, ont of an abundanc« , *errit ry in , atwdiahed at Olunihia college. Each med by the motion, th«* tops of the • permanently f caution, eoutinue to take it regularly for a while 7ttÄT A " deteet up|M*r s|Mtkos show an angular motion Ute continued to be infested bv th profi-aaor ia to »tatedly report the yet. You have my permission to make this public, $ l UuU <>n •«• rahetanr«* fciind m W RoN>rtin<> •J^nd-d Io We detirr »grnu 21 Í SHIRTS TO ORDßLf’ reptiles. SueceeditK. __ for it is my belief that a remedy that will cure dye- *cknowled<r4 • »b* deHghtrul and oa’y name» of the three member« of the correspond leg to about tell degreeito p» pn far bmutifttnc |« ia and prevent sick hradachea should bo gen hannlea» V’tlM artlclr ---- and prrwvin< Ih* rvm. vin* t*n, «urtami •laa» who have «town the nm«t dili The photograph la this ca«e iuo-t sii<< erally known. Respectfully, niuwtrated F* and ali tarmiahe« and n t«hr~» ih* .ktn for Seif Jieasurenient. gence and proficiency, and the Ixmt all- cessfully ex| rees»*e the .act that tlie C mm ( and lnd.>rwd hy th* «41l» ai and Ita tarv SUI h» al' drurfteta ai SO era«a p*r tatti* STEINWAY. " h . hukk * wli«*<l It repreevi^p is in ia,>id motion, -IB OravtinlO« ilB around Rtiulent* are to be known a* and Ftaili. 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