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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 17, 1888)
r ¿M3 QUEERNESS OF THINua. * Few PiustM Which No School or I’hll- ooophy Can Solvo. LINCOLN’S SECRETARY. A < hat With Colonel Nicolay About PrealUent’s CharactorHUca. BELIEF xbom indigestion . ARTIFICIAL EYES. CATARRH. An Optician Tells Where The, Are Mad, and What The, Are Worth. A New Home Treatment for the Cure of Catarrh, Catarrhal Deafness and 221 S econd A ve ., N ew Y ork , Jan- 0, t® • I Seem it my pleasure to teitifv to the phenomenal effects of B ranuketh s P ills upon myself, in eradicating from my sys tem the most aggravated form of tion, the attacks of w hich were nearly as severe as spasms. Af■ er a costly medic/I Raiment two box . of BRA nukk P ills have put me in a better condition than I have been for years. F rank W. GiLLtri. One-eyed people who can afford it Huy Fever. This is a sort of topsy-turvy world. "How did Mr. Lincoln bear himself have two glass eyes, one for day, tho The microscope ha» proved that No one seems to be satisfied. One man during the campaign?” is struggling to get justice agd another "Hu was alwayi- a »elf-poi.ipd man, other for evening use. The reason for thrse diseasef are contagious, and that this is that the pupil of the eye is is flying from it. quiet and Ypiable in temper, seldom they are due to the presence of living One man is saving up to buy a house, greatly elated or much depressed. He smaller in the day time than at night, paraaitea in the litfing membrane of and hence the two glass eyes are of and another is trying to sell his dwell was not worried alsiut the campaign, ing, for less than it cost, to get rid of and had himself thoroughly in hand. different size.*, so as to correspond with the upper air naaaages and euatachian it People sunt him many curious symbol* the natural eye. The price of glass tubes. The eminent scientists, Tyn A mild sage tea with a little bay rum One man is spending all the money of frontier life—axes, mauls, wedges, eyes in becoming cheaper ou account dall, Huxley and Beale endorse this, added I h one of the best of preventive» for of competition, and at the same time he can earn in taking a girl to the rails—and all sorts of people on all and these authorities cannot be dis hair fal Ing out* theater and sending her flowers, in the sorts of errands called on him in the the quality is better. A common glass puted. The regular .method of treat Come to the bridal chamber, Death! hope that he will eventually make her Governor's room in the State House, eye may be had for ten dollars, but ing these diseases has been to apply Come to the m ther.’w hen »be feels his wife, and his neighbor spending which was assigned to him. Many they are not good deceptions and do aq irritant remedy, weekly and even For the flr»t time, her first-borns breath. And thou ai t terrible. all the gold he has saved to get a di came from mere avriosity, and they not last long. A first-class eye costs daily, thus keeping ths delicate mem The untimely **eath which annually car fifty dollars, or even more. The best brane in a constant state of irritation, ries off thousands of human beings in the vorce. would sit awkwardly around looking Smith is drinking imported ale to at him. He could not talk politics will not last over two years, because allowing it no chance to heal, and as prime of youth, is indeed terrine, lhe put flesh on, while Johnson is living on much at such a time, and the bulk of the Secretions in gie hollow qf tlie eye a natural consequence of such treat first approach of < onsumption is insidious, and the sufferer himself is the most un crackers and walking ten miles a day his visitors were shy of speech. They roughen the glass by chemi^d action, ment not one permanent cure has conscious of its approach. One of the most to reduce his avoirdupois. handled tho symbols that had beer, and this roughness Irritates tho flesh. ever l>een recorded. It is an absolute alarming symptoms of this dread disease The laborer with ten children keeps sent in, and spoko to hjm of their use. A glass eye, like fatso teeth, Is taken fact that these diseases can not be is, in fact, the ineradicable hope, which lurks in the heart of the victim, prevent out of debt on ten dollars a week, and bo would sometime* take tho end out at night, for it would not bo safe cured by any application made often* r ing him from taking timely Meps to arrest while many an unmarried bank ofliiial of an axe helve between h1s fingers and to go to sleep with It In the cavity. It than once in two weeks, for the mem the malady. That it can be nrr« sted in with a hundrod dollars** week can't hold the axe' out at arm’s length, to might drop out. and.'the slightest fall brane must get a clfltnce to heal before Its earlier stages U beyond question as get along without helping himself to show that ho had not^ost his strength. would break It. If a person could buy an application is related. It is now therd are hundreds of well-authenticated seven years since Mr.'Dixon discovered cases where Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical the hank's funds. In various simple ways he thus man glass eyes at «wholesale, by tho gross, thd^arasite in catarrh ilnd formulated Discovery has effected a complete cure. Robinson takes sherry to give him an he could get them for about two dol aged to kill time. One fellow had ths his new treatmint, and since then his I A piece of soft flannel is better than a ap|>etite, while Brown, who has a wine impudenok to «onio wearing a seces lars apiece. But he would have to look remedy has, become a household word brush for removing dust from silk dresses. cellar, can’t touch a drop of it on ac sion cockade in hi* hat, lyincqln «poke over a great many before finding one to in every country where the English1 count of apoplectic tendencies. The In IKSO “Brown's Bronchial Troches" to 1iiin pleasantly, and shook band* qs fit anil to match his other eye in language is spoken. Cures effected by doctor tells Morrill that if he doesn’t w’ere introduced, and from that time their rise, pojop and expression, (Hass with the others, and the intruder sat him seven years ago are cures still, tliei e : success in Colds, Coughs, Asthma and ■top work and take a rest lie will go around half an hour, looking foolisli eyes are all made abroad, principally having beon no return of the disease. Bronchitis has been tin paralleled. into a decline, and then tells Blakely and saying nothing, and finally went in Germany and France, no factory So highly are these remedies valued that if he does not abandon his seden- out Tho crowd quietly Ignored thp having been started here, although that ignorant imitators have started CONSUMPTION 6UBELY CUBED - tary position and go off somewhere and there is a groat demand fop them in up everywhere pretending to destroy To the Editor:— work on a firm he wilWie of torpidity intended insult,” this country. A glass eye is not made a parasite of which they know nothing, Please inform your readers that I have a poa- “Mr. Lincoln was just a* Hnmocratio of the liver. after the shape of a natural eye, be by reaiedies, tlie result of the applica itive remedy for the above named disease. By in the White House, I believe," I said, its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have One man Is ordered to eat eggs be cause whet) |he latter |s taken from the tion of which they are equally igno b en permanently cured. I shall be glad to *‘Yes,” assented Colonel Nicolay, two bottles of my remedy kkbe to any of cause they are nutritious, and another cavity tho tissues just back of it pushos rant. Mr, Dixon's remedy is applied send your readers whs have consumption if they will is cautioned to leave them alone be- "and that went fur toward giving him forward and leaves but little space. send me their Ex press end P. 0. address. only once in two weeks, and from owe his firm hold on the hearts of the peo cause they produce bile. Thu false eye is therefore elliptical in to three applications effect a perma i’. A. St, New York One man koeps a pistol to protect ple. It was his custom, while ho wits shape. The outer side preserves the nent cure in the most aggravated himself against burgliys, while his President, to hold an informal recep natural frtrm, but the inner side Is near cases. U nitarian religious literature sent free on applica tion to Mimi E F. Davison. P O. Box520 Portland, Or neighbor doesn't keep one for fear of tion between twelvo and one o'clock flat, with rounded edges. It.is slightly Mr. Dixon sends a pamphlet de Washington correspondents add. Miss M. DeVoe, Seattle ■hooting some metqber of the family each day, to hear in person the larger that the natural eye, so that scribing his new treatment on the requests and wishes of all s orts by mistake. Canton flannel makes excellent dish when inserted in tho cavity it may not receipt of stamp to py postage. Tlie You will sometimes see a man plant of people who chose to conic to slip out. At first it irritates tlie eye address ia A. H. Dison A Bon, 303 cloths. to see him. Rich and poor, white and ing trees about his place for tho shade; A TRIAL BY JURY. lids and tho tissues back of tlie cavity, King«treet west, Toronto, Canada.— * and, at the same time, you will soe black, crowded into the business office, but tlie wearer grows accustomed to it, Scientific American. That great American jury, the people, (now Colonel Lamont's) shook hands have rendered a unanimous verdict in another cutting down all the trees and finds it a rest and a protection. Aliout t’.sflb word» are all that are used favor of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative about bis house because they produce ■nil told him What they wanted. He A skillful oculist can put a glass into tn Ordinary talking and foilver»ation, al Pellets, the standard remedy for bowel generally wrote »card and referred the too much moisture. the cavity so that very close observa though there are »ome 2H, 00 word» iu the and stomach disorders, biliousness, sick One rich man wears poor clothes be petitioner to tho proper department, tion is necessary to detect it Not only Kngli»h language. Different author» vary headache, dizaiiwss, constipation and hut often he attended to it himself. In lhe number of word» they u»e, but the sluggish liver. cause he is rich and can do any thing, are the size and color of tho natural while a poor man wears fine clothes be Men who wanted ofliee oiinie; alleged eyo coiintei’feiteil, but even tlie general difference i» »light. Shakespeare found Keep flour and meal in a dry place. I,00 j words sulllcient for all his work». cause ho is poor and wants to create Unionists who wanted pay for losses; expression, The oculist, has yet to dis- cranks who showed him how to put tlie Impression that be is not PEACE ON EARTH T ry G eiimea for breakfast. cover means of gi riviug tliqt sympathetic Ono man is killed by accident, and down the rebellion; mothers who had movement whitni ft distinguishes a pair Awaits that countless army of martyrs, whose If afflicted with Sore Eyes, ubo Dr. another tries to commit suicide and sons in tho army; relatives of men who of eyes, There is quite a large number ranks are constantly recruited from the vic Thompson’s Eye Water. I^ruggibU sell .. it it Isaac 28c. had been ordered shot; tramps who tims o( nervousness and nervous diseases. fails. of people with glass eyes, say one in The price of the boon Is a s: stematio course of Wakelee’» Squirrel and Gopher extermi One man escapes all tho diseases that were hard up and wanted money or four hundred. You would not know it Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, the finest and nator Try it, and prove the best is I he flesh is heir to and is killed on a rail transportation to enable them to go by oasual observation, for tho wearer most genial of tonic nervines, pursued with cheapest. Wakelee & Co.. Sail Francisco. road; another man goes through half- somewhere. It was like some ancient reasonable persistence. Easier, pleasanter of a glass eye is so sensitive on tho su b- and safer this than to swash the victualing a-dozen wars without a scratch and Druid standing under an oak tree and department with pseudo-tonics, alcoholic or ject that ho is careful of its actions in dealing out justice to tho realm." then dies of whooping-cough. the reverse, beef extracts, nerve foods, nsxcot- "Didn’t the people exasperate Old public, and ho becomes so acoustomed ics, sedatives and poison» in disguise. "Tired The prize-fighter reforms and bo- Nature’s sweet restorer, baiiuy sleep,” is the to tlie glass orb t(jat lie oa.n prevent all comes a preacher, while tlie theological Abe sometimes?'* providential récupérant for weak nerves, and but intimate friends from discovering this giorious franohise being usually ths con "Not often. He listened pationtly student loaves his university to become sequence» of sound digestion aud increased to all, seldom protecting himself even Ills defect. Science lias done better by vigor, the great stomachic which insures both a professional base-ball pitcher. him than by the man witli tlie wooden is productive also of repose at the required Tho man who can make twenty thou from bores. I never saw him angry time. Not unrefreshed awakens tho individ limb. — St. Louis Globe-Democrat. blit twieo, nnd then only momentarily. ual who uses it but vigorous, clear headed sand dollars a year, as a general thing and tranquil. Use the Bitters also in fever can't save a cent, while the man whois He turned one man out of the room and ague, rheumatism, kidnoy troubles, con AN INDIAN SYBARITE. stipation mid biliousness. thrifty and wise is seldom so gifted and laid his hand on liis shoulder to Life of the King of Oudh Amid the Sur- hasten Ills departure if nocessary.” that he can earn any thing at all. Nine-tenths of the persons who suffer rounding* of Eden. We know a wealthy merchant who 1 asked if Mr. Lincoln comprehended from sleeplessness have cold feet. The Tlie death of the last King of Oudh remedy suggests itself. keeps half a dozen horses, who recently that he was in constant danger of his deprives Calcutta of a pioturesqne and stntod that his storo was closed on lie life. Walking ndverti*enient8 for Dr. Sage'» almost legendary personage. To tlie count of a "holliday;" and wo also “Of course,” Baid Colonol Nicolay. Catarrh Remedy are the thousand» it ha» know a proof-reader who.can spell "It was often discussed between liis visitor the red and blue roof of bis pal cured. • ------------------ .» — ——- every word in tho English language friends and himself. They would say: ace, tho gardens, stocked witli wild Iq washing cotton goods with a satin beasts and brilliant birds, his innumer correctly, and the only time he experi ‘Now, Lincoln, you must look out and finish, use borax water to restore the gloss. ence* any horse is when ho eats horse bo constantly on your guard. Some able guards and attendants and the tens of thousands of pigeons that were IN GENEBAL DEBILITY, EMACIATION, radish. crank is liablo to come along and kill ConMiimptlan and WaMtlng in C'liil- Good people die and bad people live. you.' His answer always was, ‘I will always wheeling iibovo tlie grounds dren. Rrott'n Emul»louof PuroUod Liver Tho man who is fat with health can’t be careful. But I can not discharge seemed to embody the fantastic life of Oil with Hypophosphites, is a most valuable food and medicine. It creates an appt tite for native India. The men guarding tlie get employment, and tho limn who is my duties and withdraw myself en food, strengthens the nervous system, and making money hand-over-fist Ims to tirely from danger of an assault. I see doors were all his own sepoys from builds up tlie body. Please read: "I tried Scott’s Emulsion qn a young man whom Physi give up business on account of ill- hundreds of strangers every day, and Cawnpore, and once you had an order cians at times gaVe up hope Since he has to penetrato tho charmed circle you been using the Emulsion his Cough has ceased, health. if any ono has the disposition to kill gained flesh and strength, and from appear Linguists are keeping peanut stands, mo lie will find opportunity, To bn passed through a beautiful succession ances his life will be prolonged many all years. ”— Tts super! rexcel’.rince proven.laMlUonk comes for and monkeys are writing for newspa absolutely safe, I should cock myself of groves ami paaterres and miniature J. S ullivan , Hospital ¡Steward, Morganza, Pa. more than a qua ter of a century. V. is uSwUey j.a United MtateBGovernnent. Indorsedby thehiNuhUthe grassplots and pleasant terraces. His per* In a railroad collision tho danc up in a box.’ Great ATnhrerdtie* a« the 8tronsro»t, Purest and A...st Threatening letters A torpid LiVfaUi and b id digestion bring Heelthful. Dr, Price’s t’oj only Baking Powder ha's ing-master generally loses his feet, and cnine, and these I always showed to luonagerio fell away of late, but some on dyspepsia, ewistipation sick heada he does not contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Hold only years back it almost rivaled tlie famous and biliousness. Hobb’s Little Vegetable in Cans. tho mathematician his head. Mr. Lincoln, who generally turned PRICE BAKING POWDER CO., Pills act direcfly on the livtr, and will Cure NEW YORK. CHICAGO. BT. LOUIS. The pugifst breaks liis wrist, nnd lhe them over to the War Department.”— collection in the London Zoo. In one all the above complaints. Only one pill large space there were buffaloes, goats a dose. opera-singer contracts throat trouble. * IF. A. Croffut. in Indianapolis Journal. and deer and ostriches and other great The man with a colossal fortune is See Antisell Piano advertisement. birds. A tank something like one hun usually ohllgod to adopt an heir, while THE LADY OF LYOjslS. dred and fifty yards square was cov the man without a cent generally has Camelline improve« and preserves the complexion. a sufficient number of heirs to satisfy A New and Vemclous Version of an Old* eted with storks and pélicans and Fas^yont'd .Story. swans, and had ample well-wooded half a dozen capitalists. Alfalfa, Onion Sets, Gras«, Clover, Vegetable and An impression prevails among some rambling grounds around it. The Ono man won’t touch lmcon for fear Flower 8eeds. By far *he largest and mo complete Block on the Pacific Coast. of getting trichina, and another swears people that the La.hr of Lyons was a smaller birds wero sheltered in lofty Large Illustrated, descriptive and priced Catalogue circus womaa Who went into the lions ’ aviaries. Tlie lions aud tigers ami mailed, free, to all applicant«. by Bacon booauso some people think he cage anil performed them. Such was wolves and Other ferocious animais .4. E. J. BOWBX wrote Shakespeare. TRADE 05 Front Street, Portland, Oregon) We wish we could find out why these not the case. She was a wealthy young were, of course, cagei^, but eaged very V Or, 815 Mid SlTSansome St, Sail Francisco, Cal. things aro so, because it would set our lady of Lyons, N. Y., who moved in comfortably. In anothor garden a building that minds at rust and make us happy.— the first circles. She was strolling in the garden one day when tho gardener's looked like a niagnilicent ant hill was NEURALGIA Puck. - 1 — »0^-- —. .... son. who was weeding an onion bed, fixed in tho center of a large squat» ' 1 Nerves. — TZvoryone of the thread-like nerves I The Only AciXlehf. saw her anil ini med lately fell in love well, and was carefully surrounded has each a latent power to cause excruciat with her. He thought there never w as with water. Here tlie snakes were ing pain. tlie limit of which is simply the ' "Did any of your family got cut to limit ot human endurance, and N euralgia Shorthand, Type-writing. Pentnanahljx Rook-k«<yIng such a woman a* Pauline, though he segregated, and five hundred of them and Teleziaphy all for piece* with n mowiug-macliino this has a few of these tibrous torments all puls ------------------------------- -—- ----------- V j couldn't make his pa lean that way, lived in the narrow holes with which ing juuufully at once. year?" he asked of a farmer ou tlie nor iiia ma. Hearing of the young the strange building was artitieialiy market yesterday. CH A RACTERISTTC8. man's infatuation, a couple of Pauline's honeycombed. It used to be one of tlie Silbtllo Pain.—Nothing is so rabtild in its "No. sir." discarded lovers put up a job ou her. great sights of tlie day to see them fed approach; nothing so flagrant, acute and In» BANCROFT BUILDING. I “Any legs taken off by tho reaper?" distressing, ami certainly nothing yet dis- 723 Market St., San Francisco, Cal They dressed Claude in fine clothes ami with frogs. But his pigeons formed i "Not a leg. " ooveretl so completely subdues its ravages jMTSend for circular. introduced him to her as a Count. He tlie great feature of tlie King’s col "Any one fall off a haystack and run an<l so permanently conquers its pangs as A. VANDER NAILLEN, Prealdenk was of no 'count a* a simple gardener, lection. that above mentioned. * pitchfork Into him?" Blg n has giren univer but as a supposed titled man ho rose in "One who know him” write* that he ••No, sir." SYMPTOMS, sal »atlsfacllon In the the social scale very greatly. He pict letl a kingly life to tlie end, though lie Symptoms. — Neuralgia is defined to be a I TO » DATS. "Any one get wound up in the cure of Gonorrhcoa and nerve disease, t he chief symptom of which Gleet. I preecrlbe lt and tumbling-rod of the thrashing-ma ured to her in glowing colors hi.* home had not more than seven thousand sub is an acute |>ain, intermitting, whkh fol by the Lako of Como, with its fruits of feel safe In recoinmend- jects to govern: "He held court and b, o» chine?" lows the course of the nerve branch allected. Ing it to al) «uflTerers. gold, nickol-platod bananas, etc., and received regal honors, cr<>ated titled "No, sir." TREATMENT. A. J. 8T0NF.R, W.DM slie expected to lie conveyed to it in a nobles according to his jcaprice and "Any one killed by the explosion of Treatment.—Apply S t . J acom On. frequent Decitur, II!. palaeo car, four sections to themselves. tiaveleil over his ground* in a campan, ly, aontlv rubbing the afflicted parts; apply PlU9E.ftl.00. , • portable boiler?” to tne whole extent of the nerve soreness; So Id by Drugaists. ‘ Judge, then, of her vexation and dis occupying at different times different ••No.” keep up a gentle friclivu until a burning gust on being conveyed in a bob-tailod country seat*, like other Kings." At "None of the woiuon burned to de sth sensation is jMrotluced. horse-car and landed at his mother's ono time he would watch his animals by kerosene?" Sold by DntgyisU an I Deulprs Evfryichere. humble lodgings on the sixth floor of a and his fishes beinf fed, at another his "Nb.” THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO . Baltimore. cheap tenement building. She there- rams and cocks, an.I quails, would lie "Well, you ought to be thankful.” "Yes, 1 suppose *a The only acci u|>on denounced Claude and his decep brought up to tight before him. He dent we had iu our neighborhood oc tions. and he went off and enlisted to had, we are told, a prevailing passion curred to a chap who came out from tight Indians. He got an appointment for order and cleanliness. He prayed 232 Francisco ths city to stay a day or two witli in<^ as an Indian Agent, amassed a hand live times a day, though he ate only H • fell asleep In the orchard and a some fortune in a short time and cams one meal, but from morning till night Shirt». Underwear, Suspenders, calf chewed all the liair off his head!" back to claim his bride. Every thing he chewed pan sopari and smoked tlie hosiery. Gloves, Neckwear, was explained, except how he camo to hookah. — Times of India. —Detroit Free Press. Collars. Cufls, Etc. get so much money, and Claude and “ • • ► i — It i. no wonder :f he who reads, Pauline wore re-united.— Texiu Sift A Trifle Sarcastic. converses and meditate* improve, in ings. knowledge. By the first a niau cou Wife to Husband— I can't compre —Mottling snows greator abjoctnos* verses with the dead, by th. second 11 hend how 1 ever came to nmrry such of spirit than a haughty demeanor a donkey as you. with the living and by the third with tow mil Inferiors. PEOPLE'S DISPENSARY Husband—Don't get excited, my himself, so that he appropriates to him- A »VPBRIOR RRMRVY FOR -."How do you get along without »elf all the knowledge which can lie —AMD— dear. COUGHS. COLD?, INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION ••The only explanation for it is that watermelon in winter, U.iole Joo?" got from those who have lived and Ami all Thn'at rd 1 Lung Tn>ub’M. I Was a fool, a wre died, ignominious "Rah, dar am chickens in wlntah.— from those now alivo. *•1«! by all l»rw*clata Oar so Oats Boston Courier. tool.” J. a OATES A CO., — "Have you road the Thackeray 171 Fourth and Y.mhtiL PROPRIBTVRR, — A IJtile M sapprehension.—Mis* letters?" was asked of a brave Ken- ••Now look here, my dear, you may abuse me as mueh its you pleas*, but Dewdrop —"D m’tyoii think Mr Rose- tacky gentleman, as he leaned on the 417 Naaaaaae MU MAN FR AMCHM'O aovkm ano medicine tl.oo. I shall not allow you to call my wife a bush has a vary sensitive mouth?" Miss mahogany bar and listened to the fooL You must s|M«ak resp-elfully Rayne (blushing violently) — "How blvegrass gurgling into hie tumbler. when you mention her name, even if should I know? "— Tid-Bils. ' "Not” he said, "I don't seem to recol —Nature usually kee|M tho general lect of perusing of them. I^et me see. sits does not deserve iL"— SckalA run of thing* on an even pnciK A sir—what case was tills yer Colonel —"Jenkins, 1 ve got some uiing to naturally bard heart Is very apt to Thackeray mixed up inf'*—Jwdva tell you. It grieve* mo to say it, but, grow harder, and a naturally soft —If yon drop your collar-button, M * friend, 1 don't think I ought to hoad Is equally certain to grow softer. there Is one sure method of finding it. keep silent." “What is it, man —what —N. T. l-edoer. After you have hauled the bureau is it?” "1 mw Brown throwing kisses —A photographer la out with "Sug aero«, the room to look under It, then ir wife.’’ "Great Scott! I gestion. to Sitter*.’’ We have sent a 't have believed it" "I thought marked copy to a man who allows his replace the furniture and put on a "But, come to think of it, wife to take coal up three flights and pair of Iteavy .hoes; »tart to walk Bruwn never did bare much taste."— black all the children's shoe*—Aar- across the room, and before you have taken three step, you will step on the W’efAtnptoa Critic. hnqton Free Press. Collar.button and smash jt all to piece*. p. M. V. Ms. as F. K. u. — I Cod Bless the Duke of Argyle” you and your?. THO8. L. GRAY, old age. . Leavertown, Ohio. I I have been cured or a most unbearable itch- I, John J. Case, D. D. S., having practical 'trig skin disease by the CVTIOUBA K kmbd IML They have enabled me to escape years of sulf- dentistry in this country for thirty five yean I erlng. You may use my name as a reference, and being well known to thousands hereabout I with a view to help any who are afflicted Mil and any one who wants to know about my ease may wrttome. Inclosing stamp. W. B. BKOOKS, ha vo been for the past twelve years, testify that I theC uticura K emedikh cured meof Piorh$| 47 Grove Street, Providence, K. I. or Scaly Skin, in eight day», after the docton I I am a canvasser, and one year ago I was badly afflicted with salt iheum, so that I was with whom I had eonsulted gave me no hop» or encouragement. unable to walk. I ti led the C uticura R bmk - Newton, N. J. JOHN J. CASE, D.D.8. uikh , amt they entirely oured me. The C uticura R emedies have permanemh' F. E. PERRY, Rome. N. Y. cured me of dandruff and facial eruptions wfa Bold everywhere. Price, C uticuha , 50c.; al’ other remedies had failed. For nine month S oap , 25c.; R ksolvbnt , (1. Prepared by tlie my head has been entirely free from Ihtaligk P ottkb ltnuo AND C hkmical C o .,Boston. 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