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SHE MARRIES LATE. SWALLOWED A SPIDER. THE TOMB OF JULIET. One of the Chnrncterl.tlce of the Boston Girl and tlie Kea.on. for It. A Novel but a Marvelous Cure for Malaria. A Cold, Matter-of-Fact Description of a Famous Sepulcher. “Malaria?” it is not |>ossible to come to or from The Boston society girl, as a rule, “Yes, malaria.” Venice without paying a visit to Ve does not marry young. In this hyper “No sir. I am no moie afraid of rona. Any quantity of spinsters from borean climate the female of our species blossoms late. At twenty she is simply malaria than I am of you," and as the America, of both tlie antique and the h bud, and she docs not fairly bloom speaker was at least lei inches talj r modern type, are traveling over Eu until she is three or four years older. than the reporter, and projiortionately rope tills season on their own hook, l’arties of three ami four are encoun In cold countries women, like vege table growths, develop slowly, Here broader, his fear of that dread malady tered everywhere, acting in a perfectly it is winter eight months in tho year, was probably not excessive. I’ve had independent manner, and ignorance of tlie language of tlie country where they and there is small chance for any thing malaria, and I’ve been cured.” to sprout At sweet sixteen tho “Yes, but a man can have malaria may be does not interfere in the least with their comfort Not one of them sprightly maiden of our modern Athens more than once.” who gets to this part of tlie world will is in pinafores. At nineteen she is still “Not if he is cured the way I was. miss Verona and tlie tomb of Juliet, in short dresses going to school; for About ten years ago I was living in this is the English style, you know, ami Indiana, in Vigo county, near Terra I nor will they permit any one else they whatever is British “goes” in this Haute. In those days a man was re meet to pass by it Now. 1 never took town. If she is a younger sister Iter garded as a stranger until he had much stock in Romeo mid Juliet It servitude in the nursery is well nigh drank about a gallon of whiskey and always struck me that they were two hopeless. But even after site has quinine, and shaken down his bead- ' ery ridiculous persons, mid the very emerged from tho chrysalis of imma sti ad three or four times with the ague. best tiling they ever did was to get turity into the condition of the fash I bad a rather reticent nature, and I themselves out of the way. But as I ionable butterfly her education is in supjiose it took the climate longer to was told so many times it would not do definitely continued. In tho intervals get acquainted with me than it did to be so near Verona mid not go of social dissipation site is obliged to the ordinary run of men. For I had there, I went and made the pilgrimage attend all sorts of lectures on the most to drink about a barrel of whiskey and to the tomb of Juliet The tomb is a abstruse subjects. She pursues eccen take whole jiounds of quinine before fraud. It is nothing lint a dilapidated tric courses of reading, and acquire* tin I could get strong enough to even old marble sarcophagus kept in a little lint ill the far end of the big garden of intimate knowledge of strange re shake myself, let alone a bed." a Franciscan monastery. The walk ligions and out-of-the-way philosophies. “How was I cured?” In classes with others of her sex site oc I from the outside gate is under “Well it was a novel cure, cupies iter time in cultivating the arts boarded with a Mrs. Dennis, who told an over-hanging arbor of vines, and sciences. J'ltus she is able to at me she could cure me if I would take from which great bunches of tain a degree of mental superiority her medicine. Finally I agreed. She grapes hang in tlie utmost profusion. which renders it possible for iter to brought a towel and bound it around These grapes were really quite de look down with immeasurable con my head so I could not see; then she licious mid afforded tlie only compen tempt upon iter fellow creatures in brought a glass of water and told me sation for the visit Tlie sarcophagus pantaloons. In case she does not marry, to take my dose anil immediately swal is empty, and what lias become of Ju liet’s body can not be told. The senti. this scorn of the inferior masculine low the water. The dose tasted like a little ball of mental individuals who come to look gender is likely to bo steadily and pro gressively aggravated witii advancing dust, and as it was going down I felt have left their cards for the spirit of a sharp pain in my throat, as if it had Juliet. These cards are cleared out of yoars. the sarcopliagus. I suppose, several I have observed with pain that Bos been scratched. “The next morning Mrs. Dennis times a year. When I looked into it ton women generally scent to consider it quite the thing to look down upon brought a little box and showed me there were two thousand or three thou the men. It is very hard. I really her medicine. It wan a big, hairy, sand cards lying at the bottom bear can not imagine why it is. But they black spider, alive, and the mate to ing tho names of high and low titled the one 1 had swallowed the day persons, from Cofints and Countesses do. It appears to be the fashion hero before.” down to plain Smith with no prefix. to regard tho male animal of the genus Tlie medicine this gentleman took homo as rather a necessary evil than for malaria, may have been effective, The Capulet mansion is also onelif the otherwise. As a producer of money lie but few would care to try the remedy. attractions of Verona. The balcony where Juliet used to stand mid listen is useful, but in all else not particularly Nor is there any necessity for it. to the serenades is perched very high desirable. If available as a partner in Malaria is a poisoned condition of marriage he receives the attention due the blood produced by bad air and up, mid Romeo mid tho other gallants to such a rarity; but once disposed of water, which enter the blood-channels of Verona must have strained their matrimonially he lapses into the for through the stomach and lungs and necks to get a sight of her. The lorn condition of other benedicts, who other ways, and produce injurious ef I churches of Verona are very quaint and pass their time, when not engaged in fects ou the liver and kidneys. It is very antique, portions of one of them, business, lounging at tho clubs, while cuied by putting the liver and kidneys according to the story of the guide, go their wives are busy forwarding the in perfect, healthy working order. ing as far back as tlie seventh century. work of societies for tho advancement The drugs oidinarily used for such The most interesting sight in all Vero of human knowledge in various purposes frequently do qr.ite as niucli na to me was tlie old Roman amphithe branches. I was talking the other day harm As good, anil leave the system i ater, comparatively as perfect as when Indlt, mid which, constructed entirely with a fair acquaintance of mine about in an enfeebled condition. The certain and harmless remedy of stone, with that Roman cement tho recently announced engagement of a girl we both knew. ‘‘What sort of it for malaria is Warner’s safe cure which wliieh dynamite often fails to affect, fellow is the prospective husband?” I puts the liver and kidney* in healthy looks almost indestructible. 1 do not action, when the poison is carried out see wliy modern builders can not take asked. “Oil, harmless,” was the reply, with of tlie system, and tlie serious effect- a lesson from these architects of old.— a shrug of tho shoulders which was it engenders, pass away. J. M. Booth, Baltimore Sun. evidently intended to express a con Springfield, Mass., under date of March j viction that a non-interfering disposi 28th, 1887, writes:—“One year ago Ij tion was the best thing to bo expected bad the malaria—had had it more or ' Vaii- less for ten pears. I stopped all oilier in a man. At any rate, this is tho view enter medicines and took Warner’s safe tained by the typical young woman of cure, and it cured me. This country famous for malaria, and I know our enlightened metropolis. Site mar is Warner’s safe cure will cure it.” ries late, if at all, Itecause tho young People who live in malarious locali men—originally too few in number to ties will find in Warnei’s safe cure a supply the market—must struggle long ■pecific against contracting this dis and hard in this overcrowded commun ease. The malarial poison can find ity before they find themselves in a no entrance to the system, if the liver position to support a family. I would and kidneys are kept in healthy action. strongly advise tho Boston girl to “go The gentleman who swallowed the West” anti seek a refuge front old- spider, concludes his narrative in the maidenhood in far Dakota or Montana, New York Mail and Express by saying : where any thing in petticoats is at it “1 was effectually enrol, but Ij premium.— St. Louis (Ilube Democrat. wouldn't take am ther dose of that medicine to save my life. certainly cure con tipatlon. these diseases are contagious, and that P ills It is generally conceded that rheumatism they are due to the presence of living comer from acid •‘O'“*011 changes of temperature B ham » hl 1"* parasites in the lining membrane of P ills have corrected all this and will do the lipper air passages and eustachian ilChronic diseases are cured by taking tubes. The eminent scientists, Tyn two to four of B handreths 1 ills every dall, Huxley and Beale endorse this, night for a month. and these authorities cannot be dis The Legislature of Illinois has passed puted. The regular method of treat law making the intermarriage of cousins ing these diseases has been to apply * penal offense. an irritant remedy, weekly and even BEAUTIFUL WOMEN daily, thus keeping the delicate mem made pallid and unattractive by func brane in a constant state of irritation, are tional irregularitiea, which Dr. Fierce» allowing it no chance to heal, and as “Favorite Prescription” wid infa holy a natural consequence of such treat cure. Thousands of testimonials. By ment not one permanent cure has druggists. ever been recorded. It is an absolute Gen. John C. Fremont will reside in fact that these diseases can not be Los Angeles permanently. cured by any application made oftener than once in two weeks, for the mem For the Cure of » Cough or brane must get a chance to heal before More Thront. "Brown's Bronchial an application is repeated. It is now Troches” are a simple remedy. seven years since Mr. Dixon discovered WHITMAN COLLEGE. the parasite in catarrh a d formulated College and Scientific Courses, Normal his new treatment, and since then his Course, College Preparatory Course, Busi remedy has become a household word ness Course, Conservatory of Music, Mod Languages, Arts, Board ng Depart in every country where the English ern ment. NpringTeriu begins llarili language is spoken. Cures effected by 7, l»»s. Has two good buildings. Twelve him seven years ago are cures still, there Teachers. Library and apparatus. For or admission, address: A. J. having been no return of the disease. Catalogue So highly are these remedies valued A npeksu N, President, Walla Walla, W.T. that ignorant imitators have started A friend in need is a friend indeed, is up everywhere pretending to destroy doubly true in the case of liobb’s Lilte a parasite of which they know nothing, Vegetable Pills. They always care. * by remedies, the result of the applica Two teacupfuls (level) of granulated tion of which they are equally igno sugar weigh one pound. rant. Mr. Dixon’s remedy is applied only once in two weeks, and from one Dr. Pierce’s ‘Pellets” the original “Lit tle Liver Pills” (sugar coated) cure sick to three applications effect a perma and bilious headache, sour stomach and nent cure in the most aggravated bilious attacks. By d uggists. cases. Mr. Dixon sends a pamphlet de T *0 teacnpfuls of soft butter well packed scribing His new treatment on the weigh one pound. receipt of stamp to pay postage. The COUGHS AND COLDS. address is A. H. Dixon A Son, 303 All CHRONIC diseases of the Throat and Lungs can be King street west, Toronto, Canada.— cured by the use of Meet I' m Emulsion. as it contains the healing virtues of Cod Liver Oil Scientific American. and Hypophosphites in their fullest form. Is a beautiful creamy Emulsion, palatable as milk, Miss Dodge, while working at the polls easily digested, and can be taken by the most Please read: “1 consider Scott’s for the Prohibition candidates at the mu delicate. nicipal election in Boston, had a bolt e of Emulsion the remedy par-excellence in Tuber culous end Strumous Affections, to say nothing vitriol emptied down her hack by a man of ordinary colds and throat troubles.”— W. R^S. who escaped. She was badly burned. C onnell , M. D., Manchester, O. PEACE ON EARTH Awaits that countless army of martyrs, whose ranks are constantly recruited from the vic tims of nervousness and nervous diseases. The price of the boon is a systematic course of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, the finest and most genial of tonic nervines, pursued with reasonable persistence. Easier, pleasanter and safer this than to swash the victualing department with pseudo-tonics, alcoholic or the reverse, beef extracts, nerve foods, nwreot- icg, sedahves and poisons in disguise. •‘Tired Nature’s sweet restorer, balmy sleep,” is the providential récupérant for weak nerves, and this glorious franchise being usually the con sequences of sound digestion and increased vigor, the great stomachic which insures both is productive also of repose at the required time. Not unrefreshed awakens the individ ual who uses it, but vigorous, clear headed and tranquil. Use the Bitters also in fever and ague, rheumatism, kidney troubles, con stipation and biliousness. Thin soup, according to an Irish mendi cant, is “a quart of waler lioiled down to a pint to make it strong.” SOMEBODY’S CHILD. Somebody’s child is dying dying with the Hush of hope on his young face, and somebody’s mother thinking of the time when that dear face will be hidden where no ray of hope can brighten it because there was no cure for consumption. Reader, if the child be your neighbor’s, take this comforting word to the mother’s heart before it is too late. Tell her that consumption is curable; that men are liv ing to-nay whom the physicians pro nounced incurable, because • ne lung had been almost destroyed by the disease. Dr. Pierce’s ‘Golden Medical Discovery” has cured hundreds; surpasses cod liver oil, hypophosphites and other medicines in cuiing this disease. Sold by druggists. YOUNG WOMEN WORKERS. Trials to Which They Are Exposed in New York Stores and Offices. SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY. One and one-third pints of powdered sugar weigh one pound. There has been created in New York City a class of young ladies who work for a living ns telegraphers, type writers, secretaries and other intel lectual occupations. Of course several scandals have become notorious among them, careless tongues wag recklossly, but as a rule they tire just about tho nieest, loveliest girls in town. A phi lanthropic matron of millions said to mo: “Half tho stories these girls tell are of tho tests their characters are put to, and tho approaches they forever must guard against. Ono young lady 1 know of secured a place as secretary to a lawyer on one day, and tho next day he dung his arms around her and kissed her. Another had to carry manuscript to an office every now anil then, and one day tho white-haired head of the place vowed he loved her. He said he was unhappily married, but he ho|>ed that would provoked Iter sym pathy and not her dislike. An employe of tho customs service, not so far from hero as to bo out of this State, was sent to search a suspected woman «muggier, and when sho undertook her task tho smuggler proved to la> a man—a very keen-witted practical hu morist One coneern in town, which employs hundreds of girls, put detec tives on the side-walk to prevent them from being insulted out of doors by persons waiting for them to coroe cut. The detective* weald be more useful iusido tho building. But the subject makes nte wax warm as 1 ponder over it, and tho things which 1 know nbout woman's work beside man pour in on my intellect like a young Niagara. You would also be indignant could you know the sum of torture girls put up with to keep floorwalkers and superin tendent* from falsely reporting them and getting them discharged, the armor they have to wear to keep employers in their places, the tilings thoy have to hear and see. in si lence, knowing that there is no retires* but to throw up their livings."— Ji. Y. Cor. Albany Journal. Why Their Vtirioun Intereati* May Proper ly Be CoiiMldered Identical. U nitarian religious literature sent free on applica tion to Miss E. F. Davison. P. O. Box 520 Portland, Or. U ashingtou correspondents ado. Miss M. DeVoe, Seattle REWARD! I NOT ONLY THE NATIONAL DISEASE BUT MANY OTHERS. It is said that dyspepsia l!,.ouXl"*tlo"i’ • ! A New Home Treaiment for the Cure ot malady. Well, B handrbthb P ills »i I Catarrh, Caurrtul I eafneee and cure the national malady. H >y Fever. It is said that constipation is the curse The microscope lias proved that of our “dentary life. V eil. B.ANDRKTH s CATARRH. CONSUMPTION SUBELY CUBED To the Editor:— Please inform your readers that I have a pos itive remedy for the above named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall bo glad to send two bottles of my remedy fkke to any of your readers who have consumption if they will Bond me their Express and P. O. address. Respectfully. j.-. A. SLOCUM. 51. C.. 181 Pearl St. New York Wakelee’s Squirrel and Gopher Extermi nator. Try it, and prove the best is the cheapest. Wakelee & Co., San Francisco. E lys C atarr H CREAM BALM when applied into the DoRtrils wid be ab-orbed, effectually clemiMng the head ot catarrhal virus, causing healthy seer - tions. It allays inflam mation, prot< cts tin membrane of the na a passages from additional colds completely heals the sores and rest« re sense of taste and smell. hayfever Not a Liquid or Snuff (h 1 nnfi Will be paid for each and every gm ij) 1U UU onous substances found in Witwlum'h .un acknowledged the most delightful und uiiiv*^"}?' barinless toilet article ever produaed fur i•e^utIfu, and preserving the complexion, removing tan 8niir“1* freckles and all blemishes and roughness Used and indorse«! by the elite of society ->ra 1.» »11 .IruggUt. »1 Si) Mlll, . “ Whit., »nd VIuBU. .MuiiuL.'lurcd by W. M WlnffiE & 0O„ Ohemists, Portland, Oregon. n?PRiC^ CALIFORNIA CREAM Furniture Co. 220,322,224,226 Bnsh SI. SAN FRANCISCO. “,’^17ynd,K,í; ÏÏ more limn a qua* ter "f ?’d -LdVythehLwlRvflho Unit.'Jsuteiilownoent IndonwlWin® ui ( , ( sssash« in» »»«« NEW YOKE. CHILAi.Q, ° QTFINWAY kkawk ii . prabea ■ t-llx ¥VH I ■ Gabler, Koenish Pianos; Burdett Organs, band instruments. Laigest stock of .Sheet Music anti Books. Bands supplied at Eastern Prices. MATTHIAS GRAY (JO., 206 Post Stwet, Sun Francisco Onr New Store, which we now occupy', has abcrat 3 acres of Floor Space. OThe BUYERS« OUIDF is issued Sept, and March, each year. Ai’ 364 pages. ®z2 x inches,with over - Largest Stock. Lowest Price*. Furniture, Bedding, Upholstery, Hotel Furniture a Specialty. TN. 1’. Colo Ac Co. HALL'S PULMONARY BALSAM. A superior remedy for Coughs# Colds» Incipient Consumption, and ail Throat and Lung Troubles. Sold by all Druggists for 50 Cents. CANDY MAKING FOR PLEASURE OR Invalids’ Hotel and Surgical Institute PROFIT. Stair or Eighteen Experienced and Mkilh fill Physician» and Hurgeons. 'XT’OIJVG l’EKSO>S wishing to engage in a light, L pleasant, ami. ¡»erhaDs, protituble amusement can learn the art of Candy Making at home, and * h le giving amusement to their friends and themselves, dis cover whether they have a taste for the work as a burn ness and thereby make a fair living profit from a very small investment. Receipts, and fulj instructions in de tail. sufficient for several lessons for the making or twelve simple varieties, anil amply sufficient tor home amusement, sent for one dollar. Tools n. cessary may be L-uud in any kitchen. Address, GEO. 1!. lhk CIV AL. 122 Ellis Street, San Francisco. ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPECIALTY.— Patients treated here or at their homeo. Many treated at home, through correspondence, as successfully us if hero in person. 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The treatment of many thousands of such cases, nt the Invalids’ Hotel and Surg ical Institute has afforded a large experience in adapting remedies for their cure, and This article is a carefully prepared physician’s pre scription, anti has been in constant use for neeriy 1 ceutury, and notwithstanding the many other prepara tions that have been iutroduced into the market, th sale of this article is c-nstautly increasing. If the di r ctions are followed it will never fail. We particu larly invite the attention of physicians It* its merits. John L. Thomjson, Sons &L'o.» TltuY. N.Y. MW > Square — -”U~ Crown Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription DOMINOS Is the result of this vast experience. For Internal congestion, Inflammation and ulceration, it is a Specific» It Is a powerful general, as well ns uterine, tonic and nervine, and imparts vigor and stre ngth to the whole system. 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Ill -114 Micbifinn Avenue, This Wonderful Rcme<ly —Oppression of any who Chicago, are in III. the its turn, rendered to tlie advance cures Sick Headache,Dys ment of science, ln considering tlie THE GREAT REMEDY FOR PAIN. minority is tho greatest cowardice. pepsia, Indigestion, and till Diseases of the Liver causes wliieli hindered tlie progress of — A statistician estimates that court Cures Blieumatism, Neuralgia, Sciat and Stomach. j I. ica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache, ships average three tons of coal each. physical knowledge- in tlie schools of The following symptoms z Toothache, .Sore Throat, Swell result from diseases of the Athens and Alexandria, it ha* often from tho ears, lips and nose, is the E —It may require more timo and ings. Frostbites, Sprains, Digestive Orgiins : Consti- -Bruises, Cuts, Burna struck me that where the Greeks did linger-ring, the model of convenience. pation, Headache, Files, 0 moans to raise a flower than a wood, and Scalds. Heartburn. Bad Taste in F wonders was it in just those branches of but the market is hotter.— Pomeroy's Mouth, Nausea, Sour] It is seldom lost, for it need not be WHAT IT IS. science, such as geometery, astron Steinach, Coated Tongue, I F Advance Thought. | Tt is in one word a cure ; it is not merely taken off; requires no preparatory LIFE SCHOLARSHIP. «70. Yellowness of skin, ralal I omy and anatomy, which arc suscepti mutilation of tho body, is not painful, I 01* a relief and in no sense a cure-all; it SEND FOR CIRCULAR. —The French ladies have a saying ill the Side, etc. Hobb’sl L is the product of scientific research. ble of very considerable development little Vcgrtablcrillswill L that a man should keep his eyes open fie.* the system of all these! It strengthens while it soothes and sub* without any, or any but tlie simplest, is always in view, a perpetual reminder Qd and many other disorders. I s either of the giver or of the purpose for fcU. dues, heals and cures; it literally con before marriage and half shut after CUZtIS! GUNS I Theyare purely vegetal le, appliances. It is a envious speculation which it is worn. quers (tain. ward.— 7’ezas Siftings. sugar coated, very small, j j to think what would have becomo of 9 rl Its efleets are curative and permanent to easy to take, e, only one ■ — “ I thought you took an untisunl Tlie popularity of the ring must, pill a dose, but nseft used with! with modern physical scionce if glass and tlierefore, lie in a large measure due to vU* the whole group of muscular miseries interest in my welfare,” remarked an and nervous agonies. wonderful results. Try them N alcohol had not been easily obtainable; I ... once, and forever after you - “No, indeed,” /♦I» It does not merely irritate the outer sur- unsuccessful lover. will recommend them. Price 2f> Cts. a and if the gradual perfection of me its convenience, and that this good •vl II. face, nor <iocs it merely soften or relax she replied, “only in your farewell." viol, or five for fl.oo. Sent by mail or nil ■ chanical skill for industrial ends had quality was early learned may bo in a constricted muscle. To its specific action a druggists. H obo ’ s M edicine C o ., Prop’s, - —“Well, old fellow, its all settled. S an F rancisco , C al . not enabled investigators to obtain, at ferred from tho Hebrew tradition, superior curative virtue is superadded. I am going to be married in two which atttil utes tho invention of this Rth penetrates deeply but gently; search comparatively little cost, 11 will. ingly and surely, seeking* tho |*ain months. You will be one of tho wit NOW IM THE TIMF.TO BUY CHEAP ornament to Tubal-Cain tho “ instructor scopes, telescopes and nil QTCflQ nesses, I hope.” “Count upon me. I Fir»t Great Clearance Sale of Guns in 3 J Years WESTCOTT BROS. of every artificer in brass slid iron.”— S|»ot in an effort to conquer. exquisitely delicate apparatus fith constituent of the formula has a Hardy Northern Grown 0 L L U 0 never desert a friend in misfortune. ” Popular Science Monthly. Ulll* recognized intrinsic virtue to serve determining weight and 1 4Ve also offer at a Great Bargain From Minneapolis, Minnesota, are the best, becauso — “Maria, I wisli you were a nativo most surely the cure of pain. ure, and for ostium THE CITY CUN STORE, 69 First *t. they are earlier and tlie moat productive. Take n.i —Though discovered in 187'J, saccha of France, ” said Smythe, as ho rolled other until von try them. For sale by all lemlinz of time witii exactness, which they rine is just beginning to lie manufact Srltf by Dr*iMtet9 Ika'em Ffy-rmchrre. Stock and Fixtures, also, onr dealers on the coast throughout the country. Trade over in bed at 1 a. m. ••I’d like to THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimore. Md. supplied by now command. If science has ren ured on a large scale, near Magde Branch Store, 94State st. Salem,O. know why? 10 ’ “ B01 amo I don ’ t know WESTCOTT BROTHRBK. dered tho colossal development of mod burg. Prussia. Having 300 times tho a word of French.”— Washington fh-e.1 Merchants, 4041 an.l 4OM Sansonie Street, San ern industry possible, beyond a doubt sweetening power of cane sugar, this The Oregon National Bank, Critic. WILLIAM BECK A NOY, r rancisco, Cal. OF FORTI.ANin. industry lias done no less for modern remarkable product is adapted to many IM anil 107 Heeond Mt. . fStXXee*« to Metroo<4itan Saving«ilank ) — "Did yon know a mule wa, a physics and chemistry, and for a great uses. It is expected to be e»|»ecially — CAPÏTALPA1Ü IN. |100,i)00 F ortis so, O reoon . _____________ ____ mighty . Trunaacts « diwwl Bank II g Bibúmiis intelligent animal? ” said ileal of modern biology. And as the valuable in medeeine on account of AOOOUNTS kept suh>vt to Uwck Smythe to Brown, “No.” ••Well, ho on finn Frnncit»co and New Yerk. captains of industry have, at last, be its alisolute harmlessnes*.— Arkansaw JfAKES EXCHANGE HATCH CHICKENS! "CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH." O o LLECTTONS »• f»v«m-able tenne. ia. ” • How do yon make ____ ___ _ ” that out? gun to bo aware of the conditions of Traveler. VAN BD» LAHM MUTT B MARKLK, J b .. The Original and Only Ocnnine. —WITH THE— Paient Vire Pnjtrtmt “ Look at the amount of brayin ’ work y.* iM Uw.r. n-.M. or worth II-«. Imll.110"«- success in that warfare, under the D F RHF.RMAN (fehfer titri “’’1'’ »> LADIES. A.k yoor llronl'l « PETALUMA INCUBATOR —Tlie production of locomotives in he does.” — H’fHAini/tG'n Critic. ( hie heater« Eng)i»h" and take no other, or inclow forms of peace, which is known as in Europe during the year lS8t> amounted for particulars In letter by return malf The Most Hnccessful Ma- —Perpetual Motion, as It Were.— NAME PAPER. ChlcheRtor Chemli,«l Uo.. dustrial competition, lies in the dis in England to 2,200; Germany, 2,090; chine Made. 88 I 8 MadiMn Square, I’liilada-, Oh, pm may I'wape and pw ’nay burst 3<iol,t MoWs. 1 Silver Medal, an,I cipline of troops and in tho use of Md by Dmrat.ta frery where. AA for «1hlehca France. 1.000; Belgium, ftOO; Austria, And vani«h in noise and flame. ter» EBgilah" Pennyroyal PUBr Take notkher. 16 First PremiuniB. arms of precision, just as much as it DISPENSARY. But the meter ’ s hand. In Its quiet way. Ilalrhe.,.,|| kind, of Em«. 400; Switzerland. 120; Italy, 70; Sweden. VOBZLAND, OB. Goes traveling onward, day by day. does in tho warfare which is called 60; Madeln.UISise, * Russia. 40, and Holland, 20; in all, 10^ And pits there just the same. ,"r1Tj>nre IlluxtratM Ctr- war, their demand for that discipline, fi.400 engines. The largi st works in enlar tree, dt^rribtng Incubators. 24 and 26 Ellis Street, Brooders, H« M — Omaha World. -Ijooc How to r««. I b^kenAti —A correspondent says: "The scen i which is technical education, is react SAY FRIMIMO............................ ett. —By and hy, undoubtedly, marriage -<.Mreo.KTmiMtPlflrai.Tin m., Pam,.ma. Cat. ery of the Straits of Magellan and ing upon science in a manner which the world are tho Baldwin l-ocoinotivo jPL’*UiA?1 CASINGS. BUTCHERS' Works, in Philadelphia, which are ca licenses and divorces will lie sold in ri iwuMti Machinery. Evert. nil-» Smith's Sound is niagnitieent. Vegeta will, assuredly, stimulate its future Ul*C ha.gtvcn unlr.r- pable of turning out 600 per year. t un- » Butcher and Srafere Herat FMlin. M m single perforated sheets, and young tion grows from the water's edge, ter- growth to an incalculable extent. It Maker need,. w„ cq , Sal Satisfaction tn lb. !<■* - a of Borsig, in Berlin, can produce 300 in attention to our Engine, and mon van buy n n id-trip tickets to cure of Gonorrbtra and T*ce above terrace, their straight line* has become obvious that tho interests BnAiUta <<’•»?■ o.^"' Two-H' "« Power Gleet. I prexerlb.li.ud KniMlon* KUr VZl:lnk matrimony nt rodneed rates. —Detroit eVer and anon broken by some beauti of science and of industry are iden that time. •WMh F.Miiyj; an,| soiLEtl Ron. Pun* 8 wltaf. Free Press. teel sat. In recommend. —The wheat-growing interests of the xr«.aly bytbi ™nni* be rarMned for work- ful inlet into which an enonnous gla tical; that science can not make a step A— ThroU. Tim* fl. In. It to all sufferer*. Tnanehip and eheapnem. E«i e- :o. Northwest, the mining interests of the traU of Mrrrer,. Kidra» —Brown—“Do you know how long cier ktretches, and the background forward without, sooner or later, open rii L. tor Bnti her», _ uid Blulctw Tro.bl. I 4. J. nona, x.n^ Koran« Urtoo Ooanreh... OUM BWU, DairiM, Saw Mills, etc. Cost id Robinson has boo composed of purple, then inowclad ing up new channels for industry; and, far West, and tlie cotton-gniwing in- ” Wr»» D.eatur, III. U keeping house?" 2* prompt rt»lM and eti U>* finning exceedingly cheap. rntffF #1,00. < mountains which threw Swiss Alp and on tho other hand, that every advance teresLs of the South are counting ou a — Bath Hexe« Milt t'raflflrwt tally | Smith—“No; hut it mu«t bo a good PRICE (all complete», S205. Sold by Drug.-lst* great increase in demand from home * IM THIRD ST. orrTCB-189 many years, Spanish Pyrenees into insignificance. of industry facilitates those experi I took dinner with him Writo for DeM-ription ami CnL On a summer day such views keep the mental investigations upon which the sources on account of tho spread of SXLBY &MKLTINQ ARD LEAD CO. the other day and he > carrel a duck ■u »BF.Fr «HIM. < o„ IMipiilation in those regions. The low without spilling it on tho floor."— ■4 KI'Lta STREET. SAN FRANCfSCO, CAI- traveler on deck from dawn till even growth of science depends.— Prof. T. Ban Francisco, —*“■”« Engtnw M.l b.n», ln „net____ Harp, r's Bax ir. ing, every turn and twi«t of the strait* U. Huxley, in Popular Science Monthlp. price of wheat for years past has kept unfolding new panoramic effects to . —The line mar btr root of Girard the farming interests close to tho wall, —As the tree is fertiliiod by its own lint with the spread of industrial ca the artistic eye as the steamer thread» broken branches and fallen leaves, and its way through intricate channels lx»- college is much injured by tho chemi pacity toward the Rocky mountains grows ont of its own dec:ir. *o mon • ranmJ^^re I net mean mF^ely merely to stop then» < tb*?n cal action on tho marble from the brighter prospects are looming up ami •».iio.i' ,n’l V\*,n have them return i » again. I m*£!?-* ngs in some places, mile» ^SHOTGUN . CARTRIDGES and nations are bettered and improved of FITS, EPÍL rpxY Hxr mju1*,h* fumes of thousands of furnaces. When belter prices are in sight. The same MS« «K KNESSa life-lon<»tady. wmnt raf Sl< KNESSaliTe-ionwwn../. - I i»nc moment, so narrow by trial and refined out of broken U’cnr« the worst caaea. Recao*» the trees almost touch the | put on it was expected that tho rcof influences are at work in the South.— BUKLL LAMBKRSOH, tesi A««nt. h -,’* d enrr “ ti v * »* r»aa<-n h»r not now reeetvtn« » expectations. — F. • trratiar and a Free Bottle would last as long as the building. Public Opinion. V Stark *L rwU»4. Sr. B. /ioth'rtsoH. 1* of the vvMel on either side. S tjäcoesoil H V ____ : PENNYROYAL PILLS The Van Monciscar CALIFORNIA SHEEP BASING I. CURE FITS! j JtK'SJ.« H 7' »Ute. F.kprr« and P et Office- pratrliM. New Yerk p. N. U. No. 07 -a r. N. U. No. SH. ■ •