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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 20, 1888)
WHITMAN COLLEGE. DAKOTA RAILROADS. A Country Wh.r. Pobllc ICat.rprlw. Grow thick aud Fast. THE PEANUT'S USES. Direr* H »y« In Wlileh It Prove* Itaelf a Friend ot Mankind. SHAKE! DECADENCE OF DIAMONDS. Th* Boience of Palmi.try What Bhaking Hands Beveals Why Freclou» Stone« Ar« No Looser Con- •ideretl the Proper Thing. College and Selent I tic Courses, Normal __ u^.iaitotnrv I niiraa. llusl- Course, Conservatory of .Music, Mod a»n Fmuci.co, hjg head tre,, iuhi.chxrge. Afterhaui g <on of eru in Lmguages, Arts, Board ng De par G ST. JACOBS WHAT IT has ... Nni lnu l'eriit beBlti» Uttrc-li i' lnisN. lia» t«ogood buildings. Twelve The decadence of the diamond daily I him to return to Scotland, The peanut is a thorough democrat. Twchers. Library and apparatus. For “George Francis Train is as loony Relief.—Tn any clima».. Catalogue or admission, •*i‘lre»s. A. J. or two applications uf St i““' He is not fair to look upon, uot half so as a wild cat on many subjects, no grows more marked. It ha» long been BEAD THE DEATH BOLL A.xusnsON, President, Walla Walla, W.I. often cures permanently?.*1 pretty as his much-abused brother, the a badge of vulgarity when worn by cxjMirieucu in ten íaay,' old and ever-blooming chestnut, yet doubt,” remarked a physician the men, and its indiscriminate use by their Which the bill, of mortollty of «y l«rgs dO m . 7 be fitly de.iffn.ted, and you "ill « “ <1 th.l CONSUMPTION BUHELY CUBED he is equally at home in the Fifth ave other day, “but there is a good deal of own sex has brought it into disrepute Cures.— Th<> contents of,!, I nue palace as he is iu the tenemeut oti method in his madness about one with women who are really fastidious. renal »nd ver leal nial»die». that in to »ay. T “XiiTyour reader» that I have a pos- that affect th. Mdney. or had almost thousands of extreme chro,lhwM the Bend, and is equally loved and re thing." With any thing else except an object a th«» !uUmid"^ ttoXidSof topeto« remarkable promineuce-»e cording to directions 112.'^ spected in both, although he is often which confers distinction on it* pos »aid—preponderance. Bright’» disease aud “What’s that?” every bottle. t] are rareb sugared iu the more fashionable quar sessor, the greater its popularity the diabetes In tto__chrm.to .tsy “Shaking hands. I don’t blame him l U ‘ “ a,ld ireveL eaiarrb ot tto bladder ter. The Testlmoiiy. Thoa greater Ito triumph, but the diamond— cured, w—« nlals sulMtuntiate the No one for a moment would suspect for disliking promiscous hand shaking, once tho most princely of gems, and aud UUt8rt, w . A. 8LOÇUui/i’carl St, New YorX cure of all kinds of plinful.'g it, but really "there's millions in it.” it has many unpleasant features.” the possession of which was almost the “What can xou tell by the shake of unique privilege of royalty—has lost Not only does the peanut afford a com One quart of sifted Hour (well heaped» fortable living for thousands of gentle a man's hand?” The Proof. -To make its ascendency through its very popu weighs one pound. “A good deal." Why, I can pick out larity as an article of adornment. In ing, answers to inquiries men who quit sunny Italy for Italy’s manency of tlx preparation. • i debility. good, to bloom out ns merchants at tile die jieople in a crowd with whom I our day it is in no sense unique, nor elaborate THE BILI0U8, That from date < r iniuint of renal complaiuls, ana ucol“.v< dyspeptic, lon.tipated, should address, every cure haj ra street corners of Gotham, but it aids in shake hands, who have kidney disease, are its associates such as to give it dis °nbfcbntM'ln7.ii.bf, V oihice. by it. So also are constipation, inalaiiai, ruau with 111 cents in stamps, f>r treatise, currency oj pain. giving employment to other thousands and they don’t’know it.” tinction. It thrusts its glitter on the uiadc and net vous ailineiila.____ World’s Dispensary Medical Association, “I don’t under-tand you. Do you on three continents—Europe, Africa eye in the street, in the railroad ear, 663 Main Stree , Buffalo, N. Y. pretend to eay there is anytliiug pe Its Supremacy.-The tw A curiosity in Durham, N. C , is a ben and America. in every public and unsuitable place, culiar in their ‘shake’?” sold can bo justly rut«j, One pint of best brown sugar weighs ties From Virginia southward to the Gulf ami usually with a background of fat with a horn like growth protruding front in almost every ease a “No, m>t in the ‘shake,’ but in the ea h side of its head. thirteen ounces, _ of Mexico jt grows in great abundance, in ss and ugliness which it only serves- prnw is the surety of every J,'?' ‘feel’ of the hand. every bottle being , 0Z?* and millions of bushels are dug up an to bring into unpleasant prominence. ADVICE TO CO.xSUMPTIVES. It Stti-ce»» be the true test of merit, same, “Please explain what you mean.” are protected. On tlie appearance of the tlrst symptoms, then it is a sett'ed fact that "Browns nually to provide strength for people When a human being makes one “A hot dry hand shows in ctivity of who attend the circus and are com the skin. The skin is the thiid kid thing an ambition and turns every ef as general debility, loss of appetit , ^fior Bronchial Troches" have no equal for the Soil by Druggist and Dealen £ chilly sensations, followed by nighUaweats pelled to listen to the ancient jokes of ney. We sweat out as much water fort to tlie realization of that ambition and cough, prompt measures of reltel prompt relief i t Coughs, Colds and Throat The Charlea A. Vogeler troubles. _______ __ _____ the clown. When Jack Frost first through the skin as we pass off through it is pretty certain of accomplish men L should betaken. Consurn tion is scrofu Wakelee's Squirrel and G -plier Extermi makes himself acquainted with the he kidneys.” With many women the possession of a lous diseaae of the lungs; therefore use tue great anti-scrofuious or blood purifier anu nator Try it, and prove the lies' is the Ireautiful autumn then tlie peanut far pair of solitaire diamonds is the one “irenKlh-resiorer, Dr. Pierc s -Go ik-u rheapes . Wakelee & Co.. San Francisco. “How much is that?” mer in in his glory. He hies himself at “In heal b, several pints a d iy. In thing in life desired and to be Medical l)i eovery.” Superior to cod liver early dawn to tlie field armed witli a the summer we sweat more than in Secured, The realization of tile oil as a liutr five, and iiusurpa-.Hed as a pronged hoe and digs up the modest ihe winter, but in health there is'a ambition may but. p ctorai. For weak lung-, spitting id Hhorthaud. Type writing. Penn^. come lato, blood and kiudred affections it has no and Telegi aphy &U fur J peanut. For tlie peanut is modest and constant, though invisible escape of young or old, the woman who has equal. Sold by dru gist».- Fur Dr. Pieri 6 bides from the vulgar gaze. Indeed it moisture through the skin. In the compassed her object is so proud in treatise on consumption, send i cents tn is a peculiarity of this nut to push its palm of the hand there are from two that tact that she does not propose to stamps. Wo id's Dispensary Medical As sociaiion, 16) Main Stieet, Buffalo, hi. 1. pod* into instead of out of tlie ground. to three million little sweat’ j-orts. hide the light of her diamonds under a Ing. BANCROFT BUILDIN0. I'be sweat-glands are a great help to bushel, with tlm result that she brings Hence it requires digging to obtain the The Mexican bandit Ber. al was killed 723 Market St., San Fra crop. Tlie farmer witli his pronged he kidneys, and when working health discredit on herself and on what she in a tight with troops. «■Scud for circular. A. VANDER XAHig hoe pulls out the vino witli tlie peanuts fully in tlie summer, the kidneys can considers her most valuable possession. CHRONIC CLOG US AND COLDS. The love of the gem itself, although attached, aud leaves them on tlie and do take a much-needed recreation. All diseaeee of the Throat end Lungs can be ground for two or three days to dry. You cetti prove this, if you notice that savoring of cliildisliness and of tho cure I by the line of HeottX Emalaioii. as it Then he removes them to a shed, where yon pa-s less fluids in summer than in barbarous tastes which still survive in contains the healing virtues of Cm! Liver ou and Hypophosphites in the! fullest form. Is a they quietly rest for two weeks. The winter, if skin and kidneys are healthy. civilized humanity, is one thing; the beautiful creamy Emulsion, palatable an milk, “Yon will be surprised, if you shake love of displaying the diamond in pub easily digested, and can be taken by the most nuts are then picked from the vine and Please read: "1 consider Scotts hands with a company of people, to lic another. There are women, and delicate. are ready for tlie fanning mill. Emulsion the remedy par-excellence in T uber- see how many hands feel hot and dry. culous »nd Strumous Affections, to say noth ng OLD SORES AND UL men, too, who have a mania for dia One hundred bushels to the acre is a Hadn’t y< u noticed it.?” standing cured by ALLEN*» CU'IRU,. of ordinary colds and throat Doubles.”—W. R. S. monds almost like that of the miser C onnell , M. D., Manchester, O. fails. By Mail. 68c. Made by J. p. Alles, fair estimate, and good peanuts are “1 d >n’c thii k I have. But what for gold. They love the glitter and worth one dollar a bushel. If a man— can be done in such cases?” U nitarian religious literature sent free on apulica- sparkle, and delight to feast their sight tion or woman, for that matter—lias a hun to Miss E. F. Davison. P.O. Drawer 5k0, Portlands) “Only one thing can be done, and dred-acre farm lie cun have a great that is to get the kidneys at work and touch on the precious baubles. Washingtou correspondents ada. Miss M. DeVoe, Seattle quantity of peanuts, which when ex again by a very thorough course of But these are not tlie people who Haunt Valparaiso reports 130 cases of cholera changed for dollars, oven trade dollars, treatment with Warner’s safe cure, their treasures in the gaze of the pub daily. ______ will net him a handsome return for bis and giving yourself a S|>onge or wet lic. It is tho better half of tho lucky YOUTHFUL INDULGENCE Alfalfa, Onion Seta, Gras*, Clover, V outlay and labor. cloth rubbing (with warm or cold wa speculator, the matrimonially promoted in pernicious practices pursued in solitude Flower Seeds. By far *he largest and i stock on the Pacitio Coast. shiqi-girl, the gambler's “ lady, ” and Virginia, tho “mother of Presidents," ter, whichever is the most agreeable) is a most startling cause of nervous and Large illustrated, desoriptlve and prud the obese wife of the retired pawn general debility, lack of self-confidence and mailed, free, to all applicants. Use only the may be also called the mother of Amer night and morning. will power, intpai ed memory, despond E. J. BOWK) ican peanuts. That State alone fur best soap on the body in such cases. broker, who never fool entirely clothed ency and other attendants of wrecked Its superi r excellence proveu In million» <•! nome» tot 05 Front Htreet, Portland. nishes over two million bushels. The I Indeed, soap isn't necessary oftener unleaa somewhere on their person manhood. Sufferers should address, with mora tiian aqua ter of a century. J* ia uaed oy tie Or, 815 and817S*nsomeSt.,8$n cents in stamps for large illustrated Unite j Statestiovernuent. Ind orsedby the head*vf <lie Carolinas send their quota, and so does than once a week. Vigorous rubbing scintillates the ever-present diamond. Gr at Univcr^itic* ft8tUe Strongest, Pureft and Most Tennessee, though the peanuts from with a well wrung towel, followed by The woarer may be somewhat down at treatise, pointing oul unfailing means of Heelthful. I)r. Price « tno only Baking Powder hat perfect cure, World’s Dispensary Medical does not contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Bold only STEINWAY, tlie hitter State are not as white as those like tubbing with a dry warm towel is tho keel and out at elbow, and a A sociation, 6 3 Main St, Buffalo, N. Y. in Cans. Piano«; Burdett Organs, band I thorough acquaintance with soap and TRICE BAKING POWDER CO.. of tho other Southern States, and lienee recom mended. sfock of Sheet Music and Book NF.W YORK. CHICAGO Bf. LOUM. Eastern Pricg«. MATTHIAS GRAY “ Palmistry is a modern science that water may have never been included in at Eight nihilists have been executed not ns high priced. Street. San Fran oil is quite a fad with fashionable people her experience, but tko diamond atones Su Petersburg. The lints are sent to tho poannt fac now-a-days, but there is a good deal for «11. In our time the burden of tory, as callow youths are sent to col GET BID OF THAT BAD TASTE. more in it than the professional palm vulgarity is too great for the queen of lege, to be dusted, coming out as white readers have yet found out.” When you wake up in the morning with gems, and in cultured estimation she as snow—not Broadway snow, but just sink» beneath the weight__ Chicago a bad taste i • your mouth, with your common every-day snow. The farmors throat and tongue dry and a yellow coat PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. Tribune. lined to do the dusting and polishing at ing on your teeth and gums, don’t im COST “ OF *A COW. heme, but now they find it cheaper t< —Signor Depretis, the recently de agine it was all caused by what you ate send the peanuts to tho “peanut fac ceased Italian Gladstone, was often An K.fitlmatt’ Which is Entitled to Careful the night before. Of course everybody tory." Consideration. called by Ins countrymen “Our Glad- does that and everybody ‘ swears oil” NOW IKTHKTDIF.TO Ht YCIlE tr But very few statistics on the cost of from again eating such food. The (rouble At Norfolk, Vn., there nre nine of stone.” is that your liver is elogged, your kidneys First Great C 1< arance Sale of Guns in 35 Y< are those factories, where a million bush —A lady in this city desires us tc any thing lio along the road of daily are overworked and your bowels are not els—often more.—of <he nuts art i say, says the Jackson (Tenn.) Blade, thought. We have been a nation ol doing their duty. Take from three to ten REMAINS OF A VOLCANO. We also offer at a Great Bargain cleaned, polished and sorted by colored Bi: a 1 iRi.l ii s iTn.s and note the sud THE CITY CUi4 STORE, 63 First St. bo a certain young man who is afflicted guesujrs on pretty much every thing of Prof. Davis* Interesting DlncoTory In the den and wonuertul change in your system women. Connecticut Valley. Stock anil Fixtures, also, our with tlio serenade craze, that unless he conmcted with farm work. What doe- Staff of Eighteen Experte need ■ Of course, all tho peanuts arc not Tho recent discovory of the ro- If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use I)r. Isaac Branch Store, 94 State st. Salem,O ceases his persecutions of her daughter it coil to raise a cow? is a question fui Physicians and Sarm large and handsome. Those with only that we have heard hundreds of men Thompson ’ s Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25c. mains of a volcano near Mount Lamen with his amorous midnight caterwaul- ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPEC Patienta treated hero or at their bon tation, tho highest peak in tho chain of one kernel are placed in tho shellot. Ings she will drop a pot of hot water guesn at but very few had facts and No Opium in Piso’s Cure for Consump WILLIAT1 HECK A SOY. treated at homo, through corresp« facts and figures to back their judg tion. 10.» and 1G7 Moeon.t Nt. the Meriden hills, has excited tho keen which quickly removes the “overcoat," on his head. Cures where otherremedies fail. 25c. successfully as if here in person. I ment. lion. Josiah Shull, secretary of sec us, or send ten cents in stamp I’onrLiNi), O ueoon . est interest in sciontitic circles. It has ■mil the lonely peanut slips through to —Mr. Chauncey M. Depew recently the New York State Dairymen's As u Invalids’ Guide-Book,’’ which givet T ry G ermea for breakfast. furnished a new key to tho geological find lots of company in the soparatoi ulara. Address: W orld ’ s D ispemj received a couple of handsome bluo- below, which sorts them into three sociation, lias been figuring on the cal A ssociation , G03 Main St., Bui history of tho Connecticut valley. Tin Camelline improves and preserves the complexion. china vases from tho French Govern problem, and tho following is the re sizes: "extra large, ” No. 1 ” and “ No. discovery was made by Prof. W. N. ment in recognition of his connection sult at his h inds: Davis, of Harvard University, lie ba ?.” Thon the nuts are packed up, sent with the Bartholdi statue celebration, F iiht Y' kar -First tire days sucking boon engaged in making an exhaustive North and go into tho hands of the and as a graceful compliment for his tito cow, no cost. Next twenty days, suitable for Oranges, Lemons, Olives, Pineapples, study of tho trap-rock of this State, confectioner, tho man who gives hi.-, BananaR, Strawberries and carly v< getabloa. Fo? services as orator on that occasion. It »kim-milk öfter setting 12 hours, 8 custoniers taffy. talc on long credit $ 1.25 to $8.00 per acre. ami ho made his happy discovery of is said tho vases are exquisite speci quarto per day, 160 quarts @ 1 cent, Address M. SOLOMON. Ocn. N. W. Ag’t, A better fate awaits tho big healthy volcanic ruins while searching for an 234 ho. < Lark’st.. Chicago, Ill». mens of workmanship.— Frank Leslie's. ♦1.60. Next twenty days—Skim after worn-out.,” “ run-down, entirely difforont class of geological peanut, tho autocrat, so to speak. Il school teachers, milliners, seamstr. comes out of the fanning mill white —Steam yachts, luxurious luxuries 24 hours, 160 quarts @ J cent per phenomena. keepers, and overworked women md "pretty as a picture," with the that they are becoming, keep mul quart, 80 cents. Then full skim for Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription Mount Lamentation has been visited of all restorative tonics. It is noCt «hell unbroken. These are sent North tiplying. Joseph Stickney, of the balan ‘e of season, ♦2.25. Pasturage jtic fv by largo numbers of p-ople during the but admirably fulfills a singlcnwi also and become the stock in trade ol New York Yacht Club, lias just Lad for tie season, $2.00; 182 pounds of being a most potent Specific for past weeks, . Tho various sciontitic as- emedies Chromic Weaknesses and Diseasetl tho street-vender and tho “cornel-spec one built, the Susquehanna, at a cost meal and shorts, till one year old. women. The ti*eatment of many! -eolations of < the S ato. and several RTURING. DISFIGURING. ITCHING, of such cas «, nt the Invalids* Hottli geologists of national repute, have ulator." They buy tho peanuts foi of one hundred thousand dollars. equal to j pound a day, ♦1.82; 800 pounds scaly a»d pimply diseasebof the skin,scalp, leal Institute lias afforded a large« 5| cents a pound. The roasting, wliei She is two-masted, schooner-rigged of hay. ♦4.00. These estimates result iud blood with loss of hair, from infancy to in adapting remedies for their i carefully examined i tho interesting □kl age, uro cured by thoCuTicuKA R emedies . they do not do it themselves, costs and measures three hundred tons. By in a total of $12.47. C uticura R esolvent ,the new blood puridcr, curiosity. No volcanic cone or cratei them | cent a pound. The loss iu tin means of the trunk cabin the crew may S econd Y ear —Six months pastur cleanses the blood and perspiration of disease- LIFE SCHOLARSHIP, $75 is still visible, Init the phonoinolinof tile ’s the result of this vast exw process of roasting is 10 percent-, and work tho vessel without going on deck. age, |6.00. Six months to hay, 1.600 mstaining ^ .cmenta, and thus removes the REND FOR CfRlTLAR. 0AU8K. internal congestion, in fl place clearly indicate tiiat in tho triassic the cheery peanut, comes up smiling in C uticura . the great Skin Cure, instantly potint's, $8 00. 182 pounds and ulceration, it 1« a S of meal, —Tho New York Sun says there is a age violent explosive eruptions of n itching and inflammation, clears the skin Is a powerful general, as well as iita HATCH CHICKENS! the last round at tho cost of ♦1.4,5 a i fat restaurateur on Sixth avenue who $1.82. Making a total cost at two tUays md scalp of crusts, scales and sores, and re- and nervine, and imparts vigor anf regular volcanic typo were frequent F —WITH THE— bushel. The vonder sells them at It insists that all his waiters shall be fat years old.of $28.29. jtoresthe Hair. to the whole system. It cures wa Geologists have long known that tlie C uticura SoAP.an exquisite Skin Beauti flor, stomach, indigestion, bloating, w cents a quart But his quart is just i and sleek. "Why?" ho repeated ths A calf well reared should come in Is indispensable in treating skin diseases, baby PETALUMA INCUBATOh nervous prostration, exhaustion, dd trap-rock of the Connecticut vallev little contracted, and ho manages t* other day. “Well. I believe that cus milk at two years old, and her product humors, skin blemisl es, chapped and oily skin. sleeph-ssnoss, in either sex. Fnvoritt Th© Most Successful Ma eamo up in a molten condition ami uticura R emedies are the great skin tion is sold by druggists under on chine Made. have forty of them to the bushel ii tomers arc attracted by men who have should pay her way after that with a C beautiflera. afterward solidified. This liquid mas- 3 Gold Medals. 1 Silver Medal, aud guarantee. See wrapper around M Sold everywhere. Price, C uticura , 50c.: defiance of all the rules of measure tho appearance of being well fed. Be profit. From two to five years old, the 16 First Premiums. sometime* ovordowed tile surface like S oap , 23 c .; R esolve - t fl. Prepared by the PRICE $1.00, ™B«i nient Thus the lints cost him $1.46 i sides, fat waiters are not so irritable as prixinct should be as follows: Of milk, P otter D ruu and CUEMIC4L Co.. Boston, Mass. Ifatclicxall kinds of E qius . lava streams, and was subsequently Made in All Mize*. Send 10 cents In stamps for Dr. PV» fcFSend for “How to Cure Skin Diseases.” bushel, ami ho receives $4 a bushel, a lean ones, and are more obliging. My from 2 to 3 years old, 3,200 pounds; Treatise on Diseases of Women (1 covered up by strata of sandstone. Write us for Largo Illustrated Cir ÎÏTljTÈD witb the loveliest delicacy is theekin clear profit of $2.55. cular Free, d “ «orTbing Incubator«, paper-covered). Address, XV ohlpi fat waiters have done much to adver from 3 to 4 years old, 4,500 pounds; I 111 bathed withC uticura M edicated S oap . BrOiijörl, H(,u»en, How to rai». Chicken», etc. Prof. Davis lias discovered what is sary M edical A ssociation , But let no one think that this fin tise my grid).” from 4 to 5 years old. 5,500 pounds: Buffalo, N. Y. technically known as an ash-bed. it Ad,Imi, PETALUMA ISC’JB 1T0Ì CD., Petalvma.Cal. ishes the work of tho modest peanut. | ely is a deposit formed when molten lava —Mrs. William K. Vanderbilt is the making a total of 18,200. At one cent Its mission has a much wider scope a poind, or about two cents a quart, is thrown high into the air by violent beauty and dasher of all tho Vander Not only doos it figure on the street LY ’S we get the value of the product. explosions, and comes down in a con »zsw AM BW stand, but in another form it often up bilts. Her social doings have ever had $132.00. r was surpi ised fused mass, coarse and tine. In the portiamo 'OftfCON pears ou the table of oven the best reg a vim and style undesired, or at least after using Ely's Cost of keeping three to five year- triassic period when these eruption* oc unattained, by any other lady among OQ In .ucceisfiH operation line. «86«, patronlred fron Cream Balm two curred there must li ive been regular tllated families, as “olive oil.” Bu them. Her toilets, her equipages, her old: Three years to pasturage, $25.50 months to find the all sections of the Northwest, endorsed by this deceitful and wicked peanut i- business men and leading educator». ANTT-BIMOUS and CA conos and craters ot the usual type, diversions have been always new and 3 years to hay, 9.180 pounds, $45.90 r igh t nost ril wh ich TnE MOST PERFECTLY EQOPrED SCHOOL but these have all lieen effaced. It is not of native growth. It is a product sometimes strange, while the others 1.000 pounds meal, $10; to which ad<‘ was closed for & of foreign lands. pfit» class on the Coast, it offer, private or claw cost of heifer at 2 years old. $28.29 yars was open very probable that oilier ash-bed.« may instruct10", day and evening throughout the year in The peanut y »Ids from forty-two t< have seemed to strive for privacy, se and We have a total cost, at 5 year- ami free as the Billons Headache Arithmetic. Writing, Correspondence, Book keeping exist in tlie range of Meriden hills clusion and quietude. To her is due ntzzlne««, Conntlpn Banking,Shorthand.Type-writing, Business Mnd Legal The geological history of this region fifty per cent of an oil, almost color the conception of this round-the-world old. of $109.69. We have got the vain other. I feel ver lion. I nd I genii on Forms and all Common School Branches Students of tlie prixluct, $132.00, from whirl tha •kful.—N. H. mat Bl Ilona Attack» £°th *!Xel adniilteii -* any time. lias always afforded a rich field for less and nearly equal to olive oil b splendor. promptly cured by Dr C alogue free. Armstrong «tndWesco, Proprietors we take $109.69, the cost of keeping, Crcssenghata, ¡75 scientitic research, and the recent vol taste and quality. This oil is obtains Pierce’s Pleasam —Speaking of the dead conjuror, in various ways, but tho best is fur Brooklyn Purgative Pellet«. 25 leaving a balance to the erctlit of tin canic discovery has given a greater Herrmann, a London paper says: "His The Oregon National Bank, rents a viaL by Druggists. h .'"•<>nwtei mill. scientific boom to it,— Stiddletown nished by means of cold compression, tact and audacity were as magnificent cow. al 5 years old, of $22.31. and Franco is responsible in tho mail • F POBTLAND. This is tho estimate of the averagt KLV BRi (Conn.) Letter. CAPIT^ÍJtÍ¿,*rooa*“ for it. Marseilles does an onormoii- as his manipulation. After bringing cow. A well .«elected, improved ani out four globes of gold fish (larger trade in olive oil. but all that is thu- Well Supplied With Tragedy. mal will produce a much larger yield labelid is not olive oil by any means than any other conjuror has been able if not a double amount, which wi Twk The students of the University of Last year ten million bushel* of pea to work with) from a cloth, he would proportionately increase the income 1 Än,"MVTT Texas occasionally give amateur theat nuts wont into the city in their original go down into the stalls and request comparison with the cost— Hoard ___________ pF BRERMAN Ca.Ì^ rical performances. Tom Anjerry, who shape and came out in neat bottles a» spectators to prod his sides and ex i$t- Dairyman. ine his coat-tail pockets, then produc was to play the (jliost, invited Mose "olive" oil or "huile d'olive." Schaumburg to attend, telling him that This is not all. "No pont-up Utica" ing tho fifth bowl, which had been ly —The trustees of Cornell University ing in the hollow of his back.” it was the tragedy of Hamlet. confines the scope of the peanut. Th have ereatetl a new professorship o' "So it vas a tragedy, vaa it?" asked oil that is extracted is also used it —Tlie following recently appeared in horticulture in the department of agri the Austin merchant tho “fish" column of the New York making toilet soaps. It possesses th culture. "Yes” was the reply. Tribunt': In 1871, when Mrs. Julia A. quality of rendering the skin soft ae< —Church musie in New York City, it 220:322,224,226 Eœ| Si, "Veil, den I don’t go. Ven 1 looks white. Many an actress who ha- I«ennon was on her wedding trip, she mine book* over and see how much vas given her certificate as to the worth o lost her engagement ring while wash ocal journal state«, employs not fat all s pulmonary SAN FRANCISCO. owing me from dose university stu some dainty toilet soap would go int> ing her hands in tho toilet room of a from two thousand organists aio dents I have more tragedy don 1 hysterics if some knowing person Pullman ear. A few days ago a Toledo vocalists, whose annual salaries amount «neTÄ cS2i££,ì"<hB' tid I n"".’,TrP”°b';'esa",‘ van to."— J eras Siftings. fishmonger, while cleaning some white to at least $250,000. yelled “peanuts.” —Honesty in before honor; and. Soli! by .11 Druggist, for 50 Cents. The usefulness of the peanut doc? fish, found the ring inside of one. It —The Bronson library of Water- not end hero. Its sphere is very ex still boro the Inscription "J. A. B., though man must write hi* poems in Musical Department A. L. Bancnifti bitty. C >nn.. ha« r ienlvod a fifty dollar tensive, and tho manufacturers o Chicago, ’69." It is supposed to have sounding words. God's poems ar. moved to 13? po«t Ht., Ban Franci««*^ bank noir on ths once noted Kaffir chocolate know tho fact remarkably passed through the waste pipe as the printed best in the brave and silent Lank of Noir II ivnn. Il has no in- well. They take the seed of the pea train was crossing the St Lawrence duties of oommon life. — Sdward (Jar- 3 ”r M-r *p," rinsic value, but would bring much nut. grind it to a tllie powder, and pro aud to have been snapped up as it tell. rttt. er"' or,D* •• moce than it represents from collectoni. din e excellent “chocolate," so called 1 I* ♦ I dispensary . —The nine churches in Kansas that >—J. Ho want cromwetr, speaking of have come to self-support during the K U í h rrar* narr. The -elsbra ed fui urs of the Eagle Thus in many and divers ways th< bank la sull romemberiMl by the older friend of childhood, the companion o belts and pulleys in his recently issued tssociational year make a saving to ’""■•rallón. « book on that subject, says that th» the Home Missionary Society of residents of New Haven. the circn«. gets in its work, and show- —— origin, age. first application and use of $2,300. The number of self-support diere, ^’’"7“'' P^r. Hint "there's millions in IL"— N. 1. what is known to us as the “endless ing churches in Kansas is now forty- rgest «teck. lowest Friee«, —Brown — "How are you getting Star. r«7«n.i or for belt and pulley," aro entirely unknown. three. on xvith your patent fire escape. Smith?” Smith—"I won’t lie able to — Toting • HUSixnm V<* wire) — As far back into the history of th» fnn with vi wear, or —The American Missionary Associa havr ■°OK’rental« líJEL O,V**-VKBLK push it much until my leg gets better. "Didn't I telegraph you not to bring ancients as we can see by means of th- tion has buildings and lands worth But it's a big thing." ~ Brown — your mother with you?" Young Wife eariieet mechanical rscnnls we find th» | ♦’>76.000, endowment funds worth $129- »•PX »-nt FRFF nLa? world. A “What's the matter with your lag? —“I know. That's what she wants to endless belt running continuously < 000. and trust funds amounting to »• »ta. to toftoy. »* { Sudili— "I broke it while tasting the SM you about. She read the tele- I around the pulley, precisely as it does ♦70.001 MONTGOMERY W4Dn"*l,l,,‘ Its receipts last year were Hot«! ruratmm * Speculi,. _ »■ fire e.capu."— J/, f. BtM, | $•08,781 and Ito expenditure* $298,783. gram. i to-day- We were driving past a Dakota set tier’s house, when ho camo out aud ■aid: "Surveyin’ 'nother railroad?’’ "No." "Ain’t? I sw’ar, I told the old woman we got to move the house again." "Had trouble with the railroad sur veyors?” “Yes—been snakin' my house 'round all summer. First some men come along in a buggy, set lip some long, slim, barber-pole-lookin' sticks, stuck up a three-legged dufunny, humped down an' squinted through it, an' then says they: ‘Old boss, you got to move your house 'bout four rods, ’cause we’re goin’ to run the track of the Da kota & Gum-Weed Fork railroad right through here!" “So you moved it?" “Pulled her right out o’ the way. I ain’t the man to hinder no public im provements! Then some more come along an' squinted an’ peeked around, an’ says they: ‘Mister Granger, we’re sorry; but we’ll have to trouble you to yank your house 'round 'bout six rods b> the south.' I made a bee au' we yanked her." "Didn’t that settle it?" “No. In 'bout a week I caught some more men squintin’ an' 1 called the boys an’ we put jack-screws under tho house an’ then 1 asked thu fellers where she should go. ‘Jes’ haul her 'bouts quarter of a mile due west, old man, says they, ini' 'fore night me ’ll' the boys had her hauled. I left the wheels right under it that time an' told Ike not to unyoke the oxen.” “You didn’t have to move again?” “Yes, but I did. Next niornin’ 'fore wo was upTuiigcome a committee from town an' condemned the house an’ ordered me to move it inside of ten minutes to make room for the Groat Dakota an’ North Pole route. We hooked up an' was snakin’ it along while my wife got breakfast, when down come a big fat man with half a dozen double-chains an' begun givin’ me hail Columbia for driviii' 'crost the right o' wav of the Great Dakota & Oshkosh road, an' while I was poundin' tlio oxen the sheriff' threatened to ar rest mo for obstructin' the depot grounds of tho Great Dakota Open-Air Blizzard Line. I jes' managed to git my house off onto a piece o’ Gover'ment land an' then sot an' watehed the sur veyors coinin’ on tho run for the next week.” “Didn’t any of the roads build?" "O, no, no; they tell mo down-town that they all got their stocks sold to Eastern spectator«, so there ain’t no need o’ buildin' Whew, but you orter see the little pine.stakes stuck in my place; you can't walk 'crost it in the night 'thout failin' down faster'n you can git up!”— F. 11. Carruth, in Chicago Tribune. ppPRICE^ CREAM I aki NG SEED E. J. BOWE CUNS! CUNS! Invalids’ Hotel and Surgirai to Cure Skin &. 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