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STOVES!
STRAY BITS.
An Indian woman, the last of the Hum
boldt tribe, recently «tied at Oakland, D.T.
There are said to be only four horses in
Alaska, three at Juneau, and ono at Sitka.
An interesting sale of autographs recently
took place in Paris. Liszt’s signature brought
$20, while Zola’s sold for $1.80.
The first Mormon templo in Wisconsin was
dedicated at East Delevan recently. The
building is small and unpretentious.
Berlin has a technical high school, built
by the city at a cost of $4,800,000, and main
lined at an annual cost of $190,000.
In Ohio 100 farmers’ institutes will be held
next winter as part of tho commemoration
of the jOOth anniversary of the founding of
the state.
The favorite stage of tho lato King Louis
of Bavaria has been purchased by a travel
ing circus. Even his shirts have been sold
at auction.
/A new way to make sure of dreaming on
wedding cake has been discovered, and thus
epigrammatically expressed by a contempo
rary: “Eat it.”
Dr. Schaeffer, of Washington, asserts sol
emnly that walking on railroad ties is fine
exercise and conducive to health. This will
lighten the hearts of many theatrical people.
Irwin Bleichart, who runs a shifting en-
g*W at Lebanon, Pa., claims to be the
youngest locomotive engineer in the country,
if not in the world. He is only 18, and lias
been at the business two years.
The proper thing in neckwear among the
swells of San Antonio, Tex., is a scarf made
of rattlesnake skin, with a pin composed of
the snake's rattles. The skins are prepared
by a Texan, who has a snake ranche near the
city.
Burnt wood ornaments a®e really works of
art this season, so exquisite is the shading
upon them. One of the prettiest is an owl,
wir> conceals an inkwell somewhere in his
portly body, and whose markings are indi
cated by burning, which must have been
done with a fairy torch.
Telegraphic communication will shortly
begin between Russia and France. All dis
patches at present come through Germany,
and have recently been tampered with at
Berlin. Russia, in the case of a war between
Germany and Austria, would be entirely cut
off from telegraphic communication with the
remainder of Europe.
There are 20 blast furnaces in and about
Pittsburg, 35 rolling mills, 39 steel works, 15
window glass works, 37 flint glass works and
11 green glass works. The blast furnaces
make 900,000 tons of iron per year, the roll
ing mills 575,000 tons, steel works 750,000
tons, plate glass works 3,250,000 square feet,
window glass works 900,000.
A North Carolinian, recently returned
from Japan, says that in a few years the
Japanese will lie the greatest railroad build
ers in the world. He bases his judgment on
the fact that the Japanese are great patrons
of railroads. Even when they have no busi
ness to transact they ride back and forth on
the cars until their money is gone, even the
beggars in the large towns spending their
money in this curious way.
It is not generally known that the world’s
supply of pencil wood is drawn from the
gulf coast swamps on both sides of Cedar
Keys, and that the product of the mills
there is shipped not only to the New York
and New Jersey factories, but also to Ger
many, and, perhaps, other countries of Eu
rope. That nothing may l>e lost, tho saw
dust is distilled in large retorts and the oil
extracted, every ounce of which finds ready
sale.
A LIFE OF PLEASURE.
THE
TALL SILK
HAT.
How the Fashionable Chimney Pot Hat
is Made and Where I* Originated.
now NOT TO CATCH COLD.
WOMEN'S WORK
IN SYRIA.
Cooking and Caring for the Children and
a Uuzy llu«baia<l*Social Restrictions.
A Broadway dealer dticjursing on tLe sub SURE PREVENTIVE WITHIN EASY
There are grand women in Arabia;
ject of hate to a reporter said: “How few
women of ability, keen insight and won
REACH OF ALU
men know how hats are made, and silk hate
derful capabilities. The duties of tho
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in particular. Retrospective old men come
wife of a Syrian today are as follows:
Native Royalty Uniter Surveillance—.The in here sometimes and tell mo about tbe dif More Thun Hull the Colds We Catch Are She brings all the water for family u>o
tho Result of Draughts Upon the from a distant well. This is accomplished
Only Buijbear Which Haunts the In ferent shapes they have worn for the last
C-A-Ii-RTJSS THE FITTEST LINE OE
fifty years, and in spite of tho vast improve
Feet—Magic Virtues of the Cold Foot by filling immense jars and bringing
dian Ruler—Hotbed« of Intrigue—A ments in tbe shape and weight of hats mado
early and
them upon her head. She rises
•
Bath.
Peep Behind the Scenes.
acorn
nowadays, all those old fossils declare for tbe
goes to the handmill of tho village, car
hat
of
fifty
’
years
ago
that
weighed
about
a
I would rather undertake to prevent 100 rying corn, enough of which for the day’s
Of the dusky crowned heads of the world
the life of a Hindostán king or queen is the pound. A silk hat is composed of two or colds than to cure one. Tonics, local appli- | bread she grinds by a slow, laborious pro
three
thicknesses
of
muslin
soaked
in
gum
cations, cutting short tbe complaint at the cess.
(
happiest. They have literally no cares nor
TliiH sho carries home and cooks in
, oven, which is made in the earth. It
burdens, either political or domestic, and as shellac dissolved in alcohol. After the proper outset, or chasing it up after it has got the an
stiffness
is
acquired
it
is
stretched
on
frames
start of you—ull these plans may be tried, is n round hole, lined with oval and flat
long as they content themselves with a happy
me diocrity of viciousness, they are permitted to dry. The sides are cut in bias strips of the and sometimes they succeed very nicely. But ( stones, and heated by a fire built in it.
proper
width
and
the
ends
are
neatly
fused
to regale their sensuous appetites with every
the trouble is that a cold is a law unto itself,
species of sensual pleasure. The English rule ' together with a hot iron. The top, which is a self limited disease like any other inflam When the bread is mixed with water and
elephone
in India is essentially a parental one. The ¡ of heavier material, is fastened by a narrow matory fever, and the chances are that if the ' a little salt she removes the ashes and
‘ is cold has even six hours tbe start of you, it plasters little pats of dough against the
Indian political agent is generally a military j strip of muslin coated with shellac. This
officer who has earned for himself the confl- | ironed over the edges and keeps the whole will run faster than the spriest doctor. So I hot atom's to cook. Could unytliing be
COME AND SUBSCRIbE $1,50 A YEAR.
deuce of tbe government without ever hav firmly in place. Tbe brim is now put on. will say nothing here about curing colds, but more crude?
She cares for her children —usually a
ing run any serious risk to either life or limb. This is of muslin five times thicker than tbe will be treasonable enough to point out a way
largo family—and does nil tho rougii
Be is invariably a very astute soldier, in sides and is fitted to the crown by strips simi that is little known of preventing them.
lar
to
those
that
keep
the
top
in
place.
These
VTT j T j
variably entere into diplomacy as a poor man
What is the cause of a cold? It is usually work at intervals, while the devoted (?)
with a large and shabbily arrayed family, are called “btxiies,” and after the block upon the effect of a cold draught upon a limited husband calmly smokes his “argelie,” or
they
are
made
is
removed
they
are
which
part of the Ixxly, or of a lowered tempera sits cross leggixl U|>on his divan or house
but always leaves the service with an im
Proprietor of the
mense fortune and a considerable estate in dried.
ture even where, as in the case of the feet,
“The drying room is alxnit twelve feet the air does not directly reach the part that top, in conversation with some equally
England. Sometimes the political agent and
hard working member of Syrian society.
tho native sovereign do not live amicably. square; the sides are lined with steam pipes, is exposed to danger. The protected parts of Tim houses me made of a coarse stone,
Then trouble ensues, and the independent and in the center are a number of shelves. the body are naturally the most sensitive, and roughly hewn. The housetops aro of
It is very necessary to have the hate dried at it is through these that we catch cold. And
king or princeling goes to tbe wall.
city, covered with coarse gravel. In hot
Briefly stated, tbe political agent is ex an even temperature all over to avoid “weak of all other parts, the feet, especially in the
C. H. FLEMING, Prop.
The leading
pected to do but two things. One is that he spots.” From the drying room the bodies are case of the sedentary, are the most frequent weather the sun bakes this mud formed
roof and large cracks appear. The rain
keep the evil passions of the king, to whose sent to be covered with the plush. This is an avenues of approach for this complaints
All kinds of fancy liair cutting done in
JEWELRY ESTABLISHMENT.
court be is accredited, from stirring up strife operation requiring the greatest care. First,
The artificial tenderness of the skin, which comes, and. as a natural consequence,
the latest and neatest style
<
,
and embarking in any hostile enterprise the underbrim is covered with cashmere, then is the lot of civilized man, causes all of us to the roof leaks.
—OF—
All kinds of fancy liair dressing and liair
This is something >f which tho fas
against the English; and the second thing to the plush is placed on the overbrim and ironed be more or less liable to an ailment which is
dying, a specialty Special attention given
accumulate wealth and be civil to all Euro down. The top and sides are neatly joined comparatively unknown to those inhabitants tidious inhabitant of the Bible land does
to
with a hot iron, and no one not in tbe busi of warm climates who take no interest in not approve. It does not add to his bodily
pean visitors of good standing.
Ladies’ and Childrens’ Work
ness would know a seam was there. The bat the fashions, and who have only heard from comfort. Ho remedies the difficulty—
THE IDLE LUXURY.
Third Street, McMinnvil'e Or.
I also have for sale a very tine assort
This, then, is the only bugbear that haunts is adjusted on a circular machine that cuts tbe missionaries that clothes are a good thing. shall I tell you how? Not by any effort of
ment of hair oils, liair tonics, cosmetics, etc
But wo cannot return to such a primitive his own; far from it; his wife conies,
the Indian ruler. Otherwise he is the most the brim any width with metrical precision.
I have in connection with ni.v parlor.
independent monarch in the world. It is After the polisher has removed all dust and immunity as this. What shall we do mean ascends to the housetop, and in tho drench
. the largest and finest stock of
particles
it
is
sent
to
be
trimmed.
while, if we would toughen ourselves against
true that he cannot wage war, nor make
“As tbe hat nears perfection the greatest tbe artificial tenderness that makes life dur ing rain propel)» a roller of solid stone
treaties, nor enter into political relations
backward and forward, much as we use
skill
is
required
in
its
handling.
The
edger
ing our cold winters for many of us a grave a lawn mower. This rolls the sun dried
with foreign powers, but the Indian king of
PHOTOGRAPHER.
sets
the
brim
and
then
the
curler
begins
his
Ever in the city.
discomfort, and one that is coupled with tbe cracks together and prevents the entrance
today has generally no inclination for such
¡rF'TniRD S treet M c M isnvillx , O regon
arduous undertakings. He has soldiers and work. Upon his deft Augers dejiend the style risk of pneumonia and of other serious ill of water.
;
and
finish
of
tbe
hat.
This
work
is
done
en
nesses? Tbe question is, how to cure the ex
forts and canons and improved weapons, but
These* nro only a few of a Syrian house
these are merely appendages of royalty and ' tirely by band and is the most important and cessive sensitiveness of the skin? Generally
McMinnville. Oregon
cold baths will do for the healthy, but they wife's duties. Iler reward is not in this
would be dange^us to him, only that his i best paid branch of the trade.”
army is kept under control by his allies, the | Silk hate were known in Florence, Italy, a will not do for all; and, indeed, almost any world surely. She cannot speak to her
WIT AND WISDOM.
English, who have a military cantonment century ago, and in 1825 were introduced into one, strong or delicate, will be the better for busliand in public; sho can receive no
caress before his friends. She goes veiled
conveniently near his capital. Sometimes France, where the best bate are now made. the treatment that I will describe.
AMITY, OREGON.
It is a cold foot bath of two or three min ami scantily clad. Sho has no time to
—Forgot past misfortunes if you
there are military outbreaks, notably in the j Tbe hatters in England continue to celebrate
I
Nov.
23
by
an
annual
festival
in
honor
of
St.
utes, moro or less, according to tbe time re make her ow n habiliments, lor her hands
state of Haiderabad, whose nizatn has in his
would be happy.
paj one or two regiments of Arab cavalry, | | Clement, the patron saint of the craft, to quired to make a smart impression u|x>n the must weave mid spin and embroider ar
SAM LIKENS, Proprietor.
—A man doesn’t begin to be much
■vhom
tradition
ascribes
the
discovery
of
the
superficial nerves: this is the one thing need tistically and abundantly for the husband
which frequently mutiny. Tho maharajah ¡
of a 1 ar until he owns a dog. —Puck. |
of Gwalior is indubitably the most dangerous ' ' manufacture of hate.—New York Evening ful in this matter. In tho winter the water ami the nude children. In winter her
Blacksmithing and carriage ironing of
Sun.
as it runs from tbe faucet will generally lie feet are protected only by open wixxlen
—He is next to the gods wliom rea
of these sovereign allies. He is a man of
every description.
cold enough for tho needed effect, if, as in sandals, and drops of blood mark her way
military instincts, and has an army, it is said,
son, not passion, impels. — Clah dian.
How Saratoga Chips Are Made.
that could in an emergency show a roster of
“Do Saratoga chips come from Saratoga?” New York, it flows at a temperature of from to the Syrian well. This is no extra
—Put a man in prison anil you’ve
Horse Shoeing
50 dogs, to 00 (legs. Fahrenheit. But it may ordinary thing, but by those who have
300,000 men. After the Franco-Prussian war Inquired an innocent reporter of a grocer.
got him where the hair is short. The
well lie colder than this; and in summer, repeatedly seen it, I have been inform* d.,
his royal highness reorganized his army upon
“
Not
much,
”
said
the
grocer.
“
They
are
And plow work a specially.
prison barber sees to that. — St. Joseph
tho German system, completely discarding made in this city, and many are shipped to using ice to cool the foot bath, there will be Ot course this is among the lower and
that of tho French, which had before been Saratoga. But if you want to know all uhout no harm in bringing it down to 40 degs. Tbe
Qnze'te.
—o
his model, and so far did he carry bis con- i them just go up to the bakery and see how point is to make a decided impression of cold, middle classes of society in Syria, hut
—
City
Man
—
Where's
the
running
Also manufacture the
and a few minutes will do this. Let the feet those who Ix'long to a higher class ara
tempt that he deprived some half breed | they are made.”
trout stream you said was near here?
French officers of tbe positions they held in | At the bakery it was learned that the con-’ stay in the water or under the jet until the very, very few.—The Swiss Cross.
I
Celebrated Oregon Iron Harrow, Countryman—Blamed if it hain't run
his service, on the ground that a nation cern has a monopoly of the business in this very bones ache; then rub them with a crash
I
Habit of Knurr Taking.
.•lean out of sight.— Judge.
which met with such terrible defeat in so city, and that there are only three makers of towel and wrap them up warmly, and it will
GIVE ME A CALL.
50tf
not
l>e
more
than
a
minute,
as
a
rule,
before
6hort
a
space
of
time
could
not
produce
good
I have had a very considerable acquaint-1
—What are you doing?
Either
Saratoga chips in the country. Chips are an
soldiers.
one thing or the
other.
Eithef
American institution, and are not known the delightful warm glow of the reaction. »nee with snuff takers of every degree,
Seldom,
even
in
the
case
of
the
most
delicate
The
early
life
of
a
native
king
is
not,
per
l'lie first whose acquuintanco I made waa
c innville
abroad save for some small lots that have
ing the world better or worse. Idiots
haps, tho very best school in the world to been exported. The process of manufacturing/ persons, does this glow fail to come. The ad an old gentleman living at Reading Eng
are the only exempts.— N. K Witness.
foster the noble qualities that may be in is in part a secret. The potatoes are peeled? vantage of this treatment is that it is not land, many years ago. I wim nstonished
herited in a man’s character. Tho zenana is and sliced by machinery. They are washed; severe, as tbe cold bath is for mtuiy. The
—All men who know not wb.ene to
a hotbed of intrigue. It is the part of the and then dried between muslin cloths. If amount of surface ex[>o.scd to the cold is so | to see the way in which the old gentleman
!ook for truth save in the narrow »veil
palace which is set aside for women, and as they were now fried the amount of starch small that very little draft is made upon the regaled his nose from a supply he carried
■>f self will find their own image at tbe
there are a few hundred of these royal wives, that they contain would make them brown, system; and tho person who would never loose in his waistcoat pocket. I nfterwani
bottom and mistake it for what tluey
each of them perhaps with one or more sons, and the secret of the business is to remove all have a reaction after a cold bath is easily able learned that his waistcoat pocket was
Cor Third and D streets, McMinnville
nrc seeking.— Lowell.
and each of them desperately anxious for his of the starch, so that the chips will be per to profit by this local treatment. Of course lined with leather for the better keeping
welfare, there is no doubt that the heir ap fectly white. When this is done they are put no bath must be used without regard to times of the snuff, and also that he had a little»
—Do not marry for riches, my son.y
parent runs more risk of being strangled or into the hot grease, and come out curled and and seasons; but the fear which some delicate found table standing by his bedside with
but remember that the htisbttnd of an,
accidentally sat upon when cooing in bis crisp and with the delicious flavor that has persons have of this treatment is unfounded, t snuff box, from which he refreshed
heiress is seldom oblige I to get up at
cradle than children of meaner origin. When made them famous the world over. Said the for the constitution rarely fails to honor so j himself in liis wakeful moments through
Proprietors.
live o'clock in the morning and build
he grows into manhood his father, whose manager:
light a demand upon it os that which is made tin* night. He had been a great snuff
the fire. — Texas Siftings.
;
regular course of immoralities makes him a
PLAYS AND ACTORS.
“We use seventy-five barrels of potatoes a by a cold foot bath of two or three minutes. taker for upward of forty years, and his
debilitated creature when other men of his
If the beginner is very timid, ite duration lupply was alx>iit one pound per week,
—He that does good unto another
New York is filled with disengaged actors, age are just entering into the enjoyment of week, keep seven bakers at work and have may be even less than this at tho start, or | I Of which, I should think, nt least half
does good also to himself, not only in and
three
wagons
out
delivering.
Hotels
take
there will 1® moro after tho holidays.
life, is jealous of him. and often as not tries them by the barrel, restaurants take them in until the experimenter finds out what a safe was wasted, for from his chin to his shoo
the consequence, but in the vary aet of
Mrs. James Brown Potter has decided to to get rid of his eldest bora by murder, and twenty-five pound lioxes, and for grocers to yet potent remedy is in hand.
buckles you could not tell what color of
doing it; fur the conscienco of well add “Romeo and Juliet” to her repertoire.
What is the effect of this simple treatment? Clothes he wore, they were all so be-
as often as not succeeds, for there is hardly serve to private families we put them up in
doing is ample reward.— Sonfea.
a
throne
occupied
by
the
original
heir
ap
It
gives
the
feet
power
to
resist
cold;
it
Coquelin, tho French actor, now playing
one pound cartons. The dining cars on nearly
tprinklcd with ‘'Harrison’s Brown."
—“I’ve been thinking this matter in England, sails for the United States in May. parent.
all the railroads use them, and we have sent toughens them, not exteriorly, put in the
Another phenomenal snuff taker that
SPECIMEN INDIAN KINGS.
tonic
quality
of
their
superficial
nerve«.
And
over for some time,” said the trousers'
some to England. Cities as far away as
J. M. Hill denios that ho lias secured
It has been my good fortune to have seen
it accomplishes this result with wonderful [ know well used half a pound <* week,
to the suspenders, “and 1 have come to Heten Barry for a tour of the United States. several of these gentlemen, both in the splen Jacksonville, Fla., and Ban Francisco send quickness. I have known delicate ladies who | »nd did not scatter it about. He told me
the conclusion that it were better that1
Abbey and his partners will bring the dor of durbar and in private. In public they to us for Saratoga chips. They will keep for complained that their feet wore never warm that he had an affection of the lachrymal
months. A few minutes in a hot oven*
(land of one of his eyes, and he found
our paths in life diverge to join no’ Royal Saxe Meiningen players hero in Janu are imposing. Their gorgeous dress, their three
makes them as crisp as though they were just and who were subject to frequent colds re much relief from his snuff taking. Only
diamonds and their precious stones heaped in fried.”—New York Mail and Express.
stored to their pristine birthright of warm
ary, 1889.
more.”— Merchant Traveler.
feet after two or three trials of this treat today I spoko to a snuff taker of twenty
Robert Manchester, perhaps the oldest the most negligent profusion upon their per
—"Yes, all the fellows are taking a^
McMinnville. Oregon.
sons. make them most striking and impressive
ment, and after a week of it well fortified j years' standing, whose consumption aver
Clubman and Cabby.
[■rent interest in our military organiat-l song and dance man on the American stage, figures. Diamonds stud their sword hilts;
against draughts, at least upon their feet. A ages nlmut five ounces a week. I have
is worth moro than $50,000.
The
other
night
a
cab
of
rather
a
dilnpi
lion,” said George to Clara. "I’ve got
Lotta’s farewell tour will begin a year they wear diamond waistbands, diamond dated ana dissipated appearance, which w as lady patient of mine, though otherwise quite discontinued snuff taking myself for two
aigrettes,
diamond
necklaces,
diamond
sprin
hetiuhy,
was so liable to catch severe cold on reasons. First. I was told I could not
brand new arms.” “Well, George,”) hence, if slio does not by that time reconsider
kled shoes. Indeed, an Indian king in his more or less attached to the cab horse by the slightest exjiOHiiie of hor feet to the <ivo it up. I felt sure I could, and I did;
said she, with a significant smile, “I her determination to retire.
full regalia is the king of the childish imagi ropes and bits of harness, came to a stop near draughts of the floor that she always man
Lotta’s mother says that the bright little nation. But divest an Indian king of his or the Brunswick, while the driver got down aged to perch them upon tho rungs of her »nd, second, I found my speaking voice"
First-class accommodations for Cciumer- think you needed them.”—»-Bkn/u'ngfow
Critic.
1
actress is going to give $500,000 for the namentation and seek him in the privacy of and held a long colloquy with a drowsy club chair, or otherwise to curl them up under her impeded by tho |>articles of tolxicco get
cial men and general travel.
—S r John Lubbock in "Pleasures founding of an orphan asylum.
Transient stock well cared for.
his own apartments and you will find a man within. The cabman insisted that ho in some way out of reach of tho air current, ting into my throat. I once took a pinch
of Life” writes, “We must be careful,.1
“Anarchy” is to be put on tour late in De meager man with a little white cloth about bad been promised a fare of $5 by his passen fearing even the draught of an August day from a friend’s 1 m » x which caused me ex
Everything new and in First-Clas» Order then, how we choose our thoughts; the cember. It will lie done for a few weeks on bis loins, liberally smeared with grease, and ger, but the passenger vigorously but sleepily in her country house. She Jet them down to quisite torture, setting up an inflamma
the roa<L preparatory to its opening at the obsequiously waited upon by women whose* denied it, and tried to negotiate a new deal tbe ground with secure temerity after the tion which involved my whole face and
Itf soul is dyed by its thoughts.” “If we new Broadway theatre, New York.
Patronage respectfully solicited
beautiful but scantily draped figures are for on a basis of fifty cento. About tbe time that second trial of tbe foot bath, and since that kept me from business for a week. That
arc ever in doubt what to do. it is a
the driver threatened to take him out and time, renewing tho treatment two or three »niff was adulterated. I have seen nosea
grace of motion unequaled in the world.
Mr.
Irving
’
s
tour
includes
Philadelphia,
good rule to ask ourselves what we Chestnut Stre-t opera house, Dec. 13; Chi
Singular ns it may appear that women, thrash him on the sidewalk the clubman gave times a week, she has never caught cold. I toinewhat disfigured by the too long con
shall wish on the morrow that we had cago, McVicker’s theatre, Dec. 20; Boston, whose life is but an immoral slavery, should in gracefully and said in a conciliatory voice* mention her case not because it is ex tinued use of Irish and Welsh snuff.—
“All right, cabby. Take me up to Soventy-
i
done.”
Boston theatre, Jan. 23, and tho Star, New exercise so powerful an influence over these lixtli street, and when you get there open tho ceptional. but liecaiiae it is typical. Rhe Toliocco.
You want any tiling in the line of
men, it is from tbe harem that emanates most
suffered ns thousands of others suffer. In
—“John,”said a farmer’s wife, "afore York, Feb. 20.
door
of your cab and collect your little $5. | the whole range of hygiene I know of no
The following interesting paragrnpn
of
the
mischief
done
in
India.
Squatted
upon
Fay Templeton is in New York, and will
we start fer home I think I’d ought to
a pile of luxurious carpets, with bis long I’m too tired to talk any more.”
I simpler and more efficacious treatment than wns found In the notebook of a recently
have that tooth pulled out. Its ached probably soon lie seen again on tho stage. hukah tube in his mouth, much bejeweled and
Thereupon tho driver climbed to his scat, the cold foot bath. It will make tbe feet per deceased operatic manager: “In all my
It
is
said
that
recent
losses
incurred
by
her
wrapped
his
blanket
around
his
legs,
pulled
the hull day.” "I know, Mariar,” re husband, IIowcll Osborn, made her return diamond crusted, with women playing with
manently warm, and it will prevent a large forty years' experience I never knew a
his hair or tickling his royal feet, serving him bis cap over his ears, bumped his shoulders, proportion of all colds, because considerably prima donna to bo sick or have a cold on
plied John, dubiously, "but by the to the profession advisable.
with sweet sherbets and singing to him lasciv ricked bis horse, and started slowly up Fifth more than half of all are the result of draughts
time we git that jug filled an’ the plug
“ifezulm,” Mr. Kiralfy says, will cost ious songs, accompanied with tbe dance, sur avenue.
Call at the office of the WEST
] upon tbe feet. It should be continued oc-
terbneker
we
hain
’
t
goin
’
to
have
much
(33/J00, and the expenso of each perform- rounded with gossip and flattery, this scion
SIDE TELEPHONE. We
Before the cab had gone fifty feet the door |
as it may be needed.
will guarantee you
left to spend on luxuries.”—AT. Y. Sun. aime wilt be about Sl.OOJ. IIo promises to of former powerful rulere passes the noonday was pushed open gently and tbe clubman ' casionally,
For those that take cold otherwise than
—Concentrate Your Powers.—The moke an honest effort to revive the giorice of beato in the underground apartments.—San swung himself deftly to tUe ground while the < through the feet—and there are many other
BEST W3RX, LOWEST PRICES.
tho famous Ravel family. Mr. Arnold
cab went on up tbe avenue with the door ways that are easy enough, as most of us
weakest living creature, by concen Kiraify will play an important part in the Francisco Chronicle.
banging wide open. The clubman stepped I Lave found out—the familiar precept of bathe
trating
his
powers
on
a
single
object,
piece,
and
tho
production
will
enlist
the
i into tbe Brunswick, took a room and was and of exercise in the open air must be re
We make a specialty ol Fine
The Mania for Gambling.
can accomplish something; the strong services of 250 peoplo on the stage.
snugly in lied before the cab had got within
The mania for gambling in and around light of Sixty-sixth street.—New York Even peated. “Do you c«t«h cold by ex ¡losing your
Fanny Davenport, who owns the Ameri
est, by d spersing his over many, may
face to the nir?” said an Indian sachem to one
Wall street i." illustrated in queer ways. In ing Sun.
not accomplish any thing. The drop, can right» ot “La Tosco,” Sardou’s latest recent
of the Puritan captain»—Thomas Munson, of
walks in that part of the city I have
drama,
has
mado
Messrs.
French
and
Sanger
by continually falling, bwes its pas
New Haven, I think.
Sanitary Effect of Rain.
proposition io open the new Broadway beard bets marie upon the color of men's eyes,
“Never,” said Munson.
sage through the hardest rock; the a theatre
in New York with a grand produc upon the length of a man’s mustache or the j “We commonly abuse our climate,” writes
“Well, our >X)diee are all face.” And in so
hasty tonent rushes over it with hide tion of tbe play. Mr. Sanger has said that number of bniis in his eyebrows. It h a Mr. W. Mattieu Williams, “on account of its
ous uproar, and leaves no trace beh/sd. the proposition would probably be accepted, common occurrence which took place at humidity. This is a great mistake. Frequent far as we can make our bodies “all face” by
exposure to cold, we shall be free from the
r».d if so, that the opening would occur in Ddmonico’s, where I lunched with a well and moderate rain, such as constitutes the , civilised ailment of colds.—Titiw Munson
—X Y. Ledger.
known man about town. He was accosted characteristic of British climate, is the most
Up to a few weeks aoo I considered
the latter part of February.
my eelf the champion Dyspeptic of
by a friend, who pulled a roll of bills effective of all sanitary agencies. It cleanses Coan, M. D., in Haqier’« Bazar.
—Mew jeTsey appears m oegtnnry on
America.
Daring the years that 1
out of his pocket and, holding up a $10 tbe ground, and, what is far more important,
BRIGHT SAYINGS OF CHILDREN.
iteme.ly for ScH.lckee...
have been afflicted I have tried
for educational facilities. Thiflty-eight
bill, asked the question: “Odd or even?” it cleanses the air. Tbe arnmoniacal and
al meet everything claimed to be a
If this idea siiould meet the eye of any
thousand children between sriven and
Scene—Thanksgiving dinner, everybody “Odd,” said my friend, and when the number other exhalations, continually rising from
«peel Mo for byapepsla in the hope of
twelve years of age
not attend commenting on the immense size of the on the note was inspected and found to end decomposing animal and vegetable matter, ladies or gentlemen far gone in aeaeickneM.
finding something that would afford
let th»*tn cheer up. A remedy for what is ail
permanent relief. I had about made
school, chiefly for want of «<f tori ac turkey. An appalling silence fell upon tbe with an odd figure the bill was passed over are all more nr leu soluble in water and are ing them so bitterly has Iteen discovered.
into
his
possession
with
as
little
ceremony
as
up my mind to abandon all medi
largely removed by gentle rain. Besides
commodations, and nanrly
at ermvd when Tommy cried out: “Mamma, one would band a nickel to a lieggar.
Chewing
gum.
A
passenger
who
was
caught
cines
when I noticed an endorsement
these it absorbs and carries down into river*
tend less than twenty week»" in the is tiist the old sore headed turkey f’—Athens
of Himmona Liver llegnlator by a
The queerest bit of betting of which I have and thence to the sea the excess of cart>onic out on a vessel in a late storm testifies as fol
(Ga.)
Woman's
Work.
prominent Georgian, a jurist whom
lows: “I immediately put a piece of gum In
year. Tha buildirjg of sc$orf-ho»ises
beard recently was made in a rrrtyof men
Our littlo one’s grandmother was eating and women who were dining it Delmonico’s. acid ex hale« 1 from our lungs, and produced my mouth and l*egni> a rapid chewing, which
I knew, and concluded to try tte
Or. does not keep paco with th» gitiwlli of
effocte in my case. I have used but
some terries from a saucer, and walked They bad fallen into a discussion about false by our fires and lights. De Sa insure found had a pleasant and soothing effect and dis
that
a
shower
of
rain
removed
about
2ft
per
population.— Pu'iic Ofiinio^
two bottles, and am satisfied that I
about holding them so high that toby could hair, when one of the young women dash
cent, of the carbonic aci«l from the air over pelled all feeling of nausea. I soon wns marie
have struck the right thing at last.
—At a school, during a le««ort on the
ingly dared tlie men present to say whether Lake Geneva Also that there was less over liappy in tire knowledge that it Lad prevented
S. A. YOUNG, M. D.
1 felt its beneficial effects almost im
animal kingdom, the 1rricherp'lt the aeia.r saying: “Grandma, you aro tired; she wore a false front or not. Her com nan ion the lake than over tbe neighboring meadows me from falling a victim to seasickneea I
mediately. Unlike all other prepara
down.”—Athens (Ga.) Woman's V. ork.
offered to l»et $10 that the bang was false. A and the great elevations of the Alps where tnjoyed toe roiling of the v.-snel and stuck
following question:
"Can Jtiy boy
tions of a similar kind, no special
Physician & Surgeon,
A
little
curly
beaded
girl
was
walking
Instructions are required ae to what
man across the table took up the bet The there was no water. The atmosphere over right w1 my gum during the trip ” That set
name to nie an animal of tho order
one shall or shall not eat. This fact
M c M innville ,
-
-
-
O regon . eden ata— that is. a front tenth tooth about ono Bunday afternoon in htr garden. girl looked at her escort with somewhat of tbe sea contains less than one fourth of tbe tles It. Don't despise the day of small things.
alone ought to commend it to all
A little neighbor called to her to come over dismay, as much ns to say: “You wretch, you quantity in that over the land. Far away it With your mouth full of chewing gum you
troubled with Dyspepsia
Office and residence on D street. All less animal?” A boy who*- facetoeam- 4 sod play. She refused, but upon being tirged are a I »out to expose me.” Without a word s*>a tbe quantity is inappreciable, an<l at a tan defy Neptun«. The news is sure to give
ed with pleasure at the prosfrr* of a to come looked up with a quite sad and indig he pulled out a j-o^ketbook, drew a 110 bill given pia<*e on tbe coa*t it varies with the an Immense impetus to ship building.—New
J. X. HOLMM,
calls promptly answered day or night.
Vineland, M. J.
good mark, replied, “I can.
"Well, nant face, a-ad «claimed: “What! I play on from it and j«assetI it over the table, saying to wind, increasing as it blows from the land York Tribune.
what is the animalF” "My grand Bunday.* Don’t you know this is Gnd's day, the other man: “You have won the bet The and vice versa.—Arkansaw Traveler.
The empomr of Japan is al>out to start a
young lady has satisfied me that she wears
mother!” replied the hny in grt-« glee. and it’s the only «lay he’s got U—Babyhood.
printing offi<*e in Tokio, having got the com«
My little nephew, aged 3, writes a lady, only her own hair.” His gallantry was re
Washington’« ‘ Gospel Wagon.”
Tn Secure a Re<nlar Habit of
—Ari-ordingto the Pravile’ttvenn’n was fowl of playing cars by running along, warded with a rare and grateful look and
The Gospel is preached every Sabbath In p, mi tor», pressmen, bookbinders, and eloctro-
w ithout rhauffiviK tho Dtot or
Veetuik the R :«sian army baa 2,808 puffing and whistling in imitation of the smile from the young woman.—New York various neglected parts of the national
tn >rrs from the United States government
organising the
printing
office
at
Washington.
surgeons. 232 veterinary surgeons and enrina One day I chanced to step in his Tribune.
capital by a band of Christian men and
Harness. Saddles, Etc, Etc, S.455 /efdsAer» (medical assistants). way as he was going at full speed. He A singular effect of a recent blasting by women from an immense “gosjiel wagon.” To the machine in which you drop your
j
The aircngth of the Russian army on a stoppoil, and insteaJ of requesting me to give tlie railroad men at Ortega hill, near Banta Great crowds eagerly listen and join heartily
nickel end get weighed there ie to be added a
him
the
right
of
way,
remarked
solemnly:
In
the
singing,
and
many
have
been
cot»
neatly
done
at
reasonable
Repel
,wace footing is laid to be about 800,* “Tlie engine will wait till that cow gate e® D&iLara, Cal., was the stopping of clocks and I
similar apparatus by wtuch a lady can par*
▼Wtad.-Chicago Hendd,
rates
-, • .
I watebss in the city for wvsral bourn
Cume bar bandUrohie*.
lili
Wright’s new building.
Corner Third 000. so that the allowance is about one I 1 (he track Babyhood.
eui^eon
to
every
300
men.
•■d F strsets, McMinnville. Or.
A. MANNING
STOVES
I11 the county, the new
.
These stoves, without doubt, are the best
stove manufactured. One ofthese stoves will
be given to the new cash subscriber to the
T
who guesses nearest its weight.
(DQK OH Stove eriven away.
$UWiUU
TONSÛRIAL PARLOR,
WM. HOLL,
Shaving, Hair Cutting and- - - -
- - - - Shampoing Parlors.
YAMHILL COUNTY,
Of
CIGARS
W. V. PRICE,
Ip Stairs in Adams’ Building,
New Blacksmith Shop !
I
M M
HAPPY EXISTENCE OF THE INDIAN
POTENTATES IN HINDOSTAN.
The Best Rigs in the City. Orders
Promptly attended to Day or
flight.
Henderson Bros. Propp.
“WHEN
Job Printing
Book and Card Printing.
DYSPEPSIA
Lyle
CONSTIPATION
T MONSUVER