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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 6, 1888)
■ :■ ■ I A DOUBLE MIND. ' m' HER FIRST SEA A« Dspcrt Btenocrapher Who Can Write and Spe«k Slmultnneoualr. | “How long have ydu lived here?” The lawj-er was taking the deposi tion of a witness in his office in the Mills Building, New York. The pencil of the stenographer was moving rapidly over his paper, "leaving liehind it a ■tring of pothooks and other absurd •ymbols of speech. “Yon say that yon have known the defendant for the past ten years? Now. I want to ask you whether at any time during that period you ever noticed any symptom of insanity in his be havior?” continued the lawyer. At the instant the lawyer began his query the stenographer turned to the reporter, who was seated by his side at the table, and, without stopping his writing for a second, whispered: "Wait a moment and I’ll bo through. This won’t last much longer." The reporter looked anxiously at the notes, expecting to see tho pencil stop its travels, or at least at the end of ihe questions, retrace its steps to revive some phrases incorrectly transcribed. But it made no such break. When the lawyer ended his inquiry the pencil •topped. “Now, sir," continued the lawyer, “you may tell nr> whether you were well enough acquainted with the de fendant to know whether he showed any weakness of mind or not?” Before the stenographer had com pleted the second line of his report he again whispered to the reporter not to be in a hurry, and, a* before, concluded his work without a particle of apparent interruption. This was the last ques tion, ami after the papers were gathered together and the witness had 1< ft the office, the reporter asked the steno grapher whether he had written cor rectly all that was said verbatim or had only epitomized what hud been spoken. "I wrote exactly what was said. Why do you ask?” ; "Can you read it without difficulty P” ‘ "Of course I can, otherwise I should not be here; but why do you ask?” “I didn’t see how you could write down what was being spoken and speak to me upon another subject at the same time." "That is easy enough to do,” respond ed the stenographer with a laugh, “when you only know how and prac tice long enough. Shorthand writing is very much like playing the piano or repeating something from memory. It is mechanical. I found years ago when I was reporting in a Western court, that it was extremely useful to be able to hear and think of other things trans spiring in the court-room than the evi dence itself. I then began practising so that I could train myself to do two separate tilings at the same time I would mentally make note of every thing occurring around me and keop on with my writing. At first I would make a mistake or two, but gradually I got so that I could hear every thing that was said, and I understood it, too, notwithstanding the fact that my pen cil was moving all tho time." ’ "I should think that when you began to speak it would liavo thrown you oft your track?” “It did at first. I learned that bv committing to momory some poem mid repeating it while I was reporting, un til at last I could carry on a conversa tion on almost nny subject and writh from dictation upon one entirely differ ent It’s a very useful accomplishment, but I wouldn’t advise yon to learn it unless you intend to become a profes sional stenographer, and I wouldn't ad vise that unless you have nothing bettor to do than to break stonos in tho street.” —N. Y. Post. HYSTERICAL EPIDEMIC. Outbreak of * Queer Conviilslonlat Mania In the Province ot Koine. A curious outbreak of oonvulsionist mania, analogous to those which oc curred from time to time during the Middle Ages, ha* shown itself at Agosla, in the province of Rome. For some weeks past the country people have been laboring under the delusion that the district is under the immediate government of the Evil One, and before retiring to rest they care fully place on the threshold tile broom and the salt, which are accredited with the power of keeping oil" evil spirits. Many of the younger womoii have epi leptiform attacks, during which they utter piercing screams and are violently convulsed. So serious had tho condi tion of things become that tho syndic of Agosta found it necessary to inform the prefect, wlio sent detachment* of soldiers into the district in order to calm the apprehensions of tho inhab itants. As a natural consequence of this con dition of mental perturbation, the coun try is overrun with quacks w ho claim to possess the only infallible remedy for the seizures. One of these nostrums, the vendor of which was making a rich harvest from its sale, was fo.md on an alysis to consist of earth, snuff and borax. Three medical men who were c< mmissioned to investigate the cause and nature of this extraordinary affec tion came to tho conclusion tlira' it was an epidemic of hysterics. They examined a number of the suf ferer«, mostly vouug women, some of whom were alleged to liavo vomited nails, horse-shoes, and other equally Indigestible substances, while others burked like dogs. Several of them were removed to Rome for treatment in the hospitals there, and measures have been taken to check tho spread of the mischief. In a milder degree this contagions form of hysteria is not infrequent, especially in places where ignorance and superstition favor manifestationa of nervous disorders. Tho worst ex cesses of popular outbreaks, like tho French revolution, have been attributed to similar influences, and with every appearance of justk* — British Medteal Journal. — Krupp * great gun for the Italian ■ nvy weigh* 118 ton», is 45 feet long, and it* internal caliber is nearly 16 inches, rifled with 92 spiral turn*. It throw* a steel proj ctile weighing aenrly a ton, with a charge of 6 onu ef brown prianiatic |>owdcr. having an Initial veloci ty of 614 yard* in a second and a range of nearly 8 mile*; tho »hot can penetrate a steel armor date 36 inche* thick immediately at nth of the gun, and a plate 29 thiok. it I* Mlimated, at a dis- nors. —Puhliu BATH. Note* Made by a Careful Student of Femi nine Nature, CURIOUS CEREMONIALS. Annameae Customs That Savor Much o1 Another World Than Ours. The curious philosophical view* o! The Britieh government haa decided to banish King J»Ji. of Oporbo, We»t / tri a. to St. Helena. The king recen'lv caused 1.0 of hi* subject* to be beheaded as a warning to others not to permit trader* to get into the interior. REWARD! THE "OLD BHIABLE. Eureka Printing Co., Tacoma. Oct. IL >*'■ Having had tn constant use for eight mon hs one of your eighth-med1“® Old Reliable Gurdon í 1 nnn wnl ** t****1 fnr ea< h e’»-ry «Full $ 1 UuU on >US aubaUiK ea found in v\ Ud< ¡L; fccknowleuged the uro.t delightful ha4 7° harmless toilet article ever pioduced fur ll? and preserving the ooinpleuon removing tan 7» fr cklcs and ull bkiniah-s aud rougluew U-ed and indorsed by the elico oí sochtr » ,t.. ttol.t b« »11 aniJgbu *t I) Wbll. »11.1 Flvi.il. ItEUINGTON 4 C o Wholesale Druggists, Ban Francine,, o. This is a truthful and most accurate off, «e take plea-ure in t. eiifjling " merite. It combines the qualities of »pee“, description of how a woman acts when life which appear to be common to the accuracy and strength, and runs with READ THE DEATH ROLL she first puts on n bathing suit and ap race* of the Chinese stock, and the “e poke. In 'ho.t it fu h . pears before the world in it At first elaborate ceremonial* by which they Which the bills of mortality of any large city title to the name, as it is reliable lu eve y sight of it she giggles convulsively uml are symbolized ami emphasized, give may be fitly designated, and you will find that respect. We have printed on our■press n rare interest to all that relates to the renal and vesical maladies, that is to say, a form of wood type full size of cha-e with titters out: out quoins, and obtained a splendid im "Oh, I never, never can let anybody manner* uml customs of those peoples, those that affect the kidneys or bladder, have pression, thereby testing its strength in whatever may be their particular a remarkable prominence—we had almost the most thorough manner. see me with that on!” ■ultiblo for Orange», Lernoui, Oliv,», said—preponderance. Bright’s disease and Yours truly, "Oh, yes you can. Put it on.” cries nationality. Nowhere are these feat diabetes in the chronic stage are rarely AauauM, Strawl-urrle. and e.Hy v, gct*bi(JH'p E ureka P rinting C o . Male on long credit. $1.26 »ale unions 6L2& Io to $8.00 S8.U0 per nur acre wr* •* some hardened companion who has ure* more marked, or do they savor cured, and gravel, catarrh of the bladder and enuresis, slay many. Yet at the been ill before. "Every body wears more of another world than ours, than outset, when tho trouble merely amounts to Rheumatism, Neuralgia. Sdajiya, A London dealer, who has been fourteen in Annam. We are indebted to certain inactivity of the organs involved, the danger years in the trade, sells over four tons ol them.” Lumbaoo.Cackach. Headache ^oo ha«: , may be nu lifted by thut pleasant renal tonic French writers, whom military and and "But I’ll look so awful!” diuretic. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters,which meat a day for cats. gor. Throat, Spraius, Brui mj -S "Who cares? Nobody’ll know you.” political events have given rare rqra imparts the requisite amount of tone to the TO CONSUMPTIVE?, organs, without over-exciting them, and the IT CONQUERS PfllN- . Then she gets into it giggling furi portunitie* to observe, for some fresh us« of which is convenient, and involves no or those with weak lungs, spitting of elaborate preparation. Dyspep ia, a usual con blood, bronchitis, or kindred affections of ously. "Oi, I just can't go out in it” and original accounts of the inhabitants comitant complaints, and debility, of this country, and of their character which they of in renal "Yes, you must.” variably p oduce. are remedied throat or Iun 'H. send 10 cents in stamps ‘“¿I by it. So also are constipation, malarial, rheu- for Hr. R. V. Pierce’s treatise on these istic beliefs and usages. M. Henry M. "But how can I.” maladies. Address the doctor, Buffalo, N.Y. ma'ic and nervous ailments. "Bah; nobody’ll notice you in the d’Estrey has given, in the llevue Scientijipue, descriptions of the princi Gen. O. B. Wilcox is brigadier-general The British gunboat Wasp has been least.” “But I know I look perfectly dread pal ceremonies prescribed in the rites commandii g a department in the Missouri f nally given up for lost. SnryjoerMlcoaneaiiit-1 t«t. to commemorate tho most important division. ful.” The best cough medicine is Piso’s Cure AWARDS FOR BE®T .PIUN >b| ,I, “HOW CAM SHE EVER LOVE HIMT" "Well,every body else looks so, too.” events in life, which are six in number, for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 2. c. KEW a«1-»»“ 5!*’<|a!’ “I know, but I (giggle) I shall die if viz.: 1. Gea Ke, or the imposition of is what you often hear when the prospect Invalids’ Hotel and Surgical Instititi ive groom is the victim of catarrh. “How wmjtakia ^ rvngioua literature sent free on applies a pin in the hair-dressing of a maiden I see anybody I know." can she liear such a breath?" “How re CUn to Mi •* E F. Davison. P O. Drawer 69, P< r land ‘ is: ■tail oi Bl*lil*ea Biperlen-od *■* Washington correspondents add. Miss M DcVoe, Seattk on her reaching puberty; 2. Gea Quan, solve to 'ink her destiny with that of one "You ready?” fUl l’hx.lcluu!* and Hurseont. the CHm"vOGP¿ER C0.?BXore. M "Yes, I—I—guess so! Oh, I just or the imposition of the virile bonnet with a disease, that unless arrested, will ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPECIALTY- Wakelee ’ s Squirrel and G-pher Extermi in consumption, or perhaps in insan don’t believe I can go, after all. Don’t on the head of a young mail when be end Putlents treated hero or lit tholr home*. Mu, ity f” Let ihe husband that is. or is to be, nator Try it, and prove the be*' i* 'he treated at homo, through corre*|M>ii<leiio. u reaches adult ago; 3. Quan, or the get Dr. Sage’* Catarrh Bemedv. and cure eheapes . Wakelee & Co.. Sm hrancisc CThe OLDEST MhDICINE in the WOULD’ I look awful?” Buccessfully as if hore Til person. Coms uj "Pooh! no! Come on!” feast in celebration of obtaining a first himself before it is too late. By druggists. *oo uh . or send tea oonts in stamp* lor our la Frv’jsbly Dr. laaac Thompson’» “ Invalids' Guid.-B.ok," which gives *11 panic, "I can't bear to. Tee, hee, hue, employment; 4. Ilan, or the marriage ulars. Address: W ould ’* Uisi-ENSAiir Muu Jefferson Davis has completed his sev- CAL A ssimilation , (W3 Main St., lluffulo, N.Y. ceremonies; 5. Tauq, or funeral cere anty-ninih year. hoe!” YüUWE/GWf Hut she does all the same, giggling monies; 6, Te, or the ceremony of an PURE ST. VITUS’ DANCE CUBED. frantically, until she reaches the water, cestral worship. ELEBRATED EYE WATE when she shrieks out: Tho first two ceremonies are celebra F armingdale , L. I., N.Y., Sept. ?, 1885. rn. «rtl. lv 1« » carefully prepared pbjslclan’B pre «.1 ha» bXn in con.ta.rt uw for pearly . "Oh, it’s cold! Ugh! Hee! lie! I’ll ted by the relatives, in the family. When I have been troubled for several years look so awful when I’m wet! O-o-o-o-h, a maiden has reached the ago of fif with an affection of the nerves which no teen years, the father and mother adorn doctor or no medicine could cure until I it’s dreadfully cold!" larly in'ite the alU-ntwn ot N Y And when she comes out and is the two altars erected to the ancestors tried B randreth '8 P ills . I would be For “worn-out,” “run-down," dcbllltaM John L. Thom;aon,Bona *<o.. lllui. N. i. school teachers, milliners, seamstresse s, hou»- dressed again sho bores every body of their respective families, invite the taken with a violent pain in the middle of icepora, nnd overworked women generally, she knows by saying over and over near relatives, and select, as president my spine, and my arms and legs would The Oregon National Bank, Dr. l’lercc's Favorite Prescription Is tlw bot twitch violently. It acted something like of all restorative tonics. It Is not a “ Cure-aH,” again: of the ceremony, an aged lady, of high St. or iNiirri-AM». Vitus Dance, for I coul n’t control iny Hut admirably fulfills n singleness of purpoan, (Sncaseorato Metropolitan .Savtas.Banl I "Oh, I think it’s just lovely to bathe! repute for v: virtue and good sense. limbs. It would come and uo once or being a most potent Specific for all thou Chronic Weaknesses and Diseases peculiar ti I'm going in every day! Isn’t it fun? While the lights are burning among twice a month, lasting two or three dajs CAmA &^ IG« — "«•*" • *>-*■- women. Tlio treatment of many thousand! a time. Finally, at the beginning of of such cam's, at tho Invalids’ Hotel and 8urg. I just love to lie down and let the perfumes, two masters of ceremonies, at Y-k one of my atta k», I took five B rand - leal Institute has affordod a large eaperienci MAKES OoU-KCTIoNS Unaabl«»«™. waves run over me! I a n't one bit one at each end of the altar, call oil rkth ’. s P ills . Assoon as they acted fteely n adapting remedies for their cure, and VAif D^oTMUrr' afraid now! I was awfully frightened the order fixed by the rites. The father I found myself almost well. So I contin PEOPLE ’ S DISPENSARY D F SHERMAN Cwhiar taking them for a month—one or two Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription at first! I don’t mind my looks one bit and mother then come up to the altars, a ued night. It is now a year since I have hr d —ÂhD- U tho remilt of this vast experience. For nowd I’d like to have my photograph and say in a low tone: “It is oar duty an a tack, and I attribute my cure to internal coiigotloii, inflammation taken in my bathingsuit! It’d be jolly to inform our ancestors that our B randreth ’ s P ills . F rances W ood . and ulceration. It 1« a Specifies It 18 a powerful general, a« well a« uterine, tonlo fun, wouldn't it? I got some water in daughter is, according to the rites, and nervine, and imparts vigor and stn ngth How to Cain Flesh and Strength my mouth, and isn't it salty? Oh, it* marriageable from this day, and that 171 Fourth SL, bet Morrison and Yamhill, to the whole system. It cures wenknm of Use after each meal Heott’B KmulMon stomach, indigestion, bloating, weak back, just splendid! I’m going in three times the age of fifteen years, which she has with HjpopliospLiies. It is as palatable as Fortland, Oregon. nervous prostration, exhaustion, debility and unci easily digested. The rapidity with some days! 1 believe it'll do me good! •reached, gives her the right to wear milk, sleeplessness, in cither sex. Favorite Prescrip, ADVICE AND MEDICINE 81.00. which delicate people improve witu its use h tion Is sold by druggists under our po«ttlw Oh, I’m wild over bathing! It's just the pin." They then pros rate them- wonderful. Use it and trj your weight, as a guarantee. See wrapper around bottle. for Consumption, Throat aitectionsand too perfectly lovely and jolly for any Boives four times, and the other rela remedy OR MX BOTTLES All Diseases successfully treated- Chronic and Ner Bronchitis, it is unequal d. Pl ase i\ad: "I voua ITuub'es a specialty ilheuuiatisnn Neuralgia, PRICE $1.00, for $5.oo. tives follow, imitating them. Next, the used »Scott’s Emulsion in a child eight months thing.”— Tid-llils. General and Nervous Debility, Seminal Weakuess anu Tta Rupert -rexcel’.enoe provervin. millions '•! norm fox Send 10 cents in stamps fot Dr. Pierce’s larga with good results. He gained four pounds maiden is brought up to the altar, and old Lost Manhood successfully treated with the aid of tbe in a very short time.” — T ho . P rim , M. D., more than a qua ter of »century. J» in i.std uy i.e C elebrated A cme E lectkic B elt and other electric Treatise on Diseases of Women (IGO png«, Unite J States noverntD ent. Ind irsedbythetuadu-fthe CHEAP OIL PAINTINGS. paper-covered). Address, W orld ’ s D ispel the lady who presides over the cere Alabama. appliancefc. Sexual Diseases taken by tbe case at moat Gr st UnivcrdtitJ-* a-tCUe Strongest, Purest and A»<>st Healthful. Dr. Price’s t ie only Baking Powder hah reasonable rates, A competent Ptiysloiau and Elec sary M edical A ssociation , 663 Main Street, How They are lla.lie.l Off* in New York mony, or sometime* the mother her ________________________ does not contain Anxnionia, Limo or Alum, bold only trician iu attendance daily Country patients wilt please Buffalo, N. Y. CONSUMPTION 8URELY CURED. self, takes the pin from off the altar itate symptoms &3 accurate as poAiible Corresi»onde Picture Gallerie*. in Cana. solicited. Terms strictly cash. TRICE BAKING POWDER CO., Editor : — “See that picture yonder?” asked a and places it in the hair of the maiden, To I ’ the NF.W YORK CH1C GO BT. LOUIS. lease inform your readers that I have a pos- - LITTLE local “art" dealer of a reporter, point when, after having saluted tho altars itive remedy for tbe above named disease. By l Big cs hss given univer PSÄVCGS its timely use thousands of hopeltRa chsks have Ffl ing in the direction of a big landscape four times, she takes her back into the b.-eu permanently cured. I aball be glad to sal satisfaction In lb* LIVER 'voasavA Cures ia «8 TO 5 DAYS. cure of Gonorrba-s and SEllCl. surrounded by a showy frame. “It house. At any time after this the send two bottle» of my remedy free to any of oAranteed not to Gleet. I prescribe Hand your readers who have consumption if they will I cauta Stricture. VvVeis TH“ ec took just thirty-six minutes to paint it. maiden may marry. The ceremony is send DYSPENSARY, me their Express and P. O. address. feel safe In recommend Iff d only by tho POBTLAND. OB. Respectfully. How wai it done? I'll tell you. So followed by a festival, which is at ing it to all sufferers. ANTI-BILIOUS aud CATHABTO. . A. SLOQUM, M. C., 181 Pearl St., New York rias Chemical Co. far as I know there are no places in tended by the participants. Young, middle-aged and A. J. STOKER, M.D.. Cincinnati old, single or married mec Decatur, III. The ceremony of tho imposition of Philadelphia where this class of work Ohio. SICK HEADACHE, »nd ad who suller with At Barre. Vt. the grani e industry PRICE. 81.00. . LOST MANHOOD! is done, but in New York dozens of the virile bonnet upon the young man furnishes 1,'82 men with employment. Blfiou* Headache, Sold by Druggist». ' Nervous Debility. Sperma Dlzzlnona, Constipa men make good livings panting such who has reached the age of twenty t-------------------- ----------------------- torrhea, Beminal LoweB tion, Indlueatlon, Sexua1 De^ay.FailingMem* HOW V.CMEN WOULD VOTE A eases of Rectal Disease, Pllee, and BiliousAttack*. pictures by tbe yard. The work is years is performed with similar ob ory, WeaK Eyes, Lack of Oil women a lowed to vote, everv one Energy, also Blood and uVU Fissures, Fistulas and Rectal promptly cured by Dr. simple. A piec e of canvas nearly a servances; lint the father or an old man in Were 81: in Diseases, by phillls Fleers treated successfully, without i»lerce’* Pleasant the land who has used Dr. Pierce’s Eruptions, Hair Falling use or knife, within past two years. Pursatlve Peirbi*. 25 hundred feet long is stretched in a gal takes the place of the mother or aged ‘ Favorite Prescription” would vote it to Bone Pains, 8 wellinge Visits several interior towns. Nend cents a vial, by Druggists. be an unfailing remedy for the diseases lery shaped like a corridor. On the lady in making tho investiture. —Popu Sore Throat, Ulcere, E! for circulars. .1. H. Pilkington. M. IL. fects of Mercury, Kidney« No.2 llekum’s building. Portland.Or. peculiar to her sex. By druggists. picture under notice, which, by the lar Science Monthly. and Bladder Trouble Week Back, Burning Urine. Cononrbea. Gleet Strict way, you can have for 11.50, frame anil Ex-Public Printer Rounds died at his uro- -prompt relief and cure for life. QTEINU/AY KKASICH A BACH, POWER OF ROBORITE. □ I DPI W M I , Gabler, ltoenish Pianos: Bur all, live mon were employed. Each home iu Omaha. Both H oxch Conoult Con fl dent tally det Organs, band instruments. Largest stock IRQ A 184 THTKn «T. _ An Explosive Which Distances Dynamite man hail his particular lino. One of Sheet Music and Books. Bands supplied at In Its Dreadful Work. 2Wo Kaier Remedy can he had for Eastern prices. M. GRAY CO. man put in the foreground, another fixer 6.000,000 people use Coughs and Colds, or aiiy trouble of 200 Post street San Francisco. Somo interesting experiments have tho background, ami still another Teroat, ^than 'Browns Bronchial Tro did tho cl nils and cows that you see lately been made in Westphalia with ches” Trice 25 cts. Sofd only in boxes. A-* 0 M.FERRY&CO. M.FERRY4C0. - 0 browsing in the pasture. A fourth man the new German explosive known as I 0¿ hl JaataKmawia T ry G ermea for breakfast. SAN FRANCISCO. CORES WHtRI All ELSE FAILS. are admitted to be the did the trees and shrubbery. In this roborite, for the purpose of showing its Best Cough Syrup. Tastes good. Use Largest Seedsmen in the world. in time. Sold by druggists. way they were enabled to work fast. advantages over dynamite. The state Camelline improves and preserves the complexion. D. M. FERRY 4 CO 3 In exactly three hours five of these ment-that the former compound is Illustrated. Deter 1 p- tlT«’ and Priced stronger than the latter has been de landscapes were finished, which is SEED clared to be a gross exaggeration of thirty-six minutes' time given to each. — a Dinner ot Mecklenburg County, ANNUAL itive C ure The fifth man did the finishing touches, facts, and the possibility of their being N. C., owns a tame crow which goes Forisea anil, perhaps, performed more and bet any thing like equality between them will be mailed for forrr| of regularly to the cotton field and picki has been pooh-poohed as unreasonable REE TO ALL ter work than any of the others.” as much in a day as any of the human applicants, and SRin and Blood and absurd. But if the reports which to last season’s “Aro all cheap pictures painted in pickers. With its beak it twists the customers with 1 have received are worthy of credence -iDis^as^^- out ordering it. the same way? ’ the reporter asked. cotton out and puts it in a bag. The — and they come with apparently tin- Invaluable to all. from ZZ • “Nearly all. Occasionally a fairly Every person using owner of this truly rare bird, as well as Carden, F ieidor Flower good artist will become hard up, and questionable authority— roborite has F ip IPLES to S crofula the neighbors, declare that the state- made good its claim of equality, at EEDS“;“JZ during these times he will sell tho pro nient is true in all respects. 1KIN TORTURES OF A LIFETIME IN- least. D. HI. FERN Y AGO.,Detroit,Mich. ) Htantly relieved by a warm bath with CUTI- ducts of his brush for almost nothing. —Mrs. Jennie Webster, of 1009 Largest Steck. Lowest 1‘rlcea, The first experiments undertaken !URA SOAP, a real Skin Beautilier, and a singlr Never buy tho oil paintings that are Implication of C uticuka . the great Skin Cu*e. Chestnut street. St. Louis, found a wore to demonstrate the superiority of This repeated daily, with two orthree doses of peddled about the streets by men who man under her bed one evening RKHOLVKNT.the New Blood >*uriher, o r< ?e' say they are artists. You will only get the now explosive in its ability to stand o ’UT1CURA keep the blood cool, the perapiration pure oently. In the absence of her husband left. Tho framtvs on all those that you friction and heavy blows. Small quan nd unirritating, the bowels open, the liver and she was perusing some old love letters, .idneys active, will speedily cure. see on the wall are worth double the tities laid upon ail anvil and struck Eczema, tetter, ingwo m, psoriasis, lichen, the package fell to tlie floor, and in re with a sledgo hammer stood the test ¡»ruritUH.scall bead.dandruff, and every species amount of the pictures themselves. O, covering it she discovered the in f torturing, disfiguring, itching.scaly ana pim very satisfactorily. Afterward a large yes, there’s some money in this busi Hotel Furniture a Specialty, •ly diseases of the skin and scaln, with loss of truder’s feet. She quietly left the when physicians and all known remedies ness. but not so much as formerly."— quantity was burned to show that even lair, ail. room, summoned an officer, and the when a thick mass no explosion TV. 1’* Colt* Ac Co. Philadelphia Times. Sold everywhere. Prlce,CuTicURA.50c.; S oap , would-be burglar was captured. Mrs. occurs when merely ignited by the !5c.; R krolvknt , |1. Prepared by the P otter and C hemical C o .. B oston , M ahs Webster then swoonod in the most ap A Theatrical Dicker, application of tlamo. In the trials for » rug «"Send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases.** proved fashion. strength a.2j ounce cartridge of dyna □TlfPLES, blackheads, chapped and oil) skin "What arrangements have you made —Engineer William Dart, of the •1111 prevented by C uticura M« dicated Soap. regarding my salary this season?” mite was laid up< n a rolled steel rail steam tug U. Dart at Bi ssiswiek, Ga.. of English manufacture and covered asked a leading man of the manager. reports seeing a rattlesnake the other When tired by an "1 have put you down for thirty dol with a sod turf. day "coming in from sea.” The electrical fuse, the rail was bent and lars per week.” steamer was near the lighthouse wher, rifts were opened in the m< ’ tal at the ••How much will you say it is on the his snakeship was discovered coming place whore tho cartridge lay. A posters." in with the tide, head erect, but with roborite cartridge of the same weight, "Three hundred a week." rattles trailing in the water. The rat exploded under tho same conditions, "Only threo hundred a week. I can’t tlesnake usually swims with both head I* INFALLIBLE I COLLEGE, agree to that. My professional repu broke a similar rail asunder. !4 Post St., & P., Cat and tail erect, the latter waving from Next a charge of 31 pounds of dyna Ask Your Druggist For It! tation won’t stand it. I’ll tell you SborthamL Type-mStlng. Penm*n.li ip. Book-keeping side to side. like that of a dog. Thi» what you do. Give mo twenty-five mite was laid upon a Siemens-Martin asthma end Telegraphy *11 for $75, one must have been swimming a long steel armor plate, covered with earth Bettered In Five Mlnutee. dollars a week and make it five hundred time, and was no doubt exhausted, mid tired. The effect was to slightly dollars on the bills.”— Merci ant Trav HATFEVE.R. hence allowed the rattles to trail in thè Cure Guaranteed if TaMeu lu Tina. eler. • bend the plate. The smile charge ot water. Li'"ÄX } «5 ¿s: —...... roborito completely shattered a similar bko . vchttib . Ing. BANCROFT BUILDING. Preparing for the Worst. —The experiments made by M. Moh- plate. The value of roborite in blast Cure Warranted. 723 Market St., San Francisco, Cal. Incipient tnnxnmpt Ion, and lenbruck seem to show that in tin XJTSeud for circular. DEAFAESH "Mourning goods, please,” »he »aid ing down coal is testified to by numer Throat and Lung Troublera. ____ A. VANDER NAILLEN, President Cured lu Three to Six Month* ous engineers and colliery managers in mesmeric condition an electric cnrrenl to the floor walker. Sold by *11 Druggist» for BO Cent*. may have a powerful inductive actioi Diphtheria. Cronp, Sear*h "Yes madam, this way, if you will;" tho Westphalian district. It is said to gla, Hendarhe, bore upon the human norwes. In the first and then lie added feelingly, "death is givo little or no flame, and to shatter Throat less than dynamite. This latter state experiment a watch was plaréd neat SraDit.» Cvimr. a sad thing, madam.” ment is not so easy to reconcile with (he microphone and the ring placed Invaluable Remedy! "It is indeed!" responded tho lady, The undersigned will send a Patented April, 1SS& upon the head of the mesmerized sub ’ri0e re Tr-stment roo "I’ll not make any purchases this the violent action exerted upon the rail (Pmoke B 11. fW LYS George Westenho'm Razor, ject, who immediately began to best morning, 1 only want to see the latest and the plate in the experiment* de IKbollator. for Internal U«e, 81.0(1) I had catarrh scribed. The writer of the testimonials Pipe Brand. Full Hollow Ground. time with the ticking of the watch things you have in the mourning line; 8-4 inch Blade, S years. With when the microphone contact wa my husband is a very sick man."— alluded to denies that products of com j for great reluctance 1 bustion aro more injurious to health 652 Market SI, San Francisco, CaL touched with a quill feather he place. Drake's Traveler's Mayaiine. F* o r R 1.10. than those resulting from the explosion ! began using Ely's rpHESK goods are my o*n Annorta Ion, and his fingers in his ears, and on the vi 3^ Bavaro of Hurtful Imitations. Cream Balm and JL are told everywhere at from f2tof2.M — Bismarck's wife is an interesting of dynamite. — Colliery Engineer. Thft BELT or negrncr»tor» a fter sis icteks use The price a k cannot bo met. far lesa cut, this crophone being removed to a distant . — -* • ------- mule expressly for the cure « woman. She is more than sixty years Bide th® Sheffield. England, market, The-e are apartment and the connection of th. ' I believe my sell dersogemenu of the gener»«’" boantifnlly clean k en cwters, and will b® — Perils of the Deep. — Wife (in the of age. very tall, and very gray. ’ Het organs. The continoo'i» «tre«« i cured. It is an kindly taken bac and money refunded, for any circuit completed, as before, a violin of BLKCTBIC1TT fw-weMM features are prominent and her cheek cabin, anxiously)—"What's the trouble invaluable Halm. through the parts must rtitarj caua® at ail. or no cause vt hate ver. Addreta, was played in the distant room, the pa them to healthy action. D°n"J > rederic Dawe. lk>* Ob. Springfield, III. bones very high. Altogether she has on deck. Ch irlie?" Yacht-owner -"Die | —Joseph Stuart. eonfound this with Electric Bf '* tient showing the most distinct indica- advertised to cure al I II *21 Grand Ave, s strong face. She is a women of verv jib-sheet is lost overboard.” Wife head to toe. Il Is for the 0“a tions that he heard the music. Brooklyn. specific purpose. "Well, why don't they come and tak. ËVË determined character and not unliki For circulars giving h»1' •*" -At Washington one night last week formation, add rem Cheever Ki«*" A particle it app T ’led ied into each nocir il udì» arr-reable im "iron chancellor" himself in obsti- me from the state-room?”— Ti<l-HHs. t lady retired to rest with a heavy feei trie Be t Ca», 103 WMhlafit* Price fl® cent« at C , dnunrtata; by mail, rvgiatt red. t>0 renta. u.T.y. She is fond of talking am’ Street, Chicago, 111. KLY HRoTHF.RN. RS, ’J3f> Grmnwich Street. >ew Tort ng tn the region of her heart Aftei •—The ancient Mexicans made pleturer «peaks in a loud and decided voice. Oar Bew 8»er». wlltek w* aow orrnrr, In tuceeasM operation .nee tRM, patron I re<f from deeping an hour or two she wa, .„d- with the colored plume* of humming 3 «cm of Floor Spa.v, aU sections of the Northwest, endorsed by lenly awakened by the sound of heart lirds, after tho manner of mosaic. business men and leading educator*. OTT»» Bt'TKIU' QUIDK Is "Oh, prav let me have my way •eattng like a hammer striking som, —In IMO we had in tho United States l..ned a,p«. .nd M.rrh, THI HOST rtRFECTLT EpTIPPED SCHOOL hi* time." said a young gentleman t< some 8.642.694 schoolchildren, and the r.rlt pear. Of 3A« p.,,.. netalhe substance, while the pre„„r. ent. G..« on th. Co.ll, It offer, prfe.t. or clan his lady love. •’Well, Willie, I sup- entire »mount then being expended for hwtruct.oo.day »nd throughout th. ynr inelm, with over wound her heart seemed to be inclosed, Arithmetic W ntm«, Corrmpon.lrnoe, Book Itrpm. 3,BOO llln.tratloa, - a l>ose 1 must thi* onee; but you know education*! purposes was «16,162,000 Bank.ng,Shorthand.Type-.ru n. Bu.ine*» «nd f»!l ' 'he awakenetl her husband, a lijrht wv whole rietaro Gallery. Form, .nd .II C^min^hoo^Fra ihat after we are married I shall havi OIVK8 Wh.le.le PrtJ. —At the last religion* census of ffirert '• eon«Hwrrr oa all good* (hr » Will of mi own.”— llarpor's Htuar Irra. Armmo. g MdWraeo, Prop,«or. ■ —Apparently hopeless — "Do you Switzerland, taken in IMO; the little iwrwaal or ftmlly aw. Tell, how to .ad give* exact eo.t of every think, Miss C ara." he asked, with in republic contained 1.667.109 Pretest order, thing yoa aw. eat. drtah. wear, or SELBY SMELTING AMD LEAD CO. finite tenderness in hi* voice, as he ants; 1.160.7«J Catholics; 7.373 Jew*, have fha with. Thew IMVALUABLB 8a n Francisco, bentmg of her heart Another lad, handed her the bill of fare, "that and 10.838 of other religious affilia BOOKS eoatala laAevtaation glr.aed ffraa* the aa.rhet. of the world. A l>»d a ciuicrr that, developing ve4 ? one's appetite Is affected when one is tion. “■( FRKK apoa rreeipl .f ¡'np.dly .twassn^^^^/^ 1 —One hundred new students are en »"PV in lore?” "1 haven't a doubt pf it,” 1 A/> - ** —----- —--------- — IO rt*. to defray Cipero .f ataillng. I llowed to touch it After several 1 Ä she replied, scanning the bill of fare; rolled this year in Lafayette College, MONTGOMERY WARD 4 CO. ! nteh th |HM',,y ,uin ■ and then she turned to tho waiter and making a total of two hundred and 114*114 Mlrlilaa. A,nar. 4 Meaga, tn. J SHOTGUN CMTNIDGCS * h tie XrP rr°V'"' » tick-bite. said: “Roast-1 eeC rare, please, with eerenly-eighL One of the freshmen is | ,he ^«»'sring insoct .till tug- plenty of fat. mashed potatoes, corn, th* son of the head of the department ■UILL LAMMMON, Q.n’1 M.n, ^truehforl^- oi Marine Engineering in Japan. oarauin* boiled onions.” CR ea - trem EOY for u JV^1*** p ■K p?pRicr$ CREAM Acme Electric Belt Agency The Van Monciscar CALIFORNIA SPEEDS Furniture Co., 220,322,224,226 Bush St., ncura Furniture, Bedding, Upholstery, HEALD'S BUSINESS Qpunni o u n u u ely ’ s CREAM BALM. C atarrh RAZORSI RAZORSI 3AR30LIC SMOKE BALL CO. 2 v S3ÄSJL1 * •••Th •*- Forila ■«, er*