HOW BAHAMA TREASURES. Intereallnc Experiences ot a Aeleatlfle Party from Pennsylvania. A physician living near lhe sea say» that dt r ng the p st five yvars he has noted the hour and minute of death in ninety-thr e New Two Women aad Two Men A mured I a'lent., and every one has gone with the Tlremrelwm at a Dreary station. tide, save four who died suddenly by 1 he four of us were put off at Wayne accident. Junction the other day to wait for the A VALUABLI MEDICAL TBEATI8E. The edltiou for 1888 of ths iterling .Medical train on the Flint and Pere Marquette Annual known as Hostetter’s Aimamu.-, is now road—two women and two men. None of us were acquainted, nnd we had an ready, and may be obtained, free of oost, of druggists and general country dealers in all hour and a half to wait at a rai'road parts of the in lied States. Menioo, and indeed crossing. There was a dreary-looking in every civilized portion of the M estern Hem isphere. Thio Almaaac has been issued regu waiting room, 12x12. and there was a l.rly at the commencement of ever, year for platform sixty feet long by eight broad. over one-tifth of a century, it combines, with the sound.st practical advice for the preserva The scenery consisted of— tion and restoration of health, a large amount of interesting and amusing light reading, and One water tank. the calendar, aatrononiical ctdcuiatlona, chro- Ten freight ears. noiogittsJ items, etc., are prepared with great care, ami will be found entirely accurate. The Two fields. issue of Hostetter’s Almanac for 1888 will prob Five telegraph poles. ably be tlie largest edition of a medical work ever published in any country. The proprie One pile of lumber. tors. Messrs Hostetter & Co.. Pittsburgh. Pa. As the train left us I saw tlie two on receipt of a tpo cent .tamp, will forward copy by mail loony person w he cannot pro women closely surveying each othei a cure one in his neighborhood. from hat to shoes. Each seemed to re English capitalists have invested $3,000,- gard the other with suspicion and d:s- tfust They entered the waiting-room 000 In Iron land Dear Duluth. and sat down, getting as far from eaeli WHERE ARE YOU GHNG! other as possible. The one dressed in If you have pain in the back, pa'e and brown seemed to be saying to herself: sal ow complexion, bilious or sick head “Good lands! but what taste that ache, eruptions on the skin, coated t^ngu°, sluggish circulation, or a hacking cough woman has! Who ever saw any one you are going into your grave if you do not mix »uch colors together before? If take steps to cure yourself. If you are she is going to the lunatic asylum she wise you will do this by the use of Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discoyery,” com should have an attendant along. Such pounded of the most efficacious ingredients persons are dangerous.” known to medic «1 science for giving health And the one dressed in blue seemed and strength to the system through the medium of the livt-r and the blood. to be saying to herself: AT WAYNE JUNCTION. THE FUNNIEST THING. Bow Two Young Women Entertained Each Other In a Str..t Car. A new railroad is to be built b twtm New York and Boston. __ Life seems hardly worth lhe livingTo-day to many a ti.ed, unhappy woman who is suitering f~m chronic female weakness for which she hasten able to And no relt f. But there is a cer tain cure for all the p»in ul complaints ro which lhe weaker sex is liable. W e refer to Dr Pierce's "Favorite Prescription, to the vir ues of which thousands ot women ran testily. Asa tonic and nervine It is unsurpassed. All druggists. _ _______ _ Americans have $8,110,0 0 invested in Honduras gold mines. THEY »ALL REWARD! BEHIND. 11 nnn will ¡Nd<l for ««ch anti mrery , . 1UUU onoua aubffitaDOM found in w i6,i * acknowledged the ino»t delightful and hariuleaa toilet article ever produced for , 1 h*<lj There is really no profit bi recom mending* be worth less, for lhe reac tion in the minds of those who buy and are deceived is pointedly against everything »old by such a dealer, voluntary let- Henre. •ientious con- ter, which is ‘’■fy'X t *kw •>'>'! ‘'“uti,,u’ Viction formed from«™» B fBoston, eI1«.rienro “ “ most injrortanl represents in e\trv on<1Ston. July ttnd valutHl wvelati^ J (. _( 1887.-1he Cliarl^ A- V men' Many vreiiani I h jlave Ifie public and for • b,iIge of a large but teniw rai) ■ > nirv tfio theextensiyeadtertisluB, *■ ^1^ |h(j suffering doss so“''.j rit- Notsowith «„„nd 1-^s t 1*^iHvl) (aut St. Jacobs Uli. I« ■ » regard t as one from the start, am tiwb^w* regu of those stan.lar. nn>"*^^¡„1 to always consider as " plOTOna| experience Unsl aiel iudoized b» the «111« uf „„.J? ’*• 0« The little party of biologists sent out Bold l>» all dru»||l«t« at 50 ceUu’,J^ 3, They met on a horse car. White and Vl««h KKDINUTON 1“ifT by the University of Pennsylvania to Wholeaalo DniixbiU. Han FraniUo/^ "O Mame. I've the funniest thing to make investigations and researches have returned with abundance of glorv tell you." WESCOTT BROTHER« ’’ i HARDY NORTHERN OBOWN "No,” said Mame. and several boxes, tubs and tanks full “ Yes, indeed; it's just too awfully of curious specimens. The primary Meetlm, purpose of the jaunt was to give the funny for any thing." Front Minneapolis. Minnesota, are the he«> k. i "Do tell me." party an opportunity to determine upon cause they are earlier and the most lirodm. Take no other until you try th< m. p™ “ "You’ll not tell if 1 do?" the Bahamas as tiie site of a biological all leading dealers on thecosst Trade»™« ! “ Oh, no — never! ” by WESCOTT HHO8, Seed Merchant. ¿P**4 marine station that the university de Tom IOS Sansom» Street, San Francisco. Cal. Il““t "Ob, indeed, you musn't sires to establish and hopes to have in COMiUMPTIOM IUKKLY CURED. existence within three years. It already Delliker to'd it to me." T<l*leMeinkirm your readers that I have a poa "He didi" has a considerable fund for that pur|M>se. ittve remedy for the above named diseaae. I “You know Tom?” its timely use thousands ot hopeleas cases nave The resilience of the party during been permanently cured. I ehall be glad to “Oh, yes—like a book." their stay was at a comfortable house send two botUea of my remedy fkxe to any of "Isn’t he splendid?" your readers who haYB consumption 11 tney wui three miles from Nassau, almost on the send me their Express «nd P. 0. address. "Yes, I guess so — but what did he water's edge. They lived in commu Respectfully, T. A. SLOCUM. M. C., 1«1 Pearl St, New Yora nity, each member taking charge of the say?" "Well, I’ll tell you. We were going men in turn. The cost was extremely The J anuary O uting will contain a modest. Tlie men went to work at down Broadway looking at the things most important paper on the preseut con- CTRl.» ALL HUMOR1, I in the windows, and — oh, areu ’ t the once, taking advantage of such assist di ion of the game to be found in our from a common Blotch, or Eruption I Northwestern States and Terriiorie •« lhe to tho worst Scrofula. Sall-rheua! | ance as lift- people roundalyont could windows just lovely now? Oid you >ubject is trea ed by an army officer of “Fever-.orca,” Scaly or Hou.^ afford. A young boatman and diver ever see any thing lovelier than the Skill, in »bort, uil diseases caused by H g eat experience, at present serving in the new fall hats? ” Mood ure conquered by this powerful, puj! named Brown was found to be of great cavalry m Montana, and his account may tying, nnd Invigorating medicine. “Oh, they’re just beautiful! I think be relied on as genuine and correct. use, having already served three dis Eating Fleers nipidly lieu! under Iu bt- nign Influence. Especially hueHl munlfutai tinguished naturaliata—Prof. Gardner, I’ll get a high-crowned—but what did U nitarian religious literature seut free on applica 's nothing iu trade which cun upp oudi it» Its lxitency In curing Fetter, Roso Ha.k tion to Mb» E F. iMvison P.O. Drawer 60, Portland O. who was sent out by the English Gov Tom say?” efficacy. ___ Bolls, Carbuncle., Sore Eye., Seroi! Washington corresponden ta add. Misa M. DeVoe, Seattle “ Oh, it was the funniest thing. ulou. Sore, and Swelling^ H|^ ernment; Prof. Welden, of Cambridge, Ioint Disease, White SwelHiiik We'd got nearly down to that lovely and Prof. Brooks, of John Hopkins. ■ oltrc, or Thick Neck, nnd Eulars'j T ry G esmea for breakfast Gland.. Si nd ten cents in stamps f’r, All tlie party were good swimmers, jewelry store, and—oh, did you know large treatise, with colored plutes, on 8kin Wakele 's Squirr 1 and Gopher Ex termi and soon learned to do their own that Belle Blank had a pair of perfectly Diseases, or tho same amount for a trema, nator. Try 1'. and pro e the best is the elegant new solitaire earrings as large oil Scrofulous Affej'tions. diving. Eaeli provided himself witli a cheapest. Wakelee & Co., San Franelsco. "Have I got to wait here for an hour “THE BLOOD IS TIIE LIFE.* as big peas? ” A bushel of corn distilled will make four Thoroughly cleanse it by using Dr. Plcrec’, crowbar and a water box. a small box and a half in the company of that gallons of whisky. Golden Medical Discovery,and goof "No— has she?" with a plate-glass bottom. The glass, digestion, a fair akin, buoyunt sp|r, “Yes, indeed; I saw them with my thing? Such a hat! Such a cloak! its" and vital strength, will beeetablidiHl. quieting the ripples on the surface of How to Gain F.eah and Strength. own eyes. I just rave over diamonds. What big feet! She must be some one Use a f ter each meal Hcott's Kniulslon the sea, enabled them to see far down But what was I talking about? Oh, going out to work in a creamery, and with Hypophosphite«. It is as palatable as into the depths, many times to the very ami easily digested. The rapidity with which Is Scrofula of tho Lunn i(#t. about what Tom said. 1 declare it I doubt if she knows wliat county she milk. which delicate people improve with its use is bottom. When any one saw a bit of rested and cured by this remedy, If taken 1» wonderful. Use it and try your weight As a was the funniest thing. I've laughed is in.” fore the last stages of the disease are reset,«! rock-bearing coral, anemones, sponges, remedy for Consumption. Throat attentions and From its marvelous power over this terriMi My friend, the man, was a fat, mild about it ever since. Isn’t he awfully Bronchitis, it is unequaled. Please read: "1 or other objects that lie wished to se fatal disease, when first offering this now eyed specimen of the human race. We used .Scott's Emulsion in a child eight months jolly, anyhow?" celobrated remedy to tho public, I)r. P ieuci cure he tossed tlie glass aside, dived with good results. He gained four pounds thought seriously of calling it his “Cou. “Oil, yes; I guess so—but what did stood for a moment and looked at each old in a very abort time.”—T ho . P rim , M. D., down, and pried the desired specimen sumption Cure,” but almndoncd thnt other. I might have said to myself: he say?” Alabama.___________________________ name as too limited for n medicine ivlilrt, loose with tlie crowbar and carried it frtnn its wonderful combination of tonic, or ‘ •Well, if I haven ’ t just run across a "Well, we had just met Sadie Meech THE "OLD RELIABLE." strengtliening. alterative, or blood-i lianshif up under his arm. Practice en —and did you know tliat she was en bank-sneak anil highway robber then I New Transcript, Olympia. W. T. antl-blllous, pectoral, mid nutritive prop«, abled them to stay a long time ties, Is unequaled, uot only ns a remedy f« gaged to that elegant Mr. Whyte we don't know a grindstone when I see it! The “Old Reliable” Gordon jobbers consumption, but for all Chronic Dli. under water. Mr. Marshall frequently Wonder when he got out of prison^ the best. Jn January last the New Trans saw her with last winter?" eases of the remained two minutes submerged. Dr. cript purchased from Palmer & Rey, Port Seems to have an innocent look, but "Is she?” land. Oregon, a half medium “Old Reli Dolleys says that any man can re "They »ay it’s true. I never would that is all put on. No doubt he got able" which is as nearly a perfect machine main under water a considerable time If y. i feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, han have believed i‘. And isn’t it funny off the train thinking to rob me as it is possible for a machine to I e. It is Largest Stock. Lowest l-ri.-e sallow color of skin, or yellowish-brown spoti if he will only simply make up Ills mind strong, durable, runs almost as li tht as a that Kate Bartie t is Io marry Fred of my four dollars and r< turn ticket to sewing on face' or laxly, frequent headache or dlui. machine, and is perfect in turning to do so. There is an intense feeling of neax. bad taste In month, Internal heat or Mastersoil? Tom said—oh, 1 was Detroit, but I've spot ted his little game out true work. In the manufacture of the chills, alternating with hot Hushes, low spirits oppression at first, but Dr. Dolley says Old Reliable in its pres nt perfect form, at going to tell you about Tom's bit of and will be prepared for any move.'' and gloomy forebodings. Irregular appelltr, that it is simply nervousness, and soon such very low prices, Mess s. Palmer & nnd coated tongue, you are suffering from And he might have mused: fun." fndigcstlon, Dyspepsia, and Torpid Rey are proving themselves public bene passes away. “Oh-ho! So here is BJly the Kid— factors. No office is complete without the "Yes, wimt was it?” Liver, or “Biliousness.” In many Several medicinal plants were secured casi s only part of tlwse symptoms are expo, the chap who is supposed to have liad a "Well, after Belle passed we met Old Reliab'e. rlenced. As a remedy for all such easel, and experiments will be made as to tlie Stephenson gir s, and —did you hand in abducting Charlie Ross! Proli- Yours truly, Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Dis. Hotel Furniture a Specialty. J. N. G ale . their therapeutic value. Among them know that both of them became en ably out on another cliild-sti aling ex covery Is unsurpassed. For Weak Lungs, Spitting cl is a curious bean that animals are very gaged at Bar Harbor this summer?” pedition, but I’m on to his game and TV. I Cole At Co. Blood, Costa R:ca has quarantine 1 against Chili Shortness of Breath, llroiu chills, Asthma, Severe Coughs, imj fond of eating. At first tlie animals will spoil it. My! but hasn’t he got a on account of cholera. "N o- o-o-o!” kindred affections, it is an efficient remedy. grow fat and sleek. Butin aliout two S olo by D ruggists , at $1.00, or SIX "It's true. I’ll tell you all about it; hardened look! That fellow would t -ar Sick and bilious headache, and all de BOTTLE* for $5.00. weeks their tails and manes drop off; in you see------ ” an innocent babe from a dying mother's rangements of stomach and bowels, cured Send ten cents In stamps for Dr. Pl'roe'l DYSPENSARY, another week their hoofs and horns, if book on Consumption. Addreaa, 1 rode five miles behind those girls, arms nnd dash its brains out aga'nst by Dr. Here ’» “Pellets’’ or anti bilious This powder never varies. A marvel of purity, PORTLAND, OB World’s Dispensary Medical Ano. granules. 25 rents a vial. Nocheap boxes strength they have horns, go. Then they the family churn without one ray of and wholesomeness. More economical than then one of them left tho cal* saying: elation, «>) Main Street, B uffalo , N.I. to allow waste of virtues. By druggists. Young, middle-aged an. the ordinary kinds, and cannot be sold in competi grow weaker and weaker and finally old. single or marned me- “And here 1 haven’t told you what pity!” tion With tho multitude of low test, short weight, and all who suffer with die of fatty degeneration. But even Hut neither of us thought any such alum, or phosphate powders. Sold only in cans. Chicago is to have an elevated railroad; LOST MANHOOD R oyal B aking PowDEa Co.. 106 Wall Street, N. Y. to the end they eat tho beans with in- Tom said yet I will next time I see thing. Even before the women got capital, $.’0.(00 000. Nervous Debility, Sperm, you. It was the funniest thing!”— torrhea, Seminal Losset itinite relish. There are other plants Ku ifl offered by the proprietor! seated we threw our grips down to Sexual Decay, Failing Mem WILLIAM BECK & SON.1 lienas Dane, in ’I id-Hits. “A NliftlX 4'oi<l,” Cough«. — J of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy • ory, Weak Eyes, Lack o in the collection that are used by tlie gether nnd he said: Wholesale and Retail Dealers in "Brown's Bronchial Troches ' give imme ; Energy, also Blood ant ■if for a case of catarrh which natives in the treatment nf rheumatism Skin Diseases, Syphfilit they cannot cure. If you “Old boy, do you smoke?" diate relief. Cune and Sporting Goods. MEASURINQ YACHTS. Eruptions, Hair Fallin( have a dischargo from the and dysentery with apparent success. "Yes, thanks." Bone Pains, 8 welling nose, offensive or otherwise, partial loss ot nfFLAMMATION OF THE K1DSEY8. Explanation ol tlie Role. Applying to Sore Throat, Uloera, E The doctors are "Inishinen.” who have gmell, taste, or hearing, weak eyes, dull pain “ Well, here ’ s something 1 can recom fecta of Mercury, Kidney American Halting Craft. Hon. Edward A. Moore. Member of or nresfiure in head, you have Catarrh. Thou learned tlie medicinal qualities of herbs ------ s and Bladder Trouble mend. Which way are you going?” sands of cases terminate in consumption. Every yacht is rated for time allow Weak Bac c. Burning Urine. Gonorrhea, Gleet Btric Assembly from Richmond County, New and roots and trees by tradition. Dr. Sage's C atarrh R emedy cures the wont "To Toledo.” ure—prompt relief and cure for life. York, writes: cases of Catarrh« “Cold In the Head)1* Both Hexes Consult Con fl dent tally Governor Blake, for tlie party, sailed ance according to its “racing length.” “Goo4! I’m going there myself. OPfilOR— 189 A 184 THIRD ST and Catarrhal Headache. 50 cents. “Some two weeks ago I was taken will to tlie island of Alaeo one day anil This length depends upon several Live in Detroit?” inflammation nf the kidneys. The pain settled the question as to whether factors representing both sail area “Yes. Do you?” was interne. I applied as soon as poaaible ICE AND KOLI.FR «KATUN flamingos sit in or stand over their and water line length. The following "Yes, your phiz looks familiar to an Ai.i.co< k ' s P orous I raster over each Manufacturen' Agents for n psi a, a question about which natural rulo applies to American yachts: To me.” kidney. Wonderful to say, the pain and inflammation began to aliate in three ists have been in dispute these many the square root of the sail area add -------- THE--------- St, S. Cal "Anil I know I have often seen you. hours. In two days I was entirely cured. veins. Dr. Dolley says Governor twice lire load water line length, and Let's walk up and down.” Penmanship, Book-keeping I alw,ys tabe great pleasure in recom Winchester, Marlin. Ballard. Colt's Di fl of Shorthand, Type-writing. and Telegiaphy all for $75. Lightning Magazine lUlluo, Blake reported that flamingos sit in divide the sum by three: And while those women sat twelve mending A i . i . cock ’ s P lasters ; they are certainly the best external remedy known. A fill /I /Ifl 9P practical , civil . their nests like other birds. The party feet apart, each one witli her veil down Colt's and Smith & Wesson w | ■ U I || 11 Mechanical and Mining En y Sail area-|-S L I us -d them as chest protectors, and found went swimming at night in a wonder ■A|ir|l|B|| gineering. Surveying Archi- Bend for Catalogue No 5. and her body huddled up in an exclu them most efllcient ” W* I I W* Botecture, Drawing and Assay --------------------------------- — Racing length. 103 A 167 Mcromi Portland. Or. ful phosphorescent lake. At every sive sort of a way, we walked arm in Ing. BANCROFT BUILDING. BRANCH STORES: Relief is immediate and a cure sure. stroke tho swimmers created waves of Riverside A y ., RpotenePaDR.W.T. 94State 8t.,Salem,Or 723 Market St., San Francisco, Cal. Tin- measurement slqill be obtained arm up and down and joked and told fire, and when tliny climbed out upon as follows: A base line to be taken stories and said we were glad we met Pino's Remedy for Catarrh. SO cents. X^Send for circular. Is INFALLIF’ E I A. VANDER NAILLEN, President their boat their bodies seemed covered from tin- bee hole, or point of contact each other. Forty minutes had passed people use Camelline improve« and preserves the complexion. *^)he Agent i Jterchanl only i WhniXr'lii Ask Your Druggist For It I wit li my rinds of flaming sparks. Tlie of the jibstay on bowspri*, or flying away when one of the women became ASTCOIA “.-parks,” of course, were myriads ot jibstay on jibboom, in a straight line restive. It struck her that the train Relieved in Five Minutes. O.M.FERRY&CO. copepods, tlie little glowing creatures to the end of tlie inainbooni, with one had come and departed while she was BAY"-neVBB. , are admitted to ba ths Largest Seedsmen tlint give the appearance of tire to tlie quarter of the length of gall', meas in a reverie. It was an awful thing to Cure Guaranteed if Takeo iu Tiina. In the world. OFFkR K0. 172. surface of the lake. D.a.rK<tBYaces ured from after side of mast to end, do. She might be nddressing a mur SkiqL Scalp BRONCHITIH, FREE—To M erchants O nly : A triple lllsalnM, Ore-rip- Some skulls of the Luycaynns, tin- added thereto. Cure Warranted. deress for all she knew, and she was Unuarrlna plated Silver Set (8 knives, 0 forks. 8 tea R estored original inhabitants of the islands, who spoons, 1 i ugar spoon, 1 Gutter knife,) in For yawls, the base line to be taken quite certain that the other woman 8EED DRAFNEHS case. Addre«» at once, R. W. Cured iu Three to Six Months. * by wero exterininated within thirty years from the same point to the end of the had at least run away from two hus ANNUAL satin-lined 1 ansii . l & Co , State Street, Chicago. after their discovery by Columbus, miz.zcnboom. For 1883 Diphtheria, i'mtip, Nrurni* CllTI c U ra \ bands, but she finally got up courage A perpendicular line Bia, Headache. Sore will be mailed The Oregon National Bank, were found iu a eave.— Philailelphia to be taken along tlie after side of the enough to ask, ^<di<5. Throat REE TO ALL OF PORTLAND. Times. S peedily C ured . applicant«, and "Have you the time?" mainmast from the under side of the to last Mason’s _____ IBuccMBor« to Metropolitan Sevtam Bank.} othing is known fo í M enck at The other gave a start of surprise. customers with Invaluable Remedy ( gaff topsail block or sheave on top CAPITAL PAID IN. «100000 all comparable to the C uticura R emedies out ordering it. WHAT A MAN EATS. Patented April, 1SS& . _ ____ » General Banka:« Buelnees. in their marvellous properties of cleansing, mast to the upper side of boom when Did she hear aright? It might lie that Invaluable to all. ACCOUNTS kept subject to check. purifying and beautifying the skin and in Price of Treatment, fV 00; (Smoke B H, $2.00 Even peraon nan, Amount of Solid and l.lqulil Food C ob - tT-LLB EXCHANGE on Sau Frsncinco and New York resting on the saddle, or on the lowest she was being addressed by the cook curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, scaly and Debellator, for Internal Uwe, $1.00 ) Carden, F leld« Flower HAKES CoLLECTIi iNS on tarorable tomia aumed by Every Individual. part of the gons neck, the distance ot of the scow Mary Ann, but after taking pimply diseases of the skin, scalp and blood, VAN B. DoLASHMUTT, GEO. B MARKLE, Jn., EEDS’u^HiS: It has been calculated that on the which point from the main deck or five minutes to think it all over, she with loss of hair. Preeldent. Vice-President C uticura , the great Skin Cure, and Cun- D. P SHERMAN Cashier D. IS. FERRY SCO.,Detroit, Mich. average each man who attains the age liouse-dei-k to be rei orded by tlie replied: CURA S oap , an exquisite Skin Beautifier, pre 652 Market SI, San Francisco, Cal. pared from it, externally, and C uticura R e of three score and ten consumes during measurer, together with the other "Nix Have you?” solvent . the new Blood Purifier, internally, At* “ Beware of Hurtful Imitatlom DESPICABLE TOADIES. the course of his life twenty wagon- points used in measurements. To ob a positive cure for every form of skin and And then both shrank away from are Till« BELT or RegeneratorIfl blood disease, from pimples to scrofula. C uti - liutils of food, solid ami liquid. At four tain tlie estimated urea from these each other again, and turned up their cURAltEMKDiKRare Blade exprewlj for the eure of Ctn-Amcrlran Americans Who Are a Dis- absolutely pure and theonly derangement* of the generative Dins to tho wagon, this would corre- figures, multiply the base by the per noses under their veils, and were sorry infallible skin beautifiers and blood purifiers. «race to Tlielr Country. organa. The contlbuoua streaa The undersigned will send a of ELECTRICITY penneaUnf Sold evenrwhere. Price: C uticura , 50c.; R e •|*iliil to au average of about a hundred pendicular aud divide the product by that they let down on their dignity. solvent 1 here is a certain class of people through the part« most reatort , $1; S oap , 25 c . Prepared by the P ot them to healthy action. Do no< ter D rug and C hemical C o ., B oston , M ars . ounces of fixxl per day, or «ay someone two. who, though by birth Americans, are oonfonnd thlawith Electric Belta Meanwhile the stranger called me “old twSend for “ How to (’ure Skin Diseases.” advertised to cure ail Illg fro« Pipe Brand. Full Hollow Ground. Amer cans in no other respect. hundred mid twenty ounces per day Ti. head to toe. Ills for the OKI Length is the length on the loin! boy,” and borrowed some line-cut, and MAM us dove s down, and as wl ite, by 3-4 inch Blade, specific purpose. during mlult life, mid about eighty water lino, exclusive of any portion |H>ked me in the ribs; and I called him I1A 11 Ul) using C uticura M edicated S oap . them Ear.ipe is the M icca of their For circulars giving full I«« formation, addreaa Cbeever Klee ounces during Infancy and youth. Most of the rudder or rudder stock, and is "old fellow," and slapped him on the social world, and its out-at-ellioivs I’’’ r 1.10. trio Beit Co., 103 WashlngteS Street. Chicago. I IL rpHESE goods are my own import» Ion, and aristocracy the gods of their idolatry. modern doctors agree in regarding one to be ascertained when the yacht is back, and borrowed every match he 1 are sold everywhere at from $2 to >2.50. liundred mid twenty ounces of fixxl pci The price I a*k camiot be met, far less cut, this Abroad tin y ape tlie manners of their 'float and in her ordinary trim, nnd had. When the train came along we side the Sheffield, England, market. These are unworthy models; at home, nothing day, corresponding to five or six half with the crew, if almard, stationed got into the same car and into the beautifully clean, k» en cutters, and will be pints of liquid food, and seven or eight amidships; tlie measurer, nt the time same seat. The women came out to gladly taken back and money refunded, forany has a value to them unless it bears a When I say cure I do not mean merely to stop them cause at all. or no cause whatever. Address pounds of solid food, as in excess of tin of making his measurement, to fix a give each other a look of disdain and foreign trade-mark. Could Europe for a time and then have them return again. I mean a L'.. zl U .11 .. Dawe. I Box J..., .VVl . Ill. ... ’ ’ radical cure. I have made the disease of FITS, EPOr Frederic (Ml, La-.. Springfield. real daily reipiireiuenta of a health) distinctive mark at each point. Any enter separate coaches, and ns each take I hem completely oft our hands, we KPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a life-lnng study. I warrant my remedy to cure the worst cases. Because man or woman. should hav ♦ little cause for aught save others have failed is no reason for not now receiving s change in these measurements to be one found a scat she no doubt said to Bend at once for a treatise and a Free Bottle Yet, probably most of us take more reported by the owners, as customary, herself: thanksgiving; but, unfortunately, like cure. of mv infallible remedy. Give Express and Post Office. H. G. ROOT, 183 Pearl St. New York. than this, in one wav or another, dur to tlie measurer.— Boston Budget. the traditional bail penny, they return “Well, just catch me in such a scrape ing the day. Dr. Lankester, from an to our shores to disgust us with their again if you can! I never passed such extensive analysis of tho dietary of sol un-American ways, their assumed im English Journalism. an hour and a half in my whole life! diers. sailors, prisoners and the better- portance and their stupid cliampion- An inquisitive American journalist The railroad company ought to lie paid classes of artisans and profession ship of obsolete ideas of caste. al men in London, found the average while visiting a newspaper office in sued for letting s eernge passengers The fair fan e of our beloved daily quantity of solid mid liquid food London asked the proprietor whom he into the first-class ladies’ waiting- country suffers in I ho room!"—Jf. Quad, •» Detroit I'rto to be 143 ounces. Doubtless many take regarded as his best editorial writer. eves oi E r.qieans through these much less; but unquestionably luanj people, “An old fellow named Mason,'' tl:e Press. » < •■ take much more than this.' Wheii and it is no wonder that the name proprietor replied. —Not a pleasant wav of putting it.— some one mentioned before Sydnoj American becomes almost a reproach \ "I suppose you value him on ace unit Miss Spinster—"Really, Mr. Oldboy, Smith the twenty wagon-loads of foixl Q hM taken ths lead IR through being borne by such unwortliv the sales of that class of calculated for each man’s allowance, of his scholarly style and depth of dis. you are so kind!" Mr. Oldboy— remedies, and has ji*ea Oms Io representatives. If there is one thing almost universal sansfao* he turiuxl to U»rd Durham, who, like cusaion." “Don't mention it. Miss Spinster. I that exalts this country above all oth tiun, himself, was corpulent (and not with "Oh, I don't know about that, but dance with you, you know, because the Btrictara. MURPHY BROS- ers it is that here individual menta ' Parts. Te< out sufficient reason), with lhe quaint you see his editorials all turn a column others are all too young for a man of G has won the favor tnd moral worth are alone the pass- the public and now ranks remark: "1 think our wagons, Durham, about three inches and a half. — xfrtan- my years." Girts Rflifi at among the leading Medi once and Curts pyrts to distinction, an I the mere rc - must be four-horsed ones.” There arc sato Traveler, cines of the oildom. SELBY SMELTING AND LEAD CO A. U SMITH. —"Did you think nf me very often ident of birth can not dignify th. 'Bradford. PL members of lhe London Corporation, to Cold in Head 8a n Francisco, Sole! by Druggists. while I was away this summer. El seek no further, whose wagons must nental poverty of the imbcile or gio* - A boapitai tor animal« in London Price *1.00. be tix-borsed ones, and well loailed at over ‘hemoral deprivity of the profli SINUATO CHMABtRVH ' bring planned, together with free berta?” "Indeed, my own Etbeired, of DKwaae. Pile* that. — 11. .1. Proctor, in Cosmopolitan. I'V- »•><’ «eetal gate. llii it is that gives out-beloved di.pemtnrie. in the poorer quarters of I did hardly any thing else; the weather sue .r iUÄi*- •ueeeeamily. va ltheat country pr -eminence overall o hers — “1 am sorry to make any com the metropolis, where, benide. treat was so beastly hot it was utterly im HAY FEVER tewue and it is her guarantee of attainment tar !"t|^22iVrr*1 Not a Liquid, plaint against a neighbor, but your ment of the auffriug creatures them possible for one to make the slightest SHOTGUN CARTRIDCESj Äiw/ or rtrtrdtr .o sail greater glory. The true Ameri- «-»Drkm's buHdlQK. Portland.Or. cat has killed my canary, and I nat selves, lectures can be given and exertion."— Burdette. Frt from iryuri- ■UKU- J-AMBERSOR. Con'I Agoni —Mr. Bean and Miss Allilsme were out ■ an honors his country a id himself in urally feel bad about it,” "But, mv pamphlets published for public instruc Of- „Pjrojs Remedy for Catarrh is the fl| t^tsrte ML. Parttaad. Or. •mphasixing by word and act hi« ail- dear sir, you needn't be alarmed. No tion. In many poor neighborhoods, walking in Green's pasture last Sun /eiurire odors, Best, Eaairei to Use, and Cheapest. day, ami sat down on a mossy hank. I erenee to the pri. ciple of the indi- A partirle In applied in possible harm can come to the cat. horses, donkeys etc., often endure Price SO eta »t druggists WKANO iideal worth as lhe only just standar. She won't eat the bird. Very kind of long misery owing to their owners "Isn't this moss beautiful?” said Mis.« BLY RK< »THKIU« OS G _________ L •f the man. while the un-American, yon, however, to mention the matter. being unable to pay for professional Alli bone. "1 lore to look at it; how it v^'ChLdrawfista or sent by raaibH shal ow-pated creatures, whose eves It is always pleasant to receive the ahi, and by th1» plan skill*! treatment grow» upon you." "Very likely it SO®. K. T. Hawltine, Warren, Pa. | are bliadad by the mere glamor of . sympathy of one's neighbors."— Bos would bo brought within reach of th« does on you. Miss Allihone; but it does ’• ï|eS£a?T2?M*t ,W*’ Ire. not on me; I'm not a mosabnek." This poor mt. ton Transcript title only invm- the ridicule of those all aections of the Northwest, endorsed by buFtness men and leading educators. ■ d»x — - — Ofc. — Dr. Oscar Lena. the eminent sol- remark shortened their walk about two to whom th -y toady, and east di«cre.1i —Mr. H. H llayier, tho Vie'orian •ntistvhas lately returned to Ku rope, hours. * B ■"•'r’-.t » <>ur faith w» ea. eur-v w, doari ■■ nt« lost riarrcriT KQrirrn « crool on the country to who«e trail! ions the, I’^rrtr. we will tnAil «Bough »O-— - — * ~ ? Government statist, has prepared the A & Lamia bacii A Cou« Nadars« **•* —Little Margery, playing with her after traveling on foot across the Af ‘ re iwerean'. — Boston Budget. following return of tho "apparent" rican continent, through regions liter kitten, got a rather severe scratch from ill11 “Thod7 K» to MO per week population of each of the Australasian ally reeking with marsh fevers, agues the animal. Her lip trembled for an work 5 ^nrw • <Uy Call or »«nd 10 ct* "At the time of the h STÄrtiiSJ" "VIP "en,i ““P««* c R Bad’’ colonies at tho end of ISSA Tlie totaW and small-pox. G-orge IV. in ' 1A1G 31- Han Franciaco. Cal. During the entire instant, and then »he assumed the com heroiFii.r • • l m " ** WPre 32» ' Catalona free. Arastrouf and Wasco, Proprietor, are aa follows: Victoria 1.O33.OA2. Journey he enjoyed robust health and manding attitude and »xpression that "Thero aro^”- Un,U ’ New South \V,lies 1.030.782, Queens, not once felt the need of medicinh. her mother had assumed toward her ¿rMvZZ ""I 477 n,,rin? ‘hi, STEINWAY, cfaCTi" bt land 343.768, 8 tilth Australia 312.439. Not a drop of alcoholic liquor passed under somewhat similar circumstances period 3X> new baronetcies have Irene Weatern Australia 40.084. Tasmania his lips. Rice, chicken and tea formed toward her, and. extending her hand, J'ZI’*"1'"'n*11 Fall Drarrtatta. »7.211, Now Zealand 589.366. Grand hi. staple fare, and he dreeeed entirely •aid »ternly: "Titty, div« me dat pin." iooDTT-¡roo":^.rr ■■ i-nm «treat. Ran TrenHim lota), 8,416.682. . . . _______ __ ip flannel. — If. K R'Unata —Boston JtMMeripL Mr .1.1 L Liberals are more nealv M.KN.V.ManiMtr. N.U No.»». ~ for tbia honor than ConMrvatiy,\" 7 j I CALIFORNIA Furniture Co 220,322,224,226 Bash SAN FRANCISCO. CONSUMPTION, Liver, Blood, and Lungs. 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