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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 2, 1887)
WILLIAM BECK a . Wholesale and Retail Ikalo, A nuntiter of St. Paul women havorr- Toys, Carnes and n v ganlred themselvea Into* land to teport How tho Conquered Conqueror Spent Ills i One of Ihelr Number Npeaks About 1 heir Cxpertencwa of a Septuagenarian Who Hat to pulicemen all gentlemen who try to flirt with them. Thrre will lie little reporting, tueeflH in the East nnd Went« Dsy« at 8t. Helena. V sited Every Clime. for the woman who does not want to flirt Miss Harriet Post, a talented young Napoleon’s life at St. Helena wax so , By way of novelty here is a claim of rarely fli da anyone trying to flirt with gtiarned from the knowledge of tho i lady who has be<;n a practicing phvsi- more than passing interest. The carj her. hlnnders, and oven of the oflieers of the i clan in New York City for eight years, possessed by an Individual recently ar- A VALUABLE medical treatise . garrison, that on the arrival of news in passing through Pittsburgh on hei- rived in our city, tells tliis story: The editlou tor 1888 ot the sterling Medical papers from England, the first question wav to tlie East after her vacation in Annual known as HooUtUr’s Almanac, la now a->ked was, “What news of Bonaparte?" her Western home, remained over a fe« GEORGE R. LAWRE 'CE, ready, and ntay be obtained, tree ot cost, ot ORIGIN «L T«AUV PKIVTUR, 'ihe great prisoner was known simply hours and chatted pleasantly with druggists and general country dealers tn ah United states. rare* ot tlie t'nlied 8 alee. Mexico, and Indeed as "General Bonaparte," and by no some lady friends concerning women TIN AND MECHANICAL 10B in every civilized portion of the Western liem- in the medical profession. “ In the other title. A code of signals was iaphere. This Almanac bus been ireued regu- AM» HOl.I.Elt Niai The gentleman whose alxxle cover, 1 rly at the couiiuencemeut ot every year tor written out in a small book, by which Middle States." said she, “the female over one-tilth ot a century. It combine«, with ASSORTED CASES OF Ton Sir Hudson Lowe, his jailer, was kept physician has made but small head such a wide extent of territory is now tho sounii- .t praoilral advice t«r the preeerv .- l’ut up for country trad, ' informed of every movement ot his im way; she is looked upon with suspicion, in the winter of life, being alx>ut lion and restoration of health, a large amount •3 MIO «13 ■««' of Lnterealing and amusing light reading, aud and iu many cases as some wild ani seventy-five years of age. He is verj perial prisoner. When he took his tlie catnuder. ustiouoiui al i-alculailona, chro Send for Catalogue No 6, intelligent, pleasing in oonversntion, nologic«) Items, etc. are prepare«! with great daily ride within the prescribed bound mal to be severely let alone. «■are. and will ba found entirety accurate. Tile 103 A 167 mrcoiMl m .. I'orllahd "In the East and in the extreme West and on the whole a most agreeable per issue of Hoste ler's Almai ac for 1888 will prob ary, the men, working tho wooden tele Bit tNCU >T<>REM; Riverside Ar., Spokuno Fads.W T. 'J4 StaUit graphs ou tho hills, sunt such messages it Is different In the West the female sonage to meeL He was born in Sara ably be ihe largest edition ut a medical work Ticervi Is treat intensity of ths phy>-rc«l ever published in any country. The proprie doctor, like the female farmer, is grow toga, N. Y., and at ten years of age he as these: condition gonielimes, and tlicro are tu is tor". Messrs 11 stettar Sc Co.. Pittsburgh, Pa., on receipt of acre cent stamp, will lorward which we cannot go b‘'l"ni1' I'1. 11,1 ,’:1* “General Bonaparte has left Long ing up with tlie country, and if she went to Alliion in the same S.ate. Moncim a copy by mall lo any persou who cannot pro tion further of facts which settle the ]«nnt.r “My schoolmasters," said Lawrence cure one in bis neighborhood. wood." “General Bonaparte has passed proves herself a woman of sense ami of a prompt hnd permanent cun’, the tol DYSPENSARY, understanding site is consulted in cases to a reporter, "included Judge Noah lowing ca«. s are cued: In lsdl Mrs. Maty the guards.” "General Bonaparte is pohtlasd . Nine of tli3 bandits c^ntured by the K. Hheed Mitlired terribly well chronic at Hutt's Gate." “General Bonaparte of illness, ami her advice received with Davis, of New York City; Wilson K. military have btea exdflhted at Mata neuralgia. She writes from 11 IU Maryland Youug, is missing." The last message was rospeot and followed with obedience. McAllister, Sidney Smith, of Chicago; moras, Mexico. old. aiugle orman Avenue, Wa-liington, D. <’• in tie- lust in- tu .operi r «reUeare "“'JV b Xi «S and all who iufi« stance sho states: “I suffered terribly with more telegraphed because ihe General had In tlie East, wliilo not oxactly on the tlie late Ju Ige Sanford E. Church, of than b <iua ter <t i-aeilhy the head‘»(the LOST MANt neuralgia in the face; v»ry severo nttiu’K I'I,ll„1Ht.le«irerer..i.e .t H ‘„J m 7‘urè«“ .n i Mesi THE YCUIH’S COMPANION turned, in tho course’ of his fide, an same plana with tlie male practitioner, New York City, formerly Lieutenant- Nervous DebiUu extending to back an«I t»h< Hilders; suLereti torrhea, Beiuhju angle of a hill, and wax hidden for a yet her skill is freely ackno>v lodged Governor of New York; tlie late Ben baa rec nt'y been increased in »ize. mak intensdv. Tried St. Jacobs Oil; lud parts Sexual i>)csy ory. Weak Ki and her services constantly called into Field, and others who made their mark ing i by fur the cheapest Illu «rated Fam well rubbed at night; in die morning all few minutes from the observer. Energy, »1^ ily Weekly published. That it is highly ruin gone, nmgically.” Juno 10, 1887, sne rRIOK BAK1NU POWUEB CO, Skin Diflesaeq An English ensign, now General reqiuition. There are .1 great number in the world." appreciated is shown by the fact that it writes from 224 Eleventh Street, S. W., as MV mt cm...... •• " 1 Eruptlonfl, of lady physicians in and about Now “ in 1830 I became apprentice.! to Ward, was stimulated i>y curiosity to has won it» way into dlO.t 00 families. Tl e follows: ••Four years ago 1 sent youav»“’ Bone Paiua, g Sore Throat Uh see the exile, to such a degree that one York City. We have our shingles out. Timothy C. Strong, editor of tho Or publishers ioaue a new Announcement untnrv certificate wetting forth the tact (hat fecte of Mercury I had ’ been a great sufferer with neuralgia ui andCa'enda*, showing incro-aed attrac aud Bladder Tr’ai night he risked his commission for the ami we make, take it all in all, a nice leans American, Orleans, N. Y. I be tions for th* new year. If. $".75 i« sent rnv face, neck and shoulders. I obtained a Weak Bae c, Hurulug U rine. Gonorrhea, Gleet chance of a glimpse at tho mysterious round sum of moimy each yenr. Ono came, in time, a journeyman printer. now, it will pay for T he C ompanion P i bottle of St. Jacobs Oil, and after three ap ire -prompt relief and oure for life. Holla Hexea C’ouNBit Lou (Idea captive, through the Ixmgwood win thing wc do dislike, though, and that About 1810 we had a chance to distin January, Irbit. a'd yo i will receive ihe plications 1 was entirely relieved troni all nwirinw__v»Q Jb iqj Double Thanksgiving and itaiUfimd from that time to the present I dow«. Every night, at sunset, a conlon is to oollect our bills. But., looking at guish tntrsolves in politics. I had no admirable nave never had a return. The encct was Christmas Numliers, and other weekly is Tli© ill YEllB’ GUWl of sentries was drawn around tile in n philosophical light, the principal voice for making speeches, and so went sues to January 1st, free. miraculous.” Again, Feb. 0, 1887, Mr. R. issued Sept, and G. Troll, St. Lou!*, M o ., writ«»: “In March. Longwood grounds. The venturesome reason for disliking to collect bills is about singing ‘Old Tip and Tyler too’ eneli year, 31!i 1881, I suffered terribly with neuralgia; had ihe f«-ar of losing patients. No pun in incbss,wttlH into oilice. I worked on a paper in ensign crept, under cover of trees, be G n. John G. I’arke is superintendent suffered nearly ihree years. Applied. St. 3»&OO illustration, tween two sentinels, up to a lighted tended," laughed tho lady, “or fun Rochester till 1816, marrying in the of We t Foin’. Jacobs Oil at 8.15 A. M.; at 8.40 took the whole Picture G rag oft’; at 9 A. M. went lo work. In less window of tlio house. The curtains either. We s« ud out bills with fear meantime. Later, with D. R. Locke, G1VRS Wholesak than live minutes utter that the pain was IF YOUR LUNG1 ARE DESTROYED wore not drawn, but tho blind was and trembling, not knowing whether ‘Nasby,’ I went to Hudson, O., to work direct tn ettnsumrrs on all gone. The one application cured me. Have do not expect that Dr. Fie ce ’ s “ Golden personal or family use. Tell* how they will work our destruction or other in a large publishing house." lowered. Fortunately for the youth, M dical Disc-viry” will make new ones not had return of it since.” Mr. E. W. order, and gives exact cost of n. "You bad then begun your tramp for you. 1« can do much, but not iinpos- Snamrlcr, York, Pa., June 17, 1887, writes: two or titre« inches of space remained wise. As a class we are conservative; HALL'S PULMONARY thing you use, eat, drink, wear, “Years ago had neuralgia; am not subject to a bilities. If, however, you l ave not yet it open Itetwecn tlie blind and the win in fact, wo are forced to bo. In cases life?" have fhn with. These INVALUA The cure by tho use of St. Jacobs balsam the last stages of consumption, Oil now. BOOKS contain information g "Yes, and I have kept it up about reached was permanent. There has been no re dow frame. The ensign knelt and of kill or cure none but tlio very bravest A superior remedy for CougliH, Col<l«. there Is bore for you. Hut do not delay, currence of the painful affliction.” Chas. from the markets of the world, Incipient Consumption, and. ail saw some ono walking up anil down dare to undertake, because of tho kill. ever since. At Buffalo I secured a sit lest you cross the fatal in- where help is will mail a copy PRUE to any W. ttfiw. Jr., Pottstown, Pa., April 19, 1887, Throat and Lung Trouble«. tlie lighted apartment. He con Id see A man rarely hesitates on account of on tho Rrn’Mic. I went to Washington impossible. The Dis overy has arrested writer: “Was troubled for years with neu dress upon receipt of 10 cts. to Sold by a!l Druggists for 50 Confs, the agvravatin: rough of thou-auds of expense of mailing. Let ns heai in Filmoio's administration. I knew ralgia in neck and head. Tried St. Jacobs of tite exile only a pair of tliin shoes tlie kill, but to us it ever remains. consump ive», cured their ldght-sweatB Oil: had tried dilierent kinds of remedies you. Respectftally, "How do wo got into practice? Well, him intimately. I read liis proofs in tlie and hectic fevers, and lestored them to with diamond buckles, two well bound without effect. One bottle of the former did the MONTGOMERY WARD4C legs encased in «ilk stockings, and the our connection with a college bring« Republic office. It was dull in Wash health and happiness. bubineBS.' No return of pain and aches.” In «2T A Wnbaali Aweoue. Cidea««. almost every instance the reports arc the same. edge of a coat lined witli white silk. practice to us. By tho tjuio we arc ington, so I went to Richmond. I didn't The pea’ ut harvest of Virginia is esti- Ou a sofa, s t placed as to afford the graduated we have a pro£*y fair start, like the place, and got out of it as soon mated at ',W9 KO bushels. Wakele -’s Squirr 1 and Gopher Ex term! BUSIN “peeping Tom" a full view ol its oc and all that remainsis for us to rout an as I could. I went to Petersburg next, nator Try i'. and pro~e the best is the office and put out our sign. , COLLECE, and later I found ntyself in Tanver’s cupant. was Madatuo B«rtrand, with cheapest. Wakelee & Co., S«n Fr^ncis o. IF SUFFERERS FB0M CONIUMP1105, her boy leaning ou her knot. Tlie "The medical colleges arc more strict Creek, seven miles fiom Norfolk. The.t .Scrofula, Bronchi! is. and General Debility, will 1’4 Post St., 8, J, Yos, we knew there are many differing with try Nrott'M KmulMaon of Cod Liver Oil with Emperor was speaking slowly ami dis with lady students than with the gentle I went to Portsmouth, Va. Here I ha<l Hypophosphites, .hey will find immediate rc- Penmanship, atarr Heart Direase similar to your», and read st sudden Shorthand, Type-writing. and Tclegiaphy all for $75. tinctly, mid some one was writing al men. In tlio first place a good high a cash capital of ten cents. I >‘ttn a lief-aud purminate benefit. The Medical Pro- lee-ion universally declare it a letntdy of the deaths almost every day from this alarming com- his dictation. The curious ensign re school examination is required of ladies daily paper iu tho town and made it greatest value anti very palatable. Read: “J plaint. Wo know of only one remedy that is sure to have u cd Scott’s Fmuldon in several cases oi turned to the gitard-liouse well repaid, liefore they are admitted. This tin- p«r- Scrofula and Debilit/ in children. Results give relief. It is the old-established and well-known Il is wonderful as h» thought, for his risk, for he bad gentlemen, except in raro instances, Not many weeks later Commodore most g' ut»D ing. Aly lit-1 le patients take it with Lt^nX» In» BANCROFT BUILDING. pleasure.”— W. A. H ujl BKKT, M. 1»., .Salisbury, h ow q u i ckl.u E If a favorite, DR. ROOElfS HEART TONIC, universally heard Napoleon Bonap u*te speak. may omit. A not Imr tiling, when a lady Perry was lilting out for his Japan ex Iu. Ct earn Bahn has St., San Francisco, I popular East and West. Others have imitated tho 723 Market Tito l ist occasion on which Napoleon decides to study medicine as a profes pedition. Lawrence knew of it, and helped and cured hayfever l for circular. IN tOLID HfiRE. A- VANDER NAILLIN, nie Ear a wee leaf «■■is out of doors, the ensign spied him sion she goes to college to studv and to he wanted to join tlie tleof. name and attempted to imitate the remedy, but McMinnville Teh phene, Oct. 25. ‘87. a time I could, not thro >gli a military teb-scopo. It was a work, while it is fr.-qiientiy tho case “I sold my interest in the paper,'' havo never produced anything of merit. If yon ap’ This office is in receipt daily ot adver- see. 1 suf cred bright morning, and the sergeant ol with malo students that they aro sent says Lawrence, “.and soon I shipped on tis nients of p’easee. We want the pub from acute in- ply to your druggist for a Heart Remedy, ho auro he the guard ut, Longwood Gate said to to such departments by cntliusiasti- tho Powhattan. 1 was put on duty by lic t > know that tliis off! e has an ‘ Old flammali tn in my gives you Dr. Rogers', and no other. Tito uniform We broko a shaft, Reliable.” tlie manufacture ot Pa mer Sc nose and hcad,- tho ensign: "Getier.il Bonaparte is iu parents to bo made doctors, and. in Captain Abbott. price is St per bottle all over tho country. The trade Hey. ’J h’s rre«s cannot ba In-at for sim Mrs. Georgie S. the garden, sir.” Tite ensign seized n consequonce, either play or study t<- came back to port, and when the fleet plicity, dur.liibtv and strength of c< n- •I udsontHartford «py-glass, threw open the guard room suit themselves. Envious of each otluff ? sailed I was laid up with typhoid fever. strucLion. It is a very ca-y running press, Conn. EVER supplied by wholesale druggists or tho undersigned, window, and surveyed Napoleon ns lie Not generally speaking. Of course ii I asked for a discharge, got it, and so mu It so that a hoy in tliis office, 15 A particle is applied into each nostril and is agreeaMe. dealers In Groceries, Provisions, Patent Metiicint'S < ears old. kicked ff 5 7 im tessionsin 15 Price «50 c's «t druggist«: by mail, register.*«!, 60 eta. and Family Supplies of all kinds. Send for full list stood talking to General B rtrind. is not pleasant to see an old pation1 ,quietly went home to my family willt minutes. It lias bee.u in constant use for ELY ERi'THEI’S 135Greenwich St. New York. Something ou the ground attracted his call another lady physician, particu full three years’ pay. ' m ... - rv 1 >« n f I (tree) toSMITIl'H CASH HTOKE, 115 and o er two years and lias never been re One Agent i'Murehnnt <'i’lv' IIUMORV Clîfcl.S AÏÏ.I 117 Clay Streot, San Francisco, Cal. notice, and ho stooped to oxmnine it. larly if ono has cured at other times, "The Kansas-Nebraska bill was tho paired in tlie least, and from he loots ot Sudileiily the music of tho bmd of the and not deserved the slight Some ol topic about this time, and Free State it we s onld sav that it will still be in tlie ring ten years from the i resent. In our “ Fever sores,” Scaly regiment was heard, aud lie moved the foin.'tlo physicians in New York mon wore wanted in Kansas. I started opinion the ‘Old Peli ble” is as good a Skin, in short, all diseases ciuised bj away to catch a glimpse of an inspec make hosts of friends in a professional for Leavenworth, but 1 soon got out of press as there is in the mark t. blood arc con<picrcd by this powerful, OFFER NO. 170. fving, and invigorating medicine. << Yours truly, When * »ay cure I do not mean merely to atop them way. Some of them, after leaving tin cash and had to do subbing at printing tion. FREE! — To M erchants O nly : A Fating Vicer« rapidly heal under its a time and then have them return again. I mean » II. 1-. II batii . three-foot, French > lass, oval front Show for radical cure. I hare made the dise/we <>i FITS, EPIL Especially has it manifi Tho severe restrictions were main city and settling hundreds of mile otlices from place to place as I pro EPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a life-long etudy. 1 Case. Addre-sato ce, R . T ansill & its potency in curia The earnings of the great racehorse, Co . 55 State Street, ('hieago. tained as precautionary measures. Na away, are called to New York by some ceeded. I remained in Kansas ’till warrant, my remedy to cure the worst caw*«. Because lloils, Carbuncles, others have failed is no reason for not now receiving a iilous Sores and Swellings, III poleon ha«! once before escaped from favorite child of fortune, who imagines starvation time, when I went to Piko's Iiai over, atnou ted to rearly J'iu.OjO dur cure. Send at once for a treatise and a Free Bottle ing tlie past reason. joint Disease, White Swcllin of my infallible remedy. Give Express and Post Office. un island, anti tho British Government t lint noother physician can fill the place Peak. Six months later found me in 11. <J. ROOT, JI, C.. 183 Pearl St. New Y ork. Goitre, or Thick Neck, and Tula Glands. Send ton cents in stamps tor did not wish Europe to lie again dis of the absent one. All expenses are Portland. Orc. Wo were searching for Io*** the door gently. largo treatise, with colored lutes, on 8 And bridle tlie br ath; turbed by tlie sudden appearance oi paid, ofoourso, and a goodly sized cheek gold. Next. I found myself in ’Frisco. Diseases, or tho same niuouii I’ve ohe of my headaches — on Scrofulous Affections. tbo Emperor ou (lie continent. Napo pays for time and trouble. Lady phy Then I crossed the Isthmus and came Job Iuot. I ni tick unto death.” “ THE H Description and " " B fl m leon's remains now rest in Paris, under sicians, t<«>, are selected more frequent home to Rochester.” rpHE FOLLOWING 0DD3 AND ENDS I “Take ‘Pit gitlve Pellets,’ | M Map of FLORIDA 8OVTH- A 3 Uolden medical Discovery,and g 1 desire to c'ose out to make room for new the gilded domo of tho Invalides. ly to travel with wealthy families. While ■ ERX It It LANDS. Four million acres, They’re pit asant > nd sure; "Were you glad to get home?" ligestion, a fair skin, buoyant & s Order quick and get a bargain : suitable for Oranges, Lemons, Olives, Pineapples, I’ve ? om«* in my pocket While this mausoleum was being pre this is considered by somo ns a bad its, and vital strength, will becstabl “Yes, but still tho spirit of unrest Bananas, Strawberries and eariy v< getables. For 3 No. .5) Montana Ballard Rifles 45 100 I’ll warraiit'to iU'e.” pared for the E np -r >r's ashes, a’ party thing for practice, yet it generally give- soon showed itself and I dotermined to sale on long credit. $1.25 to $8.00 per aero. cal., double trigger, octagun barrel, 12 Fierce’s “PL asant Purgative Pel- Dr._____ toMlbe . $i8on Address M. SOLOMON. Gen. N. W. Ag’fc, was walking one morning through the <t physician prestige, him I it is always a go to Chicago. I worked for Joe lets'' are both preventive »nd curative. »3$ Ho. < InrKM., Clilcago, Illi. which Is Scrofula of tbo lelilí 3 No. 1| Sporting B h lb rd, round barril. work-rooms. Inspecting tlie sculpture dear case of financial gain. Medill, now of tho Chicago Tribune. 40-6.3 cal., .30 inch, 9 lbs . 12 00 Tiso’s Remedy for Catarrh is the fore the last stages of the di; ease are n intended to adorn Ihe vault. Ono of the William Myers murdered his wife and 3 Sharp’s Rifle “Old Reliable,” 4>100caI., “Ono lady physician of my acquaint I went to Rock Island, then to St. Paul Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. From its marvelous power over this tci octagon, double trigger, 14 to 18 11)« ,. 22 .50 party was the brilliant C mot D'Orsay, ance in Now York is the admiration of which was hardly more titan a little ntteinpled to kill his sou and daught r al fatal disease, when first offering this Chicago. .» Springfield Army Rifles, 45-70 cal .......... 8 00 end another was the director of the ihe in.'ilo as well as female members ot villago then. A party of its bought a thought seriously of calling it his “C Write for further particulars. CONbUMFTION bURhLY CURED. work, who struck the granite block tlv.i medical profession; she puts through small flatboat and wo wore soon on Hiiniptlon Cure,” but abandonee I name as too limited for a medicine wli 1 Sold by drnggists or sent by mail. H. T. HUDSON, which was to oiiea«« the remain-, willt ;<> end of work, nnd is a thorough busi tlie way down the river for New Or To the Editor 1 50c. E. T. Hazeltino, Warren, Pa. fiom its wonderful combination of tt iiio, 93 First street, ____ Pr rtland. Q-egsn. Please inform your readers that I have a pos a hammer, to exhibit its solidity. A ness woman along with all else. She leans. On tho way I ‘slicked’ typo itive Jtrongthening. alterative, or blood-i lenii remedy tor the above named disease. By inti-bilious, pectoral, and nutritive pro| spark followed tlie blow. holds clinics at tlio morgue, delivers in Dubuque, Davenport, Bloomington, its timely use thousands of hop K ps castts have QCl E.DI AVINC MUSICAL ties, is unequaled, not only ns a i b» cn permanently cun d. I shall be glad to "Soo,” said tho Count, "Franco may l<«‘turcs to students, attends to a large Quincy, St. Louis, Vicksburg and other send two bottles of my remedy fkkk to any of OkLr rLHI INSTRUMENT. consumption, but for all Chronic eases of the your reader* who have consumption if they will Plays Clasaical, Sac’’*’«!. Dance and all pomilnr music vet light a torch at the tomb of lu-i pi'itolice, dictates articles for the med places. ■correctly. I rice >15 to $275. W ite KOU1.EK <t send me their Express > nd P. 0. address. Emperor!" CHASE, San Craacisco, f «r ca a'.ogue. ical journals, nnd has found her wai Respectfully. AND CHILDREN. J(jJ0 g. gteVeilS & Co., "Secession was talked of in Now l'lm remark wa< prophetic. “France’s lately into tlio pockets of a number of Orlon ns and life became a hurdon to T. A. SLOCUM. AL C., 181 Pearl St.. New York If jr/1 feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, to To SS a Day. Sa«i|>|es wntUi $1.80, KIIKII Washington, Cleveland, Detroit, Chicago. cry: "On to the Rhine!" which heralded wealthy New York people, so that a new tho Northerners. Lii«» 11« u»J«r the horse'- tee*. Write nuts, It became hot for on fauv or body, frequent heudnclie or »rr»'» Sarinvltsis IIoLnrul .Holly.Mich THE LFADIKO JLWILER QfA ra"e* of Kertal IHneaMe. Piltra. llm war with Germany, was inspired by hospital will shortly bceroeted with the Yankees, and sixty of us banded to ness. bad taste in mouth, internal hca« OUv FiMMurea. Fistula» and Rertul IRON TONIC HITTERS l IcerN treated MueceMurully, without chills, alternating with hot flushes, low s Napoleon's Idea that tho Rhino is tlie funds she has secured. She interests gether to come North by the river. Is Feldhelmer, of Portland. He keeps the ALLEN'S The great Tonic. Blood Purifier, Appr-liiier anti Irfvei and gloomy forebodings, irregular ni’pd finest line of holiday g’ods. See his ad [nTigorator. u«e of knife, w ithin pawl two j eai'N. natural boundary of France. — Youth's everybody in her work, and Is certainly Wo had but little in the way of funds. verlifsement Geuuiue made by J. P. Alleu.SL Paul. Mian and coated tongue, you arc suffering 1 In this paper. VitaitK we ver al Interior towns. Mend Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and Tor Companion. ono of the successful female physicians Most of us wore armed either willt rilles for circulars. J. B. »Ilkingtou. li. 1». Liver« or “ISiliousnrAN Wo.« lkcknm'i« building. Portland.Or ■tronchiti«. — For hoarseness and cases only part of these symptoms are c An Eccentric Colored Man. of New York. or revolvers, With tlm aid of the rifles sore throat, ‘ Brown’s Bronchial Troches" rienecd. As a remedy for all such ... A Household Hint. I>r. Pierce’s Golden Medical D "Everexpect to marry?" echoed the we wore able to reach Cai'o, where 1 are a speri tic. A man of romicul ch.Ti'aeti'r’s'ics is covery is unsurpassed. "Mrs. Molly Biginnn, n nctvly-mnr- bi iglit little lady. “Why," and the blue worked for a printer long enough to Lungs, ^pittlnq Owen Davis, tlie colored janitor nnd 3 months' treatment for fiOc. Pino’s Blood, Shortness o r Brcnth, Hro rled Indy, tines not know ntty thing eyes twinkled with merriment, "what get nto»ey to go home once more to Remedy for Catarrh. Sold by druggists. sp -cinl imlicmnan of tho Minnesota •bout house-keeping, but tdm is aux man in his right mind would ever marry my dear litile w ife. kindred affections, It is nn efficient capitol. In early life ho hood “de cot- Sor.n nv H iil - goistr , nt $1.00, or ious to have her husband belietc that a woman doctor?"— Pittsburgh Com- Gon. John I’ope was rt tired last year as ton and de cane," later served three "At Cleveland I enlisted in the BOTTI.EH for $5.do. there is nothing in the Imusc-kceping mcrcial Garetlr, Son<l ten ronts In stuinns for Dr. Pl Second Ohio regiment. Wo went to major-genera'. yonrs in th i Union army, and then cn- bonk on Consnmpfion. ao . ii '«» lino that .site does not know. 11<> hap- Washington, and soon after tho Bull World’s »l«|>cnsarr lU< <ll<nt A Thousands of cures follow the use of Dr listed as a roustabout on a Mississippi Flat Chest, in Society. peiietl to l>e in the room when the cook elation, 663 Main btreot, Bt ffalo , N.I Sage's Catarrh Remedy. 50 tents. Bun fight wore discharged. I went «team boat. It was on tho river where came and »aid: bo received his education, and. among Every woman will of course deny home. Late in December. 1861, I en TI ree persons w*r« ki'led by a collision ••Will you plonse gib nioont de coffee? that she lacc*. A very eminent oilier sciences, the art of nose-smnsh- .. ............ lady listed again as a New Yolk Stato vol- on tlie Mexican Central Railroad. Do water is boon u-bilin' dis la»’ half nntoer. and went to Key West, Fla. ing was not neglocled. Hi» interpreta .specialist of New York said, however, is offered by tho propr hour." T ri G brmkà for breakfast. tion of the moral law prohibits even a few weeks since that jou could not Then «vo were sent to Pensacola. De of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh lie ••I.ct tho water boll. Matilda," re lay the weight of your finger on an ex- cember 21. 1862, General Butler sent for a ease of catarrh wt tho appearanco of fighting, or boxing, Canielllne improve« «nd preserve« the c< mplexion. £jF they cannot cure. plied Mrs. Bigman, calmly; “the longei |M>s««l vein without limiting its natural us to Baton Rouge. In the spring we unless it is neoossary. H:s siipersti- have a discharge from it boils tho stronger it will bo."— Har flow of blood. She also said that she 'o<>k part in passing the gunboats at nose, offensive or otherwise, partial less lions nro his pets, and I do not believe smell, taste, or hearing, voak eyes, dull per's Maya sine. he would thank a person to convince Cuticura had not had a female patient for many Port Hudson. Wo wen’ up the R d or nrewuiro in head, yon have Catarrh. 1 sands of enw-s terminate in consumption. river under B tnks. and in a few months him that they are a myth. When he months who had drawn a full breath- a P ositive C ure Interc.ting Legal Decision. Dr. Sago’s C atarrh R emedy cures the wont hunts in tho basement for a cat or a SELBY 8MELTINQ AND LEAD CO., cases of Catarrh, “Col<l In the Head,” one which expanded her lungs to their we went home on a furlough. I re for ?V?ry forrn of and Catarrhal nleadachc 50 cents. mained in tho service till July 4. 1865." rat he spits three times to insure him- The general rule is that when a me full capacity—for a year. The doctors 3an Francisco. SKin and Blood self against attack, and ho believe.« chanic laboring for nn employer in the and druggist« could, if they chose, tell "Did you go to printing ag tin?" DR. W. H. BETTS nothing more sincerely than that tin eonatruction of a machine invent« a a story concerning American women ■ Yes, I havo been a printer always. ghost of tho littlo boy who was killed ioCiols valuablo improvement, tint invention is which would to the intelligent ear be I nlwnys expect to bo. Since then I English Specialist & Physician, —from — tho construction of the capital the property of tho inventor, and not ol startling. They sav that a perfectly have been in Europe, Asin, on the well 2&i Kearny St.» San Francisco P imples to S crofula during the employer, it may bo that when nit sound girl of twenty is uncommon in coast of Africa, the West India islands, haunts the domo overy night. He i »h SHOTGUN ^CARTRIDGES / PURER WHEN OTIIER8 FAIL, NO MAITH KIN TORTURKS OF A LIFETIME IN claims to hear a racket up ther» overv employer hire« n man of «up;toso«l in society. The female aristocracy in one and a< far west as Kansas City in this w what doctors havo seen you. Write tovf stantly relieved by a warm bath with CVTI see him before airing up hope. State “ loci ventive mind to inveiitfor the ontployei section of tho land have decreed flat country, setting type or doing some CURA soap , a real 8km Beautitier, and a singh time he goes near the bnilding nt BUELL LAMBERSON, Gen l Agent. <mse, and write for circu’«r a d list of ou* of C uticura . the great Skin Cure night, and nothing earthly conld in _____7 "«ark Mt. Portland. Or. nn improvement in a given m.-tultiuo, chests to lie the proper thing, bccau-e kind of printing to earn food, clothos tippliraiion tions. Nervous D bility, B-minal I xnisp . ,.. F This repeated daily, with two orthree doses ol Scrofula, Erysipelas Pimple* under a special contraeL that tho em many of them, through relaxed muscles and a dollar to take me fifty miles east C uticura R ksolvkn r. the New Blood Ihirifler duce him to climb th« stairs after dark. The Oregon National Bank, lio n ;P*‘ J^c?rs» ffheumatiBm, Catarrh,8 phi- keep the blood cool, the perspiration pun Hi 1« a devoted member of the colored ployer shall own tho invention when and diminished stiength, were poverty- or west, north or south. From Kansas to im. Pains in the Head and Bonos, Gonorrhea. and unirritating, the bowelsopen, tlie liver an« OF PORTI. A NI». KHjney Trouble- Weak Bark, Want of Baptist Church of this city, and is. made; the invention, if so made, would stricken in curving lines of beauty. City I footed it to Erie, Pa. I have se kidneys active, will «peedily cure. in . lale or Female —all safely, permanently Kcsenia. tetter, tingwo m. psoriasis, lichen in equity becomo tho property of the They had a fine working majority with cured something to do out of town, and pruritus.seali head.dandruff, and every specie» figuratively, tho foundation.’walls and privately cured. of torturing, dbflgurintr. itching.scaly ana pirn roof of that society. —St Taul Pioneer employer.— J^H'l .Vauajacluring Com which to pass the fashionable law. hope to see you again."— Bosl.m Glo’-e. ply diseases of the skin and scaln. with lose o! Till KELT er r.ec-'flenw" Press. pany vs. Du«, Supreme Court of Illinois Those flat chests were simply the hair, when phyakians^ud all known remedies imide expressly fur tbe eart* fail. derangement of the gener«firt natural result of a generation or so of — Yellow done Park showsits enter orient. The e-'itinncus t'r»«* Soldoverywhere. Price,CUTicrRA..50c.; Soar —Tfi-rc are two things which a man _____ —The London Road C.tr Company, dressing ami living on Ihe fashionable » r SHERMAN < LhT.Í * T II.KCTRk ITÍ r R k « olvknt . $1. Prepared by the I* ottil * prise by bursting out in a new place 25c.; through Iho puri« wtrt rwt”< to their credit, stand out against ths is bound to take on faith—his wife’s D rug and C h km ic a l C o .. B orton . M ass liiem lo h-'ahhr nctiiin. American plan.—-V. ZVmcA with a geyser which outaquirta all the jMTSend for “How to Cure Skin Diseases.’ sure cure D iscovered for ccnfoendtLiawfth I.** practice of running cars on Sunday, al private opinion of him and what san- advextlBod to eure •' PIMI’l-F bla< kl t’Ht'.s, <hajn <t and o \ • k • old one*. henì to toe. Iti* for the though they believe tlioir dividend •age.« ars made oL —Happy the man whose hoary years I 1 IH prevented by C vticvra abdicated S<»ap — Twenty-eight unmarried women eould bo increased one per ceul, by the love of childhood leavens. Ca,lrrtl Remedy K~Ä —A cit!z«n of Cincinnati thought formation, «¿¿re«» c >•****"* adopting it tHe l e i Co . 10S W m MM* —The talent of success is nothing reside in Garfield County Col., also thni be had a sure fortune in a kitten i.nct (ae dieoorerf of thtu / I Street. Chicago. 1A a thonsand unmarried men. All the —At Mr. Moody'» two schools in more than doing what yon can do well which had fire he«ds, five tails, ten ite»» n? nWX 4 '.=1 poftriANO *• P. N. IT. No. }'8 -« V s. 11. No Í-A Northfield ovor live hundred young -vithout • thought of fame. — Longfel- men can't got a wife frpm among the fore legs, and five hind legs. He also MFCON twenty-eight, and it probably puziles men and women arc now living educat- ow. though! that it ought to bare about In aueera«fnl operation cnee tSM, patrontred from the women to maka a choice among •d lo become missionaries, teachers forty-fire lire« «nd was good for manv all Mtn,ms of the Noeihwe»«, endorsed by —"I aee them on their winding WATCHES OF All AMERICA MÍ buneeaa men and leading eduvalora. •nd workers in other branebu* of way." said the jeweler, as three pur- tho thousaud. years, but after a brief career of fifteen THE HOST PERFECTLY FQTtrrED SCHOOL Christian effort —The Galveston .Vhvs Is authority of its daas on the Coast, it eAn prtVsta or tl« days the little monstrosity died, the -e- •ha«ers of Waterburr watches tiled out for the statement that in IMO there in-trwth n.d.y **d evening throughout the yes. in sn t of too much handling hr th« en- —Higher education hss made great >f his store.— Fireman's SlanAanL . Writing, Correspondence. Book keepo-g rious. •dvanoemont in Groeco during recent —A well entertained imagination Is wore only about 500 miles of railway in Ariihm.de Banking,Shorthand..Typewriting. Business and Le<al years. Tho lyccum for girls bn, a staff not always the Intangible thing it would Mexico, while by the close of the pres Forms and alt Common School Branches Hkaient, -One of the queerest hets In nat- el a<l ages and both sears admitted -« any time ef seventy-six teachers and 1,600 pupils. seem to be. There are times, indeed, ent year there will be over 3.600, with Caulso Iren. Annsm.t-g and 1« earn, Propriei. -- R?r j * j 7 w’ b*en '”^red bv Illiteracy in tho kingilom is rare, even when I prefer it to a well fed stomach a capital of about (120.000.000invested. Kor. J J. Lafferty, „f Richmond, who In the out-of-the-way hili countries. —We pass for what we are. and we Of the total mileage 2,700 are owned <<res it to th. world in hi, religious —A little girl in a Boston school who prosper or fail by what we are. There and operated by Americans. An idea h«wrrio"* ’k"”' "whfn ‘ iras asked to detine the word “rrdresa" are men who may dare much and will of the value of railway construction to «TFINWAY a bach .Mexico may be obtained when it is Ol Linnn I, O«bt«*. Ko«n>.h Dtanow Bur promptly replied that it meant a female be justified in their daring. But it is g nea fly. but the hawk, sitting on the Csaatry Orders Nvlirltr«! ,h* rcaslcr. And • dttlo girl in an English because they know they are in their stated that the revenues of the countrr let Organa band taatrumnnta. Largwt «o k back of the f.a], n,„ k!, „4 ot 8h«w< Mu«c a.d Book*. Ran i, .upi>lt«l . gy'ia U. gulae«. U . al ‘ whvul rvcuiHly gave “gandre-*" as plaee. As long as I ana in my place I have Increase«! from 117 «M.0M iB 1«7V «••<!• Brat Knhjrrt !• !■•»*•«»* M. oK.vroa. to tM.MO.N0 la 13$ 5 his rirtiui te hU Reel i, th, Urwt T am safe lOtiuitM 9t " gaudea WATCHES REPAIRED and JEWELM manufactured CAN’T GOBEUINU TUEM. NAPOLEON IN EXILE. FEMALE PHYSICIANS. O FIFTY YEARS A TYPO. CREAM The Van O . OH I MY HEART ! C EEALL’S H o ou nun n u n u i 1 CURE FITS! CHEAP GUNS PI ORI--ANnQ 1 1 CONSUMPTION, ■ C ATAK R H F PENSIONS— Liver, Blood, and Lung 4’ $500 REWAR S JEWELRY goodi