HE TELEPHONE. THE TELEPHONE I lEMOCRATIC PUBLISHED FRIDAY VERY BATES OF ADVERTISING. MORNING. PUBLICATION OFFICE: Door North of cor er Third and E St. M c M innville , oil SUBSCRIPTION RATES: WEST SIDE TELEPHONE (IN ADVANCE.! year........ non tlis... je months >2 00 1 00 50 MCMINNVILLE, OREGON, NOVEMBER 4, 1887 VOL. II. STOVES! WOMAN AND HOME. TOILET HINTS, PARLOR SUGGES TIONS AND KITCHEN HELPS. S. A. MANNING The Use of Perfumes— Keep the Coffee CARRIES THE FITSTEST LIKE OF TOVES In the county, the new acorn . ese stoves, without doubt, are the best ve manufactured. One of these stoves will given to the new cash subscriber to the lephone who guesses nearest its weight. 1R nn Stove a-iven away. Pot Clean—Bring Up Children Ration ally—Hungry Women—Servants—Novel Heading. It is a pleasure to note that the indiscrimi nate use of perfumes among members of the fair sex is rapidly decreasing, and that the woman who employs triple extracts with which to sprinkle herself has become the ex ception rather than the rule. Like everything else, perfumes may be legitimate or not, ac cording to circumstances. Delicate odors, such as violet, heliotrope or orris root, are always permissible, just as patchouly and musk are to be shunned. In any event, per i COME AND SUBSCRIBE $1,50 A YEAR. fume in the shape oX sachet powder is to be preferred to liquid extracts, if we except one or two English preparations, notably one manufactured in Canterbury by a once ob scure chemist. The subtle, delightful scent was first used by the Princess of Wales, and 07 Washington St., Portland, aregon. later by Mrs. Langtry, until it finally be came the rage. The chemist meanwhile has made a fortune. A peculiar custom with fashionable women is to pour one or two drops of perfume into their ears. Nobody, nowadays, ever thinks of putting perfume on a handkerchief or rubbing it on one’s hands. Laces, underwear, ribbons, note paper and all small articles of Of all Grades and the Latest Eastern Styles------ dress are made fragrant by large sachet bags that are of a size corresponding to the bureau or drawing table drawers. These bags are com SAMPLES MAILED OTST -A.E’ZF’LIC.A.TIODT: posed of silk and lined with raw cotton, upon which the powder is spread. This, in additon to a very moderate use of faint, suggestive TÆ’TÆiisrisrviHLn! Tall Oaks From Little Acorns odor, such as the wood violet, for instance, is all in the way of perfume that is allowable Grow. by a really refined woman. Parisian dress makers have a way of sending perfumed With brains and skill and patient will. gowns to their customers. A strange feature Which shows them great painstakers! connected with this fashion is the fact that The Wagon that has pleased the world, the odor remains forever. A lady of this Was made by S tudebakers city having purchased a costume whose every The Country grew with rapid strides; C. H. FLEMING, Prop. fold breathed a most delicious perfume sent The West with teeming acres. an order to Paris for a sample of the scent Was in a Quandry what to do! kinds of fancy hair cutting done in employed. The dressmaker forwarded her Till relieved by S tudebakers . itest and neatest style a small bottle of ord nary looking sachet kinds of fancy hair dressing and hair So, with Iron and Wood and labor good, powder. Accompanying it was a bill to the . a specialty Special attention given Though they have many Imitators; If you want"tiie Wagon that’s best on eartli I amount of $40. The lady paid the money, but siuce then has generally inquired the price of Just buy of S tudebakers . Ladies’ and Childrens' Work things before ordering.—Kansas City Journal. Thejmoral is plain, which you may know’ Iso have for sale a very flne assort- Ana if you look, you may see also, of hair oils, hair tonics, cosmetics, etc That the largest Oaks from Acorns grow; Keep the Coffee Pot Clean. I have in connection with my parlor, Tho same as the S tudebakers . Noj; even milk pans require more scrupu the largest and flnest stock of lous care than the coffee pot. It may be rinsed after each time of using and yet be far from clean. There is an oily property Ever in tho city. about coffee which adheres in spite of rinsing ntRD S treet M o M innvilli , O bkoom out. You can see this for yourself by taking AMITY, OREGON. almost any coffee pot that Las been some tfrne in use (unless it has been very carefully kept) SAM LIKENS, Proprietor. and you will find clinging to it a sort of black grease (not brown); this will come off if you Blacksmithing and carriage ironing of rub a cloth round the inside. Now this de ----- AGENT FOR— posit, for some reason which I should like to every description. have explained, destroys the fragrance, color ANK BRO S. Implement Co. and flavor of coffee. If you see your coffee Horse Shoeing looks blackened instead of ruddy brown, you ----- AT----- wi.l know it will be flavorless, however And plow work a specially. itrong. ---- o---- To keep this black oil from the pot it must bo daily washed (not rinsed), scalded and Also manufacture the dried. Each piece of a French coffee pot ill be found a complete stock of jD^’Colebrated Oregon Iron Harrow, should be separately dried before it is put away. If packed together wet, the strainers ORD plows, including the Carbon- GIVE ME A CALL. 50tf will in timo give a metallic taste. Another ^teel plow, and SMITH’S Patent reuson for great care is that without it the ing Gang. These plows are some- strainers get clogged and the coffee will not new and useful and it costs M c M innville go through. If you find your coffee pot has been neg ng to try them. Also the new HA- lected put a piece of washing soda as large as Press Drill, call and look before t hickory nut into hot water; set the strainers ig elsewhere. I am also prepared in it; let them stand on the stove for hours; nish eastings and steam fixtures put the same in the coffee pot; then rub and brush both till the wire gauze is clear and all ort notice. sep23tf Cor Third and D streets, McMinnville the black removed; then run boiling water slowly through and dry it. Lot the care be THE OLD RELIABLE daily afterward. The grease will not form, nor will the gauze fill up, if a {tint or so of boiling water is poured through every morn Proprietors. ing, and it is dried before being put away. Cold water is w orse than useless, as it sets the oil. Sometimes the coffee pot is put away exactly as it leaves the table, with left over LOWAY &. GOUCHER, Props. coffee in it. This should never be. In drying the coffee pot, or warming it, be arehouse has been thoroughly rono- careful not to let it get too hot, or there will d and overhauled, and now accom be the flavor of burnt coffee to spoil the bev modations added. erage for that occasion.—Go.d Housekeeping. IU UU Schofield & Morgan, all and Ceiling Papers )NS0RIAL PARLOR, ing, Hair Cutting and- - - - - - - - Shampoing Parlors. CIGARS New Blacksmith Shop! J. SMITH, TH'S Machine Works tay Fnd and Sale Skiln, i STOUT ŒB! The Best Rigs in the City. Orders Promptly attended to Day or Night. st Cash Prices Paid for Grain. let Shipments to San Francisco, but standard Calcutta Sacks .kept I let on the most reasonable ternis. CITY STABLES, Third Street, between E and F McMinnville, Oregon. onest Weight. Fair Dealiug. OHAŒE 3 CEXTS. M. HOLL, Proprietor of the II idle Jewelry ta, Women Who Are Hungry. Henderson Bros. Props. First-class accommodations for Ccmmer- cial men and general travel. Transient stock well cared for. Everything new and in Flret-Class Order Patronage respectfully solicited ltf The leading ELRY ESTABLISHMENT, -OF- Mrs. H. P. Stuart, AMHILL COUNTY, Third Street. McMinnville Or. “WHEN” ou want any tiling in the line of b Printing Call at the office of the WEST ÖIDE TELEPHONE. We will guarantee you T WORK, LOWEST PRICES. Wt make a specialty ol Fins k and Card Printing. S, A. YOUNG, M. D. THE LEADER IN----- MILLINERY, Hair weaving and Stamping. Opposite Orange Store McMinnville. Or. D. M. Caldwell! e —Dealer in all kind« of— Flour and Feed —Goods sold at— The Lowest Cash Price —And — Thera are women who go nlx>ut their work neatly, even well <lfesse<l, who are hungry i every day They may not feel the nlisolute pang, of »tarvation, but they suffer from in anition. They eat4 enough to prevent the con- | (ciousness ot genuine hunger, but tbo qunn- | tity and quality of the food they take is in- i suffi'-ieut for tho needs of their system». I Health, moral, and ability are all endan gered through lack of proper food. A lunch consisting of a bowl of soup and a couple of thin »lice» of bread, a piece of pie and a cup ot tea, is not n sufficient midday meal for tiie woman who pa&ses ber working hour, in office or shop. The factory girl who carries her lunch from homo usually has but a meager repast. It is useless to go into detail in regard to the way the average working woman, either homeless or with a |>ooi- homo, lives. No matter in what jmition sho may be found, unless far more successful and better paid than the average, »lie is more frequently underfed than otherwise. Often she doe. not realize this fact herself. Ebe estimate, ber eating expense, at the least amount pos sible. Her «alary is not enough to provide ber with the food she requires and keep ber well clad. She may bo half or altogether hungry and the world lie none the wiser. If her clothing be shabby she flaunt, ber pov erty in its face. I Women have more pride in presenting an apjHaranceof prosperity than men. They know full well the counties« snubs aud slight, to which a woman who is poorly dressed is subjected. They can more easily deny the flrst demands of their systems than endure these slights. Hunger is t’..e List thing a woman will con few A woman who buy» a cup cf tea and a triangle of pie for lunch would not admit that »be cared for anything else. She mart bo rigorously economical in all way. to meet the demands of respectable ap pearance, but she exercise, greater frugality in her food than in any other direction.— Chicago Sews. _________ Bringing Up Children K.tlonnlly, It is as natural to a child to be happy, a. it is to a fish to swim. But for this they nee«l a certain amount of “let;ing alone." It is a Phyaioian A Surgeon. great mistake for parents to hamper their To *11 persons residing within city limit.. nixvn.Lt. ... Oaroox children with foolish rentrtetiona Wo pity the little B's, our next door neighbor's chil ce and residence on D street. All dren, from th. bottom of our heart. There promptly answered day or night. is a picket fence in front of the house, and they are scarcely allowed to go near it, lest Dealer in they should climb and hurt themselvea They cannot climb a tree for the some reason. Harness. Saddles, Etc, Etc, They n>.y not skate or swim, or bar. a gun. Tbo consequence of thto training is that PHOTOGRAPHER. Repairing .neatly done al reasonable tneir parent, bars made coward, of them ■ll with the exception ot littlo Bernie, who rate. _ Wright', new building. Corner Third U Che mart daring little mbehief that svsr wase.KaUaa^Md *• h- haraed «• ba and r.trerta, MeMiaavUl. *r. M.Miaavllle. Or«m Delivered Free! Kyle ‘Wright V« PRICE, Stain in Idas»’ Bnilding, deceitful and plaj’s ail her mad pranks well out of sight t?f her parents’ eyes. We cuugbt her the other day walking the railing of n trUge that crossed the track of a railroad u eandred feet below. The railing was not a foot w ide, and she triumphantly told us that she hud walked it while the train was passing under. It was enough to make one shudder. Don’t fancy your boy is made of glass. Grant a reasonable request, and let him feel that when you refuse, it is for his own good. Between the Jellybys and the Graderinds of life, children have a hard time of it. The youngest child needs some sort of agreeable occupation, and a certain amount of physical freedom. There is nothing more painful to young people than to feel that life is one dull routine, and that “nothing ever happens,1’ as we ouce heard a disconsolate lad remark.— American Agriculturist. Effects of Novel Reading. The novel reading young girl, when thrown into the society of a young man, is apt to be at once overpowered with the consciousness that he is a young man and she a young woman; tliut be might fall in love with her and she with him. As a result of the thought, she will immediately assume a demeanor and personality altogether different from that natural to her. Girls, talk to the young men you meet as unaffectedly as you do to the boy friends of your brothers, or, if you have no brothers, and, therefore, no brothel's’ friends, as you do to the neightar lad who, mayhap, “d«»es chores” for your father. Do not imagine when you meet a gentleman that your con versation must be remarkable or unusual to be entertaining. The bearing of an intelli gent, gracious gentlewoman is one always to be cultivated, but thi should be your every day behavior. You should have no company manner. Assume no extra kinks of de meanor simply because you are in the society of a young gentleman Instead of a young ladv. Do not suppose that the strange gentleinai. you meet is a typical novel boro. He is no more a hero of romance th ill you are a hero ine. You are both jus* plain, every day humanity. Don’t get foolish notions that you are anything but ordinary clay, and try to act like the young person who figured as chief character in your last novel.—Janet Dale in Chicago News. HouHekfeper» and Housekeepers. I have beard mothers declare that they never found time to lead to their little ones; and to tell them a story would have seemed a frightful waste of time, and I have looked at the ruffles on the pinafores and skirts of those little ones and reflected that the iron ing alone, to say nothing of the making, of those be- ruffled garments would take more time than the reading or telling of many stories. I am not by any means a model house keeper, but my children love their home, and although the palut is sometime« grim and the windows dingy, my tays, who are well grown lads, declare that they find no place so pleasant. I do not deny that it is a cross to a woman to look at undone work, but like most crosses, the longer and more cheerfully you carry it the lighter it grows. Let the making of your home be your first work, tiie care of your house the second, and your busband and little ones will be the happier. When you find that you are overworking yourself, use your ingenuity in discovering how many things can be left undone. If I wore a man I would sooner put up with considerable g<xxl, honest dirt, than with the sighs and groans of a physically exhausted woman, for the women who work themselves “to death,” are seldom such heroines as not to tell of it.—Detroit Free Press. Keeping Servants. More than any class ot women in llie world, if we ex ept the indolent. Asiatic, do American women need servants. We have not the robust frame nor the sturdy strength of the British matron or the German baus- frau. Our climate is exhausting, our lives are varied and exciting, our frames are slight and our nerves ure weak. We can do much with our beads—much planning anil thinking, much arranging and directing. To supplement this we need tiie strong arms, tiie tireless liacks of the jieasant women ot the old world. If we were wise ami sensible enough to [>ay them moderately, but fairly, to make them dress suitably anil live plainly, in every case where we now have but one pair ot bands to assist in the household work, while we makeshift to do tbo rest, we might have two. Yes, there is no question thut if th“ maid of all work, who now receives f 10 |»er month, and is foil “like one of the fam- i y," were to receive the same wages that an English liowsekeei>er would paj, to oat what English servants ale given to eat instead of our broils and roasts and dainty luxuries in the way of desserts, t he jaded female bead of our »mailer American le useholils would And that she could “keep two girls” without adding one dollar to her yearly expenses.— The Housekeeper._________ Girls as Workers. A girl's mind developes very rapidly, much more rapidly than an average boy’s; anil when an intelligent girl shows any special ability in one direction »lie improves in that especial direction so quickly that one is de ceived into thinking she lias a genius tor it; she herself becomes fired with ambition, works h ird—ami many girls can work in a way that would shame some boys—build castles in tbo air of future fame and great ness, gives up other interest, anil hopes for the ono aim, which, alas! is so often disap pointed. Nineteen out of every twenty might we not say ninety-nine out of every hundred!—girls stop when you think they are going to do something worth #oing, and never get any further. They have talent which education lias brought out and da- ceived them into mistaking for genius. There iaJiowever, one very great advantage in the |Wsent rage for classes of all kinds, anil in the facilities for study in all directions; it gives many girls an object in life, even if they do not do anything very great for the benefit of tbo nation.—Tinsley’s Magazine. To Make Castor Oil rnletable. Of all tba nnuseating agent, employed by physicians, castor oil stands near it not at tbo bead of the list. That this is so is unfor tunate, for there are few it any purgatives which are so efficacious and are lees liable to be followed by unpleasant results, such a. in testinal irritation. It Is not so very bad when taken in strong coffee or lemon juice. In the form of an emulsion it is far les. objection able. To prepare it, lieat up the dose to be administered with the white of an egg, and then add the juice of a lemon or a sufficient quantity of «tfong peppermint water; by thi» means the offensive taste is completely dis guised.—Boston Herald. hat vocation only. But. after all, how ubordinate a matter is this question of voca- ions! What really exerts influence is the nan or the woman. Where McGregor sits hero is the head of the table. And, as Jean Paul finely puts it in bis '"Levana,” a woman s first and chiefly a human being, and no es- [vecial vocation can overbalance or replace that, but must become its means, not its end. —“T. W. H.” in Harper’s Bazar. Proper Time for Meal*. The time to give children their breakfast is not the moment they uro dressed; let them have a little frolic with the "pater,” and come to the table with warmed blood and (•earning faces, for appetite will be helped thereby. They should not be hurried through their meals, nor made to eat more than the appetite craves. Nor, if they refuse good plain food, should they be allowed dain ties in its place. If the appetite for plain food be spoiled by indiscriminate feeding, it is hard to re-establish it. The less they drink with their meals the better; but copious draughts of good water between meals will benefit. No child, or person, should eat when overheated or fatigued. Rest fully half an hour to recuper ate power to digest the food. An hour of romping after the supper, which should be no later than 5 o’clock, will help to insure a quiet bleep. —Demorest'» Monthly. Women an Stenographers. Women as a rulo do not attain to the highest excellence in practical shorthand re porting, liecause they do not bring into re quisition sufficient judgment. As amanu enses, however, they give general satisfac tion and receive fair wages. Judging from the great number of self constituted verbntim /•eporters in this city, one might fancy that they came into life like the fabled Minerva, all armed and equipped, ready to overcome the obstacles that beset their professional path. Much hard, unremitting labor is re quired to become a thoroughly expert steno grapher. Power of mental concentration and a natural aptitude in that direction are indispensable, and without them any amount of study and practice will be in vain.—Globe- Democrat. Retaining the Maiden Nam«. It is the fashion for the most ultra fash ionable women nowadays to retain their maiden for their ‘‘middle name.” Some of these ladies have been astonished to hear that i he innovation was first started and became widely used by the suffrage women of this country, who thought it best to retain even this slight hold upon their identity. The »hocked and surprised fashionables are of the class that are unconsciously using and utiliz ing pinny of the changes that have been Jowly brought about by their indefatigable sisters” of stronger views.—Hartford Times. For Bone Felon. When you think or know you have one it those things on your Anger, take a piece of common cotton cord and commence wind ing it at the little end of your Anger as lightly as you possibly can unt 1 you pass below the point where the pain is—the idea is to press nil the lilossi out of the diseased part —let the airing remain on some fifteen or twenty minutes; when you take the string off it will be very painful, it the symptom, re turn repeat the operation. I have known this remedy to cure when the Anger was ready for tiie lancet—Atlanta Constitution. Sticky Fly Taper. Mix equal parts by measure of melted rosin nd castor oil. Stir until thoroughly mixed, w hich will take only a minute. While yet a little warm spread thin and evenly on any strong paper that is not porous—old letters, catalogue covers, e c. Spread with a case knife or any straight edged instrument slightly warmed. Leave a narrow border to handle with. The beauty of American women often puzzles foreigners, who cannot account for it. One ingenious lady of foreign birth has pro duced the theory that the reason that Ameri- •ans have such exxl forms is that their rest lessness and nervousness prevent their being long in one position, so that any defect is not likely to become fixed. Southern housekeeper, as a rule, arrange fresh fruits upon the table with a great deal of taste, and the dainty and elegant appear ance of their dining rooms is very attractive. Center pieces of mixed fruits make a pala table dessert, being at the same time a hand some ornament. A company of San Francisco women a few years ago established a filature on the Pacific coast. Now they have an immense business, and at the same time are looked upon as pub lic benefactors in providing employment for women and children in raising cocoons. It frequently happens that painters splash the plate or other glass windows when they are jminting the sashes. When such is the case, melt some soda in very hot water and wash them with it, using a soft flanneL it will entirely remove the paint. “No man,” says Mr. Ruskin, in one of hi should marry under 24; ño latest essays, “ ‘ 1* girl under 18.” And he adds that the young man should choose his bride “as he would choose his destiny, with range of choice from earth to heaven.”_______ The women of New York have been granted more patents than their sisters in any other state. Tho women of Maxaachasetts, Ohio, Indiana and Wisconsin rank next in order. ________ _ Oil of cinnamon will cause tbo disappear ance of warts, however bard, large or dense they may be. The application gives rise to neither pain nor suppuration. When the knives and forks are stained with egg scour them with common table salt. Medicine stains can ta removed from spoons in the same manner. When the carpets have been thoroughly swept go over them with a damp flannel mop; this will remove all dust and brighten the colors. Cor-ron. Night Garments. The gilded youth of Fart», it would seem, sleep in night abirts which have either one or i wo piece.. The flr»t variety is made of th* finest Lyon, .ilk in the form of a blouse, the sample that I saw In-ing in pale pink, dotted over with little red «pot«, fastened at the neck with a heavy tassel cord in led .ilk, The colon, however, are a matter of taste. I sup pose it takes practice to deep inaiale sueb ■ The Qu«*«tlon of Vocations. gorgeous garment. At first you doubt lee. lie Instead, there for., of citing it •• * proof awake reflecting oil your own magnificence.— of the unfitness of woman for a high educa Home Journal. tional position that she may leave it any day to be married, we should rather say that sb< A S»n Francis- o Club. iu that cam honor, two offices in turn, ona ot Ran Franrisre has a meet commendable which a man might |»-rbaps have Ailed club, »ailed the “Sight Seers.” It is a walk equally, while the other—that of the creator ing club, with no initiation fees and no dues, of the home—no man can Ail, so that it most the only requisite lining that each member ba ben alone. Under such circum<tano. ber '»ring his lunch on the regular weekly tramps. half career of official work, followed by • The club recently ascended Mount Tsmalpaia. career ot other kindred duty, may weil coant from which ene may overlook Ban Eranctoco for mor* than the whole lifetime of many a >nd the surrounding country for fifty mfisa worthy inae-uhne pnaident who baa filled -Chicago Herald. NO. 28 CHARCOAL BURNING, HOW THE BURNER MANAGED BUSI NESS IN THE OLD DAYS. The liesuits ot a Stroke of Geuiue—«The Waste of the Old Eaahiuned Plan. Valuable Chemical Products of the Modern Method. One square or les«, one Insertion................ fl 00 One square, each subsequent insertion.... 50 Notice« of appointment and final settlement 5 00 Other le^al advertisements. 75 cents for flrst insertion and 40 cents per square for each sub* sequent insertion. Special business notices In business oolumas. 10 cents per line. Regular business notices, > cents per line. Professional cards, >12 per your. Special rates for large display “ada." A HUMORIST’S PATHOS. My baby slept—how calm his rest As o’er his handsome face a smile Like that of au^el flitted while He lay so still upon my breast. My babv slept—his baby head Lay all uukissed ’ueath pall and shroud— I did not weep or cry aloud— I only wished 1, too, were dead! My taby sleeps—a tiny mound, AU covered by the little flowers, Woos me in all my waking hours Down in the quiet burying ground. i A two story picnic barge was tied up beside And when I sleep I seem to I m a North river pier near Harrison street. The With baby in another land— picnic business bad not been go<xl for its I take this little baby hand— He smiles and sings sweet songs to ma. owner, and he had turned to another line of business by transporting lightweight mer Sleep on, O baby, while I keep chandise in it from the upper waters of the My vigils till this Day be past; Then shall I, too, lie down at last Hudson. A gang of men thut formed two Ami with my baby darling sleep. long processions, traveling in opposite direc —Eugene Field in Chicago News. tions, were carrying rough bugs full of char coal fr- in the l»arge and loading them on PEN PICTURE OF LISBON. trucks on the pier. A bright young man, who could keep tally of the tags, smoke a The Uuutnt Street, and Their Inhabit, g'xxl cigar, and talk at the same time, stood »nt—Nunirrou* l'ubllo Gardena. at the end of tiie gang plank and made a A few hours are aufllcient to give a stranger mark in a book every time a man with u tag an excellent idea of the town. The street» passed him. To a stranger who was curious are not unlike those of a second rate Italian to know something about the charcoal busi city, and, though vastly inferior iu jnint of ness he said: architecture, have a certain picluresquenea. “This boat load of charcoal came from Al of their own. Many of the houses are com bany. The coal was made up in the North pletely faced with tiles, usually blue or piuk Woods somewhere, most likely out of wood or green imttern upon a white ground. Tlx stolen off the state lands. There has been a entrances to the older building. Iinve peacock great change in the churcoAl business re blue dados and a scriptural picture in tilea cently. under the window, of their first floors. Th. “In the old days the charcoal burner drove inhabitants of these quaint streets are a short a stake in the center of a piece of cleared and thickset race, so swarthyfikhat many of ground, or cleared off a piece of ground them are darker than the natives of northern around a small sapling, and then proceeded India. The men, as a i-ule, are fairly good to stand cord wexxi up around it on end until look ing; the woman u painful contrast to their the pile was about forty feet in diameter and lovely sisters in southern Spain. Like them, two lengths high. Then he piled sods and they ill-ess in black on state occasion.; but earth all over the pit. leaving a small hole there all similarity ceases, for they have hero and there around the bottom, and one neither their stately walk, their lieauty, nor «mall one in the top. When the wood was their graceful fan play. In fact, the only well covered in he set it on fire and let it comely women in Lisbon are the bare legged burn till well ablaze and then closed up the fishwives, who trot gayly through the street, draughts around the pile. For two weeks poising huge luiskets of fish upon their hand thereafter the charcoal burner, with another some beads, and who, it is whispered, ar. not man to keep watch and watch with him, sat Portuguese at all, but immigrant, from tba by the pile and smoked his pipe. Now and northern provinces of Spain. then the fire would break through the cover Th< re Is plenty of life and animation on tbo ing and he would'have to cover up the hole. streets; peasants in black jackets, beil shaped Sometimes he would have to make a hole on trousers supjiorteil by a red sash, and wonder a side where the fire was not disposed to go. fully (minted sin«, flog their gayly decked In a few days a black tar would begin overladen mules over the uneven pavement; to ooze out through little drains made handsomely dressed officers lounge about the for its escape round the tattom. During doom of the cafes; sturdy Galician porters, all the time the pile was burning a pic the hewers of wood and drawers of water for turesque column of smoke rose out of the the leisurely Portuguese, stagger along under chimney holo left in the top. When the tar their heavy burdens; trnmears with three or ceased to flow and the smoke to rise the char four mules abreast rattle past at every mo coal burner knew that the pit was burned ment. Bright eyed children pester you in out, and after allowing a day or so for cool cessantly to buy tickets for the lottery, in ing he shoveled off the sods and earth, poured which you can sisxnilate for the low sum of water on such chunks of coal as happened to threepence; and horsemen in a tawdry pi be on tiro, and was then ready to load the cador costume canter altout the street^ product of his labor into a dusty, black sounding bugles anil scattering handbills to overed wagon, and with his mules to pull it, announce the programme for the next bull drive to town and make hiinseif hoarseshout- fight mg, ‘Cha a-tt-r-r-coal! Ohar-c o-a-1!’ He got All the squares and modern streets are well about twenty-five bushels of coal out of a planted with trees; and at every available cord of wood, and tw% ty-flve cents out of a spot in the town a public garden has been laid bushel of coal. Considering the vulue of the out, with fountains surrounded by hedge, of wood and the time required to make and sell cactus ami aloes, and a wealth of roses, the charcoal, the charcoal burner didn’t get arums, nnl geraniums, growing half wild rich Very fast. In face he was always a nround pulllii trees, acacias, and banana«. In laborer dressed in blue jeans. fact, the only neglected piece of ground in “But he found time to meditate, and that Lisbon is the great ojien space in front of th. after long years amounted to something. Out king's pulace nt Belem. It is grass grown in of his meditations grew the revolution iu the ruts and holes; its few stunted trees ar. en business. Singular as it may seem, the most circled by broken and unpainted wooden valuable product of the charcoal pit was the guards; the road connecting it with the cen picturesque column of smoke that rose up and ter of the town Is equally uncared for. The was dissipated in the air above the pit w hile the land lo-longs to the municipality whose rep fire lasted, (t was like throwing money into resentatives decline to g|>end money upon it, the river to let that smoke blow away. Borne in onier to advertise the vigor of their repub bright genius discovered that the smoke was lican sentiments; the king stands on his dig in good part alcohol, and thut the alcohol for nity mill refuses to do the work of the munic mechanical put j>oses was just as good as grain ipality; and thus the state approach to ths or fruit alcohol, though not ut all good to the royal residenee nt Belem remains a disgrace taste; in fact, would take the throat out of a to the capital of Portugal.—Chicago Times. Mulberry street tramp. — W «*• “The problem of getting the alcohol out A Mechanical Blow Pipe. of the smoke wus simple. Instead of burning Ireland i* famous for its stout and its the wood in a pit, the genius borrowed capi tal and built retorts just large enough to hold whisky, and it also promises to become so for two cords of wood each. They were made in its bottles. An Irishman, Mr. Francis Has the shape of round steam tailers and mounted lett, has invented, and an Irish company over brick furnaces as boilers are. The re have brought out, a mechanical apparatus torts were filled with hard wood, softtaing of for blowing glass by the mouth. Hitherto it no account, and fires were started in the has been considered impossible to improva furnaces. The wood was baked, and the upon the human lungs, and so the glass blow* volatile elements of the wood were driven off ers of the world have gone on puffing them* through pii** that were laid in a big trough selves away at 42 years of age, which is the of running water so as to form a condenser, low average of life among the handicrafts on the principle of a steam condenser. men. The new invention dispense« entirely Of course, the factory had to be located on a with the human lungs, and injects the air stream of water that bad a g<xxi fall in order into the molten glass by an air pump not un to run the water into the condenser econom like ail ordinary syringe in shape and action. ically, although a steam engine would pump This is fastened to the ordinary blow pipe and makes little difference to the workman in die water through. “The liquor that ran through the condenser handling. Manifestly the invention is of ad was simply condensed smoke. It was con vantage to the workman, and as to the em ducted to a tank wbero it wns mixed with ployer, it will enable him to produce bottles dmo. The lime combined with certain acid at two and a half times greater speed.—Chi ixmstituents of tho smoke and left wood alco cago Times, hol free. Tho alcohol was drawn off and dis Hom. Excellent Adrie.. tilled once or twice to refine it, just as it “Thrift and economy, my ton," laid th. old would be distilled in a grain distillery. From five to six gallons of alcohol were obtained man, “are the important element, of sooert. tn this world. Togethor they will accomplish from a cord of wood. “Then the compound of lime and acids was wonders,” “Then I hope, father,” responded tba young taken out of the vats and dried down in diallow vats until it became the commercial man earnestly, “you will practice both fuff my take."— Naw York Sun. substance known as acetate of lime. About 550 IxMinds of the acetats were obtained from a cord of wood. Here, then, were two very val- iitble hu I »stances obtained from the smoke, and although some additional labor and a valua ble plant bad b»<en necessary to secure the imoke, the extra expense was n trifle com pared with the value of the new product«. “Finally, when tho tar had eeaeed to flow ’rom the retort, as it bad formerly ceased to dow from the pit, the retort was opened. In stead of twenty-five bushels of coal to tho coni obtained in the pit, the charcoal burner found silty bushels to th« coni in his retort. Ho the charcoal burner Idrwl men to do the yelling on the village streets for him, paid off the usurer who had loaned him the capital, ibrew away his jean trousers and his pipe, Ta an afftectlon of the Liver, and can and, In a more beooming garb, sat down to be thoroughly cured by that Grand «moke twenty-five cent cigars. The fact is Regulator of the Liver and he new busineM was like any other new Biliary Organs, taing; it was enormous!y profitable until tbo •IMHONS UVER REGULATOR rest of the world rubbed into it and cut down MAFV»*CTV»XD BT price«. “Still no one need complain who owns a J. a ZEHJM A 00., PkllaMpMa, Pa. good acid factory. Acid factory is a name idopted by th'»se who do not like to «top and I was afflicted for several yean with diaorrlored liver, which renltod In a explain to every inquirer that while they are severe attack of Jsundlco. I had M producing alcohol the stuff is not the sort that good medical sttendanoe a« our sec in^H-iates anylxxiy. Tba charcoal pays al) tion affords, who tailed utterly to re store me to the enjoyment of my the expense of buying wood, paying wages, former good health. I then tried the and delivering the pioducte on the market, fovorite prescription of one of the end leaves a little margin for interest on the mo«t renowned physicians of Louis ville, Ky.. but to no purport; where investment besides. The alcohol and the ace upon I we Induced to try AlrtrtOno tate are clean profit. But that is not all; ! LI vor ■eanlalor. 1 found Imme there is a very good product of ashes. 1 diate benetft from Its use, and It ulti mately restored me to the full enjoy fire In the furnaces h kept burning with ment of health. ebarcoal dad and broken charcoal that doe« a . h . Amnurr, not sell well on the market, and with the tar Richmond, Ky. tliat oozes out of the retorts. There are sev eral bbshels of aslc-s for ea< h cord of wood, and the ashes arc worth from ten to fifteen Proceeds from a Torpid IJvar an II rent« a bushel at the factory, where they usu parities of th« Stomach. It eai ally have ready sale to the farmers for fertil invariably cured by taking izers. They are also blenched ami used in making potash. Thinking of su<*h a l>u>dncss as this makes a fellow wonder whether there isn’t lots of stuff now going Io waste as the smoke did that might be utilised and make us all rt«h.”-M^r York Boa. BILIOUSNESS HEADACHE IDHONlUVIBBBNUTOa