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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 28, 1887)
THE MT. SHASTA ROUTE, Inviforator. Gtuuine made by J. 1’. Álleu The strength and compactne s of the -VIA - ® E J"08*'“»'• »..mi, LIGHTEN THE WORK. ♦ PRINTERS* ETIQUETTE. Mormon church is shown by the state ¡I U"“' Mot U“dur the bureen feet WeiKHnSASKIk R rin H oldrrc X) Hol ment that of 182,3« persons connected What the Con.tant Application of Ulye«r- •• Rules ot Decorum Bspeclally Compiled A D«ty That Every Houiekreper with IL- no leirthan 34,4« are officers or la. Will Aceouapll.lt. Hereelf and Her Family. for Fastidious Knights of the Slick. STEINWAY kkahich 3 I Linnn I , Gsbler, Roenlsh a 4“. Of all the 'Totlous, creams, pomatlet dignitaries of eonie kind - apoet'es, patri Have you ever noticed while d n A«' archs. high-priests, priests, elders, deacons It is not now considered au fait to AND CONNECTIONS. det Oricane. band Instrument*. 1jit* and balms that go to complete a lady’i or teachers. street how many women you >pa«« wifi of Sheet M uaio and Books. Banda) put tlie left foot in the cap G box while toilet table there is nothing to approxi Eastern prices. M. ORA The Quickest and Beet Koute between Betting type, though some printers tired, weary expressions on tlmir WRETCHED, IE DEED, 20fl Pont street, Han P- mate in value chemically pure glyeer Are those whom a confirmed tendency to bil ■till persist in coming as near it as pos They may be laughing and taflking PORTLAND AND SAN FRANCISCO. NEW AMI WOMIIEl,. pleasantly, to all appearance as l^PP) ine. This sweet. "Viscid, colorless, iousness. subject to the various and changeful sible. odorless liquid sells for five cents an symptoms indlcatlveot liver complaint, Nauseu. as any one could wish, but tliair sweet Passing through the Beautiful No gentleman will be guilty of spit ounce, which is possibly the reason sick headache, oonstlpalion, furred tongue, an Plays ClMaical, Sacred, Danuw and l II h ., ting on the floor in his alley; he will est smile can not conceal the w|C>try. Willuuiette, t!mp<4«» •”'1 K®«“e aic of the duy correctly. Price from ils», ft? •** why so many ladies who study theii unpleasant breath, a dull or sharp pain in the wait till he has occasion to go into want-of-rest expressions that Kohler A Chaee, Man Francisco, for catalugu*. River Valleys. neighborhood of the affbeted organ, Impurity of stamped upon their features» These glass ignore it. The opinion prevalent some one's else alley. among so many that a constant use oi the blood and lore of appetite, signalize it as may. in some cases, be the effacts-0^ one of the most distressing, as it io one of the The application of the right pedal (/) Daylight views health or too close application t ° the glycerine makes the skin dark is so moot common of maladies. There ia, however, Willaiuett. 1« 1». ML ¿^jSoCloud River. f— hih wHtii aii iisi raThi extremity to the coat-tail vicinity ot erroneous that chemists simply sneel Sistere, ML F *itL Strawberry Valle) demands of society, which quit > fre Best C oue h ru p. T m : ™ „,¿7 a benign specific for the disea e and all its un sod. sprimp. CssthM ••‘^I^uDeKiver .nâ the saucy "kid” is rapidly losing its tn lime. Nol.l by druxSE.,' 1-Ä quently are the causes of il! hualtl . but when an argument is expected. In pleasant manifestations. It is the concurrent »V»«of the popularity among the apprentices. testimony of the public and the medical profes the majority of them are bonsekee pers, factories and laboratories whe?e the oil sion. that Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is a med- Tlie best society does not now re finest in the country. working housekeepers, many of them is manufactured the hands of the em loins which achieves results speedily felt, quire that a swallow-tail bo worn SURE CURE DISCOVERED mothers of large families. To all house ployes are remarkably soft, and, as a thorough and benign. Besides rectif] ing lit er disorder. It invigorates the feeble, conquer» while at work. The custom of wear- The Grand Scenic Route oi tlie Paciflc Coast' keepers. but more particularly t«> the rule, a shade or so whiter than the kidney and biadder oom plaints, and hastens the ing cocktails, however, will probubly convalescence of those recovering from enfeeb face. latter class, does this article infer, i Trains Leaves i'ortland at 4«) r. M. daily. WwVL>uderb>ch's German Catarrh R..5, ling diseases. Moreover, it is the grand specific remain popular as ever. For coughs, colds, inflammation of for fever and ague. It is a duty you owe to yourself'; •»•' triceil. Beinplw trw el Drunirli Art A. Arr. in San Francisco It is still customary for the comp IIOI H a MUS I I KXU «1DC« III« dikcuvcrv >,r U. 1 the throat, teinjxirary deafness, ot Secund Morning • • *VM. family to lighten your housewoi/k a. InUinrnl Erery mail bruin letter, lr„m “ ' • who "bucks tho tiger” Saturday night CUBLD B. a. ULUXMludl . Ctl., ¡ Buffalo Bill says that a brush with In much as possible, so that your hus>i*nd soreness of the nose, glycerine applied to turn up Monday morning “doad dians usually ends in a rap'd removal of and children may not lie called up< >» to as a liniment and taken internally, af hair. SELBY SMELTING AND LXij Stagini?only lSMile» broke," only to repeat the operatic* fords a sure and speedy ellef. It Is a San Francisco, Between Ashland and Siskiyou’s. next pay day, while the "tiger” waxes mourn the loss of wife and mother JonF “ 0, IT WAS PITIFUL !» sovereign remedy for cuts, sores, ulcer» fat. “Once bit, twice sharp," seldom before your natural time. Every jy«»» and gangrenous wounds in man and PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS Of course It was I He tried one remedy there are many women die from over applies in such cases. after .noth«-, and finally gave up and Between Portland and Ashland. Siskiyou’s and never varies. A marvel of P«r'tT> work, and most of them from unneces beast. died when his life might have been saved This powder wholesomeness. San Francisco. More economical than Boys should remember that it is 'Ofiois A superior hair touic is obtained by bv taking Dr. Pierces “Golden Medical strenjithand sary work. To tie sure, thia is notj the the ordinary kinds, and cannot be sold in competfc U OIL, EMIGRANT SLEEPING OARS highly improper to get their fingers Discovery ” — thegreat “ ConsumptionCure' ’ tion with the multitude of low teat, short weight, using two ounces of glycerine with an disease set down as the cause of d|Cath Between Portland and Aeh-and Siekfrou'a and SHOTGUN . CARTRlptK alum, or phosphate powders. Sold only In tan* between the bed and platen of a press — which, if promptly employed, will soon San Francisco, free of charge. ou the certificate of tlie pbyai<J“n: ounce of water and one of alcohol. The as the impression is being taken. They there was probably pneumonia, typfhoid three parts when combined may be per- subdue all ttireatening symptoms, such as K oval B aking P owder C o ., 100 ^all Street, N. Y. cough, labored breathing, night sweats, Ticket Office, Corner F and Front Streets, BUELL LAMBERSON, Cen’l *s, will seldom do it without having cause 7 Htark Nt_ Portland. Orf fever or wine other kindred discHM«- . fumed to suit the taste and will surpass spitting of blood, etc., and restoring wan for regret. Portland, Oregon. but could we get the opinion of th^ nt- in merit any oleaginous compound on ing strength and hope, effectually stop the poor consumptive ’s rapid progress grave Most treatises on decorum recom I tendin/j, E. P. ROGERS. Gen. F. & P. Agt. «pujdetans. ; f-j 2 J i ,<• - -*«ubi sale. For preserving and promoting ward. Is it not worth trying! All drug WANTED: A MAN ORWOMtf mend that qta be. o if on. wi’f Ji, a 'oil ' t.liAv R. KOEHLER. Manager. ____________ fill Id anv fAMBAV they w would say thut.. that, were nt not tiie pon- the growth of the hair glycerine stands gists. ______ In each town in this county to represent ui, u For three vee ’ : sl but the most popular way of disposing etltutfons of many of these women de- unrivaled. There is no quicker way to can make money fast by devoting all or ' ] your time to the business. It is wtimated that the total production was suffering of printers’ “pi” is tbc old one of lay ililitateil by overwork, they would have remove dandruff and preserve a clean of coffee in the world is about ft O.(X U tons. fromasevere Cold For the next 30 days we will m &< „ Reduced Prices on Ritte* ing it carefully away in the “hell-box" been living to-day. It is, I think, ad scalp than by rubbing the skin under in Head and pain Outfit «.nd SILVER WATCH FREI! in temples, after while no one is looking; though some WHAT THEY AU GOOD FOB. mitted by most physicians that, unless, the hair or beard with it Its use will £Jg^Sund your address to Hobb’s Medi* only six applica authorities claim that a better way is Co”T. O. Box 17UJ San Francisco, CaL the constitution is naturally weak, or make the hair liable to catch more dust B bandbbth ' s P ills are the best medicine tions of Ely s to drop it into a ditch on the way CreamBalm I war known. weakened by excesses, the above dis than if dry, but then it imparts a pleas relieved. Every home. (N. B.—Neither plan is likely First- They are purely vegetable, in fact trace ing gloss and insures a healthy condi cases seldom prove fatal. of my coin to prove particularly healthy if the was removed. - H. American women are not, as a rule, tion to the scalp. In applying it is not a medicated food. «15 30 Model 73—32, 38 and 44 cal., round “bo.su” finds it out). Second The same dose a'ways produces C. Clark, 1st Divi necessary to use more than a spoonful, .... 16 60 "CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH." Same, octagon................................................ All authorities agree as to the gross of as robust constitutions as those o sion N. V. Ap The Oriifinrl and Only Genuine, but with a daily application a diseased the lime effect,—other purgatives require praiser’s office. ... 16 60 Model 76-40-60 and 45 60. round other countries. Whether the woinei impropriety of putting a knife into the gaffe and always Rollable. Reware of worthless Imltatta increased doses and finally cease acting. . IT iô Xudlspensabie to LADIES« Ask your Drsgglgh or scaly epidermis is unknown. themselves are to biaine for this or tin A particle ii applied li to each nostril and is ag-eeable Same, octagon ........................................... Third - They purify the blood. “Chicheater*« En*Ii«h* and take no other, or IsSGih mouth, a rule every lad will do well to 50 ceuta at druggi.- tw; by mail, registure«!, 60 cent«. Model 86 - 38-56, 40 65. 40 82. 45-70 and 45 90, There are absolutely no injurious ef (■tamps) to ua for particulars in letter by retnra ml Fourth— They Invigorate the digestion Price ELY BROTH EKS, 235 Greenwich Street, New York. remember while he lias an ink knife climate of the country (that, by th< round barrel ............. 60 fects in the use of glycerine, which and cleanse the stomach and bowels. way, is made to mother a good manj full of ink in his hand. ...................................................... 17 85 — Thej atimu'atethe liver and carry 1887! 1887! Same, octagon makes it tlie best and safest of cosmet off Fifth vitiated bile and other depraved secre Winchester Single-shot Rift 8—32, 38, 40 Formal calls upon the comp in tht ills she had no hand in making), it i> ics. Sometimes a burning sensation is tions. and 45 cal., octagon barrel . 12 75 next alley for the purpose of slyly appro hard to determine, but that the Ameri Tbe BUYERS' GUIDI The first two or three doses tell the felt when the oil is applied to chanped Issued Sept, and M»i priating his sorts, still hold their place can women are not strong is an estab story. The skin becomes clear; the eye or sore skin, duo to tho fact that, like Bend for Catalogue. lished fact. You, than, knowing this, each year. •»' 31» p> bright; the mind active; digestion ¡«re in popular favor. These affairs should 8,1» x 11% Inches,with. alcoholic substances, it has an avidity stored; costiveness cured; the animal be managed witli much delicacy and have no right whatever to abuse youi 3,000 UluatraUoM H. T. HUDSON, for water which it absorbs or burns out vigor is recrui'ed and all decay arrested. constitution by excessive work whcr< whole Picture Gall ■kill, that unpleasantness may be Portland, Oregon. of the skin. By dipping the hands in GIVES Wholesale Pi avoidod. Every well-bred comp will, there is no necessity for it Don’t hav< “C0MBUMPTI0N CAN BE CUBED.” warm water, or moistening the face direct to consumers on all white clothes for the little ones to play D r . J. 8. C ombs Owensville, Ohio, says : “ by all means, avoid such unpleasant or family use. Tells has and applying the glycerine after dry have given Mcatt'. Emulsion of Cod Liver Day SELF-HEATING Bath Tub. personal ness, especially if tlie victim is the in, but if you do have them, make them order, and gives exact cost ot vm with Hypophosphites to four patients with ing lightly, the burning or irritating Oil plain. Throw away all tucks and ruf thing you use, eat, drink, wtar, better results than seemed possible with any larger man. sensation is lessened. Pimples, blotches remedy. All were hereditary case« of Lung have run with. These INVALtAW The wearing of large patches is still ties in every day wear for yourself and diaeaso, and advanced to that stage when BOOKS contain Information glen and all eruptions of tlie skin may be Coughs, pain in the ohest, frequent breathing, Fall and Winter» 1**7. in vogue among those win* look upon children. Don't wear lace or linen col from the markets of the world. 1 removed by using pure glycerine in frequent pulse, fever .nd Emaciation. All Win rn.il a copy FREE to any. the beer when it bubbleth, when it lars every day. They are not worth these caeca have Increased in weight from 16 to quantities, small and those who 28 tbs., and are not now needing any medicine. dress upon receipt of 10 cis. to d ‘ foametli itself aright- Tlie bleary eye, the strength in doing them up, and i expense of mailing. Let ns heal persist in the use of powder, unsteady hand, and a general highly in sent to tlie laundry wear out in such « you. ReBpectftolly» «PRUAL AMXOUMC-EHF Silas Hampton and Seaborn Green were which leaves the skin parched and little while that they do not pay in th artistic neglige of apparel, are also much hung for murder at Fort Smith, Ark. —LABOR a '’ r 1VAL OK- MONTGOMERY WARD ACS rough, can restore the soft, smooth end. Use tourists' ruilling for even affected by this class. 2gT Ar 22» Wubaab Avenue. I'hicaaai qualities by drying glyccrino into the day. It can not be washed but it i “ Be wise with speed: It is not now considered just proper skin before retiring. Glycerine and A fool at forty is a fool indeed I" No hot water pipes; no heating your rooms. For de to keep both hands in the pockuU while very pretty, and when soiled can b1 scription, address, So said Young. Straws show which setting type; none of the rapid ootn- thrown away, and in the end be much rose water in tlie proportion of one to way the wind I lows, and there are a score Z. T. WRIGHT, Foot Morrison st. Portland, Or two, with a single drop of carbolic acid, WK TAKE PLEASURE IN ANNOUNC- positors do this very much while work cheaper than collars that are washei of symptoms any one of which shows the Also dealer in Threshing and General Machinery, Ma ing the arrival of a very large shipment every week. Particularly is this ruf will not only produce a smooth trans existence of catarrh. Neglected, it will of ’ " NEW rine Work, Laundry Machinery, in fact anything you ing against time. GOODS and NOVELTIES for all de for the Shipman Goal Oil Engine parent effect, but a wholesome one, as rob the blood of its purity and the system partments. The collection includes all the latest want. Gen. Agent Ilin if suitable to warm, sultry weather, AT A G ENTS WANTED TM i860, patronteli patronirtd) H In successful operation opeijiion since 1866, To obtain tlie entree to tlie best so the acid being a disinfectant cleans out of Its strength. Get Dr. Sage's Catarrh and most fashionable Europea jan and American all sections orthe ortho Northwest, endorsed endorsedbj bj ,.g as it retains its shape nnd is much eoolei ciety it is not absolutely necessary that Remedy. It cures even long standing roductions, in design, color • and fabric, em- business men and leading educators. S the pores of the skin, and in a minute racing : cases, as thousands tes'ify, and should be a mail bo familiur with “raabiug the than linen collars, which are the most The Van Monciscar THE MOST PERFECTLY EQUIPPED BCMI Silks. Dress Goods, Tweeds. growler,” though many men know that uncomfortable kind of neckwear fol degree wards off disease. This prepa used for colds in the head, which often Gloves, of its class on the Coast* it offers private or sá Ribbons. Ulstering% hot weathor. With tlie exception of a ration is recommended by tlie highest result In confirmed catarrh. DYSPENSARY, instruction, day and evening throughout the yoP® Laces. Collars, Flannels, pull of tlie business best. Arithmetic, Writing, Correspondence, Book Trimmings, PORTLAND. OB Cuffs, Portieres, medical authority for the use of chil few articles, don't iron but very slightly No properly bronght-up print, will Banking, Shorthand,Type-writing, Business and Twelve Mormon elders are now inWa’es Buttons, Iiuchings, ........ ....... „ , Curtains, dren while at school, where they are to secure immigration to Utah. Young, middle-aged ani Forms and all Common School Branches, Corse s, Handkerchiefs, Blankets. carry tobacco in his pocket, -not while tlie plain clothes. Only the sheets for old. single or married mei of all ages and both sexes admitted any Hosiery, U Umbrellas, mbrellas. Linens. constantly exposed to disease by mere and all who suffer with Catalogue free. Armstrong andWesco, P he can beg what, he wants from some tlie spare lied need lie ironol all over. LOST MANHOOD association. For adults who are thrown To Threshersi I have a few of the The rest lined not lie pressed only a one else. Nervous Debility, Sperms much in public or promiscuous com celebrated Wes lnghouse Threshers yet. MU8LIN A MERINO UNDERWEAR, torrhea. Seminal Loseet PEOPLES* DISPENSARY Dinner etiquette remains unchanged. top and bottom. The plain tin- panies this simple cosmetic is by no and for the purpose of closing out will sei Sexual Decay, Falling Mem Housekeeping Moods, —AND— Kory, Weak Eyes, Lack ol them on next year's terms at bottom It is still the custom to take down tlie derelothing need get but a slight Energy, also Blood and means insignificant. figures. Also, a few second-hand ma- MOURNING AND BLACK DRESS GOOD«. lunch-basket and get outside of all Ilia ironing, and if tlie family is large, nom Skin Diseases, Syphillls It must not be supposed that glycer < nines of other make. Write for bargains Eruptions, Hair Falling cockroaches have left, without unneces at all. Some people prefer to weal Samples sent on application. Goode sent C. Bone Pains, 8 welling» ine in any form can produce a beautiful Z. T. W right , foot of Morrison Street. O. D., or on receipt of Postoflice Order. Sore Throat, Uloers, Ki sary delay. It is no longer tlie proper their underclothing rough dry, claimin; Portland Oregon. fects of Mercury, Kidney» 171 Fourth St., bet. Morrison and Y complexion. There are skins that noth COLLINSON AND AHPEL, and Bladder Trouble« thing, however, to stand in front of the that it is healthier. The neatest am Portland, Oregon. OFFER MO. 171. Weak Back, Burning Urine. Gonorrhea, Gleet Strict ing but calcimine or white paint will 8. W Cor. 3rd «nd Morrisin, Portland. office and pick tlie teeth with an old lys l>est housekeeper I ever knew was ai ure— prompt relief and cure for life. ADVICE AND MEDICINE 81.04’ FREE—To M erchants O nly : A gen whiten, for the simple reason that na old lady who would never have hei Both Hexes Consult Confidentially brush. OFFIOB—183 A 184 THIRD ST. ture intended them to be dark. What uine Meerschaum Smoker's Set. (five WILLIAM BECK & SON, The custom of carrying tlie stool underclothing ironed on this score. Siu plees), in satin-lined plush case. Address All DiseaseF succeMfully treated. Chronic »nd Wholesale and Retail Dealers in vows Trouble« a spec’iilty. Rheumatism, N„ home to dinner, for fear of some one never used nil iron pot or kettle whei is promised and may bo expected is a at once. It. W. T ansii l & Co., 53 State General and Nervous Deb lity. Seminal Weakna smooth skin of healthy color, free from Street, Chkago. she could get il tin or some other ligli Cuns and Sporting Coods. else getting it, is becoming obsolete. Lost Manhood successfully treated with the aid d blemishes commonly known as chap C' klebrated A cmk E lkctric B klt und other j I Description and " " BJ It is now more popular to take it away ware to answer the same purpose. Shi MllrowlT Hronehlal Troches” appliances. Sexual Diseases taken by thecasei i ■■ Map of FLORIDA SOUTH- > ping, pimples and rash. Odious little claimed that though tin would wear out reasonable rates. A competent Physician and are of great service in subduing Hoarse from the audacious appropriatur, if ■ ERN R. 1L LANDS. Four million acres, trician in attendance daily. Country patients will suitable for Oranges, Lemons, Olives, Pineapple«, state symptom« as accurate a« possible. Correaix» he is small: and if lie is big—why, quicker than iron, yet in the end it wa- black heads which frequently appear ness. Sold only in boxes. Bananas, Strawborries and early vegetables. For solicited. Terms strictly cash. $ Hliem! that'* quite another matter, and cheaper, for it saved both time and about tlie nose may be removed in time, sale on long credit $1.25 to $8.00 per acre. Gen. Don Carlos Buell Is pension agent requires that a man pare down his de strength. It saved time, for when in a by a careful use of glycorine in which at Louisville. Address M. SOLOMON. Gen. N. W. Ag\ 11------------ ------- .......... —- - m Bo. CUrVSt., Chicago, Illa. sire to fit tlie circumstances.— Herbert hurry whatever she wished to cook a few drops of carbolic acid have been Its thousands of cures are the best ad could be done in one-half the time than dissolved. lIRHMh L. Haker, in In!amt Printer. FISHING TACKLE. Another excellent form of glycerine vertisement for Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. ARE YOU GJOIYCl EAST? if iron were used, and it saved strength Manufacturers* / gents for ----- IF BO, TAKE THE------ —Tlie society reporters of Trumbull for in lifting from one part of the stove is in soap which one he irs and reads Gen. D. M. Gregg, the cavalryman. Is in L. C. Smith's, Colt's, Remington, Qkn4 flnno Ithlca, Parker's and Manhattan DllOt UllDS, County, Ohio, give accounts of a “crazy to another it required very little exer much about, but rarely or never is able regular service, Winchester, Marlin. Ballard, Colt’s Diflan sociable" held the other evening. The tion. Some may claim that the tinware to procure. —Chicago Inter Ocean. Lightning Magazine illlluSi T bt G brmba for breakiaat. butter was brought in handcuffed to is not conducive to health, but, how ---- AND----- Colt's and Smith & WeaBon RfiVOlYRrS The World's Oldest Man. bull-dog, the elieese chloroformed to a ever, if the tin is kept clean there is . Send for Catalogue No. S. ' prevent esea|>e, coffee was served with very little danger to be feared on that The oldest man in the world is said to 1«S A 107 Mecond Portland. Or. a straw, the meat came in imitation of score. be James James, a colored citizen of BRANCH STORKS: GENERAL TICKET OFFICE, Riverwide A t ,, Spokane Falls, W T 94 State St.Salem,Or Don't have heavy furniture, more the United States, who resides at Santa boot and shoe soles, and the biscuits First and Oak Streets, Portland. Skinl< Scalp were loaded and unloaded from plate particularlj' in your dining-room oi ¡loss. M xico. He was born near Dor There is no kind of exercise that has kitchen. Light furniture, both in coloi chester. 8. C., in 1752. He was one of to plate by means of derricks. R estoreo BtatT of Eighteen Experienced and 8MI f°«i ,0'* “ mor' money to p«’i through th. more uniformly met the approbation of old historical mort deniely populated, riehe.t end b,.t ru! Physicians and Surgeons. and weight, will save a great deal oi laborers st Fort Moultrie during lie —Omaha man (in amazement)—“Ten by th<* poi'‘'»".of‘he country lying between the Pecille .nd authors in general than running. In ALL CHRONIC DISEA8ES A SPECIALTY 1 be »a1"" through that which dollar» a yard for such stuff ns that?" unneceessary work. Dark-colored fur the unsuccessful attack of the British Patients treated here or at their homes. ■ the Miildle Ages foot-racing was con is nparaely settled, desolate and uninteresting. treated at home, through correspondent Wife (yery naturally mistaking the niture shows every speck of dirt that fleet in 1776. He was then twenty-four sidered as an essential part of a young successfully os if here Tn person. Come, settles on it. and though there would years old. His master, James Janies, Go Through the Heart of tho Continent cause of his surprise—“Thai's all; isn’t us or send ten cents in stamp« for. man’s education, especially if he was not bo enough to harm any body, vet manned one of th» guns during the _____ 1 IB KNOWN TO SCIENCE AT othing Invalid«' Guide-Book, ” which gives al! pad it a bargain? Only ten dollars, just ------ ST WAT or— ootnp _____________________________________ _ comparable to the C uticura R emedies the son of a man of rank, and brought ulara. Address: W orld ' s D ispensai .*M b His last owner was Henry In all think of it." “Why, it’s scarcely half tlie least speck is an eyesore to th« tight OODBN. salt LAKK, tbelr marvellous properties of cleansing, cal A ssociation , 003 Main St., Buffalo, N.I, width.” ••O, don't worry about that, housekeeper, who must keep continu James, who moved into Mexico in 1858 purifying and beautifying the akin and hi up to a military profession. It is need DENVKR, OMAHA curing torturing, disfiguring. Itching, scaly and less to assert tlie antiquity of this pas dear. I was careful to make allowance ally at work to keep it clean. Light in order that Ills slaves might become Hmpiy diseases of the skin, scalp and blood, AND KANSAS CITY, time, because it will readily occur to loss of hair. for that and got twice as many yards colored furniture does not show dust in free before his death. At present tho with C uticcba , the great Skin Cure, and C vti - every one'that variety of occasions con ----- TO----- this way, nnd is much more preferable, rheumatism koeps James from walking, as usual."— Omaha World OVRA Soar, an exquisite Skin Beautider. pse- CHICAGO AMO ST. LO 1’1 H ! from it, externally, and C vticvba Ha- tinually present themselves which call —There is a Miss Ahl living in Ap and if of light weight'the lifting of it is but he can draw himself a short dis » >ared olvbnt . the new Blood Purifier, internally, And all point. Eiut and South. forth tlie exertion of running even in pling County, about ten miles from a very easy matter. Get all the labor- tance, and otherwise is in fairly good are a positive cure for every form of skin and Mood disease, from pimples to scrofula. C uti - childhood, and, when more than one saving articles you can possibly afford. health. — Chicago Inter Ocean. Baxley, Ga., who is ten years and two cviu IR km KDicaare absolutely pure and the only For worn-out,” “ run-down," dcblllt»» !MO CRAN6E OF CARS person are stimulated by the same ob- Infallible ekin beautifiers and blood purifiers. school teachers, milliners, seamat re sees, hoj months old and weighs 180 pounds. You will, very likely, find some that are naturally takes fe »anÍÍÍ S?;'“ Sold every where. Price: C uticvra . 30a: Ra- (ect, a competition of little account, but there aie some , The Hospital at Teheran. lreepcrs. and overworked women generw She weighed at the age of seven years OOLVBNT, 81; Soar. tic. Prepared by the P ot Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Is tbs M place among them to obtain it. of all restorative tonics. It Is note “Cures! The Shall of Persia has authorised TBB DRVO AND CHEMICAL CO., BOSTON. M«S* 140 pounds. Site is no higher than chil that are excellent, and it will be worth SWEend fur “ How to Cure Skin Diseases." but admirably fulfllle a singleness of purr« Originally, perhaps, foot-races had your experiment with the others to find Pullman Palace Bleeping Cara the American missionaries to establish 11N dren usually are at her age, so you may “ dovoTHowa, and as white, by "Clhg « most potent Specific for all no other incitement than emulation, or And Oomfortnbl, K miukaht SuisrsKs on all traina. Chro.ric Weaknesses and Diseases pecull«f judge she is a sight Persons who have the article« you want Alaive all things, at Teheran a hospital in which, without jnjlUU n.lnr Ct-nrr». M edicated S oap . st best the prospect of some small re don't cling to a certain way of doing women. The treatment of many tboujw» regard to nationality or religion, all seen her say she is as broad as she is of such cases, at the Invalids' Hotel and &W ward; but, in tlie process of time, the things because your grandmother did il applicants for relief may lie received long. leal Institute has afforded a large cxpeiy*1 in adapting remedies for their cure, and | rewards were magnified, and contests that way, when you can find an easlei for treatment. Dr. Torrence—who is —The Western Penitentiary of Penn of this kind were instituted at public way of doing it. Do yon suppose yoni physician to the mission—has been ap sylvania can make cocoa mats so respected ancestress would have done pointed director of the hospital In amusements, the ground marked ont 1« the remilt of this vast experience. F* cheaply, as a specialty, that outside it the way she did if she could have appreciation of Dr. Torrence’s zeal and Cures all Diseases originating from a for that purpose, and judges appointed Internal coiigcatloii, iiiflannn«l,*tv? manufacturers have about abandoned and ulceration« It Is a Specific« Ja known an easier one? Certainly not. devotion, applied gratuitously for many disordered state of tho BLOOD or to decide upon the fairness of the race, is a powerful general, ns well ns uterine» the market. Now. however, by the New Rememlier the world move«, and yot years in tlie relief of distress, the Shah LIVER. and nervine, nnd impart« vigor and Rheumatism, Neuralgia, to ascertain the winner, and to bestow York law just passed, substantial pro to the whole system. It cures weakwajH are expected to move with it. — Rostov has named him Grand Officer of the Boils, Blotches, Pimples, Scrofula, tlie reward. In former times, accord stomach, indigestion, bloating, weak tection is given the trade by the form Thsr. I, .. w„h Blue Ilk. !»_» rood> M e|li.p ing to Commenius, it wa, customary Budget. norvous prostration, exhaustion, debility Tumors, Salt Rheum and Mercurial Order of tho Lion and Sun of Persia. — idable tag which the goods must wear sleeplessness, i n either sex. Favo rite Pains readily yield to its purifying for the places appropriated to foot so h*n<ly. As well known alt over Europe as the tlon is sold by druggists under our in that State: ••Convict Made, 1887. —The oat is a splendid food for yo ing Christian at Work. Ls«Jin< Btueinx hy dealers and consumers u races to be railed in on either side, and Ouarantee, Seo wrapper around bottle. properties. It leavss the Blood pure, Western Penitentiary of Pennsylvania” animals, because, compared with corn, — Sum /oilnsing—"Miss Snowball, the Liver and Kidneys healthy and th« the prize giver stood at the goal to de Klndsrxarten Tea i. on the Pacific Coast The un Von —Wayback man—“No use talking. straw, etc., it is rich in muscle and will yer participate in some moah ice liver the reward to the person who dersigned are agents tor ths former tor tho whole 8end 10 confs in stamps for Dr. Pierce's M? Thirteen is an unlucky number." bone-forming element«, and this also cream?" Miss Snowball—"No moah. Complexion blight and clear, Treatise on Diseast-s of Women (WO should first touch it. He probably Cowtandfor th, Ul t. r fo , lh . Voiud Su ,„ M(J J. R. QATE8 A CO., Proprietor« Omaha man—“1 don't believe any such makes it a splendid food for work ani Mister Johnsing. I likes ice-cream papor-covered). Address, W orld ' s Dgrw means at the Olympic game, among Canada, and Invite the attention ot dealer» to their sarv M idical A ssociation , 663 Main sore 417 Sanaome St- San Francisco. superstition." “If you'd lost a brother mals. Corn should be fed sparingly to once in awhile, but not as a beverage. Buffalo, N. Y. which foot-racing was one. msrits. Wo are al«o a le agent, tot Rock Candy tiie way 1 did you’d believe it." “What work animals during tlie summer es Please 'scuse me.’’— Texas Siftings. In the present day, neither in this brip^ taiey T^ Pw p(wr Woma happened to him?" "He didn't believe pecially, as it 1« a heating food. It will littli —Ahsent-nuniteit Business-man (to country nor abroad, are foot-races S<WP. Gold Weight Spices, and many taber lln,^ any of those old superstitions, either, pay to make tho grain ration of oats ii office boy)—"Tommy, go up to my much encouraged by iwrsons of for and one day he took thirteen big drinks Ste morning and at noon. — Troy limes Li,‘ ,ar S’erybody. Bend addrm write house and tell my wife I have again tune. and seldom happen but for the of whisky, hand runnin', on a wager, ;;; *-«*•••• r-h forgotten my watch. Bring it back purpose of betting, and tlie racers are and the thirteenth dose killed him —A certain German was very much with you.” He pulls out his watch generally paid for their performance. U* "t *>» CUT SU«an Francisco, Cal. deader'n a mackereL"— Omaha World. blamed bj the owner of a vicious dog AMTI-BILIOi;« and CATHABl* and continues: "Now. Tommy, it is In many instances the distance doesnot —The development of coal and which the former had shot. “Why nine o’clock; oe back at ten.”— Kpoch. exceed one hundred yards. At fairs, not PAVID COLI A CO., aatural gas in far-off localities is giv didn't you keep the dog off with the SICK HEADACHE, »ml upon many other occasions where — “You have gone to housekeeping, Importan and bealera la ing an impulse to numberless little in butt end of your gnn instead of shoot- Billon. Headache, I hear," said Berry to his friend Hanks. many people are Assembled together, pixzlne.a, Con.tlpa- dustries hitherto dependent on distaut Ing him?" exclaimed the irate owner Indlwe.tlon, "Yea,” said Hanks. “nn<l my wife ia Starr«, Range« A Hause this species of amusement is sometimes fuel. Natural gas is found In Dakota of the defunct canine. “Ven dot tog and Blllou. Attack«, F ara labias Waada. perfectly delighted. She reminds me promoted, but most frequently the con promptly cured by Dr. and Texas, and they are after it in come at me tail first, det I pushes him L K. G. SMITH, (ElSi/y* Pierce’. Plea.an* of a tea-kett'e. she sings so pleasant dai ar sirruxs à stbclaltv test is confined to the younger part of Colorado. Natural gas is plenty in away mit de butt end of my gun; but Purgative Pellet., 25 ly." " Humph," said Berry. •• my m riru« atreet. Partlaad. ar. the concourse. «Ole «gent. |ggi|S«.l oent« a vial, by Drngnists. Utah, and much money is being di ven he cornea nt me niit hit biting end wife reminds me of a tea-kettle, Two centuries back, running, accord verted to its utilization. A sixly-niile first, den I «hoots him mil the biting too. I never know when she’s .. take) *«• *5«? 2 going ing to Peacham. was thought to be an the saie« of that pipe-line is to be laid from the Indiana end of dot gun." • reme lw«, «nd to boil over." -.V. T. Ledger. uaivertdl tat“’*' exercise by no means derogatory to the 1 TO I DATS. Meld to Chicago, and this enterprise —She Made a Mash. rank of nobility; and a poetical writer —Fee a ■picture of abject sham, has stimulated manufacturers of arti- Twaa a sii-Sollsr UU»—to bo briet b. th. celebrated Cotton manuscript, Ct««» by tka ici»! fuel to furnish fuel gas as cheap study the face of a pug deg that la ■at a tM party bm«bi it to (riot; th« public «nd written wrly tn th. flftenth ..ntury Far aba tat m n Sul, th« icadinc as natural for manufacturing pur- bofng led through the stnefe by a csa^xfth.o'ldom. 'Till be aaM aft or U.l tecommends it strongly to the nractio. dud«.—OmaAa Irsrta At-SMri&a «rebetoldiery.-cw^^; P UC* Ms'« ropoot-byt a* v» itnHlIplMl A PERFECT COSMETIC. Oregon & California R. R. Self-Playing Musical I POWDER 7 Absolutely Pure. ely ’ s CREAM BALM. catarrh WINCHESTER RIFLES PENNYROYAL PILL O good COLLINSON & AHPEL. E Acme Electric Belt Age Fl 0R,?‘-MNnQ OREGON SHORT LINE B eautv Union Pacific Railway. 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