The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953, September 02, 1887, Image 4

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PACIFIC
UNIV* TT
The export of silver from the United
Forest Grove, Or«<
A St. John county (Flo.» farmer heard States since 184« has amounted to *51.
O|>eii8 the new scliofl year He t. 19 3____
STARING AT CLEVELAND.
8TRANGE PHENOMENON.
higher < ilueutionul auvauUgu* v,1
Ilia
two-year
ota
daughter
SATIRICAL REPARTEE.
sex' •» throughout the Pacific Nurtl-
the yard and r»n cut to fl d the little girl 74d,77l.________ _
Ou Thing or Wlilrh the W*ahin(t'nnlaa<
Suuda over $190,000. Library. -verUth«1 W
prostrate on the ground whl e a (oo-aer
It outri’va s all-Dr. Sage's Catarrh
TN. »art of th* Atlantic Hoard at a Dis-
catlou, hea.thful. Expeurvs, ligt.t | ‘‘'flm
Nover
Seoul
lo
Tire.
A Coavanatlonm Art Coeetad by Many.
stepu on her bres.t crowing triumphantly. Remedy.________ __________
taaoa or «areaty Milas.
llan lnstnKti.iii, tho <>ugh amt
It is a curious fact that the Presi­ The enreged fowl hat piiked one of the
iiiik a west of Portland, on railroad with11
Bat Posse»»«wl by Pa*.
There is a story that Mr. Eliot Glover,
way daily For catuluiiUe or infoi
M
Jay Go ..Id ha« been sued for flvj million
child*« eye« out and had it ratebeu her race
J 1 ELUiid
As iron sharpeucth iron, so a sharp dent's carriage, even in Washington, horribly with hi« claws.
of Portland, formerly of this city, re­
dollars.
_____
_________
where
it
is
seen
almost
every
day.
and
lated apropos of sounds out of the still tongue irritateth the wit’s friends.
The Oregon Nationaid
A Cough, 4’oldor Here Throat
sky. I was in Farmington, said he. Though many laugh at other people’s has been for so long a common sight,
USEFUL AMD HUBTFUL MEDICIHE8.
ghoul-' not be ner'e< ted. ' Brown
still
an
object
of
curiosity.
Let
it
OF POBTLAKS. ]
is
expense,
no
one
willingly
serves
as
a
visiting my uncle. On Cln-lstmas night
There is a certain class of remedies for con­ child Troches" are a simple remedy and
I Suceeaaors to Metropolitan
* I
CAPITAL PAID IN,
1 attended the Christmas festival with butt. We fight shy of a man or woman drive down the avenue and every head stipation absolutely useless. The** are boluses ¿ire imiuedi «te relief. Sold only in boxes.
Transacts
a
(
It
neral
Baukin-
I
turned.
Let
it
stand
in
front
of
is
and potions made in great part of podopbyllin.
my relatives, and it was a clear starlit ready in repartee, for tho most courte­
ACCOUNTS kept subject to chedt B,I*M
'go Thresher»! 1 nave a few of the
HELI.H KXCHANt.E <«n Han Frua^w,^ '
night, for I remember at tho close of ous retort is seldom free from satire. some swell establishment on the ave­ ftioca, rhubarb, gamboge, and other worth- celeb
MAKES f’ol.Ll < ll.'Ns <>n
ated Wes Inghouse Threshers yet,
VAN b llrl.AHHMUTT,
UEli 8 uft]
the Christmas tree festival they sent a Even in vindicating himself, the wit nue and a crowd gathers immediately. leas ingredients. The damage they do to the and for h« purpose of c’oslng out will se
stomachs
ot
those
who
use
tnom
is
incalcula
­
l'leHl'k-llt.
Let
it
whirl
around
the
corner
and
fire balloon into the air, and it went seldom refrains from censuring others.
them
on
next
yes;
a
terms
»t
D. F 8HEKMAN I'.'ffd
ble. They evacuate the bowels, it is true, but
a. A'a-I. a fu*v sec'nd-h.nd ma
straight up and seemed to hang over An ancient sage, who lived when it draw up in front of the church where always do so violently and profusely, and be­ , Ugur
gripe the bowels. Their effect is to fines of other make. Write for barzaina
r*oi .rria at \ d |
us quite stationary. Then it took was common to erect statues to obscure tho President attends regularly, and it sides
weaken both them and the Btoinach. Better Z. T. WKIGHT, foot of Morriaon Street
a course in another direction and persons, being condoled with that no finds a crowd there waiting to get a far to use the agreeable and salutary aperient, Portland Ü egon^
_
Hoste ter’s Stomach Bitters, the laxative effect
acemed to dost over toward Lew- such honor had beon conferred upon look at the President and his wife. Let of
which is never preceded by pain, or accom­ * The only Mock of type, preces and
iaton. The next day waa Sunday, him, replied with wit, but also with them take to the road and plunge into panied by a convulsive, violent action of the printing material will be found at Palmer
bowels. On the contrary, it invigorates those
and after breakfast I walked out satire: "I prefer to hear it asked why tlie labyrinth of roads, and woods, and organs,
the stomach and the entire system. As & ltey’a Portland house.____ _
Opens October 6,
’
with roy uncle. It was a very still I have no statue, rather th n why I hills and valleys that surround Wash­ a means of curing and preventing malarial
R£AO THIS CAREFULLY.
fevers,
no
medicine
cun
compare
with
it,
an
i
it
ington,
and
yet
they
find
themselves
Closes October 25|
day, without a breeze, apparently, had one."
K.en mui .ii-l »ornan Toun» or old, on
remedies nervous debility, rheumatism, kidney
B1ZCIÁI. R atbb on all Tran»nort.^tlJ
The satire is sometimes deserved. A still the object of constant interest. So and bladder inactivity, and other inorganic tho I. UHictol »itli .iijilue»», “o "‘i**1*, h i,Jzí
from any quarter. Smoke rolled up
ir
taiuU,
pbnticl.li
doe.
nut
uiider»t»ud.
or
cannot
_
cure, Uiou) 1 writ« » full deKrlpUon ot tbelr
J"
straight into the sky. Wo were walk­ French maid of honor, at the court of long as they are in sight of any body ailments.
A.W.V1K WHIBJIIT NKttid
llr Korden. or got uu ibe train »nd rbul blui He I» bro­
“Ah parvon. I wish I c uld carry my oded with «»err butnunent ul
ing silently along when my uncle Louis XIII., asked a certain Marshal they are the subject of attention. "Al­
Tacoma, Washington Territmjl
.uedlcinoü
t*r
b«
had
lor
mon«».
(...««uiuUyui
rroe
gold
with
me.
”
said
a
dying
man
to
h
s
bert,
”
a
big,
black,
honest,
well-fed
“What do you to marry her.
stopped and said:
A Boarding and May MehosifJ
Hub«.t opinioua (hen; re»»m»bta cliarr«» AU oom.
DVBtor.
“
It
might
melt,
was
the
consol
"You are the silliest man at court," driver who sits on the box and has sat
P .ud«uce .trictlr couditeuUJ. Unció» .Uinp
hear?" I listened, “It sounds like
C'HPISTMAS TKHM HEGINS TuJ
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W B roKDKN, M. D.i
8. • end 11, Flret N»
there ever since Grant’s arrival at tlie ing answer.
the roar of the sea, ” I said. It did she said on his refusal.
uonal Bank, Portland. Oregon.
/ ond Thursday lu Keptvniber N
MOTHER'S
8MILE8
ARK
THE
SUMLIGHT
White
House,
eighteen
years
ago,
is
“
Excuse
me,"
was
the
witty
but
bit
­
iliken
at all ages and at any
J
Rupture Permanently Cured.
sound like it—tho low monotone of the
portaut.
however, to enter ea ly la Uu
OF
HOME.
No
surgery
Work
erery
day.
Curo»
guaranteed.
known
to
every
b<sly.
The
seal
browns
surf on the shore, the ceaseless roar of ter reply, “I think I have just proved
AddrJuDra P- 1KDEN A LUTHER, otiiora 8, 9 and U, Chi crdicAry kinds, »nd cannot be
For
catalogin'
an
I
1'Hrtleulars
mix.
den with Ji« rniitltuJ« o4
à J
There would ba fewer cloudband brighter Finn National Bank. Portland. Oregon.
are not much less noted and recognized.
Principal.
MILS. LEMUEL 1LW
the ocean in a storm. “But," I added, the contrary.”
Jem or phewohate
Nb. "*
iu many hou^-ehold» if every
Tacoma, WiuJ
A celebrated French artist, in tho So the average observer recognizes the aunshioe
“of course it is not the sea. It must be
3^-TAfa
towo» Go. MW wou swr&aa- «. i.
dispirited suffering woman realized what
I
’
ny
flow,
while
freights
are
low
and
turnout
even
before
lie
sees
the
Presi
­
days
of
Louis
XIII.,
disliked
painting
rnrr
return
mall.
Full Raj
a boon Dr. Pierce’» ‘ Favorite Prescription” stock large. You can save money if you
the wind.” "The wind?”’asked my
r K r r Moody s New Tail ir Syste^
uncle; “where do you see it? Look at the portraits of the ladies at the court. dent and his wifo. But this fact does is for all weaknesses and maladies to purchase your goods from P almer & Kiev.
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1Cutting.
M00DÏ
ACO.eu
J
which her sex is liable. No lady who gives
those trees. They are motionless. Look If he represented them as they were, not lessen his chances of seeing them. this wonderfu5 remedy a tri 1 will be di--
T hy G ermka for break laut.
at the smoke. Look at the grove of they accused him of not producing a On die contrary, lie merely takes die np.oln’ed by the result. It not only acts
pines over there, They would sing if good likeness; and if he flattered them, appearance of Albert and the seal promptly upon ad functional d r nge
, but Dy its rare nervine and tonic
jft ¿ft
.«'z.
ra
H
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any trees were singing, and they are then the critics asserted the absence of browns as a notice to brace up and ment
•va- w w •>« y 'ac •arv««’
properties strengthens and repairs the
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quiet. “Sure enough it wasn't the a resemblance. A countess, whose and prepare to take a good look at the whole feminine sys’em. trice reduced to
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ERN R. R. LANDS. Four millionacj
HUIA E. riSKHAM-S
suitable for Oranges, Lemons, Olive*, pj
wind, and if not the wind what was it? handsome features were disfigured by President and his wife as they come one do! tar. By dru /gists.
Bananas, Strawlierries and early v«geUlJ
It must be the ocean. Wo listened to the application of rouge, persuaded the along. Formerly it was a source of no
Eale on lonjr credit. $ 1.25 to $8.00 per aen.
The
annual
product
of
the
silver
mines
artist,
much
against
his
will,
to
paint
«mall
annoyance
to
them
to
be
stared
Address M. SOLOMON^^GeiL N.I,|
it for five minutes. It boomed and
of South America is estimated to Le $26,-
:it, for “stared" is the word in every 000,000.
roared sullenly. I was convinced that her portrait.
une
Agent (.âleicliunt oiiiv'i wanton ui evm)
Is
a
Positive
Cure
“Monsieur,” said she, petulently, ease, but they have become
I
ac-
it was the sea. In the afternoon I met
Is INFALLIBLE!
For Female Complaints and Weaknesua
C0BKD OF MALARIA
after
two
or
three
sittings,
“
your
colors
customed
to
it,
and
no
longer
a well-known Farmington gentleman
eomrwn to oar bw. t female population.
The 23F lorida S t .,E lizabeth . N.J Mar. 17,’84 It will euro entirely tho worst form of Fcmalo Com­ Ask Your Druggist For Iti
out walking and asked him if he had are not brilliant enough for my com [X-Tlllit it to wo-Ty them.
I
h
ve
been
us'ng
A
llcock
’
s
P
orous
ASTHMA
plaints, all Ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ul­
persistency with which i this star-
heard any sound odd or strange. Ho plexion. Where did you buy them?"
Relle vet. in Five Minutes.
ceration, Falling and Displacements, and tho conse­
Your "Tansil’s Punch” Sc clgura ar,
“Madame,” answered the artist, “I ing process is indulged in by every P lasters for the last five years. Some quent
said that he hoard tho wind in the trees.
Spinal weakness, and is particularly adapted
lots of friend«. Traveling men say t«i
MY~FRVKR.
day.
“Why, they are better than n
7 asked him if he could see any trees in think they came from the same shop body, irrespective of rank, color or two years ago, after h iving been sick for to the Chango of Lile.
Cure Guaranteed if Taken in Tinu. cigars.” Our trade lias more ihan |
will dissolve and erpol tumors from tho Uterus in
previous cond'tion of good breeding, is upwards of six months with malaris, I an It early
motion, and he said no. I told him I where you buy your own.”
since
we commenced to sell them.
stage
of
development.
The
tendency
tocancer-
BKOMHITIN.
A would-be wit of Paris, with more something wonderful. On the road found myself with an enlargei spleen, ays ous hnraors there is checked very speedily by its use.
P. & A. L. M illard , Ellhburt
thought it was the sea. He poolied at
Cure Warranted.
peptic,
and
constantly
troubled
with
a
It
removes
faintness,
flatulency,
destroys
all
craving
Address. R W.TANHil.il ACn.C
first, but subsequently I heard him tell­ assurance than brains, offered to intro­ every head is turned and every neck headache, and my kid: eysdid not act very for stimulants, and relieves weakness or the stomach.
DEAFXEH»
cures Bloating, Headaches Nervous Prostration, Gen­
ing a friend that he had heard the sea duce a young nobleman of the provinces craned when the President’s team well either. Haviog spent most of m« It
Cured iu Three to Six Months,
eral Debility, Sle 'plcssness, Depression and Indigestion.
feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and
comes in sight As it passes, the occu­ money for medicine and medical advice. I That
roaring. That night we looked at the to a la«ly of high rank.
backache,
always permanently cured by its use. It will
Bipli flier la. Croup, Neural­
thought, to save expense, I would use at all times is and
"Allow
me,
madame,
”
Mid
he,
"to
under
all
circumstances
act
in
harmony
pants of the carriage are tai gets for A llcock ’ s P orous P lasters , two on the with the laws that govern the Female system.
map, and found that the nearest points
gia, Headache, Sore
8IO to 870 per 8et.
Throat
nt which the sea came were IJoothbay present to you the Marquis de Tierce- every pair of eyes. After it passes small of my back, one on the spleen or For tho euro of Kidney Complaints of either sex this
S peedily C ured .
and Harpswell, and they are from sev­ ville, who is not such a fool as he heads are turned and necks are twisted ague cake, and one on the pit of the Compound is unsurpassed. Price $1. Six bottles for fcj.
Invaluable Remedy!
stomach, just under the b-e*st-hone. 1
No lamily should bo without LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
to a danger of dislocation for the priv­ continued using the p asters about thirty LIVER
enty to eighty miles as the birds fly. looks.”
Collars. Whips, Robes and all Saddlery
Patented April, 1S811
PILLS. They cure constipation, biliousness and
"Madame,
”
replied
the
Marquis
Wholesale and Retail,
Send for Cah
ilege of seeing Mrs. Cleveland’s back days, charging them every week. At the torpidity of the liver. 25 cents a box at all druggist s.
The next day the newspapers brought
Price of Treatment, $5.00; (Smoko Ball, $3.00;
W. DAVIS« 410 Market M
Debellator, for Internal Use, $2.00.)
reports of a fearful storm along the “that is precisely the difference I*- liair or the President’s white flaring eud of that time I was ;er;ectly we 1, and
S an F rancu
W-
-/W •>!«* W
collar which threatens his ears from have remained so ever since.
coast, with high seas and daniuging tween my friend and me.”
G eorge D ixox .
A
countryman,
walking
through
a
behind. The President not long ago,
surf along the shore. I have not hesi­
WILLIAM BECK A SON,
TCP TOP PRPQS
652 Market St., San Francisco, Cal.
tated to believe tliat we heard the surf city street in which there were many in riding out with a friend, called at­
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
The "Old Reliable” Jobber. 10x15, which Cun* and Sporting Goods. BJfiT’’Beware of Hurtful Imitations.
i
at Boothbay that Sunday in Farming­ brokers’ offices, was surprised at the tention to this as one of tlie embarrass­
we recently purchased from Palmer & ttey,
ton. What currentof upper air brought absence of merchandise in the windows. ments of the "position.
Po
tland,
Or.,
is
one
of
the
most
perfect
"Monsieur, what do you sell?” be
THE LATEST AND BEST!
it that seventy miles? Tho day was as
“Every body does it," he said; “no machines in the exe< ution of its work we
calm as the calm of the ocean at rest. asked, stopping into an office.
matter who it is, it is just the same. have seen on the market. For ease of
"Asses’ heads,” answered tho broker, You can see them fixing for it as they operation it discounts the lightestrunning
Lewiston (Me.) Journal.
sewing .machine, and for rapidity h -s no
snappishly.
•» —
"
come along the road. The moment equal; in all it is an ideal Jobber, and it is
“Monsieur must bo doing a large they see the driver and team they begin a handsome recommendation of the firm
TECHNICAL TRAINING.
CURES ALL HUMORS,!
Europaw Machine Made
trade," rejoined the peasant, laughing to settle themselves to a good look as of Palmer & Rey.— Stevens Co. Miner, Col­
from a common Ellotcli, or Eruvfl
The Need of K<luc«ting Yonnc Men fbr
ville,
W.
T.,
Aug.
18,
1887.
FINE
FISHING
TACKLE.
to
tho
worst Scrofula. Salt-rail
heartily, "for I see that he has but one they pass by."
the Profession of Railroading.
u Fever - «orcs,” Scaly or Ha
Manufacturers* A gents for
left."
Manhattan
Arms
Co.
Skin,
in short, all diseases caused M
The
President
does
not
begrudge
tho
When you go to Portland, if you need
In no field is more room afforded for
aro conquered by this powerful«
Slovens should bp made to feel that people this privilege. No matter how anything in the drug line call ou John A L. C. Smith’s, Colt’s, Remington, Ghnt PnilO
No. 40—Side Snap, Twist Barrel
$20 00 blood
the application of such skill and knowl­
King,
and
invigomting medicine. i|
lthica,
Parker
’
s
and
Manhattan
Ùllul
Ullllui
No. 50—Top Snap, Twist Barrel............ 22 00
Child & Co., corner Morrison and Second
Fating Ulcers rapidly heal underfl
No. 51—Toj^Snap, Twist Barrel, extension
edge as technical training gives, than neither their position nor their brains annoying it may be to him, ho recog­ streets, as they keep the best of every­ Winchester, Marlin, Ballard, Colt’s
nign
influence.
Especially has it inan!
24 00 its potency in curing
Lightning Magazine
in the management and operation of justify their disagreeable eccentricity nizes tho interest the average man or thing and their prices are reasonable. Ur
Tetter, Rose M
No. A—Top Snap, Twist Barrel, complete
Mahoney,
the
Irish
wat,
known
ns
"Fa
­
Boils,
Carbuncles,
Fyes,M
send
in
your
orders
by
mal'.
as
they
make
woman
has
in
seeing
4
live
President.
Colt
’
s
and
Smith
&
Wesson
railroads. Railroading has. in fact,
28 00 ulous Sores and Sore
Swelling«, I
No.
B
—
Top"
Snap,
Finest
Twist,
com
­
a specialty of sending goods by mail and
Send for Catalogue No. 5.
joint
Disease,
White
become a profession, fully us exacting ther Prout,” oneo called o i a literary So I10 quietly submits to be stared at express.
plete
gun
..............................
32 00 (Joitre, or Thick Neck, and SweHiJ
Unia
16.» & 167 Second Bt., Portland. Or.
No. . C—Top Snap, Laminated Steel, com­
and requiring as high degrees of pro­ Indy, whom he found conversing with and to have his hand shaken by thou­
J ohn A. Cnii.n & Co., Druggists,
Send ten cents in stamp»!
BRANCH HTORES:
plete
gun
.............................
a
gentleman
whoso
manners
indicated
. 32 00 Glands.
Cor. Morrison & ‘Id Sts., Portland, Or.
sands and thousands of people whom
large
treatise,
with'
colored
plates,
od |
Riverside Av . Spokane Falls, W.T. 94 State St.,Salem,Or
fessional skill and intellectual attain­
No. . D—Too Snap, Damascus Steel, com­
his familiarity with good society, but he never heard of and will never hear
Diseases, or the same amount for a tn
plete gun ............................. 36 00 on
ments as the liberal professions. Yet
Scrofulous
Affoctions.
The .Oregon Kindergarten Training
mmano .
“TI1K BLOOD IS TIIE IM
Dr. Barnard has failed to find that whoso apparel betrayed his slovenliness of again.
Every Cun Warranted.
School, for the purpose of instructing
cleanse it by using Dr. Fid
"Did you not not’ce his«well-bred
Sent V. O. 14. on Receipt »r Price. Thoroughly
There are plenty of horses in the
“any of our railway managers have a
Golden ¡Tiedical Discovery,and!
e_
teachers
in
the
Kindergarten
Method,
PORTLAND
-^narenu
t unncniu
virhtntrekt digestion, a fair skin, buoyant!
proper appreciation of the situation, or ease anil courtly tone?" asked the lady President’s stables, but the "seal will resume SEPTEMBER oth, at 240
H . I. HuUdUN, P ortlaxv .O r . Its, und vital strength, will bccstal
that there I ihs been any well-digested of Mahoney, after the gentleman had browns” are the favorites. About nine Washington street, Portland, Cr. A few In successful operation since 1866, patronized from
left
the
room.
times
out
of
ten
tliat
lie
is
out,
it
is
be
­
all sections of the Northwest, endorsed by
effort in the direction of educating rail­
business men and leading educators.
"Yes,” growled the cynical wit; hind them. Albert, the black, honest­ Musical Assistants will be given free
which Is Scrofula of tho Lun gal
way officials or employes upon sys­
scholarships.
Address
TIIE
MOST PERFECTLY EQUIPPED SCHOOL
rested and cured by this remedy, if tail
tematic lines, such ns. for example, “your friend can well afford to put faced follow, who came here with Grant,
fore tlie lust stages of« the direase arc» nJ
M
rs
.
C.
D
unlap
,
Principal.
of
its
class
on
the
Coast,
it
offers
private
or
class
some
polish
in
his
manner,
for
he
keep»
From its marvelous power oxer this kJ
ind
lias
driven
for
every
President
instruction, day and evening throughout the year, in
produce at West Point and Annapolis
fatal disease, when first offering tlid
Arithmetic,
Writing,
Correspondence,
Book-keeping
nonu
for
his
boots.
Youth'sCompanion.
since
tliat
time,
always
drives.
The
The successor to the Hawaiian throne Banking,Shorthand,Type-writing Business and Legal
corps of young men whoso basic educa­
celebrated remedy to the public, Dr. N
thought seriously of calling it his “J
President lias a variety of carriages— after Kalakaua is his niece, daughter of Forms and all Common School Branches. Students
tion and training, with n little experi­
sumption Cure,” but abandoned
his
slater
Likelike.
The
child
is
now
12
of
all
ages
and
both
sexes
admitted
at
any
time.
RECKLESS
BETTING.
i Victoria, a coupe and a landau. years old.
ence, fit them for any position of re­
name as too limited for a medicine ifl
Catalogue free. Armstrong and Wesco, Proprietors.
Of four gra<les—90c. and $1.00 per gallon for good; from its wonderful combination of tod
Sometimos
the
Victoria
is
used,
for
that
Evil
Which
Ftequeiktly
Mars
the
En
­
An
sponsibility and trust in our military
gagement of Amateur Races.
FLORIDA, “THB LAND OF FL0WAR3,”
$2.40 per gallon, 75c. per one-half gallon, for Strictly strengthening, alterative, or blood-cleiM
SMOKE
is really tlie most popular carriage on
anti-bilious, pectoral, and nutritive ptd
ami naval service.
Unquestionably
THE
But
can
belling
on
tho
university
Pure; $1.90 per gallon, $1.00 per half.gallon, or 50c. ties, is unequaled, not only as a romefl
tho road now, but generally tho landau, Is a paradice for the invalid, and the
there must bo in many of our largo
consumption, but for all’ Chronic I
"Fountain
of
Youth
”
was
once
though
Choise-t, Purest and Most Delicious
per quart for Smith s Green Mountain, which stands eases of the
railway organizations those who have races be stopped? That is not to be with tlie top down. The President, to be hid in one of its forest glades. It is
expected;
but
it
can
be
enormously
who
wears
a
black
Prince
Albert
coat
KEY
WEST
HAVANA
CIGAR
IN
THE
WORLD.
at
the
Head
of
the
List
Good
Syrups,
in
barrels,
long recognized the need of, and would
tow the haven of many con-umptiv-s. who
j^TFor uale at all leading places 'ttl
25c.; In half-barrels of 16 gallons, 30c.; kegs, $1.75,
warmly welcome, this educational diminished, and that by no one eii< and a white hat, leans well back in the find benefit in her genial warmth and fra­ LI/ P CMITU /P ortland . Or.
grant
flowers. The consumptive invalid
If you feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, 1
than
by
tho
crews
themselves.
If
the)
carriage with the .air ot a tired innn
•
l\.
U. Olvll I n, I S eattle , w T.
factor in railway management, and
$2.00, $2.25, $2.50, and Rock Candy Drips, $3.00 for sallow color of skin, or ycilowish-brown J
need
not
necessarily
go
so
far
from
Home
7
J
W
alla
W
alla
,
W
T
on
or body, frequent headache ora
doubtless many of them arc, from pre­ will dispense with all disguises and «coking rest. Mrs. Cleveland, who sits and friends to get relief. For if not in the
Sole Agent. (1™T five gallons. Maple Sugar at 10c.; and Strictly Pure, ness, lace
bad taste in mouth, internal hratl
vious education and long experience, subterfuges, and let themselves be beside him, usually wears a pretty gray aststagesof the disease Dr. R. V. Pierce’s
chills,
alternating
with hot flushes, iowp
15c.
per
paund.
Flour
is
lower.
Coal
OH
is
lower.
‘ Golden Medical Discovery" will restore
and gloomy forebodings, irregular
Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh is the
peculiarly qualified for making a forci­ known for just what they are, neither road suit anil carries a black and white to
perfect health. For all chronic throat,
If you want a Complete Outfit of Everything At and coated tongue, you are suffering M
Best,
Easiest
to
Use,
and
Cheapest.
more
nor
less,
then
betting
will
lose
striped parasol. Sho sits more erect bronchial and lUDg diseases It is a most re­
ble presentation of the advantages of—
IndigCNtion, Dyspepsia, and Tod
Wholesale Prices, write for Full List right now to Iziver,
or “Biliousness.” In d
mid in view of the great changes that nine-tenths of its impetus. Nor will than tlie President, and notes every liable specific. By druggists.
cases
only part of these symptoms area
SMITH’S CASH STORE, 115 Clay 8treet, San Fran­
scientiiic discoveries aro making in the pleasurable elements of legitimate tiling tliat goes on about her with much
ricnced. As a remedy for all such d
Silver mines of Europe yield annually
cisco
Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical ■
Sold by druggists or sent by mail.
methods of production and transporta­ uncertainty ns to the result ever be ab­ interest — Washington Letter.
*13,(X)0,W».________ ________
covcry is unsurpassed.
50c. E. T. Hazeltine, Warren, Pa.
The BVYERV GVIDM is
tion, and the new industries that are sent; for, howevef apparent it may seem
For Weak Lunas, Spildnf
Social Posers Answered.
issued Sept, and March,
Dr. W. B. Forden, c-lebrated specialist
Blood, Shortness off Breath, Brfl
continually springing up, I may say that one of the crews is superior to the
chitis,
Asthma, Severe CongliM
each
year.
Jfi*
312
pages,
in
nervous
diseases
.Ed
ruptures,
will
call
Roilolphus (Hackensack) says: (1) upon bls many correspondents in tlie Wil­
the absolute necessity for—a combina­ other, there nre a dozen possibilities
kindred affections, it is an efficient renicfl
A Touching Incident.
8%xll% inches,with over
that
tills
anticipation
may
be
defeated
S
old
nY
D ruggists , at $1.00» or I
3,SOO illustrations — a
••Will you suggest an easy and graceful lamette Valley In the near future.
tion of scientific and technical educa­
BOTT CFS for $5.do.
I
A small white dog, quite a young
whole Picture Gallery«
Send ten cents in stamps for Dr. Piffl
tion for tho operatives of the transpor­ when tlie race actually comes to be modeof acknowledging an introduction
GIVES
Wholesale
Prices
>ne,
was
frisking
and
barking
and
book
on
Consumption.
Address,
Best, easiest to use and cheapest Piso’s
tation service of the country. But, un­ rowed. One man may overtrain; an to a young lady. Something not con­ Remedy
direct to conttumcra on all goods
World fox
’s Di«pcnsary Medical A«
for Catarrh. By druggists. 60c jumpii g up nt a horse in a carrier’s
personal or family use. Tells elation,
how to 663 Main Street, B uffalo ,&
fortunately, men of this type are, as a other inay catch a crab; the stroke max ventional or formal? (2) How much
vnrt
going
down
Friar
street,
Reading,
turn,
out
more
effective
than
it
looked
order,
and
gives
exact
cost
of
every
­
ought I to pay for supper for mys.lf
rule with few exceptions, overtasked
thing you use, eat, drink, wear, or
when suddenly the dog stumbled und
with responsibilities and harassed with or tho crew that had never done itsell ind la«ly friend after the theater? (3)
have fun with. These INVALUABLE
the horse involuntarily stepped on it,
BOOKS contain information gleaned
anxieties that leave fuw opportunities justice in practice may awaken undot Would you advise me to marry on eight
breaking both its hind legs. The
tlie
spur
of
actual
competition,
am!
SKIN
&
SCALP
from the markets of the world. We
is offered by tho proprtV
lollars a week?" (1) "Ah, there!”
mid li'tle inclination for expressing
will
mail a copy FREE to any ad­
of l>r. Sago's Catarrh liera
horse, evidently conscious of what he
their views on any subject foreign to surprise its friends and strike aghast it« (2) Tho girl will settle that for you.
for a case of catarrh vtj
CLEANSED
dress upon receipt of 10 ets. to defray
had done, immediately stood still, and
they cannot cure. It J
expense of mailing. Let us hear from
their specific duties.’’— Popular Science enemies. No race is ever won until it Any suggestions on our part would be
have
a discharge iron I
PURIFIED
l
ending
down
his
head,
began
licking
you.
Respeetfolly,
has been rowed. And even if the «uperfluoiis. (3) No, Rodolplms, we
Monthly.
nose, offensive or otherwise, partial 1<WJ
the little sufferer. The man pieke«l
prophets prove correct, defeat will be would not, but you'll do it—mark our
smell,
taste,
or
hearing,
veak eyes, dull ■
ano BEAUTIFIED
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. or oressure in head, you have
Catarrh. IM
it up and carried it into the yanl oi
no worse, nor victory any less sweet, 1: >ur words, you'll do it; we sec it in ev-
«2” de 920 Wabash Arcane. C'hleaso. IU.
Dust Baths for Fowls, Etc.
BY
Sands of eases terminate in consumption.
a
surgeon
close
by.
Mr.
F.
pro-
Dr.
Sage's
C
atarrh R emedy cures theirt
it
has
been
expected
beforehand.
It
ir
A dust bath is to the hen what a
Q uticura .
sry line of your beautifully written let-
cases of Catarrh, “Cold In tho He«4
and Catarrhal Headache. 60 cents
water bath is to mankind, a means a rare privilege, too—the opportunity 'er. You'll do it; and oh, Rodolplms, DOR CLRAN8ING. PURIFYING AND uouneed it a hopeless case and that
it
must
be
shot.
W
hile
lie
was
exam
­
to
do
one's
utmost
for
no
other
reward
1
beautifying
the
skin
af
children
and
infants
of cleaning the skin from impur­
how sorry you’ll l»e for it! The day and curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, scaly
ities, and especially from vermin. It than tlie parsley crown. It is a privi­ will come when you'll wish you l>ad and pimply diseases of the skin, scalp and ining its leg the faithful animal was
with loss of hair, from infancy to old age, licking his kind master’s hands,
ihould always be placed -where it may lege which oolites seldom in after life followed our advice, but just now you blood,
118,000 WoH^IloVngraving«, a
the U uyicura R emedies art' infallible.
big tears rolled down his cheeks
keep dry, and where it may nlways as these young gentlemen will discovoi lon’t feel that way. We nre sorry for
C vticura , the great S kin U urk , and C vti -
CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH."
“Wilsum
>OAP, an exquisite Skin Beau titter, pre­ sa,d: "What will the horse do w.
The Original and Only Genuine ’
be handy. Tlie dust must not only be in duo time.— Julian Hawthorn, it. you. Rodolplms, real sorry, and that’s CVRA
pared from it, externally, and C u ^ icura R k - it? They are such friends, and I have
I ■ vain able
Century.
"T.*” ■“•kN"- newM.nr worth Ira.
iry, but it nmst lie in the shape of an
Is »Terr
holvknt . the.new Blood Purifier, internally,
about all v,e can say. — Tid-ltits.
I a*4
invariably succeed when all other remedies the mother of the puppy at home.” » 8« at hoe every
Impalpable powder. Fine loam, or
—A young woman of Denver wa«
(stamps)
to u« fer particulars in Utter by return nd
and the best physicians fail.
Rreaide. I
NAME PAPER. Chlehcater Chemleal (h.
Deserve, to be Sick,
C uticura R emedies are absolutely pure and The horse was meanwhile looking
humao clay is the best. To this may be married not long ago to a soldier sta­
ALL IN ONE BOOK.
2818 MadiMa Square, PhLladawh |
the only infallible skin beautlflers and blood wistfully up the yard toward its little Contains 3000 more Words and nearly 2000 mor»
added one-half of tine-sifted coal ashes. tioned at Fort Uuion, N. M. After th«
Doctor -Have you taken your pills purifiers, free from poisonous ingredients.
Illustrations than any^ahcr American Dictionary.
favorite,
uttering
mournful
sounds.
—
Sold everywhere. Price,C uticura ,50c.; S oap .
Wood ashes slmald never be used. But marriage he returned to his poet and regularly?
25c.: R ksolvknt , |1. Prepared by the P ottrr Chicago Tribune.
G. & C. MERRIAM & CO., Pub’rs, Springfield, Mass.
if an ounce of carbolic acid be p:il in she resumed her duties ns a domestic
Tbl, BELT or n-r-ter*
Patient -Every two hours as directed. D ruo and C hkm I cal Co., B oston , M ass .
tnade expressly for th»«*,
^TSend fbr “How to Cure Skin Diseases."
water enough to dissolve it, amt thia is in a Denver family. A few nights ago
derangemenu of the gen**
Doctor Did you cat nothing except Ji
*°<i
Scalp
preserved
and
beauti
organa.
The continuous
sprinkled on two bushels of dry dust «ho, while sitting in the kitchen, was what 1 told you?
A span of colt« ran away in Port,
•r KLKCTBICITY
)AD1 0 fled byCuTicvRA M edicated S oap
through th* parte mu»t
tml the whole thoroughly mixed, it startled by several distinct raps upon
land.
Ore.,
the
other
day,
ami
coming
Patient—Nothing.
them to healthy setioa.
confound thiawlth ElectrtaJ
will assist the fowls in ridding them­ the window. Looking up sho saw the
to a railroad bridge ran’out fully fifty
Doctor (enthusiastically shaking his
advertised to cure al I Ills£
selves of vermin. Th« dust bath should face of her husband peering at her.
head to toe. I< la fo» ta* w
feet on the ties before either stepped
patient’s hand)—My dear sir, you are
be placed where it : can receive the full Running to tho door, opening it, and
through.
Then
both
went
down
in
a
t iium I c I patient.
You deserve to be
formation, a d drew C beever»*
rays of the sun. The hotter it thua calling, sho found no one on tho out­
iria Belt C*„ 10S
heap and were afterwanl pulled out,
sick, you do. — Texas Stylings.
B tract. Chkago, HL
gets the better the fowls like it. The side; and then she fainted. The sequel
Cure« all Disease« originating from a with hardly a scratch.— N. Y. Sun.
Ixix in which the material is placed is that she has received a telegram
G has taken th*!***'
—Disgrtintied people should hesitate
—Only a couplo of copper cents and disordered state of the BLOOD or
the sales of that cl**
should be large, not less than 4x4 feet stating that her husband had died at
LIVBR. Rhanmatim Neuralgia, before they go in with a club to hit the
rein-die«, nn<I hMJf*
4
few
pieces
of
brick
were
found
in
the
almost universal sau*
If possible, and the dust therein may be Union just about the hour when she
1 TO 5 DATS.
Boil«, Blotch««, Pimple«, Scrofula editor. Tlie man who is all the time Mo hot ..Ur Plw no hratlnj
For
tivn,
to a depth of three or four inches.— saw his face nt tho window.— Chicago •toinaeh of an ostrich recently die-
KURPHY
mom Strictare.
Tumor«,
Salt
Bheum
and
Mercurial
Paris, I*
putting
heads
on
copy
may
possibly
«00104 at the Philadelphia Zoo. The
farm. field uml Stockman.
Herald.
G hM won >e f«»*
■r«M|y by tks
Morri
”
"
«I-
Portland,
Or.
Pain«
readily
yield
to
it«
purifying
have
learned
how
to
put
a
head
on
an
-
. ra .
the public and no*
lisseetors expected to find rings, fold
r«n*
TLr”¿lnf.,,n'1 ««eral Mwblner,. M.
Amaláis*.
’jnong the leading
«ut GÌ
lD '•<■« «KM»! r*
PERSONAL ANO IMPERSONAL.
vatches, jack-knives, nails, etc., and propertie«. It leave« the Blood pure, nnwelcome visitor.— Somerville Jour­ ..
CTlaoin
PITH AND POINT.
_
,,u EnÆ
•vere accordingly much disappointed. the Liver and Kidneys healthy and the nal.
—Lady Dufferin is paying the ex­
—Formerly the foolish virgins had
_T.Fi.r*‘ Saleswoman-"Of all the ar-
— England is the only country in Complexion bright and clear.
SELBY SMELTING AND LEAD CO,
penses of several persons studying in no oil; now the foolish virgins are too
J. R. QATCS A CO.. Proprietor«
rogant, disagreeable people I I ever
Europe
where
the
military
forces
are
8a n Francisco.
America for mission work in India.
free with the keroeeno.— Hackensack
417 Senaome 8t . San Francisco.
waited on that woman is the worst. I
recruited by voluntary enlistment
—Christine Nilsson began under Sig. Republican.
wonder
who
she
is?" Second Sales-
Therefore her industries benefit enor­
Th. OLDm M1DICIWX ia ths W0BLDT4
Mere! 11 for *200 a month. A few year»
—Tho author who wrote "There Is mously by the comparatively small
dyspensary ,
Is FrstaMr Dr. Isaac Thompan's |J woman—•■Why, ____
Mrs. Chipp.
later the Signor had to pay tho Swell- beauty in extreme old age,” probably
She
need
to
tend
at
the
PORTLAND. <*
number of young men withdrawn from
—e same counter
tsh nightingale *1,400 a night.
never tackled ar. over-nursed egg.— them and saddled upon the national
*x’,ore s,,c was married.” —
ELEBRATED
EYE
WATEU
SHOTGUN CARTRIDGES
—A London beggar has on the caiil CAicmyo Merchant Traveler.
earnings.— Chicago Times.
This
s mrrfnlly prvywrd phy«iHsn • wp -
he wears plastered to his chest the
—There are very few brass bands in
—A woodcutter in the forests near •rrlptitML mj <! han hwi In o«<Mtenl u»e> for nearly s ,.n~4° '* ,-‘‘" vcr (|O y>n»g partner) —
words: “Please bestow a glance and s a military parade that can play as
wnre-«-T'vold Mmevbags’
Bangor. Me., was the victim of a singu­
copper on one who can bestow many airs as the drum-major puts on.
sals of this srtiels is e. nrtmnUy farrMwring If the di
k \'’Un" P-rt*r-“Yes, sir, and
lar
illness
a
few
d
ays
ago.
Hie
pro
­
r
etions
art
foMowsi
it
trill
never
fail
W*
pertku
neither."
I —Shoe and Leather Reporter.
the a*Umti..n of rhywetana «. It« merito
so tight that all the relatives in the
visions ran short and he was compelled »InriW
i L. Thomf»OB.ACkeTItuy. N.Y.
-Mrs. Polk, widow of James K.
world can not find a flaw in it.” Old
—True happiness, my son, consists to eat cracked corn to save himself
Eruptions, Hair .»J
Bone Pains, 8
Polk, still resides in the old homestead in finding that you have paid *3 for an
lawyer (with some di.gust)—«The 100 000CaliUrniaGrwnRWetin iooVlrirtie,
from starving. He drank a great deal
Bore Throat, UkdjL *
nexitime there is . wiil to be .lraw* Lot. o<. ’. *5>
feds of Mercury
at Nashville. She is over eighty years of article exactly like that for which your >f water and the corn swelled, and but
»,
lue. soo,
1000
aDd Blad'v Trot«
1
it myselL"_?roMi)lct
age. but is in good health, and posses»- friend had to pay three and a quarter for the timely arrival of a doctor he
Gonorrhea, Gleet.
_ ______ or life.
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the day before.
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