I ■ PACIFIC UNIV* TT The export of silver from the United Forest Grove, Or«< A St. John county (Flo.» farmer heard States since 184« has amounted to *51. O|>eii8 the new scliofl year He t. 19 3____ STARING AT CLEVELAND. 8TRANGE PHENOMENON. higher < ilueutionul auvauUgu* v,1 Ilia two-year ota daughter SATIRICAL REPARTEE. sex' •» throughout the Pacific Nurtl- the yard and r»n cut to fl d the little girl 74d,77l.________ _ Ou Thing or Wlilrh the W*ahin(t'nnlaa< Suuda over $190,000. Library. -verUth«1 W prostrate on the ground whl e a (oo-aer It outri’va s all-Dr. Sage's Catarrh TN. »art of th* Atlantic Hoard at a Dis- catlou, hea.thful. Expeurvs, ligt.t | ‘‘'flm Nover Seoul lo Tire. A Coavanatlonm Art Coeetad by Many. stepu on her bres.t crowing triumphantly. Remedy.________ __________ taaoa or «areaty Milas. llan lnstnKti.iii, tho <>ugh amt It is a curious fact that the Presi The enreged fowl hat piiked one of the iiiik a west of Portland, on railroad with11 Bat Posse»»«wl by Pa*. There is a story that Mr. Eliot Glover, way daily For catuluiiUe or infoi M Jay Go ..Id ha« been sued for flvj million child*« eye« out and had it ratebeu her race J 1 ELUiid As iron sharpeucth iron, so a sharp dent's carriage, even in Washington, horribly with hi« claws. of Portland, formerly of this city, re dollars. _____ _________ where it is seen almost every day. and lated apropos of sounds out of the still tongue irritateth the wit’s friends. The Oregon Nationaid A Cough, 4’oldor Here Throat sky. I was in Farmington, said he. Though many laugh at other people’s has been for so long a common sight, USEFUL AMD HUBTFUL MEDICIHE8. ghoul-' not be ner'e< ted. ' Brown still an object of curiosity. Let it OF POBTLAKS. ] is expense, no one willingly serves as a visiting my uncle. On Cln-lstmas night There is a certain class of remedies for con child Troches" are a simple remedy and I Suceeaaors to Metropolitan * I CAPITAL PAID IN, 1 attended the Christmas festival with butt. We fight shy of a man or woman drive down the avenue and every head stipation absolutely useless. The** are boluses ¿ire imiuedi «te relief. Sold only in boxes. Transacts a ( It neral Baukin- I turned. Let it stand in front of is and potions made in great part of podopbyllin. my relatives, and it was a clear starlit ready in repartee, for tho most courte ACCOUNTS kept subject to chedt B,I*M 'go Thresher»! 1 nave a few of the HELI.H KXCHANt.E <«n Han Frua^w,^ ' night, for I remember at tho close of ous retort is seldom free from satire. some swell establishment on the ave ftioca, rhubarb, gamboge, and other worth- celeb MAKES f’ol.Ll < ll.'Ns <>n ated Wes Inghouse Threshers yet, VAN b llrl.AHHMUTT, UEli 8 uft] the Christmas tree festival they sent a Even in vindicating himself, the wit nue and a crowd gathers immediately. leas ingredients. The damage they do to the and for h« purpose of c’oslng out will se stomachs ot those who use tnom is incalcula l'leHl'k-llt. Let it whirl around the corner and fire balloon into the air, and it went seldom refrains from censuring others. them on next yes; a terms »t D. F 8HEKMAN I'.'ffd ble. They evacuate the bowels, it is true, but a. A'a-I. a fu*v sec'nd-h.nd ma straight up and seemed to hang over An ancient sage, who lived when it draw up in front of the church where always do so violently and profusely, and be , Ugur gripe the bowels. Their effect is to fines of other make. Write for barzaina r*oi .rria at \ d | us quite stationary. Then it took was common to erect statues to obscure tho President attends regularly, and it sides weaken both them and the Btoinach. Better Z. T. WKIGHT, foot of Morriaon Street a course in another direction and persons, being condoled with that no finds a crowd there waiting to get a far to use the agreeable and salutary aperient, Portland Ü egon^ _ Hoste ter’s Stomach Bitters, the laxative effect acemed to dost over toward Lew- such honor had beon conferred upon look at the President and his wife. Let of which is never preceded by pain, or accom * The only Mock of type, preces and iaton. The next day waa Sunday, him, replied with wit, but also with them take to the road and plunge into panied by a convulsive, violent action of the printing material will be found at Palmer bowels. On the contrary, it invigorates those and after breakfast I walked out satire: "I prefer to hear it asked why tlie labyrinth of roads, and woods, and organs, the stomach and the entire system. As & ltey’a Portland house.____ _ Opens October 6, ’ with roy uncle. It was a very still I have no statue, rather th n why I hills and valleys that surround Wash a means of curing and preventing malarial R£AO THIS CAREFULLY. fevers, no medicine cun compare with it, an i it ington, and yet they find themselves Closes October 25| day, without a breeze, apparently, had one." K.en mui .ii-l »ornan Toun» or old, on remedies nervous debility, rheumatism, kidney B1ZCIÁI. R atbb on all Tran»nort.^tlJ The satire is sometimes deserved. A still the object of constant interest. So and bladder inactivity, and other inorganic tho I. UHictol »itli .iijilue»», “o "‘i**1*, h i,Jzí from any quarter. Smoke rolled up ir taiuU, pbnticl.li doe. nut uiider»t»ud. or cannot _ cure, Uiou) 1 writ« » full deKrlpUon ot tbelr J" straight into the sky. Wo were walk French maid of honor, at the court of long as they are in sight of any body ailments. A.W.V1K WHIBJIIT NKttid llr Korden. or got uu ibe train »nd rbul blui He I» bro “Ah parvon. I wish I c uld carry my oded with «»err butnunent ul ing silently along when my uncle Louis XIII., asked a certain Marshal they are the subject of attention. "Al Tacoma, Washington Territmjl .uedlcinoü t*r b« had lor mon«». (...««uiuUyui rroe gold with me. ” said a dying man to h s bert, ” a big, black, honest, well-fed “What do you to marry her. stopped and said: A Boarding and May MehosifJ Hub«.t opinioua (hen; re»»m»bta cliarr«» AU oom. DVBtor. “ It might melt, was the consol "You are the silliest man at court," driver who sits on the box and has sat P .ud«uce .trictlr couditeuUJ. Unció» .Uinp hear?" I listened, “It sounds like C'HPISTMAS TKHM HEGINS TuJ _______ W B roKDKN, M. D.i 8. • end 11, Flret N» there ever since Grant’s arrival at tlie ing answer. the roar of the sea, ” I said. It did she said on his refusal. uonal Bank, Portland. Oregon. / ond Thursday lu Keptvniber N MOTHER'S 8MILE8 ARK THE SUMLIGHT White House, eighteen years ago, is “ Excuse me," was the witty but bit iliken at all ages and at any J Rupture Permanently Cured. sound like it—tho low monotone of the portaut. however, to enter ea ly la Uu OF HOME. No surgery Work erery day. Curo» guaranteed. known to every b<sly. The seal browns surf on the shore, the ceaseless roar of ter reply, “I think I have just proved AddrJuDra P- 1KDEN A LUTHER, otiiora 8, 9 and U, Chi crdicAry kinds, »nd cannot be For catalogin' an I 1'Hrtleulars mix. den with Ji« rniitltuJ« o4 à J There would ba fewer cloudband brighter Finn National Bank. Portland. Oregon. are not much less noted and recognized. Principal. MILS. LEMUEL 1LW the ocean in a storm. “But," I added, the contrary.” Jem or phewohate Nb. "* iu many hou^-ehold» if every Tacoma, WiuJ A celebrated French artist, in tho So the average observer recognizes the aunshioe “of course it is not the sea. It must be 3^-TAfa towo» Go. MW wou swr&aa- «. i. dispirited suffering woman realized what I ’ ny flow, while freights are low and turnout even before lie sees the Presi days of Louis XIII., disliked painting rnrr return mall. Full Raj a boon Dr. Pierce’» ‘ Favorite Prescription” stock large. You can save money if you the wind.” "The wind?”’asked my r K r r Moody s New Tail ir Syste^ uncle; “where do you see it? Look at the portraits of the ladies at the court. dent and his wifo. But this fact does is for all weaknesses and maladies to purchase your goods from P almer & Kiev. * 1 1Cutting. M00DÏ ACO.eu J which her sex is liable. No lady who gives those trees. They are motionless. Look If he represented them as they were, not lessen his chances of seeing them. this wonderfu5 remedy a tri 1 will be di-- T hy G ermka for break laut. at the smoke. Look at the grove of they accused him of not producing a On die contrary, lie merely takes die np.oln’ed by the result. It not only acts pines over there, They would sing if good likeness; and if he flattered them, appearance of Albert and the seal promptly upon ad functional d r nge , but Dy its rare nervine and tonic jft ¿ft .«'z. ra H Description and ■■|| any trees were singing, and they are then the critics asserted the absence of browns as a notice to brace up and ment •va- w w •>« y 'ac •arv««’ properties strengthens and repairs the M ■■ Map of FLORIDA SOUTH. M quiet. “Sure enough it wasn't the a resemblance. A countess, whose and prepare to take a good look at the whole feminine sys’em. trice reduced to ■ ERN R. R. LANDS. Four millionacj HUIA E. riSKHAM-S suitable for Oranges, Lemons, Olive*, pj wind, and if not the wind what was it? handsome features were disfigured by President and his wife as they come one do! tar. By dru /gists. Bananas, Strawlierries and early v«geUlJ It must be the ocean. Wo listened to the application of rouge, persuaded the along. Formerly it was a source of no Eale on lonjr credit. $ 1.25 to $8.00 per aen. The annual product of the silver mines artist, much against his will, to paint «mall annoyance to them to be stared Address M. SOLOMON^^GeiL N.I,| it for five minutes. It boomed and of South America is estimated to Le $26,- :it, for “stared" is the word in every 000,000. roared sullenly. I was convinced that her portrait. une Agent (.âleicliunt oiiiv'i wanton ui evm) Is a Positive Cure “Monsieur,” said she, petulently, ease, but they have become I ac- it was the sea. In the afternoon I met Is INFALLIBLE! For Female Complaints and Weaknesua C0BKD OF MALARIA after two or three sittings, “ your colors customed to it, and no longer a well-known Farmington gentleman eomrwn to oar bw. t female population. The 23F lorida S t .,E lizabeth . N.J Mar. 17,’84 It will euro entirely tho worst form of Fcmalo Com Ask Your Druggist For Iti out walking and asked him if he had are not brilliant enough for my com [X-Tlllit it to wo-Ty them. I h ve been us'ng A llcock ’ s P orous ASTHMA plaints, all Ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ul persistency with which i this star- heard any sound odd or strange. Ho plexion. Where did you buy them?" Relle vet. in Five Minutes. ceration, Falling and Displacements, and tho conse Your "Tansil’s Punch” Sc clgura ar, “Madame,” answered the artist, “I ing process is indulged in by every P lasters for the last five years. Some quent said that he hoard tho wind in the trees. Spinal weakness, and is particularly adapted lots of friend«. Traveling men say t«i MY~FRVKR. day. “Why, they are better than n 7 asked him if he could see any trees in think they came from the same shop body, irrespective of rank, color or two years ago, after h iving been sick for to the Chango of Lile. Cure Guaranteed if Taken in Tinu. cigars.” Our trade lias more ihan | will dissolve and erpol tumors from tho Uterus in previous cond'tion of good breeding, is upwards of six months with malaris, I an It early motion, and he said no. I told him I where you buy your own.” since we commenced to sell them. stage of development. The tendency tocancer- BKOMHITIN. A would-be wit of Paris, with more something wonderful. On the road found myself with an enlargei spleen, ays ous hnraors there is checked very speedily by its use. P. & A. L. M illard , Ellhburt thought it was the sea. He poolied at Cure Warranted. peptic, and constantly troubled with a It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys all craving Address. R W.TANHil.il ACn.C first, but subsequently I heard him tell assurance than brains, offered to intro every head is turned and every neck headache, and my kid: eysdid not act very for stimulants, and relieves weakness or the stomach. DEAFXEH» cures Bloating, Headaches Nervous Prostration, Gen ing a friend that he had heard the sea duce a young nobleman of the provinces craned when the President’s team well either. Haviog spent most of m« It Cured iu Three to Six Months, eral Debility, Sle 'plcssness, Depression and Indigestion. feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and comes in sight As it passes, the occu money for medicine and medical advice. I That roaring. That night we looked at the to a la«ly of high rank. backache, always permanently cured by its use. It will Bipli flier la. Croup, Neural thought, to save expense, I would use at all times is and "Allow me, madame, ” Mid he, "to under all circumstances act in harmony pants of the carriage are tai gets for A llcock ’ s P orous P lasters , two on the with the laws that govern the Female system. map, and found that the nearest points gia, Headache, Sore 8IO to 870 per 8et. Throat nt which the sea came were IJoothbay present to you the Marquis de Tierce- every pair of eyes. After it passes small of my back, one on the spleen or For tho euro of Kidney Complaints of either sex this S peedily C ured . and Harpswell, and they are from sev ville, who is not such a fool as he heads are turned and necks are twisted ague cake, and one on the pit of the Compound is unsurpassed. Price $1. Six bottles for fcj. Invaluable Remedy! stomach, just under the b-e*st-hone. 1 No lamily should bo without LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S to a danger of dislocation for the priv continued using the p asters about thirty LIVER enty to eighty miles as the birds fly. looks.” Collars. Whips, Robes and all Saddlery Patented April, 1S811 PILLS. They cure constipation, biliousness and "Madame, ” replied the Marquis Wholesale and Retail, Send for Cah ilege of seeing Mrs. Cleveland’s back days, charging them every week. At the torpidity of the liver. 25 cents a box at all druggist s. The next day the newspapers brought Price of Treatment, $5.00; (Smoko Ball, $3.00; W. DAVIS« 410 Market M Debellator, for Internal Use, $2.00.) reports of a fearful storm along the “that is precisely the difference I*- liair or the President’s white flaring eud of that time I was ;er;ectly we 1, and S an F rancu W- -/W •>!«* W collar which threatens his ears from have remained so ever since. coast, with high seas and daniuging tween my friend and me.” G eorge D ixox . A countryman, walking through a behind. The President not long ago, surf along the shore. I have not hesi WILLIAM BECK A SON, TCP TOP PRPQS 652 Market St., San Francisco, Cal. tated to believe tliat we heard the surf city street in which there were many in riding out with a friend, called at Wholesale and Retail Dealers in The "Old Reliable” Jobber. 10x15, which Cun* and Sporting Goods. BJfiT’’Beware of Hurtful Imitations. i at Boothbay that Sunday in Farming brokers’ offices, was surprised at the tention to this as one of tlie embarrass we recently purchased from Palmer & ttey, ton. What currentof upper air brought absence of merchandise in the windows. ments of the "position. Po tland, Or., is one of the most perfect "Monsieur, what do you sell?” be THE LATEST AND BEST! it that seventy miles? Tho day was as “Every body does it," he said; “no machines in the exe< ution of its work we calm as the calm of the ocean at rest. asked, stopping into an office. matter who it is, it is just the same. have seen on the market. For ease of "Asses’ heads,” answered tho broker, You can see them fixing for it as they operation it discounts the lightestrunning Lewiston (Me.) Journal. sewing .machine, and for rapidity h -s no snappishly. •» — " come along the road. The moment equal; in all it is an ideal Jobber, and it is “Monsieur must bo doing a large they see the driver and team they begin a handsome recommendation of the firm TECHNICAL TRAINING. CURES ALL HUMORS,! Europaw Machine Made trade," rejoined the peasant, laughing to settle themselves to a good look as of Palmer & Rey.— Stevens Co. Miner, Col from a common Ellotcli, or Eruvfl The Need of K<luc«ting Yonnc Men fbr ville, W. T., Aug. 18, 1887. FINE FISHING TACKLE. to tho worst Scrofula. Salt-rail heartily, "for I see that he has but one they pass by." the Profession of Railroading. u Fever - «orcs,” Scaly or Ha Manufacturers* A gents for left." Manhattan Arms Co. Skin, in short, all diseases caused M The President does not begrudge tho When you go to Portland, if you need In no field is more room afforded for aro conquered by this powerful« Slovens should bp made to feel that people this privilege. No matter how anything in the drug line call ou John A L. C. Smith’s, Colt’s, Remington, Ghnt PnilO No. 40—Side Snap, Twist Barrel $20 00 blood the application of such skill and knowl King, and invigomting medicine. i| lthica, Parker ’ s and Manhattan Ùllul Ullllui No. 50—Top Snap, Twist Barrel............ 22 00 Child & Co., corner Morrison and Second Fating Ulcers rapidly heal underfl No. 51—Toj^Snap, Twist Barrel, extension edge as technical training gives, than neither their position nor their brains annoying it may be to him, ho recog streets, as they keep the best of every Winchester, Marlin, Ballard, Colt’s nign influence. Especially has it inan! 24 00 its potency in curing Lightning Magazine in the management and operation of justify their disagreeable eccentricity nizes tho interest the average man or thing and their prices are reasonable. Ur Tetter, Rose M No. A—Top Snap, Twist Barrel, complete Mahoney, the Irish wat, known ns "Fa Boils, Carbuncles, Fyes,M send in your orders by mal'. as they make woman has in seeing 4 live President. Colt ’ s and Smith & Wesson railroads. Railroading has. in fact, 28 00 ulous Sores and Sore Swelling«, I No. B — Top" Snap, Finest Twist, com a specialty of sending goods by mail and Send for Catalogue No. 5. joint Disease, White become a profession, fully us exacting ther Prout,” oneo called o i a literary So I10 quietly submits to be stared at express. plete gun .............................. 32 00 (Joitre, or Thick Neck, and SweHiJ Unia 16.» & 167 Second Bt., Portland. Or. No. . C—Top Snap, Laminated Steel, com and requiring as high degrees of pro Indy, whom he found conversing with and to have his hand shaken by thou J ohn A. Cnii.n & Co., Druggists, Send ten cents in stamp»! BRANCH HTORES: plete gun ............................. a gentleman whoso manners indicated . 32 00 Glands. Cor. Morrison & ‘Id Sts., Portland, Or. sands and thousands of people whom large treatise, with' colored plates, od | Riverside Av . Spokane Falls, W.T. 94 State St.,Salem,Or fessional skill and intellectual attain No. . D—Too Snap, Damascus Steel, com his familiarity with good society, but he never heard of and will never hear Diseases, or the same amount for a tn plete gun ............................. 36 00 on ments as the liberal professions. Yet Scrofulous Affoctions. The .Oregon Kindergarten Training mmano . “TI1K BLOOD IS TIIE IM Dr. Barnard has failed to find that whoso apparel betrayed his slovenliness of again. Every Cun Warranted. School, for the purpose of instructing cleanse it by using Dr. Fid "Did you not not’ce his«well-bred Sent V. O. 14. on Receipt »r Price. Thoroughly There are plenty of horses in the “any of our railway managers have a Golden ¡Tiedical Discovery,and! e_ teachers in the Kindergarten Method, PORTLAND -^narenu t unncniu virhtntrekt digestion, a fair skin, buoyant! proper appreciation of the situation, or ease anil courtly tone?" asked the lady President’s stables, but the "seal will resume SEPTEMBER oth, at 240 H . I. HuUdUN, P ortlaxv .O r . Its, und vital strength, will bccstal that there I ihs been any well-digested of Mahoney, after the gentleman had browns” are the favorites. About nine Washington street, Portland, Cr. A few In successful operation since 1866, patronized from left the room. times out of ten tliat lie is out, it is be all sections of the Northwest, endorsed by effort in the direction of educating rail business men and leading educators. "Yes,” growled the cynical wit; hind them. Albert, the black, honest Musical Assistants will be given free which Is Scrofula of tho Lun gal way officials or employes upon sys scholarships. Address TIIE MOST PERFECTLY EQUIPPED SCHOOL rested and cured by this remedy, if tail tematic lines, such ns. for example, “your friend can well afford to put faced follow, who came here with Grant, fore tlie lust stages of« the direase arc» nJ M rs . C. D unlap , Principal. of its class on the Coast, it offers private or class some polish in his manner, for he keep» From its marvelous power oxer this kJ ind lias driven for every President instruction, day and evening throughout the year, in produce at West Point and Annapolis fatal disease, when first offering tlid Arithmetic, Writing, Correspondence, Book-keeping nonu for his boots. Youth'sCompanion. since tliat time, always drives. The The successor to the Hawaiian throne Banking,Shorthand,Type-writing Business and Legal corps of young men whoso basic educa celebrated remedy to the public, Dr. N thought seriously of calling it his “J President lias a variety of carriages— after Kalakaua is his niece, daughter of Forms and all Common School Branches. Students tion and training, with n little experi sumption Cure,” but abandoned his slater Likelike. The child is now 12 of all ages and both sexes admitted at any time. RECKLESS BETTING. i Victoria, a coupe and a landau. years old. ence, fit them for any position of re name as too limited for a medicine ifl Catalogue free. Armstrong and Wesco, Proprietors. Of four gra<les—90c. and $1.00 per gallon for good; from its wonderful combination of tod Sometimos the Victoria is used, for that Evil Which Ftequeiktly Mars the En An sponsibility and trust in our military gagement of Amateur Races. FLORIDA, “THB LAND OF FL0WAR3,” $2.40 per gallon, 75c. per one-half gallon, for Strictly strengthening, alterative, or blood-cleiM SMOKE is really tlie most popular carriage on anti-bilious, pectoral, and nutritive ptd ami naval service. Unquestionably THE But can belling on tho university Pure; $1.90 per gallon, $1.00 per half.gallon, or 50c. ties, is unequaled, not only as a romefl tho road now, but generally tho landau, Is a paradice for the invalid, and the there must bo in many of our largo consumption, but for all’ Chronic I "Fountain of Youth ” was once though Choise-t, Purest and Most Delicious per quart for Smith s Green Mountain, which stands eases of the railway organizations those who have races be stopped? That is not to be with tlie top down. The President, to be hid in one of its forest glades. It is expected; but it can be enormously who wears a black Prince Albert coat KEY WEST HAVANA CIGAR IN THE WORLD. at the Head of the List Good Syrups, in barrels, long recognized the need of, and would tow the haven of many con-umptiv-s. who j^TFor uale at all leading places 'ttl 25c.; In half-barrels of 16 gallons, 30c.; kegs, $1.75, warmly welcome, this educational diminished, and that by no one eii< and a white hat, leans well back in the find benefit in her genial warmth and fra LI/ P CMITU /P ortland . Or. grant flowers. The consumptive invalid If you feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, 1 than by tho crews themselves. If the) carriage with the .air ot a tired innn • l\. U. Olvll I n, I S eattle , w T. factor in railway management, and $2.00, $2.25, $2.50, and Rock Candy Drips, $3.00 for sallow color of skin, or ycilowish-brown J need not necessarily go so far from Home 7 J W alla W alla , W T on or body, frequent headache ora doubtless many of them arc, from pre will dispense with all disguises and «coking rest. Mrs. Cleveland, who sits and friends to get relief. For if not in the Sole Agent. (1™T five gallons. Maple Sugar at 10c.; and Strictly Pure, ness, lace bad taste in mouth, internal hratl vious education and long experience, subterfuges, and let themselves be beside him, usually wears a pretty gray aststagesof the disease Dr. R. V. Pierce’s chills, alternating with hot flushes, iowp 15c. per paund. Flour is lower. Coal OH is lower. ‘ Golden Medical Discovery" will restore and gloomy forebodings, irregular Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh is the peculiarly qualified for making a forci known for just what they are, neither road suit anil carries a black and white to perfect health. For all chronic throat, If you want a Complete Outfit of Everything At and coated tongue, you are suffering M Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. more nor less, then betting will lose striped parasol. Sho sits more erect bronchial and lUDg diseases It is a most re ble presentation of the advantages of— IndigCNtion, Dyspepsia, and Tod Wholesale Prices, write for Full List right now to Iziver, or “Biliousness.” In d mid in view of the great changes that nine-tenths of its impetus. Nor will than tlie President, and notes every liable specific. By druggists. cases only part of these symptoms area SMITH’S CASH STORE, 115 Clay 8treet, San Fran scientiiic discoveries aro making in the pleasurable elements of legitimate tiling tliat goes on about her with much ricnced. As a remedy for all such d Silver mines of Europe yield annually cisco Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical ■ Sold by druggists or sent by mail. methods of production and transporta uncertainty ns to the result ever be ab interest — Washington Letter. *13,(X)0,W».________ ________ covcry is unsurpassed. 50c. E. T. Hazeltine, Warren, Pa. The BVYERV GVIDM is tion, and the new industries that are sent; for, howevef apparent it may seem For Weak Lunas, Spildnf Social Posers Answered. issued Sept, and March, Dr. W. B. Forden, c-lebrated specialist Blood, Shortness off Breath, Brfl continually springing up, I may say that one of the crews is superior to the chitis, Asthma, Severe CongliM each year. Jfi* 312 pages, in nervous diseases .Ed ruptures, will call Roilolphus (Hackensack) says: (1) upon bls many correspondents in tlie Wil the absolute necessity for—a combina other, there nre a dozen possibilities kindred affections, it is an efficient renicfl A Touching Incident. 8%xll% inches,with over that tills anticipation may be defeated S old nY D ruggists , at $1.00» or I 3,SOO illustrations — a ••Will you suggest an easy and graceful lamette Valley In the near future. tion of scientific and technical educa BOTT CFS for $5.do. I A small white dog, quite a young whole Picture Gallery« Send ten cents in stamps for Dr. Piffl tion for tho operatives of the transpor when tlie race actually comes to be modeof acknowledging an introduction GIVES Wholesale Prices >ne, was frisking and barking and book on Consumption. Address, Best, easiest to use and cheapest Piso’s tation service of the country. But, un rowed. One man may overtrain; an to a young lady. Something not con Remedy direct to conttumcra on all goods World fox ’s Di«pcnsary Medical A« for Catarrh. By druggists. 60c jumpii g up nt a horse in a carrier’s personal or family use. Tells elation, how to 663 Main Street, B uffalo ,& fortunately, men of this type are, as a other inay catch a crab; the stroke max ventional or formal? (2) How much vnrt going down Friar street, Reading, turn, out more effective than it looked order, and gives exact cost of every ought I to pay for supper for mys.lf rule with few exceptions, overtasked thing you use, eat, drink, wear, or when suddenly the dog stumbled und with responsibilities and harassed with or tho crew that had never done itsell ind la«ly friend after the theater? (3) have fun with. These INVALUABLE the horse involuntarily stepped on it, BOOKS contain information gleaned anxieties that leave fuw opportunities justice in practice may awaken undot Would you advise me to marry on eight breaking both its hind legs. The tlie spur of actual competition, am! SKIN & SCALP from the markets of the world. We is offered by tho proprtV lollars a week?" (1) "Ah, there!” mid li'tle inclination for expressing will mail a copy FREE to any ad of l>r. Sago's Catarrh liera horse, evidently conscious of what he their views on any subject foreign to surprise its friends and strike aghast it« (2) Tho girl will settle that for you. for a case of catarrh vtj CLEANSED dress upon receipt of 10 ets. to defray had done, immediately stood still, and they cannot cure. It J expense of mailing. Let us hear from their specific duties.’’— Popular Science enemies. No race is ever won until it Any suggestions on our part would be have a discharge iron I PURIFIED l ending down his head, began licking you. Respeetfolly, has been rowed. And even if the «uperfluoiis. (3) No, Rodolplms, we Monthly. nose, offensive or otherwise, partial 1<WJ the little sufferer. The man pieke«l prophets prove correct, defeat will be would not, but you'll do it—mark our smell, taste, or hearing, veak eyes, dull ■ ano BEAUTIFIED MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. or oressure in head, you have Catarrh. IM it up and carried it into the yanl oi no worse, nor victory any less sweet, 1: >ur words, you'll do it; we sec it in ev- «2” de 920 Wabash Arcane. C'hleaso. IU. Dust Baths for Fowls, Etc. BY Sands of eases terminate in consumption. a surgeon close by. Mr. F. pro- Dr. Sage's C atarrh R emedy cures theirt it has been expected beforehand. It ir A dust bath is to the hen what a Q uticura . sry line of your beautifully written let- cases of Catarrh, “Cold In tho He«4 and Catarrhal Headache. 60 cents water bath is to mankind, a means a rare privilege, too—the opportunity 'er. You'll do it; and oh, Rodolplms, DOR CLRAN8ING. PURIFYING AND uouneed it a hopeless case and that it must be shot. W hile lie was exam to do one's utmost for no other reward 1 beautifying the skin af children and infants of cleaning the skin from impur how sorry you’ll l»e for it! The day and curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, scaly ities, and especially from vermin. It than tlie parsley crown. It is a privi will come when you'll wish you l>ad and pimply diseases of the skin, scalp and ining its leg the faithful animal was with loss of hair, from infancy to old age, licking his kind master’s hands, ihould always be placed -where it may lege which oolites seldom in after life followed our advice, but just now you blood, 118,000 WoH^IloVngraving«, a the U uyicura R emedies art' infallible. big tears rolled down his cheeks keep dry, and where it may nlways as these young gentlemen will discovoi lon’t feel that way. We nre sorry for C vticura , the great S kin U urk , and C vti - CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH." “Wilsum >OAP, an exquisite Skin Beau titter, pre sa,d: "What will the horse do w. The Original and Only Genuine ’ be handy. Tlie dust must not only be in duo time.— Julian Hawthorn, it. you. Rodolplms, real sorry, and that’s CVRA pared from it, externally, and C u ^ icura R k - it? They are such friends, and I have I ■ vain able Century. "T.*” ■“•kN"- newM.nr worth Ira. iry, but it nmst lie in the shape of an Is »Terr holvknt . the.new Blood Purifier, internally, about all v,e can say. — Tid-ltits. I a*4 invariably succeed when all other remedies the mother of the puppy at home.” » 8« at hoe every Impalpable powder. Fine loam, or —A young woman of Denver wa« (stamps) to u« fer particulars in Utter by return nd and the best physicians fail. Rreaide. I NAME PAPER. Chlehcater Chemleal (h. Deserve, to be Sick, C uticura R emedies are absolutely pure and The horse was meanwhile looking humao clay is the best. To this may be married not long ago to a soldier sta ALL IN ONE BOOK. 2818 MadiMa Square, PhLladawh | the only infallible skin beautlflers and blood wistfully up the yard toward its little Contains 3000 more Words and nearly 2000 mor» added one-half of tine-sifted coal ashes. tioned at Fort Uuion, N. M. After th« Doctor -Have you taken your pills purifiers, free from poisonous ingredients. Illustrations than any^ahcr American Dictionary. favorite, uttering mournful sounds. — Sold everywhere. Price,C uticura ,50c.; S oap . Wood ashes slmald never be used. But marriage he returned to his poet and regularly? 25c.: R ksolvknt , |1. Prepared by the P ottrr Chicago Tribune. G. & C. MERRIAM & CO., Pub’rs, Springfield, Mass. if an ounce of carbolic acid be p:il in she resumed her duties ns a domestic Tbl, BELT or n-r-ter* Patient -Every two hours as directed. D ruo and C hkm I cal Co., B oston , M ass . tnade expressly for th»«*, ^TSend fbr “How to Cure Skin Diseases." water enough to dissolve it, amt thia is in a Denver family. A few nights ago derangemenu of the gen** Doctor Did you cat nothing except Ji *°<i Scalp preserved and beauti organa. The continuous sprinkled on two bushels of dry dust «ho, while sitting in the kitchen, was what 1 told you? A span of colt« ran away in Port, •r KLKCTBICITY )AD1 0 fled byCuTicvRA M edicated S oap through th* parte mu»t tml the whole thoroughly mixed, it startled by several distinct raps upon land. Ore., the other day, ami coming Patient—Nothing. them to healthy setioa. confound thiawlth ElectrtaJ will assist the fowls in ridding them the window. Looking up sho saw the to a railroad bridge ran’out fully fifty Doctor (enthusiastically shaking his advertised to cure al I Ills£ selves of vermin. Th« dust bath should face of her husband peering at her. head to toe. I< la fo» ta* w feet on the ties before either stepped patient’s hand)—My dear sir, you are be placed where it : can receive the full Running to tho door, opening it, and through. Then both went down in a t iium I c I patient. You deserve to be formation, a d drew C beever»* rays of the sun. The hotter it thua calling, sho found no one on tho out iria Belt C*„ 10S heap and were afterwanl pulled out, sick, you do. — Texas Stylings. B tract. Chkago, HL gets the better the fowls like it. The side; and then she fainted. The sequel Cure« all Disease« originating from a with hardly a scratch.— N. Y. Sun. Ixix in which the material is placed is that she has received a telegram G has taken th*!***' —Disgrtintied people should hesitate —Only a couplo of copper cents and disordered state of the BLOOD or the sales of that cl** should be large, not less than 4x4 feet stating that her husband had died at LIVBR. Rhanmatim Neuralgia, before they go in with a club to hit the rein-die«, nn<I hMJf* 4 few pieces of brick were found in the almost universal sau* If possible, and the dust therein may be Union just about the hour when she 1 TO 5 DATS. Boil«, Blotch««, Pimple«, Scrofula editor. Tlie man who is all the time Mo hot ..Ur Plw no hratlnj For tivn, to a depth of three or four inches.— saw his face nt tho window.— Chicago •toinaeh of an ostrich recently die- KURPHY mom Strictare. Tumor«, Salt Bheum and Mercurial Paris, I* putting heads on copy may possibly «00104 at the Philadelphia Zoo. The farm. field uml Stockman. Herald. G hM won >e f«»* ■r«M|y by tks Morri ” " «I- Portland, Or. Pain« readily yield to it« purifying have learned how to put a head on an - . ra . the public and no* lisseetors expected to find rings, fold r«n* TLr”¿lnf.,,n'1 ««eral Mwblner,. M. Amaláis*. ’jnong the leading «ut GÌ lD '•<■« «KM»! r* PERSONAL ANO IMPERSONAL. vatches, jack-knives, nails, etc., and propertie«. It leave« the Blood pure, nnwelcome visitor.— Somerville Jour .. CTlaoin PITH AND POINT. _ ,,u EnÆ •vere accordingly much disappointed. the Liver and Kidneys healthy and the nal. —Lady Dufferin is paying the ex —Formerly the foolish virgins had _T.Fi.r*‘ Saleswoman-"Of all the ar- — England is the only country in Complexion bright and clear. SELBY SMELTING AND LEAD CO, penses of several persons studying in no oil; now the foolish virgins are too J. R. QATCS A CO.. Proprietor« rogant, disagreeable people I I ever Europe where the military forces are 8a n Francisco. America for mission work in India. free with the keroeeno.— Hackensack 417 Senaome 8t . San Francisco. waited on that woman is the worst. I recruited by voluntary enlistment —Christine Nilsson began under Sig. Republican. wonder who she is?" Second Sales- Therefore her industries benefit enor Th. OLDm M1DICIWX ia ths W0BLDT4 Mere! 11 for *200 a month. A few year» —Tho author who wrote "There Is mously by the comparatively small dyspensary , Is FrstaMr Dr. Isaac Thompan's |J woman—•■Why, ____ Mrs. Chipp. later the Signor had to pay tho Swell- beauty in extreme old age,” probably She need to tend at the PORTLAND. <* number of young men withdrawn from —e same counter tsh nightingale *1,400 a night. never tackled ar. over-nursed egg.— them and saddled upon the national *x’,ore s,,c was married.” — ELEBRATED EYE WATEU SHOTGUN CARTRIDGES —A London beggar has on the caiil CAicmyo Merchant Traveler. earnings.— Chicago Times. This s mrrfnlly prvywrd phy«iHsn • wp - he wears plastered to his chest the —There are very few brass bands in —A woodcutter in the forests near •rrlptitML mj <! han hwi In o«<Mtenl u»e> for nearly s ,.n~4° '* ,-‘‘" vcr (|O y>n»g partner) — words: “Please bestow a glance and s a military parade that can play as wnre-«-T'vold Mmevbags’ Bangor. Me., was the victim of a singu copper on one who can bestow many airs as the drum-major puts on. sals of this srtiels is e. nrtmnUy farrMwring If the di k \'’Un" P-rt*r-“Yes, sir, and lar illness a few d ays ago. Hie pro r etions art foMowsi it trill never fail W* pertku neither." I —Shoe and Leather Reporter. the a*Umti..n of rhywetana «. It« merito so tight that all the relatives in the visions ran short and he was compelled »InriW i L. Thomf»OB.ACkeTItuy. N.Y. -Mrs. Polk, widow of James K. world can not find a flaw in it.” Old —True happiness, my son, consists to eat cracked corn to save himself Eruptions, Hair .»J Bone Pains, 8 Polk, still resides in the old homestead in finding that you have paid *3 for an lawyer (with some di.gust)—«The 100 000CaliUrniaGrwnRWetin iooVlrirtie, from starving. He drank a great deal Bore Throat, UkdjL * nexitime there is . wiil to be .lraw* Lot. o<. ’. *5> feds of Mercury at Nashville. She is over eighty years of article exactly like that for which your >f water and the corn swelled, and but », lue. soo, 1000 aDd Blad'v Trot« 1 it myselL"_?roMi)lct age. but is in good health, and posses»- friend had to pay three and a quarter for the timely arrival of a doctor he Gonorrhea, Gleet. _ ______ or life. - I MECHANICS’ f POWDER Absolutely Pure.' .dsusxsiæ VEGETABLE • # COMPOUND bo HARNES SABDEtESJ’7'50^ CARBOLIC SMOKE BALL CO. I I I I BREECH LOADING SHOT GUNS Rifles. Revolvers. CONSUMPTION FLOR de MADRID ! Liver, Blood, and L um ■ CATARRH r r ■ O $500 REWAK EBSTER’S UnaliridgeflJictiDnary. I PENNYROYAL PILLS Day SELF-HEATING Bath fui HALL’S SARSAPARILLA The Van Moncisctf c ROSES! *• a memory of unimpaired vigor.... the day before. would have died. ««»»»It CwaSAeattaW OFFTCW_1Sfl in ma TWT^p «T x. p . n . u, no . m-g, r. s. y. no . Rt ] li