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The Greeks believed the plow was the gift of the Goddess Ceres, and proba bly would have considered it a sacri lege to improve it by any human in genuity. This is doubtless one reason why the ancient plow remained bo long in use without any material improve ment in its construction. It was sometimes shaped so as to raise the soil, as by a flat wedge ; at other times the wedge was turned on edge to move the soil to one side and secure an open furrow for the seed to fall into, but it was not till the fifteenth century that there was any indication of the idea of combining the two forms of the wedge into the twisting mold-board. It was only a little more than a century ago that the plow began to take the gen eral form of the plow of the present day, and the improvements a«e due to a number of inventors in different parts of the world. The Dutch of Hol land gave the pattern for all our sub sequent improvements, but to Thomas Jefferson is due the discovery and demonstration of the principle of the twist in the mpld-boaid. Webster took much interest in the improvement of plows, but it remained for Governor Holbrook of Vermont, to give us the perfect plow of the present day. Keeping L’p the Null. In a paper read before a prominent agricultural association of Canada, Mr. Rubert Braore of Montreal, says, in the older and thickly populated countrits of Europe, where the soil bad become barren and sterile from long-continuous cropping, the attention of the farmers was directed to the fact by scientists that something must be done to pre- vent the country from becoming a bár- bar ren wilderness like ancient Palestine, which at one time was exceedingly fer tile. The farmers took with the idea, and on the recommendation of the scien tists went into a more systematic cul tivation of the toil by better tillage, drainage and rotation of crops. The expectations of the farmers were sat isfied for a time, as this system utilized a large quantity of plant food that was lying latent in the soil, but after a few years they were again abruptly aroused from this myrirical dream by the fact that their lancroras again becoming ex hausted, showing that this better sys tern of tillage did -not prevent the de pletion of the soil, but only made avail Celery. able the remainder of the plant food Though a nativeof the swamp, when that was lying dormant in the soil. The same kind of tliiug is now on cultivated celery needs well drained something of a booin in this country. land and is very susceptible to injury Most of the agricultural papers are from an excess of moisture. Peter recommending drainage, more thor Henderson says that the soil best suit ough culture and rotation of crops as ed is a deep, rich loam. Nothing is a means of keeping up the soil. The better than well-drained meadow or drainage and thorough tillage may be | bottom land. If black and peaty it classed as a permanent good, but the will answer, but it is absolutely neces rotation of crops cannot be so classed. sary that it be free from too much It is simply taking from the soil with I moisture. The greatest difficulty in one crop the plant food not needed by 1 raising celery is in starting the plants, another, and eventually all these ele I the seed being delicate and slow of ments will have been exhausted, and ' germination. A bed of rich soil should then the soil will be poor, indeed. The be prepared and the seed sown in the rotation creates no new supply of drills and lightly covered. When an needed elemqpts, and hence unless inch high the plants should be thinned something be added to make up the out to an inch or so apart, and when loss caused by the crops removed there three or four inches high they are can be otherwise than nothing to re ready to be transplanted. If the trench move sooner or later. A supply can- system is to be followed, ditches should be dug a foot wide, two feet deep and lot come without a source. This failure to keep up the lands in four feet apart. Into the bottom of Europe on the new plan put the chem- these trenches should be put ten to sts to work, and they learned that the twelve inches of well-decayed stable toil must contain certain elements of manure, thoroughly mixed with soil. >lant food to be productive, and since In this the plants should be set out a ong cropping had exhausted them foot apart, and shaded from the hot hey must be supplied, not by mechan- sun when first transplanted. In cul cnl means, but by direct application. tivation care must be taken not to Phis theory is still recognized to be handle the plants when the dew is on [uite correct, with the further theory the leaves, and dirt must not be al hat the soil, however fertile, contains lowed to reach the center of the plant, nexhaustible suppli?s of these essen- or the stalks will rust and be unfit for ial constituents. With these facts market. When.the tallest stalks are taring the farmer in the face he had eighteen inches high the banking-up lither to let liis land become barren process must be commenced, but care .nd sterile, or get a supply of these it - must again be taken to keep the earth ¡redients, in some shape or other, to from the center of the plant. One successful grower of the plant states ake the place of the waste going on. A new departure was then adopted that he has had good success in n the shape of mixed farming—that blanching celery by the use of sawdust s, keeping a certain number of stock, instead of earth in banking up. There irincipally dairy etock, to utilize all is no danger from rust, and the stalks he rougher produce of the farm and are much whiter aud tenderer than lave it converted into manuye and put .when earth is used. jack into the land. This was to be the The honey crop in California will ;reat cure-all for the prevailing evil, be only one-tenth of last year’s yield. ind, indeed, is now considered by » arge school of our own farmers as bo Cheese-making is a safe business to ng all that is requisite not only to stick to, for it is not as liable to be teep up, but also to restore the fertility overdone as butter-making, and the >f the hardly used soil. Thisisam.vth, product will keep longer and bear ind one science finds it very hard to transportation better. iradicate. The theory is greatly Pick out your breeders, the pigs with trengthened by personal observation, or in many cases where thia method long bodies, broad backs and deep, s fairly well carried out, the land be- round hams. Select a breed that has omes much more productive than it hair on it. A good coat of hair counts ras when crops were takeu off contia- on a hog as well as any animal. It is ously, and although we are pleased a protection in summer and in winter. a admit this fact ns far as it goes, yet In pruning trees of any kind it is re may rest assured history will repeat tself, r.nd we have only to look up the better to leave one strong branch or ecords of some of the older countries limb than two or three weak ones. It o find that, with the most careful sys- is better to keep limbs thinned out em of mixed farming, where nothing than to cut back and make loo close t sold off but milk, butter and cheese, heads. Let the sun's rays in all s the case may be, along with some through the tree. eef, the soil gradually becomes de leted of plant food, and although it Young chickens, as soon as weaned, aay take much longer time to accon- should be provided with suitable lish this end aa compared with rais-' perches. Make them low and on a ng and selling off crop« direct, yet the level. It will be better for their health act remains the same—exhaustion is to get the young fowls off the ground ust as surely and steadily going on. as soon as po-sible. Do not neglect to Is already stated, nothing new is be- provide a door or slide. ng created. The manurial matter re- nrned to the soil by the stock h d In twenty days the eggs of one hen een tiken from it by the stock, and would exceed the weight of her body. ¡ence every particle of it not returned So of any bird. Yet the whole of that t just that much toward eventual ex- mass of albumen is drawn directly «nation. from her blood. If stinted in food, of In a word, tho farm r who tires course it would limit the numler as othing but farm-yard minure pro- well as the size of the eggs. uced on the farm from crops grown n the farm, is all the time exh mating The spring litter of pigs should be is land. removed from the sow and turned on Mr Braore holds th it farming found- the clover. A warm mess in the morn d solely on the use of the manure ing and at night of scalded gmund nade on the farm alone is, economic- oats and middlings will cause th<fm to lly speaking, sg.iin-t common sense, grow very rapidly, as they will also se 'here is but one mein« by which the cure a large share of their food n the >il can be permanently kept, up— field. miething of a suitable character must 9 drawn to it from a source beyond Experiments show that wh. n cut le farm. Such draft may exhaust at hay and ground grain ar« fed to stock >me other place, but the farmer de the cost of feeding is lessened suffi ring to keep up his *oH has nothing ciently to pay for labor necessary to pre > do with th it. Business is business, pare the food and grind the grain, and on know—get all you can, hones'ly, that the increased growth of the stock i the only lule that can lead to per- is noticeable when compand with lanent prosperity. those fed upon whole grain and uncut hay. _______________ The F.’«w. The ptow in some form doubtless stes hack at least 3,500 or 4,000 years, i proved l>v chiseled slabs upon an ient monuments. For many centu ee it was but a crooked limb of a tree, 'ne of the earliest repre»enta<ions lows it as being drawn by fwur men, ho took portions of the branches upon eir shoulders, while two otter men liking behind held it to the ground th hand or feet. The first plows twn by cattle were guided by a ringle ndle, while the plowman, with his e hand, sowed the grain. Other men lowed as attendant« to scare away da and prevent then* from picking Farmers residing in the vicinity of the great Shrader gas well near Ko komo, Indiana, go on record as har vesting the first wheat by natural gas light. A dozen seif-binders aud men shocking wheat at the lonely hour of midnight, was truly a novel scene, which was witnessed by hundred* of people who surrounded the fields of grain in carriages The constant roar of the Shrader well can be heard eight miles away, while the light can he seen at Burlington, fifteen miles west of here. Th« estimated flow of gas from this well is 15,000,000 cubic feet every twenty-four hours. MCMINNVILLE, OREGON, AUGUST 19, 1887. • COAST CULLINGS. ALL ABOUT ELEPHANTS. M.u, Cumimrattvety New Fact. In Regard to TUeir llabit. aud Peculiar.tie*. Devoted Principally to -Washington The main supply of ivory is derived Territory and Oalifornia. from the African elephant, and not Seattle has 3',594 children of school age. Clarke county, W. T., has 8,000 in habitant*. Kittitas county, W. T., has a popu lation of 5,443 inhabitants. Spokane Falls, W. T., has a new $1,800 hook and ladder wagon. The Salvation Army at Marysville, Cal., has made a Chinese convert. Walla Walla county's assessment shows property worth $5.200,000. Fire at Needles, Cal., destroyed the principal business portion of the town. The assessed valuation of Seattle is $11,872,328, and of King county $16,- 861,729. The Seattle & West Coast Railroad is to be completed to Snohomish by October 1st. A failure to vaccinate is punished at Phoenix, A. T., by $300 fine or six months in jail. Lightning struck and killed fourteen cows belonging to Mrs. Fred Tollman, in Colfax county, N. M. A narrow-gauge railroad, extending from Reno, Nevada, northward, will probably be built to Susanville within a year. A new town has been laid out on I he line of the Spokane & Palouse Railroad. The company will put up shops there. An explosion of the Giant Powder Works at Berkeley caused the total de struction of the buildings and death of several Chinamen. The population in California ad vanced from 864,686 in 1880 to 1.117,- 952 in 1886. In the last six months it has gained more rapidly than ever. Wm. Rhoades, a pioneer miner, was found d”ad in the Bitter Root moun tains, Idaho, recently. He was buried in the snow which was fifty feet deep. Two sons of H. S. Hollingsworth, of Colfax, were drowned in the mill-race at that place. They were aged 12 and 9 years, and were both good swimmers. At San Francisco Michael Kennedy was ehot four times and had his throat cut. by a woman named Fanny Hen dry, who then shot herself and cut her own throat. Ex-Union soldiers of California have requested the Congressional delega tion of that State to present a bill to allow each prisoner of war $2 for each day spent in prison. W. P. Schusler shot hinvelf dead at Butte, Montana. He had lost some $700 cn the Butte races and other gam bling, and in despair ended his life. He stood high in'uearly all the orders in the Territory. Chief of Police Crowley, of San Francisco, has sent to every officer on the police force a circular, stating that the Police Commissioners have firmly determined to dismiss from the force any officer whoenters a drinking place while on duty. A number of prominent citizens of California have sent an invtation to Roscoe Conkling, New-York’s ex-Sen- ator, to visit this coast and deliver a series of speeches and orations, the proceeds of which are to be forwarded to the Grant monument fund. An attempt was made, presumably by tramps, to wreck a large Santa Monica (Cal.) excursion train, by plac ing ties on the track. Fortunately, the engineer saw the obstruction in time to avert a calamity. Twelve hun dred people were on the train. Thomas Wilson, captain of the O. R. & N. steamer North Pacific, drop ped dead on the deck of that vessel at Port Townsend, W. T. He was aged about 44, has been in the O. R. A N. employ for many years, and was the most popular man in the service. The sale of the Camas mine No. 2 in Idaho has been consummated for $2.750,000 in cashand mortgage bonds, and $1,250,000 in the company’s stock. New York parties are tho purchasers. An expert says there are from twelve to twenty feet of quartz, averaging $33 in carload lots. Capt. A. H. Payson, United States engineer recommends appropriations for next fiscal year’s expenditures as follows: 8an Joaquin river. Cal., $119,000; Mokelumne river, $2,000; Petaluma creek, $2,000; Sacramento an I Feather river*, $40,000; Hum boldt harbor and bays, $250,000. Over $55,000 have been contributed to lhe relief of the sufferers by the Na naimo disaster. The committee have determined to book widows and chil dren to their original homes, providing transportatiqp and all incidental ex penses, and subsequently purchasing an annuity far them. from his Indian or Asiatic brethren. There are numerous differences' be tween tho two—the African beast being the larger, a foot taller, having bigger ears, a somewhat flatter head, and with four nails on each foot; whereas the Asiatic elephant has four nails on each hind foot and five on his fore feet. It is the abtonce of tu^ks in tho Asiatic elephant, or their partial development, which is tho great difference. Tho tusks of tlie African elephant vary with tho size or ngj of the animal. They have no roots like the teeth of animals, "but fit firmly into what aro called premaxillary sockets, and if we should examine this Ir.iriod or hidden portion, we should find that it was partly hollow, so to spo.ik. tho ivory at the root being very thin and surround ing a pulp, where tho ivory is being secreted.” As the animal increases in years the hollow in tho tusk is filled up with solid material. and "in extremely old elephants it disappears entirely, and the tusk is solid ivory.” The dentine, as in the matured tusk, begins in a pulp cavity, which may bo ten inches or more long, imbedded in the skull, and this is soft, Sometimes it hap- pens that a ball has been fired nt an elephant, which is imbedded in the softer ponion of the tusk, and after a whilo is surrounded by the harder ivory. Such b ills are sometimes found by ivory workers. Tho true teeth of the elephant have a curious method of progression, “n ov ing gradually forward from b -bind in regular succession; each old front tooth ns it is worn awav being pushed out of place Uy its successor.” Tho wear and tear on the ie<'th of this ani mated grindlng-mill must be immense —a large Indian elephant consuming eight hundred pounds of green fodder in the eighteen hours. An English officer in charge of ele phants belonging to tho Government found that for years the animals had been given two hundred and fifty pounds of green fodder, and had been starved, because, through ignorance, the Government, had fix•<! the rate. The elephant uses iiis tusks for attack and defense, but principally, in a wild state, to overturn treei of »mall grow h, so that he can fee l on their branches. Sir Samuel Biker meas ured mimosa trees four feet six inches in circumference and thirty feet high, which elephants had pulled down, and the damage they cause is almost in credible. These trees, however, have no deep root, and are comparatively easy to overthrow. It is the trunk of the elephant which i* its most remarkable fe: titre. Citi ver estimated it as containing forty th in land muscles. It is both hand and nose. Though the trunk is so useful, it is a ver, tender and delicate organ, and Is not tiled in the rough manner generally supposed. "In making an nttaek, it is raised high in the air out of tho way. When n great weight is lifted, it is not the trunk, but the tusks, which are employed, the former oily holding the object upon the latter.” There are many facts in rogar I Io elephants which are novel to renders. It is not generally known that there is a resemblance between tho stomachs of the elephant and a camel, since both possess the power of storing wa ter. Hunters have been often as'on- ished nt seeing elephants, which they have been chasing for some time, in sert their trunks into their mouths, and there obtain a supply of water that is blown over their dry and heat ed body. — Go'd n Day». SHOWING AN INTEREST. The Duty of Adapting Onr«elret to Other*« Live« in Order to Advance the Cause of the Master. This is the way of some who arc counted peculiarly easy in their man ner of adapting themselves to all whom they meet, but who have won their power by hard work, against their natural inclination, and who retain that power only by continued effort in its timely oxercise. They have studied womanly methods of thought and fee ing, as over against the manly methods, by tho reaping of the best portraitures of woman by various women writers as well as those by men. They have watched tho ways of children as children, in order to understand children, and to adapt themselves in- telligenilv to children. They have in formed themselves, from time to time, of the diff 'r.-nt subjects of socioty con the more or of versation, of popular prominent themes outside of th ir inferes', own sphere of personal life ;and whether lhey find themselves ata place of Mtmmi’r resort, or at a church socia ble. or at a market-place, they dcliber- atelv consider their companions of the hour, and adapt th-ir conversation to them, as if thoy were doing it sponta neously. Nor are these men mere so ciety lovers, or seekers after the repu tation of universal friendliness. Often it is by a mental wrench that they br-ak away from their |>er’ou:il absorption in congenial thought or occupation, and strive unselfishly to conform them selves to the tastes and needs of others I as a means of well doing in tho world. And if they are tlyis all things to all. in oi-der that they may by *11 things rightly represent their Master, and win to His loving service, they are more than justified in this endeavor to hare and to show a kindly interest in their fellows.-A.-A Timet. Golden trout are found in but one place in the world—that is in the brooks of Mount Whitney, up near the bauk* of everlasting snow. They have a golden stripe down each side and are the mo*t lieautiful fish that swim. Those frho saw the first specimen* of these trout that were brought down from the head of Whitney creek thought that they were made up for sho »—that strip* of gold-leaf had been glu -d to their rides. 1 t the Bank of Murray may be seen a r ugget recently taken out of one of th< few placer claims which are now be ng worked, which weigh* 33 ounce*, 4 )>ennyweights and 10 grains, being over four cutice* larger than any here tofore produced in the Creur d'Alene placer*. It is not m smooth m meet of the large nuggets, appearing to have Bow* of satin or watered ribbon dec been washed but a short distance. The owner is unwilling to »late where it ora*« the handles and top* of dressy •iru*h wm found. WESTERN CPd-SUSES. “ NO. 17 Description ot the Mixt llectructlr* Ku- ■In* of War Kver Invented. "It is curious to notice,” said a well- known Wall street banker the other day, "how many Western men of wealth have within a few years taken up their resilience in New York. There is no place like New York. The ladies have much to do with the hegira of Western millionaires to New York. The ladies go to Saratoga or Newport in the Slimmer, and meet New York people of wealth, who invite them to the city, and once here they are soon in tho swirl of fashion. A month or two really settles the matter. They are dis satisfied on returning home, and soon they are again in Now York.” John W. Mekay, tho bonanza king, alternates between New York ami San Francisco. He does not aspire to social prominence. There are many mon here who won fortunes in tho West, though they wore born at the East. C. P. Huntington has lived here for many years. He is worth $30,000,000 and he lives in fine stylo on Park avenue. His social standing is not very high. Ho Is a man of rugged nature, a natural leader and in his sixty-fifth year. En grossed in groat enterprises, he cares littlo or notiiing for society. Senator Leland Stanford comes here quite fre quently. He i^worth $40.000,000, even after setting asido $10,003,000 for an Industrial university on his 6,000-acre . snoh in California. Charles Crocker lives here. He is second vice president of tho Central Pacific road, and is worth $10,000,000 or $15,000,000. He is now about sixty-live. Once upon a time he was a blacksmith. Railroads gave him his millions. D. O. Mills, who made most of his fortune ifi Cali fornia. has lived here for about fifteen years. IIo used to drive a hack in a small town up the Hudson River. He went West and became associated with William C. Ralston, that financial metbor of California, in the organiza tion of the California Bank, which was to come down with a crash and drive Ralston to a euicido’s death. Soon after coming to New York Mr. Mills was advised by William H. Vanderbilt to buy Like Shore. He did so and made nearly $3,000,000 with which he erected the Mills building. Senator John P. Jones, of Nevada, is also often seen in Neiv York. He made five or six millions in California mines and lost it trying to become a railroad magnate. John W. Mackey has helped him, and ¡4 is understood that lie has got on his foot again largely through mining speculations. He is an Englishman, fifty-eight years of ago.—0. IK Pigg», in Philadelphia Pres». Statisticians iuforui us that the entire loss of life in wars between so-called civilized countries from the year 1793 down to 1877 has roaobed the enormous amount of 4,470.000. To many per sons these figures convoy a sad and solitary lesso i. Oi the other hand there are many who act as if they In riled or knew them not. R -ail rs will differ as to whether it is laudable or otherwise to invent any means by which the above figures might possibly bo increas 'd; but. leaving the senti mental part of'the subject aside, all will readily unite in admiring the won derful mechanism which makes th” Maxim machine gun an engine of ter rible destructiveness. Particular in ter« s‘, attaches to it nt tlie present time owing to the fact that the great African explorer. Stanley, provided himself with this formidable wrap in. t > lie used defensively in the expedition on which he recently started for the rriief of Emin B >y. Moreover, it ob tained a gold medal at tho Inventions Exhibition, and has beon approved of. if not actually adopted, bv many gov ernments, tho Chinese Government be ing particularly mentioned as one of of tile largest purchasers. Its rate of firing—600 rounds a min ute—is at least throe times as rapid ar that of any oilier machine gun. It ha- •nly a single barrel, which, when the shot is fired, recoils a distance of three- quarters of an inch on the other parts <>f the gun. This recoil-sets moving the machinery which automatically keeps up a continuous fire at the ex traordinary rate of ten rounds in a second. Each recoil of the barrel ha therefore to perform the necessary functions of extracting and ejecting the empty cartridge, of bringing iu 'he next full one and placing it in its proper position in the barrel, of cock ing the hammer and pulling the trig ger. A» long as the tiring continues these functions are repeated, round after round in succession. Tlie barrel is provided with a water-jacket to pre vent excessive heating; and la so mounted that it can be raised or low ered er set at any angle, or turned hori zontally to the left or to tlie right. The bore is adapted to the present size of cartridges; and tlie maximum range is 1,800 yards. The gun can therefore be made to sweep a circle upwards of n mile in radius. Nor is th.; gun excessively heavy, its total weight being only 106 pounds, made up thus: Tripod, 50 pounds; pivot (on which tho gun turns nn<l by which it is attached to the tripod), 16 pounds; gun and firing mechanism, 40 pounds, Th parts can be easily detached and conveniently foldod for carriage, and may be put together again so quickly hat if 1 lie belt containing tlie cart ridges is in position, the first shot can in' delivered within the seconds. I would therefore be extremely servicea ble in preventing disaster through n body of troops being surprised. Re connoitering parties, too, would dfom it prudent to pay greater deference to an enemy’s latiely sentry on advanced outpost duty if the latter were pr<>- i (led with this nc*w machine gun in stead of the ordinary rifle. Immediately below the barrel of the gun a box i4 placed containing the belt which carries the cartridges. The belts vary in length. Those commonly used n e seven feet long, and capnble of Holding 233 cartridges; shorter ottos aold 120 carlridges, but the several t>ieco- can be joined together for con- inuotis firing. Single shots can be fired at anytime whothcr the belt is in posi tion or not—in the former case by pressing a button, which prevents the recoil; in the latter, by hand-load ing in the ordinary way. To start fir ing. one end of the belt is inserted it; l he gun, the trigger is pulled by the hand once, after which the movement becomes continuous and automatic as long as the supply of cartridges Ins's. At each recoil of the barrel, the belt is pushed sufficiently onward to bring the next cartridge into position; tho me chanism grasps thl* cartridge, draws it from the belt, and passes it on to the barrel. Should a faulty or an empty cartridge f|nd its way in, and the gun does not go off in consequence, there Is of course no recoil to keep np tho re peating action, and the mechanism e Me* to work until tho obstruction is removed. —Chambers’ Journal. BIBLE STATISTICS. Interesting: Fact« and Figare« for Student« of the Scripture«. MISCELLANEOUS. THE MAXIM GUN. How Swine of Them .Macle Their Money and How and Where They Live. The Apocrypha has verses, 7,081. The Apocrypha has chapters, 183. The books of the Old Testament, 39. The Apocrypha has words, 152,185. Verses in the Old Testament, 23,241. The books in the New Testament, 27. Verses in the New Testament, 7,959. Words in the Old Testament, 592,430. Words in tho New Testament, 181,253. The chapters in tho Old Testament, 929. Letters in the New Testament, 838,- 380. Letters in the Old Testament, 2,728.- 100. Tho chapters In the New Testament, 260. The word "Jehovah” occurs 6,865 times. The .middle book of the Old Testament is Proverbs. The middle chapter of the Old Testa ment is Job, 29. The middle verse of the New Testa ment is'Acts, xvii, 17. Tho shortest verso in the New Testa ment is John, xi, 85. Chapter 19 of II. Kings and ehapter37 of Isaiah aro alike. Tho longest verse in the Old Testa ment is Esther, viii, 9. Tho middle book of the New Testa ment is IL Thessalonians. The word “and” occurs in the New Testament 10,604 times. The middle chapter and shortest in the Bible is Psalm, exvii. The word “and” occurs in the Old Testament 36,543 times. The shortest verso of tho Old Testa ment is I. Chronicles, i, 25. The middle verso of the Old Testa ment is II. Chronicles, xxi, 17. The middle chapters of the Now Tes tament are Romans, xiii and xiv. —There is a milkman in South Mol- Verse 22, chapter 7 of Ezra, has all the letters of the alphabet except “J.” bourne who has a ready wit that a inwycr might envy. Ono of his cus Death of a Noble Woman. tomers caught him watering his milk Those who knew Anandabni Joshee, at a horse trough the other day. the Hindoo woman who studied medi • What!” said the customer in a rage, cine in this city and w ho graduated and "isn't it enough that your milk is full took the M. D. degree in 1M5. and who of typhoid wlthont going and wntering at all understood the nature of the mis it!” The milkman turned round, and. sion she undertook, will hoar with the smiling compassionately, said to two very sincerest of regret of her <lr*ath. It or thr.te by-aiandera: "What can you require* much courage for an American do with a man like this? He actually woman to study medicine a id to prac want* hi* typhoid straight”— Phila tice it a« a profession, but this Hindoo delphia Preu. woman, in undertaking this study, vio —It was at a dinner table. His lated some of the mo-t important tra ditions of her race and defied the most father was saying something to his bigoted opinions of the social order to mother about dynamite. "Oh,” ex which she belonged. She did what she claimed Jack, looking across to Eloise, did because she knew that there was with an evident desire to impress her urgent and pressing need in India for with hi* «eqttiremefit*. "I know what the ministrations of female physicinns, dynamite Is,” “What Is it?” inquired "D’s something that you and her memory deserves to l»e held in Eb.ise. la ting honor for the courage and con blaspheme rocke with,” Jack ex plained.— Philadelphia Call, sistency with which «he sought to per form a great and pi-essingly im|>ortAiit —The intelligent inaid servant — T'lr duty. ruilofldphia .............. — * graph. sfistress—•• Frances, go up-stair* and —A green horn—Absinthe. An No get th» g'a-s pitcher from the mantel tion R«ee —Yankee*, a regular corker piece In my r.om." France* returns —Tho negro minsti el. Often tried but in a few minutes bringing another never convicted—Lard. The wearing pitcher. "The glass pitcher was on • of the green—A game of billiard«.— table, missis, so I brought thia en«,"— Boston Vommorouil Bulletin. » —A diminutive negro, who acts aa Deputy Sheriff in «Georgia county and attends to the hangings, is known famil iarly as the little tie coon.— Pittsburgh Chrimiclt. —The importance of the fish trade is illustrated by the recent leases issued at Fulton Market, twelve stalls having been taken at $1,500 rent How many fish must be sold to clear an agregate rent of $18,000 a year? —It requires both presence of mind and a strong nerve to get out of the top stories of a hotel by even the best fire- escapes, and few men are equal to the task even under the most favorable con ditions.— Pittsburgh Commercial. : —The fourth case of the successful removal of a tumor from the brain has been reported in England, the weight of the tumor being 4} ounces. These cases of brain surgery, with the exact location from the symptoms of the spot affected, are feats of which science may well be proud.— Boston Budqet. —A new explosive, to which the name of “bellite” has been given, is regarded by certain scientific men of Europe aa likely to come into general use in place of dynamite and other nitro-glycerine compounds, and is recommended as a substitute for coarse gunpowder in the larger firearms,— Boston Globe. —C. P. Marshall, of Perry, Ga., shut up his cat in the dining room one after noon last week, and went into the li brary to take a nap. Half an hour afterward he was surprisedV.o find Tom purring away on the sofa beside him. The cat had climbed up the dining room chimney, walked across the roof, and descended through the other chim ney into the library. —A Baltimore youth was married Tuesday evening and left his wife the next day. He discovered that her hair and teeth were false, and gave no con sideration to the more important fact that her 'art was true. The young man incapable of making such discoveries before marriage is, however, of small account; so that the bald-headed lady hasn'Llost much.— Jf. Y. Graphic. —There is not. an unmarried woman in Turkey who can both read and write the Turkish language, and there are but few men who arc able to do so. It requires six years of hard study to ac quire these accomplishments. When you hear of a Turk with the title bey prefixed to his name you may know that he is one of the few educated men in that country, as the title is only con ferred upon those who can both read and write.— Chicago Times. —“What quoor things there are in the world!” B.-tid Mr. Brown, looking up from a book of travels which he had been perusing. "Here it says that a New Guinea savage gives a friondly salutation by pinching his nose and patting his stomach at the same time. What do you suppose such a perform ance signifies?” “That you can lead a man by the nose when his stomach is full,” returned Mrs. Brown promptly. "Those New Guinea savages must be a •eligible race.”— Harper'» Bazar. —The nine Ambassadors of the French Republic receivtfeach a salary of 40,000f,, but the expenses of the different capitals vary considerably, being as follows: St. Petergburg, 210,- OOOf.; London, 160,OOOf.; Vienna, 130,- OOOf.; Berlin, 100,OOOf.; Consgantinople, 90,OOOf.; Madrid, 80,OOOf.; Rome (Italy), 70,000f.; Rome (Holy See), 70,OOOf.; Berne, 20,OOOf. To the other countries with which she has diplomatic relations France sends a Minister Plenipotentary. The Minister to Washington receives only 24,000 francs. —A word about the materials used in perfumery. The animal sores com prises musk, velvet and ambergris. Musk is a secretion of a deer; civet Is the secretion of a cat; ambergris is the diseased portion of a whale. 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