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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (July 29, 1887)
semi - wee klì TELEPHONE NO. 118 MCMINNVILLE, OREGON, JULY 29. 1887 'AN EPISODE OF CITY LIFE. ---- Issued----- Bill Nye Encounters a Whiff of Cloves and Wild Thyme from the Country. EVERY TUESDAY AND FRIDAY I » f WEST SIDE TELEPHONE. THE MAN FROM TOM'S RIVER Who Doen'nt Propone to Allow an Euemy THE LIMEKILN CLUB. flood Advice Presented Free to a Young Swell lleud. IF WAR BREAKS OUT. I’robablc Effect* ut n European War—Ot Advantage to America. f BLACK BIRCH WOOD. It* U** For Ornamental Purpoaea Highly Kecommeuded. Three years ago. the writer built a “If Lord John Buckhorn ar’ in de hall to to Land on His Coast. If war bivaks out it is inevitable that there A Josh W hitcomb looking old gentleman dwelling house in the country. In night I should like to hev him come for’d,” sat most of the day yesterday on a seat in You may have seen something in the pa said Brother Gardner as the dust settled must be a grout fall. Russia by a great war would bo uhuost inevitably rendered bank selecting the woods for the interior of the open lot commonly called Union square. pers about tbe coast defenses. The idea ha* »piubation by Russia would in- the house, his attention was called to He had his hat off so that the zephyr* of 1 somehow got abroad that our coasts ought to down and the meniliers got t Leir feet rupt, and a repuf — by - flict terrible lo ossef, — not only upon the Russian some doors tlie builder hiul put into a spring could zeph through his late hair, and be lirnMl with forts and guns ns a warning to drawn in. Lord John, who is a young man and a people, but upon German and other investors, i his feet wei-e drawn up into the legs of bi Europe against declaring war against us some house he had Just tinishod for himself. Talinagre Ac Heath, the center young member, made his way up Then, again, the outbreak of a great war boots where they could swell on almost in morning before breakfast Engineers have Publishers a.d Proprietors. aisle and os ho reached the president’s desk I would not improbably cause a panic ujion the i Remarking that I had never seen black definitely if they felt letter that way. surveyed and reported, and congressional the latter continued: Berlin bourse, and jxjssibly also upon that of i birch used beforo in the inside trim He was dre.ssed plainly and he carried with committees have sat and reported, and for SUBSCRIPTION RATE8: “Brudder Buckhorn, I h’ar dat you ar’ i Pari*. Lastly, it i* to be recollected that ming of a house, but that I liked its him an emaciated oilcloth grip that had no about $8(1,000,000 we can get thing* in such One year.......................... $2 00 doubt put in a long, liard winter. He talkin’’bout n tower to Yurup, an’ you is | shape that when the enemy’s first iron-clad sayin’ you is gwine to rent a box in de i>os’ , were u great war to break out tho govern- | fine grain and the handsome color of SU month*.......................................... 125 Three months............................................... 75 watched this bag so closely that he did not heaves in sight she can be saluted in proper offis. an’ you has bin talkin’ considerable meats engagod in it would be obliged to issue the wood, I decided that I wanted very large loans. If the war lasted long have much time to commune with nature or style. ’bout ownin’some pine lands down in Ala- | other loan* would be issued in quick snccc*- birch used at least in one of the rooms Entered in the Postoffiee at McMinnville. Or., enjoy the broad and beuutiful sweep of coun A lot of us were sitting in the depot wait ba ma.” as second-class matter. sion, tho national debts of Europe would in of the house about to be built The try which extends longitudinally from Fourth ing room at Trenton, and the only man who “Yes, sah.” crease enormously, and thus one of tlie great builder thought the architect might avenue to Broadway, merry and musical had a newspaper was reading away fordear “Ar’ you gwine to tow’er to Yiirup?” object to its use. as it was not a wood with its myriads of song birds. The twitter | life, when a stranger entered with two sach- I causes tending to raise prices would be “N-no. sah.” GOING- stopped; the supply of securities would be much known to the trade; and then he of the silvery voiced sparrow and the tropi els^nd a tall girl, chucked the baggage uuder “ Got yer box in de pos ’ oflls picked out? ” immensely augmentec.1 all at one©, while the related how he had selected it from a * ■ cal, dark red notice to “keep off the grass,” I a seat, waved the girl to another, and walked “Not yit, sah.” Moving about the quiet ways, growth of wealth would be checked. did not seem to calm him or soothe his anx- I up to the man with the newspaper and asked: lot of odds and ends of lumber lying Sitting beside the hearth, “ An ’ I spose dem pine lands in Alabama ar ’ Wealth, of course, would continue to grow iety. “Mister, is there anything in tbe paper all in your eye?” Joining rs best she can and may about his shop, more to get rid of an in the countries that axtoided war, and also 1 drew nearer and engaged him in conver about our coast defenses?” I In the careless household mirth. “Y-yes, sah.” in tho countries which themselves wore not unsalable article than for its appro sation. Nothing gives me greater pleasure “No, sir!” was tbe gruff reply. “ I reckoned so. You ar ’ a .young man, an ’ Yet always through the haunted nighty than to make strangers in New York as com “That’s singular. Have they given up the you has de swell head an’ want to swell out. , made tho theatre of war, and which had not priateness or its beauty, and, that his As through tho restless day, too large a proportion of their male popula new house was built principally out ot fortable as possible while here, so that they idea, do you think?” You want to Ixd tooken fur a millyonoire, ! tion in the field; but along with this growth Feeling—another hour is passed—' will feel like coming again frequently and “I don’t know what you mean, sir.” Of the time that Hies away. when you doan’ ai’rn but seben dollars a i of wealth there would also bo a great de odd lots of ctuff which had been ac doing their trading here. I believe ttfat this “You don’t! Why, they’ve l»een talking week an<l you am wearin’ a bat of de style of | cumulating for a long time about his The last frail strand of the cable is the only true way to build up a town. for the last year about building forts to pro 1 three y’ars ago. Brudder Buckhorn, I want i struction of wealth. At tho very time, there promises. fore, in which securities were being most rap Is parting slow and sure, He said that where he stopped they wanted tect our coasts. I live down near the mouth | to spoke a few plain words to you. Subsequently, an interview with the idly manufactured there would be a great That newer again to the harbor side to take his valiso and give him a check for it, of Tom’s river, and I rather expect they’ll “When dat disease called de swell head My bonnie bout will moor. but he would rather have the grip than any | build a big foijt there. The way things are keeps a grip on a young man ni ter he has ; cheek to the growth of wealth. There must, architect resulted in getting 1dm to go check he had seen here yet. He had taken now England, France or Germany could de passed his twenty-fo’th birthday, he am purty inevitably, therefore, be a fall in prices; and and see the house finished with bircli My bonnie boat, that may come again, one check already in making change with a clare war against us and land a £oi*ce at sartia to eventooally bring up in de lunatic I if the war were protracted the fall might be doors and trimmings, which he ad God temper the wave and wind! considerable, and the recovery would be long . To gladden sad eyes and yearning hearts. party day before yesterday and there wasn’t Toni’s river before we had our eyes open. asylum or de poo’ house. mitted looked very well; but then he delayed. That now are left behind— a bank in town that would cash it for him. They’d land right on my farm, and nobody “Do pusson who goes aroun* purtendin’to There might be an exception in favor of had never heard of birch being usisl “ 'The trouble is here, ” said he, “ that every knows the damage they’d do. Don’t see any be what he ain’t, he’s laid out to hoe de hard American railroad securities. Even in them before for any such purpose, and he Muy come again, but not to lie inducement is held out to prevent a man thing about a fort at Tom’s river, eh?” Safe by the old home shore; est kind of a row. He may fool a few ole there would lx» a fall at first, but probably had grave misgivings as to the result from getting acquainted, and then when he The anchor of youth is almost weighed; “No, sir.” ! women an’ young chil’en, but de rest of do they would recover quickly—first, because a They will east it never more. wants to get a check, or postoffice money “Well, that’s singular. If this government I world will tumble to him fur what he is. Not great war in Europe would increase the de of tho experiment if the birch was order, or anything else cashed, they tell him expects me to get down Behind a rock with ouly dat, but dey will dispise him fur his hy adopted. Bitt without further argu And it's oh. and it’s oh, for the sinking dread. tie has got to identify himself. Now the ouly my old shotgun and keep Europe from land pocrisy. Samuel Shin, who aims about fo’ mand for American produce; secondly, be ment, the architect consented to a trial It's oh for the climbing sorrow, cause there would be tendency to send capital man that I’ve had any dealing with is the ing at that point it’s expecting a leetle too dollars a week, could circulate aroun’ an’ tell As ever the cruel, creeping night of the new wood, and it was Introduced man that give me this cheek and I can’t find much of one man. I’d fight to the death, of de people dat be was gwine to open a nashunal out of the Ixelligerent countries to the neutral Brings on the weary morrow! him. l’vo seen pretty near everybody else, course, but the chances are that a hull navy 1 bank or bniid an elevator or organize a countries for safe keeping and for invest into the wninscoting, doors and firo- Love that is truo must hush itself, bat I haven’t saw him yesterday or to-day. could lick one nigh sighted man. So the steamboat line. He might git a dollar's worf ment; and, thirdly, because tho population place of the dining-room, and it re Nor pain by its useless cry, and wealth of the United States themselves I hadn’t anything else much to do yesterday, I j paper don’t say anything?” For the young must go, and the old muct bear, of credit at some co’ner grocery, an’ some grow in j so rapidly that the home demand for sulted most satisfactorily to all parties and so I thought I ’ d kind of make it my busi- I liaving a voice in matter—the architect, “ Didn ’ t I tell you no in the first place? ” And time goes by, govs by. shoemaker might put a lilt on one of his heels liess to hunt him up. I went over to the post- • “Say! mebbe you don’t keer a copper about an’ chalk it down, but in a few weeks Samuel securities i* vast, while American investor* the builder and the owner. —All the Year Round. rarely invest their money in securities of office about 10 o’clock yesterday morning and coast defenses!” exclaimed the two-sachel I would take a powerful drop, an’ when he Persons who may not know the nat ltetuseU According to the Rill. watched all day for him, because I was pretty man, as a red spot appeared on either cheek. came down do concussion would jar de but foreign gov<«uments, and they would not be likely to be tempted at a time when those ure and color of black birch after She was the daughter of emo of the con tolerable sure he’d lie down after the mail ■ “Not a copper, sir!” tons off his shirt. foreign governments were exhausting their dressing and |>olishing may bo Inter gressmen who bad assisted in drafting the before night, but if he got his mail at all that I “I thought so from the start! You live out “ ‘Spose’n, Brudder Buckhorn, dat Jay resources und ruining their prospects in a ter ested in knowing that the grain of the Interstate commea» bill, and having inode a day he must have sent for it. No, I guesa I i in Michigan or Indiana or Illinois, and are Gould should go aroun’ claimin’ dat he writ rible way.—London Saturday Review. wood is very close, the color mottled copy of it for him had become tolerably wouldn’t care to give up my sacliel to Tom, i tucked away in some holler where the sheriff de works of Suaks|>eart», or dat de mayor of familiar with its provisions. So it was only Dick and Harry and take u check for it. I can’t find ye, let alone an invader of our sa- Buffalo should bob up an’ declar dat he writ and slightly darker than satin-wood. About a Lucky Star. natural perhaps that when u notorious flirt Checks are all right in their place, but this is red sile? Oh, no, you don’t keer!” ‘Paradiso Ixjst!' Can’t you h’ar de duh Black bircli makes beautiful furniture, The ••Brandenburg Lucky Star ’ * — so no place for checks. ” “ Father ! ” chided tbe tall girl as she half proposed to her tho other evening she should thud with which de)’ would strike de airth in and tho only complaint made against called because it appeared the night in The style of the old man was so amusing ! rose; but he turned on her with: utilize the bill in refusing him. about ten days? it for house trimmings is the onre and “No, George,” she remarked in decided that I sat and talked with him a long time, i “Mary, you keep shet! I’ve alius thought “Jist *ot ytrself down some day an’ eiun which Elector Johann Sigismund, of tones when he had risen from liis knees, “it for I thoroughly enjoyed him and it seemed a if Europe declared war agin u* we’d Lave gine what would hev happened had Horace Brandenburg, was born—is, by German extra time required in nailing the can never be. I would not dare intrust my relief for him to have somebody to talk with, j i plenty of enemies right at home, and here’s a ’ Greeley claimed that he was George de astronomers, expected to make its appear boards, to prevent splitting. Tito abovo incident was brought to happiness to a man who would b* certain to He told mo where he lived und how different «wo to prove it! Stranger, did you fite in the Fourth, or bail John Jacob Astor asserted ance again within tho next four years. In 945, during the reign of Emperor Otho the writer's miud from seeing in indulge himself in many like and contempo bis home life was from “this hurry and rush last war?” that he was Capt. Kidd! and crush and eussedness on every hand; ” “None o’ your business, sir!" raneous attachments. ” “I say to you. Brudder Buckhorn, drap it! I. etiy the German papers, a now and Western newspaper devoted to the “There’s liis open hand, gentlemen!” said Be who you ar’ an’ wnat you ar’. If you brilliant fixed star was seen in tho con j lumber interests the following: George protested that if she would consent how he went to bed as soon as the chores were done and slept like a top, but here he couldn ’ t the two-sachel man as he turned to the git up to $8 a week, let de world know it. stellation Cassiopeia, which has the shape to be his ho would never look at any other •‘Tiie price of black birch ot best sleep nights with so much hurrah and Fourth crowd. “When you find u man who don’t If you drop back to $5, don’t lie about it An’ of a W. In 12(54 a similar star was seen girl again But it was no use. keer how soon the hull of Europe jumps on about your disease. It doan’ kerry a person in the name place; and again on Nov. 11, : quality hits recently gone up from $7 “You cannot alter my determination, of July going on in the streets. He aimed to go home to-morrow, he said, this country you liavo found a man who’d off, like gallopin’ cousunqwhun or typhoid i to per 1,000. The extraordinary George. Nothing would indue« me to plight but had overplayed himself by cashing that dig up the bones of Washington and sell ’em fever, but it holds him up to de ridicule an’ 1572, when Tycho Brahe noticed a bril I advance is duo to. the discovery that my troth so long as I remained sceptical in liant star of unusual magnitude in a spoi contempt of all sensible men. It might help where ho laid only seen small ones until I 1 boards cut out of the first logs nre su»- regard to my lover’s constancy to his promise blamed check. He had another check of his to a junk man for $5!” own, but he “balled lip” as quick as he tried Tbe man with the newspaper laid it down, you to soak your beai I in a pail* of warm ig take mo for better, for worse, for richer, then. It luid no tail, nor was it sur I ' ceptible of a very high polish, and can to got that cashed, for the same old reason j got on his feet and asked the other if he water. If it «loan’, you’d letter put yer head I tor poorer, for short harf» for long haul.” that be could not be identified. would step out doors a minute. lietween two freight kyars an’ kt ’em come rounded by a luize, that might lead ob bo used for almost any purpose hitherto George fumed, bit his lip and vowed that He said he was a man in his own town that “No, sir, I won’t!” was the prompt reply. t »gether on ye. You may now resoome y<r servers to take it for a comet; it resem exclusively reserved for mahogany, die was too cruel. everybody knew. Even the papers had said “In the fust place, I’ve got these two sachels seat, an’ if the ailment contiiiers to grow on bled, on the contrary, the other fixed which is worth nbout |250 a thousand. “1 am not cruel. George. I am only frank. Chat “he was thoroughly identified with the to purtect; it the second place, there’s Mary; ye 1’11 look nbout for some remedy which de stars, and shod a more brilliant light tlian You provoke Just sucli scepticism mid lam Tlie advance has been expedited by the growth of the place,” and now he couldn’t l>€ in the third place, 1 don't fight with no man club kin apply.’’—Detroit Free P its .*. tho stars of tho first magnitude, excelling >f a peculiarly exacting disposition. I would identified to save his life. in this respect Sirius, Jupiter and Vega. discovery that tho best black walnut is who did’nt fight in the last war. In the fust ieniaial of my husband n complete surrender The check which he had originally was one • place, I asked ye if there was anything in the It could only be comp&rcd to Venus, giving out. Black walnut from Arkan- >f his heart to me and in lime you would re Au Unexpected Suggestion. that he had folded up very small and in vari paper about our coast defenses.” ami was visible also in the daytime, even 1 sas and tlie South is so porous that it is lent that demand :;s awarding mo undue and “Say, Gadderabv,” said Mr. Smith, as he ous ways till it was pretty grim and smelled “And I said no, you idiot!” inreasonable prefereive; you would upbraid came into the fish store with a lot of tackle at noon. At night, with a covered sky, ' of very little use in furniture-innking. like fi ied pork, but it had an honest air about “And you said you did’nt keer.” aie for expecting you to exercise unjust dis- in his hand, “I want you to give me some iLh while nil the other stars arc invisible, it Tho best black birch is fonnd almost it that even a $10 check may wear. I knew “Neither do I!” nomination against other and competing to take home with me. Kind o’ fix ’em up so was repeatedly distinguishable through exclusively on the barren copper and that I could, with slight trouble, got identified “There’s his hand agin, gentlemen! While ladies of your acquaintance. 8o you see, myself, and so I took the paper off his hands, I’m lying behind u rock at Tom’s River, wait t hat they’ll look as if they’ve been caught to tho clouds, Tycho was convinced of its ore regions between Marquette and George’’----- day. will youT a _ complete immovability. Its light began Ashland, where nil other timber Is after he had indorsed it. He was very grate ing to 9ell my life in defense of my country, But George had vanished into ?ha outer ‘•Certainly, sir," said tho grocer. “Hoxv to fade in Noveintrer, 1572, and after stunted in growth nnd very poor. ful and wrung my band in a warm, enthusi here ’ s a feller from Coon Holler, state of In larkness. —New York Tribune. having shone for nearly seventeen astic way that repaid me well for the slight diana, who don’t keer a cooper’* copper bow many?" “Oh, you’d better give mo three or four months it dfoappearod entirely in 1574. Hero boards cutout of tlio butt, quickly favor I hod done him. I quick Europe kivers the site of New Jersey bass. Make it look decent in quality without ! In vain the astronomers liavc looked for nssttmo a beautiful red tint on being One advantage of being a man of plenty of with the blood of our bravest men!” Tlie M11re King’s’* Ointtuent. npfM*aring to exaggerate, you know." it in its wonted place since; but now, exposed to the atmosphere, and can be means is the great, chance thus offered for do A writer in an Eaiglk.b fin? paper says th« “Father!” chided Mary again. “Yes, sir. But you’d better take white I after the usual ¡«riod of about 800 years, polished up to a great degree of fine showmen who perform such wonderful feat* ing favors for those who need them and who “Lemme alone, Mary! Y’ou know all fish, hadn’t you?” it is expected to show itself again.— ness.”— Scientific American. with fire, and announce themselves us “fire are grateful and appreciative. about carpet rags and darning and house “Why? What makes you think so?" My friend did not seem to want to leave work, but you never heard the rumble of Exchange. kings’’and as being fireproof, use an oint “ Oli, nothing, except that your wife was — a pruminuni junx acnier reaenti* _ ment made by dissolving two ounces of cam me, but at last I told him that I would have war. If Europe Is going to jump onto thif down here early this morning mH said if you ; received nn order for ten thouwi ? rFOpS. phor in four ounces of aquu vita?, and then to go down street to see how my affairs were country I want to know who’s going to shoot dropped in with a fish pole over your shoul- ■ PHYSIOLOGY AND HYGIENE, tomato cans. Tho dealer exp /IJv reno- adding two ounces of liquid storax and two shuffling along. 1 me in the ¡jack as I face the enemy.” der nnd a generally woeljegone look, to have , He shook my hand again warmly, which I ounces of quicksilver. Two ounces of hema The man with the newspaper opened it and you take white fish ir possible, ns she liked Out Door Exercise—Treatment for Short* that much of this kind of tin -I. hi ><I ih w hccoim - sightedneBB and Other Imperfection*. tite, beaten into a powder and mixed with tho did not feel very distinctly, for it was still sat down with a dangerous glitter in his eyes, that kind better than any other.” for corners and edge pieces r 'll,g a“' c<' above ingredients, completes tho mixture; paralyzed from th« first manifestation; then and there was a solemn silence for a few min Of late years American women are devot grade of trunk«, while ninny A. it..: I Mr. Smith took white fish.—Merchant Ur«tn he told me I must coma up and see him this ’’rulU* und when it is rubbed on the bauds, a red hot utes. Then the Tom’* River man edged over Traveler. ing more and more time to various forms of use it for flushing, on ro s. 'il“'1 iron may be held in th? hanpls and l>ent summer and stay n week or two. I gave him to Mary and they slid out doors together. out door exercise. Horseback riding es dealer is obliged to melt the > flder of . ancisco. my card and he went down the street, hum double, or by its use one can safely walk on Rapid Transit. Then he beckoned through the open window pecially is more generally practiced. That red hot irons. If used too often it discolors ming to himself and swinging his Russia to three or four of us, and as we went out lie Hotel Clerk—look ut my new diamond. this enjoyable exerciae is also eminently straighten tlie ca>*. out into fl it sheet <ks kept iron grip against the leg* of the hurrying the skin. Perhaps some fireman will try it. healthful would seem to I* demonstrated by pack the piece, in flat bundle« to.-.hip 1 surrounded us nnd whisjicred: It’s a darling, ain’t it? • term«. though wo cannot say that tho result would throng. “Gentlemen, it’s my solemn opinion that i per ton Guest—It’s a tine «tone. May I ask where i the superior vigor and robustness of English meut, and only got. about As he railed along and finally out of sight that feller is a janniaoi-y from Europe who you got it? be satisfactory or not.—Boston Transcript. women, to whom long daily rides are for his trouble.— frnn Aoe,. Dialing. he seemed like a breath of sweet clover and ha* com« over here to coax Uncle Sam not tc Hotel Clerk—It’s one of the French crown quite a matter of course. In regard to th* wild thyme, although he didn’t seem to be put up any coast defense. I want to say jewel* that’s just been auctioned. advisability of the side saddle, also, os good TT>® Manicure Clnb. having a very wild thyme; but I could picture right here, and I want you to hear it nnd re Guest—See bore, that auction only began authority us The London Iaancet ha* stated Not a day posses that some new club is not his sunny home up in the hills, as he described member it, that if the enemy land* nt Tom’* two days ago. From Pari* to Omalia is quite that as a matter of fact, although it may not it, where the drowsy sounds that come with a atai ted here. Many of these oigauizations appear to be the case, the seat a woman en- River it will l>e over my dead body, and 1 a stivteb. , SIMMONS live but n season and then go to pieces like a country twilight, “like dove* in quiet neigh won’t be to blame for it.”—M. Quad Hotel Clerk—Gues* everybody knows that, joys on a side saddle is fully a* secure and borhoods, ” lull the warm spirit to gentle re house: of cards. Some one with a gift for Do you suppose I’d risk such a stone on ship- not nearly as irksome as that which a man llgures might count up these clubs and ar pose, and I almost made up my mind to go I wtrh I? N o , sir. It came by cable, that stone has to maintain, unless he simply balances Bill Nye’. Questions and Answers. range them in alphabetical order, for one of there when the summer gets up on it* bind hi nine If and does not grip the side of his horse Wbat is good for a lacerated wound made did. them times, in after ages, arehasologfet. may feet and begins to hump itiielf. Guert—Take something with me.—Chicago either with the knee or the side of the leg. It For »11 DituK* of the partly by a barbed wire fence and partially by a I believe I will <lo this, for thiw, in a few is curious to note the wav in which the legs wish to know about them, and wbat do you Timet coarse, Mlf made dogf Uw, Kldaeyt, Stomach tad 8pb«a. of uk « who pas* much time in the saddle are suppose they will over think of the "Manicure weeks, I could board out the $10 check he For a lacerated wound made by a barbed A Preliminary Report. affected. Riding with a straight ¡eg and long club ’• «ho very last to be bom into the social gave me, and which I have sine© learned “i* wire fen<-e and un impulsive dog. I would Thia purely v«*etable pre- | not available for our columns. ” — Bill Nye in A youngster of the mature age of 10, cap circle it notsxly places it on record' Thia Kration now no celebrated M a suggest change of scene and rest. You could tain of the Boomer club, a baseball nine in stirrup almost invariably produces “knocked knees.” Nearly nil the mounted soldiers of rnWIy Medicine, originated in special club consists of ten members, devoted New Y’ork World. rest standing up no doubt better than any an adjoining city, recently received a chal the South if 1890. It the British army suffer from this deformity. to the culture und improvement of linger «rntly on Bowel* »nd other way. lenge from a rival club to play, which h«» ac Hard to Please. On the other hand, riding with a short stirrup nails, us its name implies. It meets once a Kidney* ««1 correct* the State what yon know of tbe mind cure, ot which cepted. Before the game took place, how pixsiuces bowed legs, as seen in jockeys, io/tien of the Liver, and H, there- week ami the prim condition of those UK) New Arrival—Y’ah, I von Anarchist am. we htar so much the beat preparatory ever, he prepared two report* for the local grooms and hunting mm. The long stirrup finger ti|^ “ «‘»Hhing for tbe “prof«sional” Dis was no vree foundry. Liberty vo* von medicine, whatever the dek- The mind cure is something that I know papers, either one of which could be used n* rider grips his horse w th the knee, while the op^t, t„ dtwam about! After ,aeh fair lie. nns may prove to be I« all very little aliout, and yet I often very « beer common <b»ea*e«. it will, un- member’-, nails have been duly examined and Omaha Man—What do you complain of fully write about things of which I know occasion demanded. One set forth in glowing short stirrup rider grips with tl»e inner side naalated by any other medi term* a victorious result for the nine. The of the kg below the knee. This explains tbs crtticiso.1 by U > ■committee,’’ o paper on tbe particularly ? cine, «flTect a apeedy cure. even less than I do about this. The inirel mibiect of Lush«, their eave and culture, a I “Look ad New York vere I stop. A man cure is a kind of scheme by which one mind, other merely left a spare for hi* score, with different results. An Bfllraelou* Remedy.—“ I eai this concluding comment: “The game was maraud tt~n <b* elub adjourn, to a want to kill biwtelf in der Cef dral park und through its power over another, banishes dis lost to the B<M>mer* through bod umpiring.” ■tend a» ao eAcaciou* remedy ior all ditern The Bell of J untie«. luncheon that drive, filbert nnib •“-> h“« be get put in der prison vor sixty days.” Uver, Heaolache and Dppepaia, S.ramum Liver ease from tlie physical being. I once cm This wa* taking time by the forelo k, indeed. keg-iiafor L*wie G Wi npm , Awutaat Ptet- In one of th« citi»-* of Italy, in olden time*. moon, into the background for the time bo “Is that allP ployed a tall, thoughtful man to como and —Boston Gazette. Philadelphia MI* nod that enough? Vat you say Tree treat me on this plan. Hotanie several day«, :b* king « aiuied a 1*11 to In hung in the tower ing —Boston Herald. M o I om of lime, no later- goundrv for ven a man not even baf dot priv and tbe result, wete not very satisfactory. >f one of the public aquor**, and called it ruptton or atoppa*« of <»f No Interest to Him. ‘The bell of justice.” It wa* commanded by ilege to kill meinseifr buninea*. while taking th* Inalilutinn of th« G» A. R- One day it Hashed over him that bo had for Mrs. Gazzleheimer, the wife of the eminent diia king that any one who had been “That’* only a state law; there is no such Regulator. Tlx fact. u»:>t the Indiana O. A. R. an- law in Nebraska. You ju*t tike the cars to gotten both day. to bring bu instrument brewer, was rending the evening paper: Children complaining of vronged xhouid go and ring the bell, and ao with him. The following «lay he came iii Colle, Headache, or »lek “Vat vns der news mit dot paper?” asked 'all the magistrate of the city, an I ask and Hanscom park and"---- i with his mind done up in u shawl strap. lie MU.marh. a tra^poonfid or annual «e ainf inent, "hi’c »be UliooL. en Mr. Guzzlelteimer, who drop* into English -eceive juatice. Tlie atory in told that when, -Maybe I go ferd-r we*t.” ■Hire will give relief. l«egan to work on me, but did not succee<l. jrprueiit announced »«be I n the course of tirn*, the eml of th« tiell rope If taken ac/»Monally by »*- •Well, then, stop in Colorado; there you Then be rose, buckled up bia shawl »trap anti occasionally. v?nt from Maj. O- M. VTil- ran kill yourself, or kill some ooe elae, or get “I see der hop crop va* going to be a laid rotted away, a wild vine was tied to it to tSento eipoeod to MALARIA, started to go. I asked wbat tbe bill wa», bat failure thia year already,” replied the lady. .L«erts that the G. A. K. willerpei the pokon and prutedt >ngtbe:i it; and one day an old and starving la '»b"L ‘ inoagamted I® Indiatiop* killed, and no one say* a word about it be said nothing. them from attack. “ Veil, ” said ’ lx* eminent brewer, “ off you ?on«e that liad l>ewn alandoned by it* owner There » ptaaty of freedom in thia country if ••Tb« principle.” mid he, “i. this: One can’d find more Interesting news as dot, den <_.G, by Jew. Rubrrt8.F<»- a raT*i< f^)g* oriM8W. «ml turned out to «Lie, wandered into tli* . in Ausu-'' • mind, 15 its control over another, works the 4P>mbrr* wer* initiated, you only h*ok for it” 1 have been pra/ficing medai.»e for twenty year», tower, and in trying to eat the vine rang tbe ¡Sr. srticn t—e -I dink I go back mit New York."—Omaha cure. So it is necessary not only that I have I goes to schlecp mit myself on id.’’ •txi have never he-n able to put vp • vegetabln t noilhln Miter and pr> And in fire minutes lie was snoring—New *j«ll. Ami tb<> magistrate of tbe city, coming rompownd that would like S.mmoaa Uver Rog»* among ' hon’ A - .¡iMnapoit* N*<*» ®°d C A. World.___________ a mind tln.t I can apply, but yon should also York Sun. iMor, promptly and etoit wly move the Laver to ' to see who rang tlx« 1*11, found this old ami at least have a sea.- or aomething to show agent tor Indiana. •«•boa, and at the m « m dm* aid Haatead of ww»k- starving hors*. He rawwd tlie owner of that ernng) the digestive and awmilative power* of the where your mind used to iie. You should 'U© idea Brom an Illinois ■( ; bora«, in whoee service it had toiled and been I’lckl««l Eggs. •yuenu LN HlWTO«, RD, Washington, ArK have been fair and square with mo au«l told ., itetreon, »I didn’t Pickled eggw fumisti a rei uh enjoyed by ■ woni out, to be summoned before him, ami me in tbe first place that yoa wa. destitute of •h to push it, a-’fcl that Indi- MLR THAT 11! «KT THR MKWC18K. anything of that kind. That was the way to many penmus. Boil the eggs hard and put ■ lerreed that, a» his poor horse bad rung tb« ild bold of tbe matter mavaaan *▼ toll of justice, be should have justice, and that ntocoi l water for a moment lkmove the , treat a fellow min who iusd never banned '.Tinola. At tbe Pittaiwj J. M. Ztilin A <?•., Philafi«lphia, Pn. luring tho Lore»** life bis owner should pro «beila, stick cloves Into them and drop la you in any way." He then rtrotie oat of my )i:h*re in Septeruljw. l^jfi, | rid* bim with proper food, drink and stab I* nx-eo. I xdd 5 ¡orzar. Funt«r*s adjutant g*n- apartments — BUI Nye tn Borton Globe. x? G A. K te —IN— Garrisons Building, McMimHle. Oregon, LIVER REGULATOR »