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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (July 5, 1887)
* WEST SIDE rELEPHONE MCMINNVILLE, OREGON, JULY 5 WEST SIDE TELEPHONE. ' « COAsFcULUNGS. » •a I and winter, but niy experience Im* PANTOMIME SONGS. b en that they are not the moM profit Devoted Principally to Washington able Io raise for the earliest markets. Devoted to the Interests of Farmers A cross between the two breeds will “ARTISTS” MAKING READY Territory and California. and Stockmen. be much better for early market and THE HOLIDAYS IN LONDON, will partake some of tl.e nature of both. —G. E. M. Anexplotfitig lamp at Lo» Angeles »•oil and t are ot Hrood Nares. Good Song* in Abiiiiilame und ut Low eaused a $25,000 fire. A majority of colts are raised from 'l’alma Ji« & Heath Planting Fodder t orn. Figures-wSnrcesMOs in the Mimic Hull«. A hook and ladder company has mares that work more or less regu Publishers aad Proprietors. Wide I)iflere»ces in the Public Taste. been formed in Spokane. larly on farms, and while this is trying It is coming to be the practice of Political Verses. on the mares, it is remarkable Low , many of the dairymen to provide a SUBSCRIPTION RATES: rHaid tohave a population One year........................................................ qq of »0,000 and has thirty-three newspa well they do if given proper food and ' crop of fodder corn or other green crop The iKintomime “artists” are already giv Six mon I lie.......................................... ,¿5 ! pers. * 1 2 * 4 5 7 care. Continuous hard work, such that will supplement pastures during a ing to the songs they mean to sing that atten Three months............................................... 75 that a strong gelding can barely en drouth. A crop of corn in drills is en tion which outsiders might fancy is only be Spokane Falls is to have a stove fac dure, Entered in the Postoffice at McMinnville Or never be required of mares tirely practicable and profitable. If no stowed on their dn*sses. As a matter of fact, tory, paper mill, oil factory and woolen kept should as second-class matter. for breeding. Before f >al- drought comes the corn can be allowed the dresses. and even the dances, have now mills. ing, the mare should not be driven at to nearly mature, then cut and shocked become subjects of secondary consideration. A German Methodist Fpiscopal more than a very moderate gait, nei as ordinary corn fodder, or if a silo is The chief engagements for the coming season ‘’SUFFER NOT A MAN TO PASS.” “signed” by this time; where then» is an Church is to be erected at Spokane ther should she be heavily loaded, es already built, the crop will make good are important vacancy it is owing to.some person “And They Made u Decree! That No Falls. pecially when the footing is poor. A silage. The amount to tow depends engaged having “disappointed.” Many les Man Should Puss." A company has been organized to week or so of rest should always be al very much on circumstances. The sees engage their complete pantomime com The interstate comm uve Lili having made navigate the Columbia above Pritst's lowed after foaling, and she should not number of cows, the length of time pany early in the summer, anil their stars free pasaes a thing of tlie past, so to speak, on Rapids. be allowed to become very tired or drought is liable to »fleet the pastures, the Christmas liefore. It is common for the the trunk railway lines, a new modus vivemli manager to make a round of the principal H. Wachorst leaped into a blazing warm. A common mistake among the desirability of the corn fotlder, and provincial theatres during one pantomime bus Iren established Itctwoon the newspa|K>r>! farmers consists in keeping their many other things must be consid and the railways. Tho newspapers propose basement at Sacramento, and saved season in hope of getting a “good thing” for horses through the spring on corn and ered. Feeding should begin before the next. As a rule, the comedian who has to charge for all free notices of the railways his little boy's life. alone. For the brood mare this drought hits materially lessened the the most ••fetching*’ topical songs is most and their noble managers, and the editor will Joseph Porter fell under a wagon hay be expected to pay for bis ticket when he ration is particularly poor, as she must flow of milk. Not only is there a loss worth looking after; this holding even when which he was driving near Gualala, rides. Tbo Chicago News announces tbo fol furnish material to grow muscles, of milk for the time being, but liberal the player is a lady. One song (hat takes the lowing as its new schedule for railway puf Cal., and was killed. bones and nerves in the colt. Corn feeding afterwards does not furnish the popular car brings more money to the man fery: Thos. Hartley was killed by falling not only lacks much of the growth same amount of milk that would have ager than a £50 transformation scene; and it 1. For the setting forth of the virtues (act down the shaft of the Burlington making material, but its one-sidedness been produced had not the fall-oil' oc is not so much the song that takes as the way it is sung, the singer who '‘scores” in one pan ual or alleged) of presidents, general mana mine at Butte, Montana. has in it an element of injury. It is curred. A less percentage of gain on tomime will probably rejK'at bis success in gers or directors, $2 Iter line for first insertion John Thomas was killed on Stock rather heating than cooling. No one food eaten is produced afterwards than another. and til for each subsequent insertion. answering if the flow had been regularly sus As u profession the writing of pantomime 2. For puffs expretned in choice English, creek, Idaho, the wheel of the wagon food conies so neaily with occasional French phrases or |>oetieal he was driving passing over his head. the requirements of a grain food as do tained by sufficient food. The addi songs would not pay. The competition is so extracts (the whole with a palpable motive Together with a - good allowance tional supply of milk produced while keen that i>opubir singers need not give an The President has accepted two sec- I , oats. - ___ 1.. Al.......................r the fodder is being fed, will usually pay order for a new song; they may go to lied of honest enthusiasm), $2.50 |>er line; flO per tions, aggregating thirty-four miles, of Lrxf of wsie.« n>ce hay, — oats c supply the wants of any night in eonildenco that a song from cent, reduction un each subsequent insertion. for the crop. the Cascade branch of the Northern Ihe^system. omeone is sure to be delivered with their let- .T General passenger agents und division Mixing food, or more especially com A supply of good water is another Pacific Railway. mi’s in the morning. Thus the singer is pretty superintendents will lie accorded half rat«« un the terms offered in rule No. I. But in all Chas. Williams and Dan Sheehan pounding rations, should receive more matter to receive attention. Insuffi certain to get something that will suit him eases where the title of colonel is ustsl regular fell down the shaft of the Jay Gould attention. Very often the farmer has cient or stagnant waterduring drought ujoner or later; and, of course, songs sent for no oats forany of his horses, and a sub is as serious a matter as is poor pas approval are very cheap. Full rights can first i 'I ilss rules will be ilemainled. mine at Idaho City, Montana, and stitute is very desirable, lie has plenty ture. If never-failing streams, well or easily be got for a guinea, or even for less. 4. Thousand mile tickets on the liasis of were fatally injured. SUCCESSFUL SONGS. two cents [s-r mile will lie received in ex- of corn, but oats cannot bo purchased spring, are not already provided, plans Mrs. J. M. Bowers was fatally crushed without paying out money for them. should be laid for making good welis. On the other hand, there uro well known «■hange for advertising «lone at our curd rat««, lint these tickets must hold g«ssl on passenger by the collapse of a brick building In this case bran and oil-meal can be These can best l»e dug in dry times, ‘shops” for the supply of the article, and the as well as on freight trains. which workmen were raising to the mixed with corn so as to make a good because easier to get to the proper singer is measured for it, so to speak. The poet lias to write to his customer’s voice, to 5. No deviation from the cant rates can lie street grade at Butte, Montana. ration. The corn furnishes cheap fat depth, hut they should not be left un bo “patriotic,” or “topical,” or ••sent imental,” made in fuvoi* of parties heading us five eelit til the drought is nearly over. Where Charles, a 'bus drivet, of Olympia, and heat producers, while the bran and according to instructions. In most cases he • ■«gars with tho puffs they «lesire published. ti. For complimentary notices of the wives W. T., who was thrown from a wagon oil-meal furnish the nitrates of growth water is pumped from wells, good is both writer and composer; but songs sent and children of railroad officials wedeinund and killed, was the second man killed producers. Bran and corn in equal pumps should be provided, especially on “approval” are generally without music. parts by weight furnish about the same , if hired men or boys are lo do the Five | m ) u nds i ; a good price for a song, even »150 per line. We have on hand, ready lor by the same team within six weeks. when it is ordered of a well-knowp writer; immediate use, a splendid assortment of this Judge Dillenbaugh,ex-probate judge proportion of nitrates and fat formers work. While laying out tile drains, it but once produce a popular pantomime song literature. is well to have in view a trough in each as oats, and a little less in weight of of Chehalis, W. T., attempted to com ¿nd the music hulls will find you plenty of 7. Poetry will be made to order at $2 per field, when* such tin arrangement can this combined ration is required for a employment. The most successful pantomime inch, agate measure. We are preparetl to mit suicide by shooting himself with a feed. Six parts corn, three parts bran, lie provided al outlets. Shade trees song of recent years is a music hall ditty, in supply a line line of heptameter puffs, also a 32-caliber revolver through the head. help in the which the principal boy says to the principal limited number of sonnets and triolets, in ex S. 1). Topine, a Tuscarora (Nev.) and one part ground oil-cake, also fur 1 ill paslures are another What the shade girl : “Ducky darling, ducky darling, I love change for IJJOO mile tickets. Epic |sienis, teamster, fell asleep while on the way nishes nearly the same proportion of production of milk containing descriptions of «■etiery, dining with a load from that town to Bull Run the food results if care is taken to not tree or cool |>orch is to the farmer for you.” That song overran the |>ai>tomiines all few minutes rest after u hearty din over the country for u year. It is dead cars, etc., will tie published at special rates. Basin and fell off' his wagon and was increase the oil cake beyond the dan his now; but the roni|>user made a mime IS. General superintenilenauiending requests ger line. For general use this last mix tier, the clump of sitade trees on the enough killed. it, und will doubtless prolit thereby for for the suppression of news must aec«mipany ture is not so good a substitute for breezy knoll is to the cow while digest by A heavy sea tore the schooner C. H. oats as the former, Very little oil cake ing the great quantities of grass she the next decade. A well known dramatist their requests with t«IO bills not necessarily for publication, but as a guarantee of good Merritt front her dock and cast, her on should enter the ration of the mare must eat to make large supplies of has bud some groat successes with pantomime songs, such as “Wat, v.st. wst,” which also was faith. the rocks, at Wesport, Cab, where she before foaling. i milk and butter. lirst beard in the music lirjb;. soon went to pieces. Part of her The common impression is that, the writer CliHiige Cars. Green foods are adapted t<> keeping Itii’li Moll for Fwtauses, of the pantomime writes the songs us well, or He was a Baltiuiuic man on a Baltimore freight had been landed. The crew es both dam and colt in good condition. The potato rt«|uires more expendi and Potomac train this morning, bound caped with difficulty. Whenever practicable they should be ture for both seed ami labor than any ut least arranges with the manager what are to l»o introduced nt certain points. to Marlboro’, and the conductor told him he Some kind of a disease last winter allowed to run in the pasture together. grain crop, and it follows that they songs Helms nothing to do with is. The leading must change cars at Bowie. At the first sta killed every rabbit in the Weiser val Green fodder should be fed in the barn should be planted on rich soil. It is |M»rformors are entitled to introduce their tion this side of Bowie, the conductor discov ley, Idaho. In the winter of 1879-80 if the mare is not frequently out in the not safe to manure late potatoes heavily own songs and dances, und that is why two ered him in the smoking; car. ••Why,” he said, “I thought 1 told you if a strange fatality tackled the jack rab pasture. If the mare is a poor milker with fresh stable manure, as its fer songs very like each other are often sung in you wanted to jj .» to Marlboro’ you would bits of Nevada and came near exter the proportion of bran should be in mentation in the soil makes just the the same pantomime. If the local town conn creased. Where a great many chores condition in which the potato rot fun oil has been having a squabble the fact of the minating them. have to change cars ut Bowie!” low comedian’s introducing it into his song "Well, 1 did.” A freight train was ditched by the make the time in the field each half gus flourishes. But in rich land from does not prevent the principal boy’s intro “No, you didn’t.” day rather short, it is usually btst to previous manuring this evil does not ducing it Into Jiis. It has been said that the spreading of the rails at a point near “Yes, I did; 1 left the other car and came Perris, Cal., on the Southern Pacific. keep tne colt in the barn or adjoining exist. For early potatoes the land can actor who makes himself a name in one into this one.” lot while the mare is in the Held. But The man was in dead earnest, and the con Engineer George Stone was caught where the mare is absent full half days, scarcely be made too rich. The crop pantomime can generally keep up his reputa is marketed liefore rot in even the most tion. There arc. nevertheless, comedians of ductor was fo astonished at his innocent sim- , beneath his engine and was cooked to plieity that he brought him onto Washington death by escaping steam, the Irain she is irritated by the large quantity favorable season can do serious injury. one song, as managers occasionally learn to cost. The comedian’s attachment to a fur nothing.—Washington Critic. hands who could see him and hear his of milk in the udder, and the colt is Fresh manure is often a great benefit their that has made Inin popular during the cries of agony, being powerless to re compelled to take all this milk when to early potatoes on land that is amply song pantomime season is often remarkable. His the mare is heated. If both mares in Like It Vhus in Sherman. fertile to produceacrop without it. As hope is to lie allowed to sing it, with new lease him. the team have colts they usually play If I find a man who vlias honest mid oop- words, perhaps, in next year’s pantomime, laiu Robertson, formerly clerk of together, and are not much, if any, it ferments it keeps the soil moist, and right- I doan’ go back on him pecause he eats the manager’s remonstrance that “it is which for early [>otatoes set during the the court at Rathdrum, I. T., was fa bother in the field. mit his knife. extreme heat of the summer is a point old now” has no effect. Some men vhill lay for yon for a dozen tally shot at Wardner. The deceased of the greatest importance. Moisture “it goes down.” years, und sometimes vhen you shtub your was in a room with a woman when the «'hicks lor Early Market THE PUBLIC TASTE. is apparently a greater necessity in toe dey vhill sbump in und shudgeyour vvlnXe shot was fired, and the woman states In raising chicks for early market it making an curly potato crop than fer A comic singer whom accident makes the character by der remarks indulged in at dot that she does not know whether he is very desirable to have some bree«l tility, though rich soils are more apt to sole proprietor of a jiopular song likes to keep time. it to himself. He is. as a rule, a music hall It vlias pooty easy to wonder how dis man shot himself or was shot by some par that grows very fast during the earliest keep moisture in dry weather than singer except, ut pantomime times, and when The whole case is period of life, and experience soon those lees fertile. The most successful or dot mans gets along so well and dond’t ties outside. his song liecomes talked alsnit it is to his ad work, but we doan’ stop a leedle to see if he shrouded in mystery. shows that there is a great deal of dif growers partially insure their crop vantage that it should I m ; coupled with Ins doan’ wonder der same mit us. A party of five persons, composed ference between the breeds in this re from severe droughts by subsoiling. name. However, the imitations that at once If an oldt man comes to me und asks if he of a young man named Manuel Jo gard. This requires extra labor, but the res spring up are so like that this exclusiveness should get married again I tell him it vlias all Some grow very fast and feather out ervoirs of moisture thus stored in the loos not always pay, and so he may dispose right. It vhas one of der vbays he can make seph. John Roth and wife, Annie Bar- of his rights to one or sixty or fifty other a fool of himself according to law.—Carl tolrnae and James Ross, went out on in less than a month, which of course subsoil keep the plants fresh and green singer«, and thus the same song is sung in the San Francisco bay for a sail anti have is a protection to them and materially long after those on land not subsoiled same way in twenty pantomimes. It does Dunder in Detroit Free Press. not since been beard from. Accord assists in rapid grow th at this time. If have withered from combined heatand not, however, take equally well in each, and Weitern l.iberalUy. ing to the testimony of a young girl it is the object of the poultry breeder drought. Subsoiling is a partial pro the fault is not necessarily the Mingcr’s. Just Irate Omaha Man—See here, you »,¡<1 me a on the shore, the boat capsized near to sell broilers for early market he tection against the potato blight. It as n song may I m * rodemanded two or three should use some variety of this kind saves the plants from the sudden ex times on one night and fall quite flat, the next, lot last week. Goat Island and all were drowned. Real Estate Agent—Yes. sir, I remember— that will grow fast while young so as tremes of temperature which prevail in the same lheatrv, so the public taste in one A disastrous fire raged in the busi an unimproved lot in one of our additions. to be desirable for table use at an early in shallow soils and arc the most com town differs from the public taste in an ‘■Well, it’s improved now. There’s a ben ness part of Dayton, W. T., destroy other. Players who have been long on the age. mon causes of the blight. ing property to the value of $115,000. “rood” know, or at least plume themselves on coop on it this morning.” Good crosses are perhaps better than knowing, how to adapt themselves to the • Put it up yourself r About one half the amount is covered the puie stock when raised for market It is said that 1,000 women own and tastes of different places. “No, the blnnkety blank thing name down by insurance. All tlie city records manage farms in Iowa. purpose» alone; as they seem to grow A comedian now on tour with a burlesque the blankety blank Missouri river and landed were destroyed. The office of the faster and generally mak«' larger birds, company a recitative song that takes there.” About 70,000 sheep are lieing driven immensely does in some towns, while in «»thers it ■Well, we won’t charge you anything for Col’imbia Chronicle was burned, but. which point »f course is always desir from various |>oinU in Oregon to Ne Messrs. White A- Rainwater, the pub able to obtain. The breeder should, is so ltttle appreciated as to make him feel that.”—Omaha World. I abashed. lishers, immediately purchased from ; however, be very careful to dispose of braska this year. It contains the information that Palmer A Rey, Portland, a complete all the half-breed stock at market time, Sulphide of potasium has been re- when he sang that song in California the A Hungry •«lacnine. outfit and iestted the Chronicle with 1 j for if they are kept anti allowed to grow commended as a remedy for mildew audience flung sovereigns at him. He re An Olli Ail old fellow stood in a » butcher's butcher’« shop peats this in so |M>intcd u way that his hcar- up on the place there is a considerable of the strawberry leaf. watching With much interest the work of a full details oi the fire. tn can hardly fail to see what he means. A 3-year-old son of Mr. ami Mrs. i liability of their becoming mixed with new sausage grimier. Enable to resist » Every farmer who has hay rained on Sometime« they rise to his moaning at once, closer inspection, be touched the machine in a Frank Bates, who live at Ilwaco, W. the pure stock, as oftentimes it is hard while lying in the swath niter being and pit and gallery pelt him with pence. sensitive place and lost one ot his fingem. T., met with a somewhat remarkable to distinguish in looks, but the foreign nicely cured, knows how seriously it Unless they do this there is no |>oint in tlie look of astonishment « i<»««l his fa<v. accident, which came near proving fa blood will most surely slmw itself is injured as a food for stock. During linos that follow. When the audience is slow ■‘What's the matter*” th«- butcher »died. tal. The child had been missed for, sooner or later, and generally when it the curing process the evaporating to assist him with his “busincs-t,” coins are flung from the wings just to give them a -Nothin' much." he repli«d. looking at In» about three hours, and after »thorough is least expected by the breeder. moisture leaves it great deal of nutri start, but the hint is not uluays taken. bleeding -stub’' an«l then at the grinder, but search was found in a well near the To one who has not given tlie mat- ment in a soluble form. That is, it is Political song i succeed and fail in the 1 wuz jest < r tbinkin* that this is the haun- grim ma.hme 1 ever seed."-Ark»n>«w house The little fellow when found tei much attention it would Is- mr easily taken up again by water. A way. Some audience« are so taken by them was standing in the well, the water up ' prising to note the difference in the soaking rain takes out. the sugary and Ciat they insist on having thorn over again Traveler. _ _ to his chin, and was about exhausted. I growth of the different breeds «hiring soluble nitrogenous substances, to from beginning to end. Other audiences re A Horrible *•««•••><»"• He was taken home, an«l restoratives , the earlier part of their life. For in gether with other fetal elements which lent the introduction of politics with hunes Omaha Girl—No, I never risitcl in < bicago. shouts of “No politics!” On the whole, being applied, came around all right. « stance, such fowls as the Houdxns or are in a soluble form. These soluble and although 1 have passed through it. the safest hit in a |)antoniimo i-> the topical Chicago Girl—Oh' you « au t tell anything An unknown man called at a house ¡any of the laying breeds, will grow substant-fs give to the hay its relish, song that is nil about the election of the | very List for the first month or two and form a great part of its digestible board of guardians, or the town I muh I, or the aliout the city that way, you know V ou in Smith Hollow, neat Dayton, should meet nnd know the people. and stated that he ha.l taken a drink ' and generally mature earlier than the food. Home of the carbohydrates • I happen rance of the gro-er round the cor or the way in which tin.* streets are lit. “They are very refined, I snppoeel from a bottle found at a sheep camp i larger breeds do, while-on tlie other (starches, etc.,) which remain in tlie ner, That appeals to gallery and dre* circle “Mercy! we are not cannibal*" clow by. and believed he wait poisoned I hand, the larger breeds of the Asiatic bay, in fact from tlie great™ jiart of alike (stalls art not common in the prov “Cannibal«!'’ classes are very slow in their growth We don’t reline people: we re as be felt very bad. He called for a lor the first month at least, but after its bulk, are said to lie changed into a inces) and as soon us tbu cof^edian arrives in “Why, no form called crude filter, which is much drink of milk, which was given him, tbo town for rcl*»*ar«ai* be sets to work to Omalia World. tine lard ,nd as soon as he had tab n it be fell that time they aeem to taken lump more tliffluull of digestion. Dews in- scqtiiru tlie local goiisip.—St. Junies Gazette. : and they continue to grow remarkably jure cured hay in the same manner, The Hen. over «had, without giving his naxne or | fast until they are fully matured only in less degree. In a Word, the An English co npdnjr has purt-based th«? What What a a vain. f«"«li“h « re»!«re tbe l,en i,; further particular». It»»«found that i These large breeds are undoubtedly the Now the lobstvr la>» from O.iMito 12 <»"' «"gK* the bottle he had drank from con liest focal is extracted by the rain, and famum • annuuiki grotto of Napoleon 1 in a year, and never . avkles or.ee Go te. on« tamed aconite, which he mistook for j beet for market purpoaes when they are the remainder is made less easily used Corsica, and Mill establish a winter stat too, iMMK), hotel and villa, vu th« spot. ben’ yea. verily, go three or four -Jourua. | kept all the season and sold during the by the animal. , brandy. of Education. AGRICULTURAL. a P air start . Mr«. Callboard, Jr., Forestalls Any Allu sions to Mrs. Cull board, Sr.'s, Cooking. When Mr. and Mrs. ( allboard returned from their wedding journey they settled right down to housekeeping. Happier doves never nestled in a flat, and Mrs. (’allboard determined to make a home for Charley from the start. No foolish misunderstandings should arise in their domestic arrangements, if her wisdom and tact could prevent. When they sut down to their first meal Nellie helped him lo un opa-iuo slub of something about un inch thick, t hat fell oil the table with a dull, sickening thud. ‘ There is some home made bread like your mother used to make, Charley, dear,” she said sweetly, “I learned how to make that solid circle of roller conqiosition m ound the middle of ihu loaf when we were stopping nt her house lost week; if you should ever wunt u changel can make bread whiter than snow and lighter than sea foam, but this is the kind your mother makes, und I thought you might like it the first day to keep you from getting homesick. That nice cake,” she added, seeing him thoughtfully endeavoring (o indent with his fork u dark brown pyramid of elastic eon crete, “is a cake such as your aunt Ellen uaed to make. 1 got the pi'eacription from her. 1 don’t cat it r.iyself, but it is said to be hartn- le«8 if not taken to excess. These irregular fragments of leather belting uro doughnuts, like those your grandmother makes; she taught me bow to make them, and I had a coroner's permit to make these. Those gliustly remains on tho platter are all that is left of the holocaust—that is u chicken roasted after the favorite prescription of your sister Jane. And this, Charley dour,” she continued, pouring out a coal black liquid, not quite so thick as the Missouri river, but far more odorous, “this iscoffeu like you used to get at home. I make all these things somewhat different for myself, and will use my own recipes, as a rule, after this, but any time you want things as you used to have them at home, dear, 1 can fill every prescription in the pharmacopoeia, and don't you forget it.” And ho didn't. That was twenty-lln eo years ago, and not one of the six young Callboards can remember ever to have heard their father so much as refer to the doughnuts his grandmother used to make when he was u boy.—Brooklyn Eagle. IT DID HIM GOOD. Medicine Administered to a Youngster by One Who Knew How. Side by side in the waiting room of t!>‘ Third street passenger station yesterday sat. a nervous little woman and a tall, ineJuiicholy man. The woman hud a boy about? years of age who seemed to bo possessed of tin e\ it spirit, lie wouldn't sit nor stand still. He didn’t want apples nor candy, lie couldn't be coaxed nor bribed to Isdiavo hiinndf, and his kicking and whining seemed towear the little woman out. The melancholy niun stood it for a while, but finally felt called upon to observe: “Madam, I know what that child is aching for.’ “Yes, so do I,’’ she promptly answered, “but I've a boil on my right arm.” “I’ll take the job o1f your hands if you say so. It’s siimthin’ I’ve been in the habit of doing almost every day of my life, lor I’ve had three wives mid three seis of children.” The lx»y set up an extra howl und began kicking her shins just then, and she looked around in u helpless way and said; “Well, you may try. Not too vigorou«, but just vigorous enough.” He reached over and picked Ilia child up, laid him across his knee, and the Hpunking machine started elf at about forty levuln- tions u minute mid worked to a charm. “There—you sot there!'’ said the old man as he straightened the boy up and sat him down. “That’s I letter than nil the candy and jieu- nuts in the country, und you’d behave your self for the next three day«,” The boy blubbered softly and sat still, und when the mother bowed her gratitude the old man replied: “Ob, don’t mention it. It’s the best medi cine in the world. Besides, I was a bit lone- gome to-day, and it ha-» sort o’ cheered lilt up.”—Detroit Free l'»-ess. I f Fleetricily to W chv I iik Looms. A manufacturer of Roubaix lias invented a very curious application of electricity to looms. In this is adopted an indicator which <trik(*M when a thread breaks, and thus saves» the weaver from the close attention to the niicklj moving threads which is so oftep iq- |urioiM to the sight. To Regulate mYTH I H A Mance, but FAVOklll- HOME KEME1H is warranted not to cont; in a tjiigle |«ar- tick of Mercury or any injprivu* tub- In pareljr y<*geti»bl<* It Will Cure all Diseases caused by Derangement of tho Uvey, Kidneys and Stomach. I If your |Jver 1» out of order, then your whole syMetn is deranged. Thf blood h xnpure. the breath ullensive; you have he?dacne, feel langind, dispirited and neryous. To prevent a more »eriouf con* dition, take at once Simmons T RF/iULATOR. |f yratlaad a I I If k M sedentary Ijfe or suffer with JUJI V MOV Khlney Affection«, ivuid MtmulanK and take Simmon*» laver Regulator. Sure to relieve If you have eaten anything hard of digestion, or feel heavy after meah or gleepleM at night, take a do« and you will feel relieved and <tkep pleasantly. 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