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SE HI-WEE KL Y NS SOLD T( UDDE rs TELEPHONE. wit. Cta r““‘«a os ’•-«»Pot. 1)001 aman, n lo orti" .*hat^ialk 10n’ Yoi. tlon iocated , the arvomm, 1 n‘liau, m, "‘“'its K-atte-. “rriJtory. "her ’dry’ VOL. Il WEST SIDE 'TELEPHONE. ------Issued------ EVERY TUESDAY AND FRIDAY AEMTNNVILLE, OREGON, JUNE 24, 1887 DAYS OF THE WEEK. The Physiognomy of Tuesday, Weiluea- day and Thursday. FREEZING PASSENGERS. nave none me gooa co user, inat nniecoaso i saved her life, though. Two hours later I saw tbe station in tin* distance, and in a little \vbil9 wo drew up thero with nobody dead and no one frozen except myself, and that didn’t amount to much. When the crowd got thawed out they found that they had some mysterious bruises on their heads and faces, and one of tbo prospectors said bo felt as though ho bail been pounded. Tho soldier said he knew ho bail been, because ono of his teeth was goue, and he had as beautiful a I>air of black eyes as you ever saw. I guess they never suspected mo, but tho woman told ino when sho left that sho would tell her hus band, a miner down at Anaconda, about me. and that she’d bet mo five to one that I would repent of what I bad done. That’s about all the thanks that a fellow gets for anything in this world.—Benton (M. T.) Cor. New York Sun. NO. 108. TALK WITH A QUEEN.' Tuesday has only this hold on our recog HOW A MONTANA STAGE DRIVER CHARMING INTERVIEW WITH THE nition, that it is not so far from Sunday but SAVED THEIR LIVES. ROYAL FAMILY OF COREA. there is a distinct, if diminished, flavor of its l»ing still “along the first of the week.” promised for this conveniently vague A Trip Made Vader Peculiar Difficulties. Delights of the “Summer Palace“—The Talm«i?e Ileatli, Things period can still be creditably performed. But Fighting the Dangerous Drowsiness. Klug, Queen uud l’rlnce— Au Hour at 1 are vendible Publishers aad Proprietor«. tomorrow, we feel, will be already the mid tbu market at Passengers Kept Alive by Vigorous the Banquet Table—Sitting by tho Lo dle of the week. There is, accordingly, a d their Thumping—Waking u Woman. SUBSCRIPTION RATES: tus Pond. slight “hurry up” tinge about Tuesday. ,su1^ ia the One year........................................................ 92 00 Wednesday is still worse off for identity of The drivers and passengers on the stage between bid- I paid a visit to tbe palace the other day, gjj months.................................................... 1 2 j x'ked down to Three months................................................ 75 countenance. Its face is chiefly to bo known lines running out of this town have had this and had an interview with tbe king, queen by its not being that of any other day in the winter some of the worst experiences ever and prince. A queso (soldier) came from the Filtered in the Poatofflce at McMinnville. Or., week, as some persons are known only by known in this section. Tho storms have been palace with au invitation which fa, in truth, '•<*, and bar. us second-class mutter. their not being anybody else. The middle of of long duration and of great severity, and more a command than a request. Tbe goto ‘«wkefa tol its forenoon is tho time, when we ask some the cold has been extreme. Sandy Fellows, we entered on reaching tho grounds, although M of Cour« | Pleasant for tlio Critic. one, “ What day is thisf ” It has occurred to one of the drivers on the Helena route, who not tho large front gate, was pretentious; Touching Nerve Centers. , n 1”- t sistw me that their might be, in quiet families, had a deperate time in getting through the You know the man who always wants like all tho others, it hud on the roof, sloping J1<1 without Give mo an up-and-down whipping and I some special bit of food as a mnemonic for other day, and was laid up at Helena for a your opinion of him or something he’s down to either corner, a number of grotesque will take it like a hero, but ticklo tho boica of Wednesday. If the fish was sacred to the time, has returned here, and tells bow he Hie desirable my feet and I die. Ou, if married folks, and Teutonic Venus, and so came into Friga’s managed to get bis passengers out of the (lone, the candid truth, and then quarrels little images, i>art man and part animal. with you for giving it to him. He lias These aro seated or kneeling in all sorts of twelve red. brothei-sand ristors and loving friends v.oald 1 day, is there not some flesh or fowl that blizzard without loss. various methods, but this is one of tbe postures, ranged in Indian tile, ami are said »nd a breech. ciily take heed of this, nnd lay it up as a >ew ' might be considered to belong to Woden? “In his busiest days,” be says, “John Sulli I,l!nds being Year’s maxim! If you aro bound to quarrel, Do we not know, indeed, of a wholesome van never did the slugging in forty-eight neatest I’ve heard for a long time for a to have lieen pluced there to protect the pal A celebrated artist in aeo against evil spirits. ouy and gun (jiurnl v.ith sizable switches; don’t use pin l vegetable, a little under a cloud, perhaps, hours that I did. If it wasn’t for these tender judicious hint. We jiassed through n small gate into an Price of the ixiiats. L.'t your cause for grievance toko I whose subdued fragrance in tho house might fingers, which were frozen a little, I wouldn't New York Juul just finished a picture. course, «c- good round words for weapons,not innuendoes ' stir tho fountains of memory and of teal’s, and be much afraid to tackle him myself. I find Artists don’t like to be advertised. It is inclosure, and saw before us a beautiful the pur- aad heart, thrusts. To overwhelm an adver ' mark tho day ? Yet if wo search cautiously that I have worked up a muscle that is some for love of art they paint, and they are building oil an falaud in tho tuidst of a lotus pond. It was » hat fa called the “Bummer entu ltoe. sary with sarcasm is like touching tender in our mental impression of Wednesday, we thing terrific, and all as a result of that trip, hurt if their name gets into the news Palace,” and is slid to have but olio rive.l in a» 1150 B spots with your linger tips and pretending to may find a kind of leisurely and humdrum too. When we set out for Helena I had on papers favorably. That, however, is a all the land, as far as architectural beauty fa ¿amazed that it hurts. I despise tortuous look that is all its own. Tho hour of the first- boaixl five men and one woman. One of the universal failing. The picture had been Possessed ot concerned. We were conducted to the upper lurcliaser n methods. If you want to kill a chicken, chop of-the-week dash into great enterprises is gone. men was a discharged soldier, another was a on show in his studio in a private way, part of tho building where the guests wore of its bead quick; don’t pick out its feathers Wo are in the midst of everything, with cowboy and the others were prospectors, I and the painter called upon the art critic assembled, and I found myself in the presence when they one by one until it dies from tho torture. If time enough before us to prevent hurry, but guess. For awhile tho weather wasn’t bad, of a big New York daily,- an old friend of the king, queen and prince. or they <l0 you nre determined to ruin tho happiness of not enough to invito any vigor of attack. but pretty soon it began to grow cold, and of liis. lie found him very glad to see After 1 had made three bows (the required ■narriago- your family mid murder its peace, do it This early middle-of-the-weck-ncss it is the wind was so high that the flying snow be- him, of course. nnmlier ill Corea) and had been Introduced, outer upon quicldy by’ open deeds of wickedness, but which vaguely marks Wednesday to the |*ame almost blinding. “I want you to come and take a look by the interpreter, to tho royal family us the 'ey, intact, don't sit day Uy day picking out 16011101*8 and mind. ALL WENT TO SLEEP. at my new picture,” said lie. “It's just wife of tho great American doctor ‘ Hay” aich might touching nerve centers.—“Amber” in Chicago “ After I had been driving along for a while Thursday, however, begins to havo a dim (these Coreans only use the first syllable of finished. ’ ’ r lord, who Journal. one's name), the queen said sho was glad to see penumbra of a sense cf end-of-the-week I became conscious that tho weather was get “I'll be delighted, certainly.” hunting or ting more and more severe. It was taking me, and was sorry she did not see me on my about it. It has to a greater degree tho JIow to Take Foot Batlis. ‘Tvo only ono thing to usk. We've :um digni- hold of me, and I knew when weather began previous visit to the palace. She was also Tho best time to take a foot bath is not at hurry-up suggestiveness of Tuesday, but with to shrink me up with all the stuff I had on it been close friends for years, and of sorry nerican is that the invitations had been sent out night, but in tho middle of the forenoon, this marked difference. On Tuesday it was might be going bard with the crowd inside. course that may influence you. But I so late, for she did not understand American when tho vitality is at its highest point. the haste of hope; now it is the haste of fear. So I concluded to get down and look in. don’t want it to. I want you to lay customs, and she hoped we would excuse her. 9 forests in /<ter immersing the feet for a time in hot It is tho day of feeling oppressed with tho lot Great Christopher, young man, every one of aside all recollection of our friendship; back and A CHAT WITH THE Ql'EKN. water lift them out of the bath and dash a of things that were to have been done (on them, except the woman, was asleep, and she look upon me simply as a jiainter who «the for», Ill tho Aourw- of conversation 1 told her that dipper or two of cold water over them, and Wednesday we should have said “to be done;” looked kind of drowsy. Well, you ought to has jiainted a picture. I want you to I had a baby born in Korea, and that liiy from the nib briskly till dry. By this sudden applica- uow m I; use the regretful or remorseful “to have seen me hunt them out of that. I took come to my studio and give mo a cold mother thought I ought to call her “Korea” les, which tinii of cold water you have closed the pores havo been!”) done this week—“and hero we one at a time, and, as I whirled him around, blooded criticism of the work. I’ve just after tho country of her birth. Sho seemed b religious ore,” we say, “past tho middle of it.” Thurs and left tho skin in a tonic condition; you I lifted him one under the car and gave him licked one fellow who said he didn't like very much pleased, and asktxl if tho liahy was have also sent tho blood from tho surface day is therefore the working day par ex another one in the jaw. Pretty soon I had li.”—San Francisco Chronicle. en on the well. I told her that she had been vaccinated, cellence. If a man ever does any stroke of with such force that it must of necessity, in they an? and had bee« feverish and ill 111 consequence. solid work—if ho is not constitutionally op them all out in the snow, except the woman, following tho law of reaction, return with v harshly Then she asked if we had all been vaccinated Beef in Southwestern Texas. posed to “working between meals” at all—he and she was practically stiff. NV hat to do force, thus tending to mako the feet ulti however, with her I didn’t know. At first I tried to is likely to do it now.—Atlantic. In i;onie of the yards we see the people when we were children, and many other ques mately warmer. When thoroughly dry draw y lead by coax her out, but she ‘shooed’ me off. Then drying Jong strips of beef on frames, tions. on a pair of clean, well warmed hose, put on y lose all I appealed to the men to help me get her out, which is their favorite way of keeping it, Her inujesty fa a delicate looking little Fire in tho Water. your boots, and you are ready for a walk or but they were still too sleepy and stupid. with very glossy black hair, parted Tbe sinking of the big gas woll near tbe the ilesh becoming dry and hard, so that woman, rido without fear of taking cold. iat white Then I got mad and says: ‘ You ’ ve got to in tho middle and done up ill a loop on the Rubbing the feet with a little sweet oil lie- French camp turnpiko calls to mind the fact come out of that, my fine lady,’ and I gave it v.-ill last a long time. Even in hot back of her neck. She was dressed in dark .rimonial fora putting on tho stockings is a still further that tbe artesian woll in Court House squar- her a yank that put a little life into her. By weather the evajioratioii is rapid anil tho Korean silk, quilted very beautifully, and )wu how contains gas, although in small quantities: meat dries before tainting, and can then preventive of cold.—Detroit Free Press. vho have and this, by a natural and just gradation, that time the cowboy had kinder got his grip, be carried anywhere without danger of she was almost without ornaments. She fa a cling to and he came at me intending to lick me. I perfectly relined lady, «any eml unaffected in leads to ail incident which happened before Resolved on Celibracy. losing it. Thus treated the beef is whole- her manner. She showed great tact and skill of life. tbe Water Works company went to mixing knew I would have to stand that sort of a Tho servants in a certain house struck the sornc and good, and by no means unpala racket, because I had been there before; but im, and ill conducting the conversation with us all. other day and left in a body. A selfish won the artesian with other water. When tbe he was a little stiffer than I was, and, after I table. It may be sold by the yard, as it She fa not pretty, but has tine eyes and her I of the der on tho part of tho master that everything artesian was piped pure the gas went with it; bad given him a few more wipes across the looks like sc many brown ropes banging face fa pleasing. The king fa a tine looking was not as orderly under tho management of the people didn’t want the gas, but they got ear, he became more reasonable. Just as he from the frames. Mexican butchers have man. Although he let the queen do most of o is con- his wife as when she had three servants, kept it, anyhow. .th Indi A drunken man staggered into a saloon and was picking himself up, I told him why I was the knack of stringing the meat out in the talking on this occasion, ho would some hiui in a state of mental turmoil and con bruising him, and that if he wanted to lick this way, which niUBt have lieen acquired times put in a word or two; beseemed greatly njury is called for whiskey. stant crossness. At the end of tho week, tbe anybody he would have an elegant opportu from the Indians, who do the same. No pleased with bfa little queen and often laughed i perpe- “ Better take a drink of water first, ” said son of tho house, a boy of a dozen years, an nity by helping me wake up the other fel salt is necessary. When one of the in at what she said. The prince is a nice boy red the nounced gravely that ho never intended to the smiling barkeeper; “it’ll straighten you lows. That seemed to strike him favorably, eluding habitants wishes to mako a trip into and looked much more healthy than I ex up. ” marry. It was at the breakfast table, and and we went at the men, occasionally giving Mexico I10 gets his meat ready, then his pected after what I bad beard of him. sassina- “ A'right, Johnnie; fetch 'er outl ” he said. breakfast was a quarter of an hour late. “I the woman a nm. Tbe king, queen and prince each stood no tales The barkeeper turned the faucet, at tbe should think not,” growled his father, “you’ll fairly wore myself out on that soldier. cornmeal, and away he goes, finding bind a table covered with n tapestry rug. and igation samo time slyly setting tire to the gas, and let He “I was havo some comfort in lifo if you don’t.” tough. The more I hammered the water for liimself and his horse at known a candle, in a silver candlestick, burned be “That’s not it,” said tho youthful disciple of the water run into tbe sink while he went for stupider he got, until 1 finally gave him one places, the animal feeding on what grass fore eacli of them. The floor of the room iti ve of in the mouth that made him see stars. By it can find, an* doing well enough.— was covered with a tapestry carpet from progression, “I am afraid it I should get mar the glass. te abo- The inebriate’s eyes o;iened wide as ho saw this time the other men bad lx^n pretty well Chihuahua, Tex., Cor. Chicago Times. ried I would s old my wife when she didn’t Japan, and that was all the furniture I saw Norte tbe blue flames playing in tbe falling stream. aroused, and leaving the soldier to the cow- , deservo it, so 1 guess 1’11 Le an old bachelor, in tlie room. After we had spent some time Happy He shook. He stood silent and white. He boy, who asked the privilege of pasting him Mistreatment of Cold«. talking with ber majesty she told us that and then 1 can’t.”—Boston Record. prinei- shook again. a few times, I turned my attention to the There liave been more colds than I she liail ordered a little foreign food for us; lesome “What's the matter?” asked Johnny. woman. She was crying, and did not seem she hoped we would find it agreeable, but she Temperature of the Play Room. ■vend “D-il-d’yer think I’m goin’ter swaller jieil to know just where she was or what ailed us. ; have noticed during the winter, and men feai-ed not, as she did not understand about with stuffed heads are taking nauseous It is almost needless to say that children fire?” >utme American food. I spoke to her kindly, and tried to explain, | should not be allowed to make tho kitchen k, and “Fire? Hellfire?—where? I don’t see any but it was no use. She was as far gone as > medicines to break up the blockade. THE BANQUETINO 1IALL. tick« their play room. Especially should they be fire.” There’s tho trouble with most jieoplu—too she well could be. I took hold of her and ran much medicine. You have heard the ad excluded from it whilo tho meals aro being Wo were then taken out into the banquet i fear- “Why, there—right in that w-w-water!” her back and forth, half carrying her, until I prepared or other work is being done by the ITered “Aw, you’re crazyl Wbat’s tho matter got tired, and then I made the men that we age: “Feed a cold and starve a fever.” ing hall, where we found Dr. Heron, Judge mother which requires her to keep a “hoc with you, man?” nail. That’s not the modern reading, which Denney and many Korean oflleiafa and not had waked up do the same thing, so as to put fire.” Of all tho rooms in the house, the one i di» “Holy heavens!” he yelled, jumping for the their blood in circulation. Sho seemed to im- should be: “Starve a cold,” etc. It is hies. We Were seated at a long table, set ill foreign fashion. I could not understand allotted to tho children should be the bright door. “I’ve got ’em! I’ve got ’em! Gee linto prove a little under the treatment, and we cruel to deny patients with a fever food what made every viand seem so familiar to est and tho sunniest, and tho temperature whilikens, I’ve got’em!” coat and drink, and it is very bad to eat And they picked him off the sidewalk and kept it up until I came to the conclusion that heavily when your system is filled with me, until I axamined more carefully; then I should never bo allowed to go above seventy degrees, and if kept at sixty-eight degrees it carried him homo in an express wagon.— she must be wide enough awake to go on for | congestion from a cold. Don’t stuff your discovered that everything on t he table had a ways. Telling the men to keep a sharp been made lifter my own recipes. There was ^>11 be still better for them. Free ventila Stockton (Cal.) Mail. 96,’ I lookout on her, and to 1« careful themselves stomach, for abstemiousness with simple a great, quantity of little cakes that 1 often tion is, of course, to bo insisted upon, and in remedies is a sure cure. Take no supi>er, how they let drowsiness get the better of Dispensing with the Shirt Ilosom. havo for afternoon tea because tboy are so stormy weather fresh air should enter from an ere- batho your feet in hot water and go to plain and inexpensive. There were dough I was standing at a haberdasher’s window them, I got on the box and drove on. adjoining room.—Dr. Funk in Boston POUNDING THE PASSENGERS. bod to prespire, and you will wake up re lately, looking at an immense display of fine nuts, too, and many other evidences of iny i pis- Herald. “I had an idea that 1 was then somewhere lieved. Going out at nights and eating own economy in cooking. They did look so shirts, when I was joined by a friend who is id to near Twenty-eight-mile station, and 1 knew A Talk About Veil». at establishments or indulging in lian- almost a professional fop, but who neverthe out of place in the palace of a king! When ould Hie voila worn by most women during this less delivered himself as follows: “All my that I must reach that place before dark un quets is the best aid to a cold. Serve the tbe meats anil salads began to come on they asp- less I wanted to drive in with a load of dead courses slowly, get home after 12 o’clock were also “a la Mrs. Heron,” and tbe mystery cold weather aro far from being ornamental, life, until a year or two ago, I was a slave to n. and really do not protect tho face more than the shirt bosom. In old times, when the folks. So I whipped up the horses—they and you will lie out of shape for a week was not fully explained until I discovered hite if put on in a sensible manner. When the fashion was to display a good deal of it, I were stiff enough too, by this time—and we afterwards.—Physician in Globe-Demo tbe head of our old cook peering through tho ar- window and smiling and bowing to me in a thermometer reaches tho freezing point tbe used to sit up nights studying the best ar got over considerable ground. The wind bad crat. >ing delighted way. breath of tho nostrils and mouth freezes on rangement of the plaits and the best method gone down some and it was easier to see the unii country. I was having great faith in my Reverence for River Source». After dinner we sat on tbe balcony anil en the veil, and often chaps tho chin, lips and of making tho confounded thing he smooth. om The natives of India have a great rev joyed the soft twilight, as it crept down from perhaps tho tip of tbe nose. The veil should I shall never forget the feeling of triumph I ability to reach the station when I heard the cowboy yelling that I must stop. The soldier just come over tho tip of tho nose, and in this experienced when I first learned that by erence for the sources of a number of the top of the overhanging mountains to tbe lar '•ay thero is room to breathe without injury making two or throe sharp creases across the bail fallen asleep again. I got down and their largest rivers, whose waters by brink of the lotus pond, which slept so peace ;in yanked the fellow out, and as I did so the fully under its royal cover of fragrant pink to either tho skin or veil. To avoid having lower end of it, tho upper end would not lire cowboy asked under his breath if he could means of irrigating works aro often used lotuses aad immense green leaves, which uro the face chapped ono should bo careful not flare out like a scroll of sheet music. in times of drought to nourish the soil a» “Then they began to cut the 5 ests high; polish him off. I told him to go in, and the and prevent or mitigate famine. The often two feet in diameter. These lotustelos- to wnsh it in warm water just before going >C0 way that be did it was a caution. As I saw sonis are flt to deck tbe ¡»lace of any king. out into tho cold air. It is tho sudden change and from sheer force of habit, I kept up all him mauling the chap I came to the conclu Godavcry, the most important river in They are like pond lilies, only that they are in temperature that is harmful, not tho cold this nonsense for about ten years longer. south India, takes ita rise in a linxik that much larger than a dinner plate They du not sion that be might have a grudge against him, “Finally, seeing that my necktie always &ir.—New York Morning Journal. issues from a hillside near the village of lie on the water as pond lilies <lo, but stand concealed my shirt bosom, I conceived the and so I stopjwid him, after intimating as imueb. The cowboy gasjMxl for breath a few Nassik. The spot where this brook up on stems, grand and tall alsivo their sublime idea of dispensing with shirt bosoms Fqual to Elder Down. times and said: ‘I never had nothing against gushes from the rock is approached by a leaves. As we sat there the Korean baud altogether. I ordered a lot of short tailed If coarse hen and turkey feathers are this particular soldier, but he'll do, in the ab- flight of (>'J0 stone steps, at the top of dfacoursed strange, weinl music, ami trained ’tripped up tho two side plumes from the night shirts, and have never worn anything renc, of any others.’ After that I attended which is a great stone platform built at dancers gave us their two most celebi a ter I and thrown in a bag, and the bag is else since. You can’t imagine what a com to the pounding myself, and I had plenty of the foot of the rock from which the performance»—tbe butterfly anil tho sword rubbed hard between the hands or on a wash- fort they are! They cost only 11.25 apiece, it too. The cowboy got drowsy once, and I stream issues. An image under a large dance. - Seoul (Korea) Cor. New • York o°*rd, tho plumes will become massed to to begin with, the laundries charge only about took some satisfaction in thumping him canopy lias lieen so placed that the-water Tribune. gether into a delicate downy substance, half price for washing them, they never wear around. At one point on the road I tadto pours out of its mouth- and then goes much of which can bo used in lining com out, and they are the only really comfortable get them all out again, and the time I bad Not Any Immediate Danger. forters that will be found warm and light. shirts ever worn. I havo preserved one or with the woman was a caution. As soon as sparkling down the hill. From this spot An elderly ton of the fatherland, who ia two shirts with bosoms to be used on state oc the stream flows 900 miles right across A writer in Haiper's Bazar says that such we could get her out of the stage she would interesting and intelligent in all that he says, ^anforters aro equal to eider down coverlets. casions, but I have never had the courage to declare that she was all right, but we wouldn’t the peninsula, growing on the way into a and enjoys the friendship of the pleasant put one of them on since I made my new de mighty river, and draining 120,000 any more than get started before she would faced German consul at this port, does not parture."—Chicago Journal. snooze off «gain. At length I determined to square miles. The source of tiie Goda- l«lieve there is any immediate danger of a Hot Water for Bruises. very is one of th« sights of the Bombay wake her up in a way that would last for a fight on the continent. “Why!" he repeated Hot water is the beat thing that can be used The Parvenn's Plate. the other day, “because there has been too to boil a sprain or bruise. The wounded while. . , . , presidency.—New York Sun. I have known Boston parr.-nues to buy “Getting her out and numi ig her up and Pyt should be placed in water as hot as can While 1 ira- having my enoes poiishe<l tbe mueh talk about it Look bark over the last English plate already supplied with coats down in the snow beside the stage, I kept st other day at the stand, which, in tbe evening, 200 years on the continent and you will no borne for fifteen or twenty minutes and in •^1 ordinary eases the pain will gradually dis of arms, etc., and then faithfully live 131 her until sbe fairly screamed that she was fa the nucleus of tbe crowd of loafers that tice that none of the wars has been preceded to the pictures on the silver. Here this awake and that I was killing her. Then I hang around the comer of Myrtle avenue and by so much—oh, gabble—is that what you appear. For burns or scalds apply cloths ^ell saturated with cool alum water, keeping is a positive fact: An English lord who told all the men to get into tbe coach, and Fulton street, I askwj tbo Italian, who keeps Americans call it! No, the German empire 10 injured ¡>arts covered from tbe air.— came over here to visit some American after they were seated I let go of ber quick, it, how much money a day be took in. He doesn't tell when it wants to fight. In my friends was eery much pleased to find ami, jumping on the box. I gave the honm. told me that *®rican Analyst or {' was tho average opinion, if there is to lie a fight the Iron that all the bowls, pitchers and glasses tbe lash and away we went, leaving ber be amount. “And this is as good a spot for Chancellor won't tell all bis neighbors to get The Formation of Dew. in the apartments devoted to hia use bore hind Tbe scheme worked a, I had hoped it your business, fa it not, as any in tho cityF ready - New York Hun. The prevalent story of the formation of his family crest. He commented on the would. The flr.it impulse of horror over, she “5o," ho replied, “there are stands near tbs started after us. screaming at the top of ber bridge that make from 115 to (30 a <lay. I quite disarranged by tho observation delicacy of the compliment to hfa wife. Tbe friction of axles does riot all depona ' voice 1looked around on-e. just enough to trofessor H. E. Alvord, who has lately They found out subsequently, however, make sure that sbe was fol low tog, and then I used to have a three chair stand at the Grand upon their vekwify. thus a railroad train Central depot. New York, that paid mo three RBuihed a treatise on the subject He em- that several years before their American---------- traveling at th. rat. of twenty mile, an hour £°Ted nice instruments, such as have been friends had appropriated the pictorial de- RaT* tb* trem full headway and kept her time as much as I make here. I paid (.'¡0 a will not bare l«*n letanled l.y fru Uon mor. chasing for about a mile. Then I hauled up month rent; here I pay (10 a month rent" by Sachs and Darwin. Ho found vice for thrir own use simply because and went bark after her. When I met her “Way did you leave New York!” I asked. than another which travels only ten miles in vice for thrir own uae •ton clear nights, when the atmosphere they thought it pretty and attractive. ' »he was wer or wide awake an anv woman tliat “Oh. because there were too many hoodlums that time It appears that th. amount if rarefied, the lighter stratum would be When theluert ’s chamber liad been done yen ever mw Her cheeks were flaming and around there. They used to steal my black friction is as th. preaure dirwtly, without the guest's - pushed out of the way by the cool and up bv the artist, then admiration for it • * • ’---- ------ -- --- * - --- 0____ _ .. — ing ami lotber me in other ways Then regard to surface, tun. or velocity.—Boaton p*vier body drawn by its weight to the sur- hil wi-aken.d. an 1 the coat of arms in X me. but t)£n™ h2d again I hail an offer of (000 for my privilege Budget. J*®- The thermometer at four inches from use in other portions of the house wae As for th. «ysa, tear, them alone Tr imm a rj g*1 *rnnnd would in these cases range from entirely different.—New ^ork Mail and quieted down acme la the <ua< h «be gav. there, and that was too much money to re- laahsa often ref os. to grow again. __ w 10lower than at four feet from tbs Express. her opinion of me iu a way that would I tuas. -“Rambler” ia Brooklyn Eagle. >re:*»anui 1 dialects wi f°rc» them, 'liticai and 4 -IN - —— to—-¿ÉWgto««, It Was a False Alarm. A howling swell was riding on the Sixth Avenue Elevated tho other afternoon, when a smell of burning cloth niado itself notice able. Every neat in the car was tilled. Two pretty young women, who had been casting sheep’s eyes at the swell, turned up their noses and gazed at each other in dismay. All tho passengers looked at each other curiously. A man in a blouse turned to the swell and said: “I guess you’re on lire. Got any matches in your pocket!” Tho swell’s English mutton chop whiskors, like those of the famous Dundreary, seeinod to chauge color as he jumped from his seat in alarm. Every eye was turned on him as he nervously felt in one pocket after another. The two young women giggled, nnd, unable to stand it any longer, tho rushed for the rear platform and there continued his search. Still the odor of burning sulphur did not abate. It pervaded the whole cor, and soon everybody was going through the same an tics, while the young women became de cidedly nervous. Just then tho guard came in to announce the Bloeeker street station. “What’s tho matter! Is the cur afire!” asked a stout, red faced man, who was i>er- spiring from his exertions. The guard sniffed the air and laughed. “It's the smoke from the engine,” he said. “They’ve put on some soft wet coal and the wind blows tho smoke this way.” The swell come back chattering with cold and mud as a bull. lie had bis box of wax matches in his band and they were all right Tho rest of tho passengers settled back in their seats and smiled.—New York Hun. An Irish Horse Trade. Tho following story was told to clerical friend in tho west by a country man named Dinny Cooley: “Good mor row, Dinny; whoro did you got tho horse?” “Well, I’ll tell your reverence. Some time ago I went to tho fair of Rons, not with this horso but with another horse. Well, surra a man said to mo: ‘Dinny, do you come from the aist or do you come from tho weshtP and when I left tho fair there wnshtn’t wan to say: ‘Dinny, aro you going to Kioaist or are you going to tho weshtt’ Well, your rever ence, I rodo homo and was near Kilnagrotw w hen 1 mot a man riding along the road fornins me. ‘Good ovening, friend, * a»id ho. ‘Gikxl evening, friend,’ said I. ‘Were you at tho fuir of llosgi’ sez ho. -‘I was,’ sez I. ‘Did you Bell!1’ sez ho. ‘No,’ sez I. ’Would you sell?’ sez ho. ‘Would you buy?’ sez I. ‘Would you make a clean ■wop?’ sez he; ‘horse, briillo and saddlo nnd all?’ sez he. ‘Done!’ aez I. “Well, your reverence, I pot down off nv mo horse, not this horso but tho other horse, and tho lnnn got down off nv hl:: linn ■, that'« this lion», not tho other horso, and wo swappod nn<l rodo nway. Rut when ho had gono almut twenty yards be turned round and called after me. ‘There nlvor was a man from R obo ,’ sea lie, ‘but could put his linger in the cyenv n man from Kiliiagross,’ ncz he; ‘and that horso,’ sez ho, ‘fa blind av an eye,’ sez ho. Well then, your reverence, I turned upon him and I called out to bin;: ‘There niver win u man front Kilnagr jsR,1 sez I, ‘but could put his two fingers in both tho eyes av a man from Roa,’anal; ‘and that horso that I swopped with you,’ sez I, ‘fa blind in both bis eyes, ’ aez I.”—Tho Spec tator. Experimenting With Hull* Dye. Tn a sketch of tho earty life of Thomas Bailey Aldrich, u writer Li bt. Nicholas sayn that wheu Thomas was quite young he saw advertised a preparation highly recommended for making hair grow on bald heads, lie bought a bottle and applied it liliernlly to an old hair trunk, whose long residence in tho attic had loft it very little hair. Tho boy watched for results long and hoi>efully; but, it is added, they were not satisfactory.—Now York Sun. _____________ Mo mother should permit herself to become tho slavo of the family. Tho sweetest dis position must become soured under such a strain and with it goes health and spirit*. To soften tho hardest old boots or shoes apply the fat from roast fowls with a cloth or brush. Praise your housekeeper for her successful dishes un<l regard leniently her failures. I^ard, if applied at once, will remove tho discoloration after a bruise. Silver that is not in frequent use will not tarnish if rubbed in oatmeal. Fashionable) noto paper must bevo tho ad dress »tamped iijxm it. THE GREAT REGUUÏOH PURELY VEGETABLE Are Yon Bilious ? Th^ llfgulator n^rrr fail» tn rttre. I ■ hrerfullv recommend it to all who tuflfer fr.im BiltotM Attack« or any Disease caused by a dis arranged Mate of the Liver. K ansas Crrv, Mo. W R BERNARD Do Yon Want Good Digestion ? I differ Mi intenttly with Full Stmurh, Heart - 7« Ar, eU. A neighbor, who had taJum Slmnu>i “ ivrr Regulator, told me it woe • ture oure for my trouble. The firtt dore I took relieved me much, and In rme work’* time I wae an ttrona and hearty at I ever wan. It in the beat medleiiie I ewer took for Hyep/ptle. R knmoko , V a . H G. CRRNSHA W. Do Yon Suffer from Constipation ? I I esttenony of H iram W arnrr , Chi«f-Just 1er <4 Ga. : “ 1 have used Simmons Liwer Regulator for Constipation of my Bowels, causod by a temporary I )erangement of the Uver. for the last three << four years, and always trlth derided beurflt.’* Have Yon Malaria ? / have hod exaerionre with .Simmons Liter Rego, la tor tinee and regard it an the g rente »t mrrtieine of the Hmri for dinrunen prro- Urtr tn tnolnrinl région». So good a medi- \ane >ienerves universal commendation. RKV. M. R. WHARTOIf, Cor. See'y Southern Baptist Theological Seminary. Safer and Better than Calomel ! I have been subject to severe spells of Congestion of the liver, and have been tn the habit of taking from •• x>grains of calomel, wbkh generally laid me pp for three or four day« l-ately I have been taking Simmnos I Jrer Regulator,which save me re« lit f. uM/Aotrf any interruption to iuiinnt. MfDDLBPORT, Ohia J HUGG «/. H. Ztil in 1 Co., Philadtlphia, Pa. swizcx. ex.oo.