9EMI-WBEKL1' WEST SIDE j • *- • ARM INN VILLE, OREGON, MAY 2- WEST side telephone .' EVERY TUESDAY AND FRIDAY —IK— OirriM j BiiildM McMimille, Oregon, — BY - Talmaige Ac Heath, Fsblishsrs sad Propristors. How can a maid with beauty crown'd Heed. not. though lovers round her throng’ And sit and muse with her own heart. Far happier than in dance or song! Because some well loved youth Her deepest, dearest nature draws; And so. how solitude is sweet, Love knows! Love knows I '——-------- — ~~ ~ ~ SUBSCRIPTION RATES: Qoiyssr.......................................................... 12 00 «, msnthii ......................................... I 2.1 fhree months................................................... 75 blsrwl tn the Postofllce at McMinnville. Or.. as seeond-class matter. ¡ SLEEP NECESSARY. 4n Italian'» Futile Attempt at (ioIng Three UeekN Without* Sleepis^. The present epoch is one in which the | mind of man seems to turn to the per- fnnnance of impossibilities, or what have been regarded as impossibilities. Explorers seek to penetrate to the North Pole, and mountain climbers to male the highest peak of the Himalayas. ¡Captain Webb loses his life in seeking to swim the Niagara Rapids. Dr. Tanner goes forty days, and an Italian fifty days, without food. The latest at­ tempt at doing something that nobody rise had ever done, is that of an Italian named Rouzani, who essayed to go three weeks without sleeping but was speedily convicted of using deception , in making people believe that he got I along without sleep. Whatever feats of endurance men may accomplish, they can not live | long without sleeping. The victims of the Chinese waking torture seldom survive more than ten days. These unfortunate men are given all I they wish to eat and drink, but when they close their eyes they are pierced with spears and awakened. There is no torture more horrible. Men sleep under almost all conditions of bodily and mental suffering, however. Men condemned to death—even those who fear their fate—generally sleep at night before their execution. Soldiers sleep lying upon sharp rocks, and even while on the march. No one knows just, what sleep is. The prevailing theory as to its nature is that of the physiologist Breyer, who holds that refuse matter accumulates in the nervous centers in such quantity as to bring about, insensibility, which is deep, and continjies until the brain ha’ been relieved of this waste matter by its absorption into the circulation, by way of contrast to the cases of those who seek to do without sleep, or are often unable to obtain it, a ease is re­ corded by Dr. Phipson in which a young man slept thirty-two hours without waking. — Youth's Companion. —Grandma—"Johnny, I have dis- covered that you have taken more ma- pie sugar than 1 gave you.” .Johnny— "Yes, grandma; I've been making be­ lieve there was another little boy spend­ ing the day with me.” ■ » ———— —In an area of 106,103 square miles in the northwest provinces of India there are said tube 44,000,000 Hindoos — a gentleman «no nas resided m tlie Yellowstone National Park foi many years, and is well acquainted with its condition, says that “the game in the park is increasing, while the number of visitors increases, At the present time there are two herds of buffalo, aggregating about on<* hundred and thirty; there are about five thou- land elk, seven or eight hundred moun­ tain sheep, fifty moose, several hundred antelope, five hundred black-tail deer, the streams contain many beaver, ■reams and lake full of trout, moun­ tain lions are frequently met with, wild­ cats and lynx quite abundant, otter, martin and minks quip.* plentiful.” —Mrs. Catherine Keim applied to the Police authorities at Washington for transportation to New York. She is a white woman, and, although a female, Suite a celebrated tramp. Two years ago she left the capital, and since that time she has visited thirteen States— Man land, Virginia, New York, Massa­ chusetts, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Ar­ kansas, Tennessee, Alabama, Florida, louisiana and Georgia. She usually travels from one city to another on trans]>ortation tickets furnished by the authorities or charitable organizations Who would rather pay her fare out of town than support her, as she states that ’he will leave the place if sent away by rail — X y. Mail. —Ex-Mayor David Kinch, of Altoona, owns a watch one hundred years old. It is opened-faced, with cases and caps, ’nil bears upon it the name of its ■aker: “A. Hollison, Liverpool. No. %264.” It was bought in Lancaster in 1787 by John Kinch, grandfather of its present owner, who paid thirty-five dollars. It remained in his possession ontil his death in 1825 when it became the propertv of his son David. Until the death of Mr. Kinch in 1853 it was **rried by him, and it was bequeathed tohis «on David, by whom it is now ■»Tried. Despite its one hundred years, ¡»is yet in excellent condition, keep* **< correct time — Pittsburgh Post. •“Prof. Hughes says a silk ribboa is • better Bghming conductor than a «•tallio rod —dhsoage /ntar-Oosota love knows . How can a lever plan and work From early dawn to late at night; Miss all the jocund joys of you'.h, And still ids heart be sweet and light? Because towards some fair, dear girl His soul In fond atteetlon tlows; And so. bow labor may be rest, Love knows! Love knows! ---- Issued----- aa'r TELEPHONE How can a mother keep a watch Through tireless days ot patient love; With hands unweary in the work, And heart still lifted up above? Because some little one has need, The mother love still fonder glows; And how her weariness is strength, Love knows! Love knows! How can a father still forgive An erring son, again, again? Believe in every fresh regret. And And some sweetness in his pain? What is this miracle of strength From patient fatherhood that tlows Towards the erring prodigal? Love knows! Love knows t So many secrets hath the heart; So much to do; so much to bear; And every heart the question solves Of its own duty, its own care. Here wisdom may be ignorance, And justice wrong affections cause; But how to win where all else tails, low knout.' Love know»! Lillie E. Harr, in N. Y. Ledger. SPANISH LEGENDS Current Among the Old Minee Plateros. of The mining camp of Plateros is situ­ ated in the district of Fresnillo, in the Blate of Zacatecas, about a league dis­ tant from the town of Fresnillo. Its discovery, as related in tradition was as follows: Some silversmiths (plateros) were journeying toward Durango, carrying in a chest an image of Christ upon the cross, when they were over­ taken by a heavy rain, anil were obliged to pass the night upon one of the small hills near Fresnillo. The storm eeased, and the men, after disposing their sacred burden safely in the midst of their baggage, built a huge campfire, and, Mated in a circle around it, supped upon their thick cakes of corn-flour and savory strips of jerked beef. It is to be supposed that, being friends all on the road, and with stomachs full, they would give free play to their tongues. In good truth, thpy dia- coursed of storms and tempests, of swollen rivers, of highway robbers, and all the dangers that menace those who travel. Then the talk turned upon themes of arithmetic and finance, and very naturally it resulted that the good fellows took stock of their exchequer, which proved to contain a joint capital i of barely twenty dollars. “If only the Lord would bestow upon us money,” one of them exclaimed, in a tone of melancholy. “Nothing is impossible to Him,” re­ plied another. “I know that well enough; still, I don't see how we are to become rich.” “Oh, thou art a doubting Thomas. Every thing comes easy to God.” “But it must be asked for.” “Then let ns ask now.” The silversmiths accordingly kneeled before the chest that contained the holy image, and fervently recited a creed. Then, enwrapping themselves in their earapes, they laid themselves down be­ side the fire, and doubtless slept. The next morning the wind had swept away the ashes where their camptire had blazed, and there, glistening in the first rays of the rising sun, was a bright and shining ingot of silver that the tire had smelted from the rock. The silver­ smiths, it may readily be believed, went no further with their image, but began straightway to work the mines, where they shortly erected a chapel to Our Lady of the Silversmiths, whence the mines are named. I do not hold myself responsible for the truth of this narrative. I can only vouch for the fact that the mines and the chapel are in existence to-day. One afternoon a friend invited me to visit that same mine, and we set out ac­ cordingly. Nothingcould be sadder or lonelier than the situation; a dry gulch, with a few gray houses of adobe scat­ tered at the foot of the low hills, and a horizon line of brown hills, bare of verdure—such is Plateros. It is, how­ ever, very rich, the leads of dense sul­ phates cropping out on the surfs*? As my knowledge of mining is of the slightest, I suggested to my compan­ ion that we should visit the church, whose architecture is fine, and its di­ mensions all too ample for the few of the faithful in the little town. “Before we go into the church," re­ marked my companion, “I wish to re­ late to you a tradition.” “You have the word,” I answered, “and that with all my heart. As the botanists go nosing about in search of unknown plants, and the mineralogists liter veins of ore. so 1 shall get out of hearing mass by listening to a tradi­ tion.” , „ « . j “Once upon a time, then, my friend began, “a poor man came up the road driving a small, lean donkey. This inimal carried a little chest of pinch- '*eck rings, ear-rings, looking-glasses anu tne *".,e tor ’vie among the raucli- eros. In short, this was a peddler. When he had arrived at a cliff in one of the hills, he unloaded the donkey and turned it loose to grass at will, while he sat down upon his pack sad­ dle. After a time an.seller wayfarer appeared and came to sit down by the former. They talked awhile, smoked their cigarettes, and then lay down peacefully to sleep, for these were brothers, traveling together and partners in business. He who had driven the donkey fell asleep very shortly, but Francisco, the other, began to think that if he were master of his brother's money and goods he would have enough to support him, and wou’d be subject to the nommand of none This flame kindled in his mind was fanned by Satan, and he de­ termined to carry out the idea. 11c ob­ served his brother’s respiration, and, satisfied that he slept soundly, Fran­ cisco arose, and on tiptoe, with his lips apart and his eyes wide and rolling, he lifted up a great, black stone, and hold­ ing it above his brother's head, let it fall. A dull crash told that the sleep­ er’s head was crushed to atoms. After a moment a stream of blood crept from beneath the stone. No sooner did the murderer see that red current run, bathing the rocks, than, like another Cain, he began to rush frenzied from place to place, tearing his locks ami beating his head against the bowlders. Finally, desperate, he turned to the Chapel of Our Lady of the Silversmiths, and there he wept a very torrent of tears, calling on his Maker to show him-mercy. [You see, the poor devil, notwithstanding the course of justice was not very prompt then on Mexican soil, feared to find himself uncomforta­ bly well fitted by a halter.] Well, he wept and cried, striking his sinful head against the steps of the altar, and called upon the Lord to pardon and save him, accursed criminal as he was. In the midst of his lamentations he felt a soft touch upon the shoulder, and turning his head: “ ‘Oh, my brother!' he cried; ‘have pity! If thou art a shade, if thou hast come hither from another world, have pity and forgive me!’ “ ‘What kind of a trick do you call that,’ demanded the other, ‘to go away and leave the beast and load unw-itched and me alone and sleeping?’ ‘“My brother, I have killed thee!’ " ‘Kill<-<1 me! but I'm al've!’ replied the murdered man, mechanically in­ specting himself closely. “ ‘None the less, I hurled a great stone upon your head, and saw your blood gush forth and your brains spat­ tered around.’ “The other passed his hands over his head, and, while he found no wound, he experienced a slight pain beneath the touch. ‘But, my brother, explain this thing.' •“Oh! I am a sinner, vile and ac­ cursed! But the Lord has seen my re­ pentance, and He has restored thee to life. Let us pray.’ "The two brothers fell upon their knees, and prayed long and devoutly. Going later to the scene of the murder, they found there the stone still covered with fresh blood.” When his recital had reached this point, my friend said, seeing me open my eyes wide: “Come in, and you may see the stone.” And on going in, in fact, I saw and touched, in one corner of the chapel, a great black bowlder capablv of demolishing not merely the head of a man, but of an elephant. I hold myself responsible for the ac­ count of this miracle no more than of the other. It is a tradition which I re­ late to the reader as it was told to me. — Y. U. Addis, in Argonaut. —The consumption of cotton in the United States grew from 375,000 bales in 1845 to over 2,000.000 bales in 1882 and 1883, and to 2,162,000 bales in 1886. The dates cover the cotton years, which begin October 1 and end September 30. Jt the amount consumed during 1886 a fraction over 1,781,400 bales were taken by northern spinners, against 1,537,000 taken in 1885 and 1,537,000 in 1884. During like periods southern spinners took respectively 381,000, 316,000, 339,- 500 bales.— Troy Timer. PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. —John Luce, of Schoharie, N. Y.,died leaving bequests amounting to $280,000, but his sole wealth only footed up twen­ ty-three dollars. * —A learned man must write and speak a long time before he can show his learning to the world. A fool can show his ignorance at the first pop.— N. O. Picayune. _ “Where shall we go for the winter?" asks a writer. Northern Manitoba is a good place. There is said to be consid­ free erable winter i then. ----- —Burlington 7 Pro»« - A rendent at Charleston. S. C.. while digging ~ at the walls of St. Michai I s church a few days ago found what is known as an Irish ha'penny. On the obverse is the head of George IL. "Dei Gratia Rex.” and on the re­ verse is a woman seated, with her hand on a harp, with the legend “Hibernia, 1728.” The coin, by an eternal fitness of things, la almost perfectly green. HOW TO SAVE MONEY. NO. 100 THE SMOKING HABIT. NOTES ON ETIQUETTE. Rules Whose OtMervunoe Would A<1U to ths Happiness of Manilla.1. A Brief But Exhaustive Arautucut Afatort the L’ mc of Tobacco. Row You Cun Make YonrMlf Popular with Friend?* and Strangers. Keep a cash account A very trivial and secular suggestion, you may say, but simple as it is, it is one tho observ­ ance of which would add immensely to the present limited amount of practical righteousness and happiness. By a cash account is meant merely an account of money received and paid out, and not book-keeping as in business. I am aware that there is a large class of sensible and well-meaning persons who would say: "I receive so much and 1 try to save a little.” Let me say to such persons that by not knowing exactly how they spend their limited earnings they miss learning one of the most important lessons of life. The habit itself of keeping accounts is a good discipline; it is a lesson in memory and order, and accuracy and business methods. But more than this, it teaches one how to si,end money. As money represents the greater part of what wo do, nnd of our relation to the world, we do not know what we do, nor how we are related to tho world, until we know how we spend our money, To receive so much and spend it for what we happen to need, and make no farther note of it, is like gutwing at the time of day. We insist to the minute on the accuracy of our wateiies, but how our income is divided up is guess-work. It would help a man amazingly to a correct estimate of h*c life if he knew accurately how and when and for what lie spent his money. There is noi other way in which a well-mean­ ing man call properly adjust this great factor in his life. By an account, he can see how much has gone into the several departments of expenditure, anil a review of it will show him whether he hiss been wise or foolish, prudent or careless, true to himself and family and society, or whether ho has been unequal or ungenerous or over-indul­ gent to any. We apply science, and close, accurate methods to all forms of labor; why should we not apply them to the use we make of the product of labor? Tho poorer a man is, the more he re­ quires this habit of accurate accounts; the less there is todivide, the more need of care. He thus learns at the propel* moment where to retrench, or in what direction he may wisely spend more. It saves also much trouble and dispute. Bookkeepers are not infallible, and memory is a poor witn*“» against them, but when books are kept on both sides, misunderstanding is greatly lessened. The habit also has a distinct moral value. One who has rightly measured human society will have a conscientious sense of the use of money which is im­ perative, and will approve or condemn one's self accordingly. We could make no better scrutiny of ourselves than to lake, at the end of a year, a carefully kept account of money spent, and see how it has been used; how much for necessities; how much for luxuries; how much for self; how much for others; how much for books; how much for passing pleasures; how much for the good of (lie world and how much for the p i ' ■ >f life; how much f >r tho body an 1 how much for the mind: how much wasted and how much wisely used. Tabulate these, and then lay them beside your manhood and standard of duty and purpose in life, and see if they are sustained. This is a part of that self-inspection—that moral inventory of himself that every man should make at least once a year; for we need not only an interior look at ourselves, but one from the outside and reflected by our conduct. Such a habit as this would help us in that field of minor morals where we often make our gravest mistakes. But aside from this, it is a habit that tends greatly to simplify and smooth and straighten the details of life. It teaches prudence, judgment, foresight, and so creates an atmosphere of dignity about the life. For money and the money side of life is to be treated respectfully and thoroughly and in high, business-like ways even by those who have little of it.— Rev. J. T. Mungef, D. D., in Golden Rule. An English journal recently offered a prize for the best argument against smoking. Following is the article fur which the prize was awarded­ it is unphysiological because no ani­ mal iu a state of nature uses it, and the first timb a man smokes he is usually violently upset by- it. When a person eats a new kind of fruit for the first time he may not like it, but it does not make him ill, as such fruit is a food. But tobacco, being a poison, nearly always causes an upset to the system. It is only by continued use that man can nse it without being made imme­ diately ill; he is made ultimately dis­ eased by its use. It is expensive because there is no need for it; it is not even a luxury that helps us to spend our superfluous cash harmlessly, because it causes more loss and injury than it does good. In England we spend at least £12,000,000 a year on tobacco alone; what with pipes, matches, cigar-holders, eigarot- tubes, cigaret-machines, etc., we do not spend short of £20,000,000. It is a dirty habit. What smells worse than the breath of a smoker, than his tobacco-soaked clothes, and his rank pipe? Then the ashes from pipes, cigars and cigarcts fall on clothes, carpets, table-cloths, etc., and dirty or disfigure them. Smoking blackens the teeth, and if a pipe is smoked the teeth that hold it are worn away, and so we spoil u natural adorn­ ment—the teeth. It is selfish, in that the person only who uses it gets pleasure from it, and that often at the expense of others. Smokers poison the air common to all by the fumes they emit. The selfish­ ness of the smoker causes fam­ ily quarrels and disputes, the man preferring his pipe to his wife or sweetheart. It is disease-pro­ ducing. It stops .growth, and causes ill-developed persons if used be­ fore growth has stopped. In adults it first blunts the sense of taste, smell and sight, and, indirectly, the hearing and touch. It always produces more or less sore throat, and often, in eonse- iptenee, the worst kind of deafness— viz.: throat deafness. When absorbed into the system it causes palpitation and irregular action of the heart, and has a depressing influence on it. It de­ lays digestion, causes .jiarvuusiiesa, trembling of hands, indecision, loss of energy- and of will-power, with lowness of spirits. 11 deadens thought, and makes a man dull and listless instead of being intelligent and active. It causes loss of appetite, helps on cancer of the stomach and is the active cause of most cases of cancer seen in the lower lip. which is rarely seen except among smokers. It also lessens the vitality, and wounds heal less rapidly amongst smokers than amongst non- smokers. It wastes time and energy. It wastes energy as it depresses the vital powers and uses up itself life and power that should be used for helping on mankind. It leads to drinking. Smoking always causes a dryness of the throat, and the saliva ejected is fluid lost to the system; to relieve both these conditions fluids are taken. As tobacco is a nervine depressent alco­ hol ¡soften used to get rid of this de­ pressed feeling. Statistics of temper­ ance friendly societies show that smok­ ers break away from their pledge in greater numbers than nnn-smokers do. It leads to loss of property, goods and lives, by the fires which originate by lighted ashes from pipes, by lighted cigar ends, or matches used by smok­ ers. The loss in this country by fire traceable to smoking is very large.— Chicago Tribune. ■< • ------ — When you are invited to dine at the house of a friend or acquaintance, it is not considered good form to reply that you would enjoy it alxive all tiling; but, unfortunately, you are very hun­ gry and do not see how you can possi­ bly accommodate him. At all events, never make matters worse by adding that you will lie pleased to come some other time—on Fast Day, for instance. On being asked to “take something,” whatever that may mean, it is hard[y proper to inform the inviter that your stomach has some rights which you are bound to respect, ami if it is all the same to him, you will take as an equiv­ alent ’lie money which the “somet tiling” would cost. As the generality of mankind stands in pressing need of exercise, it is a duty you owe to Society to furnish others with all the exercise you can possibly vouchsafe to them. Hence,tvhen walk­ ing the streets, trail your oiine or um­ brella, so that the man behind you shall be kept hopping and skipping about like an insane kangaroo, in order to keep himself from tripping over your offensive weapon. It has been pointed out that the seats in a rail car are death-traps which have a fashion of shutting up aud holding the occupant until the fire in the over­ turned stove has time to cremate him or her; consequently it will be seen that you do a kindness to others,^es­ pecially to women, by preventing them, it possible, from obtaining seats. If they are made to stand, of course they escape the dangers incident to the per­ ilous seat. The knowledge of having performed a kind act always fills one with supremo pleasure, especially when he can contemplate his good act in a comfortable position. As it is very trying to one's eyvi to read print in the'ears, it is proper f >r you to prevent your neighbor from in­ juring his eyesight* by reading hi» news­ paper. Therefore put a stop to his read­ ing, either bv talkfligto him continually* about something—no matter what, so that it interestsyourself —or rend to him detached sentences and “good things”' from your own paper. lie may not thank you; but what of that? Because ho is ungrateful, must you therefore forget your duty to your fellow man? When you are enjoying your cigar idou», and iu tell him you would ask him to smoke, but you fear that the smoke of two such cigars would suffocate both of you. Your friend will greatly enjoy your,pleas­ antry, and he will also be happy because of the opportunity you have given him to inform all his acquaintances, and all yours, that you smoke mighty poor cigars. Besides, you save a cigar. When one is telling you a Ling and dry story about the way his housemaid goes on, put on a melancholy look and put a step to his story at the earliest convenient moment by asking him some irrevelant question, as, for example, what he thinks of the late strike, what his opinions are of a possible war in Europe, or what are his views on white mice or the eventual restoration of the Jews. Your doleful face will show him that you sympathize deeply in his suf­ ferings, and your clever turning of the subject of conversation will convince him, if he had any doubts before, that his story is too painful for you to listen to it. When the shopman has given you too much money in change, say nothing, hut put the money in your pocket. It is always mortifying to be told of one's errors. Then it should be remembered the opportunities of being paid foi^ono's forbearance arc too infrequent to lie neglected. These are only a few of thomany nice points of etiquette that might lie men­ tioned; but they will suflice to show that one who knows nothing about eti­ quette can write as well upon that sul>- ject as upon any other with which he is equally unacquainted. —Boston Tran­ script. PERSIAN SHERBET. The Varlon« Dainty Mu but a nee» Ined In It* Preparation. The beverage in Persia is sherbet, which is plentifuRv supplied, and of which there are many varieties—from the bowl of water with a squeeze of lemon to the dear concentrated juice of any sort of fruit to which water is added to dilute IL Preparing sherbet, — “.Most editors are cranks, aren't which is done with the greatest care, is they, Charley?” asked young Mrs. Blow­ a very important |a>int in so thirsty a boy. "Thu papers are so full of the country as Persia, and one upon which queerest crinks and wrinkles.” “What much time is devoted. It may be either papers, darl ng?” said Charley, “('nr! expressed from the juice of fruit freshly papers," ealmlv repl ed Mrs. Slowlov, gathered or from the preserved extract as her husband lay faint ng on the floor of pomegranates, cherries or lemons, They roused him to consciousness, but tlie va ant stave in his insterlcss eyes mixed with sugar, and submitted to a told them that he knew ha hail marriod certain degree of heat to preserve it for winter consumption. Another sherbet a female paragrapher.— Burdette. —Miss ivettte i arpenter, tlie Ameri­ is much drank, welch I must not omit can girl violinist, hH* been plsvingwith to mention, called guzangebden, made great success at concerts in Germany. from the honey of the tamarisk tree. At the concert which she recently gave I This honey is not the work of the bee, in Berlin the Crown Prince and I but the product of a small insect or Princess were present and loudly ap­ worm living in vast numbers under the plauded her. Her latest appearance loaves of the shrub. Durihg the was in Leipsic, where she has created months of August and Septemlter the insect is collected and the honey pre­ a positive fnror.--CA«cago Tribune. served. When used for sherbet it is ■ ' » mixed with vinegar, and although not —Miss Julia Malcolm, a school so delicious as that made from fruit, it teacher of New Haven, Conn., has .u nakes an excellent temperance bever­ eepted an offer of two hundred and age. Only among the rich and f ishion- fifty thousand dollars for land in Colo able arc glasses used; in all other classes rado, which ./as jokingly decried to hei sherbet is served in china bowls, and several years ago by a friend who coi drank from deep wooden spoons carved n.lered it valueless. - Uurljord Coir tu' in paarwood.— Belgravia. —Prince Dolgorouk?, brother of the morganatic wifi* of the late Czar of Russia, is living at Tahlequah, J. T. He was a Nihilist, banished to the Si- berian mines, whence he made his es- cape after five years, remaining la China nine years, ami finally coming to the United States. His sister, the Princess, is living in half exile In France, and is very wealthy.— Denver Tribune. —About a year ago It was announced th it Annie O'Connor, an Irish servant girl in Toledo, hail fallen heir to a large fortune in England. It was not tme, but Annie was sought for by suitors of every class anil last Wednesday she was married to Jerne» O'Keefe, a wealthy resident of Pittsburgh. But one hun­ dred other girls who try thia plan will get left with husbands they will have to support. — Chiearm inter Gronn. — « ■ 1 ’*** X —Doctor What a's you. air? Pa- twnt I don't know, doctor. I have • uch a buzzing sound i>i my Mrs eat s'I th« lime. Uo loyon like to link ..a st my tongue!' Doctor No. never numi Bring your wife a ound some day. Id like to look at l.eta.— Yn's t 'blsUao- man. * <