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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (March 29, 1887)
Honor Ellith, p ] dnines of Both ¿J Undredcun to rutnom'.i^ • the held of Buu» tlie thickest of ¡L few feet of flj }n he feu, nelth*j ish the i I ' ’he doeriptionl «■>>ai-kablerelic* ’“is consists io J ■ sti'l presernfk ‘gious zeal, v surface Saiw accurate asdtuj it ion of WashioJ ri 1775, not J vacuated BosM the largest .<J han a foot mjJ ireful spiral ej «longed to then] cattle. ThegpjJ h of the relatnd 0 armies cord e fuot, and J full and et J rth-works of th, ned witheij iarn-like and ire delineated i» the front bristles i- Beyond li« >ofs and aneieoi the sunshine d ty of definitioi iy October haia •f-iv ar of the old a tier of p!B holes. Rudeai i is a correct ani f no small hi» lorn bears th rpeHis Horn,’ 75. It will h ’f the Athens demise of th SEMI-WEEKLY WEST j • M’M INN VILLE, OREGON, MARCH 29, 1887. WESTSIDE "TELEPHONE. ----- Issued----- v EBY TUESDAY AND FRIDAY —IB— moi's Building. McMUnnlle, Oregon, —BY — falmaS® Ac ’Fwner, Publishers and Proprietors. S^SCRIPTION RATES: . ................................................................. »?«? 1 25 J DMAtnS • • • 75 iree months T'ZS [Ji the Postoffice at McMinnville. Or., as second-class matter. L V. v. JOHNSON, M. D. Morthwest corner of Second and B streets, c MINNVILLE - • • OREGON, his ortice when not absent on pro- LITTLEFIELD & CALBREATH, bysicians and Surgeons, M c M innville , O regon . Office over Braly’s Rank. S. A. YOUNG, M. D. Putnam twa iker Hillis« Its attested ul - • OREGON. ul red andiftJ L jhm VILLE ly damaged! Lee and residence on D street. All calls promptly ? ceramic cd hrered day or night. 'ecimen of ia ishioned mill dr . g . f . tucker , ojecting leda in place; tU 'leauty of tht ICNNVILLE • • - OREGON. transluceud (Ice-Two doors east of Bingham’s furniture e as a relic ol i’he designs lughinggas administered for painless extraction. under a r«j ,g a wound« W. V. PRICE, liepherdsid are not ren il life; but it rerveryweq UpStairs in Adams’ Building, propriety I lis histcricd LWVILLB OREGON to the othe, ray ultima action, whid with antiqni the inn kep The Best in the State, the famoo kpared to furnish music for all occasions at reason istol in th able rates. Address the relic* < ait is rah . J. ROWLATVI), Business Manager, McMinnville. •¡ate, then ce Putns M'MINNVILLE hunker Hi of the ct ¡Physician and Surgeon, DENTIST, HOTOGRAPHER USTER POST BAND, m Feed and Sale Stables Comer Third and D streets, McMinnville M. I Ch»i TELEPHONE GAN BROS. & HENDERSON Proprietors. e Best Rigs in the City. Orders iptly Attended to Day or Night, RPHANS’ HOME” BILLIARD HALL. Strictly Temperance Resort. üood(?) Ohurcli members to the contrary not withstanding. rphnnn’ Home” TONSORIAL PARLORS, « Crct dun, and the only parlor-llke shop In th. city. None but W r 1'« *»» south ot Yamhill County Bank Building. M c M innville , O regon . H. H. WELCH. WIT AND WISDOM apathy is a fellow-feeling with ’Be IB trouble; it can only he fully bped whero liko experience exists. Aside from the Creator, you will f hunt a good while before you fod anybody who is as good a b to you as you arc to yourself.— «aye. Good people are happy. All the J’vrs, jeers anil cynicism in the only make that simple fact the prominent— Pittsburg Chronicle apA. Capital Crime. bls criminal to kins,” the beautiful miss, rtyouth’ w,th effrontery Rnblimo, ~®^«1 the maid and said: “There! Mil hl?1 Soared I declare “ be for a capital crime.” —Boston Courier. ps,” said Pat, “Oi’ve signed two p—wan to the^prastc an’ wan to * ” "It’s a' foine man yez are. r'ton girl (to Uncle James, a you like' living on a farm, f James? Undo James—Yes, I f^ty much. Boston Girl—I sup- L? • dee enough in the glad num- but to go out in the cold and P? Sather winter apples and har- L :nt*r wheat I imagine might be but pleasant,—X Y. Times. P'iessional humorists arc enraged f* York to arouse after-dinner X K Sun. WOMEN IN BUSINESS. v.all Hamilton's Idea of Their Trials In This Workaday World. When woman has to concern herself with the material necessities of life sha descends from a higher plane thar man. She is often forced to descend She must often stoop to conquer. Hu manity has made immense strides since it was first heard of, but it has a great way yet to go before it reaches the re pose of perfect harmony and crowns a finished world. The angel in man has fatally bruised the head of the brute in man, but the brute still bites at the heel of tlie angel. As between the an gel and the brute I think our country leads tlie world. The unquestionable claim of woman, tlie deference due to woman, the sacredness of her physical inferiority and of her spiritual super iority, are not only a commanding in stinct but clearly-defined idea in Amer ican manhood. A thousand violations on tlie part of both men and women do not annihilate this fact. Thousands of women earning their own living, thou sands of wives working harder than self-supporting maidens, thousands of both doing their work with or without protest, nay, even with rejoicing, do not affect tlie fact. Even America, ad vanced as it is, has not reached the ideal life. It is much that we have reached a point where we can catch glimpses of tlie Promisod Land. At first sight it seems idle to say to women who are wearing themselves out in doing work that should be done by servants, or to a world in which a large part of the household work not only, but of outside work as well, is done by women, that ultimately and ideally they ought not to work at all. But in any comparison of their effectiv- ness with that of men, it certainly should never be forgotten, it should always lie kept well in sight, that how ever unsuccessful their efforts be, it is, in a field which they are not made to cultivate. It is better that they culti vate that field than that they be idle in their own, or that they starve in their1 neighbors’. Many women ars not sufficiently developed to discern their own peculiar work. Without discorn ing it they do a great deal of it instinc tively in tho lower fields where they are forced to live, but from which they But always will one day be graduated. ~ it should be he held up on all sides to the light that woman’s real work is on surest weapon character, her is influence, She can buy and sell, and cook and sew, and wash she is and iron, becauso still of tlie earth earthy; but she can not do it so well as a man because she is not so much of an earth creature as lie. As a matter of fact, even in this favored eountry, whero men pay to women, as women, not as ladies, or belles, ot beauties, an extraordinary deference, the mass of wives work as hard as tlie mass of husbands. Their spiritual superiority is signified chiefly in this—that the women work for love, tlie men for money. The spiritual ad vance made by man is seen chiefly in this, that so much of the money he earns goes to the ministry of refine ment, education, embellishment, to tho wife and children whom he loves. But the woman sees no money for her toil. Her sufficient, her ample reward is in a husband, content, happy, growing in grace; in children, bounding to gra cious maturity. The unmarried woman works for necessity, for lovh of her do- pendent ones, for love of some beautiful or beneficent profession, for sweet mercy and charity to the ig norant, for horror of dependence upon those on whom she has no claim—sel dom for business, ambition or material accumulation. The woman who fails in her business is not necessarily the woman who sinks beneath tho toil of the kitchen, or who pricks her life out with tho needle, or who can not make both ends meet in a drv goods establish ment or a milliner’s sliop. Such a wo man fails in man’s business, not in her own. The woman who makes a real failure, a failure in her own business, is the unloved woman, the ungracious woman, the grasping, the selfish, the repressive, the uusympathizing, the cen sorious, the untruthful, the woman who is a centre of discomfort, a source of anxiety, an object of avoidance, instead of being that gentlo, consoling, consid erate, motherly magnet which draws unto itself all human want, and woe, and bliss, and aspiration.—X Y. World. ------ —./---- _ Italy is trying to borrow 3,500,000 lives. )Vo arc surprised. Italy is so well supplied with chestnuts that we never imagined that her stock ot liars was running short.— Boston Transcript. _ "Bessie, I hear your sister is sick. What ails her?" “I don’t know, ma'am. May he it’s the diploma.” "The what, child?” “Tlie diploma. I heard mother say that she took it at school _ "Hoopness,” an Indian who died re< c itlv on the Rancho Chico in Cali fornia," was one hundred and thirty vears old. He never knew tho year in which he was born, but by calculating back to the "moo .s’’ that lie remcro- bcred hii age was placed at the abo'-e figures. There are old men in the tribs now who can reco.lect fifty year» back, and at that time the age of "Hoopness was placed at eighty years.—So» iron- dsco Chronic e. WHITE-FOOTED MICE. LOST MINE llow These Little Mammals Rearrange tho Abandoned Nests of IHrds. Often, as early in autumn as the first or October, tlie abandoned nests of cat birds and cardinal grosbeaks, and to some extent those of the brown and song thrushes, will be found very fre quently to be tenanted by those beauti ful little mammals, the white-footed mice (Hespcromys leucopus). While the fact of such situations be ing chosen by these mice, for their win ter quarters, has been long known, I am not aware that observation has been carried beyond this point; and I re cently endeavored to determine, first, to what extent these old birds’ nests are remodeled; and again, whether or not some of them may not be construct ed de noto, tlie builders using the aban doned home of a bird for tho exterior of the new structure, and removing it, bit by bit, from its original site. In tlie months of October and No vember, 1884, I examined a series of forty-two nests, all of which were alxive tlie ground, and occupied by mice. All were strikingly different from any nest of a bird, such as is found in so ex posed a position; none being open above nor having tlie materials for lin ings such as our thrushes and larger finches arc accustomed to use. Of the scries thirty-one were placed in dense tangles of Smilax rotundifolia, or green-brier. None were near the up per or outer edges of tlie thicket, but usually about one-third the distance from its uppermost surface, and mid way from side to sido; for instance: if tlie growth was ten feet high and six or eight in width, tho home of the mouse would be at an elevation of between six and seven feet; and it had therefore a protecting growtli of thorny smilax of three to four feet in extent above it, and nearly the same upon eaeli side. This was a very uniform feature of tlie series examined, and, if tlie mice merely occupy old nests of birds, in dicates a uniformity in the matter of their locating by the birds, of which I was not aware, and which I am inclined to doubt. Again, the smilax was so very dense or closely intertwined, in the majority of instances, that it was clearly impos sible for a bird as large as a robin or grosbeak to have penetrated it with that celerity of movement necessary to escape the impetuous charge of a hawk. It is, I think, far more probable that the continuous growth of the green brier, after the birds abandoned the nest, made it in many cases inaccessi ble.— Dr. Charles C. Abbott, in Popular Science Monthly. Some of our readers are familiar with a tradition that the Jesuit fathers who once conducted the San Buenven- tura, Santa Barbara, San Ynez, La Purissima and San Fernando missions once successfully worked a mine lo cated probably in what is now Ventura County. Tradition has it that the mine was worked near the beginning of the present century, after which it was cov ered with earth and all trace of its existence destroyed as far as possible, from which time its location has been a mystery to all but tho few who worked it and were familiar with its history. An old Indian whom the writer knew, and who died a few years ago in Santa Barbara Countv, ajred, accord- ing to the baptismal record of Santa Barbara Mission, one hundred and five years, claimed to know where the rich mine was located, bet ho fully believed that ho would be struck dead should he reveal it. He said that he and other friendly Indians who knew of it when tho month was covered up and the mine abandoned, if we mistake not on account of hostile tribes, had taken a solemn oath not to let any one know the place where it was located, and that they had been assured that treach ery on their part would result in sure and sudden death. He, and we be lieve all others who professed to know any thing about its existence, were unanimous in saying it was on the sido of a mountain, and that it was a tunnel. But those who professed to know any thing concerning its location have passed away, and by many it had be come to be regarded as mere tradition; and as muchatime, money and labor had been expended in searching for it many had come to believe its existence was mythical. But a short time ago a professional prospector, n gentleman thoroughly conversant with the mines of Arizona, New Mexico and Colorado, tracing the Calico ledge into this county, acci dentally came upon an old tunnel pene trating tho side of the mountain, which he believes to be tho lost Jesuit mine. He roughly estimates tho length to be three hundred or four hundred feet, with tho sides “coviied” in various directions. The gentleman and hii partner were attracted to the spot by seeing cottonwood trees growing on tho side of a mountain, and alter reach ing tho spot they found them grow* ing in the mouth of a tunnel. Thoir appearance indicated that cot tonwood limbs had been placed on end at the mouth of tho tunnel and covered with earth, the dampness from within having caused them to grow. But the earth caved in, and washed by the rains of probably sixty or seventy winters, exposed the tunnel which hud been so effectually concealed. Near by were found the remains of old smelting works, and a silver brick weighing about one pound, which tho prospectors exhibited to us, was picked up. This prospector, who is an unusu ally intelligent man, first traced the Calico ledge Into Arizona, then return ing he traced it into Ventura County, and believes that he has found a ledge of mineral far more valuable than tho Waterman or any other mine yet discov ered in San Bernardino County. The specimens exhibited to us indicated rich ore, some of them carrying free gold, and if once developed may be a source of immense revenue to tills county. Tlie ledge is an extensive one and can bo easily worked— Ventura (Cal.) Free Press. A PRECIOUS CROP. Restoring Lost Elements in the Soil bf Flowing Under Clover. There are very few questions before farmers at the present time of more real pratieal importance than the grow ing of clover for its double use—first, feeding; second, turning under—the purpose being to replace lost elements in the soil. There are pretty extensive districts in the West, where the soil is mainly sand, that but for clover would to-day lie populated by a very unthrifty class of farmers, whereas these lands are occupied and owned by farmers who, through systematic economy and careful study of the needs of these sandy lands, and how best and most cheaply to supply these needs, have been enabled to put up good buildings and get well ahead in this world’s possessions. This has been in a large measure accomplished through growing an effective fertilizer upon their own land, getting an immediate return by using a portion of the crop so grown as stock food. Clover has done this, and that, too, at a very much less cost than an equivalent could be obtained for in tho market. Clover has proved itself to be a success ful accumulator of plant food. It would be difficult to approximate the amount of wheat that has been grown on the opening lands of Michigan alone during tho past forty years, tho main dependence for producing I’he amount clover. which was would equal a sum sufficient to buy several counties of Western lands. An authority, upon making a careful estimate, ad\>need the opinion that in two and one-half tons of clover hav, or in an acre of clover sod of corresponding quality, thero will for both grain and straw be enough phosphoric acid for a crop of 31 bushels of wheat, of combined nitrogen for 71 bushels, of potash for 102 bushels, of inagnosia for 120 bushels, and of lime for 270 bush els. So it is very properly asked, can reading fanners be surprised at being able to raise comparatively large crops of wheat on clover sod? This on the supposition that they have taken off a crop of clover hay from tho land, turning under a moderate second growth, but when a full crop (having, perhaps, been moderately pastured) has been turned under, the dullest of men have yielded to the evidences, and »henceforward have cheerfully scattered the clover seed and turned under crop, with a full expectancy of having a paying return. Queer Wrinkles. “I sco you havo got a now trotter, Jones,” said Brown. “What do you call him?” “I think of colling him Theodora Thomas!” “What for?” “Oh, because Thomas beats time.” HE PLEADS OUILTY. Pompous Young Lawyer (to prisoner)— As you havo no counsel tho court has de puted mo to defend you. Prisoner—Am dat so? Young Lawyer—Yes. Prisoner (to Judge)—Den I pleads guilty, yo’ honah, an’ frows myse’f on de mercy ob do court. APPROPRIATE SOUP. Pretty Waiter Girl (to reg’dar boarder) —What kind of soup will you havo to-day, Charley? Charley (in a fascinating manner)—Well, wcally, I hardly know, y’ know. What kind would you advise mo to take, Jennie? Pretty Waiter Girl (innocently)—Noodle soup, Charley. A CRAZY TRAVELER. Con luctor (of Pullman sleeper to porter) — You want to watch that passenger, Sam, I think he’s crazy. Porter—What makes yo> think so, boss? Conductor—Because he didn’t insist upon having a lower berth in the midlo of tho car.—New York Sun. FOUND. Tlie Rich and Unexpected Discovery of a California Prospector. Reuniting Portions or ringers. Numerous instances havo been re corded of late in the medical journals of the complete reunion of portions of fingers which had la-en cut off from the hand, in some cases by the knife, and in others by the axe. In one case a man, in cutting kindling for the morning fire, accidentally cut off the end of his thumb. Ho had gone from the place some twenty feet, when he returned, picked up the end, wiped it and re placed it, binding it in its original place as nearly as possible. The wound united: and tho finger is now as good as ever, save that its sensibility is some what diminished. In another cane a boy chopped off tho end of three fingers. He was scon by a physician three or four hours after the accident. The ends of tho fingers had Iren found in the snow, and «are brought to him. He attache I lhe> i, and two of the three uiiiird -Nriewce. A Vilrl Worth Having. "I tel) yon, it's a great thing to hart a girl who knows enough to warn ; fellow of his danger.” "Have you?” inquired one ot the company. "Yes. indeed; Julia’s father am mother weie laying for me the otbei night, when she heard my tap atth< window, and what do you think that girl did?” "Can't think." "She just sat down to the piano, an<! sang »!»<■ insides out of Old Folks al Homo * You can just liet I didn t cal that evening.” — Tid-BiU. I What Becomes of Great Thoughts. Talking over tho recent McCosh episodo at Harvard called forth, the other day, tho following story of another Scotch divine who visited onco in tho vicinity of Boston. Besides his ministerial functions tho rever end gentleman had a fond weakness for making incursions into literature proper. Ono day, when closeted with his books and papers, tho housemaid of the family with whom ho was visiting broke in upon his meditations with a message. The irate doc tor sprang to his feet, and in his heat, giv ing way to broadest accent, cried out severely: “Woman, how dar ye intrude yersel’ that sudden? De ye ken mo, woman? Yer disturbing presence has ban ished a great thought into eternity!” “Tho Lord betune us an’ evil, sir I” cried tho affrighted maid. “An’ how was I to know that, or drome that them havin’ great thoughts lost ’em that aisy? But sure, sir, if it’s to eternity it’s gone, you’ll be like to find it agin, plazo God!” With which naive rejoinder tho humble handmaid loft tho mighty doctor to cool off at his leisure. —Boston Saturday Evening Gazette. Mr. O’Brien at the Bail. Mr. O’Brien has a slight cold on his chest and lias put on a mustard leaf. Ho has never tried one before, but he does not see how it need interfere with his going to Wilkinson’s lop. But mustard leaves havo a way of as serting their presence, and Mr. O’Brien b howling for somebody to fetch him an iceberg and two fire engines.—London Judy. Getting Rid of Hitt Dog. A lazy countryman, with tho bibulous propensities of Ilip Van Winkle, was per suaded by his wife to take his useless dog to the nearest market town, and sell him, as he cost as much to keep as a couple of pigs. Josh accordingly retired early one morn ing, and returned in the evening very “full up,” but without Towser. “Woife,” he said, “I’ve sold thic there dorg.” “Hav’ee, indeed?” she ejaculated, brightening up at tho good news, “I’m dreadful glad on it; how much did you get?” “Matter o’ thrity shillun,” mumbled tho old man. “Thirty shillun! What, for one dorg?” chuckled tho wife, “baint I glad; that’ll a’most set me oop wi’ win’or clothes. Where’s the money, Josh, mo darlin’F” “Money!” said Josh, slowly shifting his pipe to tho other corner of his mouth, “I didn’t get no money; I took two bull terrier pups, at fifteen shillun apieco”.—London Judy. Free Press Wisdom. The busiest poet will hnvo his idyl mo ment«. Never attempt to lrnndlo a snow shovel without glove’s. Pha-vrsius imagines tho pension bureau must bo a massive piece of furniture—there are so many drawers. It is to bo hoped tho bonnet has about reached tho height of its ambition. “Love is a beautiful blossom,” affirms a line from u rejected contribution. Kort of a passion flower, wo suppose. Don’t 1« too previous with your expres sions of sympathy and endearment when you come from work at night and And your newly acquired helpmeet reclining on the lounge with her forehead bandaged. Tho chance« are it’s her crimps and not tho head ache at all.—Detroit Free Press. .. JUi business man of t'uis city who suddenly lately hrvl not spoken to his wife in twelve years, though she had helped him in his business all alon^. and she did not speak to him even as lie lay on his denthlicd. A tough family qua nil that.—Buffalo Excess Another So’ioolboy's l*ro<l ncllon. “Lafatto sine,! tile desecration of Inde pendence" was a Lewiston Kbooll.iy'a twrt pnper announced last week.—Lewiston (Mo.) Journal. _____________________ A "Burkwheat*' Sure Enough. A name in point is that of Farmer Wheat, of Ilwlu county, wkw n ol.kat son la uniwd Ba, k.—Philadelphia New* MISCELLANEOUS. —A Deadwood (1). T.) justice of tRo peace married a couple recently. An hour later they returned and applied to the justice for a divorce. Tho brido said that she got married merely to spite an old lover. —Tho production of tho very finest makes of steel has led to tho perfection of processes in tho use of fuel at Spring field. Mass. A liner grade of gun-metal is made by flame produced from gas oline.— Boston Post. —Frank Grove, hunting deer on Bluo Mountain, Cal., saw one pass over a ridge, lie hurried up, and looking down the slope and seeing what he thought was the deer, fired, and put a bullet through the leg of a miner who was stooping over, shoveling. —Ten thousand families in New York are said to make way with their vege table refuse by burning it in the kitchen range. Au effort is being made to ex tend the practice, and if it is successful New York will probably be the cleanest city in the world.—-V. K Mail. —In Washington dwell two women who own so much bric-a-brac that they havo moved into a larger house to ac commodate it. Among other rare things is a screen, such as is used in eastern harems, made of carved wood, wit!, curious little windows which open and shut like doors — Washington Post. — A woman is bound to have tho last word. When tho editor of tho Peavine remonstrated with the principal con tributor of the poet's corner of his valu able sheet for writing on both sides of her paper, she quietly retorted, "Well, and don’t you print on both sides of yours?”— Boston Transcript. —Eunice Barton, an elghteen-year- old girl of Frederick, W. Va., was shot dead by her younger sister, who was examining a revolver that she knew was not loaded. Eunice was to have been married soon to Asa Gray, a young farmer, but she was buried on that day instead. —An engineer on an Iowa railroad saw a flock of turkeys on the track, and ktiowing their habits, slowed up, blew his whistle, and got them off without killing any. Tho owner, unobserved, saw the proceedings, ascertained the engineer's name, and sent him the fat test hen in the flock for his Sunday din ner.— Chicago Mail. —“Before the curtain was drawn up at the Union Square theater last even ing,” relates tho New York World, "k young woman who occupied a front seat in the center of the orchestra stood and deliberately removed a lofty and wide-spreading bonnet from her head. As it disappeared from tho obstructed view of those behind a round of applause greeted tho considerate action of the young lady. At the conclusion of tho last act the occupants of the neighbor ing chairs remained in their seats and allowed her and her escort to precede them out of the empty aisle.” —Tho educational statistics of Homo show that, whereas in 1876 120,000 of tho 180,000 inhabitants could neither read nor write, there are now 12,000 pupils tn tho recently established Gov ernment schools, 20,000 in the Cathol’c, with a large additional number in those of Protestant denominations. Rome is therefore being rap'dly deprived, by the ruthless han I of education, of one of her chief al tractions to the curious tour ist an ’ ignorant and del nsed lower cl as.— Current. — ••res, str. i aesre to buy a house tn the eountry,” said the broker. "I am sure mine will suit you,” answered his caller. ‘‘It has a beautiful situation right ou t'.ie margin of the lake, and ” “That's enough. 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