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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 22, 1887)
SHAMEFUL ABUSE. Heaped Upon a. Noted >Dgli»bman for HU Open Honesty i wrote the above letter to the Family Doctor. Hu regretted that the facui- ties found fault with his action in the matter, but he could nut «onscien- tiously retract the facta a« written to the Family Doctor. “The faculties of both colleges re plied that unless he retracted they should cut him oil, which wuuld nat urally liebar him from again practicing hie profession, and also prevent his se curing another appointment in the Royal Navy!’’ The illustrious doctor’s dilemma is certainly an unpleasant one, empha sizing, as it dues, both his own hon esty and the contemptible prejudice and bigotry of English medical men. The masses, however, having no sym pathy with their nonsense, keep on using the remedy he so highly recom mends, and get well, while the rich and able depend upon the prejudiced doctors and die. English ladies are displaying considers Ide ability as judges at dog shows. LONDON SHOPS. I IN THE LION’S DEN. Scenes Whose Sight Would Seriously In R eo S tm If you are bilious. take Dr. Pierce’s -'Pleasant Purgative Pellets, the original One of these wax a disgusting hole, •Little Liver Pill».” Of all druggists. W m . E d . R obson , M. D., L. R. C. 8. _____ 7RSDtVu/ TRADER/ MARK. " — - _ I , M. K Q. C. P. 1., ^ate of the Royal country agin biowin' hones' folks up ten by twenty, reeking with horrible Twelve thousand saloons In Ohio pay an wid powder an' all dat sorter foolish vapors ami diabolical smells. A woman Aggregate annual license of <52,144,1£M. Navy, of England, hus gut into pro- ness, said old Bob, who, bobbling on served something in greasy bags over fe»»ioual trouble fur writing the fol- crutches, entered the office of the chief the humid counter; a brawny and un CATARRH, CATARRHAL DEAFNESS AND luwing open letter to the editor of the HAY FEVER. clean animal stirred a seething caul of police, and addressed that officer. Sufferers are not generally aware that London Family Doctor: dron behind her with an iron ladle “What's the matter?” the chief ibese diseases are contagious or that they “I believe it to be the duty of every huge enough for services of Brobdignag. are due to the presence of living parasites Free front. Opiates, Emetics and A h asked. in the lining membrane of the nose and physician to make known any means “W'y sab. somebody dun blowed me Every now and then he ladled some eustachian tubes. Microscopic research thing from the bubbling pot and de has proved this fact, and it is now made or remedy whereby sickness can be up wid powder."’ posited it on a strainer beside him. easy to cure this curse of our country in “Where were you at the time?” prevented, and it is for this purpose I D hijqqists ani > U kai . err . or two simple applications made by A t THE “In my own house, salt; ez peaceable Then we saw that there were two one ( HARLM A. HmFLlH CO., HALTll<m> write to give my experience both here the patient at home. Send stamp for cir cauldrons superintended by the bipedal ez ar man could be.” cular describing this new treatment to and abroad. I ask the publication of “Had you been engaged in a quarrel bull-dog, one frying the dingy, un \ IL Dixon & Son, 203 West King street, the statement that people may be Toronto, Canada. By special request Mr with any one?" i washed slices of potatoes we saw heap Dixon Sr., is now In San kranclaoo, and “No, sah; not er tall." warned before it is too late, to say ing a basket under the counter, the can be addressed, in care of 1 aimer & Hey. "On good terms with your neigh other the bits of stale, oh, horribly 105-407 Sansoine street, for a short tune. to them that there is at hand a bors?” stale fish, we saw selling so readily— .Sufferers should send for his treatise or means by which they may be restored “Best in de worl’." ‘ heads one penny, middles one and a ■ all and see him. Consultation free. to perfect health. It ir well known to “How were you blown up?” half pennies, tails five farthings!” the medical world, and, indeed, to the “W’y, sah, ez 1 tells yer, 1 wuz a-set- Texas is a big State. It has two hundred The outer courts of hell can not be MISCELLANEOUS. laity, that a certain disease is making tin* at home jes' ez peaceable ez er man more offensive than this den where and twenty-eight counties. could—bless yer soul 1 wuz er readin' human beings crowded, an endless a terrible havoc; that next to con —She—“Shall Ising to you. George?" sumption it is the most latal, and that He—“Yes! Sing one of Mendelssohn’» my Bible at de time—when all o' er sud- stream, to eat or to take this garbage human imagination when fully developed there is nothing songs without words.”— Lowell Citizen. denment, dar come de blamdest ’splo- awav. The zion I eber beard.” shudders before the attempt to solve to be done for the sufterer.” —Measurements have shown the “We must look into this matter?" the nature of the mysterious liquid in When Baby was alck we gave her Castoria. “Physicians and scientists have long thickness of the human hair to vary la.» >1,..-,J„.»„ Tu01.-T which the stuff is cooked, and not only When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, S..»l‘r,,*n’*’ ’G ii I sm *' been trying to throw light upon the from the 260th to the 600th part of an said the chief. IKK E. FIFTT OKÙ “Yas, I hopes yer will, sah. De fust imagination but the very dullest of When she became Miss, she < lung to Castoria. r nevomsTs axu w IÍ m cause, and if possible find in nature a inch. Blonde hair is the finest and red thing I knowed, l.ur—lur bitn! an’ den • ■ I 4 olfactories discern that the fish are of When she had Children.she gave them Castoria. medicine for this fatal malady. They hair the coarsest. de stove do' flew oft' an’ come mighty smell most ancient and foul. LA DI EM, ATTEXTIO m TY have shown, absolutely, that the —An evening contemporary in this u gh breakin’ bof mylaigs. De stove— $1.50 to 83.00 per day male at home pleasant! The man whisked the potatoes out blood-purifying organs of vital impor city spoaks of "to-night at six p. m.” an it cos’ me two dollars an’ sebenty ti’ with his ladle; the movement of the patiou this iB no humbug. Send 2 cent stair^i. ’ ticulars. 1). A MACDONALD fc tance are the kidneys, and that when This ought to convince any one that it cents—wuz blowed all ter pieces, an' fish he accelerated with his filthy paws. 405 Kearny Street, H.ui RUPTURE PERMANENTLY CURED. they once fail, the poison which they does not mean this morning at six p. some sweet pertaters dat I had er ro».st- When these paws became too slippery We will Day your fare from any part of STEINWAY^K«*^ n’ in dar—huh, scraped one o’ ’em otl with over-acquaintance with greasy should take out of the blood is car m.— New Haven News. United States to Portland and hotel expenses —At a a recent meeting of the Royal de j’ ce wid er case knife, an’ ain’t seed tails he coolly wiped them off upon his while here if we do not produce indisputable det Organa, bund iiidruinenta. Urgeel'ihS ried by the blood into every part of ,saiiDoli«b! from well-known bankers, doctors, if Sheet Muule and Books. Ban' Microscopic Society, London, Professor de udder ones yit” the body, developing disease. hair. His head fairly oozed fatness evidence jt (¡ hiv “ lawyers, merchants and farmers as to our re Eastern prices. 206 Post street. 8an “You say that your stove exploded?” from every touzled hair; the sodden liability l’rancs\ “In my hospital practice in Eng Bell, at the request of the president, in the cure of reduceable rupture oi “Yas, sah.” and sullen face was lustrous, and the hernia, without knife, needle or sharp instru land, India and South America, and gave an account of what he regarded You are secure against accident from “How do you account for it?” «’-it bare, hairy arms from which loath ment. also while a surgeon in the Royal as the most extraordinary biological *lrst day until cured, and the cure guaran nuiinfree. ,vK ki ; y . a SX s S! “Doan know, sah. Wuz er settin’ dar some flannel sleeves were rolled high, the teed permanent or money refunded. You can Navy of Great Britain, I gave a great fact brought to light during the last twenty-five years—the existence of a er readin’ my Bible an’—” shone with a brilliancy that was not work every day, no matter what your occupa deal of attention to the study of dis tion, without danger or inconvenience. Con “Yes, I understand all that, but liow beatiful. third eye at the top of the head of cer sultations free. Office hours from 10 to 4 daily. eases of the kidneys and urinary or tain lizards. P at . F eb . 1st, 1887. do you suppose any one could have put The horrible creature was snuffling Correspondents will enclose stamp for reply Entirely remove« all bagging nt the knees andrett-n, gans, and found that not only was the —The six hundred tornadoes recorded powder in your stovB w.thout attracting and snarling at his wife as we entered. and address Drs. Forden & Luther, rooms 8 and to perfect shape all p»rts <.f t’.e pantaloons. Quick;- First National bank, Portland. Oregon. cure of chronic Bright's Disease hope show that their whirl is almost invaria your attent on.” and easily appli <1. Lasts a lifetime. OccdnknW1 “Count the pertayters, you fool,” he 9. Mention this paper. 13x3 inches. No well dressed man can afford to besit^ less, but that kidney disease was re bly in the same direction—opposite the “Da couldn't done it, sah, an’ dat’s growled, “height slices a farthin’! out this useful toilet adjunct. Sent prepaid upon markably prevalent; much more so hands of a watch—and their onward whut pesters me. I tuck all de ashes D’ye wanter come out sixpence beyind Oeipt of price, $1.75. Agents wanted everywhere. YAKKC MT« CO., than generally known, and was the movement with us is nearly always outen de stove an’ swep’ it out clean.” agin, as ye did last Saturday night? I 310 Kearny st, g. “Could any one have thrown powder s'pose ye f incy 1 like to stau 'ere a cause ef the majority of cases or sick northeastward. Their favorite time of down the chimney? ” ness, and further, that the medical day is known, and a tabulated list of one slavin’ and a sufferin’, a sizzlin’ the Over fi, 000,000 PEOPLED*' Is a dangerous as well as distressing complaint. If “Ain’t got no chimly. Stove-pipe very heyeballs outen ine ’end, all for profession has no remedy which ex hundred and sixty-two shows, nearly neglected, it tends, by impairing nutritiim, and de- neglect goes out de side o' de house. ” ''~ “”>ing the nothin’, just cos ye’re such a doin erts any absolute control over these two thirds between two and six p. in. preseing the tone tone of c the system, to prepare the way tor Rapid Déclin«. Just then a well-known citizen en 1 blarsted ejot as to give nine slices o’ —Science Monthly. D. M. FERRY 4 CO. organs in disease.” ore Admitted to be tin tered. “ Chief, ” he said, “ the negroes ! pertayters for u farthin’, instider —In a book entitled “Ten Dollars “Some time ago, when I had a case LARGEST SEEDSMEI out my way are stealing my wood. I in the world, height! ” Enough ” Catherine Owens undertakes which resisted all regular treatment— spoke to a policeman about it, but he 1 There were very few, almost no. D.M.FERRTim to show that a family may live well which is very limited—complicated lllustrsW. D m . said that tie couldn ’ t do any thing, so I closed windows, and the edibles of all eripftUhM with the passing of stones from the and yet limit the expenditures to ten took the matter into my own hands. 1 the establishments were reposed upon SEED MW dollars a week. This may be true in kidneys, much against my will I per For 1887 China or Japan, but not in the County bored a hole in a stick of wood and wide exterior shelves upon the side will be nW mitted my patient to use Warner’s of Cook. State of Illinois. By the time loaded it with powder. That night, so walks. 'At the pork and cheese shops, FREE to an safe cure, of which I had heard mar that Catherine had purchased a porter I have been told, a terrific explosion the butcher’s, the green grocer’s, the applicant«, ad to last eouon'i velous results. In his case the result house steak or two at one of the ave took place. I don't know whether any fiied fish and hot potato places, buying \ custom« one has been killed. Thought I'd drop without or- was simply marvelous, as the attack nue markets she would imagine that j was principally done from outside, the \il derinjit in and tell you that if you hear unusual \\UI invaluablett I was a severe one, and development her ten-dollar bill had been struck by customer remaining upon the sidewalk, ' J all. ¿wry pa I very grave, for an analysis showed per the front end of a Minnesota cyclone. no ses out my way not to be alarmed.” I the dealer serving from within or with- «onuityta I When the citizen had gone, the chief, I out as might lyippen.— Mary Withsrbie, dm, Field« I cent, of albumen and granular tube — Chicago Herald. Flower NEEDS lAould I turning to Bob asked: ! iu Overland Monthly. ••nd for it. Addrea I casts.” —About the most cruel thing that “Doesn’t that statement explain the O.M. FERRUM. (I "The action of the medicine was has been reported from Connecticut cause of the explosion which occurred Detroit, Mich. I —For ingenuity and originality it singular and incomprehensible to me. lately was the conduct of three citi at your house?” take^ a down-east Yankee to perfect THE NEW CAST AJAX TINNERS' SHEARS. 1 had never seen anything like it. The zens of Norwich, who were on Niantic “Look heah, boss; I wuz in faber o’ plans to shuttle oft' th's mortal coil. A patient iecovered promptly, and is to Bay recently in search of ducks. A yerse'f when yer wuz er canerilate fur Massachusetts man. having determined Quickly and completely Cares Dyspepsia day a well and healthy man. This gale was blowing, and a bevy of quail, dis office.” to die, set aboitt his arrangements, de its forms, Heartburn, Belching, Tastin Food* etc. It enriches and pnrifies the blood.i stimulated myjnquiry into the merits which had evidently been blown off “That is all right. Where did ; termined that there should be nothing lates the appetite, and aids the assimilation o: M b . J ohn R. O urby , Mailing Clerk in the Or«- of the remedy, and after analysis I shore, alighted on the duck shooters’ get your wood the other night?” lacking to make it a perfectly original boat, too weary to fly any farther. i«nian Office, Portland, Oregon, says: “ I have used “Huh?” found it to be of purely vegetable The shooters deliberately snot ten of Irown’s Iron Bitters for Dyspepsia with much effect. suicide, unique and complete. He pro length of Cutting Edges, 2 Inches. (Pat. Appl’d fol It not only stimulated the digestive organs, but in The chief repeated the question. character, harmless to take under all the tired little fellows, and the few that cured a piece of brass pipe, and firmly vigorated the whole system.” Carefully made, well finished, edges CHILLKD, mi “Whar I git de wood?” M rs . I da M eade , Astoria. Oregon, says: " I had fixed one end of it in the root of a tree. hard as steel. equal to the best steel goods in cuttia •ircumstances.” escaped went wearily winging their Dyspepsia for four years. Two bottles of Brown’s qualities. We guarantee them to be practically as gal “Yes.” He then loaded this improvised cannon “Casting aside all professional pre way out over the bav, and doubtless Von Bitters entirely cured me.” as the most expensive articles. MSBOB.N' <t Alii« “ Bought it. ” ... ....... , to the muzzle with powder and ball, ap A \ DIAC. 62S Market Stre. t, opp. Palace Hotel, S.F. judice, I gave it a thorough trial, a» I wore drowned.— N. f. Herald. «Genuine has above Trade Mark and crossed red lines "All of it?” Mechanics' Tools. Hardwat’e and Naehlatf! plied a slow-match, and calmly lav on wrapper. Take no other. Made only by was anxious that my patients should —A New York druggist entered a “Huh?” down with his head in range. The BKOW a N CHEMICAL CO« BALTIMORE Ml». be restored to health, no mutter by restaurant and ordered a beefsteak. 1'hii BELT or ileg'ucrawd i The chief repeated the question. aNKLdz, HKIT3HU & W0ODARD. ma ;<_■ expressly fuitbewN«l whole arrangement was perfect, and what me licine. I prescribed it in a The meat was so tough, however, that derangumenta uf the g.'itersM “Lemme see. Oh, yes, I found er he was dead as a door-nail, but some WholesaleyAgenta Portland, Or. organs. The continuous Nrru great variety of cases, Acute, Chronic, he asked the waiter to give him a ten chunk in de street.” of ELECTRICITY pauwwq what disfigured, when found. —Chicago through the parts tnuet rtrt» Bright’s Disease, Congestion of the der steak. The waiter gave him no “Are you sure it was in the street?” I Inter Ocean. Li-« 10,000 t hem to healthy action. DeM coufouml thu with Electric Be»! satisfaction and, after waiting for some Kidneys, Catarrh of the Bladder, and “Cose 1 is. Knows de street when 1 JJIECES SHEET MUSIC at 10 cents a copy. advertised to care all Illi fna . —“ITCmembei.'’ said a Detroit boy 1 Send for catalogue. B. F. ROBBINS, head to toe. It Is for the ONI! in every instance did it speedily effect time, O’Brien drew from his pocket a sees it, I reckon.” specific purpose. 229 First St., Portland, Oregon. bright revolver, eighteen inches long, “Jim.” sad the chief, calling a to his Sunday-school teacher, “you told For circulars giving fall ta> a cure.” formation, add reus Cbeewr ilka “For this reason I deem it my duty and, flourishing it. demanded that he policeman, “take charge of this man.” me always to stop and count fifty when trie Belt Co., 103 WuiiiigM be given an eatable steak. Persons angry, and I've done it." “Yes?‘Well, Street. Chicago. 111. “Whut fur?” «'claimed old Bob. to give to the world this statement re experienced in restaurant edibles, who I’m glad to hear it. It cooled your an “For stealing wood.” garding the value of Warner’s safe will naturally sympathize with him, “Dar, now; dar now; I’se got it. ger, didn’t it?” “You see. a boy came cure. I make this statement on facts will be surprised to know that he waa The Leading and Reliable Neber seed s ch er fool ez I is. Come into our alley and made faces at me and I am prepared to produce and sub arrested for thus endeavoring to en right inter de lion’s den an’ gin mysef dared me to fight. I was going for him. stantiate. I appeal to physicians of force his rights.— N. Y. Telegram. up. Thought 1 wuz gwine ter git some He was bigger'n me, and I’d have got large practice who know now common —A newly married couple from the money fruin de city. Take me on er pulverized. I remembered what von Of Portland, Oregon and deceptive diseases of ,the kidneys interior of Nevada, who had evidently way, an’ blame ef I keers ef ver flings said and began to count.” “And you (Cor. Firbt and Morrison Sts). are, to lay aside professional prejudice, never before ventured upon a railroad me in de riber.”— Arkansaw Traveler. didn’t tight?” “No, ma’am. Just a- COUNTRY OKDKItM HOI,IC1TF.D. I got to fortv-two mv big brother came give their patients Warner’s safe train, took the cars to go upon their along, and the way he licked that bov cure, restore them to perfect health, wedding trip. When the conductor VERY CONSIDERATE. would have made your mouth water. I earn their gratitude, and thus be true camo around to collect the tickets the CURES ALL HUMOR»? A Suicide Who Respected the Property of was going to count fifty and then run. bridegroom was so frustrated by the from a common Blotcli» or Eriiptloi» physicians.” Ilia Friend and Partner. —Detroit Free Press to the worst Scrofula. Salt-rncuih novelty of the situation that he handed “I am satisfied that more than one- out his marriage certificate. The con If Colonel Bluford is more precise “ Fever - sores,” Scaly or RonfJ Skin, in short, all discus- s caused by MJ half of the deaths which occur in En ductor looked at it approvingly and about one thing than another, it is his ^For relieving Throat Troubles and blood are conquered by this powcrfiiipun- Coughs, "Brown's Bronchial Troches,” gland are caused, primarily, by im handed it back with the remark that it razor. Ho is so part cular about it that have a world-wide reputation. Sold only fying, and Invigorating medicine, «re» Eating Ulcers rapidly l>’al uudertt^j he has almost come to the conclusion paired action of the kidneys, and the was a highly useful document in it its in boxes. Price 25 cents. nign influence. Especially lias it 65 Front St, PORTLAND, OREGON. consequent retention in the blood of placo. and one he had often contem not to allow himself even to use it on its potency in curing Tetter, Rose 1» a i BioiI m , Carbuncles, Sore Eyes,Swj* the poisonous uric and kidney acid. plated securing for himself, but that its his own chin on Sundays. Bluford Go to Towne & Moore when in Portland Garden, Flower and Field Seeds, Clover ulous Sore® and Warner’s safe cure causes the kidneys possession did not entitle the holder to went off fishing a few weeks ago. and for beet Photographic and Cravon work. Grasses, Alfalfa, Onion Seta, etc. etc., in all joint Dinease, White Swelling while he was gone, his partner, who <«oitre, or Thick Ne< k, and Enlarf» vaneties and lots to suit. to expel this poison, cheeks the es a free passage over that railroad.— Den was also his room-mate, committed sui Glands. Send ten c-ents In T rt G krmba for breakfast. Largest and most complete stock iu the large treatise, with colored plates, on h cape of albumen, relieves the inflam ver Tribune. cide. The Colonel was asked by tele Northwest. Diseases, or tlie same amount lor a trea mation and prevents illness from im Affections. —A student who hail made very little graph to return. He came back as fast Merchants, farmers and gardeners are re on “ Scrofulous paired and impoverished blood. Hav THE BLOOD IS THE LI FL Tke BUYERS ’ GLIDE is as he could. Meeting a friend at the quested to write for prices. Thoroughly cleanse it by using Dr. Pier issued Sept, and March, ing had more than seventeen yeurs’ progress, in taking leave cl one of his depot, he asked in a voice husky with UluHtratcd Catalogue Mailed Free. Golden Itlcdical Discovery,and tutors began thus with great pathos: each year. 313 pages, experience in my profession, I consci digestion, a fair skill, "Herr Professor, it is to you that I am emotion: 8%x 11% inches,with over it®, and vital strength, will bee«tabli»*| entiously and emphatically state that indebted for all that I know—” “Stop, "Is it a fact that my partner has com 3,500 illustrations — a whole Picture Gallery. I have been able to give more relief stop, I pray!" replied the tutor, “do mitted silicide?” GIVES Wholesale Prices “Yes; he was buried this morning.” and effect more cure« by the use of not mention sucn a trifle.”— Elsener ivhieh Js Scrofula of tlie direct to consumers on all goods for DYSPENSARY, The blanched face of Bluford Le- and cured by this remedy, 11 taxen ,1 Warner’s safe cure than by »11 the Fourier. PORTLAND, OR. rested personal or family use. Tells how to fore the last stages of the disease aiv wa ^1 eame paler than ever, and his voice ether medicines ascertainable to the order, and gives exact cost of every From its marvelous power over tins t< ‘JI —Some people are in favor of giving sounded unnatural as he whispered Young, middle aged and thing you use, eat, drink, wear, or fatal disease, wlwn first off’rhi|rt>MJ profession, the majority of which, I one's wife a name esthetically sugges- old, single or married men hoarsely: celebrated remedy to the public, Dr. I ar.d all who suffer with have fun with. These INVALUABLE am sorry to say, are very uncertain in tivo of her husband's business. A good LOST MANHOOD! ¿bought seriously of calling it ms “How did ho do it?” BOOKS contain information gleaned Neryoua Debility, Sperm» sumption Cure,” but abandons- I their action.” plan. A chemist’s wife would then be from the markets of the world. We "Morphine.” torrhea, Seminal Losses name as too limitcu for a Tnedicincj^j will mail a copy FREE to any ad “Isn't that a straightforward, manly Ann Eliza; a furniture dealer's. Sophia; I Heiu»J D.cay, Failing Mem- from its wonderful combination of t< , ■ “Thank Heaven!” cried Bluford, fer dress upon receipt of 10 cts. to defray ;ory. Weak Eye», Lack ol strengthening, alterative, or l'‘lood-crtwj*| letter?” a farmer's, Tilly; a fisherman's, Netty; vently. “my razor is safe; but I might ¿Energy, »iao Blood land expense of mailing. Let us hear from inti>billou®, pectoral, «ml ,n’lntl'iJ3r *<f| a tonsorial artist ’ s Barbara; a burglar's, Hkin Diaeaae«, Byphillia “Indeed it is." have known it would be, for George was you. Respectfully, ties, is unequaled, not or-'y ns a rt*mc . ■ Kruptiona, Hair Falling consumption, but for all Chronic i “Well, but do you know the author Kit-ty; an attorney's, Law-ra; a bar one of the mo-t considerate of men. I i*,’ne-.P*ln"’ »celling» MONTGOMERY WARD &. CO. case® of the I Sore Throat, Ulcere, El shall always revere his memory.”— ! 227 has been dreadfully persecuted for keeper's, Gin-erva;an editor's. Rita. «Sk 229 Wabash Avenue. Chicago, 111. fecta of Mercury. Kidney» —Mr. Jones—"That was a shocking Texas Siftings. and maaoer Bladder Trouble» writing it?" « _ »"•* Trouble» eak Back, Burning Urine Qonorrhea, Gleet, Strict iire-promM relief and cure for Ute. "How so? What has he done to tragedy last night.” Miss De Silva (of If you feel dull, drowsy, debilitat«!• ^1 Why He Was in a Hurry. Boston)—"What was it?" Mr. Jones— Connult Confidentially merit it?” sallow color of skin, or yellowish-browi . I OFFICE—182 * 134 THIRD ST * 9n face or body, frequent hcadacue <jj . t| "A man went down in the Bowery last “Done? He has spoken the truth They had the pavement on Park ! less, bad taste in mouth, internal J -Jjj 'out of school,’ and his fellow physi night and killed a woman he never saw street toru up front curb to curb the •hills, alternating with hot flushes. In ■ P _| ind gloomy forolxMlings, irregnhtf JPrjJJ cians, who want the public to think before without the slightest provoca other day when a potato peddler's horse uid coated tongue, you are suircrmB tion.” Miss l)e Silva—"He had never Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and * they have a monopoly in curing dis been introduced to her?" Mr. Jones— and wagon came rushing along. The Liver, or “ Hi I iousne*®. ’ eases, are terribly angry with him for Never. Now what would you say of an repairers shouted to the driver to stop, —IMPORTERS OF-------- cates only part of these symptoms «e .^1 rienced. As a remedy for all sucn ■ admitting professional inability to occurrence of that sort In Boston?” but he would not. and horse and wagon Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical » ■ meet certain disorders. Miss l)e Silva (very much shocked)—"I were rushed over the loose blocks and covery is unsurpassed. «fl “That letter created a wonderful should certainly sav that he was verv through the ditch to the solid road For Weak Eunff®, MR«. R. 0 D., AOKD Si. FROM PHOTOGRAPHS. Blood, Shortness of J anil beyond. sensation among the titled classes and rude."- N. Y. Sun. |F)rFull Bddrrsa given to ladle« privately, fcv p>rtniimlon. ehifis, Aflthnia? Severe <I “You must be in an awful hurry.” | Call on or write to her. if you wiah. Portrait« show the de- the public. This jarred the doctors kindred affections, it is an efficient $¿1 llghtfnl change bv SO da ye treatment, using the Iron, Steel anti Pipe, Ac. S old by D ruggists , at g HPKNINH HT s TEM OF PHYSICAL Cl’J.TrRE Mr. A. Fueger, S' St Wafhut street, St. remarked one of the pavers to the ped GTT4R terribly. The College of Surgeons an,<* * •«F«’»» d«velopment of the bust in BOTT I. F> for $5.00. r ^11 [.outs, Mo , suffered for two years with dler as he was gathering for a fresh voungor middle aged ladies, and afternunring and Queen’s College, from which in lumbago, Send ton cents in stamps f f,r r i Pruning Shears, Halsh and Cao tn (see portraits above): fine shonldere; rounded, symmetrical and was confined to bls bed for book on Consumption. Addnj*, 1(C>| litnba and arms: a pure, lovely complexion free fmm sal- stitution he was graduated, asked for several months. He was entirely cured start. World's DiHpciiKary Medic®1 \ j.| Barb Wire, iowneae. freckle«. blackheads.” eruptions. Ac.; brilliant “You bet I am!" eyes and perfect health That •• tired " feelint a >d ciatiun, 663 Main Street, Bt rFAM* ■ an explanation of his unprofessional by the use of St. Jacob’s Oil. which he all female wenknexxes promptly cured. Spanish women “Anv thing special?” conduct, and notified him that unless says is also the beat cure for sprains and their celebrated beauty to thia System. 111 to 115 California Street "Well. I soli! a woman back here owe all other pains. i ’T <ORTH the treatment free to any responsible he made a retraction they would dis woman to prove my confidence in H. Ro. k pat-. » three pecks of potatoes for a bushel, ROOK all details, mailed free, se let Strict _ __ _ ____ NAN FRANCISCO. CAL. ci {»line him. Ik professional c •j.X.l.nce. K 'erences Mrs. F. W. Ingham, 4’2 W. Madison and if there's any git in this hoss the HOME 0’Wre.ulfagnarantood. is offered by the "The doctor replied that he allowed street. Chicago, III., recommends Bed next ten minnt s is the time to show llk'JlU Permanently eatabbahei in 1-wt. Rn k p«r- of Dr. Saye sCatarehW^Jl traits, references. *e.. free Da. L. c. H tRVox his patients to make use of Warner's Star Cough Cure, a few doses of which it!”— Detroit Free Press. for a cas»‘ of catartS-. 2] enticn this paper. SIS Haight St.. San Francisco. Cal. her entire relief from a violent cold V t they cannot cure^ - M - -- ■ ------ - safe cure only after all the regular gave ’ -i harge fr®-¡I Price 25 cents. hâve ¡¡"dteharge —•■Patrick, you told me yon needed methods had failed, and when he was ;-„„-^e. parts' ifpil ___ _____ ________ Plso’s Remedy fbr Cat r rm is the nose, offensive or otherwise Be«t. Easiest to Use, an.l Cheapest. smell, taste, or li- arinr, -rank 'f>*| satisfied that there was no possible A little hiw of muttord laid on top of the the alcohol to clean the mirror with, or nreomre In h< a<l. you >v»vc( J hope for them. Upon their recovery, pickle jar will prevent the vinegar from and here I find you drink ng it” sands of cast s terminate in cons ' k three muL ^ ne r .P» hi ’ ; ^ 1 '' clilll *te: nosnowJ becoming moldy if thepieklea hava been “Faith, mum. it’s a drinkin' it and Dr. Race's C atarrh K emfdy curw-^jfH after having used Warner's safe care, inrve mile« to lotton wood. Terms cnh I pnt up in vinagar that tuu not been hrathing ou the glass O ini a doin.' cases of Catarrh, “Cold In I he was so much surprised that lie boiled. h «»»i Life. Hkeff cZJLJ 'n'ul*r free- «»RIFFIAT and Catarrhal Headache. "KOS. wee«. Mhasta • •„ Cala.1 N. P. N. Ü. NO. 166-«. ». N. Ü. *10 Old Bob Tell« a Neat Little Story and Is 1 mpriaon.d on Strengih ol It.. “Dar (»lighter be some law iu dis heah terfere With the American Appetite. (OU&IWE SAFE. SURE. PROMPT. WO R K™ YAREC TROUSER SHAPER! nYSPEPSIA FERRY S SEEDS LZ HC BEST TONIC A. FELDENHEIMER JEWELER O The Van Monciscar CAROLAN & CO. HARDWARE. irf $500 REWAffl I “1, T1 i prepared t< J Id .iTery Corner OGAN The Bes imptly j ORP i A Strie >me jeodm t ‘Orp TON n «nly first eli Mr»t - ala« Pit «t door soul Me CONSUMPTION, Liver, Blood, and LungM Cheap Land! !UST Cl| “A c’gar psnied b> a »luxurious •»r. Speai •offee docs ii voe vena. ■ rives a hint •fleets upon tee deir.onsi “Similia sim •otic po son Emulating | comes, or al truing pow fight betweei ees which it Wbose systei degree of co ■> tlie des de tA<r<jo A' ctoi —A b:n of Dav en. Conn wd*. and It »•»out 4,000 t< tsaeou« comb * week in spi «Pon it Th« coal to co —An ancie ’•cently at a •noordance w ■tonds. whic J**r 1.-446. gix gr'st’s Hosp in the me J*ived a new It was «t -Kindred and I quaint rei