Image provided by: Yamhill County Historical Society; McMinnville, OR
About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 18, 1887)
«EMI. WEEKLY - ‘"'itle^^k ' ‘“d wo« beium “• 11« 'r“bl>' thH S TELEPHONE br°therhood'N lere a inC., ? ’ *a,1F «o "‘« bt « p t help|m b VOL. I «• M’M INN VILLE, OREGON, FEBRUARY is, 1881 ;ST SIDE TELEPHONE. BETTER THAN GOLD. that, if an accident oc urred or there THE HAT BUSINESS. was serious illness on board, no medical ----- Issued------ assistance was available. When I was Profit« of a Trade Ln Which Chang«« La *bl“¿J returning to Europe in the Mediator in Style Play an Important Part. ;VERY TUESDAY AND FRIDAY 1842, a sailor fell from one of the yards, rovenirtittr£»g! Ucb torriM A reporter desirous of information badly fracturing lis right leg. The ••I have striven to lay by 'r'^le¡ '<*1 d Something for a rainy day, commander of the vetsel was a Yankee asked a Brooklyn gentleman formerly But misfortune’s come, and now '‘Kitihiuu —that is. a native of one of the New En engaged in the retail hat business in Ev rything is »wept away.” «n gland States—and he had the ingenuity this city whethQT exceptional profits I tresher." v the true wife closer still— aliñas?« Turner, and readiness of resource which are were made in that line of trade. He 'ant to kno» J ** t .* *e<i h,s troubled cheek aud said: Publishers and Proprietor*. Life has sadder losses, dear characteristic of the people of that sec said: So, I pray, be comforted. t i ALEN, lMri3 tion of the Union. He so admirably sot “The profit in the hat business ranges SUBSCRIPTION RATES: uiliuto^H “Logs of love we could not bear; the in jured limb with splints, that, when wlUC7 ’L|O.8H is wore« than death. the ship arrived at London and the man from 25 to 50 per cent There is more £ mouths-............................................................. 125 rrJt ose cat'h other, dear— was taken to Bartholomew Hospital, the money in cheap hats than high-priced 'jiree months........................................................... • ° Think," *>he said below her breath. officials of that institution highly com ones. For instance, when I was in the itered in the Postoffice at McMinnville, Or., * God 'tls no worse,” she cried, plimented Captain Morgan upon the business I sold a tive-dollar bat (Derby) n as second-class matter. M 1th a smile. “You did forget tbick ia M íiu J workmanlike manner in which he had on which I made a little over a dollar M hat unreckone l wealth Is ours Since we have each other yet." °°se on bioxl performed the operation. The fact, profit. For the quality of hat named I iilantinn ¡lit J —-A&en E. Rexford in Good Housekeeping. however, remains, that but for the paid 3 V. V. JOHNSON, M. D. 945 per dozen. 1 also sold a hat itornia rtpJJ purely fortuitous circumstance of the for $3 Iforthweit eonier uf H.cond and B street., 50 which by the dozen cost nte commander of the vessel having been 1 fu abuadmn» 3 While on a cheap hat I made a OCEAN TRAVEL. able to deal with the case, the result of $24. IcMINNVILLE . . . OREGON. rilen saS9 Of profit of $1.50, on a better quality 1 re there being no surgeon on board must alized much less money. 1 would rather May be found at hie office when not absent on pro- have been that the injured man would Disagroeabio Features of It Fifty E *0B Hum eJonal business. sell three one-dollar hats than one tyther have died, or been a cripple for “‘“Wniiuijq Years Ago. three-dollar one. Why? Becattsethere life. 'I he mean, «, is more money in the cheaper quality LITTLEFIELD & CALBREATH, If the cabin passengers had good of hats. Wool Derbies which sell for rial medicinal J Dark staterooms. Bad Ventilation, Muddy cause to complain that neither their <ersemb«iiM^ one dollar each cost from five to eight ’hysicians and Surgeons, Water, I ns u ttleleiil Meat, Useless safety nor their comfort was sufficiently dollars per dozen. For a time a wool fertillxer ata g studied, the condition of the steerage l ifeboats and Exposed Bertha ltiye. Whig || M c M innville , O regon . hat will make as good an appearauce as passengers was infinitely worse. Men. a felt one, but when the rain strikes the niilaticn, « Then the Usual Thing. Office over Braly’s Bank. women and children were huddled 1 ke wool the hat loses its glossy appear 'ther effect of dm ngthening thea3 sheep in the quarters assigned them, no When Samuel Johnson said “A ship separation of the sexes being attempted. ance. Probably you don’t notice it, rrows richer uh but silk hats are not worn so much now ortto thiisterJ S. A. YOUNG, M. D. is a prison with a chance of being The berths, which ran on either side of as formerly. Certain sets of Americans °t only vigor,1 drowned," he in that aphorism gave the vessel, were not inclosed, and were or Anglo-maniacs have discovered that 'ulclmngeinij without curtains. Physician and Surgeon, expression to the opinion generally en Englishmen in a measure have tabooed that sure ami J The steerage passengers were re the high or silk hat. This fact may In chronic obitnuS I c MINNVILLE • - - OREGON. tertained by landsmen in his day to both supply and cook their have some thing tr do with its present 'em product fl fact, the discomforts, and even priva quired ' disease b™j Olfice and re-idencu on II .treat. All calli promptly own provisions. There was commonly unpopularity. Of course, for dress oc ovated and vikorj uwered day or night. tions, which sea-traveling then involved a fierce struggle for a place at the gal- gal casions, the silk hat is the thing, but I were such that very few persons were ley fire, in which the sick and feeble think a fine quality of Derby makes ge stamp« « willing to expose themselves to them, necessarily went to the wall; and some almost as good an appearance. In com DR. G. F. TUCKER, delivery, i. save when compelled by imperative cir times several days would pass without parison with former years but few high deatist any warm food be ng obtained by thosq white hats have been worn during the cumstances to do so. fUfi'S ADV.Ct’ who were most in need of it Again, IcMINNVILLE - - - OREGON. When I crossed the Atlantic in 1841, when there was a storm, or even when past summer. High hats are unwieldy , whenadniW for business, and should only be worn would toil Office-Two doors east of Bingham's furniture for the first time, the condit on of things the ship experienced heavy weather, the lone-perserJ by elderly men in the day time. What tore. had, in the three-quarters of a century hatches were closed. renderin<r th a at Laughing gas administered for painless extraction. tided and >,* can be more ridiculous to a man of taste mosphere of the steerage almost stifling. hing touch«» which had elapsed since Johnson’s time, In fact, the condition and treatment of than to see a high silk hat worn with a ny days itJ measurably improved; but the dieagre- Iliis class of passengers was simply short coat or a Norfolk jacket? Yet Iff. Piertril W. V. PRICE, ment to which passengers were evon abominable, and such as to reflect deep men who pretend to know how to dress hare era nd tbemteM then subjected were numerous. No discredit upon the Government for often commit this breach of good form.” “What is the prevailing style in l. Liver cod regular steam commumcat.on between allowing so many years to elapse ere hats? c lung dim ” was asked.” any attempt was made to deal with the Great Britain and the United States was to its heaM “The style differs but little from last evil. a. All dm3 VpStairs in Adams' Building, in existence. The Sirius and the Great year. The brims are, perhaps, curled, Now, all is changed. The steamers a little more, and in many cases the Western had indeed crossed the ocean which IcMINNVILLE - OREGON at the present day cross the At crowns are made lower. Still, a man eral Custal in 1838, and the latter vessel had con lantic are vessels ranging from four to tinued her trips at irregular intervals. seven thousand tons burden: and the who bought a hat late last spring might wear it through the winter, that TkST Of fl for some little time subsequently, arrangements on board of them are ex is, JUSTER POST BAND, But if he doesn’t wish to follow the style 3 been a it no other steamer attempted to follow cellent in all respects. Besides the life iD the minutest particular. The public yean, ail. boats — which are numerous, large, her example, the Cunaru line not hav The Best in the State. have an erroneous idea that a hat be n 15O,U)0,M aud built on the most approved comes ing been established unt 1 1842. a man and not that a man be prepared to furnish music for all occasions at reason At the period of which I speak, the models — there are rafts which, in t. Such ii able rates. Address comes a hat. It is all nonsense that case of necessity, can be got ready and sailing packets running between Lon beth ’ s Png men can’t wear different shaped \\ J. ROWLAND, don and New York, and between Liver launched in a few minutes. In the certain value of ta hats simply because their physiogo- event, too, of a fire breaking out in any Business Manager, McMinnville. pool and that port, were ships of five to nient ot d» tuies are peculiarly formed. When . e<l that thJ seven hundred tons burden. 'The state part of the ship, the appliances for ex you go home take down a hat, if you II. One«! tinguishing it are of the most thorough rooms- as the little cab ns ranged on M'MINNVILLE have preserved it, that you wore say ten or tin* character. In fact, the provision made either side of the saloon were termed — four years ago, put it on and look in istivenes,! for the safety of the passengers would were below the sea-level. They were . all lex* the glass. In your own eyes and those incommodious, dark and ill-ventilated. be all that could be desired if every of others you cut a ridiculous figure, ship carried a suffic ent number of boats In fact, the only light they enjoyed was Corner Third and D streets, McMinnville but still you wore that hat four years that furnished by small pieces of ground to accommodate, tn case of disaster, ago to stipi no one remarked any thing lud. glass inserted in tlie deck overhead, and every passenger,even when her comple add and in your appearance. Why this OGAN BROS. & HENDERSON, from the fan-lights in the doors opening ment was full. Note the late disaster sudden change in your appearance, you ÏTHDAT I to the saloon, and this was so poor that to the Oregon. ask? Simply because the old hat which Proprietors. to give ■ the occupants of the staterooms could The comfort of the traveling public you put on is out of style, and the took pu# not even dress themselves without mak is now carefully studded. The cabins since you bought It have been pretenda The Best Rigs in the City. Orders ing use of a lamp. The sole ventilation for the first-cla-s passengers are placed styles be as »31 so different tliat it appearsold fashioned of them was that afforded by the remov amidships, where the motion of the i of sari romptly Attended to Day or Night, sight. If you observe closely al of the saloon skylights, which, of vessel is least felt, instead of. as for in your ierce'i tn hats worn by your friends yon will • whoa I course, could only be done in fine merly, at the stern. The staterooms are- the find that it is not the hat which be Prescnjl weather. The consequence was that the comniodious, handsomely furnished, comes the man, but the man who be is potai closeness of the atmosphere in the state thoroughly ventilated, and heated by nd colored the hat. Do you remember some rooms was at all times most unpleasant; steam. The saloon, which is spacious comes additai ago when the English curled whilst the smell of the bilge-water was and well-lighted, contains a piano, a rears Vorld’s Di BILLIARD HALL. hat was so much worn? The style Buffalo.! so ol ensive as to create nausea, inde -mall library, bagatelle tables, chess, brim previous year was not nearly so pendent of that arising from the motion etc., for the use of the passengers, the A Strl.tly Tempera»»« Besar*. curl, and hatters who had stock io river« ■ >f the vessel. In winter, on the other There sntokin, king and much are also left over simply curled their hats to the reading and bathrooms, hand, the cold was frequently severe. rooms style. It is seldom that ime geodth •li.rub member» to the contrary not- with hot as well prevailing There was it is true, a stove in the supplied withstand! ug. can dispose of their over stock aloon. but the heat from it scarcely as cold water. Tlie table is so luxuri hatters the manlier named.” made itself appreciably felt in the side- antly spread tliat there is scarcely a in "What becomes of }he hats left over delicacy which can b- obtained in the in stock each "Orphans’ Home” eabins. season?” In other matters there was the same best hotels in London, found lacking on “They are sold or given away. ib-ence of provision for the comfort of board these steamers. The supply of Farmers who are on to the trick will TONBORIAL PARLORS, lie passengers. The fresh water re fresh water—furnished bv condensers — entering a store ask for the last pined for drinking and cooking pur is practically unlimited: whilst that on ’s style. They don't care if the saly first <1 bm , and ths only parlor like shop la tb* poses was carried in casks; and when which is required for drinking purposes mason hat is just a trifle out of style if they ally. None but lie ship had a full cargo, many of these is in summer cooled with ice, of which can buy it fifty per cent, cheaper. Ir wi re placed on deck, with the result a large stock is provided. A surgeon responsible n*M.»lasa Werknan Bmpl«y»4 hatters who do a transient is invariably carried, the law rendering that their contents were sometimes im Vim door south ot Yambili County Bank Building. often sell a countryman off pregnated with salt water from the it obligatory to do so: and his services business season styles at the same prices ob M o MIXXVILLE, ORMGON •vaves shipped in heavy weather. At are at the d sposal of any of the passen tained prevailing ones. Hats which ill times the water wa- mo-t unpalata- gers who needs them without the pay can't tus for sold are sent to male institu H. H. WELCH. ole. it being muddy, and tilleel with va ment of any fee. tions. Hatters often sustain heavy rious impurities from the old worm- Nor have the steerage passengers losses in stock left over. Stock left A Cruel Russian Sect. ■aten barrels in which it was kept. Not failed to participate in the altered con and big rents have much to do inly was the water bad. but tlie supply dition of things. Inst ad of their being over the high price of hats. If I should Rossi* is peculiarly rich in surprising occasionally proved inadequate; and crowded together in the badly ventilated with leave the country for ten years and •ects and assoc'ations, but the most as when the voyage was an unusually long and unhealthy quarters assigned to hold no communication witli those at me, the necessity would arise of plac- them, as was formerly the case, it is tounding is one lately brought to liglit I could find out whether time* compulsory for a fixed cubic space home, bearing the ominous title of ••The Red ng the passengers upon short allow now were good or bad by a visit to a hat fac to be allotted to each individual. Not beath. its members affect to believe ance. There was always a cow on board; only, too, are the lerths inclosed, tory. When time» are flush manufac tost he who consciously permits another but tie re «a- no other milk to ba had but the single women occupy a turers make tine qualities of hats, and when tbev are dull the poorer qualities “ suffer prolonged pain commits a than what she supplied, no way of pre- separate compartment, in tlie charge have tlie largest sale.” of a matron. But one of the greatest .« rving it having th. n been discovere I. toortal sin. In order to abbreviate the “Do not manufacturers change their suffer ngs of humanity it is a matter of anned fruit and vegetables were improvements which has taken place in atyles for tbe purpose of compelling equally unknown. There was com the condition of occupants of the steer fashionable men to purchase new hats «•science with them to kill the sick, monly a fair provision of mutton and age has been effected by the act, passed that they may be put out of their pain pork, live sh. ep and pigs being carried: a few years ago, requiring cooked pro yearly?" "In a measure, ye*. If the styles juickly. The association takes its name but of other fre-h meat and of fish, the visions being found by the owners of “Oni the fact that its executioners. stock was generally exhausted by the the ship; and although the passage were not changed each season the fac ffre«sa.<| jn 'p(1‘ for the occasion, time tl.e vessel had been a few davs at money is necessarily h gher than it was tories could not be kept running. Soft •iranglo their vicrims with red •ea, refrigerators at that period not under the old »vstem, this drawback is felt bats are popular with many men. cor<i. placing r _. ..o ___ for the saving been invented. them more than compensated bv the comfort They are costly, and are worth from to twelve dollars each according Pur|H>se upon a red catafalque, beneath But the arrangements on board these which results from the present arrange- live to quality.”— Brooklyn Eagle. z* dull redd sh light of an oil lamp. ships were defective it; much more im- i menu Ini* strange and horrible association ■ortant matters than n not providings In conclus'on, I may say that, in **■’ brought to tgh’ by the energetic ood table for the passengers. T e dulging in a retrospect upon my expe Mineral* in New South Wale*. °PP°®t on interpo-c.l by*a man in Sar l><>at__ even when they were seaworthy, riences tor the last forty years -during New South Wales abounds in miner J*oi when hi* mother and sister en- .... h eh frequently wa- not the ca e- which I have crossed the Atlantic ten •tt'ored to strang'e Iris sick wife. He were so few in number that, in the times—I have been forcibly struck by als ot commercial value. The aggre f*.led in the aiiti'orif e«, who have al- event of shipwreck, there was no P°*si- the contrast the peril, tedium and in gate value of mineral raised in New arrested some forty of the ntur- liilitv of the r holding more than a th rd conveniences then attendant upon an '•'rotis sect. Their organization s ems of tlie souls on board. The long-boat, Atlantic voyage afford to the safety, South Wales up to the end of 1885 was - s transference from India to Mu« ndeed, was practically u-e!ese tn an rapidity and comfort with which it is £66,637,698, made up of the following te soil of th,, w... p oj Bohwanee. mergency. as it was almost invar ai.lv now accomplished.— Lhambert' Jour amounts: Gold £36,102,884, silver £382,884, coal £17,049,504, kerosene religion of the riiug«.—Y. K N'«i. tilled up with -heds for the accommoda nal. • bale £895,437, tin £6,934.803, copper —o*<ea sqnash : Remove the seeds tion of the cow. sbr p and pigs: and it £4,796,585, iron £231,853, antimony *•'1 soft parts, leaving on the rind: would have been sere, al hours work to £62,217, silver lea-1 £357.026, asbestos •»«on with salt and a little pepper and clear the boat and launch her. A naturalist has satisfied himself beyond a The law did not then render it com- doubt that the average cat trae els a distance £488, bismuth £10.010, and other occasionally with butter. If one mineral* £20,106. During 1885 19,216 • roasting beef, put it in the pan with pnlsory for every ves-el crossing the of eighty miles every night. Then it must be miner« were engaged in mining for tbe •b* meat: but it can be baked without Atlantic to carry a surgeon, »nd the the other cat that sits on tbe back fence lev following mineral*. Gold 5,911 miners, «*»t, if more convenXent — 7Ae Houte- owner« of the v»r oin lines of American end hours every night, loudly complaining of coal and shale 7.197, tin 3,395, silver packets would not incur the expense of tbe high taxes or something.—Norristown 1,513, copper 1,000, slate 20, iron 180. providing one. Ji* con- quenee was Herald. iv nífí’1’ M “VVife,” he said, “come sit by me; Put vour hand in mine and lay jour dear head upon my breast. Listening to what I »ay. , PHOTOGRAPHER .¡my Feed and Sale Stables ‘ORPHANS’ HOME” SILLY FLUMMERY. How the Sheriffs of London and Middle sex are Installed in Office. A CHURCH CONCERT. Trustwortlty Report of What a Young Mau who Accompanied a Young Ladjr Saw and Heard There. Attended by a pageant only inferior (We enter and take our seats.) in splendor to the historic procession Young Lady—There, Mr. Jenkins, I through the city on Lord Mayor's day, and favored bv splendid weather, the told you we should not be late. Yon sheriff's of London and Middlesex were see we have lots of time. Oh! did yoa recently installed into their office for ever see such a horrid bat as Mr*. the coming year, the elected occupants Deusenbury Smith has got ou? It's per of the distinguished position on this fectly awful. Woman behind it* (in a hoars« occasion being Mr. Aid. Henry Aaron whisper) —What that girl can see in Isaacs and Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Kirby. As usual, the city companies Jenkins I never tluill understand. Her Companion—Me neither. They of which these gentlemen are mem bers, accompanied by the portable say he owes thirty-seven dollars for civic panoply which many predecessors board to Mrs. Bowler, and she tells have bequeathed, joined in the displar me----- Myself—Excessively warm, is it not? and with banners, trophies, bands, vol Young Lady It seems quite cool to unteers and officials arrayed in garb of all hues, succeeded in forming a me. But see! here conies the pianist. shrieval show of no mean dimensions, Signor Staccato. 1 think he is just and certainly attraoted great crowds splendid. Sig. S. (on the grand piano—pianis of spectators along the streets it tra versed, At noon the sheriffs met th< ir simo)—Turn, tumty, turn. Tumtytum friends at the Albion in Aldersgale. ta-a-a-a-a, etc. Various persons in my immediate In the forefront were an escort of police, a mounted detachment of the neighborhood—They say she's going Tower Hamlets engineer volunte. rs to be married again, and— No, in and a guard of honor from the same deed. for 1 toll» him just what I You don’t say bo ! Well corps, followed by the company ot thought of spectacle-makers, with the banners ot I - Yes, that's him right over there. many Lord Mayors and sheriffs who He— She sings in the choir, and I have been members of that ancient must say— Isn't he perfectly grand? Sig. S. (fortiesiuio)—Thunipetty- guild, numbering, among many others those of tiie venerable and esteem, jl thuiiip-tliump-thunip-crash! bang! ! Young Lady— He is just wonderful! Sir Benjamin Phillips, Lord Mayor in 1865-6, Sir li. N. Fowler, Sir H. E. (Tumultuous applause. Sig. S. comes Knight, Sir H. Hansen, Sir W. McAr back and docs it some more). Young Lady (when he has finished) thur and Sir T. Dakin. Succeeding them came the drums and fifes of the —I could listen to him all night, postal and telegraph service, anil the couldn’t you? Myself 1 could, but it would make company of shipwrights, also bearing the arms of distinguished citizens who me very sad. (My Lady Friend look* have deserved well of their brother liv daggers at me. anil 1 see that I have erymen. 'I hey again were followed by made a mistake). Woman behind us—How out of plaoe the band of the Third Middlesex artu lery volunteers, acting as heralds t< that Jenkins looks at a classical con the company of fanmakers.. The last cert like this. Myself (feigning a deep interest)—. of the companies were the loriners the makers of bits and spurs and All, Miss Cantake is going to »ing. High-priced Soprano—Una voca poc» knightly accoutrements of the past, age —to whom the band of the First Mid fa, etc. Man in front of us—That woman has dlesex rifle volunteers (Victoria) showed the wav. Next came the state been married three times. Her namt carriages of Mr. George Rose-Innes ain't no more Cantake than mine is. and Mr. Algernon Sydney the under Her first husband was----- Woman behind nie—It cost a dollar sheriff's. The baud of the Tower Ham lets engineer volunteers followed, and seventy a yard, and— (Wild applause. after them the state carriages of the High-priced Soprano come» buck and sheriff's themselves," the occupants bows but won t sing. Enter the gifted being loudly cheered all the way along artist, W. Macready Higgins). Young l.ady—I am acquainted with Jewin street, Fore street. Moorgate street and Gresham street to the Guild him. lie is too awfully funny for any hall. In the great hall of that building thing. He told par that it came just the ceremonies which have for years as natural to him as breathing. W. M. H. (giving hi* great imitation accompanied the installation of tbe sheriffs were duly observed, and the of Irving)—Gud. gud, me lud. etc. Man in front of me—Did you ever vsual hospitable invitations extend id to the members of tbe corporation and see Irving? the officials of that body. After due I His Companion—Yah. He’» nogood. proclamation anil recognition the new You otter see Buffalo Hill. Now he dignitaries made the declarations re enn act, he can. (Frantic applause. quired front them by the town clerk. W. M. II. comes back and Imitates Mr. Aid. Isaacs and Lieutenant Lawrence Barrett, whom he represents Colonel Kirby were then clothed in as an asthmatie individual with unmis their gorgeous robes of office, chains of takable premonitory symptoms of the gold were hung about their necks, and blind staggers.) Young Lady—Ain’t he just too they were announced to be the sheriffs of London and Middlesex during tbe splendid? Ho told par that Mr. Barrett next twelve months. The under sher saw him give that representation once, iff's were afterward initiated into their mid was so overcome that he had to office, and this concluded the proceed leave the hall. Mvsclf—I enn r. «dily believe that. ings at Guildball. Returning by wav of King street, (I am aliout to make further remarks Cheapside and St. Martin's-le-Grand. of a sarcastic nature when—Enterlsraol the procession arrived at the Albion at Morgenstern, the talented American two o’clock, when the sheriff’s break violinist.) I. M. (playing his great Revery in G fast was served.— London Telegraph. sharp minor) Wa-a-a-h, wah, wall, wahwahwah wo-o-o-o-w, etc., etc. (I —A curious incident occurred lately gradually become oblivions to my Bur- at Hollywood park, says the Boston roundings, and am soon in the arms of Journal, where the representation of what-you-may-call him. 1 dream that immense Turkish rugs was artistically I have been chosen umpire in * cat- formed of living plants. A farmer and tight. and that 1 am presently oblige*! his wife were driving through the to decide against a large, hluo-eyed groumls and from a distance admiring eat ^ith a determined expression of the rugs, which they supposed to lie the countenance, who in his indignation work of the loom and not of the gard fiercely attacks me. We fight for some ener. A heavy shower came tip, when time with clothet-poles, and I am the old couple made their way to the prcsentlv stabbed in the arm. I awake mansion and called the attention of th > to find that my Young Lady has stuck servants to the rugs that were lying out a pin into me. in the rain. Infant Phenomenon (on the plat form)- Matad. little Mabel, with tier face against the pane. ANCIENT CURES. Myself I'm afraid I've been dozing. the now Hydrophobia Was Treated In Young Lady (icily) You have slept Good Ohl Time«. through two entire numbers. Myself -I am very----- The old recipe of “a hair of the dog Young Lady (ten degree* below ze that bit you” was almost literally ro) You need not apologize. realized in a prescription for the cure Pastor of Church (large, portly man of hydrophobia much in vogue with the with a voice like a fog-horn) I am re “Pasteurs” of the fifteenth century: quested by the Young People's Associ “Take a mastiff pup of a month old, ation to thank the congre I mean th* and stuff the same with cloves, cinna audience for it* attendance, and to mon and divers other spices, and there •tate that an oyster supper has been after boil the carcass entire, the which, prepared in the chapel. (Audience be- taken warm from the pot and laid unto (eotn«a interested.) Only fifty eent* per the part that hath been bitten, will, head will be charged, and the proceed* without doubt, do much good”—which, will lie used thanks to the kindness of somehow or other, it did not. A more l he Young People'» Association to de primitive but more successful method i tray your pahstor'» expense* on hi* lecture tonr. Pali»» through was employed within the memory of oming door to the right. (I am about to living men in a remote part of Ireland, ‘ ihe ■ivite my Young Lady to partake of the patient being the eldest son of the hit when I remember that I kava family, a fine lad of nineteen. His mly al ves. thirly-tiv» eent» in my pocket, recovery appearing hopeless from the .‘.zmnf, ami my Young l.ady stroni ig symptoms of hydrophobia which nto the myself Exeunt nearly every he ex' ihibited, the doctors decided upon me cl«* street, th* cha^.el.) JI. bleeding him to death ns the only Sitarne. in into Tid-Rdt. alternative to the barbarous plan of rop<- l.eo speuus an hour or so smothering under a feather bed, which was then common. A vein was opened every afternoon. say* the Independence and he was locked into an outnouse I e ge. nt Brussels, in preparing the and left to die. But toward evening material for a inonnmen*al history of the milkmaid of the household, passing the papacy. He has had a study fitted near the spot with her pall, wax up adjoining the Vatican library for amazed to hear the sufferer's voic< '■onvenienee of access to the archives — faintly asking for “something to drink.” for the papal prison is vast and dis Overjoyed at this unmistakable sign tance« »re great. The gigantic task of recovery, she lost no time in min- will, of course, not be finished in the monin, ing assistance, and the young lifetime of Port* Leo; but even a mere man's s life was saved, the physicians fragment of it would fie of the utmost ascribing his extraordinary escape to value to the student of modern history, * it mint in the main be bated upon the carrying off of the poison by the •nn. unpublished document*. «ouiou* flow of blood. —N. F Timet.