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HOME AND FARM SLABSIDE GROWLS. PERSONAL AND IMHtKSUNAL RAW MANURt 26,587,33 - Miss Heaven is the name of a vonn; Experience of a >-«rtner Wl.o Applied I —'.«nd that !s wd“rflr«****d " be A Chronic Kicker's View« on a Very Com- woman recently confirmed nt Lund) plowed d i n r tlim -u- um r. to Fruit Trees In the Fall. plicated Post-Oltice Regulation. —To br'ghteu th» luster o ■o fee or It is asserted by some writers tha! Slabside was in a fault-finding mood Island by tbo visiting British Bishopu UOTTIuES Or« Exeter. teapot, rill w tli >v t r. add a small when I met him the other day. He much tho greater waste in stable ma —Samuel B. McCollnch, clerk of the p ec i oi •<* p auu .e¿ t uu l abo t .orty usually comes to me with his woes circuit court at Wheeling, W. Va.. nure is catised by exposure to the rain five m niites. —Lamb ( hops: Trim carefully; lay when I am very busy, and invariably who three years ago mysteriously dis- that the loss from evaporation is com in a little wartu butter for an hour. corners me and has it out whenever he . appeared under a financial cloud, has parativcly small. However this ma> turning several t nu-s. then broil on a feels he has some special grievance I been discovered in Montana masquer be, it is certain that the loss either will ading as "Samuel Brown." greased gridiron, taking care they do «gainst things as ho finds them. is heavy enough to justify the farmet not drip; blitter, pepper and salt each, —If young Mrs. Gould’s hired girl in resorting to some method for apply "The fool who invented the present lay in c rule on plate aud serve. — The plan of collecting postage on an un should ever go on a strike Mr. Georgi ing manure in a raw stale, unless lie i Ho ’iseltol’l. Gould wouldn't have to go to Delmou- Tillich more careful iu husbanding i prepaid letterought to have a keeper," —Plush goods, and all. article« dyed he began, when he was sure he had me ico's for his breakfast or dinner. Tin than most men are. The ground itsel with aniline . olors, faded from exp sun fixed so that I could not escape him. bride is a tiptop cook, and knows nlI will save the manure, in all its vnliiabb This wonderful success of " Warner’s S afe Cure” is du# , 1'. constituents, better than any thing else merit of file Remedv. For a long time it has been Ji KG A It rim- t<> I gilt, will look br glit as ev< r after "For example, suppose you write a about household matters.— N. HIGHEST MEDIGAE A l/THOll 1 TlES AS THE^.,1 Graphic. b»ing -p nged with ehloro’orra. Th- plaster, bedding, or what not. i omuier ial chloroform will answer the letter at Sheboygan to Mr. Jay Gould, —As treasurer of the Pennsylvani: I have an orchard of about thre. CIEIC EOIl lilPyi’T, Ell b.IC AND lllnv n.,^1 New York, asking his advice as to ................. iff COMJ‘LA INTS. p irpose very well, and is much less ex whether you should go long on Western Railroad Company the late John D. acres, containing orange, peach tun AN 1> . EEMALE jusands of people owe their life and health to " Warner’.s. pens ve than the purified. — Chicago Thousands Taylor was the signer of the thirteen pear trees. Aside from comniercia Union or sell it short for a turn, and, produce 100,000 _____________________ I ESI IMOh IAI.S to that effect. 'I't'mes. in the Imrry of a moment, drop the million dollar cheek paid for a con fertilizers, I have only thomanurefron we can ( —A Philadelphia Professor has inves letter in the box without putting a two- trolling interest in the Philadelphia. one hors» to apply to it; and of this J Read the following and note the large number of bottles distnbnut tigated the suoje't of weeds, and says cent stamp on it. Now, does the post Wilmington & Baltimore road, tin seek to make the utmost. In October, antee these figures to be correct, as our sales-books will prove, as soon as a new county s cleared, for master at. Sheboygan send that letter largest check ever drawn in Pennsyl 1885, I began to apply this manure tc e gn weeds come with foreign seed and along, with instructions to the postmas vania. — 1 'hitadelyh in Press. the trees in il perfectly fresh condition. | m tise possession. Native plums are ter at.New York to deliver it and col —Captain M. V. Lancaster, of Bel I had always before shared in the gen crowded out. because !he plants that lect two cents from Mr. Gould? No, 1 fast. Me., has been decorated by tin oral belief that it was risky to use it so, CAPT. W. D. ROBINSON (U. 8. Marine F. MAYER, (1020N7im~; have long been cleared are a cost oned guess not. That would be expediting imperial mandate of China with the that it ought to bo composted; and 1 Insp., Buffalo, N. Y.), in 1885 was Mo.) afflicted «¡th to 1'vlng in the open sun, while our matters too much. There wouldn't be Fourth Order of the Gohlen Dragor was led to make this experimen suffering with a skin humor like dizztness and pain ' count vh s been ' omparatively recently enough circumlocution about that sort for his services while in attendance or. simply by tho circiinistanco that I bin leprosy. Could not sleep; was in and lost appetite. Wu.i cleared. The ox eyed daisy and Canada of arrangement to suit some people the Seventh Prince, the Emperor's neglected to provide a manure shed ii great agony. For 'wo years tried «are-worn all the time tbist'e are fo eign plant immigr ivts. everything, without benefit. Was pro who are set up to help run this Govern father, when making his late tour ol which to carry on tho composting pro fading he began the use cess. Candor also compels the adrnis nounced incurable. “Twenty bot —Hr if. 8. W. Johnson says that if we ment. Notwithstanding the impor inspection of the northern parts. »- afe Cure, and reiiorta «r/1 tles of Warner’s S afe Cure com pletely mix lime intimately with manures con- tance of your unstamped letter, and —A white man serving out a sen sion that composting seemed likely t< a lighting cock.” ’ cured me, and to-day I am strong ta ning ammonia salts the nnimouia i- your exceeding great impatience foran tence of twenty years in the Pratt require more labor than the direct ap and well.” (Feb. 5, 1885.) set tree as a gas and es apes n the air answer, the Sheboygan postmaster sits mines, near Birmingham, Ala., maden plication. I went Cautiously to work If we mix lime w th a fertilizer contain down and calmly and coolly fills up a remarkable escape a few days ago. lb The stable was well littered every tin» ing ph aphorlc acid, or p. osph ttes so) card Io Mr. Gould, stating that a cer climbed a polished wire rope extend it was cleaned, which was two or till'd MR. R. BROWN (222HWT ub.e in water, there is form d I' -vert'-il tain letter addressed to him and un ing two hundred feet up the shaft, and times a w eek; dried grass, weeds, sods, 1),'!r"!t’ ‘Yj1'11'1 ini',re<i liiih EX-GOV. T. G. ALVORD (Syracuse, ph sohor c acid (phosph ite of lm . provided with tiie required stamp, lies in some manner lifted an iron door that sand, banana and other leaves, every Was confined to hi« N. Y.) in 18.84 began running down wlii h is insoluble in water,) from « h in the Sheboygan post-office, and that requires the full strength of a man on thing was brought into use to absorb weeks. The fall inj.iredhiifc with General Debility, uccom- it may be inferred that lime should i< I the same will bo forwarded as per ad a safe footing to open. the liquid part. pro. hieing intense suffering {lamed with a sense of weight in the be mixed with f rtiiizers contain':, dress if the card be returned to She When the orchard had been plowed S afe Cure restored & —A few years ago the literary mar ower ixirt of the body, with a feverish either ammonia sa ts or soluble poos boygan in a sealed envelope and ac kets of the world were overstocked the last time in the fall, contrary to my to their natural condition , sensation and a general giving out of phoric acid. — N. K Ibid. writes, “ I am now eightynlil companied by a two-cent stamp. the whole organism. Was in serious with American humor, but somehow orders, the earth bad been thrown from smart and active.” —Layer Cake : One cup of sugar, "Now it will cost the Government or other the stuff spoiled on the hand- the trees instead of tow ard them. Thi; condition, confined to his bed much half a "Up of butter, one and a half just as much to carry that card of noti of the first purchaser, and to-day it i- had left a furrow three or four feel of the time. After a thorough treat cups of tio'.ir, half a cun of «ino. one fication to Mr. Gould as it would to almost impossible to get a decent sped from the trees. Wo arrived from the ment with Warner’s S afe Cure he cup of raisins, four eggs, sugar for carry your letter, but the Government men of pure, original linmor.— Cincin North the last week in October. It says: “lam completely restored was and is yet the general belief that 'IRS. TIIOS. SCIIMIDTfiS one teaspoonful of i nking will collect that two cents m the most nati Enquirer, i'lie reason is that it frosting, to health by its means.”__________ Vice-Consul of Denmark,0, Io stir the earth around trees so late in Mix the butter and sugar to- powder, roundabout way if it has to spend a has all turned into chestnuts.— Chicago New York) re|>orteil that lieri the fall will start them on a new gather, add two eggs we 1 beaten. dollar to do it. Journal. i.fter an attack of Dip/p/a-J wine, " ..... i linking —i.!.-.- — Cour, powder an< "To get your letter from the Sheboy —Miss Nellie Nevada Moore, of growth, so forming soft wood to b. Throat eight years »so Waj raisins, beat well and bake In three gan post-office Mr. Gould must spend Swissvale, Pa., is attracting rather un killed by the frost about Christmas. So MAJOR 8. B. ABBOTT (Springfield, Mo ), in 1871 was afflicted with lame with Bright’s Disease in . layers, put frosting iietiveen and on ihe a part of his valuable time, which is enviable attention by her independence I refrained from tilling up these fur back. Itheumatism and Kidney form ; by the advice of Gut] layer tha' is made with the whites of the said to be worth about a dollar and in the matter of dress. She follows rows, and used them as receptacles for trouble. Consulted the very best tiansen, of Drexel, Mortal two remaining egg-1, well beaten with sixty cents a minute, inclosing the the example of Mrs. Dr. Walker to tho manure wheeled fresh from the physicians in tan Francisco, and vis Bankers, New York, rhv J powdered sugar.—<>o/ev’t leuly's Boo!\ card and postage-stamp in an envelope certain extent. When engaged at stable. ited all the mineral springs there. Warner’s S afe Cure, with :□ To prevent fermentation it was scat —A horse can not ki k if h'S head is and directing it to the postmaster at work about her house at Swissvale she Took a health trip to the New England of the physicians, and reports kent up, and hen e a "ki k ng brace’’ Sheboygan. Suppose he does this in discards dresses and arrays herself in tered thinly along for six or eight feet States, but for seven years suffered physicians say that he will k will sometimes prove a < orreetion of three minutes, he is out about four dol male attire. Her reasons for this opposite the tree, and covered with an constantly from his m ilady, which fectly well.” the habit. This brace is ma In of half lars and eighty cents in time, to say strange fancy in dress are, as she says, inch or twoof soil sprinkled on. When had resulted in Bright's disease. inch iron, with a fork at oue end and a nothing of an envelope and postage, solely on the ground of comfort, and there was no furrow near the tree, the After using a couple dozen bottles of ring in e ich end of the fork, < c li ring while you are compelled to wait about not to gain notoriety. — Pittsburgh Post. manure was spread out two inches or Warner’s S afe Cure, and two of S afe so iu thickness and covered with earth. being furuishe I with a snap, or with a 'wo weeks for an answer to an iinpor- Pills, he wrote: “My back ami kid MISS Z. L. BOARDMAN (Q ih J —After a romantic courtship carried At first the horse was fed oil corn, in May, 1882, began to W«i|l stra > an I buckle, by which it may te 'ant financial question that, in the neys are without pain, and, thank on through the mails two Federal vet oats or ground feed; but the neighbors’ atla lied to the bit, tho opp site end of ordinary course of things, ought to came stomach trouble, J God, I owe it all to Warner’s S afe erans of the Soldiers ’ Homo at Hamp headaches, and finally the ¡2 chickens, in searching for the grain, so the brace being ma ‘e to ii' upon lhe have come in less than five days." Remedies.” front of the lower part of the c liar ■ v I always agree to any thing Slabside ton, Va.. were married recently to two scattered the manure and its covering opinion that it was Bri (/(i/W'J Virginia ladies in Appomattox County. ami Incurable. EventuallrJ that some of it never stopped until it a s milar f >rk titto I wi h a strap. The <ays when he lias a grievance against came nearly blind, pronound length of the brace must he adjusted to society or his Government. It is the The ceremony took place not ninni reached the dend-furrow between the miles from the spot where General Lee the doctors to be the last «¿j the size of the horse, the point being tc only way to escape him at all. rows. Thereupon the grain feed was MRS. J. T. RITCHEY (5G2 4th Ave , Bright’s disease. After tuviwl Louisville, l<y.) was a conili med keep the head well up. — Chicago Trib "Why, nobody but a lunatic could surrendered. The parties to the ro discontinued and wheat bran substi under treatment by Warner’il invalid for eleven years, just une. iver have thought of such a foolish mantic double marriage were Thomas tuted, pound for pound, with results Cure for one. year, she np«J living, and bouily expecting death. plan," he continued, growing warmer Gallagher, aged forty-nine, and Miss entirely satisfactory so far .as the horse am as well as anyone.” ] Was confined to bed ten months each and more earnest and more impressive Maggie Duncan, aged tiventy-tliree: was concerned, and the chickens, find The First American Railroad. year. Was attended by the best phy in his manner. “I’ve had some expe William Smith, aged forty-six, mid ing nothing to reward their labor, sicians. Iler left side was para In the course of a paper read before rience with the thing myself. Some Ellen Woodson, aged twenty-one. T'h eventually censed scratching altogeth contracting parties had never met un er. The rains falling on it leached tho lyzed. Could neither eat, sleep, nor the Franklin Institute, bearing the lime ago I got a card from the post- til a few hours before tho nuptials.— manure, and the discolored soil for sev enjoy life. The doctors said site was HON. N. A. PLYMPT0N (Wtd uaster at Scurappleville, stating that title, "Transportation Facilities of the Mass.), in Mav, 1880, was pi3 troubled with female complaints; Chicago llcrald. eral inches around showed what a loss Past anil Present," Mr. Barnett Ln Van 1 letter addressed to me was held in bv Gravel. Under the ojcia but she was satisfied her kidneys ds office for two paltry cents, would have taken place-if this element Warner’s S afe Cure alone he J were affected. Under the operation of corrects tue commonly re eived state mil that it would be started on its way "A LITTLE NONSENSE.” had been allowed to wash away. a hi rye stone, and eobw Warner’s S afe Cure she passed a ment that the Grani e Railroad, built when he received the needed stamp. Just before the trees began to grow large stone or calculus, and in Nov., ! wrote, “ I have bad no recai —A man seeing on a dentist's sign, at Quincy, Mass., in 1827, Dy Gridlev Well. 1 sent him the postage, and, in in the spring the soil and the manure of my trouble since Warner’il 1885, reported, “ Am to-day as well "Teeth extracted without pain,” re Bryant, for transporting stone for the he course of a week, along came the marked: "1 never could get any teeth were thoroughly mixed together with a Cure cured me,” as when a girl.” otter, over which, by this time, mv prong-hoe — which, by the way, is the B uiker Hill Monument from the gran extracted without pay in.” uriosity had worked itself up to fi'ver best implement for stirring the soil tin- j ite quarries of Quincy, n as the tirst —Small boy: “Mother, please give <!er fruit trees —and (lie manure had by j railroad built in the United States. On heat, ai.J, after all that fooling and this point ho presents inteie ting testi trouble, ami waste of stationery, it was me another lump of sugar for my colli e. this time become so rotted that there mony to prove that, f r from being nothing but a blamed impudent dun I’ve dropped the one you gave me." was nothing to be feared from its con- j ASK YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS ABOUT the tirst, the Granite Railroad was iron) a fourth-class shoemaker I had Mother—"Where have you dropped tact with tins roots. it?" Small boy — "In tho coffee. ’ once favored with mv custom to the The niniuirc was applied this wav all reallv only the fonrtii in order of pre — Not polite. - last spring and summer, until such cedence in the United States. We quote extent i f nine dollars and a half, 1 The Mavflower's skipper'« not polite, time ns it is generally considered un- from that portion of the paper relating should like to sec men of sense put in As any one can see. ndv'Hable to ajiply it any longer for to the sub.e t as follows: "itailroads office to run this Government.”— Scott I’o came back home all by himself THE MOST POFUUli REMEDY EVER DISCOVERED. And left ttie Gul at tea. that season. During the cool, moist wer • tirst introduced into Pennsylvania. Way, in Tid-Bits. — Washington Critic. weather of winter little injury was to In September. lH'JP, ttie tirst experi — Ilcrr Strauss (yan ning)—How you have been expected, lmt when hot mental track in the United Stn e, was THE BEE'S STING. vas, Ilans? You don’t know no body weather came on, it might be perhaps laid out by John Thomson (the father of John Edgar Thomson, who was Its Most, Important Function Sahl to Be no more, ain'd it? Hans— Mine front, looked for. I now cover tho manure, EX GOV. R. T. JACOB (Westport, Ky. CAPT. GEO. B. WILTBANK (ilni t he Finishing Off of the Celis. was prostrated with severe Kidney St., l’hila., l’a.), prostrated in (I if yon vas shut your mouth so I can with both earth and mulching to pre n forward the 1 resident of the Pennsyl trouble and lost forty pounds of flesh. America, with Malarial Fever,«■ A new champion has arisen to defend see your face, den mebbe I can tell win; vent lieatinty. There was sonic ven vania Railroad Company), Civil Eng’- After a thorough treatment with War congestion of Kidneys and Lived neor of Delaware Couuty, Pennsyl the honey-bee from the obloquy under you vas. hot, drv weather in June, and some ol ner’s S afe Cure he reports, “ I have lirious part of the time, liiw vania, an I cm struct d under his direc iVbich it has always rested. Mr. Wil- —Spriggs—How much older is your the trees were, not largo enough to never enjoyed better health.” la eyed one-third. stomach q tion by Somerville, a Scotch millwright, lirm F. Clarke, of Canada, claims to sister than you, Johnny? Johnny 1 shade the ground much. If a tree hail fected. Could hold nofowt tor Thomas Leiper, of I’hiladelph a. It been recently set, I dashed a bucketful dunno. Maud lister be twenty-live water was ejected. Using leal w is 180 feet in length, and graded one have discovered from repeated observa years, then she was twenty and now or two of water on the manure, and dozen bottle of Warner’s sari Cl and o ie-half in 1 es to the yard. The tions that the most important function she ain't only eighteen. 1 guess we'll perhaps repeated this operation a few GEN. H. D. WALLEN (144 Madison writes, “ I was completely t* gauge was four feet, and the sleepers of the bee’s sting is not stinging. soon be twins. — Tid-Bits. dnv« later. As soon ns one or two Ave., New York), scarcely able to e'g'it feet apart. The experiment witi In a recent article he says: My obsor- good rains had fallen on the manure I A five-year-old boy, who was en walk two blocks without exhaustion, a iomled car was so suoressful that ■¡itions and reflections have convinced gaged in some mischievous doings, on did not hesitate to work it into the soil and, having lost flesh heavily, began Leiper in the same year caused the ne that the most important ofl’ce of being remonstrated with by his fathei with the pro- g-l oe. tlie use of Warner's S afe Cure ami MRS. (PROF.) E. J. WOW fl first practical railroad in the 1 niiei Now for results. During tho driest says; “X was much benefited by lie bee sting is that which is performed with. "Why will you do so, George?" burg, l’a., Wife of the Ed. of tiri St ites to be eonstriieied for tue trans n doing the artistic cell-work, capping replied: "Ob, I expect I am too little weather of June the extreme lips of a it” eran Quarterly), began tode'M portation of stone from bis quarr.es on few rank-growing shoots turned yel Pulmonary Consumption. (Overt Crum Creek to his landing on Ridley the comb and infusing the formic acid io know any better. ’— Boston Post. —"I believe you are right,” said an low and died down several inches, but cent, of all cases of Consumpw Creek, in Delawaro County, Pa., a dis by means of which honey receives its I am satisfied now that this was from keeping qualities. As I said at Detroit, old gentleman, “so far as the abstract caused by diseased kidneys.) i tance of about one mile. It continued another cause than tbo manure. The COL. JOSEPH H. THORNTON (Cin spai red of ll ring. After»™ cinnati, O.) in 1885 reiwirted that his in use fo • nineteen lea' s. Some <>; the lhe sting is really nskillfnllv contrived is concerned; but”—Just then In growth of r.’ood this summer lias been course of treatment with « daughter was very much prostrated ; origin il foun ui io s, ,- nsi-ting o; rock little trowel with which the bee finishes slipped and struck his head agains remarkable. The leaves had that lustv. S afe Cure, she write«, “ I fl®l had palpitation of the heart. in wh.cli holes were drilled and after oil' mid caps the cells when they are the asphalt pavement. "But." he con blnek-grcen color which one mav secin fectly well.” \ intense /lain in the head, nervous ward plugged with wood to receive the tilled brimful of honey. This explains tinned, as he got up, “I don’t care t< a river e >rn-lield. disorderandcalarr/t of the bladder. spikes for holding tlie sleepers in place, why honey extracted before it is capped dismiss the matter iu the concrete.”— One of mv neighbors just across tlie She lost fifty five pounds. Other rem may bo scon to this day.— Scientific over does not keep '"ell. The formic ,V. }’. Independent. street, who is a excellent gardener, had acid lias not been injected into it. edies failing, they began the nse of EX-SENATOR B. K. BR ü CEJ American. —The Bar Harbor Indians complain also the manure of one horse, and I Ins is done in the very act of putting that the trade in baskets, bead-work, Warner’s S afe Cure, S afe Pills and Carolina), lifter doctoring for rj the last touches on the cell-work. A- fans, and other Indian ware manufac nlimit one-half more frees than I have. S afe Nervine, and within three months Wealthy Romans. But he added to his sitmily a ton of cot the little pliant trowel is worked to tured in New York has been very duL what he supposed was she had gained fifty pounds in weight ton seed and about half a dozen bar covered he was afflicted J and was restored to yood health. Homo of the ancient Romans were and fro with such dexterity, the darts, this year, and Mulcahey, one of tin rels of cow chips. The cotton seel JHabetes, and having That was three years ago, and she is st ill very wealthy. The philosopher Seneca of which there arc two, pierc« braves, is reported to have said: "Fab meal is valuable, but the cow chips are relief whatever from hi« piiy 1 ' “ ■ in as ffoorf health as ever in her life. fiad a fortune of £3,.’>00,( 0 >. Tiber us, the plastic cell surface and leave it’s clams 1'd rather be diggin’ tluu worth only about as much ns manure Col. Thornton, himself, was cured of began the use of Warner in the nectar ■ beneath it tinv breakin' me heart over tliini bows and made from wheat straw and long I chronic diarrluva of eighteen at his death, left £23,621.000. w.iieh d hops of tho fluid which makes it keen Cure, and he says; “ My tn* arrers and things."— N. K Graphic. astonished at my ini proven)«« weathered would be. He composted 1 years’ standing, in 1881, by Warner’s Cn'igula spent in less than twelve we well. This is the “art preservative —“That Parisian trick—the vanish Ids manure and forked it into the S afe Cure. months. Vespateau, on ascend ng the of honey. A most wonderful provi ing lady that Hermann does, is a throne, estima'e.l all the expenses of sion of nature, truly! Herein we see great one, said Jones. “He covers u ground. Mv trees have made a de- I tue State at £25,000,000. The debts ot that the sting and poison bag with lady with a veil, and after a litth eidedlv heavier and richer growth than I J. Q. ELKINS (Elkinsville, NT, Milo amouuted to £'100,000. C»e«ar, be- wh ch so many of us would like to dis maneuvering raises the veil and tin his. His poach and pear trees are C. H. ALLEN (Leavenworth, Kan.), fered for ten years from fu e he entered upon ail' office, owed pense. are essential to the storage of lady has disappeared.” “That’s noth • 1 lor tlmn mine, and bore more fruit. I son Edwin, two years of age, afflicted lmt his orange trees are about tlicsame attacked him every six ' £2.99r>,0 «>. He had purchased the our coveted product, and that withoir with extreme case of bright's ing to a young lady in our boarding size as mine, and they form the true | He lost 45 pounds in three mo"« friendship of Curio for £.iflo, and hat tinm the beautiful comb honey of coni disease, and the doctors gave, him bouse," answered Brown. “ I have hid strength was nearly <lon • test of the manure. I nm thoroughly of Lucius Paulus or £300,000. A' the nierce would he a thing unknown. tty. By the advice of the doctor’s thorough use of Warner'« SA,t J If these tilings are so. how mistaken seen ten or twelve persons in the par satisfied with the result. — Stephen Pow time of the as<as.«in tion of Julius C.-esar wife, began the use of Warner’s S afe Cure, he reports, " I am « An o v "a iu d'b .<> e numn o tho-e people arc who suppose that a lor, and this young lady come in. sit ers, tn Ohio farmer. Cure, and after taking seven bottles he I ever was, after using «■ • £3,000 000 h ew d tills um n the lice is. like the Pr-nco of Evil, always down to the piano and begin to play is perfectly well and baa had no bottles.” Hog Cholera Farms. relapse. ide of March and it v s pai b h going about prowling :n search of'n and sing. In two minutes all tho rest k n s of pri ; h • q ii inr d £147 • victim! Tbo fact is, that the bca at had disappeared. Talk about Her A farm on which hog cholera has 000.000. A- plus sqi i de d i de tends to its business very diligentlv, mann! He ain't a patch to her.— N. prevailed is worth less than one free bnncherv £.4>u t»0. d tin ing on and lias no time to waste in pickiiL- 1’. Sun. —"What <P yon come home for?" from this scourge. The disease infects — ---- ---- - —- . . ....... .. .«»a OíT Every Testimonial we publish Is genuine. exaniin tiou f t e ta of his all’ iri unnecessary quarrel.«. A bee is lik. " at e > I had jtloOiaW not _ on <1 ____ h m- farmer working with a fork in his hai demands the father. "Expelh'd," re the soil, or at least the surface, for testators, enclosing stamp for replv. and learn for yonrsf|T^ s 1 bees »e hue si le <1 that su u in- field. He is fully occupied and ver’v plied the boy. "Can’t go back again?" serial years, so that hogs running rji ..................... ” "What did they where others have run are liable to utlie n f his m.-vnt nance J liu< busy. If molested or meddled with, "No. they said not." TheOLD tTM. DICING in the WuKLiyi Cie ar g v Sa I . t e m i her f Br i- he will be very apt to defend himself expel you for?” “Couldn't keep U| lake it. Possibly plowing up all places Is Probably Dr. Isaac Thompson's U s. ail of ihe v tue ii £10.000. with the impb-ment lie is working with. with my classes." "Course not; you in which hogs nave run would remedv ___ haven't the soil, but it is difficult to do this One ing e di h c-s E’o us £80 '>00. This is what the bee does, and man, bi always wen- a fool. You elebrated EYE WATEll C'.'ignis s nt to.' • e up et £80 0-0 means of his knowledge of tho nature learned iuiv thing, I suppose? ?” "No. around buildings and fences. Hogs sn.l tl i-i oba us £20 000. T e us a and habits of this wondrous little in- not much. ' “Don't know as much ns well managed arc among the most •™;.. nUt i cos of rep -t o Lucullus was £20.- si ct, is enabled, in most cases, to ward you did when you started to school, I profitable of farm stock. They con Cvr.turj. an<) notwitii8»n riii th.. . ‘ »i r ne r n tiona that hav«. t'le »«>*») other popara- 0 0 — Clue go H. r<i d reckon?" "Don't know nny more, sume much refuse that would other off or evade attack. It i.« proof of their natural quietness, industry and peaee- anyhow.” “What do you expect tc wise be wasted. Few farmers appre —S uing, s are very offensive in smell ablenesss, that so many thousands ot do?" "I'm going into business as ciate pigs until obliged to stop growing i Garden. Flower and Field ?e"i* when tHxeii fiom the water, and soon them will go through ' a summer of weather prophet” Delighted father John L. Thom »on. eons ivo . TK >Y. A. Y. them.— American Cultivator, Gr.swsn, Airalfa, Onion Seta. *“• grow worse, i’nis is cure i by bury ing ceaseless .activity close to your dwell Good boy; the very thing! You've got kADIR», ITTKVTIOW! varieties ami lota to suit. j , them in dry sand, and. when detompo- ing house, and perhaps not'liai.’ a doz more sense than I thought you had. —Fogg having said his friend w J—pleasant reni- Largest and most compl«** aition has ceased, exposing them in wire en stings lie inflicted during a whole I'm afraid you've seriously injured by sea-bathing. „. and you've got too much ti , À”‘ ««V Sri »iNA’ûia’Sir *“ Northwest. v*.es to ui« acLo.i of me tides. — Aw «tiuon. —Prairie Turmer. being n.«kcd how. replied: Dicwueti.— “ -- ~ make a good prophet.’’— Burdette. ----------------- - i^an» Btrwrt, R,u F.ancbco, Cs|, Merchants, farmers and K»r“ Boston Tran cijpl. Warner’s SAFE C Sold, to Dec. 27, 1886. No Other Remedy in the World Produce Such a Record. J iV Boston,_ _ 1,149,122. Pennsylvania, 171,929 Providence, • Chicago, II Detroit, <■ I’»- 7‘- . 0 Si T B H n 441,105. q I ici I homi one I Milwaukee, fi V 3al. of New En’., New York State, 441,753. 3.870,773. “WARNER’S SAFE CURE.’) Cleveland, 682,632. Cincinnati, Kansas Chy, 633,158 Bal. S. W. States, - 1‘ Southern States, Canada, 3,534,017 San Francisco, C 243 quested to write for pries’- lllsstrated Calais««* » «I a fina Í 1 CUS'. r Il prepared N. J LOGAN The Be Promptly “ORI AMtrh S«M good (?) “Orp TON »illy first cl First - ria, Flrrt door BOU) lie. I,MJ 1,467,824. Bal. Pacific Coast, • î N. P. N. ü. No. IM -8. r. Nt y. Tie . IM 873,667 Bal. Ohio, [State,! G . j Hludjrlni 1 have bee teur’s metho >« undoublet we have not Work, and w Ret such a 1 teur has lost Lappens in •omething in Nation. Sum cause such a between the t their inoculai But there a of genuine p Circulation v by really hyd ■uany people t^satment air »fraid. Tbest official statisi **re excluded The majority i c*l!y the influ **Ur, but other hgut on him. "anding, too; r’*’ which hav •ho hold that *itlt the disea